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>Every edition gets the fanbase it deserves

>> No.39238484

But every fan base is terrible.

>> No.39238495

So when is this mythical all female fanbase going to happen, because it certainly didn't happen with 5e.

>> No.39238501

>>39238484
So is every edition.

I was going to ask what OP's point was, but I guess you answered that.

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>>39238475
Not true for some editions, but true for most, I guess. It's really more on interpretation than anything.

Or are you saying there's something to do with your -

...oh. This is just pic related, isn't it?

>> No.39238530
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39238530

Finally I can play AD&D with people who have read and understand the rule book.

>> No.39238566

>>39238530
>girls read and understand rulebooks

No.

>> No.39238606

>>39238475

Ugly nigger chicks?

Not really what i've seen with 5th edition.

>> No.39238622

>>39238475
What kind of creature is that in the top left?

>> No.39238652

>>39238606
M8, those character sheets are 4th edition and the fact they have a grid with tokens also implies 4th. Sure nothing stopping you using a grid in 5th, but it's necessary in 4th.

>> No.39238666

>>39238484

This.

>>39238495

No, but the number of females DID increaes thanks to several Big Bang Theory episodes featuring D&D and a large number of hipster cunts coming with their skinny cuck boyfriends to play "ironically."

We do not need this cancer in our hobby. Especially when all the profits are going at 150 per pump of semen into the welcoming mouth of Kike Mearls, the man who betrayed us all.

>>39238530

How the hell did you get THAT from OP's post?

>>39238566

Some do. It's the third-wave-Big-Bang-Theory-SJW-Penny-Gamer-Gate-Gawker-CNN-hipster-coffee-flannel horde whores who fuck it up. And their male counterparts. Hoenstly, it's not even about their gender. It's just about them coming in with completely insincere motives for playing the game. And then repetedly desonstrating those morals throughout "play" (in quotes because these fucks don't even play the game right, at best they treat it like a fucking TES vidya, or Ass Creed, or GTA 5)

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>>39238666

>> No.39238733

>>39238652

> girls playing 4th edition

Actually 4th edition is just as colorful and appealing to the average normfag. Except at least it had enough rules to keep the casuals out.

>> No.39238737

>>39238666
>We do not need this cancer in our hobby
You can just turn them down when they try to join your group.

>the man who betrayed us all
Not all of us play D&D or take design decisions this personally.

>> No.39238812

Reminder that virtualoptim is a cancerous trip-using troll and baiter and you should hide every post he makes.

>> No.39238819

>>39238666
>Kike Mearls
I don't really care about D&D past Advanced but the whole "inclusive and diverse" part of 5E with every other character example being a special snowflake race, tranny or a black woman with dreads in the PHB was enough for me to give up on anything of worth coming out of that lot.

>> No.39238826
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Then be the DM they need.

>> No.39238832

>>39238666

Wait, but I'm a coffee drinking hipster and I play these games because I enjoy them. Do I not exist?

>> No.39238843

>>39238733
That doesn't change the fact that in the picture they are using 4th edition character sheets. I don't really understand the point you are trying to make, also 4th edition was casual as all hell and was quite popular with WoW type players.

>> No.39238844

>>39238819
>part of 5E with every other character example being a special snowflake race, tranny or a black woman with dreads in the PHB
>5e
Don't you mean "Pathfinder"?

>> No.39238851

>>39238475
I'll be enjoying playing D&D (and other RPGs) with my group of 6 all-white men until I or they die.

Everybody else can do whatever the fuck they want, I don't care.

>> No.39238861

>>39238819
You sound exactly as bad as someone who did the same because the book didn't have enough minorities/women.

>> No.39238867
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>>39238737
>You can just turn them down when they try to join your group.

You can TRY, but it rarely works. Because then the option is to stop playing at all, basically.

Pic related is currently happening to D&D. And honestly even 4th edition didn't attract nearly as many low-effort, casual, scum of the earth new-fags to the game as the current edition is. And that's what really pisses me off. They are learning retarded, non-sensical rules meant to cater to a casual fanbase, which is not what D&D is about. Go play fucking Lasers and Feelings because that is about the extent of the intelligence that went into the 5e rules. Proficiency and advantage were both decent ideas that got applied on like whitewash because the design team had ZERO other good ideas so they used them everywhere. Which might look like a unified mechanic but advantage is NOT a good unified mechanic, it's best used for something like invisibility or sneak attack or shit. Not for EVERY SINGLE TIME WHEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A SITUATIONAL ADVANTAGE. IT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING STACK.

Was adding a +2 for flanking now and then, or getting combat advantage for +2 to hit in 4th, REALLY SO BAD?

I fucking hate you idiots who FETISHIZE simplicity. Simplicity is NOT the goal, ELEGANCE is. You create something that can SUPPORT INTELLIGENCE, and when you cannot stack multiple advantages, it STOPS MAKING SENSE. Goddamn at least let me roll THREE dice and take the best? But no, that fucks and ALREADY FRAGILE AS FUCK mechanic into oblivion.

I understand that situational bonuses went up the ass in previous editions, but REDUCING THEIR NUMBER is what you do, not eliminating the mfor somethin that is EVEN WORSE and attracts CASUALS to teh hobby!!!!

God fucking DAMN it.

That is the ENTIRE WOTC design philosophy. A good idea didn't work before? THROW IT OUT! DONT TRY TO IMPROVE IT! AFTER ALL, ITS NOT LIKE WE"RE TRYING TO DESIGN AN INNOVATIVE AND FUN GAME HERE!

D&D is LITERALLY pleb-tier shit now.

>> No.39238882

>>39238843
>I don't really understand the point you are trying to make
See >>39238812

>> No.39238884

>>39238844
I generally ignore Paizo as a matter of course even before american tranny non-"issues" started being pushed.
"3.5E but with more of the wrinkles you love" doesn't exactly sell you on a company when you didn't like the system in the first place.

>> No.39238888

>>39238475
What the fuck...what is that monster in the top left with the hairy arms? It's skin is the color of my shit..

>> No.39238900

>>39238884
Well just so you know, I'm no expert on trannyspotting but I didn't see any in the PHB and dreadlocks-fighter is clearly a dude.

>> No.39238907

>everything sucks

>> No.39238922

>>39238861
>You sound exactly as bad as someone who did the same because the book didn't have enough minorities/women.
That's fine either way. I know what I like in gaming and I won't be wasting my time and money on upper-class white American women and their whipped SO's twaddle.

>> No.39238930

>>39238844
5E literally has futanari elves as canonical in the Realms, whose bodies are divine gifts from their god(dess) that is also a futa.

>> No.39238936

>>39238652
Um, no. The layout of the book is pretty clearly 5e. Also
>doesn't need the grid
>measures everything in 5ft increments

>> No.39238941

>>39238812

Reminder your post is a pointless ad hom because you have no other weapon against me.

>>39238819

Actually the special snowflake shit came mostly from Pathfinder and 3.5. I liked all the different races but the result was people playing 9 different races of half-demon sperg lords and fucking things up. I didn't run into this problem for about 2 years until I played 3.5 with actual 3.5fags, the kind that /tg/ complains about. Then suddenly I understood....

>>39238832

You exist, but you're still a cunt. When did you start playing D&D?

>>39238843

Okay, fair enough. But there are different shades of casuals and you cannot die that it's getting worse.

4e actually could have been fun with fewer powers and more unique ones, and fewer hit points. Then it would have just been a more cleaned up version of pathfinder.

>>39238851

Good for you.

>>39238861

Except THOSE people were OUTSIDERS shoving their welfare-supported clits into a hobby to which they DO NOT belong, and Cuck Mearls took in the ass from them until they eflt they had properly "womanized" D&D.

>> No.39238948

>>39238900
The only tranny thing I saw was that one blurb on gender that mentioned Corellon Larethian, who I'm reasonably sure has been gender-ambiguous since at least 2e.

I also found the lack of boobplate and boobwindows in clothes to be a refreshing change in the art. The occasional Frank Frazetta or Boris Vallejo is still nice to have once in a while, though.

>> No.39238961

>>39238930
Prove it you gigantic faggot.

>> No.39238969

>>39238941
>Except THOSE people were OUTSIDERS shoving their welfare-supported clits into a hobby to which they DO NOT belong, and Cuck Mearls took in the ass from them until they eflt they had properly "womanized" D&D.
Holy shit are you a real person

>> No.39238973

>>39238930
Show me the page, because I didn't see it in the dozens of times I've read the books. And no, don't show me the page about Corellion being of an undeterminable gender or shit like that, because not only has that been a case since long before 5e but it's distinctly different from futa.

>> No.39238979

>>39238867

D&D always was pleb-tier, bro. It's the intro game, the one you play because it's famous and you just read Lord of The Rings but you see it's full of awful flaws and you try something else to see if it's better (which it usually is).

D&D's main merit is that people have kind of heard of it.

>> No.39238981

>>39238961
Seconding this, I'd like to know as well, for non-masturbatory purposes.

>> No.39238983

>>39238882

> Hello? Ad hominem department? Yeah there's some guy who can't get over the fact that a poster is using a perfectly valid feature of a website. Yeah. And he thinks that is a valid rebuttal to his points. Yeah. Okay thanks, bye.

>>39238888

> dat arm hair.

>>39238843
see
>>39238936

But hoenstly I understand your confusion because I can barely tell what the fuck they are supposed to be playing anyway. Proving my point that they aren't even real D&D players who made the comic, just idiots who live in a fantasy world where girls play D&D like in BBT.

>> No.39238984

>>39238948
Corellon had always been male anon, in some settings he had a wife and children with the same.

>> No.39238987

>>39238652
Those sheets look nothing like a 4E sheet. For one, it lists AC out on its own with one other stat that I would assume to be BAB. Especially since 3.5's three Save stats are given room beneath it, with room for the Total = Base + Mod boxes that are actually a part of the sheet. That and the massive skill section pretty handily states rather than implies that they are playing 3.5

Which is, indeed, for hairy nigger women.

>> No.39239010

>>39238867
Holy shit, man... Calm the fuck down and just keep playing the edition you like/tolerate/dislike the least/whatever.

>> No.39239016

virtualoptim: one man's brave struggle to ascend the heights of Jim Profit

>> No.39239017

>>39238900
The quote is about Paizo and they did start pushing tranny stuff in their adventure paths if I recall correctly.

>> No.39239020

>>39238984
It wouldn't be the first time a god was 2 contradictory things at the same time.

>> No.39239022

>>39239010
He can't calm down - someone somewhere is playing the wrong edition, having the wrong kind of fun.

>> No.39239024
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>>39238969

>Holy shit are you a real person

.... Yes, yes I am. Are we reduced to stating the obvious here, or can we move on.

>>39238979

To be honest, there is some merit to D&D, as D&D. Yeah Armor Class and Hit Points might be semi-shit mechanics (thought at least they get DR out of the way like GURPS) but they are what makes the game the game.

That's the real problem with D&D lately.

It is losing it's identity from the first editions and now it has gone full spastic, and can't decide if it wants to be a some weird DoTA clone, or a board game, or some weird entry-level money-sink. It's using its brand recognition like a screaming child in its death throes, where honestly if the child just died quietly it'd be a lot less embarrassing for everyone around it.

>> No.39239030

>>39238961
>>39238973
Page 121.

"The elf god Corellon Larethian is often seen as androgynous or hermaphroditic, for example, and some elves in the multiverse are made in Corellon's image."

And no, Corellon has always been a male and has even often been shown with a wife and children.

>> No.39239040

What is it with white Americans and ethnic masochism?
Do some of you just get off to the idea of displacing white people in the hobbies primarily aimed at them?

>> No.39239042

>>39239020
He has always been pretty clearly male though.

Changing him to gender ambiguous doesn't bug me, but pretending it was always so seems dumb.

>> No.39239049

>>39239030
Androgynous or hermaphroditic=/= futa.

>> No.39239052

>>39239042
Not gender ambiguous, full blown hermaphrodite.

>> No.39239054

1e : Who the fuck are you?

2e: Either "I'm old as fuck" or "I played Nethack+BG+BG2+NWN+PS:T...etc."

3.5: You were born in the eighties or you just like flavor

Pathfinder: You liked 3.5, but you also like balance. You still think PF has its own flaws, but you play it anyways.

4e: You were born in the nineties or you just like streamlined combat

5e: Tentative D&D veterans trying out the new game or people trying D&D ironically

>> No.39239058

>>39238666
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.39239064

>>39239016

Who the fuck is Jim Profit?

>>39239010

I will, but it saddens me that I will not be able to find new players anymore, due to hte process described in that picture I posted above.

Which, judging by the number of girls at the recent FNM I attended, it happening to magic too.

>>39238987

There is no way that those books are 3.5. The sheets might be (the skill matrix is the main clue) but nothing else is.

Who the fuck even made this comic? I'm gonna reverse search and report back in a few minutes.

>> No.39239069

>>39239030
Hold up, so the game makes it pretty explicit that there are hermaphroditic elves.

This is funny.
I am amused.

>> No.39239072

>>39239022
Everyone plays the wrong edition only makes him stronger. This is his paradox, and his curse.

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>>39239030
>The elf god Corellon Larethian is often seen as androgynous or hermaphroditic

we vivec now

>> No.39239081

>>39238936
>>39238936
I think it's more likely the artist has no idea about DnD as those character sheets are hybrid 3rd/4th (There isn't a single 5th edition char sheet on google that looks even close to that.) Also 4th edition also uses a half-picture half-info page as the class introduction page, they just cut a line through the middle.
>>39238983
Yes, 99% chance that tumblrite has very little actual experience with DnD, they might have played 4th for like 2 weeks and then looked at the 5th edition book to draw this.

>> No.39239087
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>>39239054
>you just like flavor
>you like balance
TOPKEK

>>39239069
>>39239073
Gotta pander to the mentally ill if you want to sell books these days, it seems.

>> No.39239089

>>39239064
http://theormessociety.com/post/115477650603/agentsoftherealm-o-sunday-march-29-2015-o-o

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>> No.39239090

>>39239040
Yep. It's a big worldwide mystic cult conspiracy, like the Freemasons or that shit in Eyes Wide Shut.

I literally meet up with my local group of White-Pusher-Outers every Tuesday night and plot how to push more white people out of their hobbies.

>> No.39239091

>>39239042
>changing
>Corellon is considered to be foremost among the Seldarine. His consort is Sehanine Moonbow. Some myths claim that Corellon gave birth to the rest of his pantheon in his female aspect, while others claim that he fathered them with Sehanine Moonbow. He raised Ye'Cind to the status of demigod by infusing him with a spark of his own power.
Suck a cock.

>> No.39239101

>>39238941

>when did you start playing d&d
First year of uni so nearly ten years ago. Though I sort of transitioned into it through miniature wargames. 3.5, wasn't great. Round about the same time someone got me into Mutants and Masterminds and I realized the problem was system, not hobby. I felt D&D was about trying to strangle fun out of the system instead of the system enabling and encouraging fun. I still played D&D of various editions if it was the only thing going but I started dabbling in different systems to find ones that worked better for me and my friends. I GMS more than I play these days and have begun homebrewing my own game system.

