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this is how I reflex save.

>> No.33457827

>>33457802

>> No.33457866

This is how I party face.

>> No.33457890

This is how I Melon Lord.

>> No.33457917

>> No.33457978

this is how I atheist paladin.

>> No.33458030

>>33457917
what is this sorcery?

>> No.33458045

this is how I stealth

>> No.33458046

>>33458030
Zen Archery

>> No.33458063

this is how I bard.

>> No.33458066

>>33458045
and how I combat intimidate

>> No.33458070

>> No.33458169

This is how I Copper Dragon.

>> No.33458185 [SPOILER] 

This is how I abomination,

>> No.33458193

>> No.33458211

This is how I Craft (Weapon)

>> No.33458220

>>33458193
sauce?

>> No.33458243

>>33458211
>prototype Bolter.jpg

>> No.33458245

>>33458220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw

>> No.33458247

>>33458211

This is how I craft weapon.

And destroy any thread on /k/ in the process.

>> No.33458257

>> No.33458278

>>33458247
Oh god my jimmies.
I wonder if it takes 10mm

>> No.33458308

>>33458247
What the FUCK am I looking at?

this is how I pun

>> No.33458395

>>33458030
If I were to guess, I'd say rednecks, fireworks, and a lot of beer.

>> No.33458413

>>33457802
That's not a reflex save. That's having a really high touch ac.

>> No.33458415

>>33458308
>That filename

>> No.33458473

This is how I tame wild animal

>> No.33458497

>>33458308
I see what you did there.

>> No.33458625

>>33458415
>>33458497

Took me a minute.
>hurr, it's missing something!

>> No.33458653

this is how I vampire.

>> No.33458664

This is how I rage

>> No.33458665

This is how I warforged.

>> No.33458669

>>33458653
Is this a joke about vampires not showing up in photographs or did you just forget to upload a picture?

>> No.33458676

>>33458653
forgot pic.

>> No.33458681

>>33458653
I get it anon

>> No.33458691

>>33458664
Jesus be all, "Fuck your tables and their curious 1990s style construction!"

>> No.33458698

>>33458669
wished I had thought of it first.

>> No.33458703

>>33458676
It was better the first time.

>> No.33458711

>>33458665
This is both of my fetishes

>> No.33458712

>>33458676
"He's a big blue faced vampire!"
I fucking hate that spoiled brat.

>> No.33458718

>>33457917
...Is.....Is that a Firework Gatling Gun?

I think I'm in love.

>> No.33458724

>>33458664
remember, when someone asks, "what would Jesus do?" Flipping tables and chasing people with a whip is still in the cards.

>> No.33458729

>>33458698

This is how I dex fighter

>> No.33458731

>>33458718
Roman candles are not fireworks

>> No.33458736

>>33457917
If only there was some way to monk other than that.
>>33458211
Is that a real thing?

>> No.33458756

This is how I rogue.

>> No.33458765 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

this is how I get reported and/or banned

>> No.33458778

>>33458731
Well, they are.

>> No.33458788

This is how I monk

>> No.33458811

>>33458625
i don't get it?

>> No.33458820

>>33458788
this is how I monk

>> No.33458826

>>33458788
is that The Stig doing pro-wrestling.

>> No.33458827

>>33458811
An M1 makes a distinctive ping noise when in runs out of ammunition.

>> No.33458838

>>33458811

It should be

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM...ting

>> No.33458847

>>33458838
.png as in ping as in ting
close enough nigga

>> No.33458861

>>33458811
That gun holds 8 rounds in an internal magazine and makes a distinctive ping when it runs out.

>> No.33458864

>>33458788
>>33458820
This is how I Monk.

>> No.33458872

>>33457802
>bullet dodging

>> No.33458874

This is how I Throw Anything

>> No.33458884

This is how I Only War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHzGsDObUs

>> No.33458891 [SPOILER] 

this is how I female fighter

>> No.33458893

>>33458872
Sauce?

>> No.33458896

>>33458820
Lost. This is too funny.

