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It’s Sunday afternoon, and curiously, you are not experiencing any side effects from staying up all night. Probably the adrenaline or something from slaying snakes and claiming landwells.

You’re sitting in the corner of the sewing room, watching with vague interest as Cassandra takes measurements of Rowan’s wings where they meet her back. Ro’s wearing some sport tank top with enough shoulder room to allow for the new appendages. “Thanks, Mom,” Ro says. “I guess I never realized how inconvenient these would be if I actually grew a couple.”

“Be thankful you only have two,” says Cass, turning in her chair to jot down a few notes of measurement. “Clothes that can fit a Seraph are a lot trickier to make than what will work for you.”

“I don’t see the problem,” you say from where you sit, jokingly. “I mean, all you’d have to do it just like, strip to the waist every time you wanted to go flying.”

“Speaking of, that’s the other thing,” Rowan says, turning to face you. She fails to account for her large, feathery wings, however. Their motion sweeps pretty much everything onto the floor from the table behind her.

“Careful!” Cass says.

Rowan looks embarrassed. “Sorry,” she says. “But that’s the other thing. I don’t know how to fly.”

Sattler appears in the doorway, sipping coffee from a mug that reads, ‘#1 Mom’. She’s glamored up to look normal, which still doesn’t look normal at all. “Throw you off a roof, you’d probably figure it out real quick,” she suggests.

>> No.33886605

>>33886589

Rowan looks over at her in horror.

Satt’s expression remains even, though you can feel the intended humor. She’d be a lot harder to read if you didn’t, you know, feel how she felt, all the time. “I know a few Seraphim. It’s not all that hard – it’s like riding a bike.”

“A bike that’ll kill you if you fall off,” you add, helpfully.

“Exactly,” Satt says, pointing at you with her mug.

Your comments do little to alleviate Ro’s worry.

“Your dad’s actually looking through his father’s things, right now,” says Cassandra, leaving all the stuff that’s been swept off the table on the floor for the time at hand. “He has a book on flight technique. He’s smart with this kind of thing, he’ll be able to teach you what you need to know.”

Rowan seems unsure. “I hope so,” she says. “I mean, my wings are soft and beautiful and everything, but it’s kind of like telling somebody to hold a cupcake and telling them they can’t eat it.”

>> No.33886611

Time for angel sister forbidden love

>> No.33886617

>>33886605


You smile at Ro being excited to the point of frustration with the thought of flying.

Satt turns her attention to you. “So kid, anything new? Landwells are big deals. Can you turn into fire or, I don’t know, breathe fire now?” she asks, squinting at you. “The guy I met could summon a magic stag. Can you make a magic stag? And if the answer is yes, I want to see it.”

>I’m not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
>Sure. Backyard’s probably better, though.
>I can’t summon anything.
>All the stuff I can make is made out of fire. Not a good idea to summon any of that in a city.
>Well, I can make stuff, but it’s way freaky for some reason.
>Let someone else make up excuses for you.
>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.
>So, by the way, are you going to take off now all the demon hunting has been hunted?
>Other (?)

>> No.33886619

>>33886589
I painted you a thing, senpai.

>> No.33886645

>>33886619

It's... beautiful.

Have one of mine.

>> No.33886658

>>33886645
Sweet.

>> No.33886685

>>33886617
>>All the stuff I can make is made out of fire. Not a good idea to summon any of that in a city.
>>33886617
>>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.

>> No.33886691

>>33886617
>I'm not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
>I can't summon anything.

All we got was lots more fire.

>> No.33886703

And these.

QM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HellbornQuest
The Story So Far: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=hellborn
Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/rNg3Yw8m (picture included)

>> No.33886708

>>33886617
>Well, I can make stuff, but it’s way freaky for some reason.
>All the stuff I can make is made out of fire. Not a good idea to summon any of that in a city.
>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.
>So, by the way, are you going to take off now all the demon hunting has been hunted?

>> No.33886722

>>33886617
>First landwell just gave me a huge chunk chest pain. This one gave about half that much power, made muh fire hit harder, and did the halo+wings thing with Ro.
>So sorry, no magic stags. Maybe I'll pull one out of the next Landwell Mysterybox
>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.

>>33886619
Holy shit, yo. That's some of the nicest drawfaggin' I've seen in a quest in a long time.

>> No.33886727

>>33886619
That looks beautiful. Though some colorful, flowery shorts would make it much better.

>> No.33886739

>>33886617
>Well, I-
>Wait, magic stag? Don't tell me you met Harry Potter.
>Because if you know Harry Potter I want to see him ASAP.
>No? Damn. Killing my childhood hopes and dreams here, Satt. But tell me more about this guy, he seems cool.
That's a blatant opening for a deflection if I've ever seen one.

>> No.33886769

>>33886617
>I rather not mess with my powers just to show off.
>Haven't realized any fancy changes from the well so far. It may be that I haven't realized the difference yet. It probably is. Or whatever I gave Ro was all I got from it.

>> No.33886776

>>33886722
>>33886727
Thanks. I don't often follow them myself. Might draw up more shit soon after I get some more personal work done, including best husbando in Hawaiian apparel, wielding a giant demon lawn mower.

>> No.33886783

>>33886703
>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/rNg3Yw8m (picture included)
The summon thing could use some reformatting.

At the very least, make it so that the Imp and Tiger are the things coming after Summon Creature and don't have Detect Land Magic between them. Maybe set the individual familiars under the main thing as a bulleted list.


>Summon Creature: Sierra can summon creatures composed of magic. She can also pay the power to summon them, but keep them immaterial until she wants to bring them into existence. She can also unsummon a creature and have it return to its immaterial state, without having to spend power to re-summon it.
>-Impish Familiar: Creates a flaming lizard-bat-esque creature capable of doing Sierra's bidding. The imp is the size of a cat, and has the temperament of an alligator. It is quick and mischievous, but knows how to be quiet and follow directions. With its fiery breath, sharp claws, and needle-like teeth, Sierra's imp is capable of distracting all but the most grizzled opponents. Summon cost: 4 PP, Limit: 1 (5 HP; Flying; Small sized; Fast)
>-Tigerish Familiar: You're not one hundred percent sure it's really a tiger, though. Summon cost: 15 PP, Limit: 1 (20 HP; 5 salvos worth of dorsal spines; Probably good at climbing?)

>> No.33886810

>>33886776

>> No.33886824

>>33886617
>All I can do is fire.
>And when I'm on "my land" I can sort of sense where other people are within it.
>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.

>> No.33886826

>>33886617
>Sorry. Been pretty generic 'MORE POWER, MORE FIRE, HOTTER FIRE' so far. I guess the summons take more than two wells?

>> No.33886838

>>33886645
That looks delicious

>> No.33886845

>>33886776
Well the best drawfaggotry of quest history is this thing. Though my personal favorite is Shax (but that was not drawfaggotry so it doesn't really count). Yours is better than 95% of them.

>> No.33886866

>"I’m not just going to kill Meckor for you so you can take his chair and start barking the orders.”

>“I’m not exactly the type to take center stage,” says Waldric, his smile widening.

PANIC

>> No.33886870

>>33886645
She must love her jam with the pancakes. I can't blame her. I look like that everytime I make them for breakfast.

>> No.33886883

>>33886617
Deflect, deflect!
>Let someone else make up excuses for you.
>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.
>So, by the way, are you going to take off now all the demon hunting has been hunted?

>> No.33886919

>>33886617
>Did you just said magical stag?...
>GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT, WHY DO I JUST KEEP GETTING MORE FIRE.

>> No.33886923

>>33886617

>I’m not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
>All the stuff I can make is made out of fire. Not a good idea to summon any of that in a city.
>Tell me more about the landmaster guy you met, Satt.

And I fully expect Gandalf impersonation for the first line.

>> No.33886941

We never did ask Ro about all the "other things" that are out there besides angels and demons like we said we were gonna do back nearly 40 threads ago.

>> No.33886952

>>33886941
Let's do that tonight, if we don't get purged by Satt.

>> No.33886955

>>33886722
>>huge chunk chest pain.
a huge chunk of raw power and some chest pain*

Wow. Forgetting words made that look retarded.

>> No.33886967

>>33886845
O-ohh. I'll probably keep at it for a while. Don't really have to make money anytime soon with my art and I guess it's a good idea to do things that aren't studies 24/7.

>> No.33886978

>>33886941

Might also be cool to talk to Isaac about the Tiger, as in whether its a thing of our design or an actual demon creature that we've bound.

Basically I'm a whore for backstory and world lore.

>> No.33886999

>>33886978
>whore-lore-d
ftfy

>> No.33887044

>>33886999

Danka
Also maybe bring up the "Holy shit I was almost thrown into hell" thing, if for no other reason than to confirm that its possible

>> No.33887057

>>33886619
Fucking amazing. Kinda wish he had a Hawaiian shirt, but that doesn't stop it from being cool.

>> No.33887091

Satt is totally going to be suspicious about things before long

>> No.33887107

>>33887091
Hopefully she's not staying for much longer.

>> No.33887112

>>33886619
>>33886645
Are we going to put all this art somewhere? I don't see a 1d4chan page for this quest. Could also do an imgur gallery.

>> No.33887116

>>33887057
Nah, a shirt would cover too much of that glorious upper body.

>> No.33887129

>>33887112
Download them and keep them in your folder anon. You can make and maintain an imgur gallery if you want, nobody would stop you from it.

>> No.33887142

>>33887091
Actually, want to start taking bets on how long it will be before she figures out we are hellborn? And whether she will be all purge and smite or wont give a fuck?

>> No.33887147

I kinda wonder if we could get away with summoning Tiger and saying "Well, Philo had the landwell linked directly to hell when I claimed the fucking thing. Had her big nasty snake thing drag me through it and I got to see the nice scenic frozen red wasteland for a few seconds. So maybe that's why it looks like a nightmare?"

>> No.33887194

I don't think Tiger would be a give away for our demon powers. Landmasters are known for summoning, so it would be fine I believe.

Still, there is no reason to summon it and show it to an angel. We can just not summon it and have no problem at all. We have no reason to summon it outside of battle and if we ever need to fight beside an angel, we have so many other things that we need to worry about before it comes to our summon.