Most of it is done in coffee shops while wearing flannel shirts.

>> No.39239103

>>39239054

>You liked 3.5, but you also like balance

Dude. I like Pathfinder. But no.

Otherwise, your picture is pretty accurate. Though I was born in the (early) nineties and I started with AD&D and later 3.5. 4th didn't happen for me til a couple years ago.

I hated it, but it's not as bad as 5th.

>> No.39239106

>>39239054
>Pathfinder: You liked 3.5, but you also like balance.
seriously nigga

>4e
>streamlined combat

>> No.39239119

>>39239091
>Some myths claim that Corellon gave birth to the rest of his pantheon in his female aspect, while others claim that he fathered them with Sehanine Moonbow.
Why couldn't he have mothered them with Sehanine Moonbow in his female aspect?

>> No.39239128

>>39239089
>You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

I'm in tears.

Not from butthurt over your insult, from laughter that you typed that out thinking it was going to be insulting.

>>39239101

Jesus christ you sound like an enormous faggot

Also

> mutants and masterminds

Confirmed hipster. I bet you like superhero comic books for the wish fulfillment.

>> No.39239129

>>39239054
>Pathfinder
>Balance

Heh
Heheh

>>39239106
4e has streamlined combat, it is much simpler, much more elegant, and if you don't think so then you're just fucking wrong.

>> No.39239134

>>39239119
Many are the mysteries of the creation deities.

>> No.39239136
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>>39239016

>> No.39239147

>>39239103
>virtualoptim is younger than you

>> No.39239156

>>39239089

> The Ormes Society, named after the legendary pioneering cartoonist of color Jackie Ormes, is an organization dedicated to supporting black female comic creators and promoting the inclusion of black women in the comics industry.

How am I not surprised?

>>39239129

> streamlined

> I deal 1d8 damage plus 5 ongoing save ends plus I shift 3 squares then move 2 more.

Okay.

>> No.39239160

>>39239128

I apologise if my enjoyment offends you.

>> No.39239168

>>39239106

It was briefly more balanced. Then the second core book came out, and it fell into the exact same problem.

Well except for rogue. that was always worthless.

>> No.39239174

>>39239156
>Uses ongoing effects and multiple effects as a point against 4e compared to other editions.

No anon.
You're just wrong.

Further, I'm fairly sure no ability shifts, gives an ongoing effects, moves you, and also deals damage.

>> No.39239176

>>39239090
You do realize that you just confirm that it's intentional on your part when you drag out old leftist clichés like "lol conspiracy theorists" in response, right?

>> No.39239178

>>39238475
You know, if you changed all the players in that pick to men, it would seem like a normal nerdy DnD group

>Wierd, overweight, hairy neckbeard with hygene issues too focused on minmaxing to pay attention to what going on
>autistic minority taking advantage of everyones momentary distraction to cheat by repositioning some minis
>pale as fuck ginger who looks like they havent left the house in 4 weeks
>the ADHD friend who has yet again become distracted for the 8th time tonite by a drawing of an attrative member of the opposite sex in the players handbook. must show ginger friend, halting game AGAIN
>egotistical, self obsessed DM with a 'cute' anime Dm screen and a new haircut inspired by their lastest anime obsession taking a moment to enjoy their DMPC's 8th 'crit' of the night

>> No.39239182

>>39239136

It's true. I do not regret a single thing that I said there.

>> No.39239184

>>39239147
>virtualoptim is more or less the same age as you
I feel so ashamed to be in his generation.

>> No.39239185

>>39239129
I'd say 4e has more streamlined class abilities, but the actual combat is more involved and complex (and enjoyable).

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>>39239030
He can appear as either sex.

Source:
http://archmagev.com/2nd_Ed/TSR%209585%20-%20Demihuman%20Deities.pdf

>> No.39239199

>>39239184
I don't, it's a pretty major feelgood thing really. Like I mean you have do/have some shitty things in your life but you aren't virtualoptim so overall, you're coming out a winner right?

>> No.39239203

>>39239128

To be fair, M&M 2e does pretty much do heroic fantasy better than D&D. Plus more modularity, options, build etc. I would even go so far as to resort to taboo and call it "fun", but I know how much virtualoptim hates people having fun.

>> No.39239206

While it is partially true that every edition gets the fanbase it deserves, I don't think it is entirely true. After all, marketing and the economy also play a big part.

>> No.39239213

>>39239168
No it wasn't, all they did in the first book was buff casters.
CASTERS.

>> No.39239221

>>39239176
For sure, anon. Try to take it easy out there, ok?

>> No.39239226

>>39239203
its true, Mazes and Monster is a far out game

>> No.39239235

>>39239030
>And no, Corellon has always been a male

Even in 1E it said he appeared as a beautiful woman from time to time. You're wrong as fuck.

>> No.39239237

>>39239160

Not really offends, just makes me laugh because of how clearly I can visualize you.

Please tell me you weight less than 150 pounds. It'd make my fucking day.

>>39239174

No, but 4e took what was spice in 3.5 and made it the norm. So we can all keep track of 10 ongoing damage a round save ends.

Honestly so many of the effects played like a vidya, it just wasn't fun.

I will give you, however, the point that AC scaling with level was a good idea. It should have been less in my opinion, but it was still a good idea.

A merging of 3.5 and 4th would have been perfect. But WoTC preferred to make something so basic and pleb-tier that the only players are dried out AD&D fags who don't want to play Dungeon World anymore, or newfags who won't even put effort into reading the rules.

>> No.39239249

>>39239178
Cannot unsee

>> No.39239257

But vidya is fun, Mr. Optim.

>> No.39239262

>>39239188
A god of elves being able to take the form of either a female or a male elf is not the same thing as prancing about the forest as a hermaphrodite and leading to the existence of actual elven hermaphrodites.

>> No.39239270

>>39239199

> Feeling good because, I've done some shit in my life, but at least I didn't say mean things to someone on an anonymous image board that no one takes seriously anyway.

Oh fuck I cringed. I bet you live the thug life bro. What "shitty things" have you done? Tripped your little brother so he dropped his ice cream?

>>39239203
see
>>39239226

>> No.39239272

>>39239221
I will now that I know Americans really do have it out for us whites. Gonna treat you like we do those african tribes who cut up albinos for their magic bodyparts. :^)

>> No.39239273

>Those two guys circlejerking over how shit virtualoptim is to make themselves feel better about their wrongness.

>> No.39239274

>>39239257
>casually throwing around buzzwords like it's an argument

>> No.39239287

>>39239235
>A merging of 3.5 and 4th would have been perfect.
>a merging of the worst D&D of all time and anything else would have been perfect
Okay, we get it, you're in denial about your own shit taste.

>> No.39239303

>>39239237

Ah, so what you're saying is you have no actual arguments with which to defend your positions, just playground mockery.

>> No.39239315

Anyone remember Infuriatingly Smug Wizard?

>> No.39239329

>>39239178

>autistic minority taking advantage of everyones momentary distraction to cheat by repositioning some minis
I dont know why, but that made me laugh

>> No.39239333

>>39239315
No. Tell us about it?

>> No.39239351

>>39239257

I did not say vidya was not fun. But vidya-saturated casuals who join the game and then ACT LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING is the definition of obnoxious cunt.

And honestly, saying out loud that your rogue is "Stealthing" means you need to get the fuck out of hte game. Especially when you try to walk right behind a guy thinking he can't hear you because it's a vidya.

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME

>> No.39239356

>>39239147
This does not shock me at all.
My only regret is that I can't filter him on my phone.

>> No.39239374

>>39239329
How do you feel about noticeably overweight but not quite obese black woman sobbing hysterically into an 18 piece bucket of KFC?

>> No.39239383

>>39239262

1E said he appeared as "both or neither", fuck off.

>> No.39239396

>>39239351
But my rogue is a shadow-magic user and 'stealths' by literally enveloping himself with sound-muffling, sight-obscuring shadows.

>>39239383
Prove it, cocksmear.

>> No.39239399

>>39239054
You're sound like a 4e player who's scared of 5e because it's killing your skirmish game.

>> No.39239402

>>39239374
Why is she sobbing? She has KFC AND she doesn't have to share

>> No.39239404

2e: You play with no one.

3.5: You play with oldfags and people who LARP.

4e: You play with videogamers.

5e: You play with the younger crowd + occasional SJW.


I don't even know the lesser of the many evils.

>> No.39239423

>>39239402
That's just it: she has no one to share ANYTHING with.

>> No.39239426

>>39239287

Did you mean to reply to me?

> you're in denial about your own shit taste.

At least my favorite editions got legacy reboots made from them.

>>39239303

What arguments? Are you the hipster coffee faggot? Son, I don't need a fuckign argument. I SEE proof of what I say on a DAILY basis. IDIOTS who come to D&D NEXT games not knowing SHIT about the rules, not doing SHIT for prep beforehand, or knowing how to make even a fucking roll.

THAT is what Next has created. And it has fouled up the community irreversibly.

So sorry, but even if you are a redeeming example, it doesn't change the 99% of other flannel-wearing cancer that deserve a second Holocaust.

>> No.39239429

>>39239396
>literally enveloping himself with sound-muffling, sight-obscuring shadows.
So the guard doesnt see you, he sees a strange, out of place, amorphous blob of pure shadow walking towards him.

ya thats not gonna set off any alarm bells...

>> No.39239439

>>39239429
>ya
yaaaaaaaaaaassss
yaaaas
yaaaaaaaaaaas

>> No.39239445

>>39239426
>still calling it Next

>> No.39239447

>>39239423
HA! Depression is an 18 piece bucket of laughs

>> No.39239451
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>Why don't more qt grills play RPGs?
>WotC is trying to attract more women? This is an outrage!

>Why can't I find a gaming group?
>DnD is becoming more popular? THE NORMIES ARE INVADING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Aren't grogs hilarious?

>> No.39239474

>>39239451
thankfully, they are a dying breed.

>> No.39239477

>>39239451
Shhhh.
Off to tumblr again.

>> No.39239479

>>39239404

2e: You play with no one.

3.5: You play with the younger crowd, weaboos and the occasional SJW.

4e: You play with videogamers.

5e: You play with people who are sick of 3.5

fixed it for you anon

>> No.39239482

>>39239399

> D&D is based off of a miniatures game called Chainmail

> Eighteen years later, people bitch that any of the rules involve miniatures / grid.

This is hilarious.

I played AD&D and we used graph paper to map the dungeon and old lead minis to show who was fighting who. It was amazingly grognardy experience. I miss that group....

But now, minis are evil! Because it's not like you can just not use them. Fuck, I even played my first 3.5 adventure with no miniatures. It went fine.

>>39239404

> 2e: You play with no one.

......

> 3.5: You play with oldfags and people who LARP.

Relatively accurate. I don't know if being 24 counts as "oldfag" but okay.

> 4e: You play with videogamers.

Aren't most D&D players videogamers?

> 5e: You play with the younger crowd + occasional SJW.

> Occasional
> Younger crowd

Okay what the fuck anon, have you been playing 5e or not?

>> No.39239498

>>39239426

Confirmed for being a hipster who doesn't actually play if you think "turning up to a game not knowing the rules" is NEW player behaviour.

>> No.39239515

>>39239479
>there are people who aren't sick of 3.5
>still
So that's where all the beaten housewives got to.

>> No.39239525

>>39239451
>Different people in the same hobby can not hold contradictory opinions.
Sure, okay.

>> No.39239532

>>39239479
>5e: You play with people who are sick of 3.5

Except exactly one of the people I've DMed for has been in Next because of 3.5. And he promptly quit D&D altogether after seeing how shitty Next was.

Anecdotal I know. But I think that says something.

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>>39239024
You stand with Rand, don't you Mr. Correct Fun?

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>>39239439
yyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>> No.39239542
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>> No.39239545

>>39239482
>Okay what the fuck anon, have you been playing 5e or not?
He's accusing it of being "SJW edition." Of course he hasn't

>> No.39239547

>>39239532
>still calling it Next
Are you CWC? Because if you're not you can certainly match him in autism.

>> No.39239553

>>39239451

I know, right?
>the mainstream loves nerd culture so they're trying to steal it from us by joining in!

It's something of an inevitable problem when you have your subculture defined by the experience of social exclusion - you can't handle INclusion because you think it's the opposite of normal.

>> No.39239560

>>39239532
>DnD Next
lol check out this faggot

>> No.39239568

>>39238948
>Corellon Larethian
By the Shevarash's Black Bow, I truly loathe WoTC for what they have done with the Tel'Seldarine.
At first they created Spellplague. They wiped away all three aspects of the Triune Goddess and moving all other lesser deities to demigod status. It absolutly ruined half of the spiritual value it has. Piror to that, Tel'Seldarine was used to make sence, to the point I actually consider starting to worship them IRL.
And now they made Corellon androgyne, to promote gender equality. Gender equality my ass! It was already male-female duaistic pantheon, but no, we don't care, we need to show everyone how open-minded we are.
I have to admit, this was the first time all that LGBT-gender-reated things actually hurt my religious feelings.

>> No.39239572

>>39239351
>Especially when you try to walk right behind a guy thinking he can't hear you because it's a vidya.
That's how percentile thief skills were originally meant to work, though.

>> No.39239583

>>39239040
Part of it is just grass-is-always-greener in action.
Or at least that's my best take on it.

For instance, White people and black music.
Or black people and white sports.
They want what the other has; all it has to be is fun looking.

>> No.39239586

>>39239545
B-but there's two paragraphs about sex and gender! The SJWs are invading our hobby!

>> No.39239588

>>39239568
>By the Shevarash's Black Bow, I truly loathe WoTC for what they have done with the Tel'Seldarine.
*tips fedor'a*

>> No.39239592

>>39239333

Well, back last year, A few weeks before 5e came out and for a while after it did, there was a guy who claimed to really like Fighters and martials, but that D&D Next had shat on them all over again. After a few threads, he took the name of "Effortlessly Superior and Infuriatingly Smug Wizard", and tried to demonstrate how his name was accurate by putting as much effort in it as he could, failing at his goal from the start.

Still, he was a persistent presence, and thank to a particular brand of circular reasoning and the fact that no one had access to the full game, he kept arguing and arguing, before disappearing without traces. Maybe he got tired, or was banned, or perhaps he just dropped his name. In any case, nowadays, few are the ones who remember this poster.

>> No.39239597

>>39239515
yup, and all the abused manlets. They gotta emulate Attack on Titan somehow, and 3.5 always seems like the best choice

>> No.39239616

>>39239515

Lamest strawman I have seen so far on this board. Are you writing a fanfiction about 3.5 players?

>>39239498

Not knowing ALL the rules is fine. Or even most of them.

Hell, not knowing ANY rules is fine.

But when people don't put effort into understand D&D how it is, and try to inject their own ideas of how it should be without even LOOKING at the way it is now, that's dumb as fuck. You don't join, for example, a Counterstrike LAN party group, and go, THIS GAME WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF IT HAD AIM DOWN SIGHTS without even understanding why the game is how it is.

That's a shit example, but you understand my point.

>> No.39239619

>>39239270
lol someone missed the Tom Hanks movie quote

>> No.39239641

>>39239178
This thread is pretty shit, but your post at least made me feel like it was worth coming here.

