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Stat me, /tg/.

>> No.39976156

tell me about the knight

why does he wear the gorget

>> No.39976160

Oh, is this from Activity of Chairs? Sport of Sofas?

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>> No.39976182

Does he already have stats in the Game of Thrones RPG?

2/3 Human Warrior

>> No.39976185

before or after he becomes a zombie?

but i guess we should start with paladin, for that epic lay on hands crit

>> No.39976426

I don't know why people keep asking for stats for these characters when they're all clearly statted in the campaign guide.

>> No.39976475

The Mountain that Rides
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior

The Mountain that Rides attacks each combat, if able.
The Mountain that Rides is Indestructible as long as it is your turn.
Whenever a creature that was dealt damage by The Mountain that Rides this turn dies, put a +1/+1 on The Mountain that Rides.

>> No.39976562

Literally what? He's Rakdos as fuck

>> No.39976605

I still can't figure out why everyone on Game of Thrones wears that ridiculous psuedo-armor.
It's the stats of Zurgo, Helmsmasher.

>> No.39976642

No-one cared who I was until they sent Dorne my skull.

>> No.39976719

If the plates overlapped that skirt would be fine. But they don't.

>> No.39976814

I don't dislike the armors, truth be told they seem protective enough, and give a vibe of the kingdom it represents quite well.

>> No.39976939

Like the King Stannis one, it's like some Indo persian or ottoman armour, with dark colour and the Baratheon burgonet, quite classy, cool and protects everything if the guy is mounted.

>> No.39977052

Zurgo has Red, not Green.

>> No.39977078

Those helmets are very English Civil War.

>> No.39977681

Not to say it wouldn't protect you pretty well, some of the plate placement seems like it could have been better. The plate only protects some of his heart and lung meats.

>> No.39978097

Like the ones than use in vikings eh? They are burgonets,coolest helmet ever.
And the rest is covered in heavy fabric/leather or mail, the plates are a bonus I say, for puncturing atacks than the mail will not protect that well, remember than the lungs, the heart and the of course the head are the most important parts, perhaps some more protection to the groin or guts, but with a horses you are golden with this suit I say.
Also you don't need to be covered completely in steel , nor be far all the warriors of antiquity were, to be protected or able to wage wars or skirmish. A half or three quarters armor are more than sufficient for your average knight/warrior like Sir Friendzone.

Also they did very well in the combat, specially the first season, in the series the Armour counts a lot.

>> No.39979847


Because it is a terrible, terrible game.

>> No.39979904

The armor isn't terrible but with just a little extra effort it could have been much better

>> No.39979930

I hate that I like Jaime Lanniesters armour so much more than anyone elses. Something about that brass-y gold color of his armour just fucking GETS ME MAN

>> No.39979969

Biggest flaw of that game is you can very easily make starting characters that could kick his ass without even trying to minmax.

>> No.39980008

>2/3 Human Warrior

Is that different from a 100% human warrior?

>> No.39980037


Statted for MtG, power/toughness.

But he is 2/3 Human Warrior and 1/3 Bear.

>> No.39980054

Those numbers check out, thanks

>> No.39980079

Brienne has had the two best armors on the show

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>> No.39980205

based Brienne
her fight with the Hound was bullshit though, but it was fun to watch

>> No.39980252 [SPOILER] 

I want to fuck her more than any other girl on the show

except for Margaery maybe

>> No.39980291


>> No.39980327

Jaime and her have the best armours.

>> No.39980354

Her face bothers me.

Everything else is fine.

>> No.39980404

She's in the pool with a shirt on. Maybe she used to be that fat kid who went to the pool with a shirt on.

>> No.39980417 [SPOILER] 


>> No.39980461

>game of thrones waifus

sure is /tv/ in here

>> No.39980497

its stylistically influences but not very useful as actual armour for anything but to show.

>> No.39980502

Can't expect the best board on the site to not contain itself

>> No.39980524

The Persian-Esque design makes sense, given R'hllor's faith is based partially on Zoroastrianism, and Mel comes from the east.

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>> No.39980621

I came to request this, and found my prayers already answered....I love you

>> No.39980644

Don't hate the flayer, hate the game. Of thrones.

>> No.39980672


>art admirer
>king fag stag
>former dormer

winter can't come soon enough

>> No.39980699


It fits with all the rest of the ridiculous pseudo-history.

>> No.39980706

Are there any "Lady at Court" games that aren't animu as fuck?