>> No.33458903

>>33458827
>>33458838
>>33458847
>>33458861
lol got it

>> No.33458908

>>33458874
THIS IS HOW I FORGET FILES

>> No.33458915

>>33458891
imokwiththis.jpg

>> No.33458920

>>33458908
HELLO AND GOODBYE

>> No.33458943

This is how I Sorceror

>> No.33458944

>>33458893
not the anon that posted it but that's Elektra and the goons are wearing HAMMER uniforms so it took place during the Dark Reign status quo/event thing.

>> No.33458958

This is how I that guy

>> No.33458967

>>33458820
Hal was the best thing in that movie.

>> No.33458981

This is how I alternate history.

>> No.33458989

>>33458243
nah, it's probably got too much range to be a bolter.

>> No.33458990

>>33458958
I know that's just moeshit but why the fuck did she steal the strawberry?
Why didn't the other moeshit just deck her?
What the fuck do you watch that shit for?

>> No.33459017

This is how I Martial party

in that they're all dead now ;-;

>> No.33459022

>>33458990
Because everyone in that room is Mugi's bitch.

>> No.33459032

>>33458958
I think I would have to smack a bitch

>> No.33459033

>>33458990
Not him but
>Is a jerk
>Is a moeblob
>is my fetish

>> No.33459034

<This is how I Adeptus Mechanicus after being pushed too far.

>> No.33459055

This is how I tabletop 40k.

>> No.33459058

>> No.33459074

this is how I unique and original setting

>> No.33459078

>> No.33459084

I Barbarian

>> No.33459110

This is how i seduce

>> No.33459138

>>33459110

>> No.33459144

>>33459110
rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

>> No.33459232

>>33458990
Well, basically the one who stole the strawberry spent the entire episode deliberately trying to get decked in order to find out what it's like. It would've spoiled the joke if it happened too early.

>> No.33459301

>> No.33459459

>>33458473

Dude bitchslapped a cobra! How fucking ALPHA is that?

>> No.33459549

>>33459459
Very, he's in a pit of cobras

>> No.33459625

>>33458958
>nat 1 on slight of hand.gif

>> No.33459656

this is how I monk

>> No.33459681

>>33459656
I thought it was gonna be his dick

>> No.33459705

>>33459074
This map is bogus, there should be a kingdom either in the med, or the baltic landmass, as with control over the two largest bodies of water, you'd have logistical advantage on everybody forever.

>> No.33459767

>>33458826

No, but it is the Stig's wrestling cousin!

>> No.33459825

This is how I knight

>> No.33459876

>>33457802
I just got done watching Badland Rumble a couple of days ago and I'm thinking about doing a Gunsmoke Quest.

>> No.33459881

>> No.33459931

>>33459459
I just love how it falls over after a moment like "I'm sorry"

>> No.33459959

>>33458943
At first I thought this was just at some kid's birthday party. It would've been even better.

>> No.33459964

>>33459058
I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me, I won't look behind me...

>> No.33460011

>>33459964
HAHAHAHAHA IT AIN'T REAL NIGGA JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AHHAHAHAHA

>> No.33460033

>>33459058
>>33459964
>>33460011
He made me make this post. I'm so sorry.

>> No.33460055

>>33460033
Nah I'm just joking man

>> No.33460066

>>33460011
go away Tyler

>> No.33460083

>>33459055
This is how I cause the fall of my kingdom.

>> No.33460142

This is how I felinid.

>> No.33460153

>>33458958
The look on the black haired one's face. You can actually see the moment her heart breaks.

>> No.33460239

This is how I max ranks in perception.

>> No.33460263

>>33459058
well time for the foundation!

>> No.33460288

>>33459301
OH MY GOD!

>> No.33460411

>>33458257
OOOH, what's this?

>> No.33460445

>>33460411
It's very Ork-ward is what it is

>> No.33460601

>>33460445
Yes but is there a name? I love those cheesy RPG Maker games as long as they have good/funny writing.

>> No.33460650

>>33459110
How the hell can anyone watch this shit?

>> No.33460678

>>33459034
Hey I remember you, glad to see things are going all right.

>> No.33460933

This is how I campaign derailment.

>> No.33460940

This is how I universal mystery/poorly thought out plot point.

>> No.33461054

>>33460940
Doug
Faster
Nice buttons

>> No.33461079

>>33460933

Them movie tie-ins, derailing my karate bugmen

>> No.33461171

This is how I acrobatics.

>> No.33461174

This is how I diplomacy.

