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Fuck SDA. Let's post some good CYOAs this time.

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Already better thread then the SDA worshiping threads.

>> No.39750755

>Fuck SDA
>Posts CYOA made by SDA

>> No.39750862

the weeb is strong with these threads

>> No.39750886

>Fuck SDA
Unfortunately he doesn't seem interested.

>> No.39750934 [DELETED] 


SDA is a great guy and all, but he's a one trick pony. Only stardust kicked off, and he's done expansion after expansion, with an occasional remake. It's keeps things just fresh enough for his fanatical followers but I'm getting tired of it.

SDA, if you're reading this, it's time to let go. Make something new and refreshing, and bring closure to a good cyoa.

>> No.39750963

-You get money from jobs throughout the year now
-Added flexible holes body mod
-Reverted cost of laifu
-Lowered cost of timeless (waifu/husbando) to match timeless (body mod)
-Added massage chair entertainment
-Reduced amount of starting credits for slave to the show difficulty

>> No.39750988 [DELETED] 

Sissy Life anon is a great guy and all, but he's a one trick pony. Only Sissy Life kicked off, and he's done expansion after expansion, with an occasional remake. It's keeps things just fresh enough for his fanatical followers but I'm getting tired of it.

Sissy Life Anon, if you're reading this, it's time to let go. Make something new and refreshing, and bring closure to a good cyoa.

>> No.39751067 [DELETED] 

I want you to understand that copypasta isn't inherently funny

>> No.39751081

noun, plural hypocrisies.
a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.
a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude.
an act or instance of hypocrisy.

>> No.39751103 [DELETED] 

cyoa general threads are great and all, but they're one trick ponies. Only waifu/little girl cyoas kicked off, and expansion after expansion have been done, with an occasional remake. It's keeps things just fresh enough for the autistic and fanatical followers but I'm getting tired of it.

cyoa general thread fags, if you're reading this, it's time to let go. Make something new and refreshing, and bring closure to cyoa generals as a whole.

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>> No.39751184

I hope I can combine staff and polearm into one bitch-shanking glaive.

>> No.39751267 [DELETED] 

Copypastas are great and all, but they're one trick ponies. Only disapproval fish kicked off, and expansion after expansion have been done, with an occasional remake. It keeps things just fresh enough for the autistic and fanatical copypasta-ers but I'm getting tired of it.

Copypasta fags, if you're reading this, it's time to let go. Make something new and refreshing, and bring closure to copypastas as a whole.

>> No.39751306 [DELETED] 

This one is the best. Can it get any better?

>> No.39751888 [DELETED] 

Replies are great and all, but they're one trick ponies. Only memes kicked off, and reply after reply have been done, with an occasional joke. It keeps things just fresh enough for the autistic and fanatical reply-ers but I'm getting tired of it.

Reply fags, if you're reading this, it's time to let go. Make something new and refreshing, and bring closure to posts as a whole.

>> No.39752151


>Knight Helmet

>Soldier Cuirass

>Knight Gauntlets

>Wizard Robes Bottom

>Great Hammer

Unlocked Schools:
>Frost (free)
>Undead (3)

>Frost Weapons (4)
>Frost Armor (5)
>Beacon of Cold (6)
>Obsidian Ice (7)
>Heart of Ice (8)
>Ice Permeance (9)
>Ember Drinker (10)
>Comet (11)
>Ice wings (12)
>Frost Elemental Form (13)
>Soul Ripper (14)

>Soul Seeker (15)
>Summon Undead (16)
>Ice Bomb (17)


>> No.39752187

>Comet (11)
Why? Seems weaker than other ice spells.

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Glad to see this still getting updated! Starting with plusses, Medium Difficulty...

Sissy Trainer, Public Casting Call, Dragon

Meet and Greet + Raffle
Gloryhole + Thirsty
Mind Alteration

>Body Modifications
Age to 18
Face to Beautiful
Height Unchanged (5'6'')
Chest to C-Cup
Ass to Bubble
Sex to Non-fertile Vagina
Hair to 1'
Body Type stays Average
Hair and Eye Color to Unnatural
Skin to Olive
Voice to Feminine
Hair Removal
Erogenous Body (Oh god my fetish)
Menstruation control
Gag Reflex
Flexible Holes
Tattoo (tramp stamp)
Piercing x3 (both ears, navel)
Race Change + Complete Change (Catgirl)


New Identity

Luxury Apartment

Personal Chef

Luxury Bathroom
Hygene Essentials+Makeup+Body Care

Extended Closet

Roommate (Cute femmy boy with a big cock)
Entertainment System
Toy Chest

Ready for my debut, nya~!

>> No.39752219

To add to the Frost Elemental form's power.

Also, dat cast time.

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Knight Helmet
Aegis Cuirass
Knight Gauntlets
Knight Greaves

Titan Blade
Tower Shield

Frost (Free)

Frost Armor (16)
Heart of Ice (15)
Frost Weapons (14)
Obsidian Ice (13)

Nature (12)

Warding (11)
Vine Control(10)

Leaf metal Weapons (9)
Living armor (8)
Root (7)
Overgrown (6)

>> No.39752589

Cute as fuck. Would hire as escort.

>> No.39752628

I wouldn't, she's got a dragon owner. It'd be a hotdog in a hallway situation.

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That's what Flexible Holes are for~

>> No.39752737

>TFW this is exactly my fetish
4chan corrupts you.

>> No.39752745

It's funny, I had the idea of a catgirl contestant before there was even a version that included race change. But I imagined it as a penalty thing that provided points, like an enhanced version of the pet play punishment.

>> No.39752762

I don't think 4chan makes you want to be a girl if you weren't leaning that way already.

>> No.39752854

It's pretty fun when it's something you just completely embrace. Just get everything you want out of the deal.

>> No.39752965

For me the flaws in it is that although it goes into great detail about what happens to me, there's not so much to choose about my masters. Either I'm picking from generic stock options or I'm taking totally open-ended companions.

I want to be able to weigh up exactly what I want from a master, mentally and physically.

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I'm with the other guy, damaged goods isn't just a stretching issue.
I wouldn't want a girl that's dreaming of her time with a dragon when we are together. F that.

>> No.39752986

They're gone after a year/five years so I honestly can't say I care what they're like myself.

>> No.39753013

To be fair, anon said "would hire as escort", not "would housewife and children with".

>> No.39753050

A year, and especially five years, are still enough time for it to very much matter who you're in a relationship with.

Personally, I'd want the relationship to continue after the time on the show as well, with U-pick or just as a normal relationship.

>> No.39753074

>Skin to Olive
>posts white pic
What was your skin before?
Are you picturing olive skin and pink hair/eyes?
doesn't that only work in 2d?

>> No.39753079

1*Any Other
1*Wish -- "Dinosaurs back on earth and I am untouchable by them"

Come at me, hivemind

>> No.39753088

>I want to be able to weigh up exactly what I want from a master, mentally and physically.
How about a "custom" master option?

>Personally, I'd want the relationship to continue after the time on the show as well
How so? Some sort of "sex friends" kind of thing?

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It's ok, if I was in this situation I wouldn't want to settle down anyway...

Yea, I agree. Why do you think I chose Dragon~?

>> No.39753101

You are gifted at killing dinosaurs.
You have enough money to buy all the equipment you need to kill dinosaurs.
Anything involving killing dinosaurs.

You are Turok, Dinosaur Hunter.

>> No.39753102

I think u-pick is just you deciding who to become an eternal slave to. That's an option for people who are into that aspect of it, but I'm not so it didn't really come to mind. Otherwise I think they're on a different planet or something according to the intro? Hard for you to get in contact.

Me, I don't even interact with them as people. They visit and 'rape' me for eight hours a week and then I go back to playing videogames. It's like routine more than anything.

>> No.39753120

Today /tg/ I was visited by an Angel

>> No.39753139

Because it's hard to find good pictures of tanned catgirls that aren't either fantasy, too lewd for a blue board, or both. Just imagine her, but more tanned.

>> No.39753192

>Battle Robe Hood
>Soldier Cuirass
>Battle Robe Gloves
>Soldier Greaves

>Sabre (Falchion)
>Wand x2
>Shield Catalyst

Lightning (0)
>Bolt (1)
>Energy Siphon (3)
>Empower (4)
>Energy Focus (5)
>Energy Barrier (6)
>Static (7)
>Shock Pulse (8)
>Magnetism (9)
>Fury Lightning (10)

Flame (11)
>Fireball (12)
>Molten Flames (13)
>Blaze (14)
>Fire Bomb (15)
>Ray of Flame (16)
>Flame Armor (17)

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Alright... but..
try these tags
1girl, rating:safe, nekomimi, brown_skin

>> No.39753571

Rape is a gift you can't decline

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>> No.39754590

Does Shared Amenities cost 10 for the whole lot, or does each amenity need to be purchased individually? It doesn't say "each" when saying how much they cost.

It says you can roll for easy/medium/hard, but those options all give flat totals, no, range to roll.

Unless different housing and food options are mutually exclusive, there's no reason not to get a free dungeon or bread and water on top of whatever you buy.

Girly room costs 20 and is an upgraded luxury apartment, which has a total cost of 25. So for living somewhere girly, you get extra features and 5 extra credits. Intentional?

