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/tg/ humor thread

>> No.38851769

>> No.38851993

>> No.38852310

My folder was deleted recently, so I have a very small amount of stuff, We need some more posters here.

Come on comrades, Show your glorious history

>> No.38852385 [DELETED] 

>quest are on topic
I actually chortle every time

>> No.38852564

Honk

>> No.38853997

>>38852564
The horror of supermodel blowjob island was a THING.

>> No.38854026

>>38853997
/co/ is like /tg/ -lite.

>> No.38854057

>>38854026
and /x/ and we used to have feelings for each other... i guess...

>> No.38854078

>>38854057
/tg/ is the master of trolling

>> No.38854109

OUR TRUE PURPOSE

>> No.38854133

I swear to god carlos...

>> No.38854164

Hey! He delivered my cousin's baby when she was trapped on top of a ferris wheel!

>> No.38854193

Old, But good, and insane.

>> No.38854199

>spheres of power

>> No.38854215

Most naturally our human friends get a mention.

>> No.38854246

So much terror... so much nope.

>> No.38854274

NEXT TIME, ON "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER"...

>> No.38854297

It helps if you think like a sidereal...

>> No.38854323

EVEN. MORE. NOPE.

>> No.38854354

Because someone's gotta administer lawful hot dickings.

>> No.38854389

How has this not been posted yet? It's like mandatory for all greentext and screencap threads.

>> No.38854411

>Pity song lyric about an old man dying in his bed...

>> No.38854438

Hot Dickings... just GIVING 'em away.

>> No.38854465

Batman has the best rogues, outside of spider-man.

>> No.38854500

I have this, but i've never read the whole thing, anyone want to summarize it for me? I'll keep dumping until then...

>> No.38854533

40k at it's best.

>> No.38854535

>>38854057

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>> No.38854560

ELF BARELY LEGAL AT 107! CLICK HERE NOW!

>> No.38854586

Worst People You See Anywhere.

>> No.38854608

EEEE-VILLE!

>> No.38854638

Doc Aquatic, because furniture needs rearranging.

>> No.38854669

Dr. Hobo?

>> No.38854704

PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

>> No.38854749

I don't know why i saved this thread about a cowboy...

>> No.38854784

HONK. HONK.

>> No.38854821

RULES OF NATURE / MULTIPLICATION!

>> No.38854859

I think we redid all of hamlet in Orkspeak once...

>> No.38854897

Who are we going to call?

>> No.38854925

Don't play Russian Roulette with /tg/, we cheat.

>> No.38854962

Just a little off the top...

>> No.38854993

Hmm, what was this about?

>> No.38854999

>>38854859
Yep. I have the rest
(2/5)

>> No.38855022

Meanwhile

>> No.38855027

>>38854999
(3/5)

>> No.38855046

Ohh dwarf fort mods... so painful.

>> No.38855049

>>38855027
(4/5)

>> No.38855080

Ugh, why is all this text so LONG?

>> No.38855086

>>38855049
(5/5)

>> No.38855107

The Mutant Battle Koalas are what really sold it to me.

>> No.38855130

Everyone should remember their first.

>> No.38855131

>>38854438
Holy fuckshit man
That's some dedication right there

>> No.38855132

>> No.38855159

SIMPSONS DID IT!

>> No.38855185

Oh gods my chairs why?

>> No.38855206

Well, bored now, I'm gonna let someone else post.

>> No.38855246

>>38854533
All my fucking yes

>> No.38857410

I only have a few

>> No.38857488

>>38857410
>tfw woman are a meme
>Tfw not /tg/

>> No.38857543

>>38857488
Why most DMPC are bad

>> No.38857577

>>38857543
OhtheIrony, the game

>> No.38857589

A sentinel and a dreadnought were walking together before a battle when the sentinel pilot said, "Dude, open-topped? AV10? 2 Hull Points? This thing is a walking coffin!"

>> No.38857689

>>38857577
ID4chan keep most of the good ones

>> No.38857748

>>38857589
Nice
>>38857689
Not /tg/ again, but i find this shit hilarious

>> No.38857793

>>38857748
That FUCKING guy

>> No.38857813

>>38854438
Wow. Just, wow.

I guess that's what you get for all that insinuation, you end up with some insemination.

