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Good night, sweet Dark Prince.

>> No.41096286

Good riddance. Slaaneshfags were the worst.

>> No.41096330

Good bye, Slaanesh. I never liked you anyway. Now I have justice for the time you tried to corrupt my baby brother with Rebecca Black's "Friday". Now I must stay loyal to the Emperor and resist the temptations of Spider, the Chaos God of Spiders, Father of the Web, and Devourer of Flies, or is it Mother of Webs, Ensnarer of All that Is, Devourer of the Sky? I know not. All I know is that it wasn't Nurgle that sent a spider to bite me and turn me into a carrier for staph. Good bye, Noise marines, hello Web Marines.

>> No.41096353

Hopefully Nurgle and Khorne are next. Why bother having four Chaos Gods when three are too disgusting to be used for media?

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>> No.41096370

What? Nurgle does zombies which are okay with people and Khorne has bloodstained madmen.

>> No.41096371

Yay, the transfag is gone!

>> No.41096403

>inb4 pussy genocided slaanesh memers
Fuck off into /d/ you kissless virgin.

>> No.41096485

But who is the replacement? Belakor? Malal? Or is it Arachnorak : The spider god?

>> No.41096488

Dont get it?

>> No.41096495
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>Ebin god of sex and drugs is ded XDDDDDDD oh no, which god should i worship then????? i want to tell my funny rape memes ffs

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>> No.41096520

Be'lakor, obviously.

>> No.41096523

Isn't he turned obese after munching all those Elf souls and Tyrion and co are out to get him?

>> No.41096526
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>Or is it Arachnorak : The spider god?
Signs point to arachnids.

>> No.41096535

Grots are on team Destruction, not Chaos

>> No.41096575

But there is a Spider God though.

>> No.41096612


Those signs are pretty weak.

>> No.41096615

On team Destruction, not Chaos.
Please learn the fluff correctly.

>> No.41096652
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Fine. Better not be Be'lakor because that is just too easy and expected.

>> No.41096654
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>Mother of Webs, Ensnarer of All that Is, Devourer of the Sky?
Yes, but you're not free of Mother's Webs yet Anon...

>> No.41096669

End Times supporters did this.

>> No.41096697
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There are ways of dealing with webs.

>> No.41096701

Take a look at the crowns that the Malekith and Morathi models wear.

>> No.41096713

You realize all this shit was already created before End Times even began right?

>> No.41096715


Yeah, but there's lots of gods. No way the spider god relates to this thread.

>> No.41096721

How so?

>> No.41096759

I'm curious on how that is going to pan out.
I didn't think this through.

>> No.41096819
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Actually, Spider Silk is pretty flame resistant...

>> No.41096823

One person has suggested that it may be a new symbol for the Horned Rat. >>41096687

>> No.41096831

No big loss, hardly anyone understands what "prince of pleasure" means. There's sex and drugs in it, but those are consequences of always wanting more and newer experiences, not the whole point.
You can worship Slaanesh by knitting if you're excessive enough about it.

>> No.41096842

Is it horned rat?

>> No.41096848

>Better not be Be'lakor because that is just too easy and expected.

And also the best.
Raise you hands and get down on your knees to praise Based'lakor, the Dank Memer, the Fresh Prince, the Shadowleld!

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>And also the best.
>Raise you hands and get down on your knees to praise Based'lakor, the Dank Memer, the Fresh Prince, the Shadowleld!
I don't think so.

>> No.41096903


Uhh, what?

>> No.41096904

Slaanesh will now be more spider based instead of tit based.

>> No.41096910

Morathi was a Slaanesh fangirl, and Malekith was a momma's boy. She even dressed him.

>> No.41096970
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She's got her tits out on the model too.

>> No.41096975

Slaanesh is dead.

>> No.41097020
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Not spider-tit based?

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>> No.41097062

Slaanesh lives in death! Slaanesh lives!

>> No.41097087

There was some people saying that the horned rat is takeing slaneshs place..

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>> No.41097165

So IF it's Morathi does that even change anything other than the symbol?

She was doing the bidding of Slaanesh all along anyway.

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Yeah, the OP kinda implied it. But how? Why? Is it canon? What happens to the Eldar? Is Ynnead a thing? Who is gonna replace.. it? The fuck is this?

>> No.41097236


Fuck that figure is ugly. I remember when I was like 15 and I still thought it was horrible.

>> No.41097251

The black-hearted Bel'lakor's dastardly deeds.

>> No.41097281

Enjoy your 4th god, Be'lakor the master of Chaos.

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>> No.41097295

That's just slaneesh celebrating his new record number of spiders shoved in her boypussy

Notice how the supposed spider legs are protruding from what looks like a gaping sphincter

>> No.41097313

It's happening.
Night Lords are going to convert to his worship, as the God of Terror.

>> No.41097333

>So IF it's Morathi does that even change anything other than the symbol?
>She was doing the bidding of Slaanesh all along anyway.
Probably just a new name and the option for a Spider and Bat Motif...
How it will go is that they DID kill Slaanesh, but Morathi taking up the Portfolio basically turned her into Slaanesh 2.0.

Now I was never big on Fantasy, but isn't Slaanesh a recent thing there?
Like, a few years ago Slaanesh had yet to manifest because they were trying to imply Fantasy was the Grimdark Past or something?

>> No.41097335

>Night Lords
>worshipping anyone

>> No.41097357

Wait what?

What happened to Slaanesh?

>> No.41097365
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No. Not in a thousand years.

>> No.41097369


Got captured by malecuckboy.

>> No.41097386

They won't have a choice, the Shadow of Terror descends upon them.


Embrace it, fool.

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>Embrace it, fool.
No. GW isn't that stupid.

>> No.41097425

I have cans of sealer and a lighter that can and have disproved that.

>> No.41097430

I think we are all forgetting the most tragic part of this - no more slaanesh means no doom rider...
Goodnight sweet daemon prince, and flights of warp dust sing thee to thy rest.

>> No.41097435


Considering Age of Sigmar...

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That sounds like a test.

>> No.41097456

>GW isn't that stupid
>everything about AoS

>> No.41097463
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Never forget.

>> No.41097478

GW is trying to make Chaos more marketable. You can't advertise a faction based around the God of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll to 12 year olds; their mothers will complain.

It's not a surprise, really. We're been expecting this ever since the pulled the good daemonettes.

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Shame this isn't a gif. It would be perfect. Now back to what we were talking about. But they wouldn't ruin the Night Lords would they?
They wouldn't go that far would they?

>> No.41097515

Most of them worshipped Curze.

>> No.41097524

Their intelligence matters not in the face of the Dark Master's will.

>> No.41097527

>They wouldn't go that far would they?
>end times
>age of sigmar
Yes they would

>> No.41097528

Didn't the White Scars take care of him some time ago?

>> No.41097529


The answer is yes. Yes they would.