What are the extra features anyway besides a walk-in closet?

The clothing section says its options can be bought with either nude or girly closet. But nude says you can't wear the clothes and girly closet and its upgrades are useless if they don't include all the clothes that can chosen.

If shopping restrictions isn't chosen, can I just buy whatever clothes I want with money from my job? That would make all the clothing options terrible, since credits are worth so much more than money.

Since he gives 0 credits, there's no incentive to choose the gentleman as an owner if you have any other owner, or to have him as owner on more than one day.

Can't hair length just be changed by cutting or growing it? That would make purchasing a different length either free points or a waste of points.

Speedrun and long play don't say they're mutually exclusive.

Why does being sold after the show require spending five years there?

New identity means that people won't know you were in the show when they meet you, but people who knew you before the show will still know you went in it. Is that intentional?

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>whole wizard ensemble
>2 daggers that are also wands (5 slots)
>Divine element (first one unlocks for free)
>all Divine skills (10 points)
>all tier 1 and 2 Divine abilities (6 points)
>holy fury and lux (2 points)

I could be mysterious wanderer travelling around in wizard hat and robes, but can unfurl my wings and jump into action to help people in need like magic Angel super hero.

>> No.39754640

What happens if you take all of diapers, buttplug, vibe and double dildo?

>> No.39754747

You get all the gape.

>> No.39754836

All of them.
Minimum 1, maximum <60/45/30>.
You pick one. I though it would be fairly obvious, but I should probably define how many you're supposed to pick for the categories.
It's pink and purple and shit, I dunno.
Nude takes precedence. Looking at it, I should probably reformat it somehow.
Yes. I might inverse that now that you brought it up.
0 credits because he doesn't fuck you, but not negative because you still have to put up with him (unlike Nobody).
Implied. You'd end up with the same amount of credits anyways.
Because the director said so.
I guess it's kinda implied that they wouldn't necessarily know, but I get what you're saying.

>> No.39754906

>It says you can roll for easy/medium/hard, but those options all give flat totals, no, range to roll.
Just roll 1d3 to decide which difficulty you're dealing with.

>If shopping restrictions isn't chosen, can I just buy whatever clothes I want with money from my job? That would make all the clothing options terrible, since credits are worth so much more than money.
You'll need some way of actually buying them (Computer or Outside).

>Since he gives 0 credits, there's no incentive to choose the gentleman as an owner if you have any other owner, or to have him as owner on more than one day.
He's a gentleman.

>Can't hair length just be changed by cutting or growing it? That would make purchasing a different length either free points or a waste of points.
I figure it's something like your hair regrows quickly to that length.

>Speedrun and long play don't say they're mutually exclusive.
I just interpret it as x0.5 length or x5 length, in which you'd be a retard for taking both at the same time.

>Why does being sold after the show require spending five years there?
Training, I guess.

>New identity means that people won't know you were in the show when they meet you, but people who knew you before the show will still know you went in it. Is that intentional?
There's a lack of attention to your relationships before you enter the show, so it's probably not intentional. Would be nice to see something address this.

>> No.39754945

See >>39754836 for "official" response.

>> No.39755057

>Minimum 1, maximum <60/45/30>.
It's not very clear. It just lists a number of points for each but mentions rolling.

>You pick one. I though it would be fairly obvious
That's what I assumed for housing, but then food had choices that didn't look mutually exclusive, like fast food and fresh food.

>Nude takes precedence. Looking at it, I should probably reformat it somehow.
If nude takes precedence, then the girly closet is required for any clothing, including old clothes? What does the closet have in it, if it doesn't cover anything that can be chosen separately? Plain undies and jeans?

>I might inverse that now that you brought it up.
I'd recommend it.

>I guess it's kinda implied that they wouldn't necessarily know
The thing is, there's two points where a new identity is possible: when you enter the show and when you leave it. If you get one when you leave it, everyone will know you were on it, even if they don't know your current name. But they'll still know what you look like now. If you get one when you enter, then nobody will know it's you on the show, but afterwards you will have the same name and look the same as you did as a contestant.

>I figure it's something like your hair regrows quickly to that length.
>Training, I guess.
I like these answers.

>There's a lack of attention to your relationships before you enter the show
The body modification part is based on your body before you enter, which is close.

>> No.39755160

Yeah, I forgot to add that back in when I reformatted it for 1.6.9.
I'm adding clarifications for each category.
I added a clarification for the next version (basically yes). Just basic clothing (plain no-frills clothing).
Done for next version.
It happens before you enter the show; people who know you may know you're on but they won't know who you are (it's really just shitty writing/continuity, I'm sorry).

>> No.39755304

>I added a clarification for the next version (basically yes). Just basic clothing (plain no-frills clothing).
I suggest as well as giving examples of the basic clothes the closets have, allow specific clothes to be chosen without the closet. So I can walk about in lingerie and hats with nothing else in my wardrobe.

>It happens before you enter the show
I prefer that. But the current wording says "At the end of the year".

>people who know you may know you're on but they won't know who you are (it's really just shitty writing/continuity, I'm sorry).
I don't mind vague continuity, just as long as I can get my head around what is and isn't meant, and which bits I need to mentally fill in from my own imagination.

>> No.39755328

>How about a "custom" master option?
Yes, but I'd want a lot of power to customize. A whole new section, where I can gain points by having a harsher or less pleasant master, or spend points to have a master with specific personality traits I want.

>How so? Some sort of "sex friends" kind of thing?
Either getting bought with U-pick or just moving in with as a girlfriend.

You'd keep up a relationship while still working as an escort? By the way, I can see your panties...

I don't see the point in the different planet, 30 hour days bit. But I'd assume that just like the show took me there, anyone from there could visit or live on Earth.

>> No.39755430

Which is better?
a) move closet to optional, make it an outright permission for clothing (reverse of nude option)
b) leave as is, but have that clarification for nude (can't purchase other clothing options)

>I don't see the point in the different planet, 30 hour days bit.
It's just my excuse for being able to have eight hours with an owner and eight hours on a job on the same day.
>anyone from there could visit or live on Earth.
And vice versa.

>> No.39755435

"Even the foulest evil can be redeemed."




>Humans (Primary)
>Saurians (Secondary)
>Undead (Secondary)

>> No.39755606

Domain: Destruction

Size: average
Type: Human

Race: Human

You dirty liar, NO ONE IS SAFE AND PURE!

>> No.39755766

could a tutorial like this also work for paint.net?

>> No.39755810

Yes but only with a plugin, I think.

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But wait, there's more!

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>> No.39755929

man whoever made these things has one warped view of justice

>> No.39755987

I think he purposefully made it warped to be more like ancient deities, who also had a very warped view of everything. You can probably resist the viewpoint's influence though.

>> No.39756496

"Even the foulest evil can be redeemed."




>Humans (Primary)
>Saurians (Secondary)
>Undead (Secondary)


>Magical Ability
>Great King
>Professionalism (Armor Making)

Prophet Stats


>Combat Ability [3]
>Non-violent Conversion Rate [10]
>Likability/Charm [2]
>Awareness [3]
>Tactics/Strategy [7]
>Leadership [7]
>Problem-Solving [5]
>Attunement [3]

Godly Stats

>God Armor
>Divine Weaponry

>Strength [7]
>Resistance [7]
>Vitality [10]
>Speed [8]
>Magic [10]
>Regeneration [6]
>Willpower [5]
>Reflexes [2]



>Temperate (10)

>Moderate (20)

>Common (50)

Every man deserves a second chance, and whether by talk or by force matters not. Free yourselves from the clutches of sin and find peace under my wing. Quarter to all, enemy or not, who wish for it, and mourn for those you fell in battle who had not the chance to change, for all life is sacred, no matter how corrupt.

>> No.39756526

Even you may find peace, if it must be through war. Worry not, for your struggles shall be over soon.

>> No.39756606





>Social Mobility
>God Killing
>Magical Ability

>Combat 4
>Conversion 6
>Charm 3
>Awareness 8
>Tactics 6
>Leadership 4
>Solving 9
>Attunement - 10

>Str 7
>Res 4
>Vit 5
>Sp 9
>Mag 8
>Regen 8
>Will 6
>Refl 8




You two. You're too stiff, you need someone who can put the stick out of your asses and beat you with it. I'll see to that.

Also, I vaguely remember seeing a CYOA with the same premise, but more developed/fleshed-out/with more options/ making more sense. Is that a thing?

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Domain: Destruction

Size: average
Type: Human

Race: Human
Traits: Piety

Skills: Professional (Alchemy, Enchanting, Weapon making, armour making)
God Slaying

Prophet: Me
Problem solving 10/10 (30)
Strategy 8/10 (22)
Awareness 5/10 (17)
Combat 5/10 (12)
Charm 5/10 (7)
Leadership 5/10 (2)
Conversion 2/10 (0)

Powers: Unflinching
God armour
Divine Weapons
Noncombat skills: Teramorphing
Shape shifting
Stats: Will power 10/10 (5)
Speed 10/10 (10)
Magic 10/10 (15)
Regeneration 10/10 (25)
Strength 5/10 (28)
Vitality 3/10 (31)
Resistance 3/10 (34)
Reflexes 4/10 (35)

Continent "The Forge"
Hot+ Arid
Abundant resources

Fuck >>39756496 with his "life" and his pussy "forgiveness", those born under my name shall thrive, we shall tear loose the riches of the earth and use it to sustain us! Industry and creation shall thrive! We shall conquer what there is that lives in this land! And we shall conquer other lands! For all born from my forge are my greatest creation! Living weapons of the word!There is no better Destruction than Creative destruction! Also...imma eat him and his pussy worshippers...