>> No.38857930

>>38857793
Is the name of Strelinkov known here ?
'cause he's a fucking legend

>> No.38858006

>>38857930
le weird raep fetish

>> No.38858061

>>38858006
Captain Hercules Lucullus Skywalker Master-Commander Poirot

>> No.38858093

>>38858061
I'd follow this DM anywhere

>> No.38858121

>>38858093
Shitforgotpic.jpg

>> No.38858173

>>38858121
How Feminazis can be killed and why

>> No.38858333

>>38858173
Had to post this because reasons

>> No.38858503

>>38858333
dem trips shall point the end of my path. Another anon will show the way.

>> No.38858540

>>38857748

>> No.38858544

bump

>> No.38859156

bump for more stories

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>> No.38859602

PC plans from /k/

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>> No.38859769

>>38855206
Does anyone have the image from the first reply in that thread, I can't find it on archive.

>> No.38859878

>>38859698

Pretty sure you'd die of heavy metal poisoning before you'd die of radiation. Heavy metals, which Uranium is, are highly toxic substances in their own right. They do some bad shit to your skin, flesh, and bones.

Don't eat heavy metals. Don't eat radioactive things. Don't eat radioactive heavy metals.

>> No.38860329

>> No.38860340

>>38854026
>>/co/ is like /tg/ -lite

no. not even close. it's rapidly turning into a cesspool of shit. avoid.

>> No.38860369

>> No.38860553

>>38854438
My... Cow... Is a lovely... Helicopter

>> No.38860589

>>38860340
>>>/b/

>> No.38861097

>>38854246

>Cleaner was a Serbian

Of course he was...

>> No.38861119

>>38854438
Dedication to the game right there, I tell you what.

>> No.38861145

Statement from my l5r game last night: you can't grapple the ground.

>> No.38861472

>>38854297
That's only justification for off-topic shitposting. Fuck this image, fuck whoever capped it, fuck this doublenigger that's posted it, and fuck the original poster for being so blindly cancerous.

>> No.38861633

>>38861145

Not with that attitude you can't!

>> No.38861730

>>38860340
You say that like quests aren't a thing.

>> No.38861803

>>38861472
Hear hear.

>> No.38861925

>>38855206
Reminds me of the /b/ version of 'i know that ass'.

>> No.38861964

>>38854297
But that's wrong. This is how we get videogame threads and ERPfags

>> No.38862341

>>38851617
>1 block
>900 feet
>medieval fantasy

How unrealistic.

>> No.38862765

Here's a good one I picked up just earlier today.

>> No.38862798

>>38862765
And here's the sequel story.

>> No.38862916

>> No.38863025

>>38851993
This absolutely vaporized my sides.

As a reward, take this story of a terrible GM and an absolutely wonderful PC.

>> No.38863432

>>38854500
two amazing comic artist/writers get on 4chan and give OP's niece presents.

With that said, this is TG, not /co/ but we appreciate what you've done for us.

>> No.38863545

remember this, /tg/?

>> No.38863626

I'm a bit surprised no one's posted this one yet.

>> No.38863675

Why hasn't anyone posted the rape factory yet?

>> No.38864235

>>38863626
Another story from the same guy.

>> No.38864240

>>38852310
I'll give you a couple I remember.

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>> No.38864349

>>38851993

>> No.38864587

>>38864235
And here's another.

>> No.38864758

>>38864587
Solid Discworld reference, though a little on the nose for me.

>> No.38864779

>>38854246
>Serbian Exterminator who used The Fist of God Sepcial
by god, i think i may have had the same guy do the same thing for me.

>> No.38864839

Not exactly humor, but has anyone got the story of the Legend of the Five Rings group where a new player's character ran from a fight that ended in a TPK, and the rest of the group spent a whole campaign arc setting up an elaborate scheme to shame him in front of the Emperor?

>> No.38864940

>>38854438
So, that means the storyteller's female, right?

>> No.38864970

>>38855132
>I Have No Dick, and I Must Whack It
a novel

>> No.38865321

>>38864940
No, anon. Clearly this is a case of M-Preg, which is very common these days. You should be more inclusive of these kinds of things.

>> No.38865460

>>38854438
And now I have a boner.
>ForWhatPurpose.png

>> No.38866948

>>38863025
The last post in the first column is cut off.

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>> No.38867210

>>38863626
Amazing.

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>> No.38868667

bump

>> No.38869067

>>38867017
Why did I never heard of this ?

>> No.38869169

>>38864235
The same guy is also responsible for the All Guardsmen Party posts.

>> No.38869183

>>38869169
>All Guardsmen Party posts
post it anon !

