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>"and this is my Barbarian!"

>> No.40039340

>>40039286
>and this is my druid/fighter

>> No.40039358

>>40039286
I also made a barbarian anon..

>> No.40039367

>>40039286
>implying this is a problem

>> No.40039390

Rogue reporting in

>> No.40039414 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

>>40039286
>And this is my healer!

>> No.40039449

Helpful NPC.

>> No.40039468

We should all get along people~

>> No.40039506

>>40039414
Peeraise the sun!

>> No.40039526

>>40039286
My necromancer

>>40039367
>You're level 1 with only 10 gold worth of equipment, where the hell did you get unicorn skin armor?!!

Fucking munchkins

>> No.40039571

>and this is my cleric

>> No.40039840

>>40039571
Neat, here's my Paladin!

>> No.40039894

>>40039840

I like you, guy.

>> No.40039951

>>40039571
Grammaton Cleric?

>> No.40040020

>>40039951

Nah, can't control myself well enough to play a totally emotionless character. NG cleric of the Creator deity of the Dual Heresy in a Dragonstar campaign.

>> No.40040047

>>40039526
>chaotic good loli necromancer

>"Don't you know that raising the dead is evil?!"
>"The way I see it, I'm just giving them another day to party. Wether that be the dancy kind of party or the adventurer kind of party though, i cant always choose."

>> No.40040099

>>40039840

>Awesome! Here's my rogue!

>> No.40040116

>>40039286
That's clearly a bard with performance: dance.

>> No.40040146

>>40039840
>americaaccordingtoisis.png

>> No.40040688

>Here is the Orc Warlord you'll be fighting

>> No.40040764

It wouldn't be exaggeration to say that this is my party's BBEG

>> No.40040904

>"Here is my ninja"

>> No.40041171

>>40039286
Long time no see, brother.

>> No.40041191

>>40041171
Huh. Picture uploaded funny

>> No.40041202

>>40039286
>And this is our rogue!

>> No.40041274

>>40041202
>Rogue
That's technically also a barbarian

>> No.40041296

>>40041202
>Those teeth
Is your rogue a half mimic?

>> No.40041306

>>40041296
Only where it counts.

>> No.40041420

>>40039468
>40039468
I am legitimatlly confused as to the gender of this... person

>> No.40041539

>>40039286
>>40039358

>> No.40041582

>>40039358
Why are her nipples on the side of her boobs?

>> No.40041659

>"This is my Warforged Ranger who dual wields."
>"We aren't even playing Eberron."

>> No.40041691

>>40041659
>You're playing a warforge? Me too! Check my bard that specializes in performance.

>> No.40041783

>>40040099
There is no defending sergals

>> No.40041834

>>40041691
Not sure if .webm applicable or not...

>> No.40041999

This party is getting a bit melee-heavy, don't you think?
We might be running low on magic too, so anyone joining next should think about that.

>> No.40043188 [SPOILER] 

>>40041999
It's okay, I brought my Elementalist

>>40040146
kek'd

>> No.40043313

>>40041420
Eunuch, the answer must be Eunuch.

>> No.40043338

>>40039286
fucking pogo unicorns
LET ME MURDER YOU ALREADY
I NEED YOUR HORNS TO MAKE MY SWORDS
STOP DYING BEFORE I CAN BREAK YOUR FACES DAMNIT

>> No.40043408

>And this is my ranger.

>> No.40043429

this thread pleases me

>> No.40043467

>>40043408
>and our wizard

>> No.40043474

>>40041999
those are either the world's most innacurate arrows or that bow is a toy and he's secretly the mage.

>> No.40043627

>>40039286
I actually had a player once who brought me that exact picture for his barbarians character art and he asked if I could make it into a token. We were friends, so I knew he was just doing it to mess with me.

Jokes on him though, I actually did make a token for it and made him use it.

>> No.40043786

Swordmage joins the party!

>> No.40043876

>>40043474
Fuck, I can't unsee that.
Serves me right for hastily grabbing an image just for this thread.