>> No.33461210

>>33460650

>> No.33461240

This is how I psion.

>> No.33461252

>>33460933
This is how I successful dodge.

>> No.33461275

>>33461240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dgZGcKIiMU

>> No.33461285

>>33461252
with badly-done special effects?

>> No.33461292

how I Big Eyes, Small Mouth.

>> No.33461323

>>33459074
>The Earth is 75% landmass

Fuck this gay Earth, kill me now

>> No.33461328 [SPOILER] 

>>33461285

>> No.33461350

>>33461210
You fucking talking shit about motherfucking JoJo? Get the fuck out of here you nigger

>> No.33461371

>>33459705
B-but anon, there IS a kingdom on the med.

>> No.33461376

>>33461350
Misquoted, meant for >>33460650

>> No.33461378

>>33461285
The strong don't need special effects.

>> No.33461442

>>33460601
And google isn't helping.

>> No.33461468

>>33461378
>This is how he critical fails

>> No.33461536

>>33458756
Fucking Mummies man.

>> No.33461569

>>33461468
>just crosses his arms and stands there

>> No.33461593

>>33458820

Not quite the same without Darkseid bitch slapping him first.

>> No.33461596

>>33460650
Because it's a tough manly show for straight men.

>> No.33461672

>>33459881
More like nat 1 perception. Goddamn old people and their perception penalties.

>> No.33461686

>>33457802

>Pistol
>14 bullets

>> No.33461688

>>33461672
Doesn't WIS, and thus perception, go UP as you get older?

>> No.33461722

>>33461686
Totally possible. I have a .32 with an extended clip that has 12 shots.

>> No.33461746

This is how I barbarian

>> No.33461752 [SPOILER] 

This is how I kill PCs

>> No.33461759

>>33461688
As someone who works with old people on a daily basis, I can definitively say that that is a horrible misconception.

Old people get scammed more than anyone, I swear. That ain't no high WIS score.

>> No.33461760

>>33461752
So you run Tomb of Horrors?

>> No.33461769

>>33461569
He's quite the guy.

>> No.33461770

>>33461688
In D&D / PF, yes, which really bugs me. The idiot devs are all "hurr durr realism, game's realistic, realistic reflection of realism" when age-related hindrances in real life don't fucking work that way.

As people age, their vision gets worse, their hearing fades, their memory gets worse, and the parts of the brain responsible for impulse control deteriorate. I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound much like +Int, +Wis, and +Cha to me.

I wouldn't have a problem with the bonuses to mental scores with increasing age categories if they'd drop the pretense of realism, but we're talking about WOTC and Paizo here, so expectations have to be lowered.

Also, this is how I ICEBURN.

>> No.33461772

>>33461752
A rock?

>> No.33461776

>>33461686
>small caliber
>one in the chamber
>double stacked

But also
>trying to apply science to a show about some hippie with a laser arm

>> No.33461810

>>33461770
Dat burn

>> No.33461856

>>33461770

>> No.33461857

>>33461686
You uh
You realize that pistols have pretty high capacities right
Hint: The Glock 17 isn't named so because of arbitrary reasons. it's named that because it holds 17 rounds of 9mm Luger.

>> No.33461862

This is how I shadowrun.

>> No.33461894

>>33458826
They say he once wrestled Andre the Giant and outlasted him, that he once called the People's Elbow "Merely a handful", all we know is-

He's called THE STIG! WEIGHING IN AT 200 lbs AND HAILING FROM *whagah* ENGLAND, THEEEEEE STIIIIIIIIG!

>> No.33461928

This is how I level 20 wizard

>> No.33461994

This is how I VeloCity.

>> No.33462029

>>33460678
It is improving, my character has more motivation, and hes incorporating a bit of Clerical viewpoints and also wearing the Gaurds old Deathmask in honor of her. Im also kinda going Corvo from Dishonored caused any visual and auditory upgrades I get are being implanted into the mask rather than straight to the flesh.

>> No.33462039

This is how I rage

>> No.33462060

>>33461928
Holy shit dude you are getting deep into the ARCANE.

Seriously, what does the rest of the party do if you can work such great feats of magic?

>> No.33462064

>>33461994
I remember that.
>>33461862
Never saw season 2. How was it?

