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All glory to our Lord and Master! All love to his name!

Come and preach Her word of love, its time for a cheesecake thread! So praise Slaanesh and pass the porn! Spiders are not allowed, fuck spiders.

>> No.41100489

Faster, Harder!

>> No.41100514

...just taking my vitamins

>> No.41100588

>> No.41100617

>Princess
The worst thing about ND is his ignorance, which is on par with being a /y/uri cunt

>> No.41100652

>Slaaneshfags right now

He basically hasn't been in the game for a good decade, so why fucking bother having Slaanesh around at all?

>> No.41100680

>>41100406
Sad to see the bitch go from fantasy No I'm not, ALL HAIL MALEKITH, GOD OF EDGELORDS.

>> No.41100707

>>41100680
Nice double dubs.

Malekith did nothing wrong

>> No.41100763

>> No.41101057

>>41100680
>>41100680
>taking shit about the greatest Elf Hero of all fiction (sorry Feanor)

>> No.41101150

>>41101057
>Malekith
>better than Feanor

Morgoth I know that is you.

>> No.41101188

>>41101150
Well thats more or less exactly who I saw Malekith as

Morgoth even got a strawberry blonde qt sauron

>> No.41101312

>>41100406
Dead gods are irrelevant, everyone post spiders.

>> No.41101348

>>41100406
I've said it before and I will say it again.

I may still run Warhammer Fantasy Role Play from time to time, but as of now GW is well and truly dead to me. This is a betrayal that will not stand. Time to leave this ship before it sinks.

If you're happy about this change, well good for you. Enjoy your shambling zombie game for the next 10-12 years and playing with squealing 12-year olds.

>> No.41101379

>>41101312

>> No.41101425

>>41101379

>> No.41102189

>>41100652
>so why fucking bother having Slaanesh around at all?
Because Noise Marines, Hellflayers, the Discipline of Slaanesh are the fucking bomb?

>> No.41102385

>>41100652
Slaanesh is only gone in Fantasy, right? He's still in 40k?

Slaanesh may be my least favorite chaos god, but I'd be pissed if he disappeared from 40k as well. They better not get rid of Khorne though. If GW gets rid of Khorne, I will froth at the mouth in anger and turn into a chaos spawn.

>> No.41102425

>>41100406
>fuck spiders
You know, considering the topic, that sounds more like a command than anything else

>> No.41102476

>>41102385
There is no way they'd get rid of him in 40K, since there is literally so much fluff and crunch dedicated to him, and he has a Daemon Primarch in service to him.

>> No.41102499

>>41100406
>fuck spiders.
>>41102425
>You know, considering the topic, that sounds more like a command than anything else
Well of COURSE, how do you think we'll get new models?

>> No.41102647

Slaanesh is dead. I claim this thread in the name of the Spider God.

>> No.41102671

>> No.41102697

>> No.41102743

>>41100406
Anyone who played slanesh and it's warriors are known pedophiles and you know it OP.

>> No.41102750

>>41102647
>>41102671
>>41102697
No spiders, YOU ARE THE SLAANESH!!!

>> No.41102830

>>41102750
Shhhh. No tears.

Only spiders now.

>> No.41102839

Aw thats so cute, a mama with lots of babies

>> No.41102850

>> No.41102853

>>41102385
I'd expect him to be gone soon from 40k as well. The reason why Slaanesh was taken out of Fantasy was because he's too X rated for most merchandise and the same is true in 40k.

>> No.41102939

>>41102830
>>41102839
ALL THE BABIES!!!
AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF BABIES!!!

>> No.41103075

>> No.41103227

Rejoice, for the Day of the Spider is upon us!

>> No.41103349

>> No.41103396

>> No.41105399

Smells of heresy in here.

>> No.41107137

>> No.41107191

>>41105399
If Hersey smelled like spiders, then yes this is heretical.

>> No.41107216

>> No.41107241

>>41105399
No, just happy spider families.