>> No.33887234

>>33887194
Best not to risk it

>> No.33887245

>>33887194
She would also shoot it, which wouldn't be ideal

>> No.33887257

I wonder what non-seraph demonbane are like

>> No.33887283

>>33887257
Like Issac and co, just with the Seraph traits replaced with features from whatever angel they decend from.

>> No.33887318

>>33887257
Psychopathic racists. You know, like Satt.

>> No.33887358

>>33887234
Yes. That was the whole point of the post.

>> No.33887474

Hey Languid, This might be of some help in the futur when voting for skilles and such
http://strawpoll.me

>> No.33887544

>>33887474

“Dammit, why don’t I get anything cool?” you say, faking anger. “All I have is fire, fire, and more fire. Landwells just make it hotter fire and even more fire.”

“Huh,” says Satt. “Maybe there’s some kind of critical landwell mass you have to accrue before you get to start making things,” she ventures. “Or maybe it’s just because you’re a crappy landmaster.”

You try not to laugh at the jab. To laugh would be to admit defeat. “Well not all of us can be Harry flipping Potter,” you bite back. “Seriously though, what’s the deal with this guy?”

Satt finishes off her coffee and sets the mug down on the table before resuming her leaning against the wall stance. “So I was up in Montana,” she begins, assuming the air of a storyteller. “Or maybe it was Canada? Anyway, I was after this wendigo, and I’d been after this thing for a few days and it was all I could do not to lose the trail. And imagine my surprise, when I don’t find a wendigo, I find some mountain man type dude skinning a wendigo corpse,” she says.

“And he’s got a big ol’ coon hat, and an Indian style leather coat thing with all the little tassel things on them. And right behind him is this huge stag, set up with a saddle and stuff. Stag’s about one and a half times the size of a regular stag, and it has this golden owl perched up on one of its horns,” Satt says.

>> No.33887564

>>33887474
Those are stupip easy to samefag.

>> No.33887602

>>33887474
>he thinks strawpoll means shit

>> No.33887672

>>33887544

“Then he yells something at me, and I don’t have a clue what he’s saying, because he has the thickest French accent you’ve ever heard. So I come closer, and then he gets up and all the sudden, it’s like all the animals in the forest come out of the woodwork and start stalking toward me, and this weirdass stag starts having these vines grow out of it, and it comes at me too.”

“And then shouted loud enough so I could understand, he says, ‘Get off my land!’ so like you’d think, I got the hell out of there,” Satt finishes.

You get the idea that Satt gave you the ultra-reader’s digest version of that whole account. “So,” you say, “are you saying that one day, I’ll be able to be a old hairy crazy guy in the woods whose best friends are animals?”

Ro and Cass chuckle at the comment, but Satt remains even faced. “It’s more likely than you’d think,” she says. Then she eyes you intently. “You don’t look like the type for it though.”

“Thanks,” you say flatly. “You taking off then? No more demons to hunt here.”

>> No.33887680

>>33887602
>>33887564
Yo man dont be hateing, i dont know how that shit works, just saw it thougt it looked cool and made a suggestion

>> No.33887694

>>33887672

Sattler considers it for a minute. “Maybe, maybe not,” she says. “I haven’t really been in the Bay Area before. I figured I’d wander around here awhile demons or no, see if anybody needs something bad, dead. Go do all the touristy things. You know. Just be around for a month or two. Not here, though – wouldn’t want to impose on Mrs. and Mr. Hallow for too long.”

Well. Good that she’s not staying in your house. Bad that she’s still hanging around? Huh.

“You can stay for a while longer if you’d like,” says Cass. “There’s no rush to have you out.”

“I don’t like staying in one spot for too long,” Satt replies flatly. She checks her watch. “And I’ve got something to do. So, good luck with the wings,” she says, nodding at Ro. Then she winks at you. “Luck with the fire.” She walks out.

“She’s interesting,” Rowan says, looking after her. Cassandra comes back over with the tape measure and lines up for another pass on Ro’s wings.

>Say stuff (?)
>Do stuff (?)
>Other (?)

>> No.33887727

>>33887694
"I wonder if I'll get wings."

>> No.33887729

>>33887694
"Having her around makes me nervous."

>> No.33887730

>>33887694
>I actually did get a new summon, but it sorta screams "Hi, I'm a giant demonic monstrosity!"
Did we ever get a chance to show off the shadow self thing? If not
>show off tentacles
We acted like horns and feets and tail was the coolest shit. It's only fair.

>> No.33887741

>>33887694
"So can I finally take my fucking glamours off"

>> No.33887745

>>33887694
>Say stuff (?)
"Hearing about wendigos getting skinned by fur-trappers made me remember that I wanted to ask you guys about all the cool stuff that isn't angels and demons and I never actually got around to it."

>> No.33887748

>>33887694
Go to one of our landwells and try playing around with summoning our tiger and imp

>> No.33887755

>>33887694
>Say stuff (?)
"Well, now that we don't have an audience... you wanna see some serious shit?"

>> No.33887759

>>33887694
Guys, I've got the coolest shit to show you later. Sorry about this Ro, but it might just be cooler than your wings, which by the way, should also contribute to my coolness anyway.

>> No.33887779

>>33887694
>She's suspicious of me. Not of anything specifically, but she was watching for a slip up.
>so how are the wings going to fit into your roller derby routine?

>> No.33887790

>>33887694
Did we ever get a chance to talk about the new shit we got from the landwell or was Satt around the entire time?

I kinda wanna ask if there's anything in halth that looks like a tiger with too many eyes and a bunch of shadow hands bursting out of its chest. If we can work in the phrase "Like something from the Sci-Fi channel if they had an amazing budget", then I'll be happy.

>> No.33887831

>>33887694
'You know, I could totally catch you if you jumped off a building and couldn't fly.'

>> No.33887843

>>33887694
Wait a moment to make sure Satt isn't going to come running back in before we start gushing about our freaky shit

>> No.33887859

>>33887831
This.

And then wiggle the tentacles up in the air. Maybe see if we can form them into a catchers mitt.

>> No.33887867

>>33887831
>crit fail our trust fall

>> No.33887872

>>33887831
1. Arrange trustfall
2. Ro lands in our tentacles
3. ????
4. WAIFU'D but actually awkward because straight.

>> No.33887877

>>33887694
We should probably check in with Ranthix.

>> No.33887894

>>33887877
And Boyra, we didn't talk to him after landwell drama after we said we'd call him right back, unless that happened offscreen.

>> No.33887919

>>33887867
nooooo

>> No.33887947

>>33887680
Not hating, just pointing it out.

>> No.33887977

>>33887872
This is too silly not to agree with.

>> No.33887992

>>33887694
>1. Arrange trustfall
>2. Ro lands in shadow tentacles

Hang out with Harvey guy. Have some fun, see if Ro can carry people, or has additional cool powers (nimbus 'n stuff, maybe she can do more magic). Ask about magic 'n stuff. We could use some corrupt weapon tips, and bless weapons is close enough.

>> No.33887997

>>33887977
We will explore the depths of Rowan's trust.

>> No.33888048

>>33887877
Now that I think about it, I'd rather get info about Tiger from Ranthix. It'd probably be a lot more metal.

>> No.33888155

>>33887992
Do corrupt and bless cancel each other out?

Also, spotty wings imply to me that we demonized some of Rowan's power. Was there any backflow? Could we learn to share spells? I don't think Browan is going to want to drink blood...

>> No.33888187

>>33888155
I think they're supposed to be spotted. Like a snowy owl or something.

We should totally call her Hedwig once or twenty times.

>> No.33888200

>>33888155
Lets get her some blood sausage, and see what happens.
Also lets get ourselves some. They are delicious.

>> No.33888229

>>33886619
Fuck me son, your technique is way better than I expected. My jelly has reached hyper status.

You realise this means you have to make one for every character, right?

>> No.33888244

>>33888200
Also lest ask our daemon friends addresses of the good local butcher shops. Gotta keep that blood lust in check, and keep a jar of goat blood in the fridge. You newer know when it will be useful.
Low priority tho.

>> No.33888276

>>33888244
The Crowthers think our blood thing is disgusting and Ranthix doesn't seem the type to buy his blood from a butcher shop. Or lose control.

And I'm pretty sure that cold fridge blood from something we didn't kill ourself is going to be shit-tier for actually sating bloodlust.

>> No.33888284

>>33888244
We should find a Stygian to interrogate about hellish cuisine. Can hot blood Sundays be a thing? How about chocolate bloodshakes? Blood pudding that screams while you eat it?
wejustdontknow.jpg

>> No.33888298

>>33888229
I-I'll try. Maybe when Languid-senpai does more of those MSpaint things. And no need to be Jelly, m8. I can teach you to the best of my ability if you need help with drawfagging.

>>33888244
Blood coagulates and doesn't taste as good when it's not fresh from the source. The best blood stews I ever had were from freshly slaughtered pigs and goats.

>> No.33888323

>>33888298
I'm torn between wanting you to make a Sierra painting now and wanting you to wait until her appearance hits a plateau

>Maybe when Languid-senpai does more of those MSpaint things.
YOU HEARD EM, LAWNGUY.

>> No.33888347

>>33886619
Immediately thought of Tibalt.

>> No.33888357

>>33888187
Yes! Hedwig! New pet name for Ro! Or maybe a Code Name for fancy Operations.

>> No.33888376

>>33888298
In today's day and age, with Andrew Zimmern running around making tv shows, I'm surprised so many people are squeamish about eating blood. It's a common food source for a lot of people.

>> No.33888394

>>33888298
I shouldn't be jel, to be honest. Some smart hermit said something about concentrating on your own rock while others concentrate on theirs. I don't get good by thinking how my art isn't like someone else's.

Thanks for the offer but I'll learn this shit on my own. Been drawing on tablet for a month or so, and I like my black-n-white Sierra with freaky eyes.

Still, I like the way you pain fo sho.

>> No.33888396

>>33888323
Aye, that or if he makes a rowan one. Then I'll be able to paint my OTP. JK.

>>33888347
Ooo, I like this.