>> No.40043892

>>40039286
Aniki, let us hunt together!

>> No.40043901

>>40039286
Oh, for kirin out loud.

>> No.40043911

>>40043786

>> No.40044162

>>40041420
>no tits

It's a guy.
[spoilers]and you want him don't you?[spoilers]

>> No.40044212

>>40044162
Press ctrl + s buddy.

>> No.40044218

>>40043188
That was beautiful

>> No.40044261

>>40039286
>Here's my new magus!

>> No.40044298

Okay, guys, there's like, at least 22 players here.


Who brought the snacks?

>> No.40044411

>>40044298
I did... but i ate them on the way here when i was stuck in traffic..

>> No.40044436

>>40044411
Jesus Christ.
The pizza run is going to be hell.
Who wants to volunteer for it?

>> No.40044504

>>40041420
If you can't tell it doesn't matter.

>> No.40044676

"Be careful, there's a strong and ravenous kind of slime inhabiting this damp and dark cavern. Its wet, semiliquid, half-transparent body is flexible, and can change into various forms to wrap its prey and ingest nutrients."

"It is physically and mentally more advanced than other slimes, to the point of using the flexibility of its body to mimic the human form."

"It can also form clothes that look and feel almost like the real thing, but since the clothing it makes is always wet it’s normally easy to see through it."

>> No.40044698

>>40040764
So your BBEG is literally Sauron?

>> No.40044785

>>40044436
....fuuuck ok fine. my guy is unconscious anyways

you better split the loot fair or I'm not getting bbq wings

>> No.40044809

>>40043901
>>40041202
these two know whats up

>> No.40044852

>>40044676
fucking magic realm...

can i join?

>> No.40044894

>>40044852

>> No.40044897

>>40041783

Of course. That's why I picked a sneak-attack class!

>> No.40044917

>>40044894
damn it...

>> No.40044952

>>40041171
>>40041191
you used that as an f-list profile pic, didn't you anon.

>> No.40044978

The fuck is going on in here

>> No.40045017

>>40044978
it started out as a monster hunter thread, but apparently we're fighting off slimeboys now?

>> No.40045027

>>40039286
>I have a bladelock from a couple games back. I can rewrite some of his backstory to fit in the campaign if it's cool

>> No.40045061

>>40039286
>Here's the quest giver

>> No.40045114

>>40044785
Don't worry, I'll make sure everyone gets their fair share.

>> No.40045223

>>40044978
>>40045017
It's looking like a magical realm thread at this point

>> No.40045263

>>40045223
shrug.

i'm fine either way really

>> No.40045383

>>40041999
>its okay, here's my druid
I regret everything
and yet also nothing

>> No.40045916

>>40045383
Was looking at it again... for reasons. That file name.

>> No.40046023

>>40045383
And this is mine.

>> No.40046100

>>40039286
>and this is my monk

>> No.40046135

Okay, so we have: Four barbarians, three Druids, three Rogues, two Mages, two Rangers, a Necromancer, a Cleric, a Paladin, a Bard, an Amazon, an Archer, an Elementalist, a Swordmage, and a Wizard... what the fuck system are we playing anyway, and how the shit are we all fitting into Steve's living room?

>> No.40046137

>>40041202
>You're a rogue too?

>> No.40046200

>>40046135
WoD

>> No.40046292

>>40040688

How can an orc warlord look so...like, did he grow up in the Orc suburbs with a red picket fence and a warg named Skip? He's like the Orange County to the howling LA wasteland that is orcs.

>> No.40046321

>>40046292
Maybe that's just how the setting is? All the male orcs look like that bloke and all the female orcs look like She-Hulk.

>> No.40046455

>>40040764
If the BBEG was that fab i might just join him

>> No.40046478

>muh rogue/bard

>> No.40046508

>>40046478
So where's the Gunslinger/Cavalier and the Sea Reaver Barbarian? I thought you guys were birds of a feather.

>> No.40046604

>>40046508
Right here, of course.

