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>Roll 20 on Jump check

>> No.33148865

>>33148849
God damn those Wakfu blu-rays can't arrive fast enough.

>> No.33148875

indeed

>> No.33148900

>>33148849
>Roll 20 on attack

>> No.33148936

>>33148849
>Morrowind Speedrun.gif

>> No.33148952

>>33148849
I know this is a joke thread, but I always thought the rule was that you can't Critically Succeed on anything that you wouldn't be able to pass with a 20 + modifier.

And jump checks are just raw numerical calculations. Something like, you jump 10ft vertical on a 20 and 5ft more for every 10 beyond that? I remember having to look up basically all the rules on jumping and falling objects when I made my orc do a piledriver off a branch of the World Tree.

>> No.33148972

>>33148952
Oh look, it's one of these fags. They shoe up every thread.

>> No.33148976

>>33148952
You can ALWAYS critically succeed or critically fail if you homerule it so

>> No.33148979

>>33148849
man, i really got to catch up on this series

>> No.33148995

>Roll 1 against BBEG ambush

>> No.33149013

>>33148849
>You try to exit the room, but you are instantly killed.

>> No.33149050

>Nat 1 in Knowledge(Nature)

>> No.33149066

>Roll 20 on Sleight of Hand check

>> No.33149102

>>33149066
I think that's just a bra of holding, man

>> No.33149117

>Nat 20 in Knowledge(Arcane)

>> No.33149136

>Nat 1 on Diplomacy

>> No.33149138

>nat 1 REF save

>> No.33149139

>>33149102
She's not wearing a bra though

>> No.33149143

>>33149102
I'm not too well versed with concealed weapons, really. the prevailing tactic in my party is "kick in the door and shoot everyone until they're blended with the wallpaper".

>> No.33149174

>Nat 1 on will save against illusion

>> No.33149214

>>33149174
ok you got me for a moment.

>Natural 20 on EVIL IS LAW

>> No.33149223

>Nat 1 on Dodge check

>> No.33149258

>>33149223
She sure dodged that noose...

>> No.33149272

>Nat 1 on Diplomacy as Barbarian

>> No.33149281

>>33149223
>Nat 1 Sanity check

>> No.33149294

>>33149174
Damn you. I will set this as my Skype status immediately.

>> No.33149354

>> No.33149384

>you failed to detect the trap

>> No.33149386

Nat 1 ranged attack.

>> No.33149389

>>33149258
>Noose

She got ate, anon.

>> No.33149397

>>33149281
>Nat 0 Sanity Check

>> No.33149410

>>33149354

I like you a lot

>> No.33149415

>>33149386
I want to know.

>> No.33149446

>Nat 1 Intimidation check

>> No.33149463

Nat 1's on flurry of misses

>> No.33149517

Nat 20 profession basketball player

>> No.33149530

>>33148849
Nat 1 for diplomacy

>> No.33149537

Nat 20 Disguise check

>> No.33149541

>>33149446
Wat

>> No.33149548

>>33149272

>> No.33149556

>>33149223
>>33149281
>>33149397
>Take 10 on Persuade
works every time

>> No.33149563

Nat 20 etc. etc.

>> No.33149578

>Nat 20 on ranged attack

>> No.33149584

>>33149223
DO NOT BULLY FRAILEST MEGUCA

>> No.33149612

>>33149541
the joke was that he was apparently trying to be intimidating but wound up fucking himself up. I should get better gifs for these threads.

>> No.33149615

Nat 20 disguise check

>> No.33149617

>>33149174
Jokes on you, we don't have spiders nearly that big in my country

>> No.33149627

Critical Failure on Athletics

>> No.33149660

>>33149174
the .gif is also spiders

>> No.33149671

Nat 20 Hide

>> No.33149700

Nat 20 Disguise

>> No.33149729

>>33149541
He slammed his pool que against the ground and it snapped while he was trying to support his weight on it, he then fell and slammed his jaw into the side of the pool table which knocked him right the fuck out

>> No.33149751

Nat 1 Handle Animal

>> No.33149786 [SPOILER] 

>Nat 20 in perform
1/3

>> No.33149802

>>33149541
he slammed his jaw on the table. if you're unlucky or get hit hard enough on a specific point it will knock you right the fuck out, which is why he flops like that, he's out cold

>> No.33149811 [SPOILER] 

>>33149786
2/3

>> No.33149826

>>33149281
Bitch please.