>> No.39756791

You both shall soon see the light. I will be there to show it to you personally.

Also, ignore that love bit, it wasn't supposed to stay in the final iteration

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I can't hear you over muh piety and dime a dozen fanatics!

>> No.39756933

Is it not so noble to pursue the preservation of life?
You will learn to care, to love, and I shall be your teacher. Come, my child, and I will grant you peace.

>> No.39757069

And how does it feel being walking one-sided stereotypes, too self-absorbed with their single defining characteristics?
You squeeze your subjects into confining molds, too ignorant or too blind to see the myriads of other choices, options and ways of life they could follow. You smother the world, and it ill needs such gods. Your yoke on it will be broken, so that the life can bloom on it, unfettered. I will see to that, personally from start to the end if necessary.

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Shush now beast, go back to your forests, the over gods of life and death are talking or need I have to show you what happens to ANIMALS that come close to HUMANITY?

>> No.39757202

I live for the betterment of the world. Chaos shall plunge it into destruction.

There is in confinement, no mold. Only peace. The resolution is inevitable, and I can only hope you live to see it.

>> No.39757297

Chaos is not destruction. Chaos is a fertile soil, a primordial stuff from which everything comes and to which everything returns to begin anew. Including the concept of rules and regulation, which is secondary in origin and hierarchy to the concept of life - rules obide to life, but life create rules.
Your domain is subservient to mine that can exist without your oppresiveness just fine. You are not needed.

>god of death
God of nothing has no place among the gods of exisitng world.

>> No.39757355

Invalid. There can be either order or total annihilation. Debauchery and sin mustn't reign supreme. My land shall become a beacon of hope. The greatest monument to peace ever created, and I will literally carve it out of the earth if I must.
Chaos is destruction.
Chaos is tragedy.
Chaos is invalid.

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>god of noth-

>> No.39757469

Easy and starting with anything that adds credits.
Slime Girl (+15)
Tentacle Monster (+20)
Engie Dom (+20)
Futa Dom (+20)
Succubus/Incubus (+30)
Insect Queen w/ Ovi (+30)
Casting Call (+40)
Thirst Glory Hole (+3)
Corset (+3)
Vibrator (+5)
Arm Binder (+5)
Complete Mind Control (+20)
Double Dildo Underwear (+5)
High Output Lactation w/ Milking (+20)
-Body Mods
Age: 18-25 (0)
Face: Beautiful (+10)
Height 4'6'' (+6)
Chest: E cup (+10)
Ass: Bubble (+8)
Junk: Hyperfertile Vagina (+10)
Hair Length: 4'' (0)
Body Type: Skinny (-6)
Hair Color: White (+4)
Eye Color: Grey (+2)
Skin Color: Pale (0)
Voice: Feminine (+2)
Extra Tits x2 (D cup and C cup) (+26)
Hormones (+2)
Hair Removal (+2)
Erogenous Body (+10)
No Refractory Period or Gag Reflex (-2) Flexible Holes (-1)
Piercings (Tongue, Clit, Nips) (-8)
Easy, Fast Pregnancies (-20)
Complete Race Change (Honey Pot Ant) (-10)
Timeless & Genetic Cleansing (-40)
-Job: Pornstar w/ Raise & Resume (-10)
U-Pick Sex Slave (Insect Queen) (+100)
New Identity (-15)
-House: Latex Girly Room w/ Amenities (-35)
-Food: Chef w/ Semen & Drink Bar (-25)
-Hygiene: Luxury Bathroom w/ Works (-100)
-Clothes: The works, no restrictions (-72)
Toy Chest & Machines (-15)
Custom Personal Sexslave (Beegirl) (-30)
Equal Opportunities Eternal Waifu for Laifu (Sil from Species, but Futa) (-95)
Have some points left over but I don't care. Now I'm a milky, multi-titted, eternally young bug girl who'll be spitting out eggs and children forever.

>> No.39757496 [SPOILER] 
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That's what I'm talking about - your head is so high in the clouds and so deep in your own ass that you simply cannot see anything besides your intestines' inner walls. I can only shudder at what would happen if you see something unexpected out there - the sheer surprise that something may be not as you think might give you a heart attack.
Seriously, you're a bore. Try seeing things out of your comfy box for once and living an actual life before you start leading others to any sort of where.

Have a random picture.

To you I'm not even talking.

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>> No.39757614

Coexistence is necessary; everchanging minor details, but an otherwise static world.
We must preserve what we have now, unless we wish to forsake it in the future to come. Without the blueprints to plan it, the building cannot be built. Order is the way.
Order and progress.
Life is sacred. It cannot be wasted.

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>> No.39757878

u mad bruh?
Don't overstrain yourself, you'll pop a vein - and with your apparent blood pressure level you will bleed out in a second. You wouldn't want that, would you? I mean, I would, but would you?

And ppst, you actually should want to. If you don't desire death of anything and everything including yourself, you're not even a true god of death. Just a big pretender who likes calling himslef big names.

Static is illusion - the true living world always changes, whether you see it or not, either evolving or degrading. Forcing it to hold still mens denying it's ability to develop, and thus, forcing it to stagnate.
Your "order" is not life. Your "order" is a slow death. And seeing how seriously you take it makes me want to beat you with your own stick even more.

And finally
>you're not even a true god of death.
>Your "order" is a slow death.

Guys, you've mixed up your own domains, yet you still defend your points that are not even your own. How much more pathetic can you get?

>> No.39757917

Well, to their credit, humans work together, unlike the mad forces of chaos. That they've united their goals and their purposes is only part of their strength.

>> No.39758123
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>Human god has run into a fatal error!
>a build up of rage has caused a system crash!
>HgH.divine is rebooting
>FinalSolution.notes is being engaged in failsafe mode!
>Craft protocols running!
>ArmiesofDamnation.exe being roused
>AtomicForge.bit started Smoldering!
>Eldritchmagics.Ftaghn is summoning!
>LOIC.zap Capacitors charging!

>Skulls for the skull throne!

>> No.39758481
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And just like how >>39758123 died, this thread is also, ded.

>> No.39758590
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Well, time to breathe life into it then.

>> No.39758640
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You monster.

>> No.39758653
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Prepare them spreadsheets lads.

>> No.39758683
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>> No.39758711

Perhaps you could say that 4chan helped me discover something about myself.

>> No.39758826
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I am your humble apostle.


DLC coming next.

>> No.39758846
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The one DLC that no one gave a shit about.

>> No.39758903
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Get operating.

>> No.39758932
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Origin: Kid A

Skills: Basic piloting
Basic mechanical
Advanced mechanical
Basic science
Advanced science
Basic nuclear
Advanced nuclear
Basic medical
Advanced medical
Industrial production
Mind link
Digital security

"Mr. Gator" ship #1 :
Class: Destroyer 1.6x (total counting up)
Sub systems: Wide Maw Bay (19.2)
Bio Titan Carapace (44.8)
Quad risers 12.5 (68.8)
Q-71 throne (92.8)

Energy: nuclear power (112.8)
Shield: Advanced (124.8)
Crew: satorc bots x5 (133.8)
Coolant golems x5 (134.6)
Elder bots x5 (135.1)
Lantern marines x5 (141.1)
Androids x5 (142.1)
Robots for hire x15 (143.3)

#Weapons Broadside: Arms + Melee enhancement x2(arms) (130.8)
Artillery canon x4 (158.3)
#Weapons spine: Melee enhancement (159.3)
Torpedo tube x3 (187.3)

Vehicles/drones: Science drone x2 ( 191.3)
Hull repair drone x2 (207.3)
Mining drone x2 (211.3)
Combat drone x5 (231.3)
Heavy mech x2 (247.3)
OG Mobile suit (261.3)
Drop ship (273.3)

Special modules: Mining laser (274.3)
Mk.2 lens (275.3)
Harvester (278.3)
Tractor beam (281.3)
Composition scanner (286.3)
Tele jammer (289.3)
Comm jammer (303.3)
Warp jammer (314.3)
Penetration/MITM system (338.3)

Rooms:Crew quarters+ (339.3)
Officers quarters (341.3)
Advanced medbay (353.3)
Evacuation room (354.3)
Factory wing + Ore processor (362.3)
Advanced armory (371.3)
Digi sec. + hyper Comms(377.3)
Laboratory (380.3)
Engineering bay + Cargo(383.3)
Telepad (388.3)
Tavern (390.3)
Vault (paid via contract)

Officers: Reid Enos (397.3)
Lyra miralda (405.3)
Wilhelm (414.3)
Arthur foster (free)
Michael denagger (423.3)
Uplink (437.3)
Hal (441.3)
Captain x2 (459.3)
Locust (474.3)
Plague (490.3)

Titles: The ghost, The space cowboy (+16m)
Contract:Twin fangs tier 4 (+28) Search and rescue (+2)

Vehicle/mech armaments: Light Laser cannon x12 (501.3) (Drones + Vehicles)
Heavy particle blaster x3 (513.3) (mechs)
Arms x2 (517.3) (mining droids)


>> No.39758953
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For the thirstier anons

>> No.39758990

>Posting the incomplete version
>Not even posting the missing pages alongside it

>> No.39758994
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(~127.7 points remaining)

"Miss Cheep" Ship #2:
Frigate class
Subsystems: Pi Ordnance
Tortise Mk.2
Glossfire engine
FDN control
Nuclear energy
Advanced shield (68 total)

Weapons: Light particle cannon x17 (86)

Upgrades/rooms: tele jammer (89)
Engineering bay (92)
Advanced armory (101)
Hyperspace Comms (103)
Officer's quarters (105)

Crew/commanders: Captain (114)
Rook's king (119)
Theresa Herder (123)
Androids x12 (126.8)

We set sail for bastion to try and gain new scientific insight, and in turn new weapons. every stop involves manufacturing more androids to shoot out the torpedo tubes, finding stuff to shoot said droids at, then strip mining a chunck of that system for expansion upon "miss cheep" (our only point defence in any real sense)

Also piracy and looting and fun! (Does the spess refugee DLC fully merge SDA and Spess refuge?)

