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The last one is going 404.

So, I'm taking this occasion to repost this last CYOA I made, while I'm at it: I need some suggestions to know if it needs some improvements, or something.
(also, if anyone wants to say what they'd do with their choice, I'd be interested too)

>> No.38357001 [SPOILER] 
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And of course, mystery box.

>> No.38357350

Are you new? Do you want to make a CYOA?

>> No.38357384


>> No.38357482

Rolled 4 (1d20)

I roll to seduce.

>> No.38357497

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Is it wrong that I want to get into some non-sexy shenanigans with an old cranky wizard while a narrator from beyond the 4th wall comments on all the trouble we get into?

Also rolling to seduce.

>> No.38357656

I have a better miniclysm build than last thread's anon:
>All Drawbacks 40gp
>Hybrid * 5

>All drawbacks 38mp

>All Drawbacks 48mp

>All Drawbacks 60mp

>All Drawbacks 75mp

>Elemental (Earth)
>All Drawbacks 89mp

>Smaller (Free) 89mp
>Tired * 5, Good Sport, Feared 106
>Density * 106

An entire race with a density of approximately 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (10^34) kilograms per cubic meter.

Ways to improve it:
>Do ghosts still have mass? If so, they have high-value drawbacks.

>> No.38357680

I feel weird when all the builds I've seen for this have been "How ridiculous can I be?" and I'm over here just making a dragonspider that I'd enjoy being without having too hard of a time.

>> No.38357720


Anon that made that post here:
I told you that in fact it was an easily improvable build. I kept it simple for the sake of keep it short and clear.
(also, left some space for whoever wanted to get immortality and other things while at it. past 20 times a neutron star's density, the difference is minimum. You're already close to bend light around you.)

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>> No.38357858


dude, blue board.

>> No.38357865

Requesting an ANCIENT ALIENS cyoa

>> No.38357880
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I get you. How'd your build go? I know if you play your cards right a dragon spider hybrid build can become a nearly unstoppable army because of all their durability that they can get.
Not him, but it has been posted before like that and it has been fine.

>> No.38357954

hey guys, the subreddit now has an irc, see the sticky there

im not lorenth

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>im not lorenth

>> No.38358022

>Magic (5)
>Timeless (8)
>Durability (4)
>Hybrid (8)
>Forever Lost (+2)
>Framed (+3)

>Breath Attack (5)
>Tail (3)
>Wings (6)
>Regeneration (4)
>Dragon Rage (+3)
>Weakness (+4)

>Sticky Web (4)
>Cute Eyes (4)
>Venom (4)
>Bad Webs (+3)

I didn't really stack Durability like you said, because I more wanted stuff that would be aesthetic/fun instead of just unstoppable. Like I had an alt version of this build at one point with Valor, but after a while that'd get really tiring and dangerous, sorta reducing how enjoyable the whole thing would be.

>> No.38358033

Rolled 79 (1d100)

I roll to intimidate.

>> No.38358113

>Not him, but it has been posted before like that and it has been fine.
That said, I've been banned for WAY less than that before, you temperamental fucks.
I personally wouldn't have taken dragon rage, unless whatever sets you off is rather specific, but it looks good though.
>Forever Lost
Don't ever go into a cave.

>> No.38358205

I was thinking I'd make it something like people killing spiders or something else thematic. But then again, thinking about it, Tail might look weird with Arachne, whether we assume drider or a spider butt. So I could cut that and Dragon Rage, or instead just cut Tail and use the 3 points on something else, though I'm not sure what.

>> No.38358347

we already have an irc...

>> No.38358389
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So I rolled on this and got Modern (ubran) fantasy, waifus, point buy, companions and powers. And I finished it one evening, posting it next.

>> No.38358396

Here's the expanded SFW version.

>> No.38358409

And now reddit has copied the idea, along with generals in the form of a 'cyoa of the week' bit.

I am not even remotely surprised.

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Taaa daaa! I probably could've/should've done more to make it look pretty. But I'm tired so maybe I'll give it a polish if people like it.

>> No.38358481

Oh, forgot to mention I also rolled Self Insert on the this >>38358389 and Lamas suggested I make it a chinese cartoon girl, after noting my indifferent/snooty view on chinese cartoons in general. That's Nadia.

>> No.38358491


Seriously though, do we need this kind of CYOA at every single thread?
It's been a while since I didn't see this in one of these threads.
It might be just me, but it starts to feel a bit like someone is trying to shove their fetishes a bit too much onto the rest of the board.
It's getting boring.

>> No.38358586

That was nice, short and sweet. The characters are amusing and all the descriptions are actually really good. It's nice to see smaller cyoas that don't call for making an entire character sheet just to remember everything.

>> No.38358627


Hm...the companion choices are a bit lacking. Except for Sir Kevin, every single one seems to round up to the concept "he's an asshole", whenever an asshole under disguise, a criminal asshole, a decent person until it suddenly decides to be an asshole, and so on. I wouldn't choose them.

>> No.38358640

Looking interesting, can I replace the skulls on the bow if I take it?

>Geo Morph
>Owling Book
Study Study Study while using magic to supplement my income and hopefully avoid a full time job. Sad about their not being any mental magic for me to play with and play with Nadia with.

The lack of hydromancy for the most part, reminds of ultima 8: Pagan. Intentional reference or am I seeing things?

>> No.38358824


This said...

>Lightining Mage
>Geo Morph

High speed, high strength, ranged attack, melee attack.
That's all it's needed.
I would love to have also that bro of sir Kevin, but one can't have everything.

>> No.38358835

Old suave guy and shy waifu seem like good people.

>> No.38358846


Well considering it was a work in progress until yesterday and seems to get a lot of replies there is still interest. It's when you post one and nobody cares but keep posting it every thread it becomes bothersome.

>> No.38358910

Thanks, I've been trying to be more concise with my descriptions and with my CYOAs in general.

You have an odd definition of asshole. And of he...

>Looking interesting, can I replace the skulls on the bow if I take it?
You mean sacrifice new rodents? Yes.

>>Geo Morph
>>Owling Book
>Sad about their not being any mental magic for me to play with and play with Nadia with.
How did you know that mind control is my fetish? I'm not good at inserting my own fetishes into my work. Though now I'm glad, as you took Nadia...

>The lack of hydromancy for the most part, reminds of ultima 8: Pagan. Intentional reference or am I seeing things?
Nope, sorry. Call it an unintentional reference?

>> No.38359035

Hey is there a build your own small town or village cyoa?

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>Though now I'm glad, as you took Nadia...
Just a pleasant coincidence, I'm surprised at how many people are into it on the board, pic related.

Ultima 8 let you learn Thaumaturgy, Fire (the best, worked like hermetic ritual magic and charged up items, plus demon summoning), Earth, and Air magic, but Water was a specific royal bloodline that you weren't a part of, so you never got to play with it.

>> No.38359158


Well...I might have gotten a wrong idea of Kevin, but I dunno, you're the author. He just seems a cool guy, fights monsters and he ain't afraid of anything.
To explain my point, not considering Nadia because it's a genderbend author insert...

>Moare is literally described as a cynical jackass
>Bovar is the boss of a sort of magical mafia: hardly people in such situation are nice people.
>Holly, she sounds sort of a psycho. A drug-abusing with little interest in common sense. But in all fairness, it is a fae.
>Sam is actually sort of a bro. I like him too.
>Nahmirra is someone that would look perfect...if it wasn't for the fact that she's a control freak and that it's easy as fuck to disappoint someone , thing to which she reacts with killing you.
>Corcium sounds almost pretty decent. Lots of hexes, and black magic though makes you wonder what he's been up to. So I leave some uncertainty in there.
>Simon is just a madman. An immortal violent madman.

Do I make any amount of sense?

>> No.38359207

Blazing Bow
Sir Kevin

I'll make a custom sheath on the motorcycle to hold that damn accident waiting to happen knife. It'll hold the knife steady by its handle. Otherwise, it's time to cruise around the continent slaying monsters and picking up chicks.

>> No.38359333

You make sort of sense now, but before you were saying everyone is an asshole and now you seem to be saying that a little more than half are assholes. What didn't make sense to me was how you thought Corcium or Sam were assholes. Also, Kevin was supposed to be a super bro.

That's how Urban fantasy stories tend to pan out...

>> No.38359364

>Murder Hobo
The line is very very fine.

>> No.38359454

Does anybody have that meta anime show cyoa

>> No.38359588
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Could use more waifus.

>> No.38359601

What side you're on mostly revolves around how high your Charisma is and whether you have Charm trained (or system equivalents).

>> No.38359647

That's actually the first image in my Magi and Wizards character art folder and I considered using it. Like I said, I might do more and clean it up a bit if people like it.