>> No.39980719


If she designed armor, it might make sense, but somehow, whatever Stannis's religious beliefs are, I doubt his armorsmith shares them, or came fro anywhere other than Westeros.

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>> No.39980752

She might have brought armor of Asshai make for the Azor Ahai to wear.

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>> No.39980831

don't stop, I'm dying and it hurts so good

>> No.39980858

>he doesn't just talk about getting octuples on /got/, he does it

>> No.39980911

House Bolton here.

All otherHouses are fags. Fuck your Mannis and fuck Goldenhand, we rolling deep on the North!


>> No.39980931

>3 frame Buzzfeed gifs

Why is /tg/ so fucking shit?

>> No.39980963

>tumblefeed gifs
This shit wouldn't've happened back when moot was still alive.

>> No.39981014

>Are there any "Lady at Court" games that aren't animu as fuck?

>> No.39981030

How come it seems /tg/ is like the only board with these people?

>> No.39981109

Jorah at least looks vaguely historically plausible.

>> No.39981113

>tfw your the only tullyfag to ever exist

>> No.39981155

>tfw you're not alone

Totally-not-Hotspur fans unite.

>> No.39981165

>he wasn't there for Radmure

>> No.39981444

That coverart reminds me of Facade

>> No.39981614

lel'd. lel'd hard.

>> No.39982042

I presume it's trying to do the WETA workshop look but on a shoestring budget, so we get this really cheap looking knockoff with the dullest colour palette ever. Everything's beige, cream, brown, black, etc.

I really wish they would have just gone with 14th century plate harness and coat-of-plates. It can't be that expensive to make a bunch of different studded jacks in bright house colours, and GRRMs pretty much admitted he started with fantasy Wars of the Roses.

>> No.39982180

>GRRMs pretty much admitted he started with fantasy Wars of the Roses.
Isn't rather obvious.
Lannister sounds just like lancaster

>> No.39982418

All the women in the show are fucking morbid, especially that Margery bitch who is everyone favourite. She's the worst, shit body and truly horrifying 14 year old boys face.

>not having Jaime as your husbando

What are you, gay?

All you faggots sicken me.

Large Size Level 7 Undead Fighter, STR 18

This also pisses me off. However the armour is tolerable, because whacky shit has been worn in past in IRL too.
These armours are fucking ridiculous.

AND, sure she's a nice actress and all that but what fucking boring character, if I was Sandor I would have thrown myself off the cliff rather than face her aura of boring.

Seriously how not interesting she is, is palpable.

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>> No.39982469

>shit body and truly horrifying 14 year old boys face
>spews the dank "le ur gay if u rnt gay may may"
>hates Brienne

Holy shit you're a fucking faggot

>> No.39982502

>says "may may"
>actually posts some meme shit
>says the exact same thing

Please leave this place /b/

>> No.39982509

I don't understand why everyone has a hard on for her

>> No.39982542

Like fucking clockwork.

>> No.39982565

Confident girl. She's got a unique look to her too

>> No.39982589

I'm with this guy, like what even, to my eyes she's a 5/10

>> No.39982699

You're entitled to an opinion :)

>> No.39982816

>101 reasons to were a mask/helm

>> No.39982915

are those....nipple clamps?

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>> No.39984815

so based, carry on.

>> No.39984851

He was right though. You have shit taste.

>> No.39984854

No. Nipple piercings.

>> No.39984870

Fat neck beards having incredibly low standards, that's why.

>> No.39984935 [SPOILER] 

Best girl coming through

>> No.39985100

If she's best girl, why couldn't she save her brother?

>> No.39985142


He was already "dead", and what is dead may never die

>> No.39985182


Wait, if they said that they'd send Theon back in more boxes... What if they keep pissing him off, so he keeps sending back more Theon. Eventually, you'll have all of Theon back and you can just put him back together. Mission Accomplished!

I don't know, maybe they can use Cthulhu magic to put him back together. A casual look-through of Lovecraft finds that you can bring people back from further gone than "bits in boxes." Sometimes they even work from less than that.

>> No.39986187

You know it's a shame so many people hate the SOIAF system.

It's flawed but the some great stuff in there. Even if you consider game of thrones 'pleb'.

The roll and keep d6 System is simple enough while being being 'logical'. The 18 ability stat seems like a lot but it really just covers what skills normally would do in a reasonable manner while the specialisation allows for a nice balanced character options.

>> No.39986205

Stat me

>> No.39986359

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>> No.39986375

+1 to dead

>> No.39986435 [SPOILER] 

>forgetting about best boywife
>forgetting about best armor

Pic very fucking related.
Until he basically goes nuts after Renly's death.

