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Start me /tg/

>> No.39345656

Start yourself, asshole.

>> No.39345669

Cancer/Needs to Die

>> No.39345691

>>39345649
>>39345656
It's funny because you can't spell.

>> No.39345735

>>39345649
+3 to having no idea what that is.

>> No.39345858

>>39345735
He is a Vigo!

>> No.39347200

>>39345858
You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

>> No.39347916

>>39345649
Man....

Why do I want to fuck that robot?

This is weird.

>> No.39348060

>>39347916
Probably because she's fuckable.

>> No.39348070

>>39345649
*sigh* okay, fine.

>> No.39348088

>>39345858
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
He should be a chaos lord

>> No.39348110

>>39345649
Vroom.

>> No.39348113

>>39348060
But she's metal.

Can you fuck metal?

>> No.39348133

>>39348113
>Can you fuck metal?
when has the answer no ever stopped virgin, desperate fatguys from turning a female character into cancer?
Though I'm fairly certain Xeno is from a quest thread, and has therefore always been cancer.

>> No.39348146

>>39348113
When would you ever NOT be able to fuck metal?

>> No.39348163

>>39348133
She is. And she has.
I would still a xeno though.

>> No.39348180

>>39348133
>anti-quest fags metashitposting
>again
They just can't keep their dick in their pants.

>> No.39348295

>>39348146
Well, I stuck my dick in a toaster once, got bad shock, passed out for 4 hours.

That was one instance where I couldn't fuck metal.

>> No.39348300

Xeno a best. Y'all just hating.

>> No.39348406

Cultist and Flare are better than Xeno. Because they hardly get posted anymore.

>> No.39348461

>>39348406
>inflammatory meta-statement
So, are you arguing for MORE xeno? Because you're making me bump. That was your plan, wasn't it?

>> No.39348561

>>39348461
Stop threatening to post more Xeno and post more Xeno.

>> No.39348604

>>39348561
I don't actually have any, I was just threatening bumping the thread because I saw a guy say something dumb.
I'm neutral on this whole topic with a slight leaning towards positive because sexy robots.

>> No.39348634

>>39348604
She is pretty sexy.

>> No.39348661

>>39348634
That's pretty much the sole benefit of 40k threads for me.
They produce the bitches.

>> No.39348676

>>39348295
Counterpoint: you got it in, which counts as fucking it. The shock was merely a negative consequence of trying to fuck a toaster. It's analogous to "don't stick your dick in crazy." Ergo, you can in fact fuck metal but just make sure it's not plugged in.

>> No.39348730

>>39348676
Or full of scarabs.

>> No.39348778

>>39348676
Does it still count if I didn't, you know...finish?

>> No.39349126

>>39348778
...yes?

>> No.39349166

>>39349126
Okay, good.

I was worried about that.

>> No.39349194

>>39345649
>Start me /tg/

Ok. where is your pullcord?

>> No.39349213

>>39349194

>> No.39349349

>>39349213

Ok fine. Where is your crank hole.

>> No.39349469

>>39349349
Th-that's lewd!

>> No.39349534

>>39349469
only if you considered it a euphemism for sex.

>> No.39349539

Ab ins gas

>> No.39349654

>>39349534
You've got to think outside the box.

>> No.39350110

>>39345649
Hippy-est Phaerakh!

>>39348661
Praise Slaanesh!

>> No.39350128

>>39350110
Slaanesh is a man.

>> No.39350171

>>39350128
But he is a man's man.

>> No.39350256

>>39350128
>Slaanesh is a man.

>> No.39350338

>> No.39350369

>>39350256
Well, she's not a woman either.

>> No.39350416

>>39350110
Xeno's dynasty addresses it's chief overlord as phaeron regardless of gender.

>> No.39350514

Size/Type: Medium Magical Skub
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Shitty Threads, Astral plane
Organization: Solitary, following of lesser questfags (1-?)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: B8
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>> No.39350515

>>39350416
>Letting a non-Necron into a postion of power in a dynasty
The Silent King must have more sparks coming out of his head than the time when he saw Eldar for the first time.

>> No.39350538

>>39350338
Oh hello Blue.

>>39350369
LIES!!!

>>39350416
Whatever...

>> No.39350582

>>39350538
He can be whatever she feels like. But he's probably a woman on Casual Friday and when she's mad.

>> No.39350615

>>39345649
Needs moar dakka.

>> No.39350813

>>39350515
Well, her mom was kind of a spiteful bitch and didn't want to give her traitorous lieutenants the satisfaction of usurping her.

>> No.39350907

>obligatory

>> No.39350993

>>39350907
you need to get the normal version of that.