>>Simon is just a madman. An immortal violent madman.
While this may be true, his name is an extremely obscure reference and I was really just trying to incorporate a punk companion.

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>That's actually the first image in my Magi and Wizards character art folder
Interesting. If it's urban fantasy you need some sort of oracle to tell you where the next quest is. Bonus points if she also talks to spirits and hallucinates.

Never made a CYOA before but I rolled
>3 - Sci-Fi
>1 - Waifus
>2 - Items
>3 - One per category

Definitely not doing space opera, people will just compare it to stardust. Has anyone ever done a "alien shapeshifters have secretly taken over the Earth now you have to stop them." I want to do something new and am open to ideas.

>> No.38360108

Not to my knowledge. Go for it!
also stardust is more scifi, spessrefuge is a better example of a space opera CYOA

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Oh, double sweet!

>> No.38360598

Let me grab my magnifying glass

>> No.38360717

>>38360230 >>38360259 >>38360293 >>38360319 >>38360347
>Only six pages posted besides this >>38360404 and this >>38360482
Hm. Methinks one page is missing. Also, were is the romance page.

>> No.38360798

Crew page used to be 2 pages.

>> No.38360846

what he said

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>> No.38361384

Husbandos are all right too.

>> No.38361418

>I have retardedly saved the wrong one and lost the one with prices.

fuck sakes, gimme 5 minutes.

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Okay, NOW I can contently go to bed.

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What happened to the waifu thread?

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Does anyone have the other pages for this one

>> No.38362254

other pages aren't made yet

>> No.38362270

Cool, I'm considering some of these new options.
Might max out on spinal mounts and take 'liquid' to point those AMCs where ever I want quickly. Really fuck a fleet up.

>> No.38362300

>Everything is either ??? or under 30
>Anubis is fucking 26
Unless it's how they look the dark matter is only good choice on this list

>> No.38362357

Oops sorry

>> No.38362382

Do you know when they will be this is probably my favorite cyoa yet

>> No.38362445

the guy is working on them, he talks about it in the #CYOA irc on rizon

>> No.38362513

Ah thank you

>> No.38362657

Lightning Mage
Sir Kevin
Nadia Kria

Just for bitchin parties.

>> No.38362658

The fuck?
Takuni is definitely the most practical on the list

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This one's long. Get a snack.

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Last one.
And my build:

God of Mortals CYOA

Domains: Destruction, Death, Justice

Size: Giant (+3 Magic, +2 Strength, +3 Speed, +2 Vitality)
Form: Human-Like (Arms and Hands, +5 Willpower, +3 Reflexes, +2 Strength)
Godly Powers: Unflinching, God-Armour, Divine Weaponry
Non-Combat Powers: Teleportation, Shapeshifting
Strength: 5
Vitality: 10
Resistance: 10
Speed: 5
Magic: 3
Regeneration: 9
Willpower: 5
Reflexes: 4

Races: Humans, Undead, Aquilinians

Virtues: Bravery, Justice, Diligence

Skills: Strength, Durability, Fanaticism, God-Slaying, Champions, Magic Resistance, Intelligence, Evasion


Class: Me (10 Attunement)
Combat Ability: 10
Non-Violent Conversion Rate: 0
Charm: 4
Awareness: 5
Tactics/Strategy: 10
Leadership: 6
Problem-Solving: 5
Attunement: 10

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>> No.38362965
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>Posts the last page
>Last page's content isn't in build
Aaaand, you fail.

>> No.38363066

It seems sillier every time I look at it.

>> No.38363450

I'm making a CYOA right now and i have character cards that are colour-coded.

The loose cards are challenging to colour-code, and i have Purple and Teal as choices. There's a light brown-grey and a gold that look like colours already there.

So what i have to ask is, how many colourblind people are in /cyoa/ and which do they prefer, purple or teal?

>> No.38363632

>high breeding rate
fucking furries i knew you were behind this

>> No.38363641

It would depend on the shades.

>> No.38363783
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This teal and purple.

Purple is 662d88 with a black inner glow.
Teal is 00a094 with a black inner glow.

>> No.38363938

You except people here to know Latin?
Also purple

>> No.38364000

It's called Lorem Ipsum text.


>> No.38364039

It's a common placeholder.

Personally, I like the teal better, but I'm not colorblind.

>> No.38364077

Looks like purple fits better to me, but I've got normal eyes.

>> No.38364083

I honestly can't tell which color of those is teal, so I will say purple. Though it strains my eyes a bit.

>> No.38364175

Teal is the bottom "slave" card.

>> No.38364187

Why wouldn't we?

>> No.38364214

What color is the right side, then?

>> No.38364262

You're colorblind, anon.

>> No.38364270

Slave CYOA anyone?

>> No.38364273

2 green, 2 grey

>> No.38364278

Cerberus and Abomination are green 7ac043 and Death Knight and Executioner are grey b4c3cb.

By the way, i'm attempting to appeal to the colourblind audience here.

There's 1-2 of those already.

>> No.38364292

Wasn't that the point of all this?

>> No.38364328

Yeah, seems like it is. Don't know why the cyoa maker cares about sub-humans, but it's not my business.

>> No.38364359

I've ran into a brick wall concerning colour choice, with red, blue, green, orange and grey all being taken and black not being an option.

I figured i might as well make it colour-blind friendly.

>> No.38364385

>Advanced Piloting
>Advanced Combat
>Basic Medical
>Basic Mechanics
>Silver Tongue

Cruiser (+165.5)
Offensive - AD574 Static
Defensive - Tortoise MKII Alloys
Propulsion - Herald Grin
Command - Herald Pyramid
Energy - Mana Core
Shield - Heraldic Shielding

Spinal Weapons
>Pulse Beam Cannon
>Tesla Overcharger
Broadside Turrets
>2x Missile Launcher
>4x Rail Gun
>4x Heavy Laser Cannon
>4x Artillery
>4x Flak Cannon
>4x Light Laser Cannon
>2x Mining Drone (MKII Harvester)
>2x Combat Repair Drone
>Dropship (2x missile pod)
>3x MLUV (Auto cannon + miss. pod)
>APC (Auto can. + miss. pod)
>Heavy Tank (Art. + 2x miss. pod + 2x auto can.)

>Crew Quarters
>Captain's Quarters
>Advanced Infirmary
>Evacuation Room
>Standard Mess Hall + Tavern
>Advanced Arsenal
>Teleporting Platform
>Hypercomm + Dig. Sec. Room
>Lounge + Rec. Room
>Officer's Quarters
>Vehicle + Engineering Bay + Cargo Space
>Ore Processing + Factory Wing
>Secure Vault
>Holding Cells
>Active Cloaking
>MITM Module
>Teleport Jammer
>Composition Scanner
>Comm Scrambler
>Tractor Beam

2IC/Pilot - Ivan Chesnikov, Mikayla Stone
Engi - Troy Hall
Doc - Tina Wei, Lyra Miralda
Gunner - Victor, Comet
Combat - Rooks King, Archangel, Arabelle Meyer, Scot Shephard, Gregorz Grzegrolka
Dig Sec - Slash Singer
Chef - Patricia, Hal
Prod Manager - May Padilla
Crew - 250 Mercs, 50 Labourers

>Harbinger, Nemesis, Sorcerer (+32)

>S&R 4 (+24)
>Acheron 1 (+4)
>Escalation 2 (+16)
>All Aboard 2 (+16)
>Twin Fangs 3 (+20)
>Rogue Drones 3 (+16)
>Heat 3 (+32)
>Fire Grows 4 (+26)
>Mining King 2 (+8)

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>> No.38364697

I love you.

>> No.38364724

I know.

>> No.38364863

what's the giant, 12', 40', 100'?

>> No.38365137

Uh... No. Doppleganger is the only choice. You guys are incredible plebs for thinking otherwise.

>> No.38365165


>> No.38365288

Use the unbridled power of your imagination, anon.

>> No.38365297


Why does /tg/ of all places butcher that word? I expected better from grognards and neckbeards.

>> No.38365537


Loyal Poodle Warrior: 700g
Witch: 600g
Orc Cook: 450g
Both Orphans: 500g
Armor for both Doggirl and Warrior Orphan: 150g
Exotic Clothing for Magic Orphan: 50g
Regular Clothes for Witch: 25g

Total: 2500g

Lets get to some fucking adventuring.

>> No.38365576

>Started working on porting sphess refugee charecters over to star dust for a mini-crossover
>The actual creator is doing a crossover
What are the chances?

>> No.38365590



Real talk - Is there a full set of updated Stardust somewhere?

>> No.38365633

>Loyal Poodle Warrior
Right in the feels man..

>> No.38365638

SDA is dead, anon. It's over.

>> No.38365772

I'm not sure how it's supposed to work, myself.