>> No.33462068

>>33461994
>>33461862
This is how I monk

>> No.33462105

>>33462039
>punching glass
>twice
shit thats hardcore

>> No.33462126

>>33462064
Didn't have as much fresh charm as season 1, but still had plenty of good moments.

Pic related.

>> No.33462149

This is how I search for traps.

>> No.33462156

>>33462149
Funny, that's exactly how I hack computers.

>> No.33462163

This is how I street samurai

>> No.33462197

This is how I chaotic good

>> No.33462216

This is how I craft traps.

>> No.33462248

>>33462216
That's the most fucked up thing that I've seen today.

>> No.33462260

>>33462197
It seems chaotic, but then you realize he's got danger sense, and even he pointed out that it didn't trigger in that situation. Which means that no, it's not chaotic, he's just neutral, and not to be fucked with, because he is an asshole.

>> No.33462266

This is how I Chaotic Evil.

>> No.33462267

>>33462216
As if you even need the needles on the legos.

>> No.33462269

This is how I wizard:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e5gs5Y5W0s

>> No.33462288

>>33461857
No anon, it's called the glock 17 because it's the 17th design by gaston glock.

What, did you think the glock 41 holds 41 rounds of .45 ACP?

though /k/ would be okay with that

>> No.33462292

>>33462064
>Never saw season 2. How was it?

Worse than season 1. By far.

The blue ranger was shipped to America and never seen again, and replaced with some bitch who's only using the rangers to get on the good side of Steven Spielberg, who inexplicably loves power rangers.

Noburo goes off the deep end, declares Aoi to be his eternal waifu (forgetting entirely about the 3D girl from season 1), and gains a supermode that consists of him pretending that Aoi is hugging him.

The main villain is a fanfic writer who writes OCs badly enough that he warps reality while doing so.

The only good point about it is that it is that eventually actual plot kicks in, and the horrible jokes are replaced with good ones since the writers can't get away with making waifu jokes for that long.

>> No.33462302

>>33459074
>Mexico Land
I'm out.

>> No.33462351

>>33458030
Roman candles duck taped together then light in a staggered fashion so they fire in a constant stream.
They are harmless and very flashy which makes them popular and not yet banned.

>> No.33462354

>>33462292
Holy shit what is this show called?

>> No.33462363

>>33457802

This is how I Necromancer.

>> No.33462376

>>33462363

This is how I Assassin.

>> No.33462388

>>33462376
>>33462363
Brotherhood of the Wolf was the best bad movie I've ever seen. Fucking loved every second of it. Those fights were incredible.

>> No.33462414

This is how I final form

>> No.33462439

>>33462269

Rich Weirdo is Morgan Freeman. You're now hearing this in my voice. Manually.

>> No.33462450

This is how I random encounter.

>> No.33462463

This is how I Handle Animal.

>> No.33462494

This is how I roll for Divine Intervention

>> No.33462538

>>33462439
EXACTLY! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT!!!

>> No.33462566

This is how I rage

>> No.33462586

This is how I deal with GM-introduced love interests.

>> No.33462595

>>33462566
>Continued...

>> No.33462604

>>33462586
>tfw your qm is grounded from his computer
shiggydiggy remove dyke

>> No.33462614

This is how I Ride.

>> No.33462616

>>33461746
>>33459017
>>33458943
Goddamn gifs for fucking ants.

>> No.33462659

>>33462266
You know, i would actually enjoy that combo. Huzza for terrible accidents robbing taste buds

>> No.33462774

>>33458665
>>33458711

>pic related

>> No.33462796

>>33462774
forgot pic.
to much blood in my crotch, sorry.

>> No.33462813

>>33458891

>Jello wrestling

>> No.33462825

>>33457978
Which one is that from?

>> No.33462829

>>33461752
SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.33462856

>>33462825
Beta Ray Bill. So, one of the cosmic titles. Probably Annihilation or Annihilation: Conquest.

>> No.33462857

>>33459078

This is how I get da WAAAAGH goin'

>> No.33462864

>>33461468
Is the guy in the start of it gay or something?

>> No.33462880

>>33461536
I... I hope you don't plan on going through with that, Anon.

>> No.33462898

>>33462494
That comic was so disappointing. For a moment, I thought we'd get an actually good ending, with some much-needed purification. Instead, we just got more shitty Lemonfont-standard corruption and transformation.

