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you know the drill.

>> No.35208720

>>35208685
>Trying to fix problem player

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>> No.35208790

>>35208720
>>35208720
w-what happened to the sheep, anon-kun?

>> No.35208818

>>35208790
I don't know, I just picked it up from /v/.

>> No.35208825

>>35208790
Lambchops.

>> No.35208831

>>35208790
She' stud up and walked away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI

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>> No.35208957

>>35208818

>monk desperately trying to be useful.gif

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>> No.35208981

>>35208818
>filename
>implying
Admittedly it's better to go through Sloan, but it ain't fucking hard to get past those fuckers as long as you're not retarded enough to go on the road.

>> No.35209000

>>35208981
simple enough really, crank it down to easy, kill the first few cazadors and save scum till you hit vegas.

>> No.35209027

>>35209000
>gaining exp
Almost as retarded as walking on the road.

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>> No.35209152

>>35208790
>Fail sheep rescue NZ
>NZ
Triple penetration

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>> No.35209204

>>35208958
I don't get it.

>> No.35209222

>>35209073
...why did this happen?

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>> No.35209240

>>35209204
There's a 1px green dot that's supposed to simulate a dead pixel.

>> No.35209262

>>35209222
I dunno, go download some BATB comics, they're all pretty good.

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>> No.35209309

>>35209291

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>> No.35209351

>>35209309

>> No.35209357

>>35209163
>navigating the rocks to lemuria

>> No.35209386

>>35209351

>> No.35209387

>>35209350
Did you read the whole story? Guy was chaotic good.

>> No.35209396

>>35209163
thats just awesome

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>> No.35209424

>>35209396
Fringe had it's good moments but most of those are filler if I'm perfectly honest. The only reason to be angry about it's cancellation is all the filler episodes we lost.

>> No.35209425

>>35209309
>>35209351

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>> No.35209447

>>35209424
I thought it got a real-deal finale.

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>> No.35209466

I have a lot of these

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>> No.35209518

>>35209350
kid was a shit

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>> No.35209544

>>35209519
Thatsxcombaby!.jpg

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>> No.35209560

>>35209519

>> No.35209585

>>35209350
That is lawful good.

>> No.35209597

>>35209560
The random mooks jumping out of nowhere to beat on him right after is the best part.

>> No.35209642

>>35209466
Not certain I get that one anon.

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>> No.35209663

>>35209555
beautiful

>> No.35209693

I love these threads

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>> No.35209895

>>35209350
Beautiful.

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>> No.35210002

>>35209447
I was irritated with the needless plot twists but the finale was okay. Dr. Bishop travelling to the future instead of whatshisname was bullshit tho.

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>> No.35210054

>>35210019
What anime?

>> No.35210061

>>35209873

>> No.35210091

>>35209560

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>> No.35210107

>>35210061
Got the great bird spirit one?

>> No.35210131

>>35208685

>> No.35210146

>>35210101
polar bears are nearly invisible to thermal imaging

>> No.35210156

>>35210061
Saved

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>> No.35210195

>>35210146
well ain't that some shit

>> No.35210204

>>35210054
Not that anon, but if i recall correctly it's Dancouga

>> No.35210211

>>35210195
They actually spend a lot of time trying to keep cool.

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>> No.35210216

>>35209000
And if I recall correctly Bill won that fight

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>> No.35210300

>>35209786
What are you talking about? This is how I "Super Hero Name Creator"

>> No.35210308 [DELETED] 

>>35210107
don't think so, though that is a good one.

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>> No.35210323

>>35210146
They're very sneaky.

>> No.35210326

>>35210091
I don't get it?

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>>35210308

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>> No.35210358

>>35210216
yes, it's rather appropriate considering the BoS somehow managed to win FO3 despite the massive tech gap between T45-Ds and Advanced MK2s.

though now we're getting into "but the enclave was defeated for good by the chosen one" territory.

>> No.35210362 [DELETED] 

>>35210308
Wait, is that the origin of the term?

>> No.35210367

>>35210352
INDEED

>> No.35210379

>>35210358
>not orbital lasering the BoS

>> No.35210380

>>35210193

>> No.35210388 [DELETED] 

>>35210362
Yes. And there's more to be found in the depths

>> No.35210390

>>35210367

>> No.35210408

>>35210352
>vinegar husbands
perfect.

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>> No.35210439

>>35210379
>not using an EMP gun and hacking the BoS bunker's defences and turning them on the BoS

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>> No.35210459

>>35210352
>>35210367
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>>35210471

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>> No.35210523

>>35210321
I rolled all of them.