>>33888376
Aye, any part of any animal is pretty big here in Asia.

>> No.33888405

>>33888298
Which drawing tablet thingy do you use, and do you regret choosing that one?

>> No.33888429

>>33888298
I like the taste of coagulates blood. Chewy. Tastes way better when cooled tho. We should check if we can use blood as a health potion.

Also nice art.

>> No.33888452

>>33888429
>health potions that can't be used by non-infernus
I like this idea.

>> No.33888455

>>33888429
>We should check if we can use blood as a health potion.
We can't. Read the description of Blood Taste.
>Blood Taste: Sierra regenerates lost health when drinking the blood of those she has recently killed.

>recently killed

>> No.33888468

>>33888455
We don't know it in character. We should still try. Would make for an interesting scene.

>> No.33888594

>>33888405
Got an Intuos 5 about a year and a half ago when I started gitting gud. It's a fantastic tablet save for the rough surface. I just keep a sheet of transparency film over it though. Honestly, if you want a cheaper version of this tablet, shoot for an Intuos 3. And Intuos 5 is just and Intuos 4 with touch features most people don't even like, and an Intuos 4 is just an Intuos 3 with more touch sensitivity, which really doesn't matter because most programs, including photoshop can't even detect that much.

>>33888429
Yeah, it is pretty great. I love me some grilled coagulated chicken blood.

>> No.33888649

>We will never reach Trevon's level of bullshit regen where he gets +3HP per round

>> No.33888662

>>33888594
Intuos Pro is also good and THE BEST are those 1500 dollar tablets with screen on em. But it'd be utter lunacy to get one unless you get paid to do art.

>> No.33888673

>>33888649
Trevon was most likely min-maxing, and his little trick could be shut down with Blood Curse or Corrupting Hex.

>> No.33888700

You wait until you hear her close the front door behind her. “Just wish she didn’t make me so damn nervous,” you say, letting your frustration show on your face. “These flipping glamors, man.” You let your horns and tail out.

“It would have been simpler if she’d gone back to Montana,” Cass agrees, continuing her fact finding expedition for Rowan’s clothes.

You then smile broadly to yourself. Satt’s been around so much you haven’t had opportunity to show off your newest features. “Guys, hey guys,” you say, popping up from your seat and kind of walking around in place to get their attention. “I totally lied to Sattler. I have tons of cool stuff that the landwell gave me. Like, check this out.” You flex your shadow about yourself – it pools below you and encases your feet. You stretch out your four inky tendrils and present yourself, even as your tail swishes playfully behind you.

“Where are you getting that shadow from?” asks Cassandra, peering around you, as if expecting some trapdoor to the basement to be gaping open behind you.

“It’s my shadow,” you say, curling it back up into the ambient lighting. “Like. Literally, my shadow’s like, part of me now. Even when the sun’s out I got it on my back.” Or kind of not on your back, but you don’t really understand how else to explain what happens to your shadow in light. It feels like it’s attached to your back, at least partially.

>> No.33888703

>>33886619
>>33886645
I'm crying out of happiness.

>> No.33888723

>>33888700

Rowan smiles. "That's pretty freaking cool," she says. "But if your fire’s not hotter, what can you do now?”

“Fire is hotter, though,” you say. “And technically your wings and halo are something I can do now. And I can summon a tiger.”

Rowan is intrigued. “Can you show me?”

“Sure, but it’s not actually a tiger,” you say. Then you let your tiger out.

It appears in the middle of the room, forming from darkness. It sits on its rear haunches and just kind of looks around at everybody. It doesn’t seem to enjoy being in such a well-lit, tightly confined space. It cranes its neck and narrows its many eyes at you.

You look over at Cassandra, who is trying to constrain her shock at the sight of the thing.

“So,” you say, “what is it?”

Cass looks at the animal, which makes a hollow grating noise in response, and rubs its knuckles into the floorboards. She has a mystified look on her face. “I have no clue,” she says, surprised. “I’ve never seen or heard anything about a creature like that before.”

You step over behind the not tiger and touch its shoulder. It disappears in a flurry of darkness. “Hm,” you say, kind of disappointed.

>> No.33888749

>>33888723


“I’m no expert on zoology though,” Cass says. “You should ask the Magister about it, next time you see him.” She resumes her work.

“How long do I have to stand here?” Rowan asks, sounding impatient.

“Longer,” says Cass.

>See you guys. I’m going to go do other stuff. Good luck with the things.
>Welp. Good thing I don’t have wings yet, I guess.
>Stay and keep Ro company.
>Go see what Harvey’s up to.
>See if Ranthix’s cell is working.
>Call Vikrama. Maybe you can get her to show you her sweet new wheels.
>Go see how Isaac’s doing with the flight book searching.
>Call Waldric. There’s supposed to be a conclave meeting this week sometime.
>Other (?)

>> No.33888771

>>33888749
>See if Ranthix’s cell is working.

>> No.33888776

>>33888749
>>See if Ranthix’s cell is working.

>> No.33888778

>>33888749
>>Go see what Harvey’s up to.

>> No.33888789

>>33888749
>Stay and keep Ro company.
>Other: Those black spots on your wings are really curious, but super cool. Black wings would be way cooler though.

Can't let her suffer alone because of us.

>> No.33888793

>>33888749
>Go see what Harvey’s up to.

>> No.33888800

>>33888749
>>Welp. Good thing I don’t have wings yet, I guess.
>>Stay and keep Ro company.

>> No.33888814

>>33888749
>Welp. Good thing I don’t have wings yet, I guess.

"Like I will eventually, probably. But they'll probably be kinda sinister looking."

>Go see what Harvey’s up to.

When we leave the room try to use Stepping of the Corner to walk through the wall or door.

>> No.33888816

>>33887694
>Say stuff (?)
>Do stuff (?)
SHOW THEM THE FREAKY NEW STUFF WE CAN DO!

>> No.33888823

>>33888749
>Are the black spots, like, a normal thing with seraph wings? I'd have thought they'd be pure white.

>> No.33888852

>>33888749
>Welp. Good thing I don't have wings yet, I guess.
>See if Ranthix's cell is working.
>Go see what Harvey's up to.

>> No.33888912

>>33888749
>Call Waldric. There’s supposed to be a conclave meeting this week sometime.
We should probably tell Waldo that Philo is dead. Even if we don't call him, just text "Philo no longer problem" or whatever.
>Go see how Isaac’s doing with the flight book searching.

>> No.33888913

>>33888662
Ehh, it really depends. A lot of people I know don't like the Cintiques because their hand get sweaty from the screen when it emits heat and it smudges the screen. Other buds of mine hate it because they like having no hand in the way when doing digital. Some on the other hand, do like it once they got used to it. The Cintique Companion is complete utter shit though, my friend tried it and Photoshop lags to all hell on it. I think most of my industry bros just use an Intuos 3.
>>33888703
Th-thanks.

>Welp. Good thing I don’t have wings yet, I guess.
>Stay and keep Ro company.
>Go see what Harvey’s up to, with Ro maybe?.

>> No.33888916

>>33888789
this one!

>> No.33888926

1) Call Ratnix, give him recap of angel stuff.
2) get Harvey
3)Help Ro with flying (help her together with Harvey)
4)Maybe get Moriah in on this too? Ask Harvey/Isac/Ro. She must have flight books?

>> No.33888966

>>33888749
>>See you guys. I’m going to go do other stuff. Good luck with the things.
>See if Ranthix’s cell is working.
>Go see what Harvey’s up to.

>> No.33888980

>We totally get Vik's car totally trashed by the falling Meckor meteor
>Never see her again
I don't want to deal with her in the thread times, but I feel bad that we're apparently ignoring/avoiding her.

>> No.33888989

>>33888913
They just need to buy artist's glove.

But that bad, huh? Damn. Well whatevs, I'm enjoying my Intuos Pro.

>> No.33888997

>>33888749
>Stay and keep Ro company
>Call Waldric. There’s supposed to be a conclave meeting this week sometime.

>> No.33889004

>>33888980

You hang out with her during time skips.

>> No.33889016

>>33889004
Oh, well that alleviates my concern then. I feel much less bad about the fact that I will probably never vote to spend time with her.

>> No.33889031

>>33888980
Going shopping with a friend whos car we broke
VS
Watching someone jump off buildings trying to fly

Get your priorities straight man.

>> No.33889044

>>33888749
>Text Waldo "philo ded"

>> No.33889065

>>33889044
>"u nxt?"

>> No.33889069

>>33888989
Aye, maybe one day I'll but it when I get "fuck you" amounts of dosh. Intuos PRO is pretty damn badass though.

>>33889044
This too.

>> No.33889088

>>33889044
Awesome idea. Do this. Will take like a minute game time.

>> No.33889098

>>33889065
lel

For some reason these dumbass abbreviated words coming from Sierra who's pretty darn smart make me chuckle.

>> No.33889102

>>33889069

Isaac already informed Crowther. Everybody knows.

I didn't see a good spot to throw that in an update, so I figured I'd just assume we knew this. You guys don't have to do everything all the time.

>> No.33889109

>>33889065
>"dun dun duuun"

>> No.33889126

>>33889102
You just ruined everybody's fun forever. Thanks, Lawn!

>> No.33889136

>>33889102
Quest players will never assume that we did something over a timeskip because so many QMs like to be dicks and not have the mc do things they'd obviously do over timeskips. Even if they're not a dick, the QM could just forget. They're human.

If you absolutely can't work it into the update, just make a separate post of "Shit you did in the time between" and greentext it.

>> No.33889137

>>33888749
>Go see what Harvey’s up to.

>> No.33889139

>>33888749
>stay with Browan
>discuss how we're going to practice being the wombo combo with our complementary abilities.
>maybe ask about how much her halo protects her?
Kind of want to try it out, but that would distract momma Cass

>> No.33889157

>>33889136
>Previously on the Walking Dea- Hellborn Quest."

>> No.33889267

>>33889102
Ahh, okay.

>> No.33889277

>>33889098
Sierra's pretty dumb, no?

>> No.33889326

Receiving a text from Waldo congratulating us, and replying "thx, now behave or ur next xoxo" would be fun as hell.