>> No.33149847

>>33149811
3/3

>> No.33149862

>>33149826
homu is the hero we deserve.

>> No.33149873

>>33149847
Where's Johnny's bit?

>> No.33149886

>>33149873
He already lost you nit

>> No.33149887

>>33148952

If we are talking D&D than crits are only possible on attack rolls. Can't crit a skill check or a characteristic check whether it be a critical failure or success.

>> No.33149888

>>33149873
johnny died son

>> No.33149909

>Nat 1 forgery

>> No.33149931

>Nat 20 on Heresy

>> No.33149936

>>33149909
>Obama is actually a hedgehog

No wonder he won't show his birth certificate.

>> No.33149973

>>33148952
>>33149887

Yeah, the 'natural 20 is auto success' only applies to attack rolls and saving throws. No critical success, just normal success. Same with 'natural 1 is auto failure'.

>> No.33150025

>>33149847
For real though, Johnny was an idiot. He has absolutely no idea how good the Devil is at fiddle, and he'd bet his own soul against a gold fiddle? ALSO, he says that gambling with the devil is a sin, which means the devil gets his soul anyway! For fucks sake Johnny.

>> No.33150038

>Nat 20 Disguise

>> No.33150067

>>33150038
I don't get it. Whats disguised there?

>> No.33150082

>>33150038
I don't get it, I see no disguises here. Just our beloved emperor and a heretic.

>> No.33150098

>>33150025
Maybe he was atheist not believing in the concept of souls and had Devil for a silly fool.
If you look at it this way, it's "lose nothing or with a bulk of gold", deal you'd be stupid not to take.

>> No.33150101

>>33149013
>Rocks Fall Everyone Dies: The Show

>> No.33150113

>>33150082
Clearly. And how how dare that heretic call our beloved an Emperor a coward.

>> No.33150126

>>33150098
How much did Johnny shit himself when a band of demons suddenly appeared?

>> No.33150129

>Nat 1 drawing check

>> No.33150173

>Nat 20 dodge

>> No.33150178

>> No.33150194

>>33149563
What game is this?

>> No.33150195

>>33150067
>>33150082
>>33150113
He's a chicken! A literal chicken! A gigantic rooster in the Emperor's armor! He's been a cock the whole time!

>> No.33150223

>> No.33150247

>>33150194
Dwarf Fortress.
Guard got his so hard it literally blew him out of his armor, clothes, socks, everything.

>> No.33150259

>>33150195
Oh look, another person rolled nat 20 for Heresy.

>> No.33150298

Nat 20 resist gravity

>> No.33150314

>>33150223
>Nat 20 sneak attack

>> No.33150327

>> No.33150394

>>33150178
Too spooky for me.

>> No.33150407

>>33149615
Nat 20 Intimidate.

>> No.33150411

>>33150129
>filename

>> No.33150426

>> No.33150439

>>33150298
>can't see any panties
unpossible

>> No.33150441

>>33150173
Are you sure that wasn't just four 2s in a row on grapple checks?


>romantic ruchileg
Captcha is on to something...

>> No.33150465

>Nat 1 charm check

>> No.33150468

>> No.33150507

>Nat 1 Seduce

>> No.33150521

>>33149066
>AverageStreetsamuraiPullsOutAFirearmFromHerHiddenWeaponCompartment.gif

>> No.33150526

>just below the DC on Sense Motive

>> No.33150527

Nat 20 reflex save

>> No.33150531

>> No.33150537

>>33150507
>"Nat 1 Seduce"
>not the sniper's "Sorry, girls, but I'm gay"

>> No.33150612

>Nat 20 on Speech check

>> No.33150624

>>33150537
>Takes cup
>2nd Cup happears
Quallity

>> No.33150636

>Nat 1 foreign geography check

>> No.33150658

>>33150624
There were two cups there in the first place, the first cup just covers it due to perspective.
And, another Nat 1 Seduce.

>> No.33150659

>>33150624
He's not taking the cup, he already had it in his hands.

The gif just starts with with the cup on the table covered.