>> No.40046651

>>40046604
Man, I wish I still had my old VHS copy. That was my bleeding childhood.
>tfw there is now a generation that grew up without the great VHS classics
>tfw you will never show them to your kids because tapes will be uber hard to find and chances are no one will make the DVDs anymore.
It hurts anon. Why does it hurt so?

>> No.40046653

This is my Fighting Man

>> No.40046664

And this is my Ranger

>> No.40046677

>>40046664
Goddamnit, forgot the pic.

>> No.40046703

>>40046653
>>40046677
My Mage/Priest.

>> No.40046706

>>40046651
I know, right.

Although the movies still can be easily found in the internet. There's hope.

>> No.40046728

>>40046653
>>40046677
>>40046703

And this is how they travel.

>> No.40046740

>>40046651
Download online?

>> No.40046822

>>40039286
>"Here's my Tiefling sorcerer. He may look like a little kid but he's actually hundreds of years old!"

>> No.40046868

>thread begins with Monster Hunter
>Ends with furries, loli, traps and furry loli traps
Goddammit /tg/.

>> No.40046905

Here is another paladin to join the party!

>> No.40046924

>>40046868
Stop bitching, we're almost back on track with Aztechs and Christians.

This is my Diplomancer/Rogue.

>> No.40046927

>>40046135
Hey, I brought my rogue, too

>> No.40046933

Fuck birds, yo. Here's my Paladin.

>> No.40046940

>>40046868
Sounds like /tg/ as usual.

>> No.40046947

>Awesome, here's my barbarian.

>> No.40046987

>>40046947
Here's my Barbarian after winning his campaign and getting his wish.

>> No.40047026

>>40045027
Not seeing the problem.

>> No.40047067

>>40041582
Hey, maybe she had them removed so people would think they were covered and would stop giving her (as much) shit for walking around nearly topless.

>> No.40047145

>>40039286
>>40040688
>>40041191

...I need these men for my harem, ARMY. Fuck, I meant army...harem army...of big, playful men...

>> No.40047150

>>40047067
But she's a barbarian. As a barbarian, the proper response to people criticizing you for walking around in your preferred state of undress is hitting those people with something sharp and/or heavy, not accommodating them.

>> No.40047176

>>40043467
>>40043408

Can I join this party?

>> No.40047234

>>40041539

>> No.40047262

>>40044261
Why is there piss running down his boob?

>> No.40047275

>>40047262

It's probably supposed to be honey or nectar, but I can't read moonrunes.

>> No.40047300

Uh, I thought we were doing an Eclipse Phase game this week...

>> No.40047309

>>40047300

Well, there's going to be a lot of moon gazing, at least...

>> No.40047318

>>40047300
>bent
>not straight up along the abs

>> No.40047440

>>40039526
>>You're level 1 with only 10 gold worth of equipment, where the hell did you get unicorn skin armor?!!
>Fucking munchkins

It's obviously fake

>> No.40047699

>>40046100
Does he even count as a monk? He seems to enjoy mindbreaking his targets more than actually fighting them.

>> No.40047771

>>40047145

You wouldn't be the first guy who collected big dudes under the pretext of forming a military unit.

"The most beautiful girl or woman in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers--they are my weakness."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potsdam_Giants

The hell of it is? The crazy bastard who collected big men and played dress up with them was actually a pretty good king.

"Okay... so he seems to otherwise have a handle on things so we're just going to pretend that the king is not gayer than a 15 peacock orgy and ignore the whole sketching portraits of his harem of giant dudes in uniform."

>> No.40047779

This is my necromancer at work. Control Undead is a lot easier to cast than Create Undead...

>> No.40047794

>>40043467
>and this is his familiar

>> No.40047810 [SPOILER] 

>>40047300
Why hello there, big guy..

>> No.40047833

>>40039286

>> No.40047864

>>40047833

>> No.40047949

>>40047833
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>> No.40047974

>>40047794
how the hell do these shorts work with the tail? is it passing through the fabric just like that or what?

>> No.40047978

>>40047833
Why is JoJo an aztec god?

