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Would you accept $100 to stay locked in a room with a xenomorph for two hours?

>> No.36087715

Depends, do I get a condom?

>> No.36087718

>$100
Fucking bump that up with at least 3 more zeroes, you fuck.

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Who the fuck would agree to this?

>> No.36087750

>>36087686
It's called risk and reward not just risk

>> No.36087769

>>36087686
You could make more selling your body for 2 hours if you were efficient.

So no. I wouldn't allow myself to get inevitably killed by a horrific alien monster for crack whore money.

>> No.36087773

you wouldn't survive long enough to receive the cash let alone spend it.

>> No.36087784

>>36087686
>$100
>To be locked in a room
>With a creature whose only purpose is to kill and reproduce.
>For 2 hours.

I'll do it, if the Xeno is already dead and its acid has dissipated.

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>>36087686
>Would you kill yourself for $100

>> No.36087883

>>36087849
best response

>> No.36087925

>>36087784
you couldn't get me to stand in a room with a dead xenomorph for $100

for a live one, i'd rather shoot myself

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>xenomorph smells my superior genes
>decides to cocoon me in resin for facehugger
>spend two hours getting secreted on

easiest $100 bucks ever

>> No.36088966

>>36087715
I think we visit the same threads on /d/....

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>>36087686
As a proud Xenomorph Queen who has mothered hundreds of beautiful children, I find these comments offensive.

>> No.36089332

>>36087686
No, but if I was feeling suicidal maybe? Donate to a charity or something then die in such an awesome way your tombstone immortalizes it. "Here lies Anon, the first human to die to an alien being"

>> No.36089396

>>36089291
who was father?

>> No.36089589

>>36087925
It probably wouldn't even be dead. It'd be 'wounded to almost death' then heal and get up and kill you and devour the corpse for more raw material to glue itself back together with super speed xeno heals.

>> No.36089744

>>36088357
Is that what they do? I thought they could turn you into a drone as well with royal jelly or sommat

>>36087715
>>36088966
My brothers.

>> No.36089940

>>36089744
Nope. In the original there's a deleted scene where the xenomorph was converting captured crew members into new eggs, but they cut that and it was retconned away for a Queen in Aliens.

>> No.36089963

how large a room?

>> No.36089989

does $100 cover the medical bill if that thing even breathes on you the wrong way

>> No.36090339

>>36089989
What makes you think that if it breathes on you wrong that something else isn't about to go much more wrong?

>> No.36090372

For $100?

Hell, I'd do it for free!

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>>36087849
/thread

>> No.36090526

Getting paid for my magical realm?
I'm in.

>> No.36090652

>>36087686
This depends greatly on which version you mean.
If this is closer to Gieger's original design, then I shall die in glorious xeno pussy.
If it's movie xenomorph, then I'll get a brutal death.
Either way I get to see her curves before I die.
The 100 goes to the janitor that has to clean up the mess, however dreadful that may be.

>> No.36090694

no because it would kill me retard. do you think ghosts need money?

>> No.36090763

>>36090694

You need some money to pay the ferryman, dude. Don't want to be stuck on riverbank for all eternity, do you?

>> No.36090797

>>36089291
XIDF pls go.

Seeing as how their vision is based on movement I would coat myself in mud while spreading chum to place its attention elsewhere before I harpoon it, unless I have my movies confused.

>> No.36090820

>>36090694
Yeah but dude...100 dollars.

>> No.36090827

>>36087686
Maybe 100$ for 2 milliseconds. But, 100$? To stay in a room with a near unkillable creature? For two HOURS? Fuck you, OP, That's nowhere near a fair deal. I'm nowhere near that desperate for money.

>> No.36090848

>>36089940
I *think* the director's cut or whatever has the scene as part of the cut, the idea being that is how a lone drone can start an infestation. It isn't as efficient as a queen, but it gets the job done.

>> No.36090868

>>36090652
What was his original design?

>>36089940
Making men IN to eggs? Like, their body become the actual egg, and part of them becomes the Xenomorph?

>> No.36090922

>>36087686
is it an animatronics xenomorph or a guy in a suit? is there anything to do in the room?

>> No.36090937

Would you accept $100 to commit suicide?

>> No.36090938

>>36090848
I liked the non-canon thing in the last AvP game, where a lone drone begins to mutate into a queen after a while. It seems fitting enough.

>>36090868
Like melting them into eggs agonizingly while they're still awake.

>> No.36090944

>>36090868

The book has a scene where Ripley saw one of the crew being transformed into an egg. This means a lone drone has the potential to start a small hive, perhaps even produce a queen egg to get the ball rolling.

>> No.36090962

What the hell I can make $100 in two hours at my job that almost definitely will not involve any acid-blooded alien monsters that want to kill me.

>> No.36090969

>>36090868
>original design
If you look at his first sketches of them.
They had tits, ass, and a pussy.
They were made hyper-sexualized to get that uncanny valley feel.
One of them had two xenomorphs curled in an oroborus, their tails inside each other.

>> No.36090976

>>36087686
Only if it's one of those super lewd ones that /d/ always tells me about.

>> No.36090987

>>36090868

Yes, Captain Dallas was in the process of becoming an egg in the deleted scene from Alien. Ripley sets him ablaze.

>> No.36090989

If it was detained then yes I would sleep in a corner. Other wise I don't want to deal with one of those

>> No.36091003

>>36090938
Like, melting the people, into legit eggs? Like, Eggs that animals hatch out of? Like, a chicken egg? I understand, but I don't.

>>36090944
I must find this book.

>>36090969
Do you have these sketches?