>> No.38365985


>Post human

fuck survival, live life to the fullest.

>> No.38366158

>Geo Morph
>Sir Kevin
>3 points saved for DLC waifu

Sounds good to me

>> No.38367088


Disorder, Life, Harmony
Size: Average
Form: "Angelic"

Primary- Humans
Secondary- Beastmen
Tertiary- Aquilinians
Justice, Dilligence, Charity
Magic Resistance (+1)
Intelligence (+2)
Great King

Class- Priest
CA- 7
L/C- 8
A- 6
T/S- 3
L- 6
PS- 6
A- 6

>Godly Powers:
Combat Powers: Unflinching, Divine Weaonry, Channeling
S- 3
Res- 5
S- 5
M- 10
Reg- 8
W- 7
Ref- 4
Non Combat Powers: Shapeshifting, Love

Structure: Islands
Temperature: Temperate
Humidity: Damp
Resources: Conciderable
Fauna- +2
Flora- +2
Danger- +1
Resources- +2

>> No.38367352

Does anyone have the latest Space Refuge so I can try and make a build from the two really big CYOA?

>> No.38367628

Hybrid: Succubus + Flora (12 GP)
Magic (Freebie)
Durable (8 GP)
Mastery ("Bedroom Activities") (3 GP)
Mastery (Alchemy) (-2 GP)
Amnesia (0 GP)
Starting Location: Natural Habitat (0 GP)

Unrealistic Proportions (18 MP)
Minor Shapeshifting (13 MP)
Sexaholic (10 MP)
Pheromones (4 MP)
Evil (8 MP)
Special Needs (11 MP)
Aroma - Love (8 MP)
Bloom (5 MP)
Friendly Insects (1 MP)
Uprooted (-3 MP) (Unless I get this for free from being a Hybrid, in which case Plant Song)
Carnivorous (0 MP)

My ideal habitat is a lush garden - the very same type of forest of giant plants where Beegirls make their home. We have a symbiotic relationship, the hive and I - my endless supply of nectar ensures that the hive will be well-fed, and extremely satisfied in the process. Moreover, my skill with magic and alchemy, along with my ability to transform my body into any flower I may so choose, gives me the ability to use their honey as the basis for an endless array of clever and useful potions. In exchange, they provide me with all the sustenance I need. Though unfortunately I cannot survive entirely on a diet of their honey alone, it's well-supplemented by meat purchased with the proceeds of their surplus honey, the occasional luckless fool who decided to try and rob their hive, and the even-more occasional self-righteous fool who tries to interrupt our blissful coexistence.

>> No.38367722

You know, I've always wondered, if you're hybrid with ghost, are you still intangible? Which is really the negative side of ghost, you can't touch anything ever.

>> No.38367834

Yeah, the positive and negative effects of hybrid could do with more explanation. E.g., if you pick Hybrid with one of the less-mobile races (Mermaid, Flora) would you become mobile? If you take one of the inherently-deadly ones (Slime, Elemental) would you be safe to touch? Would Harpies gain hands?

>> No.38367890

Angelic/Divine is missing its +stats. Or do they just not get any?

Also, what would you classify something absolutely alien as? "Angelic"?

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S owhy do u losers like cyoas?? Dont u kno esapism isnt healthy? Like gGET A LIFE LOL

>> No.38367938

I think you're supposed to head canon it because the hybrids all have multiple ways they can look and turn out, like in what parts they get from their parents.

The only one that confuses me is the ghost, because her thing is a full body deal and it's a pretty heavy one at that.

>> No.38367953

>their population seems to be entirely white people.
>appear exclusively white, like the humans.
>their skin color is always white.
>All individuals are white
Alright, /pol/, we fucking get it!

>> No.38368038

I'm glad you like it, I'm working on the other pages as well other gladiators, so no pages for now sorry to disappoint you

>> No.38368057

Lorenth, you're drunk. Go to bed.

>> No.38368173
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>> No.38368282

So I'm designing a thing for a civ game eventually, but thought I'd follow a CYOA format for starting the game off.

Wanted to know what you guys thought?

>> No.38368303

could magic elementals be a thing?

>> No.38368339
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OK sempai. I wil ldo as u ask.
I would fuck that anime boy. I WOULD DO IT.

>> No.38368567


Reggie, the Very Angry Justice Bear:
>Destruction, Harmony, and Justice
>Humans, Dragons, and Dwarves
>Bravery, Honesty, and JUSTICE
>Magic Resistance, Strength, Intelligence, Durability, Fanaticism, Champions, Numbers, and Great King
CA:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x]_______TS:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ]
NV:[ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]___________Le:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ]
L/C:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ]________PS:[x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
Aw:[x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]_________At:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ]
Godly Powers
>Unflinching, Wrath, Giant-Slaying
STR:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ]_____MAG:[x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
RIS:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ]_______REG:[x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
VIT:[x][x][x][x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ]______WIL:[x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
SPD:[x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]_______REF:[x][x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
Non-Combat Powers
>Non-Combat very funny
>Region, Temperate, Moderate, Common
Final Attributes
+1 Fauna
+1 Flora
0 Danger
+3 Resources

>> No.38368919

would a cantrip cyoa be any good?

>> No.38368988

Spellbook type cyoa? Don't see why not.

>> No.38369125

spellbook but with cantrips from D&D, mage hand, charm, illusion. minor stuff like that

>> No.38369203

Terra Formars CYOA, text only at the moment.

I'll get around to making one with images sooner or later.

>> No.38369407

Nahmirra Fareye
Earthern Hammer

>> No.38369446
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put a lot of work into this one. pls rate

>> No.38369464

top kek

>> No.38369486

okay that was funny

>> No.38369501
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Urban fantasy author has now awoken, should I work on it some more? I'd probably reformat everything first, add a few powers, a weapon or two and then more companions including, sigh, waifus.

>> No.38369523

I think perhaps you should make Nahmirra's desire to eat you something different from disappointing her.

It's kind of stupid that oh you disappointed her in this one instance now she's going to eat you.

>> No.38369581

That was supposed to be an implication that if you disappointed her sexually than anything else. I thought I implied it clearly enough that the demanding and controlling bit was lewd.

>> No.38369735

As much as I want more waifus, adding some complications/goals/enemies would be cool. Or organisations that can be joined.

And yes waifus

>> No.38369827

I really enjoyed this cyoa, needless to say i picked the mystery box, but probably i would have chosen the bucks or the plane shifting charm.

>> No.38369841

anyone have the CYOA where you wake up in a maze, and there are various underground themed areas to choose to explore, sorry if the description is vague but I don't remember more then that

>> No.38369878

Please do it for me, please. I don't have the patience for 150 characters.
ATLEAST put them in a ready format.

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>> No.38369892
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Ask and ye shall receive, my child.

>> No.38369901

much appreciated

>> No.38369905
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>> No.38369915
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I really should update gen 1 companions

>> No.38370288

I've entertained the thought of doing the old Magical Realm CYOA, choose Equipment, and then generate a ship with Stardust CYOA with more credits, and generate a power armor with Power Armor CYOA.

>> No.38370414

I like the idea of making MYSELF and my main buddies in Spessrefuge, then forming a crew and getting a glorious vessel with Stardust.
Hmmm, come to think of it though, I mean technically you could take something like the "OG Mobile Suit" options in stardust and just happen to make your own in power armour, with the same restrictions of it but the same hangar space and weapon slots as stardust.

>> No.38370619

Is void considered a classical element? Considering using it for dragon element.

>> No.38370626


>> No.38370707

Classical elements always have been and always will be fire water wind and earth

>> No.38370718

Only if you're a weaboo

>> No.38370848

Only 2 lawful companions, huh?

Unless you're talking Chinese, in which case it's fire, earth, water, metal, and wood.

>> No.38370867

Classical elements are dumb

>> No.38370889

your dumb

>> No.38370894

That's cool, we need more urban fantasy.

>LIghtning mage
Some magic power and some physical power
I don't want to wait until i am grandmaster to fly and don't want to be limited to flying in storms only
>Moon Shot
Anti magic gun is surely useful

The for a Urban Fantasy Waifu CYOA this can use more waifu, at the start i was kinda dissapointed that i would be able to take only one power as i need to get a waifu for three points, but then i read it all and found out there is no waifu for me and gladly took two powers. Can't complain.

>> No.38370895

Well technically theres four that run in-line with registered peacekeeping, I forgot to mark Stephanie Becker

>> No.38371014

They had lightning and stone listed as "classical" elements. Figured it was worth checking.

>> No.38371075

Don't have time to read it all right now, but i like it. Setting is nice and various roles and how you tied the waifu business into the political structure and the reason a human empire can unite other races with something other than strengh of arms.