>> No.35210539

>>35210459
Liartownusa is a goldmine

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>> No.35210567

>>35210539
Is it bad that I kind of want to write something like this?

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>> No.35210644

>>35210567
Not at all

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>> No.35210751

>>35210390
>oat goblins
Gets me every time.

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>> No.35210763

>>35208720
That sheep fucking deserves it, I once pulled the same sheep's head out of a fence 4 fucking times within 2 hours. The damn thing had horns! It took me damn near 10 minutes each time. I was this close to just butchering the damn thing.

>> No.35210778

>>35210763
If you like that, then oh boy do I have the show for you.

>> No.35210790

>>35210567

I had a game of mutants and masterminds where one of the chars bought a law firm called johnson and johnson, making it johnson, johnson and rape-spider.

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>> No.35210822

>>35210790

>> No.35210827

>>35210817
>that cop pointing a shotty at the mech
The fuck is he thinking he is going to achieve?

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>> No.35210848

>>35210827

He's going to be the guy that shot a robot dinosaur. If he lives, no one can top that.

>> No.35210852

>>35210817
Soooo Tamers?

>> No.35210854

>>35210827
Good question.

>> No.35210855

>>35210827
His Job.

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>> No.35210871

>>35210091
>>35210326
Same I've never done point buy.

>> No.35210897

>>35210848

>> No.35210902

>>35210827
Buy the civilians some time to evacuate, even if only for a few seconds he WILL protect and serve.

>> No.35210903

>>35210864

>> No.35210912

>>35209730
Is this actually a thing?

>> No.35210927

>>35210855
As ruled in Warren v. District of Columbia, its actually not his job. Police have no obligation to the defense of anyone that is not themselves in the united states.

He's doing it purely for the glory there.

>> No.35210933

>>35210790
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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>> No.35210946

>>35210897

>> No.35210948

This thread has made my night that much better.

>> No.35210957

>>35208912
>orzhov cleric
I like it.

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>> No.35210967

>>35210790
Tell us more.

>> No.35210983

>>35210367
>>35210352
>>35210390

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>>35210946

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>>35210864

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>>35210948

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>> No.35211072

>>35210296
Gonna need a source on that.

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>> No.35211098

>>35211060
>Men, we will die today, but at least we'll die laughing at how flamboyant those xenos look! Hahahahaha-OGHPGHAGPHGHAHGPAH

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>> No.35211118

>>35211060
>>35211098
Call me crazy, but I'm like 90% sure the Xenomorph would still be black

>> No.35211128

>>35211100
what's this from?

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>> No.35211134

>>35211118

That's racist.

>> No.35211138

>>35211100

>> No.35211161

>>35211138

>> No.35211166

>>35210967

Rape spider was a normal sleazy lawyer until he was struck by a vehicle. His soul was snared by the spider gods and resurrected. Only now he had a humbacked posture, with 4 horrible, burrowing spider limbs coming out of his chest and abdomen.

However, he was still a good defense attorney, and now, as Rape-Spider A.A.L, he could take part in all sorts of the super villainy he normally heard about first hand.

He was cursed however with an insatiable urge to sting people, injecting them with his spawn, which would burst from their flesh and amble around, misformed and horrible. If he ever denied this urge, he would transform into a beast.

His spawn resembled infant versions of him, however they had the strength of a normal man and extruded thick, oily ropes of silk, making them a dangerous hazard for the people of the city.

His clients included Genocide, The Radioactive Pedophile, Johnny Reb the demon Klansman and at one point he argued for fraud charges to be laid on a communist nano-robot swarm that had stolen devil based technology.

It was a very long run campaign.

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>> No.35211169

>>35211080

Holy shit.

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>> No.35211184

>>35211128
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

>> No.35211185

>>35211128
Music video "turn down the what"

>> No.35211187

>>35211169
It gets better

>> No.35211195

>>35211166

Have you storytimed this in a storytime thread? Because this sounds like epic storytime for a storytime thread.

Not here, though. This is a filename thread. It's for filenames.

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>> No.35211226

>>35211187
Scoobie became a street sam at some point and no one told me?

>> No.35211235

>>35210326
>>35210871
some people fuck up and make a character that's specialized to the point of uselessness.

>> No.35211237

>>35211166
Damn, I miss playing in a group.

>> No.35211244

>>35211195
Everywhere on /tg/ is for storytimes.

>>35211166
Tell us more brave soul.