>> No.39759009
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/tg/ made Operators.

>> No.39759072
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Now for the crossover.


Maybe some fucking patience couldn't hurt.

>> No.39759103
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Now for the un-updated pages.

>> No.39759130
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The contracts and titles.

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And the map.

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Just a point of note. If they player can't go outside or use a computer they cannot purchase things. Maybe a phone would work but there is no mention of phones being available.
You would need to have money and have a means of purchasing.

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Doctor Kruss, PhD

Sponsor: Society of Dustkeepers

-Training Courses:
Basic Training
Advanced Firearms
Hand-to-Hand Combat
Wilderness Survival
Field Medic
-On the Field:
Recovery (4x)
Assault (2x)
Leadership (3x)


C 2911
FD22 Sprint
Flashbang (2x)

Cost: 4.55m
Specialty: Recovery/Squad Leader
Equipment: 5/10
Skills: 9/10
Alignment: Neutral

Difficulty: Hard
Behavior: Equal, Dom
Personality: Intelligent, Perceptive
Likes: Intellectual Discussion, Dark Humor
Into: Hair Pulling (Giving and Receiving), Experimental

Alekzander Kruss, Doctorate of Philosophy in Genetics, Organic Chemistry, and Psychology, was originally invited by the Dustkeepers in order to study the developing mutant populations so that effective countermeasures could be developed. However, he eventually got tired of his patrols going "missing" on the jobs he set them out on, so he concluded that his research required a more proactive approach in order to obtain trustworthy data. He learned the ropes rather quickly and quite well, and as such became well-respected amongst his squad, eventually forming his own after several missions with his associates. Kruss has gotten a good reputation amongst the Dustkeepers for not being one of the useless scientists who has no idea exactly what they're going up against.

Picture is this way because i'm a shitty artist and i'm too lazy to find any pictures that would capture the imagination of this guy, but at least you have a semi-decent idea of what he looks like.

>> No.39761482

Can we shoot our free companion in the head instead of taking them with us?

>> No.39761538
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Hi there! I'm working on some OC based on one of the Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative alternate universes, in which Aperture is a space prison. This is just the first page - I'll probably add more testing tracks, some items, companions, the whole nine yards. What do you think, anons?

>> No.39761553

I don't see why I'd do this CYOA.

>> No.39761554

I don't see why you would have to take them. Shooting them is probably not necessary.

Anyone have the male page?

>> No.39761562

Because she repulses me enough that I think she deserves it. Plus we're Pirates, not like we have any morals against doing so.

There is no male page yet and probably won't be anytime soon.

>> No.39761597

Lokks nice, keep going.

>> No.39762193

I'm pretty sure I wasn't when I came here. But that was many years ago now.

>> No.39762252

>cropping can get complicated so let's do a six-step process
Yeah, no. Cropping doesn't get that complicated. The advantages of layer masking are not simplicity.

>> No.39762940

>granted godhood

This is a great and horrible idea




Races: (dear fucking god, this many shitty and rascist races. I'd rather wipe half of them out then rule them)

Primary: Saurians
Secondary: Humans
Secondary: Elves

Justice (oh god, what have I done)

God slaying
Great king

Race: Saurian
Class: Priest
Talents: 10 points left
Combat: 5
Non-violent conversion: 10
Likability: 10
Awareneess: 5
Tactics: 5
Leadership: 5
Problem solving: 5
Attunement: 5

Godly powers:

Attributes: 35 points
5 resistance
10 regeneration
4 willpower
4 reflex's
10 magic
3 strength
4 speed
5 vitality

Non-combat powers:


Temperature: warm

Humidity: moderate

resources: Considerable

+2 fauna
+2 flora
+1 danger
+2 resources

Welp. Let's do this.

>> No.39763258
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What happened to the original maker of this one?

I know someone released a fan made continuation but it wasn't quite as good as the intro page.

>> No.39763353

Now that's a cool as fuck build.
Also, not really, but in my headcanon they're only a galaxy away, hence the different economy.

>> No.39763396


My headcannon's just that they're in the same galaxy, and just separate arms/locations. More simple.

>> No.39763462
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Some fresh/old CYOA just to mix things up a bit.

>> No.39763475
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>> No.39763491
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Take Off Your Mask

>> No.39763721

I don't know...
Not many of those enemies seem beatable regardless.

>> No.39763747

Hours later, have completed my first Stardust Build. I wasn't quite sure how it worked, so I assumed that the Titles applied the credits boost immediately, and that I could use the missions' credits only after I had "completed them", and I could use said credits to upgrade my ship.

The Talons
-Advanced PIloting (3)
-Advanced Combat (3)
-Silver Tongue (2)
-Uplink (1)
-Mercantile (2)
-Basic Mechanics (1)

Offensive, AD574 "Static": 14 m
Defensive, PMC42 "Shard" Plating: 14 m
Propulsion, UN4 "Dredge" Engines: 14 m
Command MI520 "Visage": 14 m
Anti-Matter Core: 50 m
Solar Panels: 2 m
Aegis Shielding: 30 m
Total Cost: 138 m
Spinal Weapon Mounts: 3
Broadside Turret Mounts: 18
Point-Defense Mounts: 6
Hangar Space: 8
Acceleration: 11/25 (w/ Uplink and Piloting)
Manoeuvrability: 10/25
Hull Armor: 14/25
Shield Strength: 20/25
Length: 480 M
Crew: 1/300
Extra Rooms: 14
Spinal Weapons: 3 Rail Guns: 16 m
Broadside Weapons: Pulse Beam Cannons x10: 77 m
Missile Launcher x8: 45 m
Point Defense: Flak Cannon x5: 12m
Total: 152 m

Other Vehicles:
OG Mobile Suit: 14 m
Combat Repair Drones x2: 16 m
Total: 30 m

Mining Harvest: 1 m
Mk 3 Frequency Lens: 3 m
Salvage Harvester: 3 m
Tractor Beam: 3 m
Composition Scanner: 5 m
Teleport Jammer: 3 m
Warp Jammer: 14 m
Comm Scrambler: 14 m
MITM Module: 8 m
Pentration Module: 16 m
Total: 70 m
Hull Extension x2: 6 m
Crew Quarters Upgrade: 1 m
1. Officer's Quarters: 2 m
2. Captain's Quarters: 5 m
3. Advanced Infirmary: 12 m
4. Advanced Evacuation: 9 m
5. Fancy Mess Hall + Tavern: 9 m
6. Gravity Control Room: 2 m
7. Lounge + Rec Room + Observatory: 3m
8. Laboratory + Terraforming Bay: 19 m
9. Ore Processing Factory + Factory Wing: 8m
10. Cargo Space + Engineering Bay + Vehicle Bay + Hangar Bay: 11 m
11. Advance Arsenal: 9 m
12. Training Room: 2 m
13. Teleporting Platform: 5 m
14. Hypercomms Room + Digital Security Room: 6 m
15. Hydroponics Room + Aquaculture Room: 3 m
16. Cargo Space
Total: 103 m

>> No.39763758


Hailey (Free)
Lisa Stitt (6m)
Roxanne Gilliam (5 m)
Lyra Miralda (8 m)
Kelly Moss (Free)

"Comet" (Free)
Tavia "Echo" Tsun (Free)
Combat & Security:
"Locust" (15 m)
"Plague" (16 m)
"Archangel" (20 m)
"Styx" (21 m)

Digital Security:
Uplink (14 m)

Wilhelm von Welch (9 m)

Production Manager:
Michael Danagger (9 m)

Chefs and Bartenders:
Caroyln Brooks (3m)
Vito Lozano (4 m)
150 Talons: (8 m)
Total: 147 m

Total Cost: 646 m)
The Demigod (-26 m)
The Hellraiser (-20 m)

>> No.39763759

can someone post the guide to making your own CYOA?

>> No.39763775

>Tavia "Echo" Tsun
Just hope her boyfriend isn't part of the crew, and if he is that he never talks too close to your nose.