>> No.40047981

>>40047974
>make a hole for the tail
>???
>profit

>> No.40047986

>>40047978

Not JoJo - the Pillar Men.

>> No.40048138

>>40047699
Well it's more effective than the class features, if we're talking about DnD.

>tfw I've statted up the deviant blades as Artifacts in Anima

>> No.40048199

>>40040047
I never realized I wanted to play a Day of the Dead themed necromancer before.

I now want to play a Day of the Dead themed necromancer.

Loli a shit, though

>> No.40048211

>>40040020
Well don't forget, a guy who was Feeling completely curbstomped ALL of the other Clerics.

>> No.40048268

>>40048138
>tfw I've statted up the deviant blades as Artifacts in Anima
Can you post them?

>> No.40048313

>>40047300
>>40047810
You guys should stream your game. For reasons.

>> No.40048368

>>40047300

>mfw there's actually a male version of Samus' zero suit in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate's dlc.
>It pretty much looks like that, sans the erection.

>> No.40048383

>>40048368
Anon, if your erection looks like that, you should probably seek medical help.

>> No.40048444 [DELETED] 

>>40039286

>Is it okay with you guys if I play my custom class this time round? She's a unicorn with pegasus wings...or a pegasus with a unicorn horn...anyways, I've given her some really cool spells and abilities and she'll fit perfectly in the game's setting!
>...By the way, what is the setting for this campaign, anyway?

>> No.40048453

>>40039286
Sure thing, he looks pretty tasty

>> No.40048538

>>40048313

>> No.40048765

>>40048383
real girls like curves

>> No.40050319

>>40041420
It's a guy

>> No.40050354

>>40047150
Maybe she's multiclassing?

>> No.40050444

>>40047810
Tasty.

>> No.40050803

>>40050444
Like what you see hun?

>> No.40050900

>>40039286
I was wondering where all the ca/tg/irls were hiding.

>> No.40050969

>>40050900
Maybe they were sleeping, cats like to sleep after all.

>> No.40050995

AWAKEN MY MASTER

>> No.40051495

>>40043627
I'd have done a pog with a close up on the barbarian's crotch.

>> No.40051594

>>40039840
>BBBBBBRETHEN

>> No.40051669

>>40041691
What was the pic?

>> No.40051689

Could someone post the picture of the effeminate Conan? I lost my copy.

>> No.40051713

>>40044504
Wisdom

>> No.40051755

>>40051713
Or, as someone might call it... pic related.

>> No.40051831

>>40041539
Christ alive, those proportions are like something you'd see in a political cartoon.

>> No.40051878

>>40044504
I call it the David Bowie method.

>> No.40051932

>>40043786
Is that King Jeremiah?

>> No.40051969

>>40046947
>party has 2 healers

>> No.40052096

>"Is it cool if I remake my Anima character?"

>> No.40052185

>>40052096
>"Or I could roll up a sorcerer with the dragon bloodline. I'm thinking black."

>> No.40052319

>>40052096
>>40052185
Sounds cool bro!

>> No.40052331

>>40051689
bump

>> No.40052423

So my Construct is cool with you guys, then?


>>40047833
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>> No.40052508

>>40052423
Sure thing~

>> No.40052584

Is there still room in the party for a diplomancer?

>> No.40052600

>>40052185
>Not rolling up Malificient.
Do you even Dragon bruh?

>> No.40052619

>>40052584
Only if there's room for my awakened animal PC.

>> No.40052696

>>40052319
>>40052508
>so I figured our party needed a chief comfort officer

>> No.40052724

>>40052696
Alright, but I'm bringing my Favored Soul.

>> No.40052835

>ITT: /tg/ - Totally Gay

>> No.40052878

>>40051932
I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog

>> No.40052915

>>40052835
> Thread is, like, 1/5 hot guys
> TOTALLY GAY
what. I'd say it was more straightfags easily derailing what could've been a gay thread.

Anyway, yeah. I know you guys are used to me playing casters, but I figured I'd try a monk this time.

>> No.40052941

And this is my monk.