>> No.36091008

>>36090868

Man becomes egg, egg grows facehugger, facehugger fucks your mouth, chestburster grows in yo tum-tum, chestburster becomes horrifying alien monstrosity.

>> No.36091050

>>36090989
>if it was detained
because that's always ended with them staying detained for any period of time. Have fun never waking up anon.

>> No.36091151

>>36091003
They were glued to the wall and their flesh was slowly mutating into the form of those leathery xenomorph eggs. Ripley incinerates them with the flamethrower since they were still awake and holy shit.

>> No.36091197

>>36091003
>Like, melting the people, into legit eggs? Like, Eggs that animals hatch out of? Like, a chicken egg? I understand, but I don't.
The mass of their bodies was being turned into face hugger eggs
Here's the scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS5MtzrW1vU

>> No.36091220

>>36090969
These sketches, I require them...

>> No.36091268

>>36091220
google "giger original alien".

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>>36087784
You've got a fifty fifty chance that you're either breeding meat or food. I say go for it.

>> No.36091307

>>36091268
Hahah, many thanks

>> No.36091435

Giger was kind of a fucked up nigga.

>> No.36091694

>>36091435
Really? I'd have never guessed.

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>>36091435
Yes and?

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>>36092105
my favorite giger pic. wana get a poster someday. right after he died, this poster was goingfor like 50 bucks or something retarded like that so i passed.

>> No.36092539

Somebody had better start posting lewd xenomorphs.

>> No.36092768
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>>36092539

I'll post what I've got.

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>>36091268
>>36091220

All I'm getting is the xenomorph designs seen in the movies. Link?

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>>36092768
>>36092824

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>>36092847
>>36092824
>>36092768

>Not posting the original

Even the Hivemind blushes.

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>>36092539

>> No.36092953

Will it fuck me? Then yes. Will it kill me at any time? No. Will it fuck me then maim me a little? Probably.

>> No.36092973

>>36092953
This right here.

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>>36092918

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Are we doing this?

I think we're doing this.

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Alien or snazzy space suit, you decide

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>> No.36093114

Prometheus

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>> No.36093152

>>36087686
Buddy, I wouldn't take $100 to stay locked in a room with Alien fans for two hours.

>> No.36093165

What the fuck happens to someone that they come up with shit like this

And why is it so interesting

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>>36093114
Not quite as terrible as it first seems once you keep in mind that almost everything the characters do is to reinforce the film's themes, rather than because it makes sense. I mean it still isn't great, but I get what they were going for with it.

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Dude I just finished Alien and I'm watching Aliens right now in glorious blu-ray director's cut, having never seen them from beginning to end before.

It is striking me how much of the stuff in Starcraft was a direct homage/rip to these movies

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>>36093165
>What the fuck happens to someone that they come up with shit like this

Beautiful, terrible things.

Goddamnit why did he have to do?

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>>36093186
Er, die, I mean.

>> No.36093204

>>36093165
Nightmares, literally, that's what made him do so he could treat or cope with night terrors and then you mix it with your own personal perversions and boom, art.

>> No.36093213

>>36093180
You are going to stop at Aliens right? You're not going to subject yourself to Alien 3 and resurrection right?

>> No.36093234

>>36093213
Alien 3 is alright.

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Not Giger's work, but a lovely homage. A lot of the pictures are NSFW (the model is nude) but you should be able to find them with a reverse image search.

>> No.36093246

>>36093180

Like what? I've never seen Alien or Aliens before, and I'm curious.

I mean, I understand the fleshy hive and corruption ascetic the Zerg share with the Xenomorphs, but beyond that they don't have much in common.

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>>36093234
Resurrection isn't terrible either. It's not got a touch on the first two, but it's still enjoyable as a sci-fi action/slasher move with cool characters and pretty aliens.

>> No.36093265

>>36093246

*They don't have much in common from what I've seen.

This is what I get for posting late, I'll come back and look at this tomorrow

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>> No.36093283

>>36093165
The artist committed suicide..

>> No.36093284

Depends on it It was going to be like the original concept and sting me and turn me into a facehugger egg.

The novel and the Director's Cut of Alien demonstrate this peculiarity. Originally there were no queens.

Pity that the facehugger isn't present because the way they make queens is by inserting into the womb, rather than the stomach according to Alien3 novel....

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>> No.36093320

>>36093275
>gofuckyourself.jpg

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>> No.36093358

>>36093283
Giger? He died in a hospital after falling over and hurting himself.

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>> No.36093364

>>36093283
Giger? Died of old age

>> No.36093368

>>36093180
You do of course mean "how much of the stuff in almost every modern sci-fi ever was a direct homage/rip to these movies" right?
>Halo pelicans
>Zerg
>Tyranids
>WY logo shows up in countless movies and TV shows
>Dropship pilot in Starcraft rips almost all lines from Aliens
>IG armor
>Avatar has so many references it hurts
just to name a few of them.
just to name a few

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>>36093368

Woah, momma...

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>> No.36093459

>>36093438
>blue exoskeleton
This picture enrages me.

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I gotta bail for work. Enjoy!

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>>36093368
>In the pipe, 5 by 5

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>>36093459
Eh, I think it's kind of neat. It'd be like getting savaged by some weird pulsing deep-sea creature. It'd probably flicker and flare and move less like a panther and more like a shark.

Not the worst ever xenomorph-based idea.

Pic unrelated.

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>> No.36093618

>>36093574
>pic
I want one so bad now.

And no, it's not. That would be the fucking toy line with rhinos and shit.