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>> No.39986544

thou wroth?

>> No.39986669

Oh, no. Just glad she's gone. She brought nothing to the show beyond her shapely tits and willingness to be naked.

>> No.39987203

>Lurking through the thread

>I'm on /tg/


>Nobody uploads the awesome Gregor miniature

The hell is wrong with you?

Easily one of the best dark sword miniatures, and very impressive.

>> No.39987221

Right now, I would give a lot to have that back, it was a lot more entertaining then what it's become

>> No.39987297

>STR 18
No. It's clearly stated that his strength is far higher than it's possible for normal human. And he is huge, almost 2,4 m tall.
Probably STR 25 or something like that.

>> No.39987426


Sandor and Gregor are dull as fuck in the series.

The armor is a ridiculous level of fedora, combining the worst parts of B movies, Stargate, Riddick and D&D.

GoT is supposed to be this interesting story set in 14th-15th century with magic and without guns, why do all these costumes suck so much?

They dont even bother to have any colours, where is Cleganes yellow tabard? where is his helm with the fist on top?

For those of you who also /k/, GoT series armour is as retarded as The Walking Dead potrayal of guns and gun operation.

Ridiculous / 10.

Dark Sword miniatures got it right, and they are GRRM's preferred style (and he had many of them comissioned)

It is also stated that DS's Brienne is GRRM's favourite iteration of the character

>> No.39987442

They aren't exactly based like that, from what I know. Everybody has simply random armor based on real armors.

See - King's Landing guards. They have nothing to do with R'hllor afaik, yet they still have armor that seems to be based on Persian - Ottoman mail and plate.

>> No.39987490


>Sewing tiny metal squares to fake chainmail in random places will protect me

What the fuck are the designers thinking? They are fucking up the book's aesthetics.

This has a very, very high fantasy, D&D vibe, and I dont like it at all.

>> No.39987724

> Book
> Aesthetic

Dude unless every other paragraph is a literally dedicated to describe what they look like it's not important to the story if their armour is different. George probably just describe them according to textual Aesthetic rather then recreate an actual picture in his head.

>> No.39988231

vampire the Reqium?

>> No.39988289

her smile.
it is mor ethen enough

>> No.39988388

Con: -

>> No.39988397 [SPOILER] 

Baratheon Miniature is better.

>> No.39988410

another version of a similar helmet

>> No.39988438

>dexfag dies like a bitch after talking shit
>Gregor becomes EVEN STRONGER when he dies
Why is he the the best character?

>> No.39988493


I'm sorry but I cant take you seriously.

Knights are just midget titan wannabes
Gregor is the true titan of Game of Thrones, and he pisses on your ghey machine.

>> No.39988499

well duh. its not a documentary, its a fantasy story.

>> No.39988545


>> No.39988561

Why is she so ugly? I'm still reading the books and the TV series has caught up with me, since I'm so slow. But why the fuck is she so ugly?

>> No.39988567

This ruins the accidental incest

>> No.39988649

>GoT is supposed to be this interesting story set in 14th-15th century with magic and without guns, why do all these costumes suck so much?

It was?

Couldn't tell, I thought it was set in the Dark Ages or something because of all the "Boiled Leather" around which was already antique by the time the Ancient Greeks were around.

Anyway I understand HBO's costume production. They want to make sure its a FANTASY series, featuring a FANTASY culture. HBO has been on the roll with Historical series prior and didn't want GoT to look like a Historical. Hard to convey that when you go full accurate + just add dragons and shit for fantasy elements.

Hell, GURM is fucking vague at what the armor & clothing really is like. I remember the "Arrakh" being depicted as a Nomad Saber in Cards but in the show its depicted as a scythe, all because GRRM just said "its a curved blade."

>> No.39988681

That fucking helmet, jesus

>> No.39988693

I like the armor in GoT

>> No.39988706

MFW my fellow fatg/uys rallying against bullshit fantasy armour.

>> No.39988713

That said, one thing that really triggered me is the Uniformed armor. They're supposed to be Feudal guys. At least the best you couldve done is slap Coat of Arms of various subject houses on em.

But ugh, knowing a bit of Film Production, I can understand that they didn't do that because it will confuse normies about who's on whose side.

But I still hold to the notion of at least Coat of Arms on shields couldve been used.

>> No.39988723


GTFO you are not a fellow autist!