>> No.40052986

I just got my hands on Spheres of Power. Mind if I try out my new Armorist?

>> No.40052997

>>40052941
Alright, alright, fine. I'll play a mage again. I'm going to have an enemy in my backstory, though - twin brother who went evil while I went good.

>> No.40053006

>>40052986
Dumb phone ate my pic

>> No.40053064

>>40052941
>Holes on the side for easy access

>> No.40053085

>>40039286

and this is my next BBEG

>> No.40053092

>>40053085
Man, that doujin.

>> No.40053094

>>40052915
>straightfags easily derailing what could've been a gay thread.

Pretty much. A shame some people cannot read the mood.

>> No.40053096

I thought I'd try rolling an alchemist.

>> No.40053098

>And this is my animal companion

>> No.40053120

>>40044212
Wait what.

Is this new? 'Cause I've been here for 2 years and didn't know you could do that, 'cause all that'd happen is the computer'd try to save nothing.

>> No.40053153

>>40053064

That's not where the vajoo is!

Back of the knee, maybe...

>> No.40053186

>>40053085
Check out mine. For centuries, this fiend has ruled a jingoistic military dictatorship from the shadows and started imperialist wars just to keep the human sacrifices going.

>> No.40053190

>>40053153
It gives you easy access to caressing his thighs you numbnut

Or, with a bit of daring reach, the peachy smooth balls...

>> No.40053200

>>40053153
>implying that's a girl

I had completely forgotten about that comic though, fuck.

>> No.40053224

Hey guys, you cool with Dryad characters?

>>40053120
Sorry man, the only new thing is you here. I've always known about it and I've been here for 5 years

>> No.40053228

>>40039840
Here's my wizard

>> No.40053238

>>40053224
I have no idea why it now works, then. Maybe I was only trying it when I hadn't clicked inside the box, or something.

Man, and I've just been writing it out this whole time...

>> No.40053252

>I think I'll play a tiefling rogue this time

>> No.40053290

Stop it /tg/

I don't want to catch the gay

>> No.40053296

>I guess I'll be a bard.

>> No.40053305

>>40053290
Don't worry. For every hot guy someone posts, fuckers will post three other pics. I'm convinced they're not just not reading the mood, they've actively understood it and they don't like it.

>> No.40053308

This is how much protection spellcasters are allowed to wear in the setting before they start taking penalties to casting.

>> No.40053324

>>40053305

>> No.40053333

>>40053290
Be bi then, you faggot.

>> No.40053338

>>40053324

>> No.40053342

>>40053252
Tiefling barbarian.

>> No.40053344

>>40053290
Silly anon, you only catch it if you're a simpering wimp who's insecure in his own masculinity and heterosexuality. As long as you are firm in your self confidence and identity no amount of gays, trannies, or other wishy-washy sodomites can change you.

>> No.40053349

>>40053338
Would you his sores, /tg/?

>> No.40053368

>>40053296
>lute-gun

There go my sides!

Anyway, I brought a Rogue!

>> No.40053369

>beefcake thread

Continue.

>> No.40053377

>>40053324
> Implying such things about Khorne

>> No.40053402

>>40053344

>self confidence

>4chan

Pick one and only one.

>> No.40053410

>>40053377
Get those bitches out of here.

>> No.40053443

>>40053402
>4chan
>not having self-confidence

>> No.40053492

Is it fagfags or women posting?

Can't tell.

>> No.40053501

>be bartender in tavern
>serving the customers as usual
>suddenly, a very large adventuring party enters the tavern, mostly composed of scantily-clad males tending towards attractive in some sense or another, and only a few females, also of equivalent attractiveness
>also two or three paladins and a more standard wizardly archetype, all wielding guns of some sort
>"Barkeep, we are parched! Serve us some of your finest ale!"
>"Y-yeah, okay, sure..."
>the wife's going to kill me for finding these people attractive

>> No.40053524

>>40053492
>Is it fagfags or women posting?
there's no such thing as women.

>> No.40053535

>>40053492
Why does it matter?