Or someone worse. Like Nega-Sigmar, born from his deep hidden Chaotic side aimed to destroy the good half and devour the realms for Chaos. Again.

>> No.41097539
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*teleports behind you*
heh...beliving in gods is for weeklings
*tips batwing helm*
*teleports all around you slashing you into a million peices*
psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
*tosses all youre peices into the air with sword*
*quickscopes them with bolter*
*they fall in the shape of the kanji for death*
heh, rest in peices kiddo
*teleports away*

>> No.41097541

Nah, there have always been the four.

Back in the day there was a lot of implication that Fantasy and 40k were in the same universe, but that just opens up a ton of plot holes.

The 'good' daemonettes were the aberration though, the current ones look a lot more like the old crab claw metal models from back when Slaanesh was weird as fuck.

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They really got tired of his madness but they did cry and flooded the Vox with prayers that he would heal soon after the Lion harmed him.
He is a sign that their intelligence is questionable.
>Yes they would
>The answer is yes. Yes they would.
>Or someone worse. Like Nega-Sigmar, born from his deep hidden Chaotic side aimed to destroy the good half and devour the realms for Chaos. Again.

>> No.41097587
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That ain't the symbol of She Who Thirsts

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>The 'good' daemonettes were the aberration though, the current ones look a lot more like the old crab claw metal models from back when Slaanesh was weird as fuck.
So I have an excuse for good Spider Daemonettes?

>> No.41097632

So what kind of halfassed 2deep4u metaphor(s) will GW try to shoehorn into "spiders"? What part of the human experience is this one meant to represent?

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>> No.41097654

You can have daemons looking like whatever the heck you like.

They're only uniform in appearance on the table top for practical reasons.

>> No.41097681

He only has 3
The 4th is broken

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Look at the mark of Khorne. It's upside down. Now look at it when the mark of Khorne isn't upside down.

>> No.41097704

A broken horn is still a horn dumbass.

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Then I think we all know who it's supposed to represent.

>> No.41097723

Uh, now it's upside down. The horns point upwards.

>> No.41097748

You've heard the Carnac

headless people can now still be considered to have a head now

>> No.41097763
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That mark of Khorne isn't upside down. Compare it to the one on the Defiler.

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It's natural that if they strip out everything that doesn't align precisely with the contemporary tastes of teenage boys like Arthurian legend and historical pastiche, they'd also strip out anything 'faggy'.

RIP Slaanesh. Schle will be well missed

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>> No.41097821

pleasure was always sort of the odd one out in the pantheon. I'm betting we get something much more in - keeping with the theme. deception probably.

ins for the best. y'all niggas need to contain your butthurt.

>> No.41097841

It's the Horned Rat, he and his Verminlords team up with Tyrion and take down Slaanesh to replace him.

>> No.41097870

Speaking of slaneesh

What secrets did their greater daemons keep?

>> No.41097892

That's tzeentch

>> No.41097899

It will be fixed when he ascends, since he'll now have a proper crown.

>> No.41097901

No longer exist.

Face it fag, you got godcucked

>> No.41097905

Did GW really remove slannesh because they believe that transsexuals are more inappropriate than murder and undeath?

>> No.41097906

Yes, and?


That's how the mark looks.

>> No.41097922

>Schle will be well missed
It's Xir you pathetic transphobic shitlord.

>> No.41097929

Are you implying that isn't true? Murder, death, and disease at least serve a purpose

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>> No.41097939

The new Horned rat greater Demon model DID seem very Slaaneshi to me.

>> No.41097950

>Rules completely gutted and re-written in the most grotesquely over-simplified manner possible.
>Distinctive and interesting look and feel thrown out in favor of Fantasy SPEHSS MAHREENS.
>Driving away a loyal customer base in the name of chasing after one you think you want.
>For the best.

I'm going to pretend for a moment that you aren't just a troll looking for cheap reactions, in what way is this "for the best?"

Goodnight GW. When you finally fold and are bought by Hasboro, you will be missed.

>> No.41097951

tzeentch is change. deception is just a secondary theme.

>> No.41097965

The Chaos god representing the sin of lust dosn`t fit the pantheon? kden

>> No.41097971

Morathi will clearly have demonettes in some form.

>> No.41097972





>> No.41097982

>The greater powers sneered at the Horned Rat, seeing him as one of the infinite array of petty godlings whose insignificant domains marred the purity of Chaos. They were wrong to do so. The Horned Rat was no longer some minor creature, for he had grown mighty. His children were legion. Long-fermented plans were at last coming to fruition.
>If this terrible place taught any lesson at all– to those few able to survive here long enough to receive it– it would be this: one should not dismiss the offspring of the lowly.
>The hour of the Horned Rat was at hand.

>> No.41097992

I always thought the Horned Rat was just an aspect of Nurgle.

>> No.41098008


>> No.41098010

He has a whole special character dedicated to deception

"secondary" doesn't mean that it isn't still one of his themes

>> No.41098029


Welcome to USA-style morality, where you can butcher people on television all night, but one nipple is a multi-million dollar fine.

>> No.41098030


No, it doesnt. because it's not a pantheon of judeo-christian sins.

>> No.41098057

My mother got me a chaos army when I was 12, I even had a bunch of Slaanesh stuff

>> No.41098075


>he has a whole special character

false. he had one. I doubt that will be carried foreard.

secondary does mean it's very easy to spin it off into its own thing somewhere else.

>> No.41098092

spiders are secrets and fear of your mother

>> No.41098109


This thread is just about axing slaneesh.

>> No.41098119

Tzeentch is paranoia. His positive aspect is hope, and his negative aspect is fear. The desire to change one's situation is the natural reaction to either of his influences, and the myriad of plots to accomplish that are what follows.

>> No.41098126

Daemons, but not daemonettes

>> No.41098130

Only female nipples.

Male nipples are fine, somehow.

Imagine the riots if we copied female nipples and pasted them on top of male ones, while pretending they were male.

>> No.41098133

pls be Malal cause that would actually totally not make any sense and I'm ok with that.

>> No.41098162

Hahaha Age of Sigmar is fucking hilarious.

They actually thought they won after the end times. Kek.

>> No.41098173

>a UK based company focused almost entirely on a UK audience with material full of UK memes and references
Get over yourself, yurocuck

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It's both murriburgers and britslams tbh

>> No.41098208

They said USA style, not USA

And besides they're totally aiming for american children with aos

>> No.41098212

>giving a shit about WFB

actually kek'd

>> No.41098224

>if I don't like it, it's American
Enjoy your denbts, yurop

>> No.41098246

>he had one. I doubt that will be carried foreard.

It's still sold, isn't dead, also is in 40k too

Why should he get axed? Just to get your shitty insertion in?

>> No.41098284


I already told you, he doesn't fit the tone of the pantheon.

>> No.41098291

This better not effect 40k, I fucking love how Slaanesh's big troops and chariots look

>> No.41098299

What the fuck
That's the best idea ever

>> No.41098300

>They actually thought they won after the end times. Kek.