>> No.39988744


Great photo right click save as. The historical "real fighting stuff" is more texturally interesting and colorful then the grimdark pallet of the HBO series and its shit tier non sensical fantasy armour. Would like to put dagger between shitty Clegane fantasy bevor and helmet. Fuck yo interlocking plates!

>> No.39988759

Everything must be real at all times. There can be no compromise.

>> No.39988767


Can't put my finger on it but Brienne's armour looks like latex or plastic maybe even leather not metal.

>> No.39988787


There is an interesting contrast between entertainment that goes all out to stick to the source material and those that try to "improve it". The source material from GRRM himself is that the tech level was this was War of the Roses/Late Middle Ages.

>> No.39988916


>Athletics 4, Strength 2B

Holy shit, I knew the original campaign guide had problems with some of the stats but I never realized how bad Gregor's were.

>> No.39989221

Elven Armor
Ebony Armor

At least the first one has a helmet.

>> No.39989244

Probably give you about 40 STR

>> No.39989306

>Elven Armor
Dear sir. Please allow me to illustrate how wrong you are by unploading my foler of ELven armor.

that crude thing at best is mermaid armor.

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>> No.39989338

Probably because you're a woman.

>> No.39989353

Plebs, plebs everywhere.

>> No.39989369

Taken aside personal taste for a second, wasn't she described as strinking rather than pretty in the books?
I think she's a fine choice for the role (barring her hair being too long); she looks like she actually knows her way around a boat.

>> No.39989379

In retrospective, does this make Loras' armor elven armor?

I mean, the Tyrell can be considered a reference to elves, just like the Stark are to werewolves. I just hadn't thought of it.

>> No.39989394

I always thought they were supposed Italians...

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>> No.39989462


I mean, I don't really think Italians is the right description here, at least for their depiction on the show. And the elf thing might be just wishful thinking on my part, really.

But they do live in Highgarden and they incorporate flowers and plant designs in their armor and weapons.

stat us /tg/

>> No.39989466

her hairs are GREEN?
zoom on the top of her hair.

SHe is clearly a mermiad or Cthlhu. Or a chinese cartoon.

>> No.39989467

>Courtesans: the Pillow-Talk
Why does it remind me of Vampire so much?

>> No.39989480


>> No.39989492

Size/Type: Tiny Dragon
Hit Dice: 2d12+2 (15 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 15 ft. (3 squares), fly 60 ft. (good)
Armor Class: 18 (+2 size, +2 Dex, +4 natural), touch 14, flat-footed 16
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/-8
Attack: Sting +6 melee (1d3-2 plus poison)
Full Attack: Sting +6 melee (1d3-2 plus poison) and bite +1 melee (1)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft. (5 ft. with tail)
Special Attacks: Poison
Special Qualities: Blindsense 60 ft., darkvision 60 ft., immunity to sleep and paralysis, low-light vision, spell resistance 19, telepathy 60 ft.
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +4
Abilities: Str 6, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Diplomacy +2, Hide +20*, Listen +9, Search +6, Sense Motive +7, Spot +9, Survival +1 (+3 following tracks)
Feats: Alertness, Weapon FinesseB
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or clutch (3-5)
Challenge Rating: 1
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral good
Advancement: 3-4 HD (Tiny)
Level Adjustment: +3.

>> No.39989517

People talk shit about bobs on armor?
what about nipples on armor?

>> No.39989528

ok I' out of ELf armor
let me post a real Lannyster armor.
made enterily of small coins.

The money always protects them.

>> No.39989530

Or in front of a green screen. Or if there's chlorine in the water.

>> No.39989537

I think they're first and foremost supposed to be a contrast to the grim and down-to-earth Starks:
Sitting on top the fertile South, scheming, opportunistic, the flamboyant clothes etc.

>> No.39989563

Daily Reminder this is your Season 5:

>1. Aegon was cut
>2. Varys and Illyrio are pro-Dany
>3. Tyrion is being sent to join Dany (before he gets kidnapped by Jorah)
>4. Mance was burned and it might not be Fake Mance but the actual Mance
>5. Jamie goes to Dorne with Bronn
>6. Arys Oakheart is cut (likely being replaced by Bronn)
>7. Jamie might be replacing Balon Swann
>8. Brienne of Tarth met Sansa Stark and knows she is with Petyr Baelish
>9. Manderly was cut
>10. Quentyn seems cut
>11. Arianne seems cut
>12. Northern Clans are cut
>13. Victarion seems cut
>14. Valonquar wasn't mentioned
>15. Varys is in Volantis
>16. Sansa is marrying Ramsay Bolton
>17. The kindly man is blatantly Jaqen H'ghar
>18. Barristan Selmy died
>19. Sansa met Theon
>20. Greyworm survived and was scared because he was afraid he'd never get to see Melissandei again
>21. Brienne is trying to rally people onto Sansa's side and blowing her cover
>22. Jorah got Greyscale (replacing Jon Connington)
>23. Brienne is gonna fight Robert Strong
>24. Valyria looks like shit

>> No.39989585

Well, it's not like they are taking away the books, is it?