>> No.38371128
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Can I read the worm CYOA without spoilers? I'm about halfway through the fic

>> No.38371170

Yeah, noticed that after recounting.

What page is Yegor on? I saw someone named Yegor mentioned in Lenin's description, but couldn't find him.

>> No.38371207

Wait, never mind, found him.

>> No.38371355

Considering that monster-girls are a phenomenon which originated in Japan, void is probably a legit element. Just remember that it won't make you any stronger - you get the same flamethrower-strength breath as everyone else.

>> No.38371377

No. It basically assumes you've read the entire series, and spoils at least a couple of the most important twists in the series.

>> No.38371536
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>[3] Advanced Piloting
>[4] Mind-Link
>[6] Advanced Mechanics
>[8] Advanced Nuclear
>[9] Ship Gunnery
>[11] Silver Tongue
>[12] Basic Combat
>"In Control"
[1] The Demigod
[2] The Harbinger
Ship Class:
>[1.6x] Destroyer
Offensive Subsystems:
>[32m] Herald "Fangs"
Defensive Subsystems:
>[25.6m] Herald "Carapace"
Propulsion Subsystems:
>[32m] Herald "Grin"
Command Subsystems:
>[40m] Herald "Pyramid"
Energy Modules:
>[80m] Mana Core x2
Shield Modules:
>[40m] Heraldic Shielding
[4] Spinal Mounts:
>[12m] Mana Blaster x2
>[18m] Tesla Overcharger x2
[10] Broadside Mounts:
>[16m] Mana Blaster x4
>[12m] Tesla Overcharger x2
>[12m] Heavy Laser Cannon x2
>[0m] None x2
[2] Point Defense Mounts:
>[3m] Light Laser Turret x2
[HS 8] Drones:
>[8m, -1HS] Repair Drone (Heraldic Aesthetic)
[HS 7] Vehicles & Mechs:
>[14m, -2HS] OG Mobile Suit (Heraldic Aesthetic)
>[1m] ^Light Laser Cannon
>[4m] ^Mana Blaster
>[12m, -4HS] Drop Ship (Heraldic Aesthetic)
Special Modules:
>[3m] Teleport Jammer
>[3m] Tractor Beam
>[5m] Composition Scanner
[9 ER] Rooms:
>[1m] Crew Quarters Upgrade
>[2m, -1 ER] Officer's Quarters
>[5m, -1 ER] Captain's Quarters
>[12m, -1 ER] Advanced Infirmary
>[9m, -1 ER] Advanced Evacuation
>[7m, -1 ER] Fancy Mess Hall
>[3m, -1 ER] Lounge, Recreation Room & Observatory
>[3m, -1 ER] Laboratory
>[9m, -1 ER] Advanced Arsenal
>[6m. -1 ER] Hypercomms & Digital Security
>[9m +1 ER, -1 ER] Hull Extension = Engineering Bay & Cargo Space

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[40 C] Crew:
>[1m, -1 C] Anna Tse (Co-pilot)
>[0m, -1 C] Hailey (Second in Command)
>[5m, -1 C] Cindy Kayoko
>[4m, -1 C] Tina Wei
>[0m, -1 C] Comet
>[2m, -1 C] Pierre Miksugi
>[2m, -1 C] Gregorz Grzegrzolka
>[4m, -1 C] Vikram Solar
>[6m, -1 C] Arabel Meyer
>[5m, -1 C] Scot Shepard
>[9m, -1 C] My'Hra Jos
>[6m, -1 C] Arachne
>[9m, -1 C] Wilheml Von Welch
>[2m, -1 C] Mikka Akimoto
>[0.5m, -10 C] Researchers
>[5m, -5 C] Controllers
>[0.3m, -5 C] Explorers
>[9m, -1 C] Captain
>[2m, -1 C] Patricia Cooper
>[16m, -1 C] Plague
>[32m] Active Cloaking
>[21m] Torpedo Silo x2
>[0.6m] Talons x3

>> No.38371572
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Our initial intent will be exploring and research in regard to Heraldic Technology and Origin. We'll come across two new crew members that will attract unwanted attention from the Federation and the Fire Legion. Pursued by both, we'll try to get away in unknown space, where we were planning to do research anyways, only to end up lost. We'll come across a Herald Space Station, and, at the moment, I'll know what's coming. I'll send out a signal that let's the Fire Legion and Federation know exactly where we are. I'll use my silver tongue to talk the Heralds down until the Federation and Fire Legion show up. I'll turn my ship, acting as if they're with me, and goading the Fire Legion and Federation into a fight. When the Fire Legion or Federation messes up and fires, I'll use Umbra to get out of the way. The herald ships will be struck instead. They'll attack the Federation and Fire Legion with devastating force. It will be a space battle to remember.

Meanwhile the Pyramid will have brought us up behind the station, where's we'll enter and raid the Herald of advanced technology. My ship will be instructed to monitor and record the battle. Once we have all we can manage, the cooldown on the Pyramid should be done. We'll fly off, take more shots of the battle, and then blink out of there and put all the distance between us and that mess.

We'll transmit a highly edited version of the battle where it looks like my ship was backed up by Herald allies, and show the Federation and Fire Legion getting hammered into space dust. The battle and the Federation/Fire Legion losses at what looks to be "my hands" will go massively viral. Some will call me Herald. Some will call me Demigod.

It will all be a lie.

All hail the old ones.

>> No.38371614

Posthuman, lightning, knife, and since I have a spare point, the gun.

>> No.38371707

Salutations, brother!

I came here with the same question, though I'm only a third through.

Thank you.

>> No.38371850

>Erogenous body
>no refractory period
I'm pretty sure comboing these will make your dick fall off from priapism.

>> No.38372153
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Let it never be said I'm either lazy or a liar, even though I'm often both. Here's V1.5 of Urban Fantasy CYOA. No mechanical changes, the addition of images for Derek and his sister and a complete format change.

>> No.38372313

Not if you remove it by getting a sex change first!

>> No.38372322

Can you tell us more about the rules of this thing?

>> No.38372726

Why is the Watcher so hot?

>> No.38372727
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>> No.38372767

Presumably because you're an exhibitionist I guess.

>> No.38372829

I bet her vagina has an eye in it...still hot somehow. Unless she gets a yeast infection in her eyegina.

>> No.38373131

>not vageyena
You had one job...

>> No.38373195

I've been assuming that you get all the advantages and disadvantages of both - so a ghost-slimegirl would be both fully intangible and completely goopy. I'm not sure how certain combinations, like slime-plantgirls, would work, but it seems like a good rule of thumb.

Not the creator, but I'd allow it so long as you paid the 5 points.

Not unless you hybridzed with an Elemental and took the perk for it.

>> No.38373233

it is in japan


>> No.38373240
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>ghost-slime girl
>Completely goopy

You sure about that?

>> No.38373360
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Oh, wow, V1.6 already!

>Added Rune Master Power
>Added additional description to Hecatae and Owling book
>Added description to all companions

I'm probably going to make a second page with pets, bases and big bads/quests that you take on for more coins.

>> No.38373604




My ideal party would have a Knight, an Evoker, and an Illusionist, with the rest of the items spread between them I'd like to have a healer-Paladin too, but they don't play well with undead and I can probably ad-hoc up healing.

I'd take on a scouting/collecting role, having tons of skeletons (with their flesh cooked off) scout the area ahead, bring back plants' seeds and loot, and report dangers ahead.

If they're the ghost of a slimegirl, then yes.

>> No.38373624

Thanks a lot anon, I really like your CYOA. Hoping for a high number of big bads/quest, is almost always the best part of a CYOA.

>> No.38373656

Thanks anon, that's nice to hear (though companions tend to be my favourite...). Want to suggest a quest or big bad?

>> No.38373742

Something like the slayer from the Order vs Chaos CYOA, aka someone that want to kill you to take your powers and items. Ancients creatures that the player awoke alongside his powers and don't particularly like the modern world, whatever made the magic go in hiding in the first (if any), paranoid government/conspiracy thinking that magics users are a treat to the population/their own agenda.

>> No.38373914

Could you find a place to cut this in half and make columns instead?

I don't know how to fix it, but in firefox, images that are too large/long get cut off and I end up with the bottom bit just being a black non-loaded expanse.

>> No.38373937

I don't have the problem, which version do you have, 36?

>> No.38373952

I use Firefox and that never happened to me.

>> No.38374036

Maybe my computer is shit or something? Though it's fairly new (not gaming-quality, but workable).

I just got the new FF update, so I don't know what's wrong.

>> No.38374057

Do you have any 4chan plugins? Mine causes something similar, I just open the image in a new tab.

>> No.38374073

That's the thing, I've always been opening images in a new tab.

>> No.38374163

Try just expanding it in the thread? Might work better?