>> No.39239652

>>39239426
>What arguments? Are you the hipster coffee faggot? Son, I don't need a fuckign argument. I SEE proof of what I say on a DAILY basis. IDIOTS who come to D&D NEXT games not knowing SHIT about the rules, not doing SHIT for prep beforehand, or knowing how to make even a fucking roll.

Stop going to conventions/store events, bro'. As sad as it is, this kind of behavior is absolutely not restricted to D&D. Find yourself a group of decent people to play in meatspace with. It'll solve all of your problems.

>> No.39239657

>>39239616
>Hell, not knowing ANY rules is fine.
not when someone offers to teach them to you and you turn them down saying 'i'll just pick it up as i go'

Those people are horrible fucking cancer and need to die

>> No.39239665

>>39239553
>you have your subculture defined by the experience of social exclusion

Every subculture thrives on exclusion.
It's why specialized vocabularies and dress codes are created.

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>>39238867
That pic. This might be true for card games and things like DnD Encounters, where you generally meet in public or a game shop and don't relay have the option of excluding problematic people. Even the pic has the problem that as soon as the two dudes go back to playing by themselves they are back to there happy crappy two man meta.

But most DnD games I play are in private homes etc and it's generally easy enough restructure a group. End one game and start a new on with the players you want in it.

>> No.39239670

>>39239482
You really are quite the tryhard troll.
Thanks for using a trip, so I can filter you.

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>>39239641
lol ty.

I only came here for the laughs.

so much nerd rage over nothing

Well Baited OP

>> No.39239689

>>39238652
Too many skill for a 4e sheet.
The Non-AC Defenses weren't laid out like that.

Though, in fairness, I don't know of ANY edition that lays out the Abilities sideways rather than vertically, or uses 5 abilities instead of 6.

And the grid doesn't mean anything. Every edition could use a grid, and 3.X and 5e both improve with one, because everything's secretly made to fit a grid. 1" square = 5 feet. Why do you think every measurement in the game was divisible by 5? 4e was just the only one to say "fuck it, we all know what we mean, let's just be honest."

>>39238812
I'm so happy to know he's viewed that way by others.

I thought I might be overreacting when he was the first poster I ever reported in 8 years of /tg/.

Even Touhoufag at least CONTRIBUTED.

>> No.39239690

>>39239482
> 4e: You play with videogamers.
>Aren't most D&D players videogamers?

No. Holy shit, no! The majority of "oldtimers" hate and shit on so called "RPG's" in video games because the computer is so limited.

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>this thread

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>that hambest with the hairy arm

Absolutely revolting

>> No.39239699

>>39238979
>D&D always was pleb-tier, bro.
Maybe since 2e, but certainly not always.

>> No.39239703

>>39239616

Wait, so now it's not the thing you just said but something else.. I think you need to take a step back, maybe go for a walk and have a nice long think about what you actually think and want to say.

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>>39239586
But anon...

We've been here the whole time!

>> No.39239711

>>39238606
There is a token white girl, although she will have to play necromancer to keep up with the diversity.

>> No.39239718

>>39238475
>arm hair
literally worse than neckbeard

>> No.39239724

>>39239697
She is the table's resident neckbeard

see >>39239178

>>39239696
>not reveling in halarious, easily-baited nerdrage

>> No.39239726

>>39239533

You're actually no longer making sense. If you want to clarify the obscure references you're making to god-forsaken webcomics on some forgotten Https server in new jersey, fine.

But until then, stop expecting your oh-so-cool posts to have any impact on someone who has better things to do than read your shitty webcomics.

>>39239542

Please tell me this isn't real.

>>39239545

Except it is. The two paragraphs are indicative of much more, of that Mary Sue interview, of the whole drama with equal numbers of niggers and crackers in the fucking Monster Manual.

If you missed that drama, thank god. But if so, don't try to participate in a conversation where you are not FULLY INFORMED.

>>39239547
>>39239560

I have no idea who CWC is and I fail to see why calling it "D&D Next" gets jimmies rustled every time I say it. It's a lot more memorable of a name than "5th edition."

AD&D gets called "2e" despite there being multiple editions of AD&D before even reaching 3.5.

3.5 gets referred to as "3.x/pf" like it's a goddamn algebra equation.

Get over yourselves, 5fags.

>> No.39239735

>>39239553
I just don't get it. By looking down on and trying to marginalize everyone who isn't EXACTLY like them, they're no better than the jocks that bullied them in high school, save for the fact that most of them are adults, while the dudebros tend to stop acting like that when they reach the real world and discover that doing keg stands aren't a marketable skill.

>>39239699
You're right, anon. 2e was shit tier

>> No.39239736

>>39238867
every time i see that pic, all it looks like is stupid assholes not being able to handle new people having fun.

>> No.39239738

>>39239482
>Okay what the fuck anon, have you been playing 5e or not?

I'm just joking around. I knew plenty of the oldguard who switched from 3.5 to 4e back when 4e was the new edition just because they'd have a large enough base of people to play it with. I assume the same is true of 5e; I just haven't been to a public event for a long time, I've just been wrapping up a year-and-a-half campaign of 4e on maptools.

>> No.39239739

>>39239592
I remember him, anon.

I didn't actually care too much, though he did have some relatively useful graphs.
I liked that nameless anon who calculated how much of the general NPC population of the world would be each class. He was nice, and made cool things.

>> No.39239744

>>39239665

Sure, but theres a difference between 'acceptable' subcultures like sports fandoms, which aren't exclusion-based and then nerd culture, which is based heavily around people who have experienced of BEING socially excluded as band together to belong to SOMETHING.

>> No.39239745

>>39239718
I have yet so see a neckbeard that lacks armhair

Now THAT would be a terrifying sight

He shaves his legs too
The hair gets caught in his fur-suit

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>>39239708
>Gif of Shatner
Fitting since he was being harassed for being white and male just a day ago and then for claiming "reverse racism exists" when he called them out on their racism.

>> No.39239751

>>39239396
>Prove it

How exactly do you want me to prove it? 1E Deities & Demigods is worth its weight in gold, there are no PDFs.
But here, an analysis of it is given in this old forum.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/60/280295.page
> Now the elfs, the elfs get 7' tall elf with a sword and a bow who's a multi-classed Fighter/Magic User. Any shocks yet? Well how about this? It seems Corellon Larethian swings both ways, able to appear as male, female, both or neither, making Corellon the most LGBT-friendly deity ever! How's that?

>> No.39239754

>>39239128
>Confirmed hipster

230 lb. neckbeard here.

M&M is awesome, go fuck a linoleum knife.

>> No.39239762

>>39239553

It's something of an inevitable problem when you have your subculture defined by the experience of social exclusion - you can't handle INclusion because you think it's the opposite of normal.

You're actually 100% right. We never asked for these fucktards to invade our lives.

>>39239572

And still do. But most players at least act somewhat intelligently, like actually trying to hide in shadows. Not expecting to do 80 parkour take downs per minute like you're roofsurfing in Ass Creed.

I've only watched like 10 minutes of that game ever because one of my fag friends is into it, but I get the general idea.

>>39239586

Two paragraphs that are indificative of an entire battle that Cuck Mearls surrendered at instantly because he's a cuck who can't stand his shitty overpriced game losing any more profits.

That's what he gets for exposing himself to SJW mainstream BBT good morning america shills.

>> No.39239768

>>39238475
>DM too absorbed to notice the players aren't listening
>neckbeard too busy going over character sheet to listen
>chaotic randumb "rolling to see if i fuck the goat xD"
>two closest to normal friends looking up unrelated bullshit

it's like every group i've ever played with

>> No.39239779

>>39239751
>there are no PDFs.
There are, including the ones with Cthulhu and Elric still in them.

>> No.39239800

>>39239736
I'll say it might be useful for discussing the evolution of a gaming GROUP, where, say, you and your friends start a game, but one guy misses a lot of sessions, so you get a guy you don't know as well as the filler ("brown"), and it unfolds from there.

But for a game system as a whole, I agree. Women joining your game is not a goddamn scourge. Heck, some of my better players are women, because they don't turn everything into a dick-measuring contest.

>> No.39239817

>>39238666
Oooooooh, THAT'S why you shit up 5e threads. You're from /pol/ and took offense at the literal one paragraph saying you can make your character whatever.

Got it.

>> No.39239822

>>39239726

>3.5 gets referred to as "3.x/pf" like it's a goddamn algebra equation.
cuz its refering to 2 games that are basically clones of eachother, 3.5 and Pathfinder, that have identical fanbases

> I fail to see why calling it "D&D Next" gets jimmies rustled
cuz its a stupid name and makes you sound like a retard when every single other person involved in ttrpgs calls it 5e

its like people who insist on using a italian accent when ordering italian food 'cuz its Italian, resepct the culture guys'

No Clark, little ceasers pizza is not italian, you are just a racist

>> No.39239823

>>39239800
>because they don't turn everything into a dick-measuring contest.
Bet they turn everything into an emotional attention-whoring competition instead.

>> No.39239824

>>39239619

I don't watch many Tom Hanks movies. Clearly you're a casual 5fag.

>>39239652

Well I work at the store, so that's not likely to happen. Not giving up on my dream job for a fad that will one day pass like a cucumber salad through a 58-year-old man's colon.

>>39239657

They do this, as well.

"I'll pick it up as I go." = ignorant, condescending newfag shit I see on a daily basis.

>>39239668
>But most DnD games I play are in private homes etc and it's generally easy enough restructure a group.

Do you actually think that changes anything? Either you have a strict rule of "no inviting new people" or you live in RPG paradise, because this has happened to 3 of the 4 "private" groups i've belonged to i my life.

>>39239690

RPG vidyas are still fun, though. I enjoyed Eschalon. You lose the creativity but you gain pretty sound effects.

I prefer tabletop but when i'm alone and want to fight monsters and buy magic swords, I still like them a little.

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39239838

As much as threads like this annoy me and 'muh sjw' boogyman annoys me, there is simply too much present for me not to believe that traditional white-male hobbies are attempting to be dismantled or invaded.

There is nobody to agree with anymore.

>> No.39239839

>>39239768
But anon, they're WOMEN! How are you not quaking in your boots at the idea of our hobby no longer being a sausage fest? Aren't you worried they won't laugh when you tell every female NPC to make you a sandwich?

>> No.39239853

>>39239768

see >>39239178

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>>39239824
>Plays DnD
>Never heard of Mazes and Monsters
>I am the Casual

>> No.39239878

>>39239735
>You're right, anon. 2e was shit tier
I think you're probably trying to be provocative because you think I meant "editions after 2e" but I meant "since 2e came out". 2e has its good points over previous stuff, but it really didn't innovate that much and so stayed rooted in the past. Meanwhile, the rest of the RPG market was moving forward and alternatives to D&D (like WoD) were becoming more popular. So you ended up with a higher proportion of roll-players, and folks of otherwise limited ability in the D&D crowd.

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>>39239779

FINE, making me put in work for this shit, god damn

>> No.39239893

>>39239736
Some people have fun and invite others to have fun with them.

Some people have fun to the explicit exclusion of the fun of others.

That's the difference. The two "stupid assholes" invited other people into their clique to have fun with them. In the end the people who they invited turned around and invited other people, all of whom formed a new clique that the original players were left out of. No one really gave a shit if they were having fun anymore.

Point being all the people who didn't particularly care about the rules or the game to begin with could have just formed together independently instead of interloping on someone else's fun until it wasn't fun anymore.

>> No.39239896

>>39239824
I don't you like you.
A lot of people here seem to not like you.
I hope you have friends.

>> No.39239898

>>39239762

>We never asked these fucktards to invade our lives

See, this is what I mean by not quite grasping other people playing as a good thing; you're too wrapped up in your hipster mentality.

People are interested in the things you're interested in. That's not invasion. That's opportunity. Why not try and show people how the one true way to have fun works?

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>>39239824
>mfw someone has never heard of Mazes and Monsters

>> No.39239914

Do not reply to virtualoptim.

If you ignore him, he will die.

>> No.39239923

>>39239824
>RPG vidyas are still fun, though. I enjoyed Eschalon. You lose the creativity but you gain pretty sound effects.
>I prefer tabletop but when i'm alone and want to fight monsters and buy magic swords, I still like them a little.

Allow me to clarify. Ask the grogs whether they liked BG/Plansecape Torment, you'll most probably get an unanimous "YES!".

But, as WHAT they enjoyed about it, and you'll get a just as unanimous "The story. Fucking great story!". Ask what they disliked, and you'll get a "The mechanics/scripting. I wanted to do (thing) differently and stupid 'puter didn't let me."

In short, while they enjoy a video game, they consider them poor RPG's. There's barely any "role-playing" when you'e limited to three pre-scripted choices per situation.

>> No.39239945

>>39239697

She's preferrable to the pretty cunts currently invading D&D and fucking up the game.

>>39239703

I will go for a walk in a little while. The not-knowing-the-rules thing is more representative of an attitude, and I rephrased what I said to more clearly outline the attitude (which is the real problem, not just one or two of the symptoms).

Honestly, the real issue is how normal people act and behve. I don't like them and I don't want them in my game group with their dumbass references to popular shows / music. Does not belong in a D&D game.

>>39239736

.......

You COMPLETELY missed the point of that image. You're such a complete dumb-fuck I can't think of a reply.

There's nothing wrong with new people joining. There's just something wrong with a particular KIND of new person joining, and bringing along new idiots who start to transform the game into something else.

>>39239738

Except most of the hardcore 3.5fags refused to switch and made Pathfinder instead...

This is just me but I know zero people who switched to 4th from 3.5. In fact, my group switched BACK from 4e TO 3.5 about a year ago. The conversion actually went well, as hard as that is to believe. Except for having a party that is half tieflings. But whatever.

>>39239754

> 230 lb neckbeard

In flannel? Or am I talking to someone else now?

>>39239768

kek

>>39239817

Jesus christ.

You harping on about the "one paragraph" PROVES you don't know SHIT about what went on all around the 5e development. It got media attention, thus was subject to PC warriors, who promptly fucked it up

Do you not see? Normfags are going to get more and more into D&D and WARP it into what THEY WANT. It is not OUR HOBBY anymore. It is DYING all because a few fucktards thought that D&D has to work like goddamn Microsoft and shit out a new book every 4 years.

Ironically, it's the very thing that people thought would save the RPG industry, that will kill it.

>> No.39239947

>>39239909
I remember reading the book. I was tricked because it had this cool Vallejo knight on the cover (a pic I've seen countless other times later, must have been a stock photo). I was just a kid, barely into RPGs at the time, but I remember a distinct rustling of jimmies.

>> No.39239962

>>39239739

Infuriatingly Smug Wizard's graphs weren't really useful. Now, Chartanon was THE great guy for 5e's early number calculations.

>I liked that nameless anon who calculated how much of the general NPC population of the world would be each class. He was nice, and made cool things.

I don't really remember him, but I do recall him being nice. Though I didn't think his population/class calculations were right.