>> No.39763778

Tier 4: Search and Rescue (24 m)
Tier 4: The Acheron (34 m)
Tier 4: Escalation (40 m)
Tier 4: This Land (36 m)
Tier 4: All Aboard (36 m)
Tier 4: Twin Fangs (28 m)
Tier 3: Rogue Drones (16 m)
Upgrade to Anti-Matter Cannons on Spinal Mounts - 160 m
Tier 4: Heat (50 m)
Add Active Cloaking (40 m)
Tier 4: And The Fire Grows (26 m)
Purchase Personal Combat Gear* (18 m)
Tier 4: No Quarter
Defeat, then Hire "Begger"

Personal Combat Gear:
Sponsor: Rokh University
All Combat Skill +3.6 m
Hellhound +9 m
Gretel Mk 3 +.8 m
FD49 Carbine +.7 m
OrcA A7 +1.8 m
FD 102 Toler +2 m

I definitely focused upon getting a relatively high-quality ship and stocking it with the best stuff I could. High power weaponry with good gunners and fantastic defense with great pilot should all give me an edge even against superior numbers and size. Uplink will disable and distract while the teleport jammer gets us through their shields with me and the Four Horsemen ripping them apart, especially after I've gotten all of my combat gear.

>> No.39763808

Who's her boyfriend? Between an eventual set of power armor and the Four Horsemen backing me up, with Advanced Combat, I'm not too concerned. Oh, and Silver Tongue.

>> No.39763817

Nobody in particular, I'm just warning you. She's into mouth on ass, so her boyfriend will have shit breath.

>> No.39763823

Is there a ninja cyoa, where you can chose your weapons and superninja powers etc?

>> No.39763846

Not that comes to mind.

>> No.39763847

Oh. Well Uplink is preferred Waifu anyway.

>> No.39763921
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Good luck trying to hack into her.

>> No.39763926

Don't need to. I've got Silver Tongue, I'll talk her into it.

>> No.39763965
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Very meta. Good job thinking it through.

>> No.39764014
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Man, if I'm gonna spend hours ona CYOA I'm gonna do it right.

>> No.39764023
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I prefer the original version because of the potential for shenanigans in the third option.

>> No.39764055

Pretty cool CYOA, but it looks like it would take ages to make a build. Good ideas but my attention span just can't take it.

>> No.39764057

hikikomori and mystery box

>> No.39764104

Stat Editor
Strength: 3
Perception: 9
Endurance: 3
Charisma: 5
Intelligence: 10
Agility: 3
Luck: 9

Then the Keyboard.

>> No.39764203
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>> No.39764332

Im thinking of hl3 for profit only because my country doesnt have counter-narcotics agency, but lets roll with lucky sunday and 1-ups for now.
Lucky sundays are 3d or 2d? What if I choose some pixelated SNES character? How much free will do they actually have? Its not very fun to fuck obedient slave. Are their memories erased after the hour? How does 1-ups work with dying of old age?

>> No.39764365


Gotta go with the Vidya character thing and the fallout skills

With that many special points you can pretty much become a lucky genius who is decent in everything else to succeed however you like

Then just play a game where you get to control mistique or hell even alex mercer so you have an hour of just whatever kinds of crazy sex or cuddles you want

Unless of course you can have them do other crazy shit like give you powers, objects you can make money with etc

>> No.39764404

>>Battle mage hood, robes, & gloves, Wizard robe bottom
>>Longsword, Staff, Shield Catalyst

>>Proximity shards
>>Flash Freeze
>>Wall of Ice
>>Absolute Zero
>>Frost Familiar

>>Glacial Winds

>>Beacon of Cold
>>Frost Weapons
>>Obsidian Ice
>>Ice Permeance
>>Ember Drinker
>>Ice Wings
>>Frost Elemental Form

The reasoning behind this layout is that I can use the frost spells and abilities to divide the battlefield as necessary, providing support and heavy firepower where needed whilst remaining mobile enough to get to where I needs be.

>> No.39764461

I think I'm in love

>> No.39764849
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Here's one

>> No.39764861
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and another

>> No.39765047


Maybe try to be reasonable? Suppose that character appears to you as they realistically could possibly be. And their Free Will could extend to them being able to be their personality but still susceptible to your commands.

As long as you die, then you still revive. Key word is death.

>> No.39765357
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Thank you! Have a cyoa.

The guy died, the fan continuation was so shit no one saved it.

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>> No.39766408
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I think this one is supposed to be a split, pick one of the two center, then one of the three bottom as an end goal.

>> No.39766504

Brotherhood -> We are One.

This choice covers all the essentials: Immortality, shapeshifting, and a soulmate (or "waifu/husbando", if that's what you want to call it).

>> No.39766663

I need an advice how do you people motivate yourself to do this stuff.
I never had problems with ideas or actual fluff. Yesterday or two days before, I've made about 70% of what could be a CYOA - several hundreds of lines of text, a few dozens of choices in a few different categories, easily a several pages big CYOA once I'll spend just a couple of more hours to add last bits and do some balancing.. if not the fact I can't get arsed to actually take the text out of my notepad, add images and generally, make it aesthetic and nicely structurized.
arsed to really turn it into.

Where do I gather strength for this crap?

>> No.39766692

Where do you live? I've got a motivational cattle prod and I'd be happy to help.

Post what you have fag

>> No.39766807

Yurop. Also, need to finish at least one category of choices before I'd even consider posting shitty, unedited-text version. Wouldn't take more than an hour or two to deal with tonight but if I am to finish it I really would like some advices for my question above. Would /tg/ be satisfied if I'd just not give a crap and drop all-over-the-place fluff with unbalanced choice costs?

>> No.39766839

What I normally do when I'm doing something repetitive is either watch a video/livestream or listen to music.

>> No.39768030
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>> No.39768393

SPECIAL x2 is clearly the best one.

Speed: 8
Perception: 10
Endurance: 9
Charisma: 10
Agility: 9
Luck: 10

>> No.39768396
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>Become Battlemaid

Speed Boost
Stamina Boost
Condensed Tech

Melee Weaponry

Cat Ears
Erotic Orders

Don't worry, Master! Kitty will take good care of you, nya~!

>> No.39768457

>become battlemaid

>> No.39768515

Magical realm
True Love
Magical equipment: A pair of strength-enhancing gloves

your move, /tg/.

>> No.39768542

So you or I can buy her of course.

A lot of people like the idea of giving up that final responsibility to someone else who will take care of them.

>> No.39768566

The sexy superhuman body is a pretty big perk, too. You only have to work 10 years before you can do whatever you want with it.

>> No.39768600

>Become BattleButler

Drawback: lifelong contract (35)

Augments: Durability (8)
Butler (10)
Hypercube (15)

Skills: Tea brewing (20)
Laundry (25)
Advanced Firearms (30)
Melee Training (35)

"Was it entirely necessary to topple the African warlord?" "Yes sir" "yes, the tea will be done in several minutes, i made sure to pack several sandwiches and packs of crackers for the trip." "No sir, it would not be wise to do the next mission with only poison needles and a sword" "just because I'm TRAINED for it does not make it WISE sir." "Yes sir I'll start brewing the neuro toxin and sharpen my blade." "No sir we didn't pack any cheese."

>> No.39768602

What's wrong with SDA?
I barely pop into /tg/, sorry. I just notice that he's often bitched about.

>> No.39768608

>A lot of people like the idea of giving up that final responsibility to someone else who will take care of them.
Why. Fuck, why do they think anyone's going to take care of them? They could get a shit...customer.

>> No.39768624

>What's wrong with SDA?
He's a one trick pony

>> No.39768641


You have not read the replies to the Sissy CYOA either have you?

Some people are into that

>> No.39768674

Get maid

>Erotic Orders
I'll take it.

>> No.39768874 [SPOILER] 
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We try to go picrelated

Initial Base/Man/Tech scores

>Emotive (150/100/100)
>The Other Side (170/120/100)

Manpower (120)
>Operators x2 (100 man)
>Crew (90)
>Technicians (80)
>IT people (70)
>Medics (60)
>Medical Scientists (50)
>Scientists x2 (30, Tech 110)
>Engineers (20, + Base 175)
>Chief Engineer (10)
>Special Forces (0)

Tech (110)
>Adv. Body Armour (100)
>Powered Armour (85)
>Hypernet (80)
>Genetic Engineering (70)
>Neural Paranetworks (55)
>Impregnable Minds (35)
>Adaptive Computing (25)
>Spectre Armour (15)
>GM Enhancement Package (0)

Base (175)
> Improved barracks w/rooms (165)
> Gym (160)
> Mess Hall (155)
> Hydroponics (145)
> Sickbay + Hospital +Hospital Lab (133)

> Heavy Weapons (128)
> Explosives Storage (123)
> Hangar (113)
> NBC Equipment (108)
> Garage (103)
> Holding Cells (100)

> Cold Storage (98)
> Foundry + Production Lines (88)
>Bioweapons Lab (78)

> Geothermal Power (75)
> Media Centre+ Radio Mast (71)

> Regeneration Pods (51)
> Concealement Shell (26)
> Digital offence Grid (11)

>Sentry Gun (9)
>Anti-Air Missiles (4)
>Bulkhead (1)

>> No.39768901


>> No.39769097

its not entirely clear.
is dragonlord, we are one, and deux ex draco upgrade paths for sage and brotherhood?
Does their location indication requirement? (dragonlord can come from sage or brotherhood. we are one only from brotherhood, deus ex draco only from sage?)