No one thought that. Did you think they would just axe their fantasy line completely?

>> No.41098322

>implying 40k won't get End Timed in8th but with a good guy alliance win with retconned "Smart Noble" Tyranids or "Enlightened Kronk" to throw everything off with everyone gang raping Chaos.
>implying 9th edition 40k won't be an Age of Sigmar noblebright tier rebuilding with tons of new divine, alien, robot, warp, humans, and all sorts of hybrid factions all fighting in the new NOBLE BRIGHT COPYRIGHT PROOF warhammer 50/60/100k universe fighting in Marvel Tier epic battles across the multiverse.
>forgeworld confirmed for being expanded and being able to design pretty much anything they want.
You cannot fight progress.

>> No.41098335
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This is news to you Gue'la? We killed Slaanesh a while ago.

>> No.41098344

This. One of my favorite sorts was about a guard regiment so obsessed with being perfect at parade drill they fell to chaos.

>> No.41098364
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>This better not effect 40k

It will eventually.
GW has already made their utmost support of AoS known.

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RIP Space Marine

You think its sitting in a storage closet somewhere, or was it destroyed?

>> No.41098458

And then immediately sprouted tentacle dicks from every orifice because Slaanesh is all about sex and drugs

>> No.41098464

I think its been moved into the main foyer of Warhammer World

>> No.41098470

It's just inside

>> No.41098524

faptau wants to speak to you

>> No.41098530


I hope this just means after millennia the now God Eternity King Malekith has successfully usurped the title of Prince of Excess from Slaanesh, rather than Slaanesh being retconned.

It would be an interesting take on Ynnead

>> No.41098546
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Is that what happened to North Korea?

>> No.41098562

They may have taken Doomrider away from us.
They may have killed she who thrists in Fantasy.
But they'll never take our punk rock! They'll never take our drugs! And they'll never take our pleasure! They'll never take our Noise marines!


>> No.41098578


Ah, that ain't so bad then.

>> No.41098585

Why not?
We've got khorne who is physical destruction and violence
We've got tzeentch who is the power of the mind and intellect
Nurgle is the corruption of the bodies and satisfaction in acceptance (stagnation)
Slaanesh is the corruption of the minds and the eternal strive for perfection

In this and many other ways the pantheon despite overlapping was balanced and complete

People need to stop thinking about slaanesh as just sex, drugs and rock&roll
He's the depravation of developed societies
What awaits at the end of every obsession
The abandon to the slavery of the self in the illusion of personal freedom

>> No.41098653

>People need to stop thinking about slaanesh as just sex, drugs and rock&roll
That's what GW and memetards reduced him too and that's the only thing Slaaneshfags want him to be. Just notice how butthurt they get when you point out that Slaanesh's default form is either ugly as fuck or that of a male instead of an 11/10 dickgirl princess waifu

>> No.41098667
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I just got back from work, what the fuck is this?!

>> No.41098685

Slaanesh is dead.

>> No.41098719

Slaanesh has been replaced by one of the following going from most likely to less likely.
1: A Chaos God of Spiders or an ascended Malekith
2: The Horned Rat
3: Be'lakor

>> No.41098721
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How? Why?
This angers me more than round bases in WHFB!

>> No.41098749


Be'lakor finally got his big break.


Tranny demons suck and aren't very marketable.

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>> No.41098777

>ugly as fuck
I remember the description of the androgynous young man, but not the ugly appearance of slaanesh, apart from the battleface of his daemons

Mind providing a copy paste of the text or a source?

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I'm very salty about this news. I mean, fuck.

Where is my pitchfork and torch.

>> No.41098845


That's an excellent bait gif

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>I'm very salty about this news. I mean, fuck.
>Where is my pitchfork and torch.
Get used to it. Have you heard about the statue GW replaced the space marine with? That requires a WAAGGH or someone looting it and leaving the BR chapter symbol behind.

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>> No.41098876

I don't have a picture of it on my phone, but that old ass picture of all four gods seated on their thrones where Slaanesh looks like an aged drag queen addicted to meth.

>> No.41098884


The thing is, GW constantly tried to remind us that Slaanesh was NOT about sex and instead about various ugly shit. Consequently he always was the least popular Chaos God. If he actually had hot succubi daemons and had a default non-futa female form Slaanesh would have been much more popular. Trying to be "something else" just got him squatted in the end.

>> No.41098891

Fuck off, Slaanesh is dead and thus you ain't got shit you deadbeat faggot

>> No.41098901
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>all the shitty tripwhore pornspammers from /d/ like NiceDaemonette and Foron getting buttblasted by Slaanesh getting axed
Oh what a day! What a lovely day!

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I don't have enough booze to dull this pain, anon.

Fuckin' Games Orkshop.

>> No.41098906

I see no trips.

>> No.41098916

Namewhore, tripwhore, no real difference

>> No.41098919


Do you think he saved his hot mom in the end?

>> No.41098930


>People need to stop thinking about slaanesh as just sex, drugs and rock&roll

but that's all he is. maybe 25 years ago there was more to it, but there isn't now.

>> No.41098931

You know that, and I know that, and I'm sure many people here do. It's the fucking shitstains who are either too young, too immature, or too socially retarded who think it's all about OTT sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Probably due to all of the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll they aren't getting.

>> No.41098938
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Eh, doesn't look so bad to me

>> No.41098964
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Don't worry.
She might be the new god.

>> No.41098967

It's not exactly attractive either and also only has one tit.

Certainly a far cry from the blonde, buxom, fair skinned and silky haired tranny /tg/ loves to depict him as.

>> No.41098984

ND got rid of his trip so he couldnt be hidden

>> No.41099001

>best girl is now a goddess
Nice! Chaos is respecitible

>> No.41099021

This. Motherfucking attention whore.

He also blogs about how his dad and Tuesday (as in, the actual fucking day) ganged up to murder him and made him hate his own penis or some really bizarre shit

>> No.41099034

you sound like an enormous faggot please hang yourself

>> No.41099036
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I'll just be butthurt for the evening.

>> No.41099059

You can't filter by name alone?

>> No.41099063


>blaming GW and /tg/ for squatting Slaanesh

It was all the neckbeard autists who rant about how Slaanesh is about themes of corruption and excess and not sex or any such immature stuff for immature players unlike themselves, but then don't buy the crabby trannies and goat daemon models that GW pumps out for them.

>> No.41099064
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We don't know yet. Didn't she wear the same crown as her son?
The Spider God has remedies for that.

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Change in symbol doesn't mean shit, still looks elegant and wicked enough to simply be a new take on slaanesh

The horned rat has his own completely different symbol, be'lakor's the undivided star, and can suck it anyway, he'll never be a proper god, the spider god would have 8 legs in its symbol

The dark prince shall feast forever in one form or another

>> No.41099084

As far as I know, you can not filter without a trip. One of the things I am glad he who shall not be named has not figured out.