>> No.39239963

>>39239878
With that said, I think D&D *should* be designed as an entry-level game. That's what it is going to be regardless and it might as well be well-suited for its role. More people in the hobby is a good thing, and if you feel that the noobs and casuals are ruining everything, you should probably play a different game.

>> No.39239967

>>39238979
>D&D always was pleb-tier,
after the first edition, yes.

how it worked.
1-D&d is released and its the only rpg on the market.
2-very different people with alot of different views on what an rpg should be play the same game, after all its the only one that exist.
3-after some amount of time, some of those guys find some stuff they think that are big flaws
4-since the users have different views on what an rpg should be (yet, play the same game) what one consider an flaw other consider a good thing.
5-New edition is released.
6-A huge amount of those d&d players are still playing (and knowing) only d&d
7-They quickly jump into this new game expecting fixed for their flaws.
8-All those users quickly jumping into this game, bring new (to RPG) players this d&d new edition
9-as said before players of the step 7 have different views on what an rpg should be and yet play the same thing, some changes on the new edition will be an fix to some and will be a shit thing to others, some will say "why the hell they didnt fixed this (insert rule here)".
10-the new users of step 8 have different views on what an rpg should be and yet play the same game.
11-After some amount of time playing some of those players will find stuff on this edition they consider flaws.
12-What is a flaw to some is a very good thing to others and etc..., they have different opinions on what an rpg should be and yet play the same thing.
13-New edition is released
14-The story continue as it did before

>> No.39239970

>>39239914
There's a ethical dilemma; ignoring him may cause him to die yet he clearly is a cancerous mass of a human whose every waking moment is agony, based on his writing style. To ignore or not to ignore

>> No.39239993

>>39239886
Well there you have it. Since god-blooded individuals who resemble their creator have been canon in all editions, futanari elves are canon to every version of D&D. Hooray.

>> No.39240004

But an edition doesn't deserve anything.

Setting aside the concern of whether anyone can truly deserve anything in a universe without objective values (or least objective values we can perceive) the fact is that a game edition isn't a person, and is incapable of action or truly deserving anything. Further it can't appreciate anything, and so the question is moot.

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>>39239947
its a book/movie about how DnD is for satanists and turns you into a murderer

the film is so retarded it is halarious

Tom Hanks goes crazy, becomes convinced he is a Cleric and goes to new york to sling some clerical magic only to realise he forgot his spell component pouch, so he starts shanking dudes and looking for dragons in the subway

>Beware the sacrilege

>> No.39240013

>>39239945
>believing in normfags
How's the tinfoil

>> No.39240028

>>39239396
>Prove it, cocksmear.

>>39239886
Somebody just got smacked the fuck down.

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>>39239967
>What is a flaw to some is a very good thing to others

Quoted for truth. I wish more people would understand that, especially here on /tg/.

>> No.39240050

>>39239945
Why do you so much hate the concept of meeting new people? Do you not like the thought of making friends, or of exposing yourself to new ideas?

>> No.39240064

>>39239945
I'm pretty sure virtualoptim is just a self-hating women. The only evidence I'll accept that she's not is a time-stamped picture of her cock.

>> No.39240086

>>39239822

Except I'm not saying "5e" in an accent, I'm using a name that was used by the DEVS and is a perfectly legitimate way to refer to the game.

So your analogy is wrong and you have no real argument. Because Next is the same game as 5e (basically), just like 3.5 and PF are basically the same game. So I see no problems.


My real question is why you get so MAD over it being called Next? Is it because it doesn't accept 5e as anything but a puppet cancer in a rapidly dying WoTC that has been infected by the parasite that is Hasrbo and Kike Mearls?

>>39239838

There are people to agree with, but none of them are on /tg/ and none of them play 5th edition.

>>39239839

There's nothing wrong with women in RPGs. There's not even anything wrong with attractive women in RPGs. There IS, however, something wrong with norm-fag hipster women in RPGs.

>>39239874

Whatever. I'm the casual for not seeing a particular D&D movie.

>>39239896
>I don't you like you.

Can you even type?

> A lot of people here seem to not like you.

No shit. A lot of people didn't like Al Gore either.

>>39239896

>I hope you have friends.

Of course I do. You kind of need friends to play RPGs. And obviously I don't spout this shit in real life. I know a lot of people think that the way you act in real life and online life are inextricably related, but that is laughably false. I'm sure you say things no this board that you'd never say to your mother, anon. Everyone wears a different mask depending on who they are intereacting with. At least to a small degree.

>>39239898
>People are interested in the things you're interested in. That's not invasion. That's opportunity. Why not try and show people how the one true way to have fun works?

That would be fine if they had an open mind or were even acceptable people. But they are literally unacceptable people. They do not have the life experience or mindset necessary to play a roleplaying game.

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>>39238475
Well done OP, this is the most halarious thread on /tg/ right now

>> No.39240106

>>39240086
https://youtu.be/dFKylgGk73I

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>>39239886

Thank you, anon.

>> No.39240114

>>39239923


>>39239923

I completely agree. Role playing Games is a misnomer for computer games. Although I guess you are still technically "playing a role"

>>39239967

Except i play D&D 3.5, AD&D, and Savage Worlds and enjoy them all equally.

Every RPG has flaws. That's why we play multiple RPGs.

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>>39240109

>> No.39240134

>>39239963
>More people in the hobby is a good thing

Citation needed.

I'm serious, I want an explanation there.

>>39240008

That's probably why I didn't watch it.

Also nice shifted trips.

>> No.39240135

>>39239839
I can tell you why: Because I pretend to be a woman online. This includes the political intrigue infiltrating women-only cliques has, and the shit required.

It's not about knowing how women think, it's about knowing how they understand. It's the ultimate in roleplaying. There are no written rules, only your skill.

Also I can see through their shit and nothing annoys women more than not giving them attention.

>> No.39240151

>>39240086
>Kike Mearls

Fucking hell
why

>> No.39240163

>>39240086
>Whatever. I'm the casual for not seeing a particular D&D movie.

I think you mean THE DnD movie

Not knowing mazes and Monsters is like not knowing what Krynn is, or Greyhawk, or Planescape

>> No.39240166

>>39240086
>Except I'm not saying "5e" in an accent, I'm using a name that was used by the DEVS and is a perfectly legitimate way to refer to the game.
Do you call 4e "Orcus" since that was also a name used during development?

>> No.39240172

>>39239970
>yet he clearly is a cancerous mass of a human whose every waking moment is agony, based on his writing style.
He's clearly a troll who relies on shitposting for replies. Just ignore him

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>>39239886
Fukken told

>> No.39240177

>>39240134
Having a large base of players contributes to the survival of the hobby. It also means you can meet more people and make more friends.

>> No.39240185

>>39240013

How's the strawman?

You cannot deny there is a vast gulf of difference between those in the RPG community and "most people."

>>39240050

It depends on the people. Unlike most shameless desperate extroverts, I have standards for friends.

I also like exposing myself to new ideas. But I reserve the right to close myself off from them if they start to fuck up my life.

Please stop strawmanning, your idiotic generalizations prove you did not read any of my posts at all.

>>39240064

I'd seriously consider it were this not a work-safe board.

>>39240106

Thanks a lot. Please make a captioned gif next time so I can see your retarded image response right off the bat without having to open ayoutube link.

>>39240109

Nicely done, I fell for it.

>> No.39240187

>>39240134

More people in the hobby equals more money in the industry equals more quality products being manufactured.

You can argue about the artistic and social merits of introducing muggles but it's good business sense.

>> No.39240189

>>39240034

>A grenade might look like a weapon to some, but it could also look like a toy to others.

>> No.39240204

>>39240114
>Except i play D&D 3.5, AD&D, and Savage Worlds and enjoy them all equally.
I was not talking about you, but about many d&d players

>Every RPG has flaws. That's why we play multiple RPGs.
Thats why you select the rpg you will play.
But when d&d started you couldnt do that, since it was the only rpg in the market.
Others started with ad&d and only knew ad&d, and so couldnt play other stuff.

The problem happens when you try to make an new edition to all those guys with ultra different views on what an rpg should be, the game will be an mess.
And some players will complain no matter what you do.

>> No.39240205
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39240205

>responding to virtualoptim
y'all niggas dumb as hell

>> No.39240210

>>39240086
>I'm using a name that was used by the DEVS and is a perfectly legitimate way to refer to the game.
except those same devs have stopped using the name cuz it has an actaul title now...

that like calling a "Game Boy" a "Dot Matrix Game" 'cuz thats what the devs called it when they were making it

no, you are just a retard. Enjoy your aspergers

>> No.39240223

>>39239967
this mades me think about realms of atlantasia
"my rpg is realistic because it uses d100"

>> No.39240240

>>39240185
>Thanks a lot. Please make a captioned gif next time
No you fucknig excersive those fat little sausage finger to be properly insulted you underloaf

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>>39240185
I did read your posts and I honestly regret it

They literally hurt to read

I'm going to leave now before this thread starts poisoning my mind with all your hatred and rage

>> No.39240243

>>39240185
>I'd seriously consider it were this not a work-safe board.
Dudette, just spoiler it. Nobody cares. Why do you think the Weekend smut threads are still around? Just spoiler tag and nobody will do anything.

Unless you're just admitting you are in fact a bitch and not a man.

>> No.39240244

>>39240166

Was it a working title? Was it referred to as "D&D orcus"?

if not, I'm done replying to you, because I can tell you're purposely misunderstanding my point.

>>39240151

I don't care if he's jewish. I'm not racist. He's just a shameless shill and a tool for money and therefore he is a greedy kike.

>>39240163

> my favorite D&D movie

> THE D&D movie.

k

>>39240177

Except we already have a large base of players. See reference: the THRIVING rpg community.

Why do we need normfags? it's not like the grognards are dying off that fast?

The RPG industry is not a high-traffic, high profit one. Trying to overstep its bounds will and is introducing dest5ructive cancer to its world.

>> No.39240257

>>39240185
>I have standards for friends.
>I have friends.

Wait, WHAT?

>> No.39240269

ITT: Womyn r evulz

Y'all are whiny fuckers.

>inb4 muh hubbiez

>> No.39240271

>>39240244

Wait, which is it - thriving or cancerous?

>> No.39240274

>>39240241
Dont let the troll win

dude is halarious

>> No.39240292

>>39240134
>Citation needed.
To me this is pretty much self-evident. The more people playing RPGs, the easier it is to find a game and the more intellect devoted to making and developing RPGs. And considering that CRPGs are going to continue to grow in sophistication, there's a real danger of an ultimate and permanent decline in the tabletop market. Plus, the noobs of today are the experienced gamers of tomorrow. And if the end result of this is that D&D becomes a haven for casuals, roll-players and lulrandumb fuckheads, then let play something else and let D&D act as a filter. We really need more folks in other games, and I'm not talking percentage-wise. If you've been on this board for any decent length of time, you know how hard it can be to keep a thread going that's about something significantly more obscure than D&D/Pathfinder (which is really just about everything). Besides, I'm not convinced that D&D would be ruined by an influx of casuals. With more people, you could afford to be more selective.

>> No.39240294

>>39240243
>Why do you think the Weekend smut threads are still around?

I'm pretty sure it's precisely because we DON'T do that, Mr. RandomHater.

>> No.39240295
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>>39240244
I say this as a concerned fellow human.

You need Jesus.

>> No.39240299

>>39240244

>I can tell you're purposely misunderstanding my point.
Can you? I notice you purposely ignored the other guy >>39240210

>> No.39240316

>>39240204

Many is not all.

But the rest of your post is well-reasoned. I agreed with your original steps in how D&D became pleb-tier.

>>39240210

Because "5e" is totally an actual title compared to "Next". No, 5 is just a boring number in an infinite series of an RPG that promises to become like Call of Duty in its increasing number of games.

>>39240241

> I'm scared because virt makes sense.

Sorry. Go cry and watch Gravity Falls or Steven Universe whatever the fuck autistic Disney cartoon that image is from.

>>39240243

Imgur link?

Also how the fuck did you get the idea that I might be a woman? If I was a woman I'd be outside getting fucked.

>> No.39240317

>>39240295
Fuck me! With abs like that *I* need Jesus

>> No.39240350

>>39239568
>And now they made Corellon androgyne, to promote gender equality. Gender equality my ass! It was already male-female duaistic pantheon, but no, we don't care, we need to show everyone how open-minded we are.
Always been that way, fuckface. But give me a few more tears, my cup's getting dry.

>> No.39240359

>>39240271

It was and is thriving. The new players aren't necessary, add nothing, and are cancerous. Stop trying to insert self-contradiction where there is none.

>>39240299

Except i just replied to him. My fingers can only go so fast, fat-ass.

>> No.39240373

>>39240316
>Many is not all.
I never said it was all, and it doenst need to be all to my post be true

>> No.39240376

>>39240292
>And considering that CRPGs are going to continue to grow in sophistication, there's a real danger of an ultimate and permanent decline in the tabletop market.

Good. Let the casuals fuck off.

> Plus, the noobs of today are the experienced gamers of tomorrow

Noobs are fine. Shitty cunts who think they know what they are talking about in a hobby they just joined, who think it's "cute' because they saw it on big bang theory, and are there to be ironic, are not okay.

> Besides, I'm not convinced that D&D would be ruined by an influx of casuals. With more people, you could afford to be more selective.

That logic is like having a bowl of ice cream, taking a shti in it, then saying "well with more in the bowl, we can be more selective."

>> No.39240384

>>39240316
>Because "5e" is totally an actual title compared to "Next". No, 5 is just a boring number in an infinite series of an RPG that promises to become like Call of Duty in its increasing number of games.

>completely ignoring the point

>aw I cant wait to get the new Capsule Monsters game for my Dot Matrix Game!!

>> No.39240402

>>39240316
Yeah, we'll accept imgur. And we think you're a self-hating woman because you're sure talking like a bitch.

>> No.39240406

>>39240257
"i have standards for friends" is generally the excuse of people who dont actually have any friends. that way they can play it off as "im not an unlikable asshole, no one is up to my standards"

>> No.39240407

>>39240292
>We really need more folks in other games, and I'm not talking percentage-wise. If you've been on this board for any decent length of time, you know how hard it can be to keep a thread going that's about something significantly more obscure than D&D/Pathfinder (which is really just about everything).

Except few if any of them are going to join those games, because they are there to play D&D so they can post on their shitty hipster blog about it.

> The more people playing RPGs, the easier it is to find a game and the more intellect devoted to making and developing RPGs

Becuase there's not enough systems out there already.

>> No.39240418

>>39240359
>Except i just replied to him. My fingers can only go so fast, fat-ass.

No, you side stepped the point and failed to address it at all. Same as ignoring it, dumbass

If you are gonna troll, at least be good at it...

>> No.39240438

>>39240373

Like I said, I agree with most of the rest of your post. Your post is true.

>>39240402

Or a 24 year old man who is sick of seeing his hobby turn to shit thanks to one ugly fat man who can't control his greed for money.

>>39240384

My friends still call it D&D Next and they actually play it. We got attached to it during the playtest. Get over it. What we call the game has NO relevance to the rest of the argument.

>> No.39240439

>>39240376
>Good. Let the casuals fuck off.
Dude, you are a casual....