>> No.39769194

That would seem to be the case, yes.

>> No.39769218

>>Is it A or B

>> No.39769290

Yeah, I think that's how it's meant to work.

>> No.39769321

The lower three seem to be upgrade paths for the middle two, with the positioning indicating which of the two you need to have to get them.

>> No.39769351

Yup, at least that's how I read it. It's the only way that really makes sense.

>> No.39769975

>They could get a shit...customer.
So could a prostitute, and people still do that.

>> No.39770002

Most of those people are forced into it.

>> No.39770004

Yeah, and they can say "no". Plus their clients don't literally take care of them.

>> No.39770021

Technically correct, but only because most prostitutes are in places like India and China. In the west, most prostitutes are not at all forced into it any more than McDonald's workers are forced to serve fries.

>> No.39770060

>He doesn't realize how prominent the human trafficing and enslavement is even over here

>> No.39770092

It's possible he does, since his statement is correct.

>> No.39770124

>It's possible he does, since his statement is correct.
No, no, it isn't.
It starts with the manipulation or abduction of underage girls. How is his statement true?

>> No.39770157

Yes, on the internet.

As it happens, most prostitutes aren't trafficked over. Some are, yes- mostly from Russian or other former Soviet countries- but this is not nearly enough to account for the prostitutes in the west (at least, where I am). Most are university students working to pay for college, or immigrants (often also students) who've found a better job than becoming a cleaner, or just any person looking for a decent way to make money.

By the way, most people trafficked over and used in sexual services are strippers, not prostitutes.

>> No.39770165

Probably because you can't read the relevent bits.

>> No.39770168

>Technically correct, but only because most prostitutes are in places like India and China.
I very much doubt prostitutes in these countries are any worse off than people in any professions. Maybe you'd call it "forced" in the West, but if you're going to be consistent, then >95% of the workforce in these countries is "forced".

>> No.39770201

Working on 4x strategy right now and wondering whether to make it single or multiplayer. Player is charged with control of his own tribe and (singleplayer) has to survive as long as he can (rolls for threats, the pressure is stronger every turn and player is gradually losing his/her lands) or (multiplayer) destroy the other players (game is paced in turns, each turn has several phases). If played online, the game could take several hours. Would you be interested in playing multiplayer?

>> No.39770204

>gangs and triads don't real
Well, I meant literally forced as well as economically forced. Those forced by circumstance are forced much more than in the west too, because the west has a great deal more class/income mobility than places like India and China, which are very prohibitive.

And yeah, I'd personally say that huge quantities of those places workplace is forced.

>> No.39770213

>Most are university students
This is what really makes me think you don't know what you're talking about. No, most prostitutes aren't students. It's possible you live in some weird area or something, but the majority have either fallen into it as a means to make money (and are not students) or have been forced into it through some means.
>I very much doubt prostitutes in these countries are any worse off than people in any professions
This is also a nice bit of ignorance. Prostitution can become some very nasty business. It's not something relatively safe and clean like non-illegal jobs.

>> No.39770226

When you believe everyone in India is a slave, "most prostitutes are forced" has a totally different context from what normal people will understand you as saying.

Get some fucking honesty and stop using semantics to push your political agenda.

>> No.39770237

But then it's still not their fault.

>> No.39770250

>like non-illegal jobs
>s/he lives in a prude/feminist country where people don't own their own bodies

>> No.39770260

Pimps are modern day slavers.

>> No.39770276

That sounds like an actual PnP game.

I.e. not really what these threads are about, AFAIK.

>> No.39770279

Oh, so you're from some third world shithole. I think avoiding selling your holes to random strangers for money and picking up random STDs is something everyone should avoid, muh body or not. Also, pretty sure that kind of argument is something feminists are FOR and not against.

>> No.39770295

Sounds good, but I'd want multiplayer to be optional.

>> No.39770303

>Most are university students working to pay for college
>tfw will never be able to live off your back like hot girls can

>> No.39770353

>This is what really makes me think you don't know what you're talking about. No, most prostitutes aren't students.
Prostitutes are not some fallen women who are forced without their will into a situation they hate, faggot. As it might surprise you to learn, most like or find their job preferable to anything else, which is why they're in them. Stop taking people's agency from them- that's exactly the kind of Victorian shit that fucks everything up.

>Get some fucking honesty and stop using semantics to push your political agenda.
Learn to read first, faggot. I'm saying that many in India are basically slaves, *and* that compared to them many prostitutes are forced into prostitution.

The vast majority of the western world makes prostitution legal, m8. America is one of the only western countries stupid enough to make it illegal, but given their "war on drugs", that's not exactly surprising.

>he thinks making prostitution illegal will make STD rates decrease
And we all know how the making drug taking illegal reduced deaths, right?

>> No.39770359

>third world shithole
holy shit the MURICA is strong with this one

>> No.39770378
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Yeah, look at all those third world shitholes in re- I mean, green.

>> No.39770380

goddamn it, clearly ment to respond to >>39770279

>> No.39770400

Did I even claim they were, child? It's just that most of them aren't students. To claim they are either means you're in some weird ass town, or are speaking purely out of your ass.
Russians got something right for once.
Yep, Netherlands is a shithole.

>> No.39770411

"Waifu" and "soulmate" are about equally faggoty.

>> No.39770416

this also seems to just go with the "broad strokes" legality because there are places in the US prostitution is legal
in Vegas they even have a union if i recall correctly

>> No.39770428

>America is one of the only western countries stupid enough to make it illegal
If you want to see real stupidity, google the "nordic model".

>> No.39770431

>Prostitutes are not some fallen women who are forced without their will into a situation they hate, faggot.
Explicitly false concerning the states. Idk or care where you live, 'faggot'.

If anyone actually cares about the answers to this, go do some research. There are documentaries on this subject.

>> No.39770440

Love this CYOA
(Thing (purpose) [Costs])

>>Knight Helmet (Mobility)
>>Knight Cuirass (Defense)
>>Battle Robe Gloves (Speed)
>>Wizard Robes Bottom (Speed)

>>Costum Weapon: Onehanded Spear + Wand
>>Kite Shield

>Spells [17 Total]

>>Frost Weapon (Melee Damage) [1]
>>Obsidan Ice (Same as above) [2]
>>Ember Drinker (Control) [3]
>>Frost Armor (Defense) [4]
>>Heart of Ice (EVERYTHING) [5]
>>Beacon of Cold (Stamina always good, Aura better) [6]
>>Ice Permeance + Ice Wings (to fill the slots) [8]
>>Frost Elemental Form (Increases Frost Spells)[9]

>Shadow [10]
>>Shadow Weapons (Counteracting Heavy Ice Weapon) [11]
>>Vorpal Weapons (Damage + Armor penetration + Accuracy) [12]
>>Mark of Dorkness (Control) [13]

>Divine [14]
>>Divine Weapons (Awesome Damage) [15]
>>Weapons of Light (Mass Control) [16]
>>Divine Armor (Awesome Defense) [17]

Basically I am a juggernaut that breaks enemies formations by teleporting into them, blinding everyone and raining ice shards into their ranks. Also I can kill nearly kill everyone by stabbing through magic and their armor with my enhanced melee magic spear of invisible shadow ice, coated in holy flames. Should someone survive nonetheless they are chilled by my frost powers and soon bound by their shadow.

>> No.39770446

>prostitution is legal
>in Vegas
It is not.

>> No.39770447

Honestly, it looks to me like he's some guy who really doesn't know shit except maybe from one family member or friend who sucks dicks for a living and is projecting their experiences onto wider society.

>> No.39770478

Hmm, you are correct according to wikipedia its laid out as such
SO close enough but not in the city proper

>> No.39770498

And again the Aegis Helmet has turned into a Wizard Hat.

Does anybody have the latest version?

>> No.39770581

But prostitution isn't legal in my

>> No.39770593

>He thinks I haven't seen documentaries on this subject
Why do you think I'm not an idiot who thinks most prostitutes are trafficked over to the west against their will, m8?

You mispelled "reddit" in your search bar, anon.

>> No.39770611

You do realise by "prostitution is legal/illegal" they mean the act of prostituting yourself, not being the actual customer, right?

>> No.39770643

>Russia got something right for once
>Netherlands is a shithole
Confirmed for butthurt /pol/ack. You're only here for the little girl choice, right?

>> No.39770648

Watched a documentary made in the last few years. They take girls there to break them in. Run trains on them, keep them at arms length. Take their phones, money, clothes, etc.

>> No.39770705

You aren't talking about the same thing as far as I can see.

>> No.39770710

that sounds like fun, we are of coarse talking about HO scales yes?

>> No.39770733

Anon, Kink.com is not a documentary site.

>> No.39770804

/pol/ hates trannies.

>> No.39770840

So? Some of the biggest homophobes are homosexual themselves.

>> No.39770841

>he thinks /pol/ isn't just a cesspool of degenerates

>> No.39770891

Where the fuck did you get that from?

>> No.39770943

That's cherry-picking bullshit just used for political shit-flinging.

>> No.39770956

You are gifted to be the best in the world at blowjobs.
Your magical realm's theme is ero-guro.
Your true love does not have a penis.
The strength-enhancing gloves give you Popeye arms whenever you wear them.