>> No.38869225

not /tg/, but hilarious as fuck

>> No.38869246

>>38869225

What the hell does any of that mean?

Like, is that for real or a joke?

>> No.38869390

>>38869183
The saga is ongoing and I don't have screencaps for all of it, but he has a Google Drive page where he dumps the stories.

https://09cd64678bddc0198cca7fef0df8ce7b359fff2d.googledrive.com/host/0B3Z9sXPTD9rpN2owNGdVWmdFWXM/agp.html

And here is one more of his other tales.

>> No.38869429

>>38869225
>smoothie of water
How does that even work?

>> No.38869488

>>38869225
Has anyone ever tried to contact this "Pete Evans" about this article? It really is pretty baffling.

>> No.38869664

>>38869488

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Evans#Controversy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9657683/Celebrity-chef-mocked-for-bizarre-diet.html

I had assumed this was a troll of some kind, but apparently he's that far up his own ass. More recent articles have him spouting paleo nonsense.

>> No.38869668

>>38869488
>weight watchers ambassador
tfw you notice it

>> No.38869692

>>38869429

I'm more baffled by the fact that he has a "homemade" coconut. Like, you can grow coconuts, there are organic coconuts, but how the fuck do you make one from scratch?

>> No.38869704

>>38869225
>martial artist character whose power comes from activated almonds

>> No.38869715

>>38869692
DAoT tech?

>> No.38869734

>>38869715

Must be. Or he has the power to somehow manifest coconuts from the raw nutrients, building one from scratch at the molecular level.

>> No.38869744

>>38869734
And he's not sharing it with the world. But how do you activate almonds?

>> No.38869815

>>38869744

Apparently it's done by just soaking them in water, which somehow "activates" them by... Fuck the reasoning in his article, I guess he thinks that soggy things are just easier to digest than dry things.

Alkalized water seems like he just buys water that's a bit higher on the pH scale... And then he mixes it with apple vinegar, accomplishing nothing.

As for "cultured vegetables" what is that? I know cultured foods tend to be stuff like yogurt and things with live bacterial cultures, so it's just vegetable yogurt or rotting vegetables?

>> No.38869844

>>38869815
Or do the vegetables just appreciate Mozart?

>> No.38869863

>>38869815
Vegetable yogurt. But how did he get the emu meatballs?

>> No.38869872

>>38869844

I found a tomato that appreciated Strauss once, but that was technically a fruit, not a vegetable.

>> No.38869917

>>38869863

Apparently it's just ridiculously expensive to buy, out of the budget for most people. It's also exceptionally lean meat. I know some people farm them, but it's not exactly something you'll find on grocery shelves.

>> No.38869964

>>38869917
But they won the war. I'm sure this is violating the treaty.

>> No.38870113

>>38855130
And here's my first.

>> No.38870132

>>38863626
Holy shit, Shoggy was motherfucking AWESOME

>> No.38870140

>>38869225
>tfw only have uncultured vegetables

>> No.38870266

>>38867017
This thing is so good I want to rewrite it as a novel or something

>> No.38870291

>>38869692
Hate to break the fun but it's probably intended as a homemade (coconot, carub, yadda yadda) muffin.

>> No.38870352

>>38860589
Nah, he's right. Take it as constructive criticism.

>> No.38870353

>>38870266
You realize that it is not at all real, right?

>> No.38870392

>>38870353
>novels
>real

>> No.38870403

>>38870392
>you
>unfaggot

>> No.38870462

>>38870353
>Guy talking about a story being amazing
>He wants to rewrite it
>Other anon try to start an argument because said story isn't real
Calm your tits, this is /tg/, not /b/

>> No.38870463

>>38869067
>>38870266
>guy who always posts Edgardo and pretends it's amazing.

Shouldn't you stick to upvotes on reddit? It's kind of sad when you do it here, and pretty lame that you think that story belongs in a humor thread.

>> No.38870483

>>38870463
>no fun allowed
:^)

>> No.38870496

>>38870463
>pretends
Although I have to agree, if this is a /tg/ humor thread it doesn't exactly fit. Post funny stories

>> No.38870510

>>38870496
accompanying picture

>> No.38870520

>>38870483
Fuck off, m8. We should endeavour for a higher kind of fun, not a patchwork series of lies with poor pacing and heavy shonen influences.

>> No.38870522

>>38870483
>oh no, I got called out on being a faggot! I'd better dank meme for damage control!