>> No.36093636

>>36093246
>>36093265
A LOT of the unit quotes, The Amerigo cutscene, even the general aesthetic of everything-is-futuristic-but-also-in-slightly-neglected-states-of-repair. I mean the movies set the standard template for 80% of sci-fi after it but looking back, Starcraft is a lot like playing E.Y.E. and seeing that it's a total love letter to 40k in everything but legality.

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>>36093088
Can't it be both?

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>>36093618
>That would be the fucking toy line with rhinos and shit.

I thought these guys were kind of neat.

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>>36093651
maybe

>> No.36093725

>>36093574
>Giant Isopod cellphone holder
I want one of those so much.

>> No.36093734

>>36093714
>talixeno
I'd let it cut my asshole open and skullfuck me

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>>36092768
>>36092918
>>36093088
>>36093106
>>36093134
>>36093236
>>36093259
>>36093275
>>36093382
>>36093714
Now I'm aroused.
Especially with that last one. I never knew Quarian Xenomorphs were a thing.Hora hora.

I guess I rolled my nat 1.... Again.
God damnit tg why must you corrupt me so.

>> No.36093811

>>36087686
I make anywhere from $40-$150 a night at my food running job for six hours of mundane yet stressful bullshit.

FUCK. THAT. CRAP. $100 is not worth dying for.

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>>36093088

>> No.36093828

>>36093714
I'm getting some serious Quarian vibes from this one for some reason.

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>>36093651
I like the way you think.

>> No.36093856

>>36093828
That's because it is a quarian, you numbskull.

>> No.36093870

>>36093828
Oh gee I wonder why.

>> No.36093912

>>36093838
Prototype + Deadspace?

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>>36093734
it could too

>> No.36093937

>>36093618
Fuck you bitch the Aliens toyline was amazing

>> No.36093938

>>36093912
>prototype
The fangirls for that game are just weird.

>> No.36093947

>>36093714
>>36093438
I would appreciate more xenomorph / alien hybrids.

It's probably the neatest part of their physiology, to me.

>> No.36093961

>>36093912
no we need a tabletop game that's
Guyver + Prototype + Deadspace + MD Geist, so... probably what's those robotic space ninjas versus the "Grineer" chinese cyborg colonists?

WARFRAME, that's it

>> No.36093963

>>36093935
>mouth nipples
I don't even need to roll for this fetish.
>>36093938
Oh god I need to know but I don't want to ask.

>> No.36093976

>>36093963
He is shipped with Cross and for some reason Desmond from asscreed.

Also tentacles.

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>>36093912
>>36093938
>prototype

do you even bio-boost?

>> No.36093986

>>36093935
Please post a link to an uncensored version
Please

>> No.36093992

>>36093976
...so, /d/ when the futafags aren't in mating season?

>> No.36093994

>>36087686
only if I get to fuck it

>> No.36094005

>>36093976
Cross I can understand, but
>assassins creed
How horrifying

>> No.36094009

>>36093992
/d/ isn't nearly that into guys

>> No.36094011

>>36093976
Uh....okay....
I figured the tentacles would exist, but Desmond?
And here I thought disney shipping was bad.

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>>36094009
but they do love ducks

>> No.36094030

>>36094005
I know right
>>36094011
Disney shipping? Like shipping within the disney franchises or crossovers into disney?

>> No.36094043

>>36094009
/f/ on gurochan then, it's practically the same place now that watersports vore and flatulence are now a significant and allowable part of the demogrpahic

>> No.36094060

>>36094043
never been to gurochan

>> No.36094061

>>36093935
blehg no futa for me.

>> No.36094081

>>36087686
Noope

>> No.36094082

Okay then. To all of you who said no because 100$ is too low.
What would it take for you to be willing to stay locked in a room with a xenomorph for two hours?

>> No.36094089

>>36094024
So
I mean
Why couldnt you just bite off the facehugger dick?
Like, it doesnt even need to be all the way in your mouth, so theres no risk of impregnation if you do it too late. Has this ever been attempted? What's the catch?

>> No.36094090

>>36094030
Within all of the movies, because barriers don't exist to those people. Pick a prince/princess/villain/secondary character and another prince/princess/villain/secondary character and ship them. I guaruntee it's already been done and someone considers it the purest love of all history.

>> No.36094107

>>36094082
20 other people all armed with flamethrowers and 50 thousand dollars.

>> No.36094112

>>36094090
That's hardly the worst you can do. It's only disney after all.

>> No.36094120

>>36094089
>bite off the facehugger dick
>a species with acid for blood.

>> No.36094129

>>36087750
Would you accept $100 to play Risk for two hours?

I wouldn't.

>> No.36094131

>>36094089
The catch is it's fucking ACID BLOOD.

>> No.36094133

>>36094082
/tg/ doesn't have a daughter dying of cancer so we're kind of reluctant about the whole "gaining money by going to a certain death".

>> No.36094134

>>36094090
Some people ship characters with themselves.

And not like, an egotistical way, like literally a clone of the first character.

What the fuck kind of sense does that make.

>> No.36094142

>>36094134
Selfcest is hardly worth raising an eyebrow to.

>> No.36094149

>>36094131
>>36094120
You know what, I honestly forgot that.

But i'd prefer a dissolved face to death by facehugger. If it was between a high chance of death by acid and a certain death by chestburster, I mean.

>> No.36094159

>>36094060
I stopped being titillated by their library, it doesn't change much at all so it's no fun browsing when I'm bored and even the gore sections passed out of my interest

you can only masturbate to dead bodies so many times before the novelty wears off and there isn't a proper fetish to sustain the interest

actually I think all of my fetishes are kind of dying and leaving my libido unfulfilled just because I don't have anyone to fulfill those desires with

being an emotional romantic sucks and calling yourself demisexual just gets odds looks

blah, at this point I'd take the 100 dollars, throw it in the air and go to my xenomorph challenge and see how well submission and affection can be communicated with a sex-bound predator

>> No.36094160

>>36094112
See, you say that.
>Friends from the Other Side x Ariel's daughter

>> No.36094165
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>>36093947
You called?