>> No.39240470

>>39240439
I'm starting to think that people who reply to virtualoptim are like... Megatrolls, using him to just metatroll.

Why you do this?

>> No.39240478

>>39240438

>What we call the game has NO relevance to the rest of the argument.

>The only point I cant make is about what we call the game

lol i dont even have to try anymore

i dont think you have friends

>> No.39240500

>>39240470
cuz its fun

and honestly, he is an amateur troll at best. transparent as cellophane

>> No.39240515

>>39240438
>Or a 24 year old man who is sick of seeing his hobby turn to shit thanks to one ugly fat man who can't control his greed for money.
Hey, if you're gonna talk like a fat bitch, then I have no trouble assuming you're a fat bitch.

>> No.39240529

>>39240406

What the fuck? I have 7-8 friends I play D&D with, and 2-3 others I know from college. Plenty of people like me because I don't act like this in real life, OBVIOUSLY. Do YOU act like you do on /tg/ or other 4chan boards in front of your real friends? No, you don't. Stop being stupid.

>>39240418

Because there was no real point to address. Stop getting mad I didn't reply to "they're" (your) post the way you wanted me to.

>> No.39240541

>>39240438
>one ugly fat man who can't control his greed for money.

HEY! Thin people have uncontrollable greed issues too! Insensitive fuck....

>> No.39240544

>>39240316

Men can get fucked outside too, mate. Your lack of vagina has no bearing on your inner cumslut

>> No.39240560

>>39240478

We. Are. In. A. Role. Playing. Game. Thread.

You NEED friends to roleplay. Jesus fucking christ, at least come up with Ad homs that make sense.

>>39240478
>lol i dont even have to try anymore

Good, stop trying. You had no argument inthe first place.

>> No.39240566

>>39240529
>Because there was no real point to address.
awe, he is actually getting butthurt now

its cute when trolls forget they are trolling

>> No.39240573

>>39240470

Because sometimes he says stuff that's funny either because he's trying to be funny or because he genuinely believes what he's saying.

>> No.39240583

>>39240438
>24 year old man
lolololol... confirmed for angry youth masquerading as adult

>> No.39240590

>>39240560
>You NEED friends to roleplay
but you dont need any to post on 4chan.

>> No.39240591

>>39240500

> amateur troll

Maybe because I'm not trolling?

See, son, sometimes people express their thoughts, and those thoughts are DIFFERENT from your thoughts! But that doesn't necessarily mean they are trolling, dumbfuck. Now go lick out your mom.

>>39240515

140 lbs, here.

>>39240541

Yeah but kike mearls is pretty chubby.

>>39240544

I understand that. But NO woman would waste time arguing on 4chan when she could be outside having a dick in her pussy.

>> No.39240594

>>39240560

>You had no argument inthe first place.
>Cant find a way to disprove argument
>I know, the republican way!! Just insist I was right the whole time!!

hehe I can tell im actually aggravating you cuz thats the first grammar mistake you have made so far

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>>39240529

An unfunny shithead is an unfunny shithead

>plenty of people like me

Other unfunny shitheads?


Literally go back to reddit and being a fail troll on imgur

>> No.39240613

God, I never thought I would see the entirety of /tg/'s hatred and disdain for fun, women playing games, and hipsters all rolled up into one person in one thread.
Today is truly a day of days.

>> No.39240616

>>39240591
>Maybe because I'm not trolling?

https://youtu.be/-4AtBBVZ73U

>> No.39240621

>>39240591
>140 lbs, here.
Sure you are. That's a totally normal and okay weight for a girl who is 7 feet tall.

Post dick already or get the fuck out back to /r9k/ or /soc/'s chubby threads.

>> No.39240630

>>39240566

I'm not trolling, and you're an idiot.

>>39240583

Explain how that confirms anything.

>>39240590

Jesus christ, fine. I have no friends. I've just been making up the elaborate examples of gameplay that I suffered through that are the entire reason for my anger.

Or, I'm a regular RPer who expresses his views online where tehre is no social backlash.

Which is more likely?

>>39240573

I genuinely believe everything i say.

>> No.39240637

>>39240613
Glorious isnt it?

Bask in the heat of the flame war and enjoy the entertainment the trolls are putting on for us

>> No.39240646

>>39240376
>Good. Let the casuals fuck off.
Yeah, except that the noncasuals will slowly filter away as well, leaving you with a dead hobby.

>That logic is like having a bowl of ice cream, taking a shti in it, then saying "well with more in the bowl, we can be more selective."
To flip things around, what you seem to be supporting is like a restaurant never hiring new people because they don't know what they're doing and most of them will just leave in a month or two. Meanwhile, its staff slowly dwindles...

>> No.39240671

>>39240630

>I'm not trolling
>virtualoptim

pick one and only one

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>>39240630
>Still refuses to address point
>resorting to name calling

nonono you arent a troll at all, mr.troll
I totally believe you

>> No.39240676

>>39240630
>Which is more likely?

the first one.

>> No.39240682

>>39240613
>>39240637

Hey, this thread was totally worth it, f only for the pic here:>>39239886

>> No.39240685

>>39240594

I make a lot of grammar mistakes. You aren't aggravating me at all. I enjoy this. Not to mention, I can't even tell who the fuck you are seeing as you are anonyous just like everyone else.

>>39240603

Can you come up with a logical string of words? Instaed of "unfunny shithead"? I think Bobby Barnes called me that in the 3rd grade. It wasn't funny or insulting back then either.

>>39240616

Done with the youtube links to Dr. Who or whatever the fuck that is.

>>39240621

> 7 feet tall

When did this come into things? I thought I was just a buttmad nurd gurl because your anger at me transformed into some weird sexual fnatasy halfway through.

>> No.39240707

>>39240407
>Except few if any of them are going to join those games
You assertion is seriously that nobody (or at least not a statistically significant number of people) moves on to other games from D&D? I find that problematic in that most people start with D&D. And even if, percentage-wise, fewer people who joined due to media popularity move on to other games, I still don't buy that the number is statistically insignificant.

>> No.39240714

>>39240591
I'm confused, are you admitting that you're a girl who can't get dick for her pussy?

You know you don't need sex to validate yourself as a women right?

>> No.39240721

>>39238475
>Hairy arms

I guess we know who That Girl is in the artist's party

>> No.39240724

>>39240637

You're in this thread, too.

>>39240646
>Yeah, except that the noncasuals will slowly filter away as well, leaving you with a dead hobby.

Slowly, and they will be replaced by new noncasuals,as has been happening for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS.

As opposed to a hobby that will diluted in five years.

> To flip things around, what you seem to be supporting is like a restaurant never hiring new people because they don't know what they're doing and most of them will just leave in a month or two. Meanwhile, its staff slowly dwindles...


OR having an ACTUAL INTERVIEW PROCESS. And STANDARDS.

Stop misrepresenting what I say on purpose. I know you understand what i'm saying, and you just misunderstand it because you don't have a response to it.

>> No.39240736

>>39240724
>You're in this thread, too.
Pretty sure a lot of us are just here to watch you spin your fedora like a hula hoop and laugh at you.

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What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>> No.39240748

>>39240685
>It wasn't funny

Wasn't trying to be funny, just my assessment of you after seeing you shitpost constantly.

>or insulting back then either.

You sure? Seem to have struck a nerve

It's ok, you can just simply not reply if you're not mad.

>inb4 you say something unfunny again and just prove how mad you are that nobody likes you

>> No.39240762

>>39238867
Thank you for posting this. You are not the only one here who is angry about the mainstream society is destroying our subculture.

>> No.39240771

>>39240672

Done replying to you. If you want to restate your point in an intelligent manner then I'll talk to you again.

>>39240676

Except it isn't. You're just blinded by anger towards a random internet poster, that you have to believe that.

>>39240714

You're confused because you don't understand my point. I guarantee there are no women in this thread right now because a woman could be out getting fucked right now instaed of arguing on /tg/. Or painting her nails or browsing reddit or whatever the fuck women do with their time.

>>39240707

So you want to flood D&D with shitty players in the hopes your favorite RPG gets some of the backwash? That honestly sounds desperate. I think most RPG fanbases are doing fine. They're small, but that's how RPGs have been. Changing the game is bound to fuck shit up. And it is and has been and will be.

>> No.39240777

>>39240685
https://youtu.be/Do-wDPoC6GM

>> No.39240789

>>39240724
>as has been happening for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

>implying you have even been alive for 20 years or playing games for even half that


You know how I know you're a faggot? You love 3.PF

>> No.39240812

>>39240736

> fedora

Okay the ad hom has reached an all-time low. I'm not sure if I should declare victory yet or stay around for the few people willing to have a serious discussion.

>>39240762

It's good to find another. Help me fight brother? We're not that rare, except on /tg/ which ahs been invaded by Redditfags lately.

>>39240748

You have nothing to say except the untrue statement that "nobody likes me." Bye.

>> No.39240814
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>>39240771

>So you want to flood D&D with shitty players


you mean like your favorite edition?

>> No.39240820

>>39240771
>Done replying to you.
No you arent.

You love me. I am keeping this halarious flame war going. Im posing as like 6 different people.

tripcodes are for amateur trolls

>spin your fedora like a hula hoop and laugh at you.
My sides XD

>> No.39240831

>>39240789

I've been alive for twenty-four years and enjoying AD&D and Pathfinder in no way proves I am a bad person or a homosexual. It just means you don't like the same game I like.

At least my favorite games didn't try to DESTROY a hobby by flooding it with normshit who need to ltierally die for their crimes.

>> No.39240843

>>39240724
>Slowly, and they will be replaced by new noncasuals,as has been happening for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS.
Yeah, because D&D has never tried to attract new players in all that time. It's not what Basic was billed for, or the reason they've had starter sets.

>As opposed to a hobby that will diluted in five years.
Is this like how gay marriage is going to ruin marriage for everybody else?

>Stop misrepresenting what I say on purpose.
You're the one using the shit in the ice cream analogy, which is patently ridiculous.

>> No.39240846

>>39240789
You know, loving 3.PF actually does give a little credence to his claim of being old enough to post on this board. most kiddoes don't like overly intricate things.

>> No.39240854

>>39240814

At least they were real D&D players. Unlike your casual normshit scum.

When did you start playing D&D? 2012?

>> No.39240858

>>39240743
Trolls, and /tg/ being afraid of cooties.

>> No.39240866

>virtualoptim is currently part of WotC's campaign to drive players to 5e

>> No.39240867

>>39238867
>Simplicity is NOT the goal, ELEGANCE is
Advantage is incredibly elegant as a system.
There were even examples of items and situations granting advantage in 3.5 but as there was no term for it they were loaded with word glut.
It's useful, it's fast, it's rewarding, it's enjoyable.

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>>39240812

>You have nothing to say except the untrue statement that "nobody likes me." Bye.

>this mad


>ad hom

>implying you don't just constantly shit post and call names

Pic related, just stop trying

>> No.39240874

>>39240854
>When did you start playing D&D? 2012?
lol, when did you start, 24 year old?

>> No.39240875

>>39240858
no, just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

ITT:Trollception

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>This thread

>> No.39240883
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>>39240831
>normshit
What the fuck is that and if it is some bizarro version of /pol/ "degeneracy"?

>> No.39240897

>>39240854

>At least they were real D&D players

fucking lol

>when did you start playing D&D

more like when did I stop, which was pretty recently because I've moved on to actually good games

>> No.39240899

>>39240843

Yeah and Basic and Starter Sets were both shitty.

Really, Big Bang Theory is the nail in the coffin for D&D. It's just that 5e decided to capitalize on that because they're greedy kikes.

>>39240846

Goddamn I'd almost be willing to post a pic of my drivers license next to my cock if it would get you idiots to shut up. Your lame ad-homs include that i have no friends, that i am underage, that i am fat, and that i am a woman. None of those are true, nor do they have any relevance to my message. You are PROVING my point that you have NO COUNTERAGUMENT by continuing to stick to those ad homs.

So, I win, you lose, and suck my cock.

>> No.39240900

>>39240771
>So you want to flood D&D with shitty players in the hopes your favorite RPG gets some of the backwash?
What exactly are you proposing? That D&D try to close itself and be as inaccessible as possible? If the existence of an overabundance of noobs playing your system bothers you that much, then don't play the game with the biggest name recognition that is the de facto entry level game for the most people. There are many, many other games out there. Hell, there are tons of D&D derivatives and retroclones.

>> No.39240902

>>39240866
Fuck, I think you're right. Is this why I feel repulsed by 3.pf from reading virtualoptim?

>> No.39240915

>>39240185
>It depends on the people. Unlike most shameless desperate extroverts, I have standards for friends.
plz read guide on how to deal w/ introverts, we r super secret but awesome group, who need totes care, but r better than trash extroverts, bleh, people liking people, how sickening.

>> No.39240916

>>39240900
>That D&D try to close itself and be as inaccessible as possible?

Yes. These are the kind of faggots latched onto Pathfinder.

>> No.39240918

>>39240854
Wait. You didn't start with 3e or 3.5 did you? Because if you did, you should really shut the fuck up about editions that bring in the unwashed masses.

>> No.39240920

>>39240899
You need to time stamp the photo, otherwise it could be anybodies drivers liscense and cock.

>> No.39240924
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>>39240899
>PROVING my point that you have NO COUNTERAGUMENT
says the manlet with no counterarguements

>> No.39240928

>>39240899
>Goddamn I'd almost be willing to post a pic of my drivers license next to my cock if it would get you idiots to shut up
With a magnifying glass pointing at the cock?

>> No.39240932

>>39240883
its /r9k/ being afraid of cooties.

>> No.39240935

>>39240867

>It's useful, it's fast, it's rewarding, it's enjoyable.

It is none of those things and you have no points to support that.

> There were even examples of items and situations granting advantage in 3.5 but as there was no term for it they were loaded with word glut.

Yeah and they were shitty back then, too. At least in 3.5 they could stack with other benefits.

Sitautional bonuses were JUST AS elegant and could also stack for multiple postive facotrs. The ONLY downside was for cunts who OVERUSED THEM or people who CANT DO BASIC ADDITION

Checkmate, dumbfuck. I look forward to you changing the subject about 3.5 sucked as a system anyway so the good parts don't deserve to be reused. Because that is Next's entire philosopy: throw out broken ideas that need work, and publish a new edition in the wak of big bang theory to make BIG MONIES and attract SHIT-TIER CASUALS to OUR HOBBY

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>>39240899

>Basic was shitty

>So, I win, you lose, and suck my cock.

Literally how much of a faggot can you be? This is amazing.

>>39240918

He did, and has admitted as much but will probably have some bullshit response because he is the type of person that would lie on an anonymous Chinese imageboard.

>> No.39240948

>>39240470
Sshh, no, let them! It's keeping him occupied here! This is the containment thread, it's working wonders!

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>>39240899
>Big Bang Theory is the nail in the coffin for D&D.

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>>39240899
Fucking manlets, man. They never lern.

>> No.39240974

>>39240874

2003.

>>39240900

No, that we keep going the way were already going that worked fine.

> D&D derivatives

Literally all of them are better than Next.

>>39240918

I never said unwashed masses and I started with AD&D, dumb fuck. You read literally zero of my posts. Everyone I played 3.5 and AD&D with also showered.