>> No.35211245

>>35209544
Much better filename

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>> No.35211261

>>35211184

>> No.35211263

>>35210912
Raping her starts a war with the Houjo in Rance 7
Without a rape scene, which is strange.

>> No.35211265

>>35211226
Watch Scooby doo: Mystery Inc. It's basically Call of Cthulhu with Harlan ellison and lovecraft as recurring chracters.

>> No.35211279

>>35211226
It's from Mystery Incorperated. One of the most recent scooby doo series. It's about the gang in their hometown of crystal cove, supposedly after all of their adventures on the road, and they attend college. Some big mystery is behind the town while they solve other mysteries along the way. Right now that scene is when they find the town kidnapped by old german war robots controled by an evil german parot.

>> No.35211288

>>35211252
For some reason that pic has me thinking Peach has a dick.

I don't even like futa.

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>> No.35211297

>>35211279
>Old
>German
>Robots
That's what made guns and shit acceptable for this show.

>> No.35211300

>>35211261

>> No.35211303

>>35211291
>file name
You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.35211305

>>35211288
Lies.

>> No.35211321

>> No.35211323

>>35211300

>> No.35211333

>>35211297
Needs some kebab-bots to be topical.

>> No.35211344

>>35211291
I'm actually really unsure if she's sad or not.

>> No.35211345

>>35211288
>I don't even like futa.
what are you gay?

>> No.35211352

>>35210430

omg

>> No.35211361

>>35211118

Naw man the dog Xeno was brown. Then you've got the Predalien that's like part black and part leathery-green looking motherfucker. That shit's whatever the fuck color it feels like.

>> No.35211363

>>35211323

>> No.35211379

>>35211344
I think it's horror.

She doesn't want to eat it. She mustn't. It's an abomination, it has no reason to exist, it is POISON.

But she must.

>> No.35211382

>>35211363

>> No.35211387

>>35211303

>> No.35211400

>>35211382

>> No.35211404

>>35211382
>Victarion will Conquor all of Essos

>> No.35211408

>>35211382

>> No.35211415

>>35210751
At least they're peaceful.

>> No.35211418

>>35211400

>> No.35211420

>>35211252
>those nipples
Got any sauce for that?

>> No.35211425

>>35211418
D-does he really?

>> No.35211426

>>35211418
>Spelling Jon Wrong
Scum

>> No.35211429

>> No.35211441

>>35211425
Yes but since Cat is an evil undead and the Flame Witch is around some people think he might be brought back
Not likely, but possible

>> No.35211444

>> No.35211450

>>35211425
maybe

>> No.35211454

>>35211441
Who killed him?

>> No.35211463

>>35211450
He does die, but he's replaced with a perfect clone with the same memories

>> No.35211464

>>35211454
everyone

>> No.35211471

>>35208831
I am glad

>> No.35211477

>>35211454
An evil AI that's modeled after 4channers//b/

>> No.35211478

>> No.35211491

>>35211425
More in the middle really.

>> No.35211496

>>35211454
Bowen Marsh

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>> No.35211546

>>35211503
I never understood this game. They just took Oregon Trail II and added shitty cutscenes.

>> No.35211547

>>35208685
I shit you not, a real character I played in M&M
>*Hwah!* *Hyah!*
>Whooooooooo's the Ork in the suuuuuuuuuiT?
>Whooooooooo's the Nob with the teeeeeef?
>Do you feally want to fooight him?
>Krognar attorney,
>Habeus Corpus,
>Power of attorney!
>Krognar Snazzgob, Attorney at WAAAAAAAGH!!!

>> No.35211548

>> No.35211566

>>35210827
Not being a bitch.

>> No.35211570

>>35211544

>> No.35211580

This is how I PC plans

>> No.35211585

>> No.35211612

>>35209350
>Chaotic
Confirmed Ignorance

>> No.35211629

>>35211496
Fuck, he was my favourite character.

>> No.35211638

>> No.35211679

>>35211638
Okay, I've been on this site for years but I'm still unsure of both of the sexes of the people in the image.

>> No.35211683

>>35211629
He got a letter from The Bastard of Bolten that made him decide to march south, taking any Wildlings, Giants, and Black Brothers who would follow
Bowen and some other Black Brothers took offense to the oath breaking and stabbed him to death

>> No.35211687

>>35211548

>> No.35211689

>>35211679
It's for SJW and trannies lovers.

>> No.35211693

>>35211235
That is a bad pic for that.

>> No.35211701

>>35211072
Hen Zemi.

>> No.35211706

>>35211683
Fucking GRRM, what a fat fucking hack.