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>>36093986
>>>/d/5825254

>>36094089
because it would give you a mouth full of super acid

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>>36094165
More.

>> No.36094184

>>36094149
Okay, how about the fact that canon says the dick is coated in anesthetic and local numbing agents?

>> No.36094188
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>>36094179
More!

>> No.36094193

>>36094184
See, I'd always wondered why people didn't make the unknowingly deadly mistake of biting

>> No.36094199

>>36091003
>I understand, but I don't.


Xenomorphs gene-splice with other aliens in order to continue to make a more advanced organism fit for whatever biome it's currently residing on. If you want some sci-fi drivel to explain the process of turning a body into an egg for reproduction, they probably change the DNA of whatever they're processing into 1/2 of the xenomorph's DNA. Or something.

it's sci-fi, I ain't gotta explain shit

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>>36094188
MORE! GO FURTHER!

>> No.36094208

>>36094184
Oh, well then thats the answer I was looking for.
Thanks.

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>>36094204
OHGOD WE'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
GOD SAVE US ALL!
AAAAAHHH

>> No.36094225

>>36094159
I adore the emotions I get to feel with /u/ stuff and get off to mostly /d/ stuff. I can't scratch both itches at once and it's frustrating. Not to mention that I've been having troubling finding stuff that combines my favorite /d/ stuff with pure exhibitionism.

I might just take the 100 bucks and throw it in the air too and hope that I either get to fuck the xenomorph or it at least kills me quickly.
>>36094160
Anon I am a veteran of /hsg/. I might think a ship is weird or in shit taste, but any feeling beyond that is nonexistent. You cannot phase me.

>> No.36094236

>>36094179
The best.

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>>36094236
have another then

>> No.36094266

>>36094225
faze even.

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>>36094225
Sorry, are you the sadist/dom version of me?

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>>36094193
also, apparently, as soon as they latch onto your face you go catatonic

>> No.36094294

>>36094275
That's what the dick anesthetics are for. Puts your ass to sleep so you can't run off and cut the chestburster out before it's matured.

>> No.36094302

>>36093165
I think there's a very high likelihood that he was raped as a child.

Like, not even being edgy, that's the feeling I get when I look at his art, childhood molestation.

>>36093106
>>36093063
>>36093075

>> No.36094307

>>36094267
I'm more than willing to dom, unless my partner has a body that is superior to mine in physical might, then I'd expect them to at least try to assert their place at the top.

Not really into sadism though. Public humiliation is probably as far as I'd go.

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>>36094204
Further, you say?

>> No.36094345

>>36094339
oh shit nigger what are you doing?

>> No.36094350

>>36094275
>>36094294

that's not even very rapey, until you get to the part where you wake up just soon enough to feel it pop out through your ribcage

that practically takes all of the submissive eroticism out of it

hell, with a little genetic engineering humans could mod themselves into sustainable breeding partners by giving their stomach a birth canal laced with xenomorph pheremones that the bursters would be sensitive to

and then people would invent chestfucking

>>36094307
Ah, so...

>> No.36094366

>>36094350
So what?

Answer me anon.

>> No.36094367

>>36094339

>Weyland-YutaniWetDream.jpg

>> No.36094378

>>36094350
>that's not even very rapey,

maybe you'd prefer Prometheus' starfish that stranglehugs you with giant tentacles, then uses vaginas that shoot tentacles to grab your face before shoving a fist sized dick down your throat instead of the babby facehugger one?

>> No.36094382

>>36094366
Shit how do emails work these days? Clearly not the option field.

>>36094378
the biggest down to that is I don't really survive to acclimate or enjoy it.

>> No.36094389

>>36094382
yeah, that's not completely out in the open, now is it?

Dammit moot

>> No.36094409

>>36094389
heh.

>> No.36094416

>>36094081
Why?

>> No.36094431

>Dis thread
>Dem wide egg laying hips

>> No.36094505
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36094505

check out this fat beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQg23yaf4mg

>> No.36094520

>>36094505
What the fuck is this? XenXen Binks?

>> No.36094560

>>36093636
I remember having played Starcraft for a long while before watching Alien, and when I finally watched it, it was like déja vu.

>> No.36094564

>>36094188
Xenomorph Carnifex.

>> No.36094566

>>36093368
It's more that Starcraft blatantly steals character designs and quotes from the movies.

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>>36094024
Fucking kraaka.

>> No.36094620

>>36094216
I have that one saved as "How tyranids are made".

>> No.36094627

>>36094600
You means krana. Kraata were the slug things.

>> No.36094628

>>36094520
Haxeno Miku

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>>36094627
You're right. I can't keep track anymore - I thought "Bohrok" and "slugs".

>> No.36094794

>>36087686
So the question is

Would you die for $100

>> No.36094832

>>36094600
The ice ones always had the best designs, but I never got my hands on one.

>> No.36094844

>>36093013
Worst cockpit ever.

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>>36094255
>>36094179
My dick

Xenomorphs are appealing on too many levels. I want to shoot them AND I wamt to fuck them. I could even see myself playing ultimate frisbee with them.

>> No.36094856

>>36093762
So, ummm, where'd that pic come from?

>> No.36094868

>>36094184
That dick somehow gets through a future space helmet. I don't think human teeth will stop it.

>> No.36094884

>>36094855
If they were a sentient species that wasn't interested in killing or chestbursting me I'd have no issues with them. Aesthetically they're actually very relaxing I think.