>> No.41107319

Noise Marines will live on with the spider bass.

>> No.41107352

>>41102647
Lloth?

>> No.41107356

Por que no los dos?

>> No.41107380

>>41107352
>>41107356
We are not going there. We are going for asexual spider daemons.

>> No.41107415

Behold, a favored servant of the Spider God.

>> No.41107422

>>41107380
Who's this we, you are talking about?

>> No.41107459

>>41107380
Spiders without titties, got it.

>> No.41107462

The Slaanesh is not settling well within the belly of the Spider God.
>>41107422
I think I need to go to sleep.

>> No.41107472

2 Inch Fangs.

11 inch leg span.

Lives up to 25 years.

Lays between 100 and 200 eggs, they hatch in 2 months.

Eats adult birds.

>> No.41107474

>>41107459
Maybe not that way. Shoot. Now I'm unsure what is the right way to go for this.

>> No.41107497

>>41107472
That's a Greater Daemon if I've seen one.

>> No.41107501

>>41107472

>> No.41107514

>>41107497
Definitely.

>>41107501

>> No.41107518

>mfw all these spiders

Stop bullying Slaanesh!

>> No.41107523

>>41107462
Personally, I think GW is going for a drider god (goddess?) thing with this chaos god it seems.

>> No.41107536

>>41102671

>> No.41107541

>>41107518
No, fuck off.

>> No.41107542

>>41107514
Kill it with fire.
>>41107523
You think?

>> No.41107544

>>41107472
>>41107501
>>41107514
Aren't they also relatively docile as far as huge fucking spiders go?

>> No.41107553

>>41107459
What sort of tenants would the worship of Spiderman entail? Besides the whole Great Responsibility thing.

>> No.41107566

>>41107518
No.

>>41107544
They are, though if startled they can fire off those little hairs and those can really fuck you up, able to blind you or cause serious problems if you inhale them. Largely they just look really impressive, they're pretty cool.

>> No.41107570

>>41107542
If that's sarcasm, yes, I think it's obvious.
if that is not sarcasm, yes, I totally believe that.

sarcasm is hard to understand on the internet.

>> No.41107602

>>41107570
>if that is not sarcasm, yes, I totally believe that.
I wasn't being sarcastic.

>> No.41107618

>>41107566
That spider looks like he just trolled someone.

>> No.41107667

>>41107618
Now we know who started the spider god rumours.

>> No.41107702

>>41107602
Sorry man, you can't tell what is serious or not on this board sometimes.
but the idea is that if they are making a god of spiders, and they are extremely lazy (which looking at stormcast, GW is.) There will be some crazy looking spider human monster hybrids.
Also if they are going to make a new chaos god, then most likely, it will be a she, because they don't want to seem sexist with an all male chaos gods. ( I don't agree with that, but that is the kind of bullshit that may happen.)

>> No.41107724

>>41107667
Huh. A Spider is tricking us into achieve godhood. How to feel about that? Wait a minute. I was the one to start the Chaos God of Spiders thing on the first thread with the changed symbol but I'm not a spider.
>>41107702
It's okay, Anon. Only time will tell.

>> No.41107758

>>41107702
>(which looking at stormcast, GW is.)

What about them is lazy? They look like space marines? That's what they wanted to do. It's not laziness if you do what you set out to do, which is making Fantasy Marines.

It'd be lazy if they thought "Let's make a new Order Faction with Sigmar." then just decided on making them look like Space Marines to save time and work.

>> No.41107770

>> No.41107777

>>41107770
All of those Chaos Spawn.

>> No.41107786

>>41107724
Again I'm pulling it out of my ass and they could actually just keep slannash and make him/her/whatever a spider god now, because GW said to itself, "you ow would make titty horse better? Making it a titty spider."

>> No.41107798

>>41107758
You got a point man.

>> No.41107800

>>41107786
>Pic related is what it is like dealing with GW
Why are they so messed up in the head?

>> No.41107817

>>41107800
They're british? Or they do peyote? Who can tell with them really.