You're welcome.

>> No.39770959

You've really never heard that?

I mean, you can disagree with it all you want, but it's not exactly an unusual position for someone to take.

>> No.39770967

Regardless, it shows that hating something doesn't automatically make a person not that thing.

I bet a lot of /pol/'s hate for degeneracy comes from self hate.

>> No.39770989

well i dont know about /pol/
but with this convo going on in a CYOA thread im hating you all very much right about now

>> No.39771004

You should hate yourself for not making an interesting CYOA.

>> No.39771014

Most of /pol/ are lazy NEETs who live off government hand outs. You're damn right it's self hate.

>I wish I lived in the past, when men could be real men and make something of themselves in a dangerous world!
>why not move to Somalia then?
>I might get hurt

Then talk about CYOAs, faggot.

>> No.39771015

Yes but it also means that hating something doesn't mean you are that thing.

Either way, I'm not defending /pol/.
I just don't like those sort of comments.

>> No.39771028

Anon, you really should follow the conversation. Otherwise you might severely miss the point.

>> No.39771464

I know people like to throw that around a lot, but I mean where the fuck do you get this from?

>Most of /pol/ are lazy NEETs who live off government hand outs.
Takes one to know one.

>> No.39771534

Skitter Mode.

Reincarnation (Taylor) +2
Wildbow? What's a Wildbow? +2

Twins (Taylor's bug powers) -2
Plot Armor -2

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.39771813

Let's do this!

>God stuffs

>>Death, Purity, Life
As strange as a god as I am in life, hehe
Prosperity and a good life to my devoted followers, death to all who defy me

Because it's rather well rounded
It is a very good allround choice, supporting the first

Big, strong, born authority figures and the best defense there is when motivated to do so.
Perfect allrounders, good breeding rate and hgh technology, awesome in the long term
Workforce, warriors. High breeding, high loyalty.

Personal preferance, otherwise Islands are good as well
Cold climate makes for hardier people
>>Moderate Humidity
Need some flora and fauna here
>>Common Resources
Riches may attract greedy foes, but trade will bring much properity

>>Purity, Dilligence, Piety
>>Magical Ability, Magic Resistance, Durability, Breeding Rate, Godslaying, Champions, Numbers, Great King

>>(Combat 5/NVCR 5/Charm 7/Awareness 1/Strategy 7/Leadership 7/Problem-Solving 8/Attunement 10)

>Godly Powers
>>Divine Weaponry, Recovery, Channeling
>>Strength 4/Resistance 10/Vitality 4/Speed 4/Magic 10/Regeneration 8/Willpower 10/Reflexes 5
>>Terraforming, Love, Teleportation

My people are the toughest singularity there is and I'm the micro manager.

>> No.39771988
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Some classics.

>> No.39772045
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>> No.39772326


>Battle Robe Hood
>Soldier Cuirass
>Leather Gloves
>Knight Greaves
My armor set is built around being able to cast plenty of spells, keeping myself in the fight longer, applying long ranged fire, and keep me anchored when I want to be.

>One-Handed Spear
>Recurve Bow
>Short Sword
>Square Shield
My weapons complement my armor in keeping me hard to move in melee, with the bow being my primary weapon. Imagine the armor set and weapons being similar to that of a Roman Legionarre.
>All of the Nature abilities and the ultimate ability
>Leafmetal Weapons, Neurotoxins, Gaia's Maidens
>Ice Bomb, Cryoshot, Torrent of Frost
>Halo of Light
My magical abilities center around channeling nature in all of its forms. My companion is a massive spirit buffalo, and my Gaia ability creates an area of grassland as opposed to a forest. Of course, I ride the spirit buffalo into battle. The three Ice abilities provide my primary offensive firepower, and the halo is just because I'm cool like that.

>> No.39772751

Could do with another four companions, but otherwise great.

>> No.39773084 [DELETED] 
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Why does /pol/ have to shitpost everywhere.

>> No.39773120

Why do you have to shitpost everywhere.

>> No.39773122

Considering you're bringing them up out of nowhere, you are shitposting.

>> No.39773191
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I put it in Laconic.

>> No.39773211


>> No.39773468

>>39766663 here.
And I think I fucked up. Finished more of the text but overdone with the fluff - some creatures have descriptions of the size of some tabletop monster manual ones. Generally, the more I read the more disappointed I am by repetitive sentences and long-winded pages of details (every piece of furniture together with their content listed in every location, yay).

Generally, the more I'll write the more of a waste of time it seems. Sorry if I wasted some hopes for OC.

>> No.39773508

Either change it and post it next general.

Or post it in this general and get constructive criticism so you can make it better easier.

>> No.39773566

Post it, good grief.

I'm itching to help someone edit, don't care who.

>> No.39774225

I am pretty sure I will regret it so I'll post even more messed up, longer version that was half skeleton for CYOA and half my own notes (for images and the like) for the sake of events, balance, adjustments - all turned into one big fuckfest. Let me upload it, hope that pastebin will be fine?

>> No.39774353

Go on, I'm curious over here.

>> No.39774392

There. It'll be up for a bit and then die hopefulyl painlessly. I advise not to really try to play it - the point cost balance is very rough and the starting amount of points nearly completely random.

>> No.39774422

Nothing to be really curious about, bog-standard 'your little world' thing, though with a twist of it not being simply a power trip and starting as barely hospitable hole in a rock you expand.

I mean, that's the idea, at least.

>> No.39774502

Also, warning, general suggestions welcome, common mistakes underlined as well but actual case-by-case corrections should wait - if I'll ever decide to polish this crap sufficiently to post it, I'll probably redo quite much of the text.

>> No.39774643

too much text, provokes tl;dr but otherwise bretty gud

need more minions

>> No.39774657

I enjoy the mood already, that bit at the end of Sun Below is a nice touch.

>> No.39775249

This is misleading. For example, in Canada prostitution is legal but only in private. Public prostitution is still illegal.

>> No.39775279


>> No.39775470

I'm pretty sure anything is legal "In Private".

If someone underage drinks alchohol in private, nothing's really going to come from it. If somebody does drugs in private, nobody's going to care, unless they start broadcasting it.

>> No.39775506

No, Anon, touching little children and murdering your in laws in private does not make it okay.

>> No.39775545

>I'll immediately choose the most xtreme things I can think of
Nice cherrypicking.

The point is that "Prostitution is legal in Canada but only in private... If it's in public, it's illegal" sounds silly as hell.

>> No.39775628

He not talking about that you idiot, he means it's illegal to advertise yourself as a prostitute. Besides, you essentially said "It's not illegal unless you get caught". It's still obviously illegal to be shooting up heroin or to be providing alcohol to a minor(unless you're their caretaker) even if it's in private,

>> No.39775735

waterhall is unfinished.

>> No.39775791

>thinks Canada is a good model for sex laws when their age of consent was fourteen until 2008

>> No.39775816


What is wrong with that?

>> No.39775818

>and not go directly for recreational drugs, plant sexdolls and giant acid/poison spewing monsters straight away.
It's like you read minds. Three out of three most obvious uses. Fourth would be 'magical reagents' but we know it's just a code word for more of the first thing.

>> No.39775853

Yes, and?

>> No.39775876

Paste got removed. Why.

>> No.39775901

He put it on a really low timer because he's far too sensitive and embarrassed about people seeing it.

>> No.39775937

I don't want for it to hang too long and offend sensibilities.

Reupload at:
With some typos corrected. Thanks for comments. Waterhall may be expanded or not, I am yet to decide.

>> No.39775972

Fuck yes, I haven't seen this in so long. I love this one.

>All Leather Armor
>Recurve Bow
>All the daggers I can carry
>No Shield

>All points into Shadow, opting out of only Mark of Darkness and Shadow Form

>> No.39775976

It was too high then, and then they went and made it even higher.

>> No.39775986

What with this current idea of
>You want little girl? FUCK YOU HERE GO NOW YOU SUCK!
Thinking? Far as I'm concerned, if you hate people going for that then don't offer it instead. Less spiteful and petty that way, and it's what I do.

>> No.39776088

Yeah, heh, I guess I can see how you got that impression though I'd also like you to look at it from different angle: you get eternally youthful body sex-changed into that of a little girl at a cost considerably lower than the only other option of youth (Heart of Domain) but you pay for the aesthetics with it being weaker and hellishly uncomfortable (though mentally as able as ever).

>> No.39776191

Immortality "Little Girl" edition (Adult Female)
Magical Realm
Magical Equipment: A shape shifting symbiotic costume that enhances all of my physical abilities.

I'm expecting tentacles.

>> No.39776387

Kinda this. Why I honestly would say I don't consider little girl to be a serious choice, I did want it to be to a degree viable. Will change the wording around to underline the point and cut a bit on some of the drawbacks, introducing others instead so it will seem more like a harsh tradeoff than tortured existence.

>> No.39776459
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Behold my true form


>> No.39776653

Mighty fine, I like how it's completely contained to a single night without being one of those lame "Hurr durr you must fight x, pick your weapon".