>> No.39989595

I never read the books

>> No.39989597

Book readers are the worst faggots

>> No.39989653

Yeah, to be honest that's probably it too. They take an approach that's very different from all the other houses (Which could really be said about all of them, really.) where they rely more on social abilities and by actively playing the game, rather than avoiding it. (Like the Starks.) or thinking they've already won (Like the Lannister.)

There are many other layers to be considered. Like the Starks take inspiration from so many sources, I'm sure they do too.

But let me have my magical realm, man.

>> No.39989729

it has metal torns?
Like you sit on a chair and you feel those little things embeding into your skin?

man Margery is hardcore.

Never noticed it has real brass flowers on the armor. It must be a bitch to wash.

totaly unrelated but I found this on my PC

>> No.39989764

The Innsmouth look seems like it could be a thing out in the islands, yes.

>> No.39989780 [DELETED] 

only the bookfags can know peace from this evil

>> No.39989791

all the greyjoys that are/look young are described as being attractive

>> No.39989807

To be fair, the Tyrell seem to prefer looks over comfort. A lot of their armor and clothing is covered in thorns, tiny flowers and all sorts of details that would be a pain in the ass to clean and to move around in.

But Loras' armor was for a jousting tournament, so it's probably just for show and not supposed to get all that dirty. (Not to mention they're filthy rich and if needed, I guess they'd just buy him a new one.)

Best family. Tfw you'll never be proposed to have a threesome with the two heirs like Renly did.

>> No.39989825

>Implying you can hide your post from me.

>> No.39989833


>> No.39989895

ST 20-22, DX 11, HT 14, IQ 8-9. Weapon Master (Two-Handed Sword), High Pain Threshold, Very Fit, Gigantism. Bloodlust, Bully, Callous. Swords-14, Brawling-14, Wresling-14, Riding-11, Strategy-10, Tactics-10.

>> No.39990178

Ehm, No? Asha has been described as a pretty plain looking teen, changing somewhat for the better with age.
No one really comments on her looks besides that, whereas the "attractive" girls (Daeny, Sansa, Margery) do recieve frequent compliments. Even Theon (who has a habit on hitting on anything with breasts) is attracted to her manner rather than her looks.
You're not gonna look like a freaking popstar after living your whole life in a shithole like Pyke or on sea.

>> No.39990773

>best family
You called?

>> No.39990782

You could say they're protected... by their wealth.

>> No.39990859

Couldn't have coined a better term for it?

>> No.39991009

Eh. Cool arms, and a decent motto. But for house words, I prefer
House Plumm, "Come Try Me"
>aka, come at me, bro
and House Codd, "Though All Men Do Despise Us"
>aka, haters gonna hate

>> No.39991023

Hey, don't knock the guy for just throwing his two cents in.

>> No.39991359

do they appear later in the mvoies aor where they excluded completely.

if the scodn tell me more

>> No.39991376


Because you've always been moral degenerates and Tumblr is filled with their ilk.

>> No.39991489


I don't understand why people have a hard on for Sophie Turner or Lena Headey.

>> No.39991549

isn't storms landing supposed to be really warm though

>> No.39991609

Storm's end is a rainy shithole despite being South of King's Landing. King's Landing is Mediterranean in flavor.

>> No.39991769

sorry i meant kings landing which is where the gold cloaks are based

>> No.39995292

Looks far more Italian-States to me

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>> No.39995540

Weren't Varys and Illyrio pro-Dany in the books once they realised dragons were in play, and they want to marry new-Targaryen to her?

>> No.39995910

>whatever Stannis's religious beliefs are, I doubt his armorsmith shares them
You can bet your ass he does. Heretics are burned at the stake.

>> No.39996170

Pretty sure they are pro-Young Griff.

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>> No.39997178

They should have just slapped goddamn surcoats with house sigils on everyone. Then they wouldn't have to worry about shit armor.

>> No.39998735

I don't think anyone in charge of producing the show even knows what a surcoat is

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