Your lame-ass stereotypes prove you're a hipster who recently bought the D&D next set and found /tg/ thorugh an imgur link.

>>39240924

> manlet

I'm just counting up the ad homs that help me take you less seriously.

I have countered every argument posted. You just smotehred my responses in "you mad" and "you have no friends."

God this board is such a piece of shite now.

>> No.39240995

>>39240939

Again, I started with AD&D, which I stated above, but you like ignoring actual things I say, and strawmanning me as a troll, which I am not.

Go fucking kill yourself.

Really, with that brainpower, you'd be doing society a favor dead.

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>>39240935
>Checkmate, dumbfuck.

>> No.39241004

>>39240935
>It is none of those things and you have no points to support that.

How about instead of analyzing the situation to see just how much I have to modify my statistic by, I just roll two dice instead of one? How fast and useful.

>Yeah and they were shitty back then, too

Actually a Ring of Anticipation is one of the better items to have in the early to mid game because of it.
Oh, hey, after doing arithmetic once the average comes out to +4.95 to my roll? How rewarding and enjoyable.

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>>39240974

>> No.39241006

>>39240685
>When did this come into things?
140lbs is only a healthy weight for an exceptionally tall woman. You should weigh more around the 100lbs mark, honey.

>> No.39241008

>>39240935

>figuring out 5-10 minute bonuses each round to make a fucking attack is JUST AS elegant as rolling 2 dice and adding one or two bonuses

Not even true in Bizzaro /tg/ you dumb nigger.

Also

>3.5 sucked as a system anyway so the good parts don't deserve to be reused. Because that is Next's entire philosopy: throw out broken ideas that need work, and publish a new edition

But 5e is almost a direct continuation of 3.5 because of faggots like you who wouldn't play 4e because "ITS LIKE WoW" or some other tired rhetoric

>in the wak of big bang theory to make BIG MONIES and attract SHIT-TIER CASUALS to OUR HOBBY

>>>/v/

>> No.39241014

>>39238867
I am annoyed that I agree with large parts of this angry rant.

Don't go hating on stuff that hard, it ain't healthy.
Let people that like one sort of game play their shit game, and just go and be happy playing a game you do like. You don't have to run in screaming an condemning people for having different tastes than you.

I agree that the 'modern' design trend toward simplicity and streamlining as a holy grail is a terrible detriment to the hobby as a whole, but there are still plenty of other games that still exist that you can play instead. They don't cease to exist. You can still play the games you like, and people that think they like other kinds of games can continue to play.

These 'casuals' are not destroying your hobby, they are just people having their own fun. In your image example, the original group could just ignore the people they don't like and not play with them, rather than get all pissy and stomp away.

>> No.39241029

>>39240771
See, this is why I think you're a self-hating woman. Because women do argue online and play vidya and read comics. And the people who most buy into the myth that woman can just go out and pick up guys are the 24 year-old 140lb wallflowers who think that skanks have gone out and taken all the men.

You don't need sex to validate yourself and you don't need a boyfriend either.

>> No.39241038

>>39240899
Look, kiddo, as funny as this thread has been, let me tell you something. I started playing D&D around the time you were born.

EVERY FUCKING THING you are sperging about right now, I at least thought once when 3rd edition hit. And yet D&D is still here, and still going strong. It's a neverending cycle, and hating on new things only make you look stupid.

Now I read above that you work at a FLGS? Get the fuck out of there. If it makes you so angry about the kind of people that comes buy things from the store you're working in, it's really, really, really not your dream job. Get out of what you believe is a toxic cesspool, take a breather, and enjoy the game you like with the people you like. Because whether you want it or not, those people you decry are there to stay.

>> No.39241041

>>39240974
>God this board is such a piece of shite now.
That sounds like a manlet rage!

>> No.39241043

Hey, Virtualoptim and OP, wanna know why DnD's fanbase has turned to shit?

Because of people like you. No, I don't mean your mindset, I mean people who bought the DnD books and such and showed legal support for the hobby by contributing money to it.

It made Gary Gynax and his friends realize there was a profit that could be made in the game, so they made another edition. Then Wizards bought it, and noticed THEY could turn a profit from it too, and as the profits kept coming because people actually bought stuff, they made newer editions meant to be more inclusive to everyone so more people would give them profit.

But they never would have done it if it weren't for faggots like you who were too stupid to not pirate First Edition and Advanced.

This is your fault!

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>>39240974
>Literally all of them are better than Next.
>I, despite loving 3.pf SSSSSOOOOOO much, have even so much as looked at other D&D derivatives.

>> No.39241055

>>39240974
>I have countered every argument posted
not this one >>39240210

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>>39240995

>Started with AD&D

Yeah, sure, that's why you suck so much 3.5 cock in every thread

>strawmanning me as a troll


>Go fucking kill yourself.

>Really, with that brainpower, you'd be doing society a favor dead.

>strawmanning

lol you retard, you don't need any help "strawmanning" yourself as a troll


>strawmanning

seriously, how fucking dumb are you? Are you european?

>> No.39241072

>>39240935
>3.5
>good parts

>> No.39241074

>>39241041
>behold the quivering man-jelly in its natural habitat

>> No.39241080

>>39241060
>Are you european?
Not cool, bro. Not cool.

>> No.39241118

>>39241072
Hey, I enjoyed hitting things with a stick as a martial. It was everything else about 3.pf that made me refuse even considering playing D&D for 5 years until 5e gained my trust.

>> No.39241128

>>39240974
Ookay. I'm pushing eject on this one. This is way too much faggotry for me to handle this early in the day.

>> No.39241146

>>39241043
>to not pirate First Edition and Advanced.
are you stupid?

>> No.39241161

>>39238475
This thread made my day OP

The rage you have created, truly inspiring.

>> No.39241164

>>39241074
At least i do have a habittat you fuckig gnome dropping.

>> No.39241200

>>39239147
>the guy acting like a 14-yo homosexual is younger than you
What, this is supposed to surprise me somehow?

>> No.39241208

>>39241004

Or just give +2 that can stack with something else? Or +4? Or +5, which is what ADVANTAGE IS THE EQUIVALENT TO ANYWAYS.

Only shit-tier DMs looked up every fucking possible thing in the book. They just set a DC, or a circumstance bonus, and rolled with it.

>> No.39241218

>>39241128
its just starting to get really good tho.

He is starting to crack.

His posting rate is declining steadily as he runs out of way to repeat himself

Dont you wanna see the man-jelly-souffle collapse in on itself?

>> No.39241267

>>39241164
>admiting you are a quivering man-jelly
Now THAT is funny

>> No.39241270

>>39241014
Then I read the rest of the thread and realized I'm talking to a madman or an excellent impersonation thereof.

Simplicity is still shit, but so is that guy,

>> No.39241299

>>39241200
How is behavior of 14 year old guys different than regular ones? It might been a long time ago but i remember 14 year old being pretty fucking gay in general.

>> No.39241305

>>39241008

> 5-10 minutes

Okay now I know you're literally retarded.

> But 5e is almost a direct continuation of 3.5 because of faggots like you who wouldn't play 4e because "ITS LIKE WoW" or some other tired rhetoric

Oh fuck you actually think 5e is like 3.5? No wonder your anger towards me is so misbased in non-facts.

>>39241029

Okay thanks for the life advice for me that would apply if I was a female.

>>39241038
>EVERY FUCKING THING you are sperging about right now, I at least thought once when 3rd edition hit. And yet D&D is still here, and still going strong. It's a neverending cycle, and hating on new things only make you look stupid.

Big bang theory wasnt around back then. SJWs weren't filling our hobby with shitty PC language. It wasn't as popular.

You're comparing the Korean War to fucking World War II faggot. And we are hitler. And Kike Mearls are the Jews.

>>39241014

You should agree with parts of it.

>>39241047

I also play Savage Worlds, did you see my posts above?

What the fuck are you even trying to say.

>>39241043

I honestly agree. It's a vicious cycle.

If only there was a way D&D could have continued without being a commericalized piece of shit... oh wait, there was.

>> No.39241328

>>39240974
>Running out of steam

>> No.39241331

>>39241060

> are you european

The ad homs just keep coming. All you did was quote my posts and call me stupid. Keep the brilliant arguments coming.

>>39241218

WTF? I went downstairs to get some lunch? Don't you idiots eat? To be a 200 lb neckbeard wearing flannel you have to eat something.

>> No.39241346

>>39241305
>I also play Savage Worlds
>if he doesn't believe my first lie, surely he'll believe my second one!

>> No.39241362

>>39241305
>5e
I thought it was called DnD Next? where is your consistency?

>> No.39241370

Personally, I think 5e does a good job of making an easy to understand game that's balanced. I enjoy it and it has gotten several friends of mine into the hobby. I have fun, I don't judge people by their gender or appearance, and if they give me shit for how I conduct my game, they can leave.

As a long time player who's begun DMing for friends who've gotten in the hobby with 5e, I dont see why everyone is so mad.

>> No.39241373

>>39241331
What did you just say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know...

>> No.39241376

>>39241305
>You're comparing the Korean War to fucking World War II faggot. And we are hitler. And Kike Mearls are the Jews.
What the fuck are you even blabbering about?

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>>39241305
>literally

>> No.39241388

>>39241299
>How is behavior of 14 year old guys different than regular ones?
Do you really mean "guys", or did you meant to write "gays"?

In case it was the second the answer is, fag kids are either closeted and angry as fuck because all their friends call everything bad gay, or they're super faggy in that flamboyant, catty bitchy way.

Either way, acting like a total gaylord becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy with them, and thus a vicious circle.

>> No.39241404

>>39241328

No, you all just keep posting the same stupid ad homs that shows you have no counter to the fact that SJWs are shitting up our hobby.

I'm looking for an interesting counterargument, and jsut seeing mroe of the same repeated shti that's not worth replying to becasue I replied to it two times already.

>> No.39241405

>>39241331
>To be a 200 lb neckbeard wearing flannel you have to eat something.

I though you were 140lbs like you said above?

Consistency mr.troll....

>> No.39241424

>>39241346

I have stated multiple times that I play savage worlds. Even in other threads. Because I ACTUALLY PLAY SAVAGE WORLDS

>>39241362

> mad I use the correct name occasionally.

I think you are the one lacking consistency. You all got massively butthurt that, oh no, i called it D&D Next.

You all knew what I was talking about, so i don't see the problem.

>>39241373

> can't even type out the full pasta

>> No.39241431

>>39241405
>I though you were 140lbs like you said above?
He ate lunch since then.

>> No.39241435

>>39241404
>countering ad homs with ad homs

>Checkmate, dumbfuck.

>> No.39241451

>>39241424
>can't even type out the full pasta
Is this called now typepasta?

>> No.39241452

>>39238716
>>i can't disprove what he says!
>>Let's post an image of an old geezer in lieu of any argument!
>>brillant!

>> No.39241453

>>39241305
https://youtu.be/ljWcpj8N6ws

>> No.39241475

>>39241431
ok shit I lost it at that. 10/10 would rofl again

>> No.39241483

>>39240883
...i want to know what is that from. For research purposes.

>> No.39241485

>>39241208

advantage is only equivilant to a +5 if you need to roll a 10/11, it's only a +1 if you need a 20, which is when you WANT to stack bonuses

>> No.39241537

>>39241405

I mean the other flannel-wearer who claimed to be 230 pounds. I am not 230 pounds , nor do i wear flannel, nor have i ever claimed to wear flannel.

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>>39241404
You ignore and ad hom all the insteresting counter arguements.

now all that is left in here is you, the trolls and the trolls

>> No.39241561

>>39241537
>hating on flannel

you did not just talk smack about flannel....

>> No.39241563

>>39241451

Can't even copy the pasta.

>>39241485

Except you can't stack bonuses at all. Introducing a dumb-ass bell curse doesn't make things any more interesting. Give a +1d6 bonus if you really hate static bonuses.

>> No.39241565

Virtualoptim, I'm honnestly worried


I'm not saying this to troll or anything, but you're starting to sound like you're getting way too angry for it to be healthy.

I think this thread show that the point you're trying to make won't reach people. You should get away from your screen, calm down, and do something you enjoy. If you want to keep arguing later, sure, why not, it's /tg/ and each poster is free, but is it really worth it to continue right now?

>> No.39241567

>>39241539
>virtualoptim
can someone explain who this is? yes, I am a flaming newfag

>> No.39241591

>>39241539

Fine. Retype / copy all the "intesreting" counter arguments into one post, so I can reply to them.

Make actual references instead of vague statements yo ucan't back up.

>>39241561

Flannel is shit. Some girl once told me she thought I'd actually look kind of cute in flannel, and i told her to fuck off. She didn't talk to me again.

>> No.39241593

>>39241563

That's what I was saying man. I was saying advantage is shit. I don't need bonuses to help me do what I can already do, I need bonuses to help me do what I can't do alone!

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>>39241563

>> No.39241608

>>39241567
He's a very angry bender.

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>>39241591
>Flannel is shit. Some girl once told me she thought I'd actually look kind of cute in flannel, and i told her to fuck off. She didn't talk to me again.

>> No.39241626

>>39241591
And you wonder why you can't get laid....

>> No.39241630

>>39241567
It's a namefag. Outside of drawthreads and bigass story times you should ignore them.

>> No.39241637

>>39241567
Read this thread, you now know everything you need to.
>>39241591
>Flannel is shit. Some girl once told me she thought I'd actually look kind of cute in flannel, and i told her to fuck off. She didn't talk to me again.
>Hates flannel
>Tells girls that flirt with him to fuck off
You're everything wrong with /tg/.

>> No.39241642

>>39241596

That does appear to be the case, considering he typed up shit being angry with me without even considering that I was making the same point as him.

>> No.39241647

>>39241567

Some guy who really hate the 5th edition of D&D, and think that the hobby is being destroyed by people he doesn't like

>> No.39241659

>>39241565

The point I make won't reach anyone because I don't have 5 million dollars like Kike Mearls does. He has the power to destry the RPG community, and he's such a money loving Kike that he will do it. All while being a Cuck to SJWs who literally brought him into their fucking Mary Sue magazine, sucked his dick, and interviewed him.

http://www.themarysue.com/basic-rules-dnd/

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.856319-D-D-Developers-Explain-Choices-on-Gender-Diversity-in-New-Edition

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/07/07/new-dd-edition-verbally-embraces-non-binary-genders/

YOU STILL THINK IT WAS JUST ABOUT THE ONE PARAGRAPH? MAINSTREAM CANCER MAGAZINES ARE MAKING A HUGE DEAL OUT OF THIS.

THIS WAS BIG GODDAMN NEWS

D&D IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR KING FOR THE NERDS BIG BANG THEORY SHIT

THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR FUCKING HOBBY

>> No.39241660

>>39241591
> Some girl once told me she thought I'd actually look kind of cute in flannel, and i told her to fuck off. She didn't talk to me again.
cool story bro. way to score one for the patriarchy!!!!

>> No.39241680

>>39241591
>Flannel is shit.
Ok you little cocksucking bitch-ass faggot. You just got your fat nigger ass on my motherfucking shitlist. I fucking hope you are glad you dumb piece of whore disese ridden whore cunt.