>> No.33889339

>>33889326
No it wouldn't. It would result in another dozen threads of people screaming about how everyone else is idiots for letting him have the fief.

>> No.33889410

>>33889098
> Sierra
> pretty darn smart
> lel

>> No.33889413

>>33889277
She's smart but really bad with words. Gets tongued tied easily.

That's how I see it anyway.

>> No.33889424

>>33889326
>now behave or ur next
That doesn't seem like Sierra text at all. It would be like "now bhav r ur nxt"

>> No.33889443

>>33889424
It hurts

>> No.33889450

>>33889339
Fief was a bad idea >:@

I actually don't really care. I don't like politics.

>> No.33889455

>>33889413
She gets tongue tied when talking and gets (what tied? finger?) when texting, also weird as hell in pretty much every social situation. So, the point is, she is socially stupid.

>> No.33889467

>>33889455
I can get behind that.

>> No.33889720

“Good thing I don’t have wings yet,” you say. “I kind of like the stuff I get to wear now.”

“Well, if you do get wings, the prospect of flying around everywhere outweighs the change of fashion it throws on you,” says Ro.

“So, about your wings though. I kind of thought they’d just be all white or silver or something,” you say.

Rowan stretches out a wing and turns to look at its featheriness. “Me too,” she says. “I mean, Seraphim have different colors of hair and feathers sometimes, though, so maybe this is just the pattern I have.”

“It could be because you’re mostly human,” Cass suggests. “Either way I think they’re wonderful.”

“Pretty sweet, yeah,” you agree. “Anyway, good luck with the things. I’m going to go do other things.”

“Hopefully this won’t take too long,” Ro says, looking cross.

“Ha, likely,” you say, then walk out. You give Ranthix an experimental call, and find his phone still dead. Ugh. So instead you wander around. You could have sworn Harvey was around somewhere, but you can’t find him in any of his usual places.

So you go to the basement.

You head down the stairs, and open the reinforced, safe-like door that leads into the Hallows’ panic room. Inside are guns, more guns, and bigger guns. Most of it is probably illegal. Crates of ammunition and little plastic cases filled with grenades. Gas masks and chemical suits.

>> No.33889733

>>33889720

First aid supplies, boxes stacked on boxes of food supplies, huge twenty gallon drums of water. Supposedly there’s a year’s supply of provisions down here for the entire family.

If there was ever a nuclear holocaust, you’re convinced the Hallows (and you) would all be perfectly safe.

Boxes form all the furnishings. There are box chairs and box tables galore. But there’s a couple workbenches and tool cabinets that aren’t boxes.

Harvey has his laptop out and is skyping somebody, while he works with a hammer and a little sharp kind of etching tool. He has about a bazillion little metal rings in front of him, and is carefully working on one of them. You pull back and take a second to compose yourself – you wouldn’t want to be caught being anything weird.

“-swing by or are you swinging by?” asks unknown kid over the computer. Sounds like a girl.

“I’ll swing by once I finish up a few more links,” Harvey says, holding up a ring in one hand and the etching tool in another.

“That’s quite the project you’ve committed to,” says Harvey’s friend.

Harvey’s response is aloof. “It will be worth it when I finish,” he says.

>> No.33889754

>>33889733
“Whatever. Oh – looks like we’ve got company.”

You pause from where you’ve wandered nearer. Harvey’s friend, who you can’t really make out very well over the skype window, has noticed you in the camera.

Harvey glances back at you. “No big deal,” he says. “This is Sierra. Sierra, this is my friend Sidney Edison.”

You see the little form shift on the screen. “So you’re Harv’s new sister, huh?” asks Sidney. “You don’t look like a sister.”

>Oh yeah? What does a sister look like, then?
>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?
>So what’s the good old Harv’ster told ya about me?
>What’re you two planning to do today?
>What’s with all the little metal rings?
>Other (?)

>> No.33889774

>>33889754
>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?

>> No.33889791

>>33889754
>Oh yeah? What does a sister look like, then?
>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?
>So what’s the good old Harv’ster told ya about me?
>What’re you two planning to do today?
>What’s with all the little metal rings?
Can we see her on the monitor? Is she human? How old is she? Is she hot?

>> No.33889794

>>33889733
First Rowan and now Harvey? Not that I care about Harvey So lonely ;_;

>>33889754
>Oh yeah? What does a sister look like, then?
>And you don't look like a girlfriend.

>> No.33889803

>>33889754
>>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?
>>So what’s the good old Harv’ster told ya about me?
>>What’re you two planning to do today?

>> No.33889805

>>33889754
>Other (?)
"I don't look like a lot of things."
>So what’s the good old Harv’ster told ya about me?

>> No.33889838

>>33889754
>...and you don't look like much of anything at all. Let's get a look so I can properly taunt ya.
>what's with all the little metal rings?

>> No.33889842

>>33889754
>>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?

>> No.33889851

>>33889754
>What’s with all the little metal rings?

>> No.33889855

>>33889754
>Oh yeah? What does a sister look like, then?
>What's with all the little metal rings?

>> No.33889856

>>33889754
>>33889838

>> No.33889863

Little worried that Ranthix's phone is still dead, and about what "something" Satt has got to do.

>>33889754
>Oh yeah? What does a sister look like, then?
"I don't look like a lot of things" is pretty good: >>33889805
>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?
>So what’s the good old Harv’ster told ya about me?

WE HUNGER FOR INFORMATION

>> No.33889898

Changing mine
>>33889794
to
>>33889838

Way better and less mean to boot.

>> No.33889923

>>33889863
Bad end: Satt kills Ranbro.
Grey end: Ranbro kills Satt
Good end: Ranbro convinces Satt to join us through force of will and lots of shouting.

>> No.33889924

>>33889863
>Little worried that Ranthix's phone is still dead, and about what "something" Satt has got to do.

Goddamnit now I'm worried!

>> No.33889948

>>33889923
Best end: Ranthix and Satt get married to produce nephalim.

Right?

>> No.33889965

>>33889754
Really need to put the glamors back up...

>> No.33889968

>>33889948
Satt is not properly loud enough to be Ranbro's waifu.

>> No.33889975

>>33889948
I want to witness the results of this unholy union

>> No.33889985

>>33889948
Four armed robotic blood-powered predators. I want this to happen.

>> No.33890061

>>33889965
We already did.

>> No.33890087

>>33889948
>implying Ranbro isn't a eunuch as part of being an unholy warrior

>> No.33890107

>>33889754
>Oh yeah? What does a sister look like, then?
>This is rich, Harvey. Is this like, your girlfriend or something?

>> No.33890111

>>33890061
Ah, so that's what "composing yourself" means...

>> No.33890123

>>33890087
I remember Ranthix telling us he likes them young...

>> No.33890164

Rolled 90

>>33890111
>you wouldn’t want to be caught being anything weird.
and i thought it was a nice way to phrase it

>> No.33890355

>>33890164
I was rushing through that sentence and didn't pick up on the subtext.

>> No.33890581

>>33889720
>Most of it is probably illegal.
This is set in America so probably not.

>> No.33890611

>>33889924
There was that fire.

>> No.33890628

>>33890581
Oh, there's been a lot of creep in legislation in the US. Pretty much anything that can fire multiple rounds with one trigger pull is illegal.

>> No.33890649

"So, you going to lay down the taunting then?” asks Sidney.

You ignore her comment, even as you do exactly what she says. “This is rich, Harvey,” you say. “Is this like, your girlfriend or something? Doesn’t look like a girlfriend to me.”

“Eight out of ten,” says Sidney, nodding to herself at the indirect taunt. “Good execution, but lacking on the personalization, though.”

“We’ve been friends since kindergarten,” says Harvey, looking with moderate distaste into his laptop’s camera. “I’ve never been able to figure out how to get rid of her.”

“Whatever,” you say. Your attention gets trapped by all the shiny, thin metal ring things. “What’s with all these guys, anyway?” You poke at the pile, and are pleased with the little jingling of metal it makes. This is probably how a cat feels, all the time.

Sidney answers a half second faster than Harvey can get to it. “He’s making a hauberk and coif.”

“I’m making a hauberk and coif,” says Harvey, speaking overtop his friend.

“What’s the deal with all the little inscriptions on the rings and stuff?” you ask.

Harvey replies in the same tone as before. “It’s a magic hauberk and coif.”

Sidney presses her hands together and unfolds them, like opening a book or drawing a rainbow. “Magic coif,” she says, drawing out the phrase as long as possible.

“Er. What’s a coif?” you ask.

“A chainmail hood,” Harvey tells you.

>> No.33890653

>>33890628
>>33890581
remember what line of work this family is in

>> No.33890669

>>33890649

Then you catch the full implication. None of this is joking, of course. Harvey’s really making magic chainmail. “Wait, so you know about magic and whatever?” you ask Sidney.

“Pfft, you’re right, Harvey, she is a little dense,” Sidney says, laughing again.

Harvey gives her a flat look. “She’s deliberately misquoting me,” he says plainly. Then he goes back to inscribing rings with illegible (but beautiful) script writing.

You’re not sure how much Sidney knows about stuff, and how much is joking. She catches your unsure expression, and turns her head.

She points to her ear, which is most certainly a lot pointer than you've ever seen before. "Sidney's an elf," she tells you, effecting the tone of an overly patient teacher.

>The fair folk? Here?!
>You've got Vulcan ears.
>Oh yeah? If elves are so real, why haven't I ever seen an elf before?
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.
>So what's an elf girl and a demonbane deputy marshal do for fun on a Sunday off?
>So, I take it this is some magic chainmail stuff you're making.
>Say stuff (?)
>Other (?)

>> No.33890696

>>33890669
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.

>> No.33890706

>>33890669
>A WHAAAAA?!

>> No.33890720

>>33890669
>For some reason, elves being real doesn't really surprise me.
>So, were you his kindergarten teacher or is the aging thing BS?

>> No.33890724

>>33889733
So has she read a song of ice and fire at least up to the second book so she could make Tryion references to all the metal rings?

>> No.33890729

>>33890669
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.
>So what's an elf girl and a demonbane deputy marshal do for fun on a Sunday off?

