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>learn some cool tricks then get turned into a big blue bird
Taloned claws weren't too hard to deal with – you use nail clippers for the talons. As for the hawk or eagle head, well... I still had teeth. But as for the head itself, uh, I decided to deal with it like a man coming to terms with baldness. That is to say, rather poorly.
I was at work when the warp storm hit; and then our entire world was displaced into the warp. I was expecting the sky to rain down RAPE and NOPE. But instead, there was a change in management, as all the politicians, scholars, military officers, etc. decided that we were now working for the Clumsy God of Reasonable Assurances. (a.k.a. The Great Deceiver.)
We all live in reasonable comfort. Sure, we did get minor chaos mutations, but no more than one or two at most. Aside from that, life remained almost entirely unchanged, aside from the aforementioned disfigurements.
There was a revision to the curriculum available at universities, sure, that's to be expected with a regime change. All sorts of new-fangled industries developed from newly available fields of study and experimentation. Sorcery was simply another tool, that's all there was too it. It came with expected occupational hazards, considerably reasonable risks, sure.
The sun sets with a different set of hues each evening, and sometimes the sun rises from the west instead of the east. Yesterday, it rained jellybeans. But It could always be worse. I think it's pretty reasonable to expect a few odd things to happen on a now demonically influenced world.