>> No.41099087

Case and point: this right here >>41099036 is what Slaaneshfags WANT Slaanesh to look like while ignoring all of his darker aspects and billing him as the DINDU NUFFIN RONG god"dess" of Chaos

>> No.41099091

I just checked. Who gave Be'lakor six votes?

>> No.41099097

I've been living under a rock
what happened?

>> No.41099103

I haven't any real evidence so I will remain skeptical

>> No.41099128


>> No.41099129
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>Malekith finally made it to the big leagues before Bela-cuck

Three Cheers for the greatest elf of all time and WHFB protag!
Hip Hip Hurah!

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>Not wanting a qt spider roommate

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>> No.41099144

More likely it's because Slaaneshfags rarely ever actually play the fucking game.

For example, neither Foron nor NiceDaemonette own any models, they just shitpost on the internet and occasionally beg for free porn to be made of their Slaaneshi fursonas.

No wonder GW would drop such a useless "fanbase"

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But you can only vote once.
Can they stop being faggots?

>> No.41099198

The fuck?

>> No.41099202


No because pretending to be Carnac is now a HILARIOUS EPIC /tg/ CULTURE MEME XD

>> No.41099206

I counter your anecdotal evidence with my anecdotal evidence! I have two separate chaos players at my FLGS who both run Slaanesh, either mono or with a focus on those anyway.

>> No.41099216

>join me on the couch anon-kun

>> No.41099228

Who did it? Canonically, I mean.
Cos that's fucking stupid.
I mean, I hate Slaanesh as much as the next loyal Imperial Citizen, but wouldn't Slaanesh just enjoy being killed? Being the ultimate rush, the thrills of Death, etc, etc.
Also, won't Khorne wreck the ass of whoever did it, because they denied him a kill that should really have been his and his alone?

>> No.41099232


Most people wouldn't like to buy models that look like rat's arse, and since that was the way GW decided to go with Slaanesh the results are predictable. If Slaaneshi stuff actually looked like semen demons those dudes probably would get them.

>> No.41099233

>Dull this pain
If Slaanesh is actually removed, I'm doing something harder while doing someone harder.

>> No.41099238


.. if you don't change your IP yes.

>> No.41099245
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>No because pretending to be Carnac is now a HILARIOUS EPIC /tg/ CULTURE MEME XD
Why? Please let it go away.

>> No.41099266


I'm serious though, its not always Carnac. People will pretend to be him because it gets anons' hackles up.

>> No.41099268

Meanwhile the Greatest Dick in the Universe (Eldrad) is saying: "Just as Keikaku" (Keikaku = Plan).

>> No.41099272

How do I vote?

>> No.41099278

>Malal now has more presence in 40k than Slaanesh
How does this make you feel?

>> No.41099294

Rage. I feel rage.

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>> No.41099316

Tryon wants to capture him

I'm pretty sure it will result in some "everything changes but ends being the same as before" as morathi becomes relevant player in slaaneshi presence in the AoS

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I'd join ya'.

At Least they can't touch the 40k fluff. Otherwise it would fuck everything up.

>> No.41099340

Killed and/or captured by Tyrion at some point between the end of End Times and the beginning of Age of Sigmar, according to the Sigmarine box set fluff.

>> No.41099354


Dammit, you're getting my hopes up.

>> No.41099357

Wait what happened? Did they just retcon her out or did they pull some dumb bullshit and actually kill a chaos god?

>> No.41099359

The opposite, actually, 40k has a recored history for Slaanesh, but in Fantasy She was there with the other 3 when Chaos first entered the world.

>> No.41099363


Elaborate, motherfucker. I need sources. I need to know what the fuck is going on, stat.

There will be a reckoning.

Slaanesh lives!

>> No.41099372


>"The Gods will fall and the Warp will howl at the foot of MY throne!
The Dark Master's ascension draws ever nearer. Did you think Abaddon and Ahriman could have achieved anything they have on their own?

>> No.41099380

>replaced by Be'lakor
>never ending carnac ensues

I, for one, welcome oblivion over such a fate.

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>> No.41099405


Its most likely a symbol change for Slaanesh, and altered lore or direction for Slaanesh.

The Horned Rat is a wash on account of having a non-offensive holy symbol.

>> No.41099411


How much these kits go for?

>> No.41099412

From what I can tell, some golden faggots captured/kill Slaanesh.

>> No.41099427

>At Least they can't touch the 40k fluff. Otherwise it would fuck everything up.
Yeah, but looking at AoS doesn't give me much hope.

There may be a point when DoomRider/Noisemarines doing a line off of a Sister of Battle is completely forgotten and noncanon.

>> No.41099437

Wtf? They moved Brother Statue for that ugly golden shit?

>> No.41099453

....how? Aren't they just one step below omnipotent? Im not even a warhammer fag but all i've heard about these guys is they munch of planets for breakfast

>> No.41099466

Image 40K without Slaanesh.
Eldar's souls no more rape devored, expecially the DE ... are you ready for even more Eldar D?

>> No.41099469

All will be revealed soon enough.

>> No.41099518
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No. Oh no. The Spider God won't allow it.

>> No.41099528

Slaanesh reealm (like all realms in Chaos) is linked to the Chaos Realm via threads of fate by Tzeentch.

Cut the threads of fate that binds the realm of Slaanesh to the Chaos Realm and see xir realm drift into the emptiness of the warp.

>> No.41099540

I was never into WFB but I'm sorry for you guys. Slaanesh is genuinely one of the "funniest" faction in the game.


Kudos for that song that is one of the very few 40k song that I can put during parties that people will enjoy.

>> No.41099543

>damn everyone for the actions of two individuals

Thanks, anon, I got WHFB daemons and 40k CSM both with Slaanesh theme (40k even pretty reasonable marines as to still be in loyalist armour with new iconography and not being all about rape and drugs), and always advocated for more than teh porngawd (even talked in length about all the other gods and compiled some images full of fluff about various topics from various sources), but I appreciate you blaming me for ND and everyone else.

I hope you will enjoy carnac and Be'lakor. Meanwhile I'll be over here, playing my old editions with anyone who doesn't want to deal with AoS.

>> No.41099555

I think it would be cool if after he died, Slaanesh ate Malekith, and then Malekith went "no u" and took over.

>> No.41099563


>> No.41099581


>> No.41099593

Maybe Spider god will instead troll the Eldar by dicking with the webway

You get it? Spider - Web

>> No.41099617

I remember Slaanesh wasn't really trying during the End Times, sending his worst daemons and champions because he liked the old world. Maybe the other gods found out, got pissed off, and helped Tyrion?

>> No.41099618

Without Slaanesh Eldar will use Warp Drive like the Mon-Keigh.

>> No.41099647

Fuck this. Good thing I never olayed the game but I don't want some 2 year old fluff replacing 40k in the end.