I choose
>Super ego,
recent events have left me particularly disdainful of my own baser instincts
>Sword of Transience,
defeat on contact will make up for my utter lack of skill at swordsmanship
she does her best. That's all I can expect from a companion and I her company will give me the inspiration I need
>Interpretation one
I'm pretentious enough to consider myself a stoic. If I can overcome my own weaknesses until daybreak then I can overcome them in life. As I say, the sword's on-contact-winning combined with Ella driving me on will help me overcome most things. I'll prioritise Contempt since I can't risk them using their crowd control-esque powers to driving me into Sprites, and recklessly charge at any vanity I see to exploit their weakness early (and, again, hope they don't team up with Sprites). Terrors will be a fucking nuisance but Ella is there to keep me driven and focused.

Also, for anyone who gives a shadow of a crap, Magocracy now has everything written down (apart from little girl and lewd, which are going to require vast amounts of drinking and shame on my part to write), it's just waiting for me to throw it all together into nice looking set of pages when I'm not studying for finals. I'm not great at this whole "Motivation" thing. Were I less of an eejit I'd have taken ego.

>> No.39777566

Tonight I have the focus of the id, knife of invertibility and clear sight necklace along with my friend laura

>> No.39777745

I'll take the green mushroom and the apartment

>> No.39777984

I am de pusha and imam gonna drive dis bulldozer

Super heavy
Improved scoop
Box of guns
Advance optics
Sniper rifle
Murder holes
Mounted mg
Self destruct
Flame thrower

>> No.39778049

Stat Editor
Strength- 6
Perception- 3
Endurance- 7
Charisma- 8
Intelligence- 8
Agility- 1
Luck- 9


Set myself up for a successful and easy life by giving myself good stats and make a video game once every few years for fun. Nothing greedy or anything but it sets me up for easy and enjoyable living.

>> No.39778080

I'm going to the space labs to test out the new handheld dual portal device

>> No.39778198

Dare te enter my magical realm


Fauna 3
Flora 3
Danger 2
Resources 1

>> No.39778235
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>> No.39778364

>that feel when all you have left to finish your CYOA is to fill in some fluff, but you can bring yourself to even look at it because you've burned yourself out working on it non stop for the past few weeks.

>> No.39778417

Harsh dude. Need help Anon?

>> No.39778475

nah, I've decided to put it on the back burner and work on a spy cyoa instead. My plan is to burn myself out on the new one and then go back to the old one.

>> No.39778779
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Take time off, no one's rushing you. Time away helps reset your mind and you can come back with fresh ideas.

>> No.39778836


Nothing, just haters going to hate.

>> No.39778857 [SPOILER] 
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I've got a better picture.

>> No.39778867

Those two together look adorable even if I am a Independent/Federation Fag

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I've got almost all of his stuff.

>> No.39779168

Fucking hell the fic has made me think of those two for days now. SDA if that's you, what have you done.

>> No.39779673

>If you want to see real stupidity, google the "nordic model".
I just did
>Publicize the names of buyers and inform their families
>Sweden goes further. It is a crime to be a buyer but NOT a crime to be seller.
wow, that is pretty damn stupid.

>> No.39779759

>Independent/Federation Fag
I've always really gone independent because the Federation seems pretty boring. It's like, the space military. And then you've got Pirates, in the Red Dagger (Small-Time Crooks, it seems) or Talon (Elite Sphess Pirates,or the Yakuza to Red Dagger Gangbangers). There's always Blackhawk, but nothing really seems as interesting as being Independent. I think it's got Fairlight and Beatrice, at least.

>> No.39779918

Pirates have best waifus, though.

>> No.39779925

>Girl who wants you to have shit breath

>> No.39780086

behold another god has appeared to the threads

magical ablity
magic resistance
oracle who has 5 of each stats raised
strength is 3 and all the rest is 2

>> No.39780257

>Ass Worship = Shit Breath
I don't even. The only shit here is your opinion.

But seriously, Most of the Fed Girls aren't too interesting. But then again, I never look at the romance page because I'd rather do other stuff.

>> No.39780278

It usually involves the mouth. Think about it, and then retch. It's why I'm hoping we can just shoot that girl.

>> No.39780800

>It usually involves the mouth
Do you prior experiece or something?

I've seen weirder fetishes. We're on /tg/, of all places, one of the stranger places on 4chan, and you want to murder a fictional character because they like something you don't?

>> No.39780828

I know what ass worship is so I know that it entails rimming.

And it's because she came with my background, but I don't want anyone with shitbreath on my ship and people who are into shit sicken me.

>> No.39781062
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>Immortality "Little Girl" edition (Adult Female)
Pic related is a photo of you. That is your natural hair, eye, skin, etc, color. Antenna hair optional.
Mundane Weekly Task: Chew gum.
>Magical Realm
Fallout's wasteland. The Vault Dweller has just returned the waterchip after blowing up the Cathedral and Military Base. You start in 'Klamath' which is actually Klamath Falls in the state of Oregon.
>Magical Equipment: A shape shifting symbiotic costume that enhances all of my physical abilities.
It's power armor and will always want to look like power armor. It will change appearance for you because it likes you. It cannot enhance parts of you that it is not covering or touching. It will always weigh at least 45 pounds(20 kg). You can feed it technology and materials for it to attempt to incorporate. It feeds off of and lessens your emotions, senses and humanity. If you stop wearing it for a day they return to normal.
>I'm expecting tentacles.

>> No.39781078

>>Ass Worship = Shit Breath
>I don't even. The only shit here is your opinion.
The funny thing is, if you stop to think about it... it is LITERAL shit breath.

>> No.39781100

>Immortality "Little Girl" edition (Adult Female)
what? how can you be little girl and adult female at the same time?

>> No.39781103

> I don't want anyone with shitbreath on my ship and people who are into shit sicken me
NOWHERE does it say she's into scat. I think you need to learn to read.

>> No.39781111

She is into assworship though, and that does include rimming. And you know what comes out of buttholes right?

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Pay extra points. You can even decide your gender for a point.

>what comes out of buttholes
Is it Pie?

>> No.39781151

Digested pie, sure.

>> No.39781165

Pie nonetheless.

>> No.39781186

I guess, but you don't want that pie anymore. It's bad pie.

>> No.39781187

I'm actually curious as to what this refers to.

>> No.39781207

>bad pie
No such thing.

>> No.39781216

You disappoint me, anon.

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I don't think ass worship automatically includes rimming. It could just be a lot of fondling and kissing or someshit.

But even if it does you can certainly clean an asshole enough to where you're not coming into oral contact with shit.
Come on man it's sci-fi, they probably have toilets with bidets so advanced that they make our hygiene standards look like freakin' middle aged outhouses. At least in my head-canon they do.

Pic unrelated

>> No.39781239

Alright, there's no clear justification for your inane argument. Why are you so obsessed with proving That crap comes out of asses? Are you a closet scat enthusiast? Because almost every one of your sentences involves "Shit" or "Ass". What is with your fixation with excretion?

>> No.39781240

>you can certainly clean an asshole enough to where you're not coming into oral contact with shit
This is a lie. So she must remove herself from the premises and the mortal coil.

>> No.39781267

>I don't think ass worship automatically includes rimming.
Good for you.
Doesn't change the fact that ass worship does, in fact, include rimming. In fact it is mostly about rimming.
Just like cock worship is mostly about giving a blowjob.

You realize that it is at least 3 people telling you that, right?

>> No.39781268

Smut about a threesome with some pirate captain and these two. Didn't like what I read, some probably did.

>> No.39781272

My point was that you said she wasn't into it. She is though, which is disgusting. Which is why I want her gone.

>> No.39781275

Yes! My reverse psychology worked!

Anyways I'm perfectly alright with this, I was expecting things to go to shit.

>> No.39781282



Scroll down to stories.

>> No.39781296


But anon, why don't you want to be all you can be? Why don't you want to operate like operators, operating on operations on an operable level?

Neutral have the best waifus

>> No.39781298

Are there any litanies involved? Burning of incense? Blood sacrifices?

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If I can't find a way to make things cool then I'm not going to respond to it.
It's why I skip "true love" builds.

>> No.39781316

Yes on all counts actually.

>> No.39781345

What was the paste?

Come on, what was it uploaded for, 20 minutes? At least make it long enough to outlive the thread.

>> No.39781391

Looks like one with a lot of spare time, from the post style.

Riiiiight. Totally logical. As it was said before, it appears you have a chronic case of shit taste. Go wash your mouth out.

>> No.39781400


Thanks, I'll check it out I guess.

>> No.39781402

Sorry, I'm not dating Tavia, so my mouth is minty fresh. Don't know about yours tough, it smells like a horse barn.

>> No.39781411

sure, just one person. look at timestamp

>> No.39781700

Actually, it's more like peppermint, seeing as I just finished some pizza and brushed my teeth.

>I'm not dating Tavia so my mouth smells clean
>Don't know about you
>Dating a fictional character
What. Are you one of those "Immersion" guys?

>> No.39781724

Can you not banter within character in a thread on a board both meant for playing pretend characters? Seems like a deficit on your part.

>> No.39781787

No, because if someone I was talking to began ranting about butts and poop and "Shit breath" then I'd probably go leave them and do something more worth my time. Like now. Goodnight.

>> No.39781864

You say that, but you did just spend an hour and a half defending a character who's fucking stat block outright says she's into it, so, you must honestly care quite a bit about the character for some reason. Which is far worse than a joke at your expense from an in-universe perspective.

>> No.39782217

Lucky sunday and one up

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