>> No.36095207

>>36090868
Pure glourious eldritch sexuality

>> No.36095234
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Has anyone seen Rita?

>> No.36095268

>>36094302
Close, he went skinny dipping as a young lad in the woods.
The pond/small lake he'd chosen was full of what felt like condoms
They were some kind of maggots, and they were all over him.
ALL over him, when he got out.
Yeah.
Like I always say, HR Giger was a god damned sexual eldritch priest.

>> No.36095294

>>36094216
>>Implying all these are not the same thing

>> No.36095315

>>36094339
You can't have a Xenohulk, Hulk's power is directly tied to his emotions Xenomorphs are emotionless. It would just be "puny Banner Xeno" aka a generic Xeno.

Now Flashulk kinda got my attention.

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>>36094505

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>>36087686
Will there be snuggling?

>> No.36095759

>>36094620
Except any of those 3 species on the picture are better than tyranids in terms of design.
How can anyone take tyranids seriously? They look like goofy dinosaurs with crab limbs and guns. Some even have fucking rifles sticking out of their mouths. And their classic colour scheme reminds me of Kinder Surprise.
I'm not saying they are terrible. They're just so less alien than xenomorphs (or even the Zerg at this point) that they share more similarities with bugs from Starship Troopers.
Genestealers are cool though.

>> No.36095797

>>36095759
I don't know, I've always pictured them as a splinter faction of zerg that've had to adapt to another universe in which real intelligence with emotions brings death due to chaos.

Also I think they're meant to echo the bugs from ST.

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giger world
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16748756

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16779450

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18973980

>> No.36095837

Fuck no, I'm not even going to joke about that shit.

>> No.36095841

>>36095797
Man, watching the movie and then reading the book for ST was such a drastic change, still good though.

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>>36095797
I mean, honestly, tyranids would not be even half as bad if they didn't have those dumb fucking MEAT BLASTERS and MEAT SWORDS. What's the fucking point? Why would they develop stuff that looks EXACTLY like humanoid weapons? Why do they even have hands and palms to carry this shit?

>> No.36095866

ANyone got the pdf from Alen vs Predator game on kickstarter?

>> No.36095874

>>36095863
orginally nids actually held the weapons and weren't completely bonded to them, then the zoats got eaten and we saw more integrated weaponry

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>>36095866
>ANyone got the pdf from Alen vs Predator game on kickstarter?
What have I done to deserve this?

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>>36095881
so you have it.

great.

>> No.36096164

>>36091275
It seems your reading comprehension is in the toilet, because I said...
>>36087784
>I'll do it, if the Xeno is already dead and its acid has dissipated.
Which fits in terms of the OP question because it didn't specify a live one.

But that's OK, because not everyone can be an actual human being. Not everyone can have intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks, dignity, strength, perception, endurance, charisma, agility, or luck.

Tell ya what champ, maybe one day if you read enough books, go into the gym, and really want it, you might be able to honestly call yourself a human being.

>> No.36096168

>>36090820
Angry Joe, go to bed

>> No.36096245

>>36095866
I'm also intrested.

PDf?

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>>36095863
Hey, fuck you, nid bioweapons are awesome.
I used to think like you do as well, but I learned to eventually appreciate the designs and thought behind the nid weaponry.
Think about it m8. The weapons themselves are separate organisms from the creatures carrying them, and the same sort of weapon is often wielded by very different beasts. It is far more cost efficient for the hive mind to design weaponry, and their wielders so that they can be interchangeable with ease

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>>36095759
>>36095797
Dinosaurs are in fact what they were supposed to be originally.

http://www.warpshadow.com/index.php?page=a-piece-of-the-hive-mind

>To make them more ‘Tyraniddy’ rather than ‘Alienesque’. It had always been the intention to make them an expression of the Gribbly/B-movie alien Archetype, which the Alien, the Predator, the Thing, the Metaluna mutant are all expressions of rather than being archetypes themselves. I also wanted to play up the Reptilian/Dinosaur/Crustacean elements to get rid of the ‘insect’ tag, Tyranids should look like an amalgamation of lots of different species, you shouldn’t be able to pigeonhole them easily [The original brief for them at the time of Rogue Trader was for 6-limbed, bio-engineered dinosaurs in space]

>> No.36096394

>>36089963
Does that really make a difference ?
2 hours is plenty of time for that thing to munch on your ass

>> No.36096416

>>36096385
yeah they basically have to be space lizardmen

squats got canned and vampire counts got sort of rolled and retconned out of necrons (tomb kings)

>> No.36096883

Bless this thread. What wonderful, horrible places we have gone together, /tg/.

>> No.36097006

>>36093438
If that was just black, or a very dark blue with sorta dark purple highlights, I would dig it more

>> No.36097028

>>36094089
I always assumed (in the first alien at least) it knocked you out with alien bio drugs before inserting its dick

>> No.36097044

>>36096883
>Bless this thread. What wonderful, horrible places we have come together, /tg/.
>FTFY

>> No.36097129

>played a Rifts game once
>played a good ol' boy Grackletooth who had a job at a traveling carnival wrasslin' the things for fun

That was a really fun character and I miss him.

>> No.36097165

>>36097044
That's the spirit!

>> No.36097762

Y'all niggas need Jesus

>> No.36098669
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Do you think the queen cares about drones or are they just pawns to her?

>> No.36098719

>>36094082
If it was alive and I was unarmed, no amount of money at all, you could offer me 10 billion and I would say no because I would die...

>> No.36098948

>>36093088
I really really like the idea of sexy xenomorph biosuits

>> No.36098970

>>36088357
So how does that end? Well?