Maybe drop the disguise as well.

>> No.33890743

>>33890669
>Oh yeah? If elves are so real, why haven't I ever seen an elf before?
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.

>> No.33890752

>>33890669
>>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.
>So what's an elf girl and a demonbane deputy marshal do for fun on a Sunday off?

>> No.33890758

>>33890669
>You've got Vulcan ears.
>Oh yeah? If elves are so real, why haven't I ever seen an elf before?

>> No.33890765

>>33890669
>>You've got Vulcan ears.
>>Oh yeah? If elves are so real, why haven't I ever seen an elf before?
>>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.

>> No.33890771

>>33890669
>>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.

>> No.33890780

>>33890729
Nope, we don't want any rumours of us swarming around. That shit stays hidden.

>> No.33890781

>>33890669
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.
>So what's an elf girl and a demonbane deputy marshal do for fun on a Sunday off?

>> No.33890801

>>33890628
Yeah I know one guy who has a collection of SMGs that can full auto, and another guy in Chicago who has a collection of guns ranging from a luger that has never been fired to a 3 round burst assault rifle with underbarrel shotgun he bought a bit more then half a year ago.

All done legally with paperwork and whatnot.

>> No.33890810

>>33890669
>>The fair folk? Here?!
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.
>So what's an elf girl and a demonbane deputy marshal do for fun on a Sunday off?

>> No.33890827

>>33890669
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.
>So what's an elf girl and a demonbane deputy marshal do for fun on a Sunday off?

>> No.33890843

>>33890801
God Bless the USA

>> No.33890848

>>33890669
>Don't tell me. You're one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you're ten.

>> No.33890857

>>33890801
I'm sure they were grandfathered in and it's illegal to fire them in that mode. Couldn't buy that shit now if you wanted to, though.

>> No.33890927

>>33890857
My uncle says otherwise. He did complain about a lot of red tape though.

The SMGs aren't exactly new as far as I know.

The second amendment is still a thing.

>> No.33890943

>>33890729
Nah, lets not. If Isaac isn't telling his bros from when he was military, then it's probably not a good idea to tell other close friends of the family either. If she mentions it, then we can drop the act but not a second before

>> No.33890953

>>33890628
>>33890857
Didn't the assault weapon ban expire?

>> No.33890993

>>33890953
>>33890843
Getting kind of /pol in here...

>> No.33890995

>>33890857
Why would someone have legal guns? If you actually use them, illegal ones are better for you, unless you are dumb fuck and get caught (still legal guns don't mater much in that situation).

You can't use them in self defense (because lawyers), and they will pester you with questions after shootings and stuff.

I really don't get legal guns. Its like buying fishing license, or legal fireworks. Only people that don't know shit about what they are doing do that.
Just get some metalworking equipment (and straight up metal tubes) instead. Way cheaper than license + gun. Also no one can pin shit on you.

>> No.33891001

>>33890943
This Anon has a good point. As much as I'd like to (possibly) spook her, it's better to be hush hush.

>> No.33891031

>>33890669
>Say stuff (?)
"Magic armor, Harvey? What bonus's does it give? Plus one?

>> No.33891038

>>33891031
This.

>> No.33891056

>>33890669
Fuck elves.
Smug scum.

>> No.33891065

>>33890995
I doubt they will be used for putting holes in anything but paper or perhaps a deer.

>> No.33891092

>>33890993
Wouldn't that be /k/?

>> No.33891095

>>33890669
Ask Harvey if we can join him in crafting armor.

"Teach us master"

We learn basic spell casting, and eventually extra armor. Do time lapse, and we don't have to go taught the tedious process of doing it.

WINNING!

>> No.33891098

>>33891056

>> No.33891113

>>33890995
>legal guns

To troll cops and liberals.

Open Carry activists love doing that.

>> No.33891165

>>33891113
>Open Carry activists

Have they even accomplished anything?

And I mean hell I am a get a shotgun in case methheads break into my place, kind of guy but if I was just eating somewhere and someone walks in with an assault rifle, my stress bar is going to go up.

>> No.33891213

>>33891113
>Open Carry activists
Better than Concealed Carry. Few things throughout my day scares me more than the possibility that some random asshole who's decided to be angry at me - road rage or something - is going to pull out a 100% legal gun that he's concealing in a 100% legal way and murder me.

Things that scare me more than that, mind you, include people driving their cars unsafely because they're drunk/tired/texting/stupid, and the police deciding that they're going to have a problem with me for some reason.

Basically, afraid of things coming out of nowhere that I have no real way of stopping because people are just being bad/stupid/people.

>>33891165
>Have they even accomplished anything?
No. All they've accomplished is drumming up more support for Concealed Carry and people pushing for guns like those to be made illegal to carry in public. Basically, the backlash is a hundred times greater than any support they've managed to gather.

>> No.33891225

>>33891092
The argument is kind of a moot point anyway. The Hallows are agents of the United States government who hunt demons. They are probably exempt from firearm regulations.

>> No.33891258

>>33891165
As I understand it, it hasn't been a thing for long yet.

Their stated goal is to make carrying guns in public a socially acceptable thing.

So far many people have had the same reaction as you: The hell is that guy doing here with an assault rifle?

And some businesses have refused to serve them.

>> No.33891307

>>33891225
>Implying there are regulations to be exempt from.
There isn't even a gun owner register and my car is registered.

>> No.33891439

>>33891213
You are more likely to be struck by lightning. Twice. Same day. The rate of criminal offense among concealed carriers is around 1/100th the rate of the general population. Be more worried about gang bangers, folks with face tattoos, and schitzos.

>> No.33891467

>>33891258
Jeesh, its not like you cant just kill fucker strutting around like that from behind, and just steel his crap.

I personally prefer blowguns to darts. If you know basic chemistry, and have lungs, you can fuch up anyone, and eat/burn the cardboard pipe that was used as weapon. Just sit on a roof with like 8 darts and rolls, they make no noise (almost none), and you probably wont be spotted, if you are half way smart.
Range is lower, but seriously just keep a tube with dart(nail+paper cone) red paper and broken glass on you, for self defense. In case of ambush blow in the face. Its hands free, so you can hold down attackers arms.

Only reason to have gun, is if you want to play hero, or you have no police for miles.

>> No.33891505

>>33891467
>>33891439
This is bait. It's the only explanation I have that will preserve my faith in humanity

>> No.33891534

>>33891467
I feel like this is a joke that went completely over my head. No one could possibly be that gaumless.

>> No.33891632

>>33891467
>Not stabbing them with and icicle.

>> No.33891666

>>33891467

So wait, do you use the broken glass like pocket sand? Do you just jam your hands in your pockets, grab as much broken glass as you can and throw / blow it out them?

>> No.33891688

>>33891632
Only works in winter. Also they are not sharp and strong enough to go taught winter clothing.

You are better off hitting people with a half brick, or stone.

>> No.33891691

>>33891666
>not dual-wielding garrottes

Get on my level

>> No.33891723

>>33891691
>not shooting garrottes and icicles out of your blowgun

ultrapleb detected

>> No.33891725

You don’t miss a beat. “Let me guess. You’re one hundred years old, but you only look and act like you’re ten.” You’re getting pretty good at learning entire new facets of reality in the blink of an eye.

“That’s it, you guessed it,” Sidney says, sarcasm in every word.

You snort. “Dohoho, you’re a clever one, aren’t you,” you say flatly. “Well riddle me this. If elves are so real, how come I’ve never heard of elves before?”

Sidney gives you a sleepy look. “You’ve never heard of elves before?”

That gives you pause. “I meant like – duh I’ve heard of – okay, why is an entire species of people like, secret?” you ask, feeling flustered. You’re supposed to be the one cracking the jokes, here.

“Elves are from a different plane,” says Harvey, finally finishing the ring he’s been working on. He picks up another. “There aren’t many here.”

“My family doesn’t want to attract attention, so viola, we’re humans,” Sidney explains. “And for you, if you were going to live in Milandia, you’d get to be an expert at pretending to be an elf.”

“What, is that a plane or something? Midlandia?” you ask.

“It’s a continent. Keep up,” says Sidney.

“Gee, sorry,” you say. “I guess I should have paid attention in my esoteric sciences class – oh wait, that’s not even a thing.”

“Hence the advice: keep up,” she repeats.

“I’m surrounded by bickering women,” Harvey laments, his voice dull. He seems resigned to his fate.

>> No.33891740

>>33891725
You look back at Harvey’s craft. “So, magic armor, right? That’s what, a plus one, plus two bonus to saves, right?”

Harvey chuckles. “I really didn’t expect you to take to RPGs this fast,” he says. “You should ask Moriah if I can come to your guys’ next game night.”

You’re not so sure about that. It seems to be an invite only kind of affair.

“You and your are-pee-geeze,” Sydney says, giving a sour look over Skype. “Good heavens!”

“What were you two planning on, anyway?” you ask. “I mean, demonbane deputy marshal and kid skipper the elf have a day off – what adventure ensues?”

“We’re going to round up a few friends and do a beach bonfire ,” Harvey tells you.

Huh. That’s kind of not boring. “I thought Sunday night was family movie night,” you say.

“Not always,” he answers. “Us big kids can make big kid decisions.”

“You’re like, sixteen, aren’t you?” you ask. “You’re almost a real person.”

>> No.33891755

>>33891439
>gang bangers, folks with face tattoos, and schitzos
Fun fact. Most criminals legally own and carry the guns they end up using to commit crimes. That crime rate is only accurate if you remove high-risk-but-legal people like - as you mentioned - gangbangers.

And I'm FAR more likely to get killed by an angry person legally concealing a gun on their person than I am to get killed by someone who isn't hiding a gun.

>> No.33891756

>>33891666
Broken glass is 100 times better than pocket sand.
(at least if you have glasses, and dot breathe that shit in).
>>33891691
I suck at garroting. The string is ether hard to get over head, or too long to pull.

Can be used at same time tho. That's the thing. Your hands are free. while using it.

>> No.33891768

>>33891725
“I’ll be an almost real person in December,” says Harvey. “Also, your birthday’s in January, right?”