>> No.41107839

>>41107817
I'm just hoping Slaany's possible replacement isn't going to be too bad.

>> No.41107841

>>41107777
Nurgle Approves, apparently.

>> No.41107862

>>41100406
>not hailing the Phoenix King and Chaos God

>> No.41107864

>>41107841
Nurgle is already liking the new kid on the block.

>> No.41107901

>>41107839
Here's hoping.

>> No.41107949

>>41107901
Our hopes are going to get destroyed aren't they?

>> No.41108010

>>41107949
Yeah, but that implies that they were high in the first place.

I'm am half expecting to see titty spider abominations at this rate from AoS.

>> No.41108016

>>41107566
>though if startled they can fire off those little hairs and those can really fuck you up, able to blind you or cause serious problems if you inhale them.

That's basically all tarantulas isn't it? They can also cause anaphylaxis in a lot of people if I recall correctly.

>> No.41108062

>>41100406

More DJ demons, Daemons, Daemonetts, and heretics please.

>> No.41108070

>>41108016
To one degree or another, but the Goliath Tarantula is thought to have the most damaging hairs.

>> No.41108097

>>41108010
>Yeah, but that implies that they were high in the first place.
>I'm am half expecting to see titty spider abominations at this rate from AoS.
At this point I think we should just expect the worst and that way we can't get anything ruined for us.

>> No.41108107

>>41102476
They got rid of Chaos Undivided in both and just pretended it was never really a thing outside of one big bad daemon. They clearly don't give a shit.

>> No.41108126

>>41108107
>They got rid of Chaos Undivided in both and just pretended it was never really a thing outside of one big bad daemon. They clearly don't give a shit.
The Wild Ride isn't kind.

>> No.41108187

>>41107800
The funny thing is, I've got a buddy who just opened a game store, and he was surprised by how easy it is to deal with GW as a customer. Better than most of the companies he has to deal with.

I guess they moved all the stupid people from customer relations to development.

>> No.41108193

>>41108097
I'll be honest, I don't play warhammer fantasy and 40k anymore, because my 300 dollar army was lost during a move. And I said fuck it and started playing warmahordes, but I do like the lore for both games, from what little I read, then ends times happened... and now this.

>> No.41108260

>>41102939
Shhhh
Shhh

Only spiders now.

>> No.41109117

>>41107702
>don't want to seem sexist
>MOST IMPRESSIVE BEARD/MOUSTACHE
Yeah, GW doesn't give a shit about that. Girls don't play warhams, silly.

>> No.41109230

>>41107618
On the internet no one knows you are an eight legged abomination

>> No.41109248

>>41109117
Well I don't run trollbloods and soon protectorate of menoth.

>> No.41109501

>>41107352
Yes, we Lolth now...

>>41107356
OF COURSE!!!

>>41107786
>keep slannash and make him/her/whatever a spider god now, because GW said to itself, "you ow would make titty horse better? Making it a titty spider."
OF COURSE!!!

>>41108010
>I'm am half expecting to see titty spider abominations at this rate from AoS.
OF COURSE!!!
>>41108260
>Shhhh
>Shhh
>Only spiders now.
OF COURSE!!!

>> No.41109504

>>41107319
Shhhh. Spiders can only hear from 100Hz to 250Hz, while humans can hear from 20Hz to 20.000Hz.
Noise marines would have to use relativly low and not at all torturing sounds if they want spiders to hear their prayers.

>> No.41109537

>>41109504
I am apparently retarded.
Spidet bass would be the solution. Specialized noise marines carry their spider bassguitars and command their spider bros.

>> No.41109609

>>41109501
>Lolth

Lolth's "part-spider, part-drow" form is a spider that has a drow's head instead of a spiderhead. No tits or any other elven parts.

>> No.41109628

>>41109609
At least it's not the reverse?

>> No.41109664

How can Malekith become a Chaos God? He's an asshole but he stands for order. The End Times basically made him a good guy.