>> No.33462911

>>33462880
Don't be such a prude, shitheel. Mummies Man is a very tender lover.

>> No.33462916

>>33460601
>>33460411
>>33461442
dungeon dashers

>> No.33462922

>>33458413
I'm glad someone else posted this. I was thinking it as soon as I saw it, but I hoped that I wasn't being autistic.

>> No.33462931

>>33462857
Where is this from? Google just shows me buildings.

>> No.33462975

This is how I ranged critical.

>> No.33463057

>>33462197
>mfw fuck this galactus guy

>> No.33463063

>>33462898

>Expecting purification from Lemonfont

You do realize that this is the guy who began the sequel to a comic that ended with loving consensual sex with the main character odered to exhibitionist at an office where people know her while spurting human mutating milk and wearing a horrible shade of lipstick.

>> No.33463073

This is how I extra hour in the ballpit

>> No.33463085

>>33463063
That was started after the angel arc. It's just as shit, since all nonconsensual TF porn is shit.

>> No.33463108

>>33463073
If you think about it a bit, the metaphor is too beautiful.

>> No.33463136

>>33462911
>mummy rot
Please use protection

>> No.33463146

>>33457802
Actually, given how Vash dodges isn't it a combination of reflex and extremely high perception?

IIRC, he reads the trajectory of the bullet based on exactly where the gun is aimed.

>> No.33463156

>>33462931

No idea. Pulled it off /v/ last night.

>> No.33463185

>>33463073

>> No.33463191

>>33462566
>>33462595
"TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!"

I fucking love Darkman.

>> No.33463250

>>33461894
>AND HAILING FROM *whagah* ENGLAND,
>Not from Parts Unknown
You flubbed it.

>> No.33463396

>>33463191
It's been forever since I've seen it.
The second I saw this thread, that scene just sort of popped into my head.

>> No.33463418

This is how I Barbarian.

>> No.33463464

>>33463418
Someone's been fudging their rolls.

It's nearly statistically impossible to have a maxed out statline like that.

>> No.33463478

>>33462292
He didn't forget. Bitch dumped him.

>>33462354
Akibaranger

>> No.33463492

>>33463464
bluff

>> No.33463773

>>33460083
> implying he wasn't a worthless nigger since birth
> Implying he was worth the broest general shu ever had

>> No.33464340

>>33458308
>>33458497
i dont see it. are we missing the PING!

>> No.33464359

>>33464340
>.png

>> No.33464363

>>33464340
.png

>> No.33464514

>>33459964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfMy4wue66Y

>> No.33464591

>>33459881
Are they ded?

>> No.33464695

>>33457978
But that's wrong, let us make it good implies an objective sense of good- a paladin needs an ultimate authority like god or gods to be able to appeal to- if there is no god there is no objective good

>> No.33464791

>>33464695
THE LAW
What me mum told me as a wee lad
etc. etc.

>> No.33464811

>>33464695
Actually. No. In 90% of settings with paladins there is a solid, objective sense of good. Some systems let you play paladins that merely appeal to that sense of good, rather than gods.

>not to mention that, in real life, there is objective good
>so shut it you subjectivist twat

:D

>> No.33464816

>>33464695
Neither is there with deities. You'd merely relegate the defining to them. And "good" in deitylingo may appear not "good" to us at all.

>> No.33464834

>>33464811
>There's objective good

>> No.33464846

>>33464834
Cause George Lucas knows the truth of the universe and imparted it to us with his witty one liners?

>> No.33464855

>>33464695
And just why do gods get a free pass to be the ultimate authority on good? I've seen more paladins I'd trust to define the objective good than gods I'd trust to go two days without being a hypocritical asshole

>> No.33464859

How I tech-priest.

>> No.33464924

>>33464834

>only the sith deal in absolutes
>only

That statement itself is an absolute.
Therefore, Obi Wan must have been a sith.
Why would you trust a sith?

>> No.33464934

>>33457978
Odd, that is how I paladin of pantheism.

>> No.33464977

>>33464855
>And just why do gods get a free pass to be the ultimate authority on good?

because they are gods

>> No.33464983

This is how I Fighter

>> No.33464992

>>33462414
CLOUDIZER MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.33465001

This is how I countersong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU

>> No.33465026

>>33458872
did she died?