>> No.38374385

Geomancy & Runes, plus the Gun & Knife. Essentially, anyplace I have access to a hard surface, I can carve runes - and if not, well I have a clear field of fire!

>> No.38374744

Lightning Mage
Owling Book

Lightning and water make a good combo, plus both my items are basically companions as well

>> No.38374957

>make the image worse for everyone else, just to cater to your own shitty obscure tech problem
Yeah, nah.

>> No.38375079

That wasn't the creator, I'm the creator. Though I'm not changing the image.

Have any of the other suggestions made a difference?

>> No.38375381

So you don't have any addons/did you try disabling them?

>> No.38375732

Post Human
Earthern Hammer

I don't think many people would survive being shoved into the ground up to their head and then being soccer kicked by a Post-Human.

>> No.38375781

Anyone got the Game of Alice? I just got dumped again and I'm feeling like rolling up some waifus.

>> No.38375793

Skeleton Gangrape 3 is coming along slowly.

Where's the best place for the skeletons to go on holiday? Skegness or outer space?

>> No.38375837

The moon, Jupiter, and beyond!

>> No.38375857



And would you rather The Rock was a celebrity guest rapist, or some sort of deity worshipped by the Skeletons that grants them his favour?

>> No.38375880

No it doesn't. What happened is that you failed to load the pic properly. It is an internet problem, are you on sat or something?

Try downloading the image, then opening it.

>> No.38375905

THE Rock?
How can he NOT be a GOD?!

>> No.38375939
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Currently consider making a CYOA about an anon who becomes a 'Wanderer' a part of a secret organization that travels across time space and the fabric of reality to...
Well you know they don't even really know what they're doing.
This hypothetical CYOA would include...
> Character regeneration (Think Doctor Who but with Meth)
> Equipment Layout
> Bonus Abilities, Relics, Weird Time Magic shit
> Faction (Wanderer's are divided into ten groups; The Travelers, The Fighters, The Archivists, The Free Flyers, The Administrators, The Home Guard, The Architects, The Void Hunters, The Hopeful, The Free Walkers) Each comes with unique bonuses and abilities, along with contact with the Councilman, the ten leaders make up the council and make the rules, etc, etc
> Companion shit
> Drawbacks
> Lore out the ass
Picture if you will a bunch of pious lunatics got to the core of the multiverse and kicked a giant eldritch abomination in the nuts to get there. Would you approve of such a CYOA /tg/? I could try to make it if you're interested.

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>> No.38376034

I played something like that in GURPS once. Go for it mang

>> No.38376052

Sounds like fun, do it. Would this be your fist CYOA?

>> No.38376092

Yes, unfortunately, I've been using these things for writing for years and now would be the first time to throw something back for my efforts.

>> No.38376112

That's a good idea, giving back is always positive, but I suggest you drop the name, at the very least until after you've produced some OC.

>> No.38376113

Thanks Spess Cowboy.

>> No.38376116
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>> No.38376149
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And number 2.

>> No.38376174

That's number 3. Number 2 had vampires and ghosts.

>> No.38376223
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And here's the last one.

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>> No.38376310

...good for you?

>> No.38376331

Wasn't there an option to get a Power Armor at one point? Also, should I assume that the Ship buy is for an equivalent size of the ship in the Spessrefuge?

>> No.38376420

How do you mean?

>> No.38376459

>One year older
>Younger Sister and Mommie Dearest
>Naughty and Childish
>Top Student (9)
>Hobby: Camping
>30 cm shorter (this makes her 5'5", or 168 centimeters)
>Very Light/Pale; Green Eyes; Red Hair
>E-Cup (-1 for D-Cup)
>Weird Sexual Feature
>Deeply Religious
>Sexual Overdrive

I suppose she's a very intelligent, exceedingly Catholic woman with an intense sex drive?
I've known some Catholic women that were very, very sexually active, but I doubt they were exactly deeply religious. Sounds like a humorous situation.

>> No.38376509

Well, I was meaning should I consider a Star Dust carrier to be an equivalent price to the Solar Predator, or something like that? Star Dust is in the millions of credits, Space Refuge is only in the thousands, so you can't afford anything from SD on the SR budget.

>> No.38376512

Maker of this. Yeah, I wanted there to be a real reason for humanity to be BOTH the dominant race, AND the new kids on the block (it doesn't make sense normally because other races, even if they're slower breeding, have much prolonged life spans you know? Their tech advantage should be staggering).

Rules for it will (when I have the time to run it) a civ game, usual rules. Players choose collectively what to play (first to three votes in a category wins), 2 actions, 1 idea (maybe 1 action and 1 idea given my posting size). players roll 1d20 for actions, and 1d100 for ideas.

Basic thought would be that the game runs for the 6 years before the Crown Prince takes the throne. Perhaps a little after that if the players are really enjoying it.

>> No.38376531

>"I shouldn't be feeling so horny, it's a sin... but I am!"
Stephanie? Is that you?

>> No.38376577

does anyone have any cyoa's without a setting? Like the one's where the choices involved would just affect your everyday life, and not teleport you to a strange realm or outer space or something.

>> No.38376633

General Perks
-5 Magic
-8 Timeless
-5 Sustained
-4 Durable
+2 Amnesia
0 Hitol

Elemental (Magic)
-5 Conjure Element
-4 Join Element
-6 Enchant Element
-0 Restrain Power (free via Physical)
-5 Abstract
-4 Radiant
+4 Physical

I'm basically just a living magic battery. I could probably find a mage and just follow them around all day, boost their power. Maybe do some murderhoboing.

>> No.38376695

Yeah just currency differences.

>> No.38376730

So you're saying to treat the "12m" as though it were just 12 credits?

>> No.38376832

Time to waste a whole bunch of my time fuck schoolwork:

Age: 15 (5 years younger)
>Getting a little creepy right off the start, will probably use a Love Point on that unless I latter roll up she's a futa or something
Background: Mommy Dearest
>On the other hand, I guess if Alice turns out to be too young there's always Mrs. Schmidt...
Personality: Wild and Energetic
>Haven't had much luck with this kind of girl so far, but since it's a given in this scenario that Alice does love me, maybe it'll turn out fine...
Intelligence: Below Average
>I suppose it ties up nicely with her personality.
Hobby: Fencing or Kendo
>What was the name of that fake glasses girl from Bamboo Blade? Because I'm thinking of her now
Height: 20 centimeters shorter than me, placing her around 1.6 meters
>I'm fine with that
Build: Skinny
>I'm fine with that too, although I'll admit I don't mind them a little bit full
Skin: Tanned
>At least we won't look strange together.
Eyes: Green
>An unusual and attractive combination so far as I'm concerned.
Hair: Brown
>Fits decently.
Breasts: B-cup, which considering her build is reduced to... less than A-cup? AA-cup? This is definitely getting a little creepy.
Distinctive Features: Muscular
>Maybe "she's" just a boy?
Special Traits: Secret Talent: Mechanics (motor vehicles)
>I got to admit, a motorcycle leather wearing, slender yet muscular girl with a sword is... alluring. Why she feels a need to hide the motorcycle fetish is anyone's guess I suppose

Using Love Points to change her age to my own 20, and her cup size to C, so it'll come down to a more socially acceptable A. Last point I'll drop into making her a supernatural being, because at this point I see I'm rolling the main character of an anime anyway.

And she's... a ghost. A ghost from the Middle Ages, who committed suicide, maybe because the villagers found out she was a swordswoman. I'm getting an awfullly Celty vibe from all this.

And that's fine by me.

>> No.38376957
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Great grandma?

>> No.38376975

I just rolled a ridicolously average (my age, no special background, tan skin, brown eyes, black hair, average build, B-cup, glasses) who's a supergenius and a pianist, and is melancholy and pessimistic. I was beginning to think very ice queen type...

Then Secret Hobby: Cooking.

My heart just grew three sizes. She was moe all along.

>> No.38377014

Celty's a character from a light novel, not your Scottish grandmother.

>> No.38377031
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A lot of the CYOAs are like that, not most, but if you went through the archive, you'd find that a big chunk of them are like that.

>> No.38377047

Well no.. it's just literally an adaption to the currency of star dust.
The two aren't really supposed to be with eachother, you know that right?

>> No.38377048

Personally I think the utility of map and bonfires is just way too much, and not a lot of people like soloing so they have to pick Party.

I think merchant and waystones needs a small buff to make it more of a competition, right now bonfire lets you take a breather which is a huge advantage in a dungeon and map is simply too useful, there's a reason a map is in a lot of dungeon crawler games.