>> No.35211710

>>35211693

>> No.35211735

>>35211679
It's Agrias and a cross-dressing Ramza.

>> No.35211738

>>35211321
I am urban as fuck but I want to live in that.

>> No.35211762

>>35211679
The one in back is Female, the other is a crossdressing Ramza

>> No.35211766

>>35211226

Mystery Inc was an amazing show.

>> No.35211767

>>35211689
>>35211735
That doesn't answer the question

>> No.35211770 [DELETED] 

>>35210388
Mother of God

>> No.35211778

>>35209163
ocarina of time speedrun.gif

>> No.35211782

>>35211454
He got gangshanked by all his subordinates.

>> No.35211789

>>35211767
or nevermind, >>35211762
answered.

>> No.35211839

>>35210213
H-Honk

>> No.35211847

>>35210644
>>35210539
Magic Kingdom of Landover is an actual thing.
The protagonist buys his kingship from a classified ad that he though was a joke.

>> No.35211849

>>35210946

>> No.35211862

>>35211710
Better.

>> No.35211892

>>35211849

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>> No.35211923

>>35210962
I got 10x more adept at combat from surviving the sheer volume of assassination attempts when I was a career Captain.

Fucking hell, but I about had to kill half the crew myself one round.

>> No.35211931

>>35209730
This is a legitimate screenshot from Rance 01 (the 2013 remake of Rance I)

Rape Lia
Rape Lia
Rape Lia
Rape Lia
Rape Lia

>> No.35211944

>>35211923
The best way to learn HOW to assassinate people though? Changeling runs.

>> No.35211962

>>35211916
Terraria?

>> No.35211972

>>35211931
I need this to be translated

>> No.35211973

>>35211962
I got it from some thread about it a while back, yeah.

I'd post more, but we hit cap. Good show.

>> No.35211989

>>35210091
>Ridley in new Smash Bros.webm
i'm sorry, i had to do this.

>> No.35211993

>>35211962
>implying any intelligent terraria player would build anything but a hellevator
Stairwells are inefficient.

>> No.35211998

>>35211972
Translation project was announced yesterday

>> No.35212019

>>35211993
The Tunnel to Hell looks like a Corruption Zone, not actually TO Hell

>> No.35212044

>>35211379
C'mon, the damn things are basically just cordon bleu.

>> No.35212068

>>35212019
A skybridge would be a preferable option then, assuming this was drawn before minecarts were added.

>> No.35212130

>>35212068
Minecarts?

Dude me and my other nolifes are just checking the last few minecraft updates. after that we have to check the new terraria stuff too?


Noice

>> No.35212177

>>35211989
I got you covered >>35212165

>> No.35212180

>>35212130
What. You didn't know? Terraria got another massive update. And ANOTHER one is due in a month or two.

>> No.35212207

>>35212180
but the guy said he was done with it.. woah

we should beat up the starbound team every time terria makes new content.

But for now i will continue my autism-fortress in MC

>> No.35212240

>>35212180
>>35212207
Fucking Starbound Update When

>> No.35212250

>>35212240
probably never. and i hate those guys for it.
the game had such a good start and REALLY cool fluff.

>> No.35212263

>>35212250
And Floran porn

>> No.35212269

>>35210352
>>35210367
>>35210390
>I read it in Senor Cardgage's voice

>> No.35212282

>>35212240
>>35212250
they have nightlies but it looks like the game is gonna be linear as fuck.

>> No.35212334

>>35212180
Holy fuck I never noticed
I stopped playing since my friends did
Thanks Anon

>> No.35212385

>>35208685
Great Catthulhu pays no attention to these lesser creatures

>> No.35212480

>>35211993
>not building HIGHWAY TO HELL
it's like you NEEDED all that wood and iron.

>> No.35212489

>>35209350
Chaotic evil would have involve stealing all the pies and applying them rectally.

>> No.35212555

>>35209918
Sounds like the next Elder Scolls game.

>> No.35212557

>>35211321
Dawg, that's a Mass Effect 3 map.

>> No.35212575

>>35212282
>Linear
>Open Space Exploration Game

I cry every time

>> No.35212652

>>35210358
it's not completely unknown for a militarily superior foe to be defeated on the home territory by a weaker-but-wily foe that knows the terrain far better and has zero moral compunctions about fucking shit up.

>> No.35212688

>>35210755
>I don't want a burger, Gary. Meat is murder!
God I love it.