>> No.40053590

>And this is my Wizard!

>> No.40053604

>>40053492
Are you doing a survey dude, or wondering why your clairvoyant powers have failed you?

>> No.40053616

>>40053492

>> No.40053627

>>40053492
That's sort of the whole point of being anonymous.

>> No.40053656

My wizard

>> No.40053658

>>40053006
>thumbnail
Today isn't your day anon

>> No.40053664

>>40053492
See >>40044504

>> No.40053705

>>40046822
my DM has a race of (read: kitsune) that get a tail every 100 years they live, increasing their magical powers
unfortunately they stop aging in their early teens and all act like shoujo tropes

>> No.40053723

This is my cleric

>> No.40053787

>>40053342
>>40053308
>>40052941
I love your taste in artists, Lvlv is amazing.

>> No.40053804

And here's my knight.

>> No.40053819

>>40052835

>> No.40053827

>>40053535
... I'm sorry. Gun or not I just can't take that bunny seriously.

>> No.40053838

>>40048199
Currently playing a Dhamphir Day of the Dead Necromancer who uses speak with dead to ask if they want one more adventure.

>> No.40053848

>>40053656
sfw board

>> No.40053881

These are my beastmen.

>> No.40053885

>>40053838
That sounds lovely, tell me more.

>> No.40053935

>>40039286
>"Can my monk hold hands with your barbarian?

>> No.40054149

>>40053344
What if I'm self-confident in my bisexuality?

I wish to fill all holes. Occasionally even my own.

>> No.40054162

>>40053885

L/N Dhamphir born in the Spooky Forest. Father was a neglectful vampire who was too busy plane shifting to raise him.

So he raised his own friends. Ever since then he's been wandering around making friends and allies of those that just want one more shot, have something to live for, or just wanted to see their wife one last time.

>> No.40054263

>>40051755
>>40051831
Had a hearty laugh at these.

>> No.40054281

>>40054263
>necromancer dabbles in geomancy.jpg

>> No.40054325

>>40054149
Whore

>> No.40054424

>>40044261
Kokkuri-san Kokkuri-san, will you ever get rid of that runt Inugami?

>> No.40054442

>>40052696
Yes, yes we could need you. If you ever need to relieve some stress, come see me alright?

>> No.40054450

>>40053096
Is that a dude or a girl.

Anyway, source?

>> No.40054492

>> No.40054545

>>40053344

I just wanted to point out that in a pinch a guy will also do, in stead of a woman. Look at prisons, the concept is the same!

>> No.40054576

this is my mount

>> No.40054615

>>40047833
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>> No.40054957

"Looks like the foolish sailors failed in pleasing the vicious local sea god with proper tribute and offerings. He is now delivering terrific punishment upon the coastal dwellers."


"The Terror of the Deep is rarely seen, preferring to set currents and winds in motion from afar, or send forth great sharks, krakens and morkoths to engulf swimmers or shipwrecked sailors, watching in delight the blood being spilled through the fangs of the sea predators."


"But in his rage, the Sea King emerged and, revelling in his own power, does not seen hesitant in displaying the harshness of the sea by drowning an entire city."

>> No.40055060

>"What genre were we playing again?"

>> No.40055118

>>40055060
Bara. It's a genre.

>> No.40055148

>>40055118
>"Oh. Sorry, but I gotta go. I can't handle it, and I'll ruin your fun if I stay."

>> No.40055207

>>40055148
At least you didn't get all passive aggressive and play an elven chef who doesn't want to go adventuring like a faggot.

>> No.40055306

>>40055207
That must have sucked. I just don't get people who don't do what's best for the group all the time.

>> No.40055332

>>40051689
bump again

>> No.40055363

>this is my elven aristocrat

>>40055207
Looks more like a half-elf being treated as a lowly servant by his pureblood parents.

>> No.40055381

>>40039840
>glorious european knight
>using dirty slav technology

what is this vile heresy?

>> No.40055444

>>40047833
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Anybody have need for a Catfolk Barbarian?