>> No.38377052

>Rolled 5 years older (1 cup size larger) - Don't mind either way.
>Rolled 2, buy 9 (Rich) (Rolled 2, Significantly Above Middle Class) - Yeah, no, fuck this roll.
>Rolled 7 (Naughty and Childish) - Oh god, she's insufferable.
>Rolled 1, buy 8 (A+ Student) - No retards.
>Rolled 3 (Music) (Rolled 8, Singer) - Not the best, but okay.
>Rolled 8 (Head Taller) - Holy shit, she's an amazon at over six and a half feet.
>Rolled 6, (Average Weight) - Sure.
>Rolled 6, (Tanned Skin)
>Rolled 2, (Brown Eyes)
>Rolled 6, (Brown Hair)
>Rolled 10, 7 (F cup with the age roll) - Tits are way too huge for me, but I'd rather deal with this than waste a point.
>Rolled 1 (Ordinary Features) - Boring.
>Rolled 12, Buy 1 (None) - Is this entire table just to force us to use a love point? Seriously, I'm into weird stuff but 12 is just complete sick fuck level.

Man, I have shitty luck with rolls. I had to pay not to end up with a cheating retard Alice with disgusting fetishes. She's still outrageously boring as a person, with nothing unique about her other than the fact that she's a giant. And that personality roll is HORRIFYING. This woman is 28 years old and apparently acts 5 or something, like a horrible brat. I'd pay out of it if the alternatives weren't dealing with shit that's WORSE.

>> No.38377063
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To expand this pantheon further, who's more fitting, Hypnodisc or Razer?

>> No.38377089

>not Ziggo
Do you even BattleBots?

>> No.38377094


>> No.38377115

See >>38369892 and >>38361696

I had been assuming you were Spessrefuge and just weren't using a trip.

>> No.38377119

I don't even need to read the second option, it's Hypnodisk.

>> No.38377125

I'd pick Beast and Judgement, spam overhand attacks until one hits and boom, they die.

If it doesn't hit them in the crown or sternum, they'll still take heavy damage from the beast.

>> No.38377144

>Implying most of /tg/ wouldn't bear with that if it meant being boyfriends of a buxom pervert

>> No.38377154

Trap Knight, Border, Harem

>> No.38377166

Bear with what? The cheating retard bit or the shitting dick nipples fetish part? And I'm not most of /tg/, thankfully.

>> No.38377184

>will probably use a Love Point on that unless I latter roll up she's a futa or something
>unless I latter roll up she's a futa
So underage is fine if she has a dick? What?

>> No.38377197

He's saying he's going to pay for her to be older UNLESS he rolls futa later and wants to pay to make her an actual woman.

>> No.38377200

"Celty" is "similar to celts".

>> No.38377203

I meant I'll change that roll unless I end up with another one that's more pressing change.

>> No.38377211

But you have three love points anyway.

>> No.38377213

I think that's "Celtic".

>> No.38377236

Yeah, and sometimes you need ALL of those. Like what if he had ended up rolling like me in >>38377052 and desperately needed every point?

>> No.38377243


I'm finding this all very confusing. There seems to be missing pages, alternate pages, changes, out of order maybe.

In the next CYOA could someone post this in order and complete?

>> No.38377265

No, that means "is a Celt".

>> No.38377266


>> No.38377329

Which word do you need help with?

>> No.38377371

>Age (9, 6): 23, way older than me. Kind of a turn off but I'll see where it goes.
>Background: (9, 8): It's fucking Lamburgini time
>Personality: (9, 9, 8, 8, 8): she's super duper fucking kind and helpful, and my rolling app could be broken.
>Intelligence: (1, 4) complete and utter bimbo, but at least I avoided her being an autist by a hair's length. Fuck my life. At least she's nice.
>Hobby: (18, 9) cooking, and she's bad at it. Makes sense on the one hand, since she's fucking stupid, kind of pathetic otherwise. Maybe her maids always cooked for her. I just hope all that kindness won't mean she'd constantly try to feed me her creations.
>Height (2): 20 cm shorter
>Build: (8) because of course she'd be chubby.
Skin: (10: alabaster white
>Eyes: (2)
>Hair: (2) She might've looked good if she wasn't chubby
>Breasts: (10, 8) then again, a G-cup...
>Distinctive Features: (6) Long hair, weird but I'll manage.
>Special Features: (9) Frigid

>> No.38377468

I think I rolled Haruhi Suzumiyah.

>> No.38377472

Nightmare mode

>Luxury Apartment
>Personal Chef
>body care/make up Essentials
>Deluxe luxury Bathroom
>MP3 player
>Creative kit

>Meet n' Greet Raffle
>Daily Semen enema
>Thristy Gloryhole
>Daily extended Spanking
>ball gag
>Butt plug
>Urethral Play
>Locked in Heels
>High output Lactation milking
>Water chamber
>Sleep in Straitjacket
>Tentacle Monster
>Parasite suit

>Public casting call x2
>Insect queen ovipositor
>Slime girl

>Greater than F cup
>Beautiful Face
>Hyperfertile vagina
>Redhead, Blonde
>Blue, Green
>Pale, White, Feminine
>10" penis x2 w/4 balls
>extra pair of >F cup x2
>hair removal
>Erogenous body
>Refractory Period
>Gag reflex
>Improved holes
>Zinc supplements
>Fast Easy Pregnancy


>Cash-in (50k)
>New identity

3 points remaining. A truely nightmarish 6 months and lifetime afterward

>> No.38377614
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Right, I've nearly written 2 of the 3 sections for Skeleton Gangrape 3: Skeletons on Holiday/Skeletons Jump the Shark Edition.

Choosing where to go on holiday (Outer Space, The Future, American Road Trip, France, Safari, Dinosaur Safari, Japan or Skegness), and choosing a deity who's blessing to receive (The Rock, Sean Connery, Jimmy Saville, Brian Blessed, Megalon, Hypno-Disc, Werner Herzog, one more to be decided).

I'm thinking section 3 should be the waifu option. As in, choosing which of various popular waifus to do a skeleton gangrape on.

>> No.38377639

Now I've got fond memories of Chaos 2.

>> No.38377655

Why do you take 50 points' worth of Cash-in, especially after taking Loadsamoney? Having 10 mill. dollars, one would think that an additional 50k wouldn't be worth 50 points' worth of additional suffering, even if it's for 6 months.

>> No.38377668

So made some minor updates. Wondering if I shouldn't add a "Talent" section to it, personal abilities type deal? Or too much do you guys think?

>> No.38377685
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Part 2 for reference.

>> No.38377711


Fuck off.

Chaos 2 is the John Cena of Robot Wars.

>> No.38377759

I don't hang around /asp/ so I don't get what you are trying to say.

>> No.38377799


Chaos 2 was boring because flippers were too effective, and it was the most effective flipper.

Stuff like Hypno-Disc and Razer were much more exciting to watch, but just couldn't compete with flippers like Chaos 2.

At least it wasn't fucking Tornado.

>> No.38377807

That's because there is no most updated complete version. Half of the pages are from the most recent version which is still incomplete, and the rest are from the older complete version.

>> No.38377819

Why do that instead of posting the old complete version?

>> No.38377825

Ok, so what do you want me to do? To not have fond memories of Chaos 2?

>> No.38377848


Alright, let's have some rolls for something absurd!

>Age: 10 years younger
Well, that's something. I'll have to wait a year or two before she's legal.
>Background: Older sibling
>Personality: Proud and Haughty
The worst personality out the whole bunch. Fuck.
>Intelligence: Genius
...that explains the stuff before. I can work with that.
>Hobby: Cooking
That's nice
>Height: same height
Damn, this doesn't help me: I'm unattracted by people of my same height!
>Colors: light skin, blue eyes, black hair
Could be worse.
>Build: Chubby
>Breast: E cup
...that's a whole lot of marshmallow hell.
>Feature: Piercings
...I sorta cringe seeing those.
>Feature: deeply religious
Well, fuck.
>Sexual feature: Sexual Overdrive
...well, that's...nice. Especially considering the thing before.

And now....For fun, making both the weird rolls of the other two parts! So my Alice is also...

...a minotaur witch!
That's odd, but cool.
Also even more marshmallow hell.
Let's see the details...
She's a "Bull" kind of minotaur...which I'm perfectly OK with.
And...she's a psychic kind of "witch".

>> No.38377851

He's saying your robotfu is bland and boring.

>> No.38377876

>tfw you will never be smothered between the gargantuan, sweaty tits of an underaged psychic minotaur genius

>> No.38377903

>Age: 4 years younger
>BG: rolled 2 10's, sweet Jesus. She's got an older sister and they're rich. One of the rolls went to a 1.
>personality: got a 9 ended up with proud+haughty, thoughtful+flighty
>Hobbies: B-ball
>Height 30 cm Shorter
> Tan Skin, Brown Eyes, Black Hair, C-cup
>Build: Skinny, puts her to a B-cup
>Distinctive Feature: Glasses
>Special Feature: Glutton
Thank you RNJesus, I'll blow a point on changing her B-ball aptitude to computers though.