>> No.39241688

>>39241593

Okay good. We agree then.

>>39241626

When have I ever stated that I can't get laid?

What, I have to indulge every bitch who flirts with me? Goddamn you sound like a beta white knight bitch.

>> No.39241692
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>>39241659

>> No.39241708
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>>39241591
ya FUCK WOMEN!!

Lets just be totally straight dudes hanging out together. nothing gay going on here no sir

>> No.39241710

>>39241688
>When have I ever stated that I can't get laid?
You can't get laid because you're an autistic faggot.

>> No.39241719
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>>39241659
>linking to escapist

>> No.39241745

>>39241659
>THIS WAS BIG GODDAMN NEWS
>On 3 internet blogs nobody gives a shit about

>> No.39241748

>>39241708
>virtualoptim
>being this fuckable
Are you trying to insult him or not?

>> No.39241757

>>39241659
>Getting more people into the hobby = destroying the hobby

I will never understand this paranoid reasoning. If you hate faggots, don't play with them. This just means they're paying money to support the product you enjoy, whether you play with them or not. How is this bad?

>> No.39241763

>>39241688
You literally said you can't get laid.

You said "Why would I be arguing on 4chan if I could be outside getting laid."

>> No.39241776

>>39241748
you misunderstand, that is his 'rpg buddy'

virtualopium is taking the picture

>> No.39241781

>>39241745

Lots of people read the escapist. Especially SJWs who use it as a breeding / recruiting ground.

>>39241710

I have an autistic friend who gets laid pretty often just like I do. Why does my anger preclude me getting laid?

>> No.39241784

>>39240812
>Help me fight brother?
I would like to however I'm not quite sure how to. I've tried engaging liberals involved in our hobbies in reasonable discussion but it all comes to naught. I either get shouted down or am given the equivalent of the other party putting their hands other their ears and going LALALALALALALA! Its all rather discouraging and more than a little frightening.

>> No.39241787

>>39241763

2good

>> No.39241810

>>39241757
>wanting to get cooties this bad
Are you out of your mind?!

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>>39241659
>Driving up business, game sale and company stocks
>Destroying the hobby
I dont think that is how Capitalism works.....

>> No.39241837

>>39241757

Because they are filling the new rulebooks with SJW language.

And, due to the pic I posted here: >>39238867 , their presence will scare off the good players before long.

>> No.39241845

>>39241781
>anyone on 4chan who talks about how they're getting laid but don't post pics to prove it
>people who are getting laid
Pick one, and only one.

>> No.39241846

>>39241763
And now my keyboard has coffee on it. Thanks you glorious asshole.
>>39241781
>Why does my anger preclude me getting laid?
Women don't like angry guys. Or autists who hate women and tell them to fuck off over a shirt recommendation.

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>>39241781

>> No.39241867

>>39241776
Still you probably overestimate him. With attitude of "and i told her to fuck off" he would be lucky to score with an overweight hobo.

>> No.39241891

>>39241837
>Because they are filling the new rulebooks with SJW language.

But they aren't?
There are two paragraphs in a 316 page rulebook that mention Corellon is sometimes a hermaphrodite (something that's been true since his inception) and that you can play what you want gender-wise (something that's been true since the game's inception.)

If players get scared off by the concept of more people enjoying the same thing they do, they're hipster bitches and not the kind of people I'd want to play with anyway.

You're literally getting upset about nothing.

>> No.39241894

>>39241748
Im trying to fuck him

>> No.39241895
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>>39240970
The fuck is that guy in the gif trying to do?

>> No.39241911

>>39241763
hey an interesting counterarguement!

Lets all watch him ignore it!

>> No.39241917

>>39241781
a girl told you she thought you looked cute, and you told her to fuck off, I highly doubt you have had relations with the fair sex.

>> No.39241950

>>39241757
Dude isn't it obvious? You can only have limited amount of fun with a product. Let's say D&D has 100 funpoints. If there are 100 players, each player gets 1 funpoint, everyone has fun! But then in the next edition, evil females invade and now there are 201 players, meaning every player gets 0.4 funpoints, that's no fun!!!

>> No.39241975

>>39241891
I consider the second one a bit jimmie rustling because it states something that should already be assumed (if a PHB told you you could play any race of human that you wanted, would that not be a red flag?) but let's not pretend it deserves any more fuss than a single rolling of the eyes.

>> No.39241976

>>39241763
>You said "Why would I be arguing on 4chan if I could be outside getting laid."

That was an example while trying to explain why I was not a woman.

Brilliant job taking a statement out of context.

>>39241784

Just do what I do.

>>39241819

It actually is, but you're too much of a retard to actually read the thread so you probbaly won't understand.

That dumb-ass IT crowd picture proves it. WHy are you even in a D&D thread?

>>39241846
>And now my keyboard has coffee on it. Thanks you glorious asshole.

I hope it's ruined.

>>39241867

I told one girl to fuck off, once. How does that make me an overweight hobo?

>>39241891

You're forgetting gay orcs and female fire giants in the monster manual. OR whatever the fuck went on with that.

>> No.39241984

>>39241659
>OUR FUCKING HOBBY
I got bad news for you....

>> No.39242014

>>39241976
>You're forgetting gay orcs and female fire giants in the monster manual. OR whatever the fuck went on with that.
>citing incidents that didn't happen

>> No.39242040

>>39241976
>You're forgetting gay orcs and female fire giants in the monster manual. OR whatever the fuck went on with that.

Dude what.
The monster manual mentions orcs are constantly directed to rape everything that moves (and need to rape so hard they break the action economy), and female fire giants have been a thing...for a decade now.

One of Dragon magazine's best 3.5 adventures has a female fire giant BBEG with female fire giant daughters. All this aside, the picture in the 5e manual is of a male fire giant.

Have you even read the 5e monster manual?

>> No.39242047

>>39241976
>That was an example while trying to explain why I was not a woman
>Guys, I can totally get laid because all women are just out LOOKING for my dick all day.

>> No.39242056

>>39241976
oh look MORE AD HOMINEMS!!

>> No.39242057

>>39240812

This isn't ad hominem.

Saying "You obviously tip fedoras hard" is not ad hominem.

Saying "You obviously tip fedoras hard and your arguments suck" if not ad hominem.

Saying "Your arguments come straight from redpill" is still not ad hominem.

Saying "your arguments suck because you tip fedora" is ad hominem but he isn't saying that

>> No.39242063

>>39241781
>Lots of people read the escapist.
No they don't you assface. They watch yahtzee and occasionally misclick into some article.

>> No.39242081

>>39241911

You idiot, I literally just responded to it. They were accusing me of being a woman, and I said "if I was a woman, why would be inside on 4chan if i could be out getting laid"

You motherfucking idiot.

>>39241917

She was rather fat. I wasn't missing much. And I doubt she'd fuck me anyway, given she had a fat boyfriend.

>>39241950

That has nothing to do with my argument. Thansk for being a 13 year old who can't read threads before tring to be clever.

>> No.39242096

>>39241976
>hasnt read the 5e books

>> No.39242101

>>39241976
>female fire giants
How in the name of all that is holy is that a bad thing? Also gay orcs sound preety funny.

>> No.39242108

>>39241567

Just some faggot that is hardly older than you. No reason to know him except to point and laugh and watch him explode.

Just look at these two pictures and you'll have all you need to know.

>>39240603
>>39240870

>> No.39242115

>>39241917
Dude, no. Don't try to argue with him like this. You sound like the thirstiest simpleton ever to disgrace the Earth.

Anybody who has anything like options when it comes to girls will tell one to fuck off now and then. Virtualoptim's a goddamn idiot, but you're doing nobody any fucking favors by revealing yourself to be this desperate.

>> No.39242116

>>39242081
>She was rather fat. I wasn't missing much. And I doubt she'd fuck me anyway, given she had a fat boyfriend.
the grapes are sour, eh?

>> No.39242136

>>39242081
>y-you t-took my statment out of c-context anon...

ya, good response.

Look out boys, this fuckers ready to take the BAR Exam

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>>39242115
>You sound like the thirstiest simpleton ever to disgrace the Earth.

>> No.39242147

>>39241976
>I told one girl to fuck off, once. How does that make me an overweight hobo?
You aren't one. I was just saying that overweight hobo might be the only type of person that wouldn't consider themselves way out of your league.

>> No.39242152

>>39242047

That's not what I said.... I said women can get laid whenever they want to.

>>39242056

In response to ad hominems. You reap what you sow.

>>39242057

Okay, fair enough. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt by implying your insults were meant to be an argument. In that case, you're just making irrelevant, untrue, off-topic comments, which is actually worse.

>>39242063

Lots of SJWs read the escapist. They are still people. And their shit makes it onto Big Bang Theory because Escapist and other SJW gamergate faggots are contolling the media because the media loves to jump on controversy (see, that Law and Order episode about gamergate).

I will bet you within 2 years there will be an SVU episode about two tumblrinas killing Kike MEarls for not including enough Womyn trans-dyke plutokin language in the monster manual

Two paragraphs is JUST THE BEGINNING.

>> No.39242159

>>39242116
ya... i guess

Im really into dudes anyways

>> No.39242167

>>39242152
>SJWs
>people
Whose side are you on anyways, you big fat cuck?

>> No.39242179

>>39242152
>Escapist
>controlling the media
best thread on /tg/.

>> No.39242191

>>39242040
orc rape i have no problem with, but FEMALES? IN DND? FUCK NO MAN. FUCK THAT

>> No.39242210

>>39242116

You fuck fat girls? Shit, that explains a lot.

LIke why you are willing to let whores invade your community and ruin it, just so you might get some qt3.14 nurd gurl poontang.

You are the worst kind of person.

>>39242136

Except he did......

Jesus fuck you're stupid. It'd be like if I talked about my wizard flying in D&D and you said "lol look at stupid virt, he thinks he can fly"

>>39242147

> 2015
> thinking "leagues" matter / exist

No wonder your projecting the "can't get laid" stereotype on me. You probably think pity sex is a real thing, too.

>> No.39242212

>>39242152
>The Escapist
>TBBT
>SJW
>Gamergate

holy shit, get it together, nigger. Go drink a cold glass of water.

You are literally freaking out because of one paragraph in 5e. Also 3.5 fucking blows and 4e was superior in nearly everyway.

>not my DnD

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>>39242159

>> No.39242233

>>39242152
So you're arguing on 4chan because you can't get laid whenever you want to?

>> No.39242250

>>39242179

They were involved in gamergate

BOOM

SVU episode about gamergate

D&D has already had two or three Big Bang Theory episodes, it's only a matter of time.

>> No.39242267

>>39242210

Virtual, I have a very serious question

were you born with a small penis, or does it just seem miniscule next to your massive thighs?

>> No.39242277

>>39242081
You know you still haven't provided proof you're not a women? Just saying...

>> No.39242280

>>39242152
There's already been a DnD episode of law and order, nearly nine years ago.

>> No.39242287

>>39241984
Fuck you you fuckwit. It was always out hooby. then all those fucking hipster had to come in with their flannel shirts and their girlfriends and their tranny friends and ruin eveything for me and all of equestria!

>>39242108
Hey Im pretty mature for my age. Ive been shaving for 3 weeks now

>>39242136
actually im just finishing up my master's degree in feminist law

>>39242147
Lots of people are out of my league. I have really high standards. Im perfect, so i deserve perfection

>> No.39242292

>>39242212
>Also 3.5 fucking blows and 4e was superior in nearly everyway.

For a simpleton who likes nothing but DoTA 2 combat, sure.

I feel better knowing the kind of kikes who play 5e, are like this.

>>39242233

I get laid often enough. Most of the time I don't even pay for it.

I'm arguing on 4chan because I have the day off today.

>> No.39242321

>>39242292

once is enough, right?

>> No.39242324
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>>39242267

The middle one.

>>39242277

okay here you go. It's not my cock, but at least it's SFW. Also proves I'm around 140, though obviously im not incredibly proud of my body.

>>39242280

So? There cant be another one?

>> No.39242329

>>39242250
>Big Bang Theory, a show about "nerds" has episodes about DnD
>Escapist talks about Big Bang Theory
>Escapist had something to do with Gamergate
>Gamergate was apparently really important.
>So is half life.
>HALF LIFE 3 IS CONFIRMED GUYS!

>> No.39242338

>>39242324
>posting pics of other men

>> No.39242341

>>39242250
>SVU episode about gamergate
Maybe we really should make some kind of rpg game going on? Otherwise we might never see that Killer Nerds movie happen. Gamers get to be terrorists and rapists on television! I want fa/tg/uys to throw fireballs at cops too!

>> No.39242350

>>39242316
herped so hard that I derped.

>> No.39242358

>>39242292
You have the day off from being laid? I'm not sure you thought that through, unless you're implying you're a prostitute.

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>>39242292

>For a simpleton who likes nothing but DoTA 2 combat, sure.

>I feel better knowing the kind of kikes who play 5e, are like this.

Nice word salad that means nothing.

How is Doto2 even related to 4e? Also I haven't played 5e yet but I would rather play a game that works out of the gate as apposed to 3.x

Played 3.x for a long time before I realized there were other better games.

The idea that you think 3.x is a rubric for a good game is fucking hilarious.

>> No.39242369

>>39242324
>mfw when no timestamp

>> No.39242372

>>39242212
I just ate lunch. My mom said I cant have any water till im finished digresting

>>39242233
I get laid literally every single night

>>39242267
My penis is 13" FLACCID

>>39242277
You mean other than my massive cock?

>>39242280
>Law and Order
pleb teir show. never watched it

>> No.39242373

>>39242287

Do you understand what a tripcode is?

>>39242316

92 what? I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say, but good luck.

>>39242321

Once every couple weeks is enough. I do work at a game store, you know. One flooded with plenty of shit bitches who come to learn D&D. Might as well try to fuck a few. With occasional success.

>> No.39242377
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>>39242324
>those pants

>> No.39242392

>>39242324
TIMESTAMP

God damn it Virtualoptim, you had one job. One!

>> No.39242394

>>39242292
>Most of the time I don't even pay for it.

fucking lost it.

and THAT isnt even the fake one!

>> No.39242395

>>39242292
Can you please explain the good parts of 3.5

>> No.39242399

>>39242324

>flexing as hard as possible
>no timestamp

either way you are a massive faggot

>> No.39242409

>>39242373
>92 what? I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say, but good luck.
see
>>39242350

>> No.39242418

>>39242373
>I do work at a game store, you know. One flooded with plenty of shit bitches who come to learn D&D.
Now there's an oxymoron.

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>>39242395

>inb4 some rhetoric about REAL DnD that proves nothing except his ignorance

his face

>> No.39242425

>>39242373
https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

Do you realise you are such a faggot, someone made a video about how much of a faggot you are?

>> No.39242435

>>39242373
>Once every couple weeks is enough. I do work at a game store, you know. One flooded with plenty of shit bitches who come to learn D&D. Might as well try to fuck a few. With occasional success.
>God I fucking hate all women who play DnD
>They totally let me bang them when they come into my store though. For reals dudes
>>39242372
Almost fell for it, 10/10

>> No.39242446

>>39242292
>I'm arguing on 4chan because I have the day off today.