“Something like that,” you say, vaguely.

Sidney hedges into the conversation. “Then you’ll be a real person for real, then,” she says. “So I take it you’re sticking around for family movie night Hallow tradition number five?”

>Nope. But I’ll figure something out. Everybody wants a piece of this.
>I spent all night running to the top of San Bruno. I’m toasted.
>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?
>You know, beach bonfires sound kind of cool. I got a few friends that’d probably be cool showing up if this is a whoever comes, comes kind of thing.
Other (?)

>> No.33891795

>>33891768
>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?
I want to meet elf.

>> No.33891802

>>33891768
>I spent all night running to the top of San Bruno. I’m toasted.
Just relax. It'll be nice.

We might get some sanity back.

>> No.33891810

>>33891768
>>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?

>Remind me to show you what I can do with shadowpuppets

>> No.33891812

>>33891768
>I spent all night running to the top of San Bruno. I’m toasted.
>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?

>> No.33891816

>>33891768
Ask to make/help make armor. We need magic lessons!

>> No.33891818

>>33891768
>>You know, beach bonfires sound kind of cool. I got a few friends that’d probably be cool showing up if this is a whoever comes, comes kind of thing.

>> No.33891847

>>33891768
>is this actually a really subtle invitation to go to the beach and throw our empty cans of beer in the fire?
>come on, there are two things you do at a bonfire: drink and shoot the shit

True story

>> No.33891862

>>33891768
>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?
>I got a few friends that’d probably be cool showing up if this is a whoever comes, comes kind of thing.

>> No.33891863

>>33891768
>>I spent all night running to the top of San Bruno. I’m toasted.
For fucks sake get some R&R for a night.

>> No.33891882

>>33891688
Get a chunk of wood and burn the wood after.

>> No.33891896

>>33891847
>there are two things you do at a bonfire: drink and shoot the shit

And throw dud fireworks on the fire
And sing dirty songs
And tell ghost stories

I spent too much time with my scout troop

>> No.33891938

>>33891768
>>Nope. But I’ll figure something out. Everybody wants a piece of this.

>> No.33891968

>>33891768

>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?
>You know, beach bonfires sound kind of cool. I got a few friends that’d probably be cool showing up if this is a whoever comes, comes kind of thing.

>> No.33891980

>>33891723
>This faggot doesn't just pick up a person and swing them into another person repeatedly, until they are both dead.

>> No.33892041

>>33891768
>>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?

>>You know, beach bonfires sound kind of cool. I got a few friends that’d probably be cool showing up if this is a whoever comes, comes kind of thing.

>> No.33892042

>>33891980
what is this, dwarf fortress?

>> No.33892052

>>33891896
Cook some sausages/meat!

Also all the fireworks.

Also usual no parental supervision stuff. Get a tent for privacy.

>> No.33892077

>>33891768
>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?

>> No.33892101

>>33891980
>trying to grab onto someone when you have no arms
Shit tier waifu detected

>> No.33892103

>>33892052
We need a big tent to fit Ranthix.

>> No.33892107

>>33892052
Oh, and dumping a barrel of cold water over one of the scout leaders, that's what you do a a bonfire.

>> No.33892140

>>33892101

>> No.33892146

>>33892103
>Ranthix
>Not sleeping under the stars to show how tough he is
>in freezing cold weather

>> No.33892148

>>33892052
We're going to be at a bonfire with an elf. Our tentacles say that no matter what she rolls for anal circumference, it won't be enough.

>> No.33892183

>>33892148

>> No.33892226

>>33892183
elfs raping ogres?

>> No.33892229

>>33892107
If by cold water you mean gasoline, I Am up for that.

>> No.33892240

>>33892148
http://youtu.be/03V_WbqlJvo

>> No.33892298

>>33892183
While she's raping us, our tentacles are raping her. HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO, ANON?

>> No.33892301

>>33892226

>> No.33892324

>>33892298

>> No.33892331

>>33892298
>>33892226
>>33892183
It's not rape if it's an elf.

>> No.33892351

>>33892298
>She's raping us
>Our tentacles are raping her
>Who is raping our tentacles?

Whence does the rape-chain end?

>> No.33892362

>>33892331

>> No.33892391

>>33892351
There are no breaks on the rape train!

I have a ton of relevant reaction pics, I can do this forever.

>> No.33892400

>>33892351
>Harvy: They're raping her! And then they're going to rape me! Oh my goooooooooooooood

>> No.33892424

>people actually want to go to a beach bonfire with alcohol and strangers and fire
I can already feel the stress increase.

>> No.33892430

>>33892400

>> No.33892457

>>33891768
>I spent all night running to the top of San Bruno. I’m toasted.
Let's do shadow stuff and Isaac-talks.

>> No.33892459

>>33892424
Don't blame me I voted against it.

>> No.33892483

>>33892424
b-b-b-but Elf butt!

>> No.33892500

>>33892424
Did it win? For fucks sake people, rest for a day ...

>> No.33892507

>>33892424
>alcohol
Stress relief for someone as fucked over as us
>fire
Delicious
>strangers
Also delicious
>Dat elf ass
See above

>> No.33892512

>>33892430
Is this real? Please tell me this is real

>> No.33892516

>>33892483
no butts

>> No.33892521

>>33892483
>cockblocking Harvbro
Shame on you, anon. I'm sure we could find other rape-able creatures that no one cares about.

>> No.33892541

>>33892512
considering the dude in the upper left corner looks like he shaves, i doubt it

>> No.33892554

>>33892507
>>alcohol
>Stress relief for someone as fucked over as us
Yeah, good thing we know how alcohol influences bloodlust or our PTSD'd psyche.
OH WAIT!
>>strangers
>Also delicious
o k

>> No.33892570

>>33892521
>Implying harvbro will ever have the opportunity to ask her out unless he saves her from us.
>implying we aren't the hero this ship deserves

>> No.33892575

>>33892521
Harvey has called dibs on the elf, clearly.

>> No.33892577

>>33892512
It is real.

>> No.33892578

>>33892521
>Harvey gets 3-some
>cockblocking

clearly we do not have the same plan in mind

>> No.33892625

>>33892577
>every man has a uterus
But this is true. It's not functional, but it's there. Just like nipples.

>> No.33892626

>>33892578
>Bonking Harvey
pls no

>> No.33892650

>>33892626
It's not incest if our tentacles do it.

>> No.33892653 [SPOILER] 

>>33892625

>> No.33892681

>>33892626
>Bonking
Please die.

>> No.33892690

>>33892650
So at what sanity level do you think Sierra starts hearing our posts in her head?

>> No.33892694

>>33892650
>incest
What does this have to do with Rowan?

>> No.33892719

>>33892690
50.

At 30 she stops disregarding them. At 20 they sound like a good idea.

>> No.33892722

>Reading back through the quest
>Noticing little details about stuff
I had completely missed that Moriah showed us her entire family drawn without glamours within 2 minutes of us meeting her. I also forgot about the yellow hummer in the garage at Cordeliate's place, which we recently learned belongs to Ranthix, which means he would have had to sneak back in there and retrieve it at some point after the raid.

>> No.33892724

>>33892690
SHE ALREADY DOES

>> No.33892746

>>33892626
Pls yes

>> No.33892760

>>33892724
What a slut.

>> No.33892779

>>33892681
Lets do the splish splash paddy wack with Harvey.

>> No.33892791

>>33892690
I want to believe that a failure on Whispering Darkness would let her hear us.

>> No.33892800

>>33892779
What's that. Sex in the bathtub?

>> No.33892820

>>33892681
The horizontal monster mash

>> No.33892825

>>33892800
We're going to give his bones to Reeber.

>> No.33892841

>>33892820
Give Harvey the U(mbra)

>> No.33892848

I just realized that the choice asking if this is a subtle invitation said "throw stuff into a fire" and not "throw me into a fire". I hadn't said anything because I thought it would be a pretty cool party trick but now I feel sad.

>> No.33892879

>>33891768
>I dunno. Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?
>You know, beach bonfires sound kind of cool. I got a few friends that’d probably be cool showing up if this is a whoever comes, comes kind of thing.

>> No.33892940

>>33892848
It's supposed to be a surprise party trick. We're going to lay down in the flames, breathe fire, spin poi, and then our transformation into beach scum will be complete.

>> No.33892968

You look at Harvey and then Sidney. “Is this actually a really, really subtle invitation to hang out on the beach and throw stuff into a fire?” you ask.

“If that’s how you construe it,” Harvey answers.

You look critically at Harvey. “Do you ever actually say anything? Because I feel like sometimes you never give real answers to anything people ask you.”

He makes a noncommittal sound. “It’s a common question,” he says.

Sydney shakes her head, sadly. “It’s who he is, deep inside. You can’t change it. But you can learn to accept it, and him,” she says. Then her voice returns to normal. “So, you’re coming along then?”

“Depends,” you say. “Can I invite my friends, or is this a no friends allowed kind of get together?” Because you like friends.

>> No.33892970

If we are going, we should get some lighter and tubing , so we can bluff that our pyrokynesis is magic trick.

We be David Flame.

>> No.33892982

>>33892968

“Invite anybody you like,” says Sydney, “and have them invite more anybody they like. But there’s two stipulations. First is that it’ll be really cold – hence the bonfire. Some people think beach and immediately think swimming. Not that you can’t go swimming, just that it’ll be ef’ing cold. And bring something to flame broil, because there’s no telling how many people are actually coming, and supplies might not last.”

Simple enough, sounds like.

>Wow Harvey, you’re cooler than I gave you credit for.
>Eh. As fun as that sounds, I don’t know if I’ll go. Maybe I’ll give some of my friends a heads up, though. They’d probably want to come.
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?
>I hope you guys like pyrotechnics. Or shadow puppets. Cause I'm pretty good at both.
>Other (?)

>> No.33892998

>>33892982
>Wow Harvey, you’re cooler than I gave you credit for.
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?
>I hope you guys like pyrotechnics. Or shadow puppets. Cause I'm pretty good at both.

>> No.33893002

>>33892982
>>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?

>> No.33893003

>>33892982
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?