>> No.38377904

This thing's only cool when people writefag for it, and in all my time here I've only seen 2 who did that. Most (me included) can't be bothered.

>> No.38377958

I'm cool with spending ten minutes rolling out a fake waifu, but I'm not jumping off of the deep end to actually write about one.

>> No.38377966



Fight me.

>> No.38377990

That's because you've never rolled a really good one. I'll never forget the thread when some lucky ass bastard anon ended up with a kindly, German, /tg/ loving blind MILF nympho with K-cup tits.

>> No.38378013
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You're already dead!

>> No.38378017

Because we like the new incomplete version more.

>> No.38378027

Oh and she was uber rich, too. Because you know, why not.

>> No.38378029

Luxury Apartment(25)
Big Budget Fresh food (5)
Toy Chest(-10)
Tabletop Games(-30)
TV w/Vidya(-55)
Workstation Comp with webcam and VI headset(-95)
Nudist Outside(-120)
Custom Sex Slavex2(-180)
Body Care Kit (-190)
Luxury Bathroom (-215)
Naughty Maid(-245)
Extended Closet(-255)
>Physical Mods
F-Cup (-280)
Fertile Vagina(-298)
Feminine voice(-300)
Add >10" penis(-314)
Hair Removal(-310)
Mind Wipe(-290)
Menstruation control(-291)
Improved Holes(-294)
Zinc Supplements(-297)
>Time Adjustment
You're Here Forever(-162)
Public Casting Call(13)
Mind Alteration(28)
Erogenous Body(58)
>Entertainment pt.2
Well-Rounded Education(38) Law and Physics
Drugs(28) (dat holy grail)
Edits for new edition
High Output lactation (18)
Meet and Greet (18)
Slime Girl (38)
Ovipositor Insect queen (73)
>Body Mod
Change to fertile to hyper fertile (71)
Refractory Period (70)
Gag Reflex (69)
Fast and Easy Preg (49)
Add >10" penis (35)
Dessert (35)
Sugar Rush (30)
Personal Stylist(15)
New Identity(0)
Slaves and roommates can come later if anyone cares.

>> No.38378030



I had good results with this one, I got to say, but one got to admit that I would have my pelvis shattered due Snu Snu.

>> No.38378035

The problem you're having is not just that they're out of order. It's they posted a mix of pages. Two from the original version of the CYOA, 3 from the most recent version of the CYOA that rely on never released versions of the two out of date pages they posted, and then they posted unofficial pages and expansions that on top of not being made by the original creator are also out of balance with the official images because they can't even understand simple things like the point allocation of ship hulls versus their price which results in a bunch of options that give you more benefit than anything on the original page at cheaper costs. When you have more points allocated in your option that the most powerful things on the original image, but yours cost less than those, not more than those, you don't fucking know what you're doing.

>> No.38378140

2, 1 - Alice is 19.
4 - Alice is an Orphan
8 - Alice is Kind and Helpful
7 - Alice is Smart
11 - Alice is a Geek
7 - Alice is 40 cm shorter than I am
6 - Alice is tanned
6 - Alice has blue eyes
3 - Alice has black hair
1 - Alice is scrawny
4 - Alice is flat
12 - Alice is freckled
11, 9 - Alice has a secret talent for Cooking
*Love Point - Monster*
8, 1 - Alice is a Bull Minotaur
*Love Point - Supernatural*
1 *Love Point* - Alice is a Mad Scientist

Final Alice: 19 years old, an orphan, kind and helpful, smart, geeky, 8" taller than me, deeply tanned, brown eyes, black hair, skinny, B Cup Breasts, muscular, freckled, secretly talented at cooking, hairy and musky, and is a minotaur mad scientist.

I am absolutely OK with this.

>> No.38378174

Will the author being updating? Seems like a lot of (popular) work to just walk away.

>> No.38378178


I would enjoy that.

>> No.38378184

Bracer of Shadeshifting, and be a very niche stage magician. Still, since no one will ever, ever be able to discover how I do it then I'll make a name for myself. And I might just learn some cool tricks and industry secrets to do legitimate stage magic after building a reputation.

>> No.38378194

He hasn't been seen in forever. That's all I know.

>> No.38378242

Where'd the guy went who said all these months back he'll make an app for this?

>> No.38378260

If you have to ask, he's probably disappeared off the surface of the Earth.

>> No.38378274

SDA hangs out in the IRC pretty regularly. He's definitely still around, just not working on Stardust right now as far as I know.

>> No.38378300

So he stuck around but didn't complete his cyoa? That's a sad lack of work ethic

>> No.38378312

He's too busy with all the anal sex.

>> No.38378346

He's busy with real life, he works on cyoa stuff when he has free time though.

>> No.38378364

Yeah, he stills around to squat in their hangout and not do jackshit. Pretty worthless if you ask me.

>> No.38378478

I personally think the merchants are super-useful. Even with the backpack you're probably going to wind up with a lot of treasure and nowhere to put it, and I'd much rather use some of that treasure on a much-needed healing potion than just lug it around.

Then again, I'm soloing because I don't want to have to deal with the risk of some asshole backstabbing me for loot.

>> No.38378490

if he has time to jack off to anal sex in irc he has time to work on cyoas

>> No.38378492

Nice trips

>Omni Knight
>The Border
>Luxry Suite

>> No.38378543

But why would he need to?

>> No.38378564

Destruction, Death, Disconnection



Primary - Undead
Secondary - Worms
Tertiary - Demons


Magic Resistance
God Slaying


Combat Ability 6
Non-Violent Coversion Rate 0
Likeability/Charm 10
Awareness 8
Tactics/Strategy 7
Leadership 2
Problem Solving 9
Attunement 8

>Godly Powers
God Armor
Home Field

Strength 5
Resistance 10
Vitality 10
Speed 5
Magic 10
Regeneration 5
Willpower 5
Reflexes 5



Behold, for the end of all things is upon you.

>> No.38378791

>catfolk warrior - 600
>doggirl - 550
>magic and fighter orphans - 500
>orc cook - 450
>leather armor x 2 - 150
>normal clothes x2 - 50
>spellbook - 100

Fuck around at the inn while the catwoman teaches the figher orphan how to fight and me and the magic orphan bumble through learning magic in our spare time, then eventually go adventuring maybe. Seems comfy


>raccoon girl x 25
>brothel owner

welcome to the coon saloon

>> No.38378821

>Trap Knight
>Secret Agent
>In Secret
>The Student
I don't know my objectives, but whoever I'm after won't see it coming.

>> No.38379007

It's a nasty strategy for sure, but you now have to be double as fucking careful not to draw that blade around any friends or allies. Your mates may not expect an onslaught from you and a target not expecting Judgement is dead.

>> No.38379042

>the warehouse
>change appearance at will

>live in the warehouse, furnishing it with whatever cool shit you want
>shapeshifting because why not

>> No.38379155

>Rolling on this.
>Fat loli.

>> No.38379236

It's the second best type of loli!

>> No.38379399

You mean second worst.

>> No.38379617

I stand by my belief that The Journey and The Answers together are the best possible combo. Q&A means you can learn about every single fictional world possible, and ask questions such as "What world should I visit first to make surviving the rest of the Journey easier," "What worlds would I need to visit to acquire <insert other option from the CYOA here>" "where does my ideal love reside," or "what world would I enjoy spending the rest of my life in the most?"

>> No.38379621

Worst, of course, being futa loli.

>> No.38379641

Completely agreed.

>> No.38379854

futaloli is best loli you pleb

>> No.38379900

Get out of here you sick freak.

>> No.38379926
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How can one man have so much wrong?

>> No.38379932
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>Liking Futaloli
The only pleb here is you.

>> No.38379949

So when did you two realize that you were in the closet?

>> No.38379975

I've never been in the closet. I'm bisexual master race.

>> No.38380010

As long as you can admit it's gay, that's fine. You still have shit taste.

>> No.38380026

Why do you like hairy men with vaginas?

>> No.38380035

Feel free to keep wallowing in your shit taste you pleb.

>> No.38380059

Why are you so gay?
I won't, because my taste is patrician as fuck.

>> No.38380087

>Why are you so gay?

There are better places to fish for gay sex, freak. Go away.

>> No.38380096

decided to instead make it so that the perks system is expanded and you choose two things.

>> No.38380109

You're the one that masturbates to dicks anon, I'm sorry to have to tell you but you're gay.

>> No.38380117

all of you are gay and all of you have shit taste

now move on

>> No.38380132

So this is what it's like when people are so pleb they haven't even seen what patrician is.