>> No.41109751

>>41109501
I can't wait to see what these spiders girls will be like

>> No.41109790

>>41101348
>This
What happened?

>> No.41109837

>>41109751
Probably like this...

>> No.41109880

>>41107901
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>> No.41109892

>>41108107
>They got rid of Chaos Undivided
Going to pretend I didn't hear you.

>> No.41109898

>>41109790
Slaanesh has been killed off, because GW finally noticed that only 5 people liked him and the rest were memespouters.

>> No.41110128

>>41109898
When did that happen? Daemonettes are still being sold on the online store.

>> No.41110170

>>41110128
The new age of Sigmar leak shows an image of a new rune replacing Slaanesh's in the eight-pointed star of Chaos. People are jumping the gun and assume this means Slaanesh is out. More likely, he's being re-branded like Nurgle was like a decade ago. Premature freakouts over nothing.

>> No.41110245

>>41108107
The Dark Master's machinations began when the stars were young. Though Chaos Undivided may not be what humans and other ignorant beasts that have since risen have led believe by his heinous hand, its influence in their fragile minds and bleeding heards is so much greater.

>> No.41110611

>>41109837
Why did it have to be minivan sized rapespiders?

>> No.41110631

>>41110611
You expected subtly from Spider Slaanesh?

>> No.41110648

>>41110631
It would be a nice change of pace?

>> No.41110654

>>41100652
>>41100680
I take being able to still buy the upgrade for the Chaos Knight as a sure sign that Slaanesh is alive and well.

Probably just a story thing that ends in Slaanesh Daemonkin and new Slaanesh stuff coming out.

But I'm a rational human being, so probably a faggot.

>> No.41110668

>>41110170
>More likely, he's being re-branded like Nurgle was like a decade ago.
Would you mind explaining this? I've never heard reference to something like that.
>>41110245
Carnac, go and stay go.

>> No.41110683

>>41110648
Well at least she's cute...

>> No.41110807

>>41110668
I've never heard anything about Nurgle being rebranded in the thirteen odd years I've been playing, so unless they meant a longer time period than that I don't know what they were talking about either.

>> No.41110887

>>41110807
What I'm seeing is that, originally, they were less like accountants and more like the Insane Clown Posse's Dark Carnival.

>> No.41111605

>>41110683
Getting your pelvis ground to dust by a cute thing still ends with your pelvis being ground to dust.

>> No.41112396

>>41109504
>>41109537
I like it.

>> No.41113178

>>41110683
ND do you by any chance get by /jp/?, because that would explain a lot of things.

>> No.41114332

>>41101057
I'LL BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE! I'LL BURM EVERYTHING YOU EVEN JUST SORTA LIKE! FUCK YOU, FUCK FINGOLFIN AND FINARFIN, BUT FIRST, FUCK YOU! I MISS MY REAL MOM!

>> No.41115582

>>41114332
>"We have the boats, Feanor, are you happy now?"
>"I'm never happy"

>*Feanor yelling*
>That's it, that's pretty much the book

>> No.41115618

>>41110683

>> No.41115667

>>41103075
That even looks like the bloody symbol.

All hail our new spider overlords, I suppose

>> No.41115675

>>41115618

>> No.41115740

>>41100680
>Not Bob, god of age appropriate spiders

>> No.41115877

Can't wait for the people on the B&C to get BTFO when Slaanesh will also be removed from 40k.

>> No.41115921

>>41100406
>princess
You mean prince. And he's dead

>> No.41115966

>>41107356
Because monstergirlfags are cancer

>> No.41115988

>Slaanesh i-isn't just about sex you gaiz
>ohmygawd Slaaneshi spidertits muh diiiiiiick
Why are Slaaneshfags such lying faggots?

>> No.41116026

>>41107544
People keep em on a leash as pets, yeah

>> No.41116105

>>41115740
Bob's a great guy. Real friendly and never forgets the little people.

I'd vote for him.