>> No.33893008

>>33892982
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?
>I hope you guys like pyrotechnics. Or shadow puppets. Cause I'm pretty good at both.

>> No.33893013

>>33892982
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?
>I hope you guys like pyrotechnics. Or shadow puppets. Cause I'm pretty good at both.

>> No.33893019

>>33892982
>>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?
>>I hope you guys like pyrotechnics. Or shadow puppets. Cause I'm pretty good at both.

>> No.33893070

>>33892982
Get a tent/plastic piece and poles for protection from wind. Also logs and gasoline, and half a ton of sausages. (Blood sausage anyone?)

>> No.33893078

>>33892982
>>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?

>> No.33893085

>>33892982
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>I hope you guys like pyrotechnics. Or shadow puppets. Cause I'm pretty good at both

>> No.33893090

>>33893070
nah, we can just hunt a deer or something

>> No.33893095

So much for flight session.

>> No.33893107

>>33892982
>Wow Harvey, you’re cooler than I gave you credit for.
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?

This sounds like a fantastic opportunity to get to see some of our friends from different circles interact. Mainly Moriah and everyone else. Also, we get to meet an elf on top of it all, and add to our collection of supernatural creatures we have met.

Also, I really want to know if her remark how a human on her home continent would need to stay hidden means they're incredibly racist, or if it's that humans are mythic creatures on that plane the way elves are here.

>> No.33893111

>>33892982
Use our offer of shadow puppets and fire tricks to subtly ask whether this is a magic party.
>I should probably call people
>should I get in touch with somebody who can get liquor or is that taken care of?

>> No.33893117

>>33893095
sierra gets drunk and something ridiculously stupid happens, she flips out, gets more powers and receives wings

then both of them can learn to fly together

>> No.33893127

>>33893111
We already know it's not from the "invite anyone you want" thing.

>> No.33893136

>>33892982
>Sierra want's people to bring liquor
This is a terrible idea and you all know it.
>This a supernatural gathering or a standard keep your tail in your pants gathering?

>> No.33893143

>>33892982
>Eh. As fun as that sounds, I don’t know if I’ll go. Maybe I’ll give some of my friends a heads up, though. They’d probably want to come.
We just killed Philo, but I see people can't keep out of action.
It makes me a little bit sad, but I should've been expecting this.

>> No.33893157

>>33893117
>Beach massacre
Awesome.

>> No.33893193

>>33892982

>Eh. As fun as that sounds, I don’t know if I’ll go. Maybe I’ll give some of my friends a heads up, though. They’d probably want to come.
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.

>> No.33893198

>people telling her about our powers
I want to say I can't believe it, but I can't deny that this is what /tg/ is. Always paranoid, except when there's a reason for it.

>> No.33893217

>Going to a place with freezing cold water
>and alcohol
>and dumb teenagers
>We can't swim

Taking bets on we end up playing truth or dare and have to go into the water, or we have to rescue some other schmuck who does

>> No.33893225

>>33893117
We all know the true effects of liquor on sierra. She will drink a prodigious amount and go to sleep. Then the elfrape begins.

>> No.33893235

>>33893198
i know right? we should tell rowan's friends first

>> No.33893236

>>33893136
>>33893111
We already asked that with the friends or no friends thing.

>> No.33893254

>>33893217
>or we have to rescue some other schmuck who does
then I guess that schmuck dies, because I think everyone involved would rather that than us massacring all the partygoers because panic-flashback-breakdown-rampage

>> No.33893264

>>33893136
>>33893236
No, actually, we didn't. We just asked if we can bring friends.

>> No.33893276

>>33893198
Yep.

>> No.33893294

So who are we inviting?

Rowan? Moriah? Wolfgang? RANTHIX?

>> No.33893300

>>33893136
Probably the latter. A beach is pretty exposed, plus this means they can invite their human friends along. Given the fact that they're on earth and most people are human here, this would help make for a livelier party.

I'm seriously hoping that the beach party would be a relaxed scene as downtime after the fight, rather than turning into a bloodbath. Maybe some mostly-non-threatening drama if we accidentally reveal ourselves to Vik and Baron or something. Though Rowan is more likely to cause the reveal than we are if she's still not used to the glamor

>> No.33893310

>>33893217
I really pray we don't end up in the fucking water, but it should be dark enough to umbrakinesis ourself out if we do. Hopefully being drunk doesn't fuck with things as badly as the bright-as-fuck lights at the gym pool.

>> No.33893334

>>33893294
yes, all of them

and also reeber, dont forget reeber

>> No.33893338

I wonder how the glamour holds up with intoxication.

>> No.33893345

>>33893254
>One of the partygoers is the mousey girl we saved from the slaver mansion who winds up blowing our cover when she freaks out in a mostly-good way at our presence

>> No.33893346

>>33893217
>truth or dare
>dare
>ok Sierra, strip naked
>y-y-you mean take everything off?
>Yes
>Ok *glamour drops*
>everyone freaks out
>Later attributed to weed+alcohol

>> No.33893373

>>33893310
>wanting drunk Sierra near drunk, mostly-defenseless teenagers
that's a terrible idea

>> No.33893380

>>33893198
>Go to party
>Do shadow shit
>Sattler is watching
>Decides to stalk us and attempt to remove our head

>> No.33893384

>Going to the beach when Sierra's afraid of the god damn ocean.
This is gonna be great.

>> No.33893409

>>33893384
you're right.

>inb4 POOL SUFFERING all over again

>> No.33893422

>>33893373
Don't get shitfaced. Just buzzed.
Seriously she should have decent alcohol tolerance. Drink 1 or 2 bears max. We be fine.
We have above average self control, because demon training.

>> No.33893437

>>33892982
>So… somebody’s bringing liquor, right?
And
>is This an all magic gathering ? Can i drop my makeup ?

>> No.33893438

>>33893380
>be taking a shit
>spare tp is out of reach by the bathroom door.
>use shadow tentacles to retrieve
>Satt sees
>stalks us

>> No.33893445

What's wrong with you pussies? Do you hate fun or something?
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.33893459

>>33893409
I'd ask for a final destination vote, but Languid is probably already writing.

>> No.33893462

>>33893422
>/tg/
>Self control
>Alcohol
Every single time I've ever seen alcohol in a quest, the players go ridiculously overboard with it in hopes of getting The Hangover: [Quest] Edition.

>> No.33893467

>>33893384
We've had no indication that being near or in sight of water causes Sierra any problems, especially considering she's been okay living in a goddamn coastal city. Plus, the ocean tends to be pretty shallow at the beach, so falling in is just going to get her ass wet. Her issues with water would stop her from wading far enough for it to be a problem.

>> No.33893476

>>33893445
we might make reeber cry

>> No.33893491

>>33893437
>dropping our makeup in front of non-trusted groups of people
It's like you want someone to rat us out.

>> No.33893533

>>33893445
>Drowning
>Fucking up our glamours
>Decapitation
>Bloodrage
>Some other thing that comes outta fuckin' nowhere

>> No.33893546

>>33893445
>Do you hate fun or something?
I do. I hate whatever is considered "fun" in quests. It is a general dislike, hate even, that I picked up over time.

>> No.33893573

>>33893533
>Imp coming out and being a little shit
>Tiger killing people
>drunk supernatural folk initiate our normal friends if we bring them

>> No.33893596

I just wanted to ask Crowther what Tiger is.

>> No.33893606

>>33893546
sounds like you need to relax and have more fun, anon

>> No.33893624

>>33893606
>Note: this kills the anon

>> No.33893665

>>33893606
sounds like you need to think things through more and have less fun, anon.

>> No.33893668

“So. Somebody’s handling the liquor, right?” you ask. “I mean, I can score a bunch if nobody’s got it covered.”

Harvey gives you a questioning glance, but says nothing.

“My brothers have it covers,” says Sydney, in a kind of gangster, sing song voice. “That means ‘covered’ in rhyme-speak,” she explains.

“I’m impressed,” you say. Not with Sydney’s rhyme-speak, but with the whole party concept. This actually sounds like a thing.

“Harvey’s idea,” she says. “He thinks it’s a good time to celebrate, what with Meckor general guy being recently deceased.”

“Yep,” says Harvey. He offers no elaboration.

“And for everybody else, it’s just… upcoming winter party,” you say. “I like it.” But since you like it, that means your friends would like it, and that means you need to put in some calls for short notice invitations. “What’re the details we’re dealing with here?”

Harvey gives you the short version and a street address for the place of places. “It’s not optimal beach weather,” he says, “so there shouldn’t be too many people out. It’ll be nice.”

“Well, I’d better get on my phone and start pressing buttons then,” you say, standing up. You walk off so you’re not in a basement, and so you can start putting in calls.

>Invite people
>>Rowan
>>Vik and Baron
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang
>>Ranthix
>>Reeber
>>Waldric
>>EVERYONE
>>Anybody else (?)
>Other (?)

>> No.33893678

>>33892982
>Wow Harvey, you’re cooler than I gave you credit for.
>If this is happening soon, I probably should call people so they know to show up.

>> No.33893698

>>33893668
>>>Rowan
>>>Vik and Baron
>>>Moriah
>>>Wolfgang
>>Reeber

>> No.33893713

>>33893668
>Rowan
>Vik and Baron
>Moriah
>Wolfgang

>> No.33893718

>>33893668
>>Rowan
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang
>>Ranthix
>>Reeber
>>Waldric & his girl
>>Anybody else (Ms. Song if she'd like to come)

>> No.33893723

>>33893668
>Rowan
>Vik and Baron
>Moriah
>Reeber

>> No.33893726

>>33893668
>rowan
>Moriah
>vik and baron

Everyone else is not in high school and therefore UNACCEPTABLE

>> No.33893727

>>33893668
>EVERYONE

>> No.33893735

>>33893668
>>Rowan
>>Vik and Baron
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang
>>Reeber

>> No.33893747

>>33893668
Do we know if this is normal people too?
Please ask if we don't. Otherwise do
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang
>>Rowan
>>maybe Reeber?
also
>>Vik and Baron
if not monsters-only (not monsters-aware-only)

>> No.33893759

>>33893668
>>Rowan
>>Vik and Baron
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang

Guys, don't bring Ranthix to this. This is like a highschool kid part thing and even with his glamours up, he looks like a 40-something perpetually pissed off military dude.