>> No.39351004

>>39350907
There are no furries in this thread.

>> No.39351012

>>39350813
Hopefully someone can give the Silent King an operating system update so he doesn't have a green screen of death.

>> No.39351014

>>39348295
>Well, I stuck my dick in a toaster once, got bad shock, passed out for 4 hours.
>got bad shock
Well there's your problem.

You can fuck metal just fine. What you can't fuck is electricity.

>> No.39351111

>>39351014

I've had enough cables and wires attached to various erogenous places on my body to call that into question.

>> No.39351381

>>39351111
Did you ever use these cables or wires as a dick receptacle? If no, then you never fucked them. Even if you did, you'd be fucking the wires, and not the electricity.

>> No.39351697

>>39351381
What if someone were to apply electric shocks to stimulate the nerves in their genitals until it induced an orgasm?

Would that count as fucking the electricity?

>> No.39351754

>>39351697
This thread took a real turn into the Prince of Pleasure's domain.

>> No.39351797

>>39351754
Any thread that starts with a pic of Xeno is thinly veiled technophilia thread.

>> No.39351834

>>39351697

That's more of the electricity fucking you.

>> No.39351844

>>39351797
>implying that there's any veiling going on here

>> No.39351871

>>39351797
But shouldn't that be techno-xenophilia?

>> No.39351922

>>39351844
>robot girl POV in bed
I never knew that was my fetish.

>> No.39351964

>>39351797
I can get behind that, I guess.

>> No.39352021

>>39351964
Now that's what I call double heresy. The only thing more heretical is the writer of the HH series.

>> No.39352083

>>39348300
Blue = Torchstar > Xeno
I want a picture of all three having tea.

>> No.39352154

>>39350256
Get cucked, fuccboi.

>> No.39352368

>>39352154
Well now we have proof. To say Slaanesh is a woman is to say Tzeentch is the God of hope. And he's not. He's the God of false hope.

>> No.39352383

>>39352083
So do I.

>> No.39352945

>>39352383
Superior Torchberry.

>> No.39352976

>>39352383
>>39352945
Tau girls, eh? Whatsa matter with human women? Sure they ain't blue, but they love a man who isn't afarid to burn a trench full of heretics.

>> No.39352999

>>39352976
HURRESYfags are cancer.

>> No.39353060

>>39352999
Nah. That's Typhus. He has a horn like a unicorn and unicorns love virgins. Let that sink in.

>> No.39353105

>>39352999
that wasent hurseyfagotry hersyfagotry is just shouting hersy and blam that was just good roleplaying

>> No.39353132

>>39345649
i assumeing you start with turning some sort of handle

>> No.39353164

>>39348113
depends on if it has an orifice in there somewhere

>> No.39353203

>>39351834
way i see it fucking something and being fucked by something are the same things

>> No.39353231

Abomination/10

>> No.39353237

>>39350538
come on nd you know this shit well enough to know slanesh is whatever the fuck he wants to be

>> No.39353474

>>39353237
I don't think he knows much about the lore/like men.

>> No.39353902

>>39351844
No John.
You are the Xeno.

>> No.39354353

>>39353902
And then John was a taucron.

>> No.39354579

>>39354353
and then john was injured and became a soldier of the imperial guard

>> No.39354920

>>39353237
But I want to Believe!

>> No.39354992

come on thread, get back on track

>> No.39355145

>>39350538
Why is the girl the right wearing a swastika on her chest?

>> No.39355205

>ND still around
>thread hasn't been deleted yet

I guess /tg/ got even more shit, if that's even possible.

>> No.39357279

>>39355145
It's an ork glyph

>> No.39357645

>>39354920
no nd i will not believe that slanesh has only 1 gender

although it is true he spends more time as a man then a woman

>> No.39357653

>>39357645
wait i read that as i want you to belive nevermind

>> No.39357907

>>39345649
Sure thing baby. Where's your start button? Or do I need to plug something in first?

>> No.39358261

>>39357653
This.

>> No.39358389

>>39355205
We try to ignore him.

>> No.39358587

>>39358389
i honestly dont see the problem with the man for the most part he makes constructive posts and god damit if people would get past there hatred of him they would see his smut is auctualy good and he would make more

>> No.39358616

>>39358587
I don't think ND makes his own smut. If I recall correctly he once drew a daemonette and it got him banned. Or it was a bad fap fiction.

>> No.39358629

>>39358616
it was a good fap fiction and i wish more people liked it

>> No.39358638

>> No.39358721

>>39358629
You sound odd.

>> No.39358736

>>39358721
i am odd but i stand by this being a good fapfic

http://pastebin.com/ycLR74kn

sure theres some spelingl errors and whatnot but i still came

>> No.39358754

>>39358736
That's the Cuddlesdaemonette story I heard about isn't it?