>> No.35212761

>>35211187
mecha shiva
mecha shiva
mecha shiva

>> No.35212775

>>35211766
Was that the one that was done by the guy who did Transformers Animated?

Because that was also an amazing show.

>> No.35212840

>>35211629
>I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?

>> No.35212855

>>35211687
i prefer "wait, i'm a what? Does Dad know?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK1Pjgix79k

>> No.35212924

>>35212480
I can't be arsed to dig out that much shit. Bad enough having to dig a dickload of hellevators in order to contain the corruption/hallow/presevethejungle.

>> No.35213175

>>35211225
>meleebard.jpg

>> No.35213213

>>35212924
>not just using a level editor for accessing anything that isn't related to the actual fun
Your time is worth more than that.

>> No.35213443

>>35213213
I can't be arsed to download, learn and bother with the level editor when I can just space out and dig giant holes.

>> No.35213451

>>35213443
>spend five seconds downloading tedit
>drag a box from house to hell, press delete
>save an hour of digging

>> No.35213454

>>35211683
This is why I stopped reading and watching.

Bad shit happens for the sake of bad shit happening. Nothing ever goes right for more than ten fucking seconds. Nothing worthwhile is ever accomplished unless it's immediately destroyed or subverted afterward. It's an absolutely retarded crapsack setting that makes 40k look happy and sprightly, and to even allow yourself to get invested in the story of or root for a character is opening yourself up to a bunch of misery for no other reason than because GRRM can't stand the thought of happy endings.

>> No.35213455

>>35213451
you say that like I got better things to do than dig for an hour.

>> No.35213505

>>35210107
I do!

>> No.35213757

>>35209350
Lawful evil at worst

>> No.35213767

>>35211463
That's Dave you fucking asshole.

>> No.35213996

>>35212557

It's that mining base from the mission where you rescue the Protean.

>> No.35214031

>>35208981
>Go through Sloan
But the Deathclaws didn't invite you to their party, and they don't like gatecrashers.

>> No.35214203

>>35210002
>not prequaladventure.gif

you had one job anon

>> No.35214306

>>35210358
I think you're forgetting Liberty Prime.

>> No.35215592

>>35209222
Behold the Demon Etrigan!

>> No.35215613

>>35210146
sweet

>> No.35215811

>>35210380
This show, oh man. It was pretty fun to watch, the plots usually were pretty funny and all in all the concept was pretty original. But what made this show great is that they jammed as many fucking fetishes in it as they could get away with.

>> No.35215897

>>35215811
they had a gun that shrunk your clothes in it. same episode, dudes whipped their belts off....to use as weapons...

>> No.35215987

>>35215897

One episode they had a company that baked cookies that made anyone who ate them instantly addicted and grosly obese.

One where the blonde chick (who tends to get targeted the most) turns into a catgirl. Uh one where they get shrunk, yet gain superstructure. I'm fairly sure there was an inflation episode. There's the clown picture up there obviously.

>> No.35216018

>>35215987
>One where the blonde chick (who tends to get targeted the most) turns into a catgirl. Uh one where they get shrunk, yet gain superstructure. I'm fairly sure there was an inflation episode. There's the clown picture up there obviously.
I've never been able to decide whether they tried to cram every fetish into one show, or it's just a case that EVERY overused trope eventually becomes somebody's fetish.

>> No.35216036

>>35216018
NTR as a fetish suggests the latter.

>> No.35216042

>>35216018
Oh no they fucking knew with this show. Made in France too.

>> No.35216131

>>35215987
There was an episode where they got turned into musclegirls.

>> No.35216269

>>35216131

Here's a few more

>villain tries to turn the world into children, Sam gets affected and starts acting like a little kid

>Memmory wiping blobs, of course affecting one of the girls

> Doppelgangers of the girls

Ah fuck it you know what, here's the episode list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Totally_Spies!_episodes

nearly all episodes contain... something.

>> No.35216327

>>35216269
sounds like Inspector Gadget, only with less loli bondage

>> No.35216340

>>35216327
The girls get tied up nearly every episode, so there's bondage, just no loli's (usually)

>> No.35216347

>>35216327
and the quality was pretty good. Of course, giving the years it was on, of course it would be.

>> No.35216893

>>35210827
A car is a hulking piece of metal, but a few good shits can cripple it easy (and I don't mean killing the driver). The thing has exposed wiring, joints, optics, etc. And a shotgun is no pea-shooter.

>> No.35217954

>>35211131
A-anyone know the sauce of this? i feel like it's from one of them porns.

>> No.35218662

>>35211629
>>35212840
Zakalwe pls

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