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>> No.41099666

They don't need to because the Webway is superior in every way.

>> No.41099685

It's a picture that explains 7E Eldar.

>> No.41099696

Except that Kaine's Gate are failling ...

>> No.41099736

So what? the Dark City is only one part of the Webway, not all of it.

The Webway is already breached by the Warp in several locations but it remains the best method of travel and the safest.

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>> No.41099748

they dont seriously think they can do away with Slaanesh... poor fools...

>> No.41099749

>But no seriously guys it's the Slaanesh players that make the horrid jokes

>> No.41099763

>you gain Brouzouf

I want to see sigmarines painted up E.Y.E style

>> No.41099775

Needs a version with Be'lakor (alien) and Slaanesh (sexual predator).

>> No.41099812
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They can and will. It will help avoid awkward conversations when that mother who just bought her ten year old AOS asks 'why is there a god of rape'?
>>Well, Slaanesh isn't just about sex, he's about excess in all things. Love, art, music, even devoted prayer to other gods-
This game is marketed to little kids, and those with the same taste.

>> No.41099826

Oh I fot that anon, thanks. But the art in itself, where does it come from? 7ed codex?

>> No.41099832

>but no really guys Slaanesh players are making these jokes XD XD :D XP

>> No.41099837

I think so.

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>> No.41099887

Do show me a single piece that describes Slaanesh as a "god of rape" in material a mother might glance at? Do show me the clerk who's all "yeah, but there's more than just fucking."

Your anecdote is shit.

>inb4 "but they got rid of da teats!"

Yeah, they returned daemonettes to their old hideous form before Diaz. God look up those old crab claws and what ever the living fuck those things were before them.

>> No.41099914

I'll admit they do look good like this. But fuck them taking over the spotlight of 40k

>> No.41099936

If the Warp connects WHFB and 40K, then this means that Slaanesh will get removed from 40K as well, right?

>> No.41099963

Ynnead will kill Slaanesh in 40k.

>> No.41100003
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>> No.41100017

So all eldar are dead? I'm on board with that.

>> No.41100037

but all the Eldar would have to die for Ynnead to exist

>> No.41100050
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>He doesn't know the death of Slaanesh signals the rebirth of the Eldar

>> No.41100071

Nah, that was Doombreed, but at least DOOOOOOOMMM-RIDA' existed at all

>> No.41100078

>more than just sex

but thats the point, sex is just a simbol, its about all forms of striving, lust, desire, pleasure, indulgence, drive, excess, hunger, addiction and decadence, its just clearly symbolised by ''sex''

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>> No.41100112

Nah doomrider gets rekt in some novella by korsorro kahn.

>> No.41100122
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If a mother is bitchy enough to kick up a shit storm in public over a game, then she's nosey enough to look through her kids things. Hell, my dad had to convince my grandma that this game wouldn't lead me into a murder-suicide pact.

>> No.41100139

Impling that without She Who Thirst the Eldasr can reccollet themself from warp and resurrect like th Emphra when someone whit brain will shutdown the Golden WC.

>> No.41100183

We aren't gonna have another D&D scare, anon.

>> No.41100199

Looks like FFG fluff to me. What kid has FFG books that their parents are perfectly fine with, but kick up a shit storm over minis?

And do we have any evidence of this happening, instead of just fear mongering on the internet?

>> No.41100218

Nope. Doomrider got rekt by the White Scars.
Doombreed got rekt by the Blood Angels.

>> No.41100222

Is Nurgle and Tzeentch both had a pet rat, and the two rats had a baby that would be the horned rat

>> No.41100255

>ynnead defeats slaanesh
>in order for ynnead to rise all eldar must be dead
>this saves the eldar race

I'm fully endorsing this plan. Your bodies are free to decompose and your cities become dust. Nothing is stopping you.

>> No.41100262

>AoS is spiders


>> No.41100277

Great Horned One?

>> No.41100280
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Things aren't looking bright for the spiders.

>> No.41100291

The Eldar can be reborn without Slaanesh to devour their souls.
>Eldar die
>Ynnead lives
>Slaanesh dies
>Eldar live

>> No.41100335

To be fair, you do ruin fucking everything.

>> No.41100340

Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on?

>> No.41100345

They need bodies to return into. Who's gonna provide those bodies now that they're all dead? Also, what's gonna protect their souls from all the other gods?

>> No.41100368

Age of Sigmar has a piece of fluff about forces capturing Slaanesh and the image up there shows the symbols of the dark gods with Slaanesh symbol replaced by some spider crown thing, rather than his regular one.

>> No.41100371

>Who's gonna provide those bodies now that they're all dead?
>what's gonna protect their souls from all the other gods?

The Gods.
You really need to brush up on your fluff.

>> No.41100387


Like the Emphra they merge and make Uberbody out of psichich power.

Bunch of Eldar Emphra everywhere.

>> No.41100426

Can you also fill me on on that age of sigmar thingy? I have not been here for about a year or two.

>> No.41100429

In theory if Slaanesh is mearly deposed from the position but not slain, this could make for different stories with the God as an added antagonist

>> No.41100452
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>Voting for Be'lakor over the Spider God

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Slaanesh getting a new symbol that isn't all gender-y does not mean slaanesh will be gone. It means Slaanesh may get a new art direction, and that they will likely focus on other things then sex. Gender naturally makes people think of sex. A horned crown does not mean Slaanesh is gone, just that the focus will be on power and the excesses that come with it.

There will still be a Slaanesh Daemonkin, and Noise Marines, and Slaanesh and elves/eldar's relationship.

>> No.41100493

Gotta agree, out of all the deamons princes, slanesh felt the most tact on to the lore of fantasy.

>> No.41100496
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>Voting for some shit newfag meme
>Over voting for a classic warhammer meme which is aged to perfection.

>> No.41100505

Black Industries motherfucker, get out of here with your FFG shit.

>> No.41100527

>The Gods.

The dark gods?

>You really need to brush up on your fluff.

I really want to see where you're pulling this "fluff" from.

Yeah, but the Emperor was a normally born human who got the souls of the shamans in him. He had a mommy and daddy and all that.

No eldar left alive, no eldar bodies for the eldar souls left to return into.

>> No.41100528

It has potential and we are certain that it didn't cause the End Times or causes us rage.

>> No.41100549


Remnants of the elves left Sigmar's alliance to try to capture Slaanesh. It's part of why the realms fell to chaos.

Why would Tyrion succeeding at capturing or killing Slaanesh, lead to the Chaos Gods taking over everything?

>> No.41100550
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>more SM wank sure to follow once Draigo single handily kills Slaanesh

>> No.41100555


Halrequins, they are not counted to the Ynnead Plan since their souls go to Laughing Gods.

>> No.41100558

Does anyone know what this is made of? Metal? Or is it cement painted golden?
Just wondering you know.