>> No.33150678

>>33150636
I think that's less of a natural one and more of a "Oh fuck, the GM didn't say we'd need to put points in skills like this"

>> No.33150698

>>33150658
Are the girls window repairmen?

>> No.33150700

>>33150468
Well I'm sold. Do I roll for anal circumference now?

>> No.33150738

>>33150698
Drug dealers. It's a long story.
They escape said sniper by burning all the kush they have on hand and using its smoke as cover, getting wasted as fuck in the process.

>> No.33150752

>>33150738
Link. Now.

>> No.33150765

>> No.33150808

>Roll 1 on Heal check

>> No.33150812

>>33150752
The Voynich Hotel according to image search.

>> No.33150820

>>33150752
It's called The Voynich Hotel, written by Dowman Sayman. Search for thetsuuyaku blog, it has all the translations.
He writes all sorts of crazy stuff, yknow. I'd recommend Oddman 11 too, it's in the same vein as The Voynich Hotel.

>> No.33150822

>>33150765

>> No.33150876

>>33150822

>> No.33150897

>>33150765
This is a pretty accurate description of >>33149563

>> No.33150919

>An example of a natural 20 on grapple...or perhaps a 20 on perform

>> No.33150931

>>33150876

>> No.33150941

>Nat 20 intimidate

>> No.33150951

>>33150931

Woah, hold up, you gotta clarify this one. Is that a natural 20 on a "normal" kick, or a natural 20 on a kick performed by someone with super strength?

>> No.33150961

>>33150951

Yes. Natural 20 kicks are always to the balls.

>> No.33150981

>>33150876
That dude in white near the judges' table got a nat 1 in Fucks Given.

>> No.33150991

>Natural 20 on gathering harem...despite being the same sex. Damn it, the BBEG was supposed to be an example of what NOT to do, not a challenge to out do his harem!

>> No.33151028

>>33150991
>was supposed to be an example of what NOT to do, not a challenge to out do his harem!

The players must always have the biggest harem. It provides a pretty decent morale boost through the game.

>> No.33151051

>>33151028
Does morale boost give a bonus to rolls?

>> No.33151064

>>33151028
>The players must always have the biggest harem.
The only way that can happen is if the MC itself is a haremette.

>> No.33151104

>>33150612
I can't tell if this is terrible or brilliant writing.

>> No.33151123

>>33150820
Thanks, dude.

>> No.33151161

>>33151104
Why not both?

>> No.33151191

>>33150700
Yes anon, have relevant stats on hand and research how to properly stroke plumage.

>> No.33151274

>>33149013
What is this?

>> No.33151296

>>33151051
If you know how to convince your GM

>> No.33151323

>>33151104
It makes more sense in context.

Context being that the chick's seriously messed up and/or teasing you.

>> No.33151354

>>33148900
I still don't understand why the bus exploded. Was there a bomb on his stick?

>> No.33151389

>>33151354
No. Buses just do that sometimes.

>> No.33151438

>>33151274
Reverse image search my friend. Apparently it's called Another.

>> No.33151648

>>33150173
As someone with 3 /u/ tabs open, anything more than this would cause me to start screaming externally instead of my current internal screaming

>> No.33151701

>>33151389
Shoulda stuck with a reliable German brand.

>> No.33151721

>>33151701
I all seriousness though, I am curious as to what the story with the bus was.

>> No.33151758

>>33151721
Hamas.

>> No.33151776

>>33150931
I'm back!

>> No.33151795

>>33151721
IS GREAT RUSSIAN BLAST GRENADE FOR KILLING OF CHECHEN TERRORIST AND POSSIBLY RESCUING OF AT LEAST SOME HOSTAGE.

>> No.33151843

>>33150738
How did the window get fixed?

>> No.33151848

>>33150636
That's kind of a trick question since there's only really one city here in Iceland.

>> No.33151851

>>33149354
Perfect

>> No.33151852

>>33151776

>> No.33151883

>>33151852

>> No.33151893

>>33151843
They totally moved to another window during the implied timeskip.

>> No.33151931

>>33151883

>> No.33151987

>>33151931
>nat 20 drifting

>> No.33151992

>>33151931

>> No.33152033

>>33151987

>> No.33152035

>>33149013

>> No.33152041

>>33151992

>> No.33152047

>>33151992
Monk with Bowling Profession

>> No.33152079

>>33151992
>inb4 level asian

>> No.33152096

>>33152041
and thats it.