>> No.40055456

>this is my barbarian centaur

>> No.40055505

>>40055456
Those legs look tiny, and I can't stop laughing at the hip-horns.

>> No.40055616

>>40055505

Can't ride a bike with no handlebars, Anon.

>> No.40055777

>>40055363
You know where half elves come from, right?

>> No.40055794

>my sahuagin ranger

>> No.40055822

>>40055456
I'd ask you not to bully my priest centaur, but I'm not sure you'd be able to catch him with those stubby legs.

>> No.40055902

>>40055456
>>40055822
It's always bothered me that centaurs, satyrs, and other classic mythological races always get passed over for endless variations of humans-plus-minor-cosmetic-feature. Are there any settings out there where centaurs and/or satyrs are a core player race?

>> No.40056032

>>40053492
Considering the amount of femboys and shota being posted, it's still primarily straight guys posting. I came in here expecting a beefcake thread and am thoroughly disappointed.

>> No.40056100

>>40052600
That's a male version of Malificent.

>> No.40056132

>>40053305

That is Tzeentch tho

>> No.40056184

>>40055902
Changeling the Dreaming?

You should check this too, for inspiration..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChwSZpOrwg

>> No.40056251

>>40055902

4e

>> No.40056286

I've really been wanting to play an orc for a while guys!

Yes he's a mage, why do you ask?

>> No.40056408

>>40055902
I have them as a playable race in my M:tG mod of Fate.

>> No.40056523

>>40055902
I blame racism. Those dirty flatfoots are always discriminating against the proud and noble hoofed races.

>> No.40056560

>my dread knight cultist of Slaanesh

>>40056286
He will be the fuccboi of the entire tribe, including the females.

>> No.40056583

>>40056560
Is that a chick?

>> No.40056584

>>40056032
Fagfag here. I like both, personally. Twinks and beefcakes should coexist in handsome harmony.

>> No.40056628

>>40056560
It's not his fault! There was an... accident one day while he was practicing his magic. Now nobody will leave him alone.

>> No.40056650

>>40056523
Just be a Lorwyn Elf and get the best of both worlds.

>> No.40056703

This thread makes me feel funny.

>> No.40056708

>>40056583
It's a cultist of Slaanesh.

They can be whatever they want as long as the form pleases your eyes.

>> No.40056731

>>40045383
This is my sorcerer. She's human, but wears ears and a tail plug.

>> No.40056771

>>40046927
Where? This is a character thread not a lamp post thread.

>> No.40056850

>>40056703
A lot of funny feels.
Honestly thought about submitting this in a character sheet see if any of my friends would recognise the art.

>> No.40056922

>>40055777
Half-storks?

>> No.40056990

>>40056850

>> No.40056996

>>40056850
???

>> No.40057018

>>40056628
>>40056286

I mean. I just HAD to pick the transmutation school... How was I supposed to know that was an expert level spell? That asshole merchant passed it off as a beginner's book!

So what's the worst you've had a spell backfire on you... I bet it doesn't top this.

>> No.40057029

>>40056850
>using Mentaiko's art as a character ref
>see if anyone noticeably blanches or recognizes it
>my side

>> No.40057235

>>40053492
Women pretending to be gay fags pretending to be straight. Duh.

>> No.40057243

We still need magic right ?

>> No.40057441

>>40056731
>artist wanted the Bayonetta audience

>> No.40057659

For your adventure to succeed, you must gain the cooperation of the most powerful chieftain in the region. How do you win his favor?

>> No.40057742

Are gnolls too furfaggy to join this party? What about minotaurs.

>> No.40057861

>>40056850
Hilariously enough, Mentaiko is a huge fan of Madoka.

>> No.40057862

>>40057659
>Posing with a giant pair of shears.
You had best gain his cooperation, lest you be added to his castrated harem.

>> No.40057886

>>40057742
It depends on how you play them, but minotaurs and gnolls usually get a pass on the furfag filter, as do other more "ugly"/bestial races like kobolds and lizardfolk.