>> No.33465040

>>33465026
Yes, a couple of months before that, and a couple of years before that.

>> No.33465045

>>33464977
Hell no. Especially in D&D, where a God's power is very much related to how many worshippers they have, therefore making the worshippers the deciding factors in which interpretation of morality gets to dominate.
The only claim to authority the Gods have is power.

>> No.33465104

>>33461760
Rock falls, everyone dies

>> No.33465148

>>33459881

Alright. Awakened bear shadowdancer. I can't wait to see the look on my group's face.

>> No.33465187

>>33459301
THE PAIN

>> No.33465234

This is how I explain linear fighter/quadratic wizards

http://community.wizards.com/content/forum-topic/3384781

>> No.33465237

>>33464934
funny thing, in ye olde times pantheism was called easy atheism by some philosophers

>> No.33465241

This is how I bard

>> No.33465252

>>33464695
literally every post-Socratic philosopher would trash your shit for thinking that The Good doesn't have its own ontological integrity

>> No.33465269

This is how I ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHFr1_md3Ok

>> No.33465282

>>33458861
>magazine
Holy shit, this is like the only time I get to say this
>HURR DURR IT'S A CLIP FGT

>> No.33465293

>>33465252
That's because they are philosophers, and philosophers are stupid and pretentious people who are incapable of grasping anything being their own, arrogant opinions. Not to mention complete wastes of functioning organs.

>> No.33465309

>>33459058
>lying in bed
>nobody can possibly be behind me
get fucked

>> No.33465321

>>33465282
No, he's right. It has an internal magazine that is loaded with the en bloc clips.

>> No.33465333

>>33465293
>still being 14

>> No.33465356

>>33461856
>posting waypool
kill yourself

>> No.33465377

>>33462197
Peter Parker is Lawful Good until pushed to the breaking point. Hank Pym is Chaotic Neutral.

>> No.33465391

>>33465252
That's just like, their opinion, man.

It really is.

>> No.33465395

This is how I That Guy stealing the spotlight.

>> No.33465407

>>33465391
Not to mention that 'ontological integrity' sounds like a paradox in and of itself.

>> No.33465410

>>33465377
>Hank Pym
That's Scott Lang.

>> No.33465437

>>33465293
Oh
Okay
Come back when you can drive a car

>> No.33465439

>>33465407
I meant 'oxymoron'.

>> No.33465443

This is how I sense motive

>> No.33465448

>>33465407
>translation: I have not even taken a basic philosophy course

>> No.33465470

This is how I DM

>> No.33465475

>>33465470
>not the RUISE CRUISE one

>> No.33465484

>>33465448
No, I was busy learning actual skills instead of pseudo-intellectual masturbation.

>> No.33465490

>>33458958
>>33458990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54

>> No.33465537

>>33461171
I'm not sure how accurate my context is, but that move he performed, the Christ Air, was something that previously was thought to only belong/be possible in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater "I hit a ramp and now I'm on the Moon" video games.

And he did it in real life.

>> No.33465539

This is how I Lawful Good

>> No.33465543

This is how I Enlarge Person

>> No.33465544

This is how I CE.

>> No.33465550

>>33465490

You beat me to it, anon.

>> No.33465581

This is how I Firefly RPG.

>> No.33465619

this is how i rogue

>> No.33465624

This is how I CG.

>> No.33465647

this is how i disguise check

>> No.33465653

>>33465624
this is how i intimidate

>> No.33465654

>>33463418

Dolph Lundgren reaffirms the existence of the Ubermensch, every day.

>> No.33465678 [SPOILER] 

>>33465544
This is how I CE.

>> No.33465683

>>33458185
That was a good thread.

>> No.33465731

>>33462105

Donald and Scrooge are barbarians. No doubt of it.

>> No.33465736

>>33465484
Not him, but let me but in here.
One can do both, no? Train the body and the mind and all that crap? Why the hell couldn't you read some plato and some kant on the side? I know I did. It's not like it takes up any more time than reading other books, and these are actually thought provoking.
Unlike your fucking Dresden Files.

>> No.33465755

>>33465731
Scrooge dumped a lot of points into diplomacy though. And multiclassed to merchant in his old age.