>> No.36098987

>>36090402
In thumbnail format I thought that was a still from Alien Isolation, because the thing looked like it had that sheen you get in the game sometimes. I'm surprised it wasn't, and also impressed that I was so deceived.

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>>36090922
Jeri is a real nigga, true.

>> No.36099081

>>36093284
I thought they just had queen facehuggers.

>> No.36099094

>>36093368
Did they ever name the Avatar company? Could it have been W-Y?

>> No.36099105

>>36098970
Dredd gets into a fist fight with it.

>> No.36099190

>>36091435
He seems like such a nice man to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_T5T0PPY94&list=RDS_T5T0PPY94#t=0

>> No.36099208

>>36087686
I've played that scenario in the Aliens boardgame. It does not end well for Burke.

On the other hand, you're offering Burke money.

>> No.36099221

>>36095315
what if it infested banner, and when the chestbuster comes out the stress of bursting the chest makes it go hulk mode?

>> No.36099224

>>36094566
Yes, so does 40k, and it has been this way since the creation of the world, what are you getting at?

>> No.36099255

>>36094149
Well if you know what it is, you can get the alien surgically removed providing you're not in a Weyland-Yutani facility or something, since they'd just order you to die for it and let the entire base die in an attempt to contain it, as per usual.

I guess it is a choice based on availability and source of medical care after it rapes your torso.

>> No.36099290

>>36093168
I honestly like it both watched straight and when you watch it and laugh like crazy every time something funny happens, like "whoa, we're in space, searching for the secret to human existence and eternal life" followed by gratuitous death, or that fucking guy coming back on fire, or just the wifebeater (I forget his character's name) deciding to toy with and kill all humans because seriously, fuck humans.

>> No.36099292

>>36094378
Prototypes, size was reduced in production models. God, dying to such shitty designs...poor humans, they didn't even get to see the finished form of the project.

>> No.36099296

>>36099094
It's called the Resource Development Administration.

>> No.36099301

>>36087686
Is the money transferable to my next of kin?

>> No.36099307

>>36093186
>>36093201
It's sad for us that he died, but on balance, I'm happy for him.

>> No.36099322

>>36093180
You owe it to yourself to follow up with Dark Star, an early sequence in which was one of the inspirations for the feel of Alien.

It's also hilarious.

>> No.36099333

>>36093165
Night terrors. These were his way of dealing with them.

>> No.36099378

>>36094082
I'm broke. Could you... maybe do $50 for an hour? I can probably scrape up that much.

>> No.36099385

>>36087686
>>36094129
Would you accept $100 to play Risk with a xenomorph for two hours?

I would on the condition that it would just play the game and not try any funny business.

>> No.36099391

>>36094030
>Disney shipping? Like shipping within the disney franchises or crossovers into disney?
Ugh, I'm reminded of this crazy fucker on another board who was obsessed with the idea Elsa from Frozen getting facehugged and talking in detail about how the chestbursting scene would go.

>> No.36099406

>>36099094
Its the Resources Development Administration (RDA)

>> No.36099414

>>36099105
Pls to share

>> No.36099426

I'd pay $100 for it ;^)

>> No.36099431

>>36099296
If they had kept calling it the Company or talked around the name, it could have been W-Y. Lame

>> No.36099446

>>36094884
Isn't there one terrible RPG where they are? Strike Legion, google tells me.

>> No.36099452

>>36099385
>Risk
>Funny Business

Nothing is wrong with playing Austral-Aisa and building up. Fuck you guys.

>> No.36099471

>>36099094
The Burke is nowhere near enough of a Burke for it to be W-Y.

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>>36099406
Which is probably a subsidiary of Weyland-Yutani.

I mean, c'mon, the guy's name was Burke for Christ's sake.

>> No.36099507

>>36099480
No it wasn't? I mean, everyone called him that, but he wasn't Burke.

>IIRC when the actor's parents saw Aliens for the first time, they told their son just how happy they were when he died horribly.

>> No.36099509

>>36099480
Wait, really?

>> No.36099528

>>36099509
Parker Selfridge. Sorry.

>> No.36099529

>>36099507
See, that's a compliment, like how everyone hated Joffrey.

>> No.36099566

>>36099529
Oh, absolutely. My personal Alien Universe Top Five Characters That Aren't Xenomorphs goes Ripley, Vasquez, Burke, Ferro, Hudson or Hicks (if Gorman can't tell, I can count them both)

>> No.36099571

>>36094350
>hell, with a little genetic engineering humans could mod themselves into sustainable breeding partners by giving their stomach a birth canal laced with xenomorph pheremones that the bursters would be sensitive to
If your good enough to do that odds are you're good enough to have facehuggers turn people into xenomorphs

>> No.36099576

>>36099566
And that's despite preferring Alien to Aliens.

>> No.36099583

>>36092973
Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

>> No.36099595

>>36099583
Doesn't matter if it's Arcturan, baby.

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>>36099105
Dredd is simply the greatest character ever.

>> No.36099720

>>36093283
He fell down the stairs.

>> No.36099725

>>36099566
Gorman always was an asshole, huh.

say, wasnt there an Aliens tabletop supposed to come out relatively soon?

>> No.36099731

>>36099595
I never got that. Were there other sapient alien species out there at that point then? Are Arcturans that great?

>> No.36099744

>>36099725
shieeet. I hope so.

>> No.36099760

>>36099731
I presume it's the more reasonable "Arcturan men are extremely feminine and enjoy giving blowjobs/taking anal".

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>>36099695
You break the law, you're going down. Dredd dont care.