>> No.40057929

>>40057862

>Implying that isn't my fetish

>> No.40058008

>>40057886
Honestly, the only beastfolk I really see /tg/ get up in arms about seem to be catfolk, "kitsunes", and sergals. Other types of furbait are usually acceptable, as long as they aren't too overtly sexualized. Ratfolk and birdfolk seem to be particularly popular.

>> No.40058013

>>40055902
>He's squatting down like he's about to take a shit
What a great pose.

>> No.40058058

>>40057929
By castrated I mean completely nullified.

If you serve him well for long enough and he likes you enough he may be generous enough to have his court wizard give you genitals again.

Female genitals

>> No.40058135

>>40047771
that was very interesting, thank you

>> No.40058156

>>40047833
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>> No.40058157

>>40051669
Archives bro, learn how to use them.

https://archive.moe/tg/thread/40039286/#40041691

>> No.40058191

>>40058058

but anonymous that is also my fetish

>> No.40058234

>>40056032
>Considering the amount of femboys and shota
>still primarily straight guys posting

>> No.40058379

Sure is 50 Shades of Gay all up in here.

>> No.40058432

>>40058008
Kitsunes/fox spirits are great, but only if done right.

>> No.40058440

>>40058234
Bisexuality doesn't exist to some people.

>> No.40058455

>>40058432
Which they basically never are.

>> No.40058469

>>40058440
>straight guys
>bi guys
pick one

>> No.40058471

>>40051594
>>40039840
Ah, always nice to see low level paladins.

>> No.40058529

>>40058191
Ah, well then it seems your party has a very elegant solution for this problem!

Now drop your pants and prepare to be snipped. Don't worry, the shears are magical you won't feel a thing.

Unless you'd like to put that tool to use one last time.

>> No.40058531

>>40058469
What the fuck are you on about? I did choose one, you moron.

>> No.40058579

>>40058455
Yeah, if you make them 100% furry material instead of an otherwise ethereal humanoid being with only slight vulpine traits.

>> No.40058619

>>40055902
I love centaurs, but they're at a distinct disadvantage when it comes to dungeon-crawling. It'd be nice to see a setting where they had some sort of interesting depiction aside from the typical nebulous "noble savage" treatment. I think they'd make a good Mongol analogue. They'd also work with a frontier/Old West sorta flavor.

>> No.40058730

>>40058619
build centaur dungeons like giant corn field mazes.

>> No.40058758

>>40058234
In the same way that bishounen and the seme/uke archetypes appeal to traditional fujos, the idea of traps and femboys are designed specifically to cater to self-identifying straight men. The bara market similarly exists almost exclusively to cater to gay men. Yes, there is overlap between all three, but you should understand the demographics of each.

>>40058440
Post had nothing to do with bisexuals, but you sure did find a way to shoehorn them in!

>> No.40058897

>>40057243
But of course.

>> No.40058961

>>40058619
I have a somewhat similar problem with merfolk. You simply can't dundgeon crawl or venture too far from the sea with a fish tail...

;_;

>> No.40059057

It took me a surprisingly long time to find a male naga/lamia picture on my hard drive that wasn't 2lewd4tg.

Why are snakemen such sluts?

>> No.40059309

>>40059057
Sinuousness and flexibility is inherently sensual.

I played a naga alchemist in a campaign once (actually a yuan-ti since that's the closest DnD seems to have to half-human/half-snake people), but since the setting portrays them as a cartoonishly villainous race, he ended up being a bit too Drizzt-ish for my tastes.

>> No.40059566

>>40059309
>>40059057
Well there's always that one snakeman character that was on /tg/ a long time ago who got into a lot of sexual situations and wooed a lot of human women.

If someone starts angrily swearing at me in the next few minutes I'll know it's still too soon to talk about that.

>> No.40060196

>>40059566
I remember that guy. I liked it, stories are always fun!

>> No.40060250

>>40060196
You're the only person I've seen so far that remembers those stories fondly.

I'd post the fanart but we've hit image limit.

>> No.40060411

>>40056032
>homos can't be pederasts
I feel offended for some reason.

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