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Stat me /tg/

>> No.41589050

>>41589043
Weeb/10

>> No.41589102

>>41589043
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Degeneracy
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10, Aut 21
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>> No.41589510

Can cast reduce/enlarge (self only) at will.

>> No.41589718
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41589718

>>41589043
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

>> No.41589769

>>41589718
A Weeb Familiar

>> No.41590634

>>41589043
Magical beast/aberration with levels in shitposter

>> No.41590714
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41590714

>> No.41590961

Anime otaku a shit

Anime otaku grills a worst

>> No.41591044

>>41589043
Alchemist

>> No.41591079

>>41589043
Flavor of the month 4
Is it supposed to be a moe cockroach? 3
I can't give enough of a fuck to come up with another witty cliche 2
This is a dancing anime 1

>> No.41591145

>>41589718
Like clockwork

>> No.41591215
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41591215

>>41589718

That is her child/neckbeard mode, otherwise she act pretty much like perfect school girl.

>> No.41591246

>>41589043
Type: Greater Weeb Neckbeard

>> No.41591271

>>41590714
I love these so much

>> No.41591501 [DELETED] 

>>41590714
AH HA HA HA! I know the guy that made that webm!

>> No.41591754
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41591754

I couldn't even take half an episode of this fucking show. Brother should throw her ass out of his apartment.

>tfw when you used to be a weeb but are slowly starting to hate anime

>> No.41591869

>>41591754
It was shown that brother's in even more pathetic situation. Without her to take care of he has nothing to do or zero interests

>> No.41592158

>>41591754
>slowly
It's been shit since mid-2000s, if not earlier.

>> No.41595408

>>41591754
>implying you need to be a weeb to like anime

>> No.41596326
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41596326

Dank

>> No.41596817
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41596817

Stat me you dank memers

>> No.41596881

>>41596817
HasNoFace/10

>> No.41596925

>>41596881
I need to remain anonymous on an anonymous image board

>> No.41598661

>>41591754
the thing is, she actually has her life together, outside of the house. Great grades, athletic, somehow healthy despite her diet, beloved by all, good looks, etc. She'll have no problem finding her own fortune or landing any man she wants.

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41598713

>>41598661
She is adept at hiding her power level. Also, adorable.

>> No.41598889
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41598889

>>41589102
HOOT HOOT

>> No.41599930

>>41589043
best new /b/ meme / 10

>> No.41601056

>>41589718
What happens when moe is taken too far.

It causes revulsion in anyone who sees it, much like a yukkuri.

>> No.41601822

>>41596817
Animemer knight of epic fedora tiping memes, main habitat le cuckold cucktry of le /TG/

>> No.41602313

>>41596817
Eupho-rick.
LVL 15 White Knight

>> No.41602544

>>41589102
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type "Size/Type: Large Magical Beast" and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting monster stats. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic owlbearfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FULL ATTACK: 2 CLAWS +9 MELEE (1D6+5) AND BITE +4 MELEE (1D8+2)." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever.

>> No.41602557
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41602557

>>41601056
Just take it easy.

>> No.41602580

>>41602544
Well.

>> No.41602585
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41602585

>>41602557
Yeah just take it easy

>> No.41602604

>>41602544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrWj0WiaP3I

>> No.41602611
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41602611

Umaru a best

Ebina is not ebin

>> No.41602719

>>41602313
I'm stealing this for my next superhero game.

>> No.41603875

>>41602544
>Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass
Hey, lots of people do that

>> No.41603934

>>41602544
I love this copypasta and hope it never dies.

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>>41589043
Using Fedora: The Tipping rules

Umaru Doma, the Shut-In Sister

Emotion: Narcissism
Channel: Japanophilia (if using Japanese Channel variant, Subculture-type, with her brother being the only available authority figure)
Mind: 3 (Dweeby/Wise)
Body: 1 (Skittering/Graceful)
Mouth: 5 (Pitiful/Attractive)
Skills: Go Fast x2
Sneak x1
Puppy Eyes x2
Book Smarts x2

Preferred powers:
Summon Japanese snack (Edge 1)
Ensure safe travel of Japanese product (As long as onii-san is carrying it) (Edge 2)
Hide power level (Edge 4)

Refused powers:
Gain con location (Edge 1)
Gain entry into con (Edge 2)
Attack Korean/Chinese person (Edge 5)

Roleplaying tips: use school hours to hunt for allies in your quest to change the world, and make use of every crocodile tear, lie, and power-level hiding device to impress everyone with your superior knowledge. Time at home is where you'll gain most of your edge points; your onii-san will cringe at everything, so this shouldn't be too hard. Here, only make use of your edge if it means, ultimately, gaining more edge; out of all the common fedora traits, the one that should manifest the most is lack of motivation.

Your rivals in this quest are the notorious Fedora Four of Japanimation: Konata Izumi (expert at blending in without hiding power level), Ken Kubo (most motivated fedora on record), Kanji Sasahara (a balanced, multifaceted fedora), and Tomoko Kuroki (expert at gaining edge). If you play your cards right, you may enlist the support of an American rage-driven fedora operating under the name "Mr. Touchdown"

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41605483

>>41591754
>tfw when you used to be a weeb but are slowly starting to hate anime

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