>> No.41116153

>>41115988
Because the people who say the former are also not the latter.

>> No.41116412

>>41110887
Cavalcades of Nurgle are fun, I wish they'd bring back that idea.

>> No.41116498

True gods never die, especially when there are those to feed their power and slake their eternal thirst for souls. As long as sinful and debaucherous desire burns in the hearts of mortals, as long as dark and ecstatic sensations are explored, as long as selfish acts of pleasure are made at the expense of others, as long as there are souls to exchange for power, the Prince of Excess will thrive. Life is too short to waste on petty squabbling when there are so many delectations to savor. So, just remember that nothing matters, nothing at all, save for yourselves. You, and only you, are the most important thing in your short, pointless lives so do as you will and all else be damned. Relish and revel in luxury and self-indulgence! Live for the thrill and die doing what you love! Praise be Slaanesh! Praise be -YOU-!

>> No.41116778

>>41116153
There's no reason why you couldn't understand that Slaanesh's purview of excess goes well beyond sexual pleasures while also liking some spidertits.

>> No.41116886

>>41116498
>true gods never die
I guess the tau were right about Slaanesh then

>> No.41117019

>>41116886
The Tau are right about many things, strange cold-skinned fanged Gue'la!
Join the greater good now, for a better life for everybody!

>> No.41117109

>>41117019
>cold-skinned
She's a ghost, not a corpse

>> No.41118440

>>41107862
>Not hailing the original immortal high priestess who taught him how to get it up

>> No.41118468

>>41109664
Chaos can be ordered.

The Great Game failed. Balance was lost. Order rules nao.

>> No.41118488

>>41117109
I haven't seen many warm ghosts.

>> No.41118509

Reminder that Lolth in the D&D cartoon looks like Mok, thanks a lot.

>> No.41119185

>>41100763
FUUUCK I love Daemonet art/rule 34
got any more?

>> No.41119901 [DELETED] 

>>41119185
I hope you like vag-nipples!

>> No.41120041

>>41116886
Believe me. As long /d/ exists Slaanesh won't stop existing.

>> No.41120054

>>41120041
Slaanesh has never had shitting dicknipple models.

>> No.41120138

>mfw new chaos

>> No.41120166

>>41119901

Nipple_fuck is one of my favorite tag on sadpanda.

>> No.41120275

>>41102850
NOT A SPIDER

>> No.41120280

>>41120166
Mine is mind_break, now I feel so vanilla.

>> No.41120321

>>41110668
>Would you mind explaining this?
nurgle's mark used to be a dick and balls

>> No.41120323

>>41120275
Screw you, opiliones need love too.

>> No.41120489

>>41120280
Ah, 4chan /tg/.

Where female:dragon is as vanilla as graham crackers.

>> No.41120629

>>41120321
Got any pictures of that? Google yields no convincing results.

>> No.41120720 [DELETED] 

>> No.41121150

>>41120720
>oh boy, a Z-Ton doujin I haven't seen yet
>futa

>> No.41122277

>>41116498
i LOVE this pic? do you have more like it? I love seeing Chaos NOT slaughtering but "converting"

>> No.41122308

>>41120720
sauce?

>> No.41122438

>>41108016
Only new world tarantulas have urticating bristles. Old world tarantulas make up for it by having stronger venom, brighter colors, and being aggressive motherfuckers. They won't kill you but you'll wish they did.

>> No.41125087

>> No.41125740

>>41119901
I hope you like vacations

>> No.41126066

>>41117019
>Tau
>Rite
>Implyin'

Git zogged, blu panzy

>> No.41126102

>became a champion because he was a fighter
>fell to his vices

is Mike Tyson a champion of Khorne or Slaanesh?

>> No.41126520

>>41122277

>> No.41126639

>>41126520

>> No.41126679

>>41126639

>> No.41126742

Spiders for the Spider throne

>> No.41126786

>>41126742
That spider has been blessed.