>> No.36099816

>>36099782
A better question is how the hell did they catch the Flash?

>> No.36099820

>>36099744
oh look, it already got its KS backing.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/513277403/alien-vs-predator-the-miniatures-game

should be up on the Prodos website for purchase then

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This morning I dreamt of getting a piggy-back ride from an alien queen at a halloween party. And then this thread is here.

Wat.

>>36099725
Yes. Very.

>> No.36099852

>>36099833
I dreamt I was being hunted through Rapture by a pair of xenomorphs, and it was really like some Bioshock and Alien Isolation fusion.

>> No.36099870

>>36087686
I wouldn't even stay in a regular locked room for two hours for $100.

>> No.36099879

>>36099870
what if they had wifi

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>> No.36100109

>>36099972
That lone Predator is about to die, isn't it?

>> No.36100117

>>36099972
>>36099833
Are these from the Prodos game?? Is it like Space Hulk but Aliens?

>> No.36100118

>>36087715
/thread

>> No.36100212

>>36100117
in that it's a dungeon crawler in space, yeah.

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>>36100109
Who said he was alone?

>> No.36100427

>>36100334
My ability to read a board? Unless there's a cloaking rule that lets you unveil Predators placed behind the aliens and marines.

>> No.36100447

>>36100334
Oh, using them as attack hounds? That seems inadvisable.

seriously, look at that. They don't even have their tails or razor claws confined in any way, that is just all kinds of dangerous

>> No.36100480

>>36100427
What i was saying was the aliens are together

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>>36098669
>Do you think the queen cares about drones or are they just pawns to her?

Well, towards the end of Aliens, the Queen reacts when Ripley threatens her eggs with the Flamethrower - and is obviously enraged when she torches them anyway. Whether there's any genuine emotion there or simply the natural reaction of something trying to protect her offspring we'll never know, but it seems obvious to me that Queens don't view their offspring as inherently disposable.

>> No.36100809

>>36100788
I expected them to be making a heart with their tails.

>> No.36100819

>>36097762
Jesus needs 2 hours in a room with a xeno, more like

>> No.36100916

>>36100819
>Xenomorphs seems to be intelligent
>can learn

What if a literal divine being tried to teach them a morality system? Like an alien god, Jesus, or a transdimensional reality warper who is indistinguishable from a god?

"Hear the word of the great Azket and-Will you /stop/ trying to claw me while I talk? It isn't going to work this time either!"

>> No.36100933

>>36100916
Can they comprehend speech?

>> No.36100941

>>36100933
Maybe you just need to teach them from chestbursting?

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>>36100447
The Killers (a bad blood clan bent on military conquest) have a pheromone device that lets them controlll the xenos

>> No.36101038

>>36100788
I'd bring up that holding cell scene in Resurrection, but you know... Resurrection...

>> No.36101046

>>36100997
So how does it react when they run up against a queen?

>> No.36101057

>>36100916
Well, in Giger's original plans, the Aliens were an enlightened, philosophical species with their own religion, that just had a particularly gristly life-cycle. After emerging from their host, the young creature would go through a brief, highly predatory phase during which it would grow substantially, eventually developing higher mental faculties and joining the rest of society.

I believe the original concept for Alien, before the Space Jockey's ship was invented, was for the Nostromo's crew to come across an ancient temple filled with eggs, that had survived long after the Alien's society had collapsed. The creature would have been going through that early predatory phase but completely cut off from its people, along with any guidance or facilities they might have been able to provide.

>> No.36101105

>>36101057
Holy shit I want this.

>> No.36101108

>>36094566
I'm pretty sure the voice actress for the Human Transports is the same woman who was the pilot in Aliens.

>> No.36101143

>>36101057
That's actually really sad and maybe it could still be canon even with them being bioweapons. Just there's nobody around tough enough to live through it evolving to intelligence without cold killing them, and thus on their own they kind of develop a self perpetuating vicious tribal hive.

>> No.36101177

>>36101057
So how would they have justified breeding stock death? Would they have been produced the same if using animals, or did only sapient hosts make smart offspring?

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>>36101038
But in that scene, the death of the smallest drone wasn't senseless - it served the specific purpose of setting the others free. Obviously some will die in the process of protecting their hive or propagating their species, but we don't see the Aliens fighting for no reason or killing one another for sport. Even if the Queen values her offspring as assets to be used in the expansion of her hive, she still values them.

>>36101105
>>36101143
This is actually what >>36093168 is depicting - IIRC, it would have been part of a series of pictograms depicting their full life-cycle. You can even see a hieroglyphic language around the central pyramid image.

Also, fun fact; in Prometheus, there were half-baked plans to suggest that the Space Jockeys had domesticated the Aliens and kept them as pets.

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>>36101177
I'm not sure, but I think they would have used livestock, and incubated their young within old or terminally ill/injured members of society, who would have sacrificed themselves in order to bring forth the next generation. This was scrapped fairly early on, so a lot of the fine details probably weren't nailed down, but it's a pretty interesting idea.

>> No.36101295

>>36101232
I honestly was always a believer in the bioweapon theory. Though this is a self replicating bioweapon which evolves on its own and is barely controllable if at all as evidenced by the Space Jockey in Alien who clearly got facehugged while transporting a load of those eggs.

But I figure that you can reconcile that with them being intelligent, but not with having an ancient culture. It'd be more like 'how can we reach these keeds?' tier trying to teach them to not be horrible monsters and have culture of some sort which they could then take and self perpetuate and modify.

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>> No.36101405

>>36101046
Queen stink reigns supreme. A plot point was releasing one to take away the Killer's xeno advantage.

