>Playing as the UNDERMARINES, successor to the ultramarines.
>Bright pink armor like a badass
>Cruising around, hunting orks
>Find artifact on orkish planet. Kill xeno scum, land first company on the planet to pick up the artifact.
>Artifact is demonic, destroy it, destruction of the artifact calls down greater demon of tzeentch.
>Demon is immediately mowed down, prepare to load back up onto battle barge
>Suddenly, orks. First company is killed to a fucking man, Deepstrike the planet with the rest of the chapter until no more orks.
>Somehow cause diplomatic incident with the sisters of battle
>Librarians warn of shadow in the warp
>Accidentally attack the imperial guard, who are understandably angry with me.
>half the ships carrying the ninth and tenth companies are lost to the warp while traveling. 10th is gone completely except for new recruits.
>Necrons fucking wake up in the same moment.
>Warp storm around my home system the moment I stop there
>stuck in warp storm while certain planets go dark, while necrons rage about the galaxy, and while the IG are all coming for me
JUST AS FUCKING PLANNED INDEED.