>> No.33893780

>>33893718
>>Ms. Song
Holy shit what? What are you thinking, wow

This isn't a vote, Languid

>> No.33893796

>>33893759

This made me laugh much more than it should have.

>> No.33893802

>>33893668
>Rowan
>Moriah
>Wolfgang

As much as I love Ranthix, this isn't his scene.

>> No.33893805

>>33893759
He'd probably also shout at people for wasting precious training time, then improvise some tests for us by chucking boulders at us from our blindspot.

>> No.33893810

>>33893780
sure it is

its a doomed vote because nobody will support it, but its his right to vote for what he wants

>> No.33893813

Come on tg .... I refuse to belive that sierra has never been shitfaced, we lived with the bloods and dealt drugs for gods sake, sierra prolly has Way more expiriance with drugs and alcohol then Rowan or Harvey

>> No.33893819

ITT: bad guest choices

>> No.33893836

>>33893819
>abloo bloo bloo

>> No.33893843

>>33893796
Can you clarify if this party is glamourless friendly? Because then we can't bring Vik and Baron, not without talking with Ro at least

>> No.33893851

>>33893668
>Invite people
>>Rowan
>>Vik and Baron
>>Moriah
>>Reeber

While Ranthix would be fucking hilarious, I don't think he's great at the whole "keeping a lid on it" thing. We might want to ring him to notify him of our plans since he's some sort of bodyguard/trainer for us now, plus to check in on him in general.

Wolfgang and Waldric are kind of too old for a teen party, though we can tell Moriah to pass the message on that if they did want to come they could. Also her sister who is Waldo's fiancee and whose name I forget.

>> No.33893855

>>33893668
>>Reeber
>>Rowan
>>Vik and Baron
>>Reeber
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang
>>Reeber
>>Reeber
>>Waldric
>>Reeber
>>Anybody else (Reeber)

>> No.33893860

>>33893843
It isn't. We're hellborn, and technically illegal. The crowthers are straihgt up demons, and completely illegal.

>> No.33893867

>>33893668
>>>Rowan
>>>Vik and Baron
>>>Moriah
>>>Wolfgang
>>>Reeber
Having Ranthrix and normal people on the same space is a terrible idea, funmongers.

>> No.33893874

>>33893810
No, I meant that my post wasn't a vote towards inviting Ms. Song.

>> No.33893902

>>33893813
I am farily certain Sierra has ever only been shitfaced when she was still at level 1, if ever. You know, Before the whole bloodlust thing.

>> No.33893929

Is there anything wrong with just having vik, baron, and reeber? We can have a nice, normal, nonmagical fun time.

>> No.33893943

>>33893759
Wolfgang is at university, so he's kind of too old. We should tell Moriah to let her siblings (and Waldric I guess) know they can come if they want to, but we shouldn't directly invite them really.

Ring Ranthix to see if his phone is finally on and let him know what we're doing. If he feels a need to guard us against possible Sattler attacks he can hang around on the edge or something.
>inb4 he assumes the role of SHOUTY GRILLMASTER and is the life of the party

>> No.33893953

>>33893860
We should drop our shadowplay plans then, stick to fire if /tg/ can't control itself (which it won't).

>> No.33893959

>>33893929
There is nothing wrong with it. Though there will be a magical bunch regardless. I want to invite Moriah too, because she is a good friend.

>> No.33893960

>>33893929
and rowan

>> No.33893969

>>33893668
>>Rowan
>>Moriah
>>Wolfgang
>>Ranthix
>>Reeber

>> No.33893980

>>33893929
Because Moriah really needs to get out more, and Wolfgang is kinda cute.

>> No.33893999

>>33893969
Sounds good, just offer Rantix an out, as he is rather our senior and may not be interested in parties.

>> No.33894001

>>33893929
Bring Moriah along. If it's being set up by a demonbane and an elf, and we're invited, then she definitely is. Rowan also.

Others can have that sort of nebulous invitation given to people who are outside the real age range but still close enough.

>> No.33894010

>>33893943
We need drawfagging of Ranthix with an apron, chefs hat, and tongs that he is using to eat directly from the grill

>> No.33894033

Is there any good reason why people want to drag Ranthix to a highschool party?

>> No.33894055

>>33894033
yeah, it would be so random lol

>> No.33894074

>>33893874
>>33893874
I mostly just want to see Sierra contact Ms. Song again. Doesn't really matter if she doesn't come, but I think she might have some pretty awesome stories to tell.

>> No.33894084

>>33893668
Hey Languid could you clear This up for us ?
>>33893813
>>33893902

>> No.33894095

>>33894033
No. But we should really see if his phone is back, that's starting to get a little concerning. He might want to keep watch on the periphery after his conversation with us before going into the house after Sattler turned up.

>> No.33894160

>>33894095
This, him being gone after he said he'd watch us with Satt around is somewhat disconcerting.

>> No.33894223

>>33894160
Maybe raise this point with Isaac when we go upstairs. We want to make sure that while Sattler is tooling around the area she doesn't go after the less noble friendly demon. Knowing what the contingency plans are regarding the Crowthers and Waldric also seems prudent.

>> No.33894289

>>33894084

Sierra's never done anything serious. She use to smoke, and has had the odd drink here or there. She tried marijuana a couple times, but now generally avoids substances.

>> No.33894395

>>33894289
She grew in and out of foster system and half grew on streets, and she was part of one of the biggest gangs around that controlled a good deal of drug traffic. But she only tried marijuana a couple of time. She never even got drunk. That all? That's ridiculous.

>> No.33894421

>>33894395
What if weed lowers stress? Time for 420 smoke weed every day.

>> No.33894427

>>33894289
Sounds a bit like bullshit as >>33894395
said

>> No.33894474

>>33894421
Inb4 Stress potion is just hash

>> No.33894485

>>33894395
You do realize that professional dealers don't partake in the merchandise, right? Besides, Monster was looking out for her, doesn't seem that far-fetched that he'd keep her from going black-out drunk or becoming a pothead.

>> No.33894516

>>33894474
Dont underestimate the power of 420

>> No.33894522

>>33894395
>>33894427
It does make some sense for Sierra to stay away from most substances considering how dangerous she is when she gets too stressed.
Marijuana does however seem like the perfect drug for her.

>> No.33894530

>>33894289
So we can trust her to have reasonable self control? Like how we don't get hug options except in special circumstances and there aren't any options to chase skirts.

>>33894485
Wasn't one of the gang members using the product, and Sierra/some of the others looked down on him for it?

>> No.33894532

>>33894395
>>33894427

I was fiddling with how to say it without making Sierra seem like she loved boozing it up. Yes, she's gotten blasted a couple times. That was before gangster life, however.

>> No.33894558

>>33894289
I really hope you have an explanation for this or else people are going to be bothered by it endlessly.

Did she end up getting blackout drunk once and end up burning something down or clawing something up? Is she one of the people that weed makes paranoid?

>> No.33894562

>>33894530
That was, indeed the case. In fact, it's why Sierra decided it'd be the perfect opportunity to prove herself by taking his share and selling it herself.

>> No.33894570

>>33894485
We are not takling black out drunk here, but a girls gotta have som fun after all, monster would have been cool with that

>> No.33894573

>>33894485
>>33894522
Any teenager who had the chance to get shitfaced, have gotten shitfaced at least once. They may choose to never do it again, they may never get the chance again... but if they got the chance, they do it at least once. Considering Sierra's background, it is impossible for her to not even get drunk ever.

>> No.33894598

>>33894573
see
>>33894532

>> No.33894634

>>33894532
You could say she lived like any teenager with problems.

>>33894485
>professional dealers don't partake in the merchandise
Where did they teach you that? Gangers who deal drugs use their shit regularly.

>> No.33894640

>>33894516
420hellblazeit

>> No.33894654

>>33894573
I never got drunk as a teenager, and I had friends who got shitfaced at least twice every week.

>> No.33894667

>>33894640
Top KeK

>> No.33894687

>>33894634
Maybe I use the wrong word, by professional I meant ideal, as it is generally unwise and can lead to problems, which they'd know about, being dealers.

>> No.33894725

>>33894532
So we're almost to page ten. New thread?

>> No.33894728

>>33894687
Your typical gang banger dealer are also usually users. Which is why they are not particularly rich, since they use their cut to either payback what they used or to buy more.

>> No.33894743

>>33894725
>430 posts.
10 too many. Well, 11 with this one.

>> No.33894852

>>33894728
Sierra was hanging with Monster and Reaper though, and they were the guys with their shit together running the gang.

>> No.33894884

>>33894728
>>33894852
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31933457/
>“Sorry, Big M,” Little Red says. Yet, his attention was focused on the duffel bag. There was a hunger in his eyes.
>Monster picked up a bag up and tossing it into Pit Bull’s lap. “Get sellin.” He didn’t give any to Red, which was new – Red was one of the Cobras’ best dealers. Monster shook his head at the man. “We all know you ain’t making money, yous getting’ high, brother.”
>Little Red didn’t take the news well. “C’mon man! You know I’m real!”
>Reaper shut him up with a glare. “A baller’s gotta have trust,” he said.

>> No.33894962

>>33894573
Word of god is she's gotten smashed a couple times and learned her lesson, so presumably her attitude to alcohol is more like a reasonably mature person in their 20s. I'm hoping this means the beach party and ancillary events can be a breather after the recent fight rather than a game of ROLL TO NOT GET SMASHED AND BUTCHER THEM ALL which would be retarded for a number of reasons.

>>33894634
They tend not to last long as dealers unless it's just pot. Trust me on this. Contrary to anti-drug PSA garbage some people really can hack the harder stuff, but it is very, very rare that they're dealers.

>> No.33894973

Go here.

>>33894928

>> No.33895213

>>33894573
I never had a single drink as a teenager, even when hanging out with friends who were drinking. You're talking out your ass.

>> No.33895327

>>33895213
You had a real weird time growing up.
>the kid that do not drink while a group of teenagers get drunk
That kid is a real ass weirdo.

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