>> No.41100559

>we can be certain

>> No.41100560
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Waitamminute waitamminute waitamminute ... did i just read : " Vulcatrix Mother of salamanders " ? Isn't that ringing any bells for you guys ?

>> No.41100561

>The dark gods?

The Eldar Gods reborn.

>I really want to see where you're pulling this "fluff" from.

Valedor is probably the most recent.
Codex Craftworld Eldar is likely the oldest.

>> No.41100564

So what happened?

>> No.41100575

Yes, but no mixing fantasy with 40k you derp

>> No.41100581

>It has potential


>we are certain that it didn't cause the End Times or causes us rage.

>It causes us to feel nothing, therefore it is good.

Please stop

>> No.41100585

>Waitamminute waitamminute waitamminute ... did i just read : " Vulcatrix Mother of salamanders " ? Isn't that ringing any bells for you guys ?
It can't be related to the Sallies.

>> No.41100589

That was nearly 13 years ago. My grandma obviously wasn't out of that era when roleplaying games were from Satan.

>> No.41100592

>that isn't all gender-y

You do realize that it's based on an alchemical symbol, right?

>> No.41100599

>Please stop
That's what you are asked a lot.

>> No.41100626

I'd like the Spider God to not be chaos though. Something really outside of everything (they already crib from Tolkien as it is, so why not a bit more?)
Which is why there's humor in it's most devout followers being a bunch of goblins tripping balls and dancing around.

>> No.41100634

If you had been polite to me in the first place I may have.
But you made my souls black, and now it's too late.

>> No.41100644

Were wer u wen slanneah died
O was at home painting blue nopples when matt ward call
"Slaanesh is died"

>> No.41100654

On what page may I find this miracle of creating bodies out of nothing for the Eldar?

>> No.41100659

That actually works better.
>If you had been polite to me in the first place I may have.
>But you made my souls black, and now it's too late.
>using your victims souls to sustain you
>made it black
>implying it wasn't black since it startedexisting

>> No.41100666
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Yet you still come into threads about GW, crying like the petulant child you are.

Don't like it? Walk away. Don't support them. Don't spend money on them.

But who am I kidding, you can't let OTHERS enjoy it, no, you have to come in and cry and moan and throw "muh true scotsman" fallacies around like a fucking fag.

Okay, you don't like it, that's fine, sucks to be you, but why are you here?

The only actual reason is because you're

1. Masochistic
2. Autistic

I'm going for the latter. As doing something that causes you upset, rage, distress or pain... over and over again, is a sign of autism. Actual autism, not 4chans meaning of the word autism.

So, I advise you to just close the thread and go to another one. Look on the bright side, with the 'death of GW', you can enjoy the rise of popularity of Kings of War and stuff. Why not go into the thread that's popped up, right now?

The only reason you haven't, is because of the reasons above.

You are a the abused housewife. Sure you moan to your 'friends' about how evil and horrible, abusive and uncaring your husband is, but you still go back, every fucking nut, and suck his dick till the cum splurts out of your mouth, begging for more.

So, if you don't want to be "that guy" of the forum, go to another thread.

This isn't even me being pro-AoS or pro-GW, I'm just sick of seeing it. I get it, we get it, 4chan gets it, AoS is shit. We've had nearly a solid week of dozens of threads about it.

Why are you so fucking determined to keep coming back to punish yourself? Why?

>yfw Morathi killed Slaanesh by Snu Snu and is now forming to become the new god of sex.

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>> No.41100683

>I'd like the Spider God to not be chaos though.

It's not.
The Spider God was a thing even back during the old Warhammer Fantasy. If he gains any more prominence now it will be aligned with Destruction rather than Chaos.

>> No.41100695

>says the country $20 trillion in debt

Also, UK is the 5th largest economy in the world, with 5 times less people than USA.

>m-m-m-uh debts!

Not as bad as the likes of you.

>> No.41100696

It would cost less to use metal than GW paint

>> No.41100728

Eldar need to go and stay go

>> No.41100743

Humans need to go and let Tau rules.

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>> No.41100793

I'm totally gonna let the blue space cows with gundam suits rule

>> No.41100795

Tau doesn't feed Chaos nor venerate a corpse on a glorified WC

>> No.41100811

Not having Skaven be Nurgley is something I view as one of the great missed opportunities in Warhammer.

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>> No.41100837
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>Tau doesn't feed Chaos nor venerate a corpse on a glorified WC
But Tau aren't on the verge of becoming a fully physic race and won't have commissars blamming cowardly guardsmen with mind bullets and technically he's a lich.

>> No.41100840

You really should compare US vs Brit porn laws.

>> No.41100851

>>when the roast so good your boys join in

>> No.41100860


He's not a lich is a lie.
Death to the False Emperor!

>> No.41100869

Well, if I needed any more proof /tg/ is neo-neo/v/. This is it.

Not only do we have a picture of something, with no context, no proof, no nothing, and people are claiming the end of days.

I'm having flashbacks to... Wait.. pretty much every AAA release EVER.

I think DXHR is the only time /v/ has ever said they wre slightly wrong.

>> No.41100887

He ain't dead yet. He hasn't failed yet. He'll die when he's ready to die and when he feels like it.

>> No.41100900

>muh Brits have made it eelegul for fetish porn!

Once again, people on 4chan believe what others say and not the facts.

There is no ban on owning, watching, or distrubting fetish porn. There is, however, a law stopping professional British porn producers from making porn with such fetishes... and STREAMING IT ON TV.

Why the rest of the world won't bother to fucking read laws, I don't know.

Oh, wait, it doesn't make good "come backs" on fucking 4chan. Facts ruin that.

>> No.41100909

First Slaanesh then the Emphra, mark my word hooomie.

>> No.41100914

God it´s like yugioh. How many kids actually play? Kids have almost no disposable income, I was a spoiled brat and got a warhammer army but the number of kids playing is seriously limited.

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>> No.41100932

It's discussion. We're talking about what this symbol change might mean for the future of Warhammer. Go back to your hugbox if you're so sensitive that seeing anything negative makes you have 'flashbacks'.
The only reason we're claiming 'end of days' is because it's been the end of days since The End Times, and it's only getting worse and worse.

>> No.41100935

>that one fat cadian on the right
>bigger than the manlet catachan

>> No.41100946
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>First Slaanesh then the Emphra, mark my word hooomie.
Ork, a certain beakie wants to tell you why that's wrong.

>> No.41100959

>>catachan confirmed for lift-wearing cucks

>> No.41100963

>Waitamminute waitamminute waitamminute ... did i just read : " Vulcatrix Mother of salamanders " ? Vulcan being the god of fire and volcanoes, commonly used in the names of firey fantasy beings, trix as a female demoninator, mother of a fantasy creature also commonly described as living in very hot places, often involving magical flames etc.? SOUNDS LIKE MARINES TO ME, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?