When was the last time we saw him rage anyway? These days, it's just Donald carrying on the family rage.

>> No.33465843

This is how I kill the katanaboos

>> No.33466026

>>33465252
Urm well maybe you should think about that, if theres an objective good it must be beyond atoms and so can be treated as a god in its own perfection- shit4brains, atheism may well be a belief there is no god but it implies a lack of transcendental beliefs too as god is able to be defined as beyond the physical

>> No.33466173

>>33465755
Well, what does Scrooge have to rage for these days?
Near every fool knows not to cross him, lest they face either his nephews fury or the might of the mallard himself, and Don does well enough at keeping McDuck placated.

Besides the fact that nowadays it's poor form to have a comic character throw a titanic tantrum, instead everything has to be resolved with tearful hugs and admissions of acceptance in safespaces, goddamn soccermoms.

>> No.33466214

>>33466173
I want to see Scrooge beat the fucking shit out of Glomgold. That would be awesome.

>> No.33466246

>>33465843
>Dark Souls PVP

>> No.33466318

This is how I react to loot.

>> No.33466338

>>33458473
>not posting longer version

>> No.33466339

>>33464695
The problem here is that gods don't define their portfolios, they are slaves to them. If a god is the god of Lizardmen, he can't decide what Lizardmen are, they just are. A god of Murder can't decided that Murder is now gifting of cupcakes. A god of Good can't decide that Good is rape and genocide.

It doesn't work that way. Unless it does, and then we're not really talking about Paladins.

>> No.33466340

>>33458891

Is she suplexing a rock or stuck inside a gelatinous cube?

>> No.33466366

This is how I Maid

>> No.33466406

>>33462916

Not any of them but

>thanks

>> No.33466408

>>33466340
little of column A
little of column B

>> No.33466468

>>33460153
Stop memeing so hard

>> No.33466602

This is how I cleric

>> No.33466770

>>33466602
Why do people like that fat faggot anyway?
I amdit, I never played Dark souls. I saw that trailer with the ancient dead and naked Dragons and I was fucking out man.

>> No.33466814

>>33459825

>> No.33466832

>>33466770
Because he is a Bro. Especially if you are incapable of playing online. Also how many settings have dragons that aren't naked?

>> No.33466882

>>33466770
Because he's really optimistic and a bit naive, when everyone else is going on about how fucked everything is. Also, jolly cooperation.

>> No.33466920

>>33466832
Wasn't there some shit in Dark Souls about a Dragon who had no scales (hence naked) betraying other Dragons... or something?

I don't really know, the gameplay looks amazing, but the story put me off so much I don't think I'll ever play.

>> No.33466960

>>33466920
Yes. He didn't have scales that made them immortal so he went apeshit and killed a bunch of them to study their scales. He eventually became immortal by a different method, was made a Duke and became the father of sorcery.

>> No.33467010

>>33466920
Yeah, that would be Seath the Scaleless. I picked up DS over the summer sale, and I have to say that I'm having a lot of fun with it. It's very hard in places, and they don't really give much indication as to which areas might be too high level for you, but for the most part it feels fair. They do sometimes throw horrible traps at you, but they always give some hint on how to avoid them

>> No.33467021

>>33466960
You make that sound dope, but then I know this will all be presented Jap style, so way to fucking hype me up and ruin it, asshole.

>> No.33467072

>>33467021
Except most of it isn't presented at all. You only find out he invented sorcery from reading spell descriptions and maybe one NPC and The dragon doesn't ever talk to you. In fact you only find out hes immortal by getting wrecked by him and being incapable of hurting him until you break his plot thing. The only real indication that hes a duke is that he lives in the Dukes archive which is his enormous castle library.

>> No.33467434

This is how I spot check

>> No.33467497

>>33462216
you monster

>> No.33467723

>>33466770
Because he's had a hard life, abut he's still a happy, go-lucky guy.

>> No.33469387 [DELETED] 

Rolled 1, 2 = 3

!

>> No.33469529

How I GM

I'm working on being a bigger bastard but it doesn't come easily to me

>> No.33469739

>>33458211
Is that... a machine shotgun?

>> No.33469948

>>33464834

I don't see what the self-evident hypocrisy of the Jedi has to do with anything.

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