Day off of what? Paying for filthy hookers?

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>>39242338

i cannot believe i wasted 3 minutes doing this.

>> No.39242481

>>39242457
>intentionally hides chest so as not to show boobies

>> No.39242498

>>39242292
>Most of the time I don't even pay for it.
Fucking amazing

>> No.39242507

>>39242457
Whelp, guess he is a guy. I can tell because women don't have belly buttons and arms.

>> No.39242513

>>39242363

3.5 does work out of the gate.

So does 4e, but the difference is 4e's character advancement is "pick from these 4 POWAHS" and soldiifes the game into "15 minute adventuring day" even worse than 3.5 did.

Not to mention, how does it make sense that my fighter can only do "great cleave" or some other "move" only once per day? Explain how it makes sense besides a shitty way to turn everything into a DotA game with cooldown times for muh powers.

There are good things about 4th though. Its just that D&D next kikes wouldn't use any of them.

>> No.39242514

>>39242422
The 3.5 is too deep and complex to understand by ignorant simpletons as you. It is like a complex game of chess. I will not explain its complexity because it is too complex. But you don't need to understand it's complexity to enjoy it. You don't like it because you are a farty-pants.

>> No.39242521

>>39242457

>not flexing anymore

>> No.39242524

>>39242324
>So? There cant be another one?

No, there definitely can be, I'm just pointing out that fearing that as some kind of great catastrophe when it's already happened (and changed nothing) is mind-numbingly stupid.

>> No.39242535

>>39242457
the other pic has clearly more defined abs

>> No.39242538

>>39242363

>Also I haven't played 5e yet but I would rather play a game that works out of the gate as apposed to 3.x

5e doesn't even have rules on shit taking damage from being on fire in the PHB. that's how well it "works out of the gate".

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>>39242457
>flexing this hard

>> No.39242559

>>39242513
you do know that dota wasnt the game that invented cooldowns, right?

>> No.39242563

>>39242418
Most every FLGS I've been to is staffed by girls because the managment believes that neckbeards are the shallow and desperate. They tend to flirt with some of the more hygenic customers.

>> No.39242582

>>39242513
>3.5 does work out of the gate.

hahaha no, PHB is arguably one of the more broken books in 3.5

I do agree that dnd Next totally ignored all the good parts of 4 for no reason though

>>39242538

Hardly an issue compared to whole classes not being viable

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>>39242481
>>39242507

holy shit fuck you all

> upside down card because fuck you

> lack of tits

> tiny amount of chin hair

I also went and found my BBT shirt my aunt gave me like 3 years ago, just to spite you faggots.

>> No.39242617

>>39242321
I'll have you know I have paid for 27 ladies of the evening, fucked them all, then told them all to fuck off.

>>39242324
JESUS CHRIST. This 'free the nipple' bullshit has to stop.

>>39242329
Keep sucking Gabe Jewell's cock there man

>>39242363
3.x is the best version of DnD that exsosts. it has stood tthe test of time and will outlast any other editions.

ESPECIALLY DnD Next

>>39242377
at least they arent flannel you fucking hipster. Why dont you make a constructive arguement instead of insulting my fasions.

btw, these pants have gotten me laid 18 times, fuckwad

>>39242395
you mean all of it? That would take too long and break too many copyrights. tg is a worksafe board

>>39242425
Why would i care about some nigger talking about 4chan?

>> No.39242632

>>39242457
>>39242324
Now we are talking! We traded erpg threads with /soc/ and got camwhore in return! Work that business, baby!

>> No.39242633

>>39242535

Yeah because I worked out more back then.

>>39242559

I dont give a shit. It still uses them. Why does it matter if it was the FIRST?

>>39242563

Yeah it's pretty retarded.

>> No.39242639

>>39242603
>Bitches about faggots watching Big Bang Theory who invade his game from the mainstream
>Wears a fucking BBT shirt
10/fucking10 m8

>> No.39242652

>>39242617

You are even more pathetic than I am.

>> No.39242663

>>39238475
Bottom three are all pretty fuckable. 60% is a huge step up from the usual offerings at a D&D game.

>> No.39242665

>>39242603
>shirt my aunt gave me
You still aren't buying your clothes by yourself when being 21?

>> No.39242673

>>39242632

No, I did it to (1) prove Im not a woman (how's that for irony on 4chan?) and (2) prove I'm not fat. At least not as fat as 200 lbs. I'm not going to "camwhore" or whatever, no one would look at that shit anyway.s

>> No.39242677

>>39242603

>TBBT RAPED AND KILLED MY FAMILY, I KNOW BECAUSE I WATCHED THE EPISODE WHERE IT HAPPENED

oh fuck what

>> No.39242692

>>39242582

>Hardly an issue compared to whole classes not being viable

given that 5e casters all have improv casting, exactly what reason would one have to play a wizard?

given how the the phb multiclassing rules are written, what reason does anyone have to not become a near full caster in full plate by level 3?

5e has just as many giant gaping holes in it as 3.x. also note *I* never tried to claim 3.x was perfect out of the gate. Just pointed out that 5e definitely wasn't any better, and in many instances they cut out so much that the game now feels actually incomplete.

several groups i know encountered similar problems in 4e and 5e: within hours they ran into a wall of needing rules for basic shit (non-combat skill uses missing from 4e) (numerous combat/situational things in 5e that can't be stacked up since giving advantage more than once on a single roll is impossible and would be stupid).

3.x was certainly UNBALANCED. but thats nothing new to D&D.

>> No.39242696

D-did you guys trick virtualoptim into doing a bannable rule violation?

>> No.39242699

>>39242521
I just ate lunch, gime me a break. My stomache is full!

>>39242563
Wow, that sounds like an aweful place to live. Women in the store at all times? are they at least giveing free blowjobs?

>>39242582
you are joking right? 3.5 PHB is the best stand alone system ever made. The mere fact that it has so many splats and supplements is just icing on an already delicious cake

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>>39242617
Not gonna lie, i like this virtualoptim a lot more!

>> No.39242714

>>39242639

I got it as a gift from people who don't know me well. I have worn it exactly one other time.

Did you read the post where I said it was to spite you?

>>39242665

You idiot, it was a gift. Obviously I buy most of my own clothes.

If you're going to try being insulting, at least put SOME effort into it.

>> No.39242750

>>39242677

Because I totally said that.

>> No.39242751

>>39242673
>no one would look at that shit anyway.s
And yet you get laid all the time? Do you wear a full body condom or something to make sure those whores don't get their cuties all over your babby skin?

>> No.39242757

>>39242692
>given how the the phb multiclassing rules are written, what reason does anyone have to not become a near full caster in full plate by level 3?

That would require you to go MAD

>> No.39242767

>>39242633
wow... i have actually nailed his retarded style perfectly...

Im actually predicting his answers!! XD

/tg/ see if you can get him to do one with his shoe on his head!!

i cant belive this guy, its like a Downs Syndrome Gala and even the autists are invited

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>>39242750

>constantly trivializing people's arguments with greentext and call people names
>HEY STOP TWISTING MY WORDS

aha, you fucking autist, why don't you just stop trying to do damage control and fuck off?

>> No.39242786

>>39242696

This is not a camwhore thread, nor am I a camwhore. I posted a picture of myself to prove I wasn't fat / a woman. That is all.

>>39242703

That's becasue you're a faggot.

>> No.39242792

>>39242714
I gotta give you credit Virt, you went above and beyond for this.

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>>39242714
>at least put SOME effort into it
Nah, i'm going to post dank memes instead.

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>mfw people actually think there's an SJW conspiracy to destroy tabletop games

I just wanna roll some dice and roleplay with my friends like anyone else on /tg/.

>> No.39242817

>>39242603
>Not flannel to spite us
You didn't even try.

>> No.39242828

>>39242751

I'm sure people wouldn't want to look at you for porn, but I'm sure you can still get cock / pussy.

People have higher standards for what they fap to than what they fuck. In most cases.

>>39242757

Alex, what is spell failure chance?

And full plate caster is achievable with Spellsword prestige class.

>>39242785

> damage control

I am trying to do damage crontrol for the RPG community but you blind autistics are like the general population of Pompeii just before noon in 79 AD.

Fucking idiots.

>> No.39242832

>>39242767

You're pretty amazing, anon. Keep up the good work.

>> No.39242844

>>39242692
>given that 5e casters all have improv casting, exactly what reason would one have to play a wizard?
Hugefuck spell selection.
Slightly more spells per day due to recovery.

>given how the the phb multiclassing rules are written, what reason does anyone have to not become a near full caster in full plate by level 3?

Because that sets you back minimum one level, probably two. Hardly "near full caster".

>> No.39242850

>>39242792

Thank you.

>>39242817

The BBT shirt i have as an unwanted gift from an aunt and I can't burn it because she died 3 weeks later so it'd be pretty cuntish to destroy it.

I don't own any flannel, though.

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>>39242828

>It's my holy quest to save RPGs by shitposting and perpetuating 3.5 bullshit

ahah oh wow, how fucking delusional are you?

>> No.39242873

>>39242786
>camwhore thread
Now show that ass baby, daddy already started to pet his anaconda for you.

>> No.39242881

>>39242828
So, you aren't posting pictures of yourself because you actually think people here would want to fap to you?

>> No.39242883

>>39242844
>Slightly more spells per day due to recovery.

And wizards are supposed to be BALANCED in this edition

>> No.39242912

>>39242828
>but you blind autistics are like the general population of Pompeii just before noon in 79 AD
Having insane orgies? Drinking shittot of wine?

>> No.39242929

>>39242883

It is "slightly". At level 5, you have 3 more spells per day, provided they're all 1st level. Quite helpful, but you're not a perpetual motion machine by any measure.

>> No.39242939

>>39242912
Hey anon, he's the only one here getting laid. You're just ad homing because you have no good counter arguments to his perfect logic.

>> No.39242993

>>39242632
Hey faggot, stop drolling over other men's bodies >>/fit/

>>39242639
A lady friend gave me this shirt after i finger-banged her so hard she couldnt sit down for 3 days. She said it was he prized possession. o only wear it when I jerk off, as a cum rag.

Stupid fucknig women

>>39242652
Stop pretending to be me faggot

>>39242665
I try too, but my mom is always coming home with new things for me to try on...

I wish she would just leave me alone forever

>>39242677
Season 7 Episode 6, look it up faggot.

>>39242692
Since when is 3.5 UNBALANCED? Maybe if you are a scrub who doesnt optimize i could see how you might think that, but 3.5 is a masterpiece of RPG gaming.

>>39242703
Your opinion is irrelivant to the conversation at hand, fuckwit

>>39242751
see >>39242617

>>39242803
>>/b/

>> No.39243000

>>39242883

Seriously though, why don't you go back to other chan with the rest of the bedwetters?

>> No.39243097

>>39238475
Sounds about right. Everyone I've played 4E with has been clean/well-groomed, creative, easy going, good at RP, and totally bro-tier.

>> No.39243103

Man, this thread just makes me think that in addition to sex and physical intimacy, the reason I need a live-in girlfriend is that I have someone other than you guys I can converse with when I'm home alone.

>> No.39243185

>>39242828
Look at this scrub!
Jerking off, lol. I bet you cant even afford to pay someone to do it for you.

>>39242832
Pretty amazing retarded more like. if someone is gonna insult me, at least put more effort into it than that...

>>39242844
Not if you take the fight feats.. jesus its like you havent even read the PHB at all. Why do I even bother with you fucks?
Clearly your capacity for learning pales in comparison to my own

>>39242866
My therapist says i am perfectly sane. We have a date next sunday. Im going to stand her up, she is only like a 8/10. I can PAY for better!

>>39242873
What a huge flaming faggot... Call me ;)

>>39242881
Why wouldnt they? I am so fuckible, I only jerk off in front of a mirror

I mean, a guy has to have standards, amiright?

>>39242939
A debate master like myself does not need your help. Thanks, but no thanks.

>> No.39243188

>>39243103
You will be also less likely to become virtualopim.

>> No.39243267

>>39243103
Are you kidding? This thread has been the most fun I've had in weeks. I want to keep virtualopim in my closet so I can get him bitching when I'm bored.

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>>39243185

>mfw this is actually virtualoptim without a trip

>>39243267

>open closet
>"3.5 a shit"
>rage

>> No.39243299

>>39243185
>uses hookers
>brags about it

lmao. I don't use hookers because I don't need to spend money to get laid

>> No.39243308

>>39243185
>A debate master like myself
8/10 would smirk knowingly again.

>> No.39243310

>>39243267
I already have my own closet and it is far bigger than your piece of shit closet thank you very much.

Plus ive paid for at least, like, half the clothes in here. I dont want to hang out with your jizz-covered MLP shirts

>> No.39243327

>>39243299
oh shit my bad I totally thought that was real. holy shit 10/10 troll

>> No.39243330

>>39243299
Really? You can get laid without buying her drinks and and/or dinner first? Teach me your ways, oh wise master.

>> No.39243357

>>39243330
Just fuck them when they go into your game store anon. It's easy because they're all whores.

>> No.39243381

>>39243327
You just made my day.

This has been the most fun ive had on /tg/ in ages

>> No.39243389

>>39243357
>whores
It's as if you want STDs and not worthwhile companions.

>> No.39243411

>>39243389
I got a vasectomy faggot. Can't get STD's if you don't have balls.

>> No.39243423

>>39243411
Oh boy, have I ever got bad news for you....

>> No.39243429

>>39243330
split costs?

>> No.39243477

>>39243429
Eh, but how can you tell if she's the kind of girl who's cool with that? Sure, you could ask, but if she isn't that kind of girl even asking is still going to get you burned a bit.

>> No.39243542

>>39243477
Cant have hot pussy without getting burned a bit.

I should show you the scar tissue ive got on my right hand. ribbed for her please amiright anon

seriously tho, what does it matter is she gets mad if I split the bill? im just gonna tell her to fuck off once Ive had my 2 minutes with her

>> No.39243571

>>39243542

>2 minutes

wow that's like 4 times as long as I thought you'd last

>> No.39243623

>>39243571
well I only lasrt that long when Im not looking at myself in the mirror. I hate lowering my standards for even a day.. but, appearances right

>> No.39243696

awe....

Is it over?

Did he finally break and run away like the little bitch he is?

D-Did... Did we win?

>> No.39243761

>>39243696

noone won.

>> No.39243811

>>39243761
>Trolling
>Trolling never changes

>> No.39243842

>>39243761

wtf are you blathering about?
Not one of you assholes as been able to disprove even one of my arguments.

>> No.39243852

>>39243761

>5e has futa elf pc's in core
>the different editions still leave us all divided
>/tg/ still a dumping ground for infinite bait
>he's still out there somewhere in the world

What can mere men do, in the face of such reckless hate?

>> No.39243952

>>39243852
You merely adopted the hate. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see right-fun until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but rage! The trolls betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, whilst preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you. And your precious SJW too.

>> No.39244001

>>39243952
nice quote. but i absolutely detest that it included "your sjw's".

as if i would tolerate any of my manslaves being sjws

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