>> No.41100971

Honestly, it would be incredibly badass if the eldar managed to defeat Slaanesh and save their race.

>> No.41100999

I had the same thought.

>> No.41101006

>totally unfounded

Oh, I'm sorry, did they just not rework entirety of a game to a whole new system? Did they not just make lizardmen into daemons? Did they now just write about how Slaanesh gets captured?

Maybe if they didn't do all that, people might not be so pessimistic about new reveals coming up.

>> No.41101009

All I can think about is the french VA of DoW II's Boyz shouting

I genuinely laughh everytile I hear it

>> No.41101021

>mfw when I was in Year 3 in UK (I dunno that age... 6? 7?) I was one of the smart kids
>I never had to do any work
>This was in early 90's
>Got put on computer
>It had text adventure games, you know "Pick Up Book" "Use Book On Face" and you typed it and shit
>When other people finished their work schedule early, usually the smart kids, we'd go on there and play this game
>One day we found a way of making custom games with custom item names and shit
>We named them after things like dildos and vibrators and shit
>We were 6 or 7

So, it's not completely out of the range of possibility, before the dawning of the internet and broadband, that kids nowadays know more about sex and nudity than I did.

So if I and a group of other boys can do it, so can they.

The only reason GW wouldn't do it... is fear of adults reading it and going on a Moral Crusade which rivals the Emperor himself.

>> No.41101025

He's a being with an extremely powerful and immortal soul , his only purpose being to defeat chaos . His mortal body is nearly dying so a small price have to be paid each day to keep him alive with the golden throne ( roughly 1 million psykers ) so technically it's the throne to be a lich .

Captcha get your shit toghether , tacos are not pasta

>> No.41101026

Its crown kinda looks like the symbol on >>41096240
Maybe Slaanesh's sign just got a redesign?

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>go bakc to your hugbox

There it is.

Okay, show me a thread in the last 3 days, on /tg/, where there has been positive discussion about AoS.

I'll fucking wait.

That's one thing, but the death of Slaanesh, when it could simply be a sign change due to the whole "muh gender roles". I mean, look at this fucking picture. This is a reason for it to be changed, to avoid cunts moaning bout it.

>> No.41101053

Codex Titanicus 1e, p35.

>> No.41101055

>so technically it's the throne to be a lich .
Dang it.

>> No.41101071

>hardiest of the hardy
>carries a heavy bolter as his weapon
>Munitorum Manual
>random cadian dude picks up an autocannon, tripod and all
>walks towards flanking enemies and fires it from the hip

Do you even lift, Catachans?

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>that picture

>> No.41101087

There has to be something positive about the game for there to be any positive remarks. You can wait as long as you like, nobody but a GW representative will say that this game is any good.
>>I'm not wrong, everyone on /tg/ is wrong
Yeah good luck with that.

>> No.41101088

Nope. Slaanesh is dead. My dad told me, he knows the postman who delivers to Nottingham HQ.

>> No.41101137

Didn't say that. You told me to go to my hugbox, implying there is a place with positivity about this.

You've just admitted there is none, thus your comment for me to "go back to my hugbox" is nothing more than /v/irgin and or /pol/ buzzwords.

In short, pathetic, useless and totally irrelevant.

So, I suggest you think next time.

>> No.41101182

Horned Rat anyone?

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Show me a what's so positive about AoS to discuss.

>"muh gender roles"

First of all, you have no evidence that GW is under any sort of attack from left wing nutjobs, nor that they're doing this out of fear of being targeted by them.

>> No.41101216

A hugbox doesn't mean any particular place other than where you feel safe. A place where people don't disagree with you or insult you. The fact still remains. AoS is shit and so are your opinions. So instead of bringing up 'muh buzzwords', try to argue why AoS is a good thing and how GW isn't ruining everything and shitting in the face of their fan base. >>41101182
He has his own symbol.

>> No.41101219

Britain had the most stringent anti porn laws of any english speaking country before said law passed as well. The moar you know!

>> No.41101229

This book is, imo, one of the best 40k books. I wish they did more books that really plunge into theblore like that.

When my old mom came to my place and saw the Primer she was thought I wanted to enlist and becoming a nazi.

>> No.41101267

You mean Adeptus Titanicus? Can't seem to find Codex Titanicus anywhere.

>> No.41101281

Yeah, don't disagree with me, ergo, they're positive about AoS (which you inferred I am too).

For streaming, yes, not for owning or viewing. Nice le try.

>he doesn't know

Guess you weren't around for when SJW attacked SoB and shit. Fuck, it even got onto fuckings MUMSNET of all place.

Google it yourself.

>> No.41101295

No, Codex Titanicus was the first expansion of Adeptus Titanicus.

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Why do i keep reading it like the french guy from Monty Python's Holy Grail and why it's so damn funny ?

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>Guess you weren't around for when SJW attacked SoB and shit. Fuck, it even got onto fuckings MUMSNET of all place.
Do I want to know?

>> No.41101335

>lust, biblical lust, as in pursuing your object at the cost of moral and social strictures

>> No.41101359

>For streaming, yes, not for owning or viewing. Nice le try.

I was more smirking of the default-on ISP porn blocking rules, actually.

>> No.41101360




And so on.

>hurdurhhhhhh left wings aint attack GEE GUBBYAAYAYAY

Fuck sake, that anon was stupid. If it's you, you're stupid.

>> No.41101380

You were comparing /tg/ to /v/, making us little than knee jerk reactionists. We have legitimate reasons to complain, making your entire comparison pointless.

>> No.41101388

Oh, like Google does with it's filter?

Yeah. I mean, it's so hard and difficult to login and turn it off ;( EVIULZBIGBROTHA.

>> No.41101390

Thanks, Anon. I'm sure this will be amusing.

>> No.41101396

>trying to steal pride, greed, lust, and sloth from the Dark Prince while trying to justify the Dark Prince

Nice try

>> No.41101419

So, you're saying /tg/ hasn't become slightly similar to /v/... at all...?

Hmm, guess you're either new or blind. Either way, lucky you.

>> No.41101432

You don't have to contact google and ask them to lift it on you.

>> No.41101433

Found it.

>"They believe that when the Infinity Circuits hold all the spirits of their race, all of the craft worlds will unite into one Infinity Circuit, and the collective spirits of the Eldar will join to form a new Power of Chaos that will battle and subdue Slaanesh, so that Eldar spirits may once more be able to merge with it and form a single, balanced entity. By doing so, if such a thing is possible, they hope that this will allow the Eldar race to be recreated in a better form."

Nothing about returning to physical bodies.

>> No.41101456

Nope. That wasn't amusing at all.

>> No.41101475

How much dollar worth in other people's debts are we holding onto right now? Enough to bankrupt the world and start the third world war if we call them in?

Yeah, you're gonna keep lending.

>> No.41101501

And I don't have to with my ISP, either.

I just login and tick or untick the box.