>> No.36101496

>>36101405
These Predators have balls of solid neutronium. Even with mind control devices I'd refuse to work with a xenomorph and transporting a queen is going to end with faces being hugged or her busting out and shredding shit.

>> No.36101595

>>36101269
Maze of death. Build a vast labyrinth loaded with observation devices, and the only way in or out being guarded by warriors. Then fill it with confused cows and let the babies run around in there till they seem smart enough. Then lure them out of the maze with a laserpointer. Now they are ready for kindergarten, where they can learn not to kill everything that moves and how to use phones.

>> No.36101742

>>36101496
Regular Predators dont keep the Queen around, but all of their clan ships have the bondge gear to hold one. They usually raid a Hive (great honor) for a Queen, move to a different planet, put some eggs out, and then use the Queen to lure the drones in so the kids can hunt them. Things only go wrong when humans get involved.

>> No.36101848

>>36099816
He ran into the Fist of Dredd.

>> No.36101882

>>36101057
>Well, in Giger's original plans, the Aliens were an enlightened, philosophical species
So now I'm picturing meditating xenomorph space-buddhists. Thanks, thread <3

>> No.36101896

>>36101882
>Hisssss
>Hiss hisss hiss.
>Sage hiss
*nodding*

And that's the first lesson on the six roads to enlightenment.

>> No.36101933

>>36099972
do you have AvP pdf to share?

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>>36101882
Now that's an image I can get along with.

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>>36101882
>>36101896
so no pdf yet?

>> No.36102104

>>36102044
You may have quoted the wrong people, but sure, here's a PDF.

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>>36102044
Hellloooo new desktop wallpaper.

>> No.36102156

>>36102104
you had me hoping for a moment

>> No.36102275

Honestly, the thing that's always got me as far as a tabletop goes is that playing yet more humans in space is boring and playing the aliens is kind of weird and incomprehensible because it's hard to get a character out of that.

I still want it though.

>> No.36102335

>>36091197
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>> No.36102351

>>36102275
I want to see a game that nails this 'stalked by an invincible monster' horror right (Unless of course you have a pulse rifle) because then I could modify shit for Predator or Alien or trolls or Cthulhu beasties or whatever

Is there already a good horror RPG that has that angle in it already?

>> No.36102425

>>36102351
I don't know of one personally, but it strikes me as something that could be quite difficult to do. Your average trpg group is accustomed to being able to solve all their problems by shooting them or hitting them with a sword and invincible horrorbeasts force this particular sort of impotence on characters that a lot of them would not be able to stomach, I think.

I mean, it's the current trendy thing in horror video games. But it's not exactly easy to do a good jump scare at a table and as a group activity there are problems with the common paring down to only one survivor.

...Unless you have players of dead characters join the opposing side and plan the demise of the rest of the party. Maybe that's worth something.

>> No.36102449

>>36102425
Did you play Alien: Isolation? That game runs on surprisingly low jump scares but just enormous tension.

>> No.36102508

>>36093438
>big chap
for you

>> No.36102531

>>36102449
Oh and also shitty segments without the alien. Seriously, when it goes away for a while and you know you can't accidentally summon it with too much noise, the Joes are stupid and boring.

>> No.36102569

>>36102449
What I'm saying is it's incredibly difficult to pull off unless you have a good group. Otherwise you're going to have tweedledee on one side of you yelling GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER because he thinks he's hilarious and tweedledum on the other metagaming like a champ.

Then again, this is the classic mood problem. It just seems really hard to get people to buy into, and if you do then you have to maintain it. And the odds are they probably know the "mythos" well enough that it's hard to shock them out-of-character, and if you change things up for that reason then it sort of stops being Alien anymore.

>> No.36102785

>>36102569
Yeah. It might help by watching the movie with people before the game, but can't do that shit every time. But even one adventure of proper Alien horror before a mood shit to Aliens for a bit would be a rare breath of (terrifying) fresh air that I'd like to try and get in on.

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>>36101848
Tends to happen.

>> No.36102974

op was just fishing to see how many of you would jump straight into the deal just because of the opportunity to sexually assault such a creature.

>> No.36103062

>>36102974
>to be sexually assaulted by such a creature

Edited for accuracy

>> No.36103069

>>36102351
There is Abandon All Hope which is Event Horizon meets Escape From Butchers Bay. As a prisoner with a shiv its usually in you best interests to run away from the demons

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>>36100212
>>36100117
but you guys realize the game is an excuse to get you hooked into the large-scale TT wargame aspect of it that will come after

>> No.36103131

>>36094089
Retards saying acid blood aside: they got little claws by their mouths. They supposedly rip you open if you close your moth or block the eggs.

>> No.36103134

>>36103069
Got a dl?

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>> No.36103229

>>36103134
When i get the chance i'll try to post it
Be about ~40 min

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>> No.36103377

>>36103134
http://www.mediafire.com/view/buwqe2bp1c72r68/Abandon_All_Hope.pdf

>> No.36103426

>>36095315
I'm pretty sure you can piss off a xeno, that queen from the movie seemed pretty pissed from it's nest being blazed

>> No.36103512

>>36103377
Thanks, anon.

>> No.36103579

>>36103229
Odds are the thread won't be here then

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>>36103229
>>36103579

we will make the thread survive untill then.

SO do you think Predators fuck xenomorphs?

You know very hard to get females ecc?

>> No.36103664

>>36103610
We're already past autosage and on page 10.
The thread won't last until then.

>> No.36103696

>>36103664
oh we autosaging?

sorry to hear that.

>> No.36103744

>>36103696
It was inevitable. It's been a fun, strange thread.

I'm still obsessively trying to dig up whatever I can find on obannon's philosophical xenos.

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