>> No.38870527

>>38870463
>guy who always spergs out whenever certain stories are posted but especially Edgardo and Sir Bearington

>> No.38870559

>>38851769
Apparently things are supposedly funnier if you repeat things in big letters and add reaction images.

>> No.38870572

>>38870522
And before you start bitching, your post implies that I am any of these guys (or both)
>>38869067
>>38870266

>> No.38870657

>>38870527
>implying it's only one person, and that it's spergy to call someone's taste shit on 4chan
Have you seen this image?
>>38870572

>> No.38870661

>>38870559

>> No.38870669

>>38870572
Post your names, birth dates, and social security numbers. Also, at least one credit card number, and we'll believe you.

>> No.38870709

>>38870527
Don't forget that orc wrestler story.
Believe it or not, posting the three most common stories over and over again gets kinda boring.

>> No.38870741

>>38870463
They are newfags or trolls pretending to be one, stop embarassing yourself

>> No.38870753

>>38870709
I don't even like Edgardo or the Orc Wrestler stories, but at this point I'd like to see it posted once and for people to bite their tongues. I'm tempted to just post them someday to get a rise out of someone.

>> No.38870850

>>38870352
that's a good one

>> No.38870891

This makes me think of Pratchett. T-T

>> No.38870914

>> No.38871108

>>38857748
>Dagoth Gares pronounced a curse on me and now I have the corprus disease

>> No.38871184

>>38870891
Thi-this is funneh

>> No.38871233

>>38855159


Afte the end of times this is just sad

>> No.38871500

>>38870669
Robert Paulson

>> No.38871950

>wait for almost one hour
>no new story
come on /tg/, I'm sure you can do better than that !

>> No.38871981

>>38870669
His name is Robert Paulson.

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>> No.38872248

>>38854500

TL;DR

>>>/co/

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>> No.38872318

>>38858503
This would have been so much better without the mess at the bottom. It doesn't add anything to the story.

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>> No.38872651

>>38872223
Is this new?

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>> No.38873889

>>38857930
Fuck I miss Strelinkov

>> No.38873923

>>38870291
And cultured vegetables are just fermented vegetables like sauerkraut, but using other veggies instead of just cabbage.

>> No.38873979

Does anyone have the cap for Sir Dick Cummington?

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>> No.38875051

The tale of a wizard that weaponized a flying fortress and took on a god.

Or something, I haven't read this in a long time and just kinda skimmed it right now.

>> No.38875558

>>38870914
how the fuck

>> No.38875916

>>38869815
i know some of this reaction is just mockery but in case it isn't... kimchi is a good example of "cultured vegetables".

Things like sauerkraut, kimchi, chow-chow, pickles... fully organic and "raw" versions of these products are typically considered "cultured vegetables"

Don't get me wrong, the dude is still a fucktard. But the listing of his diet is poorly written and easily misinterpreted

>> No.38876204

>>38875916
This guy has the right of it, it is literally my family's business to make this stuff, and if you do it well shits pretty good.

>> No.38876366

>>38861964

>implying some video games aren't /tg/-related

>> No.38880069

>>38876366
A /tg/ related videogame is one based off of a boardgame or TRPG. Those threads are never about those.

Just cause it's fantasy flavoured,does not make it /tg/.

I know /v/ is a shit place to talk about videogames and you'd rather do it here but at least TRY to make it on topic.

>> No.38884319

>>38874493
Fucking classic.

>> No.38885389

BTW Is there an anime about tabletop rpg?

>> No.38885442

>>38885389
There's a manga called Quick Start, I remember a tripfag was scanlating it for us, but I haven't head from him in aeons.

>> No.38886700

>>38885389
As in, people playing a tabletop?
none that i know.
based off of tabletop systems?
1d4chan wiko/list of recommended anime

>> No.38886896

>>38854246
>>38861097
>>38864779

REMOVE KEBAB

>> No.38886947

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>38867047

>> No.38887021

>>38867037
As a fellow mahjong nerd, that dude is 100% not wrong.

Also you can feel a difference between a half-decent home-made project and a professionally made one, much like a dinner table


Also professional tables have cool shit like little drawers to hold your points

>> No.38887107

>>38870914

>> No.38887387

>>38872223
I've been on 4chan too long. I kept reading that as Nigger instead of Rigger.

>> No.38887678

>>38860340
/co/ used to be cool. And then Generals happened. And tumblr happened. And /pol/ happened. And that was really all it took, it's fucking garbage now. Still pretty good for recs though.