>> No.38380162

>You're gay!
>No, YOU'RE gay!
Keep working at it, /tg/. A few more years and you might all be seventh, maybe even eighth grade level.

>> No.38380178

Nah, this is what happens when people like you with bad taste can't come to terms with it.

>> No.38380189

>being this mad

I guess being assdamaged is par for the course for you GBLT hosers.

>> No.38380221

Nobody is angry at you, anon, we're just trying to make you come out of the closet.

>> No.38380243

You mean shota?

>> No.38380244
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Maybe one day, we'll graduate to the point where pic related isn't true.

>> No.38380271
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I'm not sexually attracted to men or giraffes.

>> No.38380298

You're attracted to penises. You are, in fact, gay as springtime.

>> No.38380336

Nope, a disembodied penis would do nothing for me. Try again, window-licker.

>> No.38380374

But you masturbate to dicks, and people with dicks. You're gayer than Oscar Wilde at his worst.

>> No.38380377
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I fully admit that I have shitty gay taste. But my shitty gay taste is going to win because I post content instead of shitpost spamming.

Maid bootcamps are so ridiculously overpriced. There should be karate-kid-like benefits to each purchase.

>> No.38380392

>Male attracted to penises on other humans
>Not gay

>Specifically little girls that have penises
>Liking Loli

>> No.38380421

If only there was a way to keep your maid.

>> No.38380436

>Age:2/4) 4 years younger than me
>Background:7) Mommy Dearest (we Hitomi J cup now)
>Personality:1) Wild and Energetic
>Intelligence & Knowledge:9) Smarter than a motherfucker
>Height:2) 5'1
>Build:10):Big Bones

>>Colors:7, 9, 1
>Skin: Light
>Eyes: Green
>Hair: Black

>Breasts:9) E cup (increased to G because shes big boned)
>Distinctive Features:12) Freckles
>Special Features:10/4/9) Secret talent/Music/Singing
>Weird Sexual Features:3) Mammary Magic (lactation)

Rerolled Height Age and Breasts

>> No.38380445
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I can do that too.

Unless you can post multiple CYOAs at the same time, we're evenly matched.

>> No.38380464

yea it's kinda lame that you have to trade them out after 2 years

>> No.38380481

If liking futa is gay, then liking cuntboys is straight. I think we both know that you'd be hard pressed to find any straight men who like cuntboys, therefore futa is not gay. You cannot refute this, so you're just going to call me gay again.

>> No.38380521

you know, wouldn't that make us all gay if we're masturbating to straight porn?

Now if you're talking futa on futa... then yeah, that's pretty gay (though still potentially debatable), same for futa on male, but futa on female is just twice the boobs with straight sex thrown in.

>> No.38380525

You're attracted to cocks. Makes you gay. What you seem to be missing, is that something being gay or straight does not mean that every straight or gay person likes it.

>> No.38380554 [DELETED] 
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>implying this isn't 100% straight

I'm with you brother, check out this picture of a hot chick I found on the internet looking at straight porn for straight men who like vaginas.

>> No.38380559

If you're masturbating to the futa? You're gay. If you're masturbating to the girl who is being fucked, then you're not. It's an important but not subtle distinction.

>> No.38380583

Transexuals are abominations and put you pretty firmly in the bisexual category. And sick fuck territory.

>> No.38380714

Futa on girl is more hetero than man on girl, you man-loving faggot.

>> No.38380767

Nope, you're masturbating to someone with a cock. That makes you gay. Same as if you're masturbating to the guy in normal sex situation.

Why are futafags too stupid to understand that most people are only masturbating to one party and not both?

>> No.38380771

I don't think it is... not really. If you're being THAT specific you're probably heavily in denial about some things. Want to talk about your homophobia some?

>> No.38380785
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> Insecure sexuality territory inbound

>> No.38380799

>I don't think jerking off to cocks is gay!
Oh, I see, you're just retarded. That answers everything.

>> No.38380822

noooo... sometimes you're masturbating to the act itself, not to one person or another... like I don't get turned on by nudity by itself, but specific situations do.

Your argument is really fucking dumb.

>> No.38380838


Not just someone, it's a woman. You know, because I like women. Why is this so hard for you to understand? Are you literally autistic?

>> No.38380863


You seem really focused on cocks.

>> No.38380886

like any straight man should be

>> No.38380888

You're saying you're masturbating to someone with a cock, then. That, of course, means you're gay. I'm not sure why it's so hard for you to understand.
Nope, it's a hermaphrodite. A snail is not a woman, a snail is a hermaphrodite. And if you're jerking off to a cock, while you have a cock, then you're gay. It shouldn't be so difficult to understand that you're gay, but you're afraid to admit it.
Not as much as these people who jerk off to them.

>> No.38380934

>A snail is not a woman

What did you just say about my snailfu, bitch?

>> No.38380962

Your snailfu is a hermaphrodite. Probably, depends if we're talking about some specific snail monster person or whatever.

>> No.38380995

>would rather watch a man have sex with a girl than a girl with a penis have sex with a girl

Nigga, you sure you not gay?

>> No.38381015

Nope, it's a hermaphrodite abomination, not a girl. And you're rather jerk off to someone with a dick than someone who doesn't, making you gay.

>> No.38381052

Futas are girls. How does someone on /tg/ not understand fantasy?

>> No.38381078

Nope, futa are hermaphrodites as they they produce both kinds of gametes. I'm not surprised someone on /tg/ doesn't understand science.

>> No.38381224


A proper futa. the ones on /d/ aren't even herms. They hardly ever have vaginas.

>> No.38381241

If they don't have vaginas, then they're shemales. That's not even futa, what the hell. You're masturbating to men with tits.

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>> No.38381260

Those ones don't count, do they? I mean, they have to have both. Right?
All those lady-boys in Bangkok don't count.

>> No.38381291

Make no mistake, you're gay for liking shemales too, but they're definitely not futa. I'm not even sure how this confusion happens, because even Japan has a different term for it (newhalf).

>> No.38381309

So here's the updated version.

Any one have suggestions for additional changes? More perk ideas, other positions (though if we add a position I need to add a regalia as well)

>> No.38381312

They have vaginas, they're just often covered by the balls or something.

>> No.38381314


I'M not masturbating to them. I'm saying that's the shit they have on /d/, and they'll fight tooth and nail saying those aren't gay either.

>> No.38381339

Then /d/ is retarded, which we already knew. Those are shemales and if we're being technical it's even gayer.

>> No.38381366

Post it next thread.

>> No.38381471

will do.

>> No.38381526

>If they don't have vaginas, then they're shemales
What the fuck. Shemales are men who did a surgery to look like women, while futa are females who have a penis by some "natural" or magical means and never were males.

>> No.38381550

Futa are hermaphrodites with both sets of gear. Shemales are someone who only has a dick, no vagina. They're men. And it's gay.

>> No.38381577

been on your side for most of this argument, but I'm switching over there. That's straight retard.

Futas also GENERALLY lack balls, but it's not a requirement.

>> No.38381601

That's just not true. You cannot prove that.

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So if having a penis 100% makes you a man no matter what, how come you also accept the fact that you would fuck this beautiful woman gently, and rubbing your face on her big soft belly isn't gay at all and is something you're totally in to.

>> No.38381640

Uh, yeah I can. Males produce sperm. Females produce eggs. Hermaphrodites produce both. Shemales? Produce sperm. That makes them male. That's the scientific definition, sorry bucko, but you're gay.

>> No.38381671

>implying futas are real

>> No.38381678

>no matter what, how come you also accept

*no matter what, you also accept


>> No.38381686

I'm sorry, I didn't read your post, because you just posted furshit like an idiot. You animal fucking freak.
Hermaphrodites are. Again, snails.

>> No.38381718

That is one hot mama. I'm glad I'm not gay so I can enjoy this wonderful sight.

>> No.38381753

New thread.

Everyone not invested in debating sexual semantics head this way.

>> No.38381760


Pick one.

>> No.38381767


Let me give a different view on this matter then the other anons. if you find MASCULINE qualities attractive, then you are GAY. A dick is most definitely a masculine trait. As is most of what you just posted there. Meaning Both what you posted and futas are, indeed, gay as all fuck.

>> No.38381782

I pick both, because it's a term for your sexualized fetish for hermaphrodites. You big gay faggot.

>> No.38381806

/lgbt/ is more up your alley, homo.

>> No.38381816

And /hm/ is yours, faggot.

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>a dick makes this 100% masculine but a vagina doesn't make >>38381639 100% feminine

sick logic

>> No.38381835

That doesn't make sense. That means cuntboys have a feminine quality, so liking them is straight.

>> No.38381855

>When that anon mentioned multiple traits.

>> No.38381878

It's all gay.

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