Look, if you're going to try and shitpost based on shit /pol/ and /int/ churn out, it works better if you know what you're talking about.

It isn't. It's quite upsetting, tbh. There is more, of course.


And so on. It's pretty upsetting. Plus the odd post about GW being suggested is amusing.


>> No.41101503

>Guess you weren't around for when SJW attacked SoB and shit. Fuck, it even got onto fuckings MUMSNET of all place.

Guess I wasn't around to fucking website somewhere. Damn, what activism, that'll show GW. I'm amazed they're able to bear the brunt of the fa/tg/uy charge on their gates with all the vitriol being flung here lately.

You could have at east posted all those articles on some sites about how warhams is a terrible misogynistic game that fosters violence and hatred of women. They never went anywhere beyond some bitch on the rag having a fit.

>> No.41101538

At least you'll be able to give China a down payment on your debt.

>> No.41101539

Did I say otherwise? The anon, however, was claiming that UK was somehow fucked, yet they're no more fucked than the USA.

Shit keeps on turning. These are kids who watch a bit of news on the TV while fapping and see Greece, know it's in Europe and think everybody is in debt and going to collapse.

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Probably with Spider Legs and Bat Wings...

>You cannot fight progress.
Would I even want to?

>We don't know yet. Didn't she wear the same crown as her son?
I believe she did, so she probably ate her son, what was left Slaanesh, and became new Spider Sex Goddess.

I never HAD a tripcode dumbasses...

Uh, you can filter anything if you know how to set your setting...

>morathi becomes relevant player in slaaneshi presence in the AoS
Yeah, I'm thinking she ate her little boy and what was left of Slaanesh, becoming the new Chaos God of Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n'Roll...

>It can't be related to the Sallies.
Well techincally she could be the great mother of the BEAST Salamanders, you know, those things the Emperor and Vulcan hunted?

>yfw Morathi killed Slaanesh by Snu Snu and is now forming to become the new god of sex.
And Spiders!


>> No.41101638

Yeah? I could do, but what's the point.

You know as well as I do it's people having a bitch fit, but, guess what, bitch fits cause delusional directors of companies to do stupid fucking shit.

Look at Bioware, stuck their fingers up to the people who made them and sold out to the snowflake crowd. Only for the snowflake crowd to not only not buy the game, but actually attack Bioware after release for not depiciting their poor struggle, or not including otherkin or other bullshit, while the non-crazy people who were actually homosexual or transgender or whatever, though it was fucking patronising and a terrible depiction of them as people.

In short, it doesn't work, but guess what, SJW are loud and there is lots of them. Thanks to Social Media, it's easier than ever to moan about shit.

We all know GW is dumb as a fucking plank when it comes to business decisions, but you're honestly telling me they'd ignore all the hot air and go "nah, fuck em, keep producing models with titties like Morathi and Harpies and Slaaneshi Daemonettes/KoS's!!!". Nope. they're all gone bye bye.

It's why people chucked a cool £500k or so at Raging Heroes 2nd Kickstarter for more lewd models.

>> No.41101659

I wonder how many of those you replied too have you filtered.

Shrug. Either way, I noticed the daemonette too. It was a nice touch. I'd like more versions of that drawn... Maybe this weekend.

>> No.41101689

>bitch fits cause delusional directors of companies to do stupid fucking shit.

Doesn't GW pride itself with not listening to whining? Fucking hell, people on the internet have been bitching about GW shit for YEARS, and they're just shitting it up more and more. That is not the actions of a company that listens to what's being said.

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>> No.41101711

The idea that anyone would look at Slaanesh figs and think "exploitative with titties and all that" strikes me as borderline impossible. They're made to be as much of a revolting randumb eyesore as possible.

>> No.41101723

Haha. I used to hate Tau, but every time the fluff comes out with them being retardedly naive it makew me smile.

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>> No.41101895

Eldar ghost armies

psychic wraithbone robots everywhere

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Yeah, but

Angry Nerds Moaning Bout Their Shit Codex =! Angry Vocal SJW Fags

Why do you think the models became less lewd? Simple. They were being sold to kids and had they remained, people would have complained or not bought them.

So it worked ANYWAY. You don't need some massive campaign to do shit, just the threat is enough.

GW are dumb, they don't listen to actual players because they know how actual players think shit should go down.

Lots of stuff /tg/ would do would be fucking stupid. But a lot of it would be good. GW really should have had a massive meeting with lots of people from different WHFB/40k sites and discussed where shit should go.

I mean, they kinda do it with OpenDays, but that's essentially turns into "I pay to get my shitty idea listened to". It should be about discussion between all player types, not just the hardcore who can go to events.

Well I linked you a thread on mumsnet that did just that.

Here is the screencap for you. As far as I can remember, it linked to SoB, Repentia specifically, and Daemonettes. The links still might work.

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>all women are half naked

We know that's not true, even in 2012.

SoB weren't half naked, only Repentia were. Dark Elves only had Witch Elves as half naked (interestenly this doubled with addition of Sisters of Slaughter..) but they made many more of the models female and fully clothed/armoured (though Carnac or the Slavicshitposter disagree, kek, he says heroes don't count), then there is Valkira, Watch Dancers, Damsel and so on.

Most are fully clothed. Repentia and Dark Elf models aren't. I also guess you can include Lilaeth Helsrpax (spelling), but she is a fucking lesbian succubus, why wouldn't she be?

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>> No.41102578

>Angry Nerds Moaning Bout Their Shit Codex =! Angry Vocal SJW Fags

Both are angry.
Both are vocal.
Both are retards.

At least one of them is a customer.

>Why do you think the models became less lewd?

Jesus fucking Christ you retards...

Take a look at the minis that were before Diaz daemonettes. Take a good look. Then look at the plastic ones. Then again at the pre-Diaz ones. Then glance at Diaz ones. Which ones don't fit? I tell you which ones, the Diaz ones. They were a step to the side from the norm.

And that change happened years before social justice became a mainstream thing. And even then you still got Morathi with her tits out, and Dark Elf army book still got tits in there. You got the Fiend and Slaanesh lord's mount both with rows of tits.

Take your head out of your ass and smell the roses.

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>> No.41102640


>The Emporers Children

Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly...

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>GW caves into SJWs by releasing a bunch of half-naked women in whore makeup

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>GW cleans up their miniature range by making more exposed breasts

>> No.41102695

I think they're going to be spider worshipers now. Blastmasters replaced by web shooters.

>> No.41102925

Fan fucking tastic, the Emperor's Children are now Spider-Man.

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Hey, there was a Raptor that was able to climb on walls. But then again he was starting to turn into a Warp Talon.

>> No.41103135

I didn't even mention the daemonettes. I mentioned harpies and Morathi, just for example.

Yeah? I guess that stopped people moaning about it, huh? Of course it didn't.

>> No.41103197

But somehow the god of blood, slaughter and homicide is totally fine.

Fuck GW, and fuck all of you.

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