>> No.38887828

>>38869692
all coconuts are organic. where the hell would you get an inorganic coconut?

>> No.38887885

>>38870572
that image only applies outside of an anonymous image board where you can pretend to be different people.

>> No.38888095

>>38887828
I've seen organic gluten free Himalyan Pink salt advertised on television.

All organic foods mean is that there are no man-made fertilizers, pesticides, or chemicals added/used during the growing process.

Though putting 'gluten free' on everything (like meat and vegetables and SALT) is pushing things way too far.

>> No.38888108

>>38854638
Warmachine powered by love sounds like an excellent campaign.

>> No.38888521

The day /tg/ made me not hate drow

>> No.38888550

>>38888521
Nice angle.

>> No.38888555

>>38888521
i am not turning my head sideways to read that goddammit.

...

Goddammit I did it anyways.

>> No.38888674

>>38888555
>>38888550
Sorry I rotated it that way because it makes it easier to read on my phone.

>> No.38889398

>>38867017
>>38869067

>>38870266
You are not the first to think about rewriting it.
It wouldn't be hard to improve on the original writing.

>> No.38889413

>>38854078
Agreed.

>> No.38889469

>>38885389
>Hey Angry, I'm dad
Brilliant

>> No.38889651

>>38889398
I didn't think it was possible, but this is worst than the original. It's like all the shit in the first one crystallized together into a solid turd gem.

>> No.38889780

>>38870661

To be fair the one on the right is far more eye catching, and just from thumbnails I'm more likely to click on it.

>> No.38889971

>>38889780
Yes, but to be unfair; you're a dumb dumb stupid head.

>> No.38890086

>>38889651
>using worst than
I'd give you explosive wormblosis if I could find it.

Instead I'll post a short screencap for others to enjoy

>> No.38890350

>>38890086
You mean this one?

>> No.38890424

>>38890350
Yes.
Damnit I love that one.
I laugh every damn time I read it.
Although, I never caught it says wommblosis before. huh

>> No.38890530

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>> No.38890563

>>38855206

>> No.38890805

>>38888095
bullshit, i got to a specific barber here in my city primarily because they are the only shop i know of that is conscious of my needs as a practitioner of the paleo-vegan-crossfit-almond-activation diet

>> No.38891982

>>38890563
It was only a matter of time before someone posted that in reply to "I know that bulge"

>> No.38892192

>>38891982
We have also a /d/ version but it's more of the same.

>> No.38892292

>>38851769
Do you ever see an idea and think it's brilliant but then feel sad because you'd feel too guilty stealing it?

>> No.38892474

>>38851993
Just in case you wanted an AUDIO version.
https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

>> No.38892487

>>38892192
I think this post could be used to respond to most /tg/ posts and still be accurate, if hilarious.

As in:

>Do you ever see an idea and think it's brilliant but then feel sad because you'd feel too guilty stealing it?

>We have also a /d/ version but it's more of the same.

>To be fair the one on the right is far more eye catching, and just from thumbnails I'm more likely to click on it.

>We have also a /d/ version but it's more of the same.


Your results may vary.

>> No.38892504

>>38892292
You can't steal ideas man, ideas are like fire. You can light one candle off of another without diminishing its flame. Also you can really fuck shit up if you don't control them. You can steal credit but its not like that matters with a tabletop character.

>> No.38892606

>>38888521
that angle

>> No.38893080

>>38892504
I know, but I'd want to add something to make it uniquely mine, but I can't think of anything that wouldn't just detract from that perfect character.

>> No.38893118

>> No.38893234

>>38891982
Too late
>>38855206

>> No.38893293

>>38862765
>>38862798

>> No.38894833

thread is kill ?

>> No.38895095

>>38860340
I still lurk there for the occasional Hellboy story time.

>> No.38895123

>>38894833
No

>> No.38895165

>>38895123
You can just hear them saying it

>> No.38895212

>>38895165

>> No.38895243

>>38895212
I remember this thread. It was a good thread.

>> No.38895861

>>38895243
please continue

>> No.38895944

Image limit reached.

>> No.38895949

Somebody have the pic where there is all the race of war40k and the psycological description on user of each race ?

>> No.38896567

>>38895944
new thread when ?
NO GENERAL PLEASE

>> No.38896666

>>38895861
>>38895944
>>38896567

NEW THREAD INCAME

>>38896635

>> No.38897017

>>38870891
This one is my new favorite.

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