>> No.33152100

>>33150465
What animu is this?

>> No.33152157

>>33149578
Nah son, storm of vengeance

>> No.33152187

>>33149729
I can't understand why he just put all his weight on the cue suddenly. Isn't it natural to gradually shift into a propped stance?

>> No.33152191

>> No.33152220

>> No.33152235

>>33149973
It's a really common house rule though.

>> No.33152238

>>33152220
Is this from that roosterteeth anime?

>> No.33152267

>>33152238
Seems like the same style

>> No.33152290

>>33152035
Let us examine this picture closer. This is animated. Someone made this picture. Someone put thought in to this and decided to make a picture. Not just any picture. Out of all the shit he could have done, he chose THIS. Like I mean did no-one just sit back and think for a second like "What the fuck am I doing with my life"? I mean I might be autismic on a whole new level here but this doesn't change the fucking facts here. Someone, somewhere on the planet, was SO FUCKING STONED that he wanted to make a picture with a sentient sponge with pants, eyes, legs, hands, a tiny tie and the works is running with a more-or-actually-less sentient sea star with eyes and a pair of shorts underwater when someone uses a rope to lasso the seastar back to a location very far away, which results in an explosion and a mushroom cloud shortly afterwards.

Like I mean
what

>> No.33152294

>>33152238
>>33152267
It is. You can tell by the style and the completely impractical weapons. If .gifs had sound too, you could tell by the horrible dialog as well.

>> No.33152308

>>33152238
>>33152267
At first it looked like that shitty Iron Man cartoon.

>> No.33152334

>>33152235
More like it's a common misinterpretation.

>> No.33152344

>Nat 20 in requisitions

>> No.33152345

>>33152290
What.

>> No.33152351

>>33152308
>shitty Iron Man cartoon
Narrow it down a bit son. I presume you mean the reasonably recent one where they're all high school kids?

>> No.33152352

>>33152290
>nat 20 Wis check

>> No.33152354

>>33152294
>Horrible dialogue
>Horrible voice acting
>Horrible animation
Did anyone suffer through more than two episodes?

>> No.33152373

>>33152351
Either that or the anime, I guess

>> No.33152384

>>33152290
God fucking dammit /tg/, concentrate.

>> No.33152387

>>33152345
>not recognizing copypasta

>> No.33152417

>>33152334
Meaning?

>> No.33152424

>>33152354
Red vs Blue worked originally cause it was about something RoosterTeeth understood. Two teams trying to capture a flag.
This new thing is terrible. The dialog sounds like something someone on /v/ would make up if asked what girls talked about.
I made it to like episode 5 or by my count, the 14th glomp, before I couldn't take anymore.

>> No.33152433

>>33152373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJkzBRPxdaU

This is the one I was thinking of.

>> No.33152475

>>33152433
So, which is worse, this or Avengers Assemble?

>> No.33152511

>>33152475
Wouldn't know, I only even heard of that Iron Man one because of channel surfing while hung over one Sunday.

>> No.33152537

>>33152220
>girl with the shield
This is how I Warlord.

>> No.33152554

>>33152424
Oh I don't know. I liked their original series and the stuff about AIs and what not. Not too shabby all in all. I thought caboose was quite funny as well.
Lately they've been kind of shit though, yeah.

>> No.33152568

>>33150919
> not substituting all your perform checks by grapple checks
> not substituting all your rolls by grapple check

WRASSLE is the only answer.

>> No.33152589

>Iron Man anime
Please don't remind me, I was forced to watch the whole thing.

>> No.33152648

Natural 20 on...spot?

Yeah, this is gonna require a reaction image on my part.

>> No.33152665

>>33149563
SEN-I-SOSHITSU!

>> No.33152684

>>33152648

There we go.

>> No.33152694

Nat 1 art check

>> No.33152720

>>33151721
he's carrying a breeching charge on a pole.

Whoever the explosives tech for the exercise was, was either incompetent and used WAY too much explosives on accident, or really hated poledude and used way to much explosives on purpose.

>> No.33152730

>>33152589
Every time someone says they were "forced to watch" something, my mind immediately pictures that one scene in Clockwork Orange, you know the one.
I'm not the only person who that happens to, right?