>> No.41126798

>>41126520
>not titling this Uguuuuu sempai~ my hips are moving on their own.jpg

What the fuck, man.

>> No.41126931

>>41126798
Your memes are not dank enough for the semen demon king.

>> No.41126944

I really hope nothing happens to slaanesh, he was always my favorite god, simply because his followers could be so diverse, from 80's hair metal, to raving lunatics, to refined sociopaths. Not to mention, slaanesh represents a strong role in human emotions. Infact I hope GW expands on slaanesh, and stops sucking khornes spikey cock for 5 fucking seconds.

>> No.41126961

>> No.41126998

>>41126944
I agree and while we're wishing for GW to do impossible things I'd like it if they let Tzeentch do something once in a while

>> No.41126999

>> No.41127054

>>41126998
They both deserve a little bit of the limelight, while it may not be for WHF...I would like to see GW maybe introduce a chaos HQ upgrade sprue for all four chaos gods,kinda like how they did for the space wolves, ultramarines, blood angels and dark angels, that would be a good start

>> No.41127298

>>41127054
That would be pretty cool, but it would probably we a forge world upgrade kit so expect to sell your children for shoulder pads

>> No.41128852

>>41122308
[Z-ton] Nightmare
exhentai.org/g/831103/62c53d6a77/

>> No.41129766

>>41126742
>Holding a knife approaching a spider
>Lid, nothing to slide under it to actually transport spider outside
So he opted to have MORE contact with the spider to get a chance to kill it.

Why are people who are afraid of spiders so fucking stupid?

Lid, stiff paper. Capture, release safely outside. Extremely low chance of contact, and cruelty free.
In extreme cases, longsleeve shirt with nitrile gloves over sleeves. Pick up in "bare" hands, release.
0% chance of contact.

Ya'll motherfuckers ensure that spider will scuttle on you because you're such a bunch of pussies you have to kill a tiny creature not even aware of your presence to feel safe.

>> No.41129775

>>41126944
Fuck your glam, spiders are punk.

>> No.41129831

>>41129766
Hell, I've actually moved Brown Recluses outside when I see them. Sure it has a necrotoxic bite, but as long as you know how to handle them there is no real danger.

>> No.41129855

>>41129775
Spiders be what they want!

>> No.41129914

Weird how quickly a spider can go from adorable to creepy as fuck. The big fluffy ones look adorable, but then you take away the uggu~ eyes and the fluff and they become fucking eldritch abominations.

>> No.41130113 [SPOILER] 

>slaanesh
>spiders
I'm going to draw slaaneshi spider daemons and there's nothing you can do to stop me
I just have to finish the tripod dominae first

>> No.41130169

>>41129914
Am I adorable anon?

>> No.41130264

>>41130169
Yes. That spider is at maximum fwuffy.

>> No.41130489

>>41129776
>Needs to know how to deal with a spider

I think there's the problem anon.

Personally I fucking hate spiders, I think it's due to the whole "people need to see faces in things" part of our psychology. However (saying this I do live in the UK) whenever I see a spider I get a glass of some sort, piece of paper, catch it ant put it out of a window. If it was to big for me to think I could do that I'd call a professional in to do it. I fucking hate spiders, but I really fucking hate people who kill them out of irrational fear.

>> No.41131317

>>41130113
Looks like garbage, just like anything Slaaneshi

>> No.41131343

>>41131317
>Looks like garbage, just like anything 40k
fixed

>> No.41131464

>>41131343
Ebin XDDDDD

>> No.41131791

>>41131464
Did I hit a nerve?

>> No.41131807

>>41131791
Not really, it's just a pointlessly contrarian stance to take, especially since this isn't even a 40K thread you moron. It's about WHF/AOS lore.

>> No.41134564

>>41130169

It has irises GOD DAMN FUCKING IRISES !

>> No.41136209

>>41134564
Well yeah, Spiders don't have compound eyes or anything like that.

>> No.41136236

Anyone got that image of the bit of lore that says Slaneesh is bound now?

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