>> No.39358768

>>39358754
cuttledaemonette and yes

read it read it and ejaculate all over your bed

>> No.39358866

>>39358768
ND, nice try.

>> No.39358897

>>39358866
im not nd for starters when i respond to a bunch of difrent posts i have them each in a seperate post

also nd has convinced himself his fapfic is bad

>> No.39358947

>>39355205
Why do you even care if someone namefags? People butthurt about others namefagging are worse cancer than the actual namefags.

>> No.39359029

>>39352368
No, Tzeentch is a god just hope. Whatever someone aspires for something more, Tzeentch is there with him/her.

>> No.39359067

>>39359029
He's Nurgle in a different flavor. You just set yourself up for more pain the further you go down their paths.

>> No.39359137

>>39359067
The gods are fickle that way.

>> No.39359153

>>39359137
Because they have similarities despite being opposites of each other.
>2015
>Heretics Not worshipping a true God of Chaos

>> No.39359192

>>39359153
Whatever. My god is a swarm of ravenous insects.

Ia ia Iash'uddra fthagn!

>> No.39359207

>>39359192
So now we have something to base the Endless Swarm on.

>> No.39359217

>>39359207
>Google image search iash'uddra the endless swarm
>first result is from Xenos Adventure
>fifth result is Xeno, herself
Necrons are ruined forever.

>> No.39359263

>>39359217
The Silent King has had a green screen of death. Sparks are flying out of his head.

>> No.39359297

>>39359263
Does that mean Xeno becomes the Silent King?

>> No.39359325

>>39359297
Nah. We just have to wait for him to respawn. If he dies for good, then she's going to have fierce competition.

>> No.39359550

>>39359325
...I'm okay with this

>> No.39359630

>>39359192
Based Xeno

Thank you /tg/, you make everything better.

>> No.39359729

>>39352976

>> No.39360030

>>39351111
Dem quads

>> No.39360051

>>39358587
>he makes constructive posts
No, he tries to drag the thread into being a faggy little ERP centered around his shitty fetish fursona and spams the thread with contentless posts about Slaanesh regardless of the actual thread topic
>his smut is auctualy good
Wrong again chief, the nigga is just a parasite that pesters and stalks drawfags until they draw his creepy fat fetish DONUT STEEL fursona. And his only two attempts at writing his own smut were so fucking abysmal that it made people with english as a second language look like motherfucking Shakespeare.

>> No.39360081

>>39359550

>> No.39360146

>>39359550
Isn't she a pariah? But she's going to get doubled teamed by that one old coot and his bro. Never once has a friendship been so long.
>>39359729
That tau is a Callidus. Tau can't have tits that big unless it's in their amines.

>> No.39360195

>>39360081
Yes, because it's totally not embarrassing that a lesser race skub quest MC took your eye.

With a knife.

>> No.39360211

>>39360195
I actually like Xeno, I just like how much it looks like Lolcron is avin imself a roight giggle in these images

>> No.39360628

>>39360051

So long as it is just him and it doesn't devolve into copycat faggots who turn the place into a shithouse, I really don't mind that much.

>> No.39360644

It really chaps my ass that ND shows up in every single Xeno thread to derail it.

>> No.39360653

>this abomination of a thread still lives
Would it be too much to ask that waifufaggotry be made a bannable offence?

>> No.39360769

>>39359067
No, he isn't. That's just dumb.

Nurgle is the god of despair and accepting the Status Quo. Tzeentch is the god of Hope and toppling the Status Quo. Hope and ambition is required to cast down stability for the sake of Chaos which as we all know is a ladder for the strong and cunning.

Seriously, the gods are well explained. If you have a hard time to get them, then the fault is with you,

>> No.39360971

>>39360653
It's okay to not have a waifu friend. Sometimes it takes a while to find the one you were made for. But it will happen. Just don't give up hope.

>> No.39361085

>>39360971
Listen, you retarded inbred manchild. I lose nothing by switching between imaginary women in my fantasies, and I lose variety and gain nothing by being exclusive to one. There is no legitimate reason to be committed to a woman who does not exist in realspace.

>> No.39361199

>>39345858
>>39348088
Khornate sorcerer?

>> No.39362004

>>39360644
>It really chaps my ass that ND shows up in every single thread to derail it.
FTFY

>> No.39362088

>>39362004
Yeah, but Xeno threads in particular. I like Xeno threads.

>> No.39362096

>>39362088

>> No.39362196

>>39362096
You're on the 40K and DnD board, taste is nonexistent board-wide

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