>> No.33152769

>>33150126
Immensely until he saw how shit the devil was.

>> No.33152806

>>33152769
The devil started playing before the band of demons appeared.

>> No.33152892

>>33152730
You are not alone

>> No.33152893

>Roll 1 on Facing A Few Facts...

>> No.33152908

>>33149174
You're fucking evil

>> No.33152997

>>33150531
>kingcrimson.gif

>> No.33153130

>>33152997

Shoot, and I wasted >>33152684

on >>33152648 .

>> No.33153190

>Nat 20 in tech heresy

>> No.33153253

>> No.33153269

>Nat 1 on Sense Motive for everyone towards him

>> No.33153288

>>33149548
what is this from?

>> No.33153291

>>33153253
This was during the Silver Age, right?

>> No.33153309

>>33151123

Don't forget this link. It has everything that's been scanned/translated of Dowman's. It's maintained by the guy who's scanning NIckelodeon and Voynich for us, as well as his other stuff sometimes.

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/wte7f9x2c5y92/Dowman

>> No.33153336

>>33153288
Looks like Wakfu.

>> No.33153381

>>33153336
It is Wakfu.
Season 2.

>> No.33153388

>>33152806
Only barely.

>He pulled the bow across the strings and it made a evil hiss
>Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

>> No.33153406

>>33153253
Wait... What?

>> No.33153408

>>33152290
>>33152387
The real truth is that I actually wrote that a few moments ago.

>> No.33153420

>>33153406
It was a different age.

>> No.33153448

>>33149138
>tf2 item economy

>> No.33153498

>>33152730
Well, in this case I meant "you're gonna do this or you can start looking for a new job" kind of "forced to", but I can see where you're coming from.

>> No.33153520

>>33148952
There are also people who go "20s explode" on skillchecks with some who have 1s implode.

This is what got me hearing a story of a wyrmling who roasted a rabbit and got about 200 on the Profession(Cook) check.

>> No.33153559

>>33153309
>Don't forget this link. It has everything that's been scanned/translated of Dowman's
Literally the best news this week.

>> No.33153568

>>33150223
I've seen better.

>> No.33153603

>>33150298
You mean, natural 20 on Craft(Movie)[edit].
>godliness MayPict

>> No.33153614

>>33153498
>if you don't watch this, you ARE FIRED!
The best job ever does not survive a shitty boss, apparently.

At least you weren't forced to watch a harem.

>> No.33153673

>>33153559

Have fun. It contains seemingly 1000+ pages of untranslated Dowman.

>> No.33153711

>>33153673
Didn'y you just say the stuff was translated?

>> No.33153726

>>33153711

I meant scanned and/or translated. It has everything that has been translated by him, just look at the folder.

>> No.33153749

>>33152694
Nah. Clearly the art's done in a Better-Than-Life style.

>> No.33153788

>>33153749
We'll were getting Google Glass these days that might augment what we're seeing. It's just a matter of time before we get some device that could trick our taste buds to make plain water taste like our drink of choice.

>> No.33153833

>>33153788
Look up Miracle Berries. They alter the taste receptors on the tongue.

>> No.33153867

>>33153788

>> No.33153977

>>33153833
>causes sour foods ... to taste sweet
Why is the first use I can think of so lewd?

>> No.33154046

>>33148849
Why do the French make such great cartoons and comics?

>> No.33154049

>>33153788
And when Google designs a substance that is spread via air that forms as a lid over the eye and they can spy on everyone everywhere and broadcast everything people want to see.

Foilhat ain't gonna save me from this one, dear god.

>> No.33154056

>Nat 20 Intimidate

>> No.33154083

>>33153977
It's not odd. I had the same thought.

>> No.33154110

>>33154083
But sperm is bitter, not sour...

>> No.33154143

>>33154110
It varies depends on diet.
If you eat a lots of fruits, especially pineapple, it will be sweet.
If I remember, dairy products will cause it to become bitter.
You'd have to ask /d/ for sure

>> No.33154162

>Nat 20 Strength Check when Raging

>> No.33154259

>>33149354
Why did you post a brick wall?

>> No.33154312

>>33154162

Damnit, I thought the .gif went longer.

>> No.33154322

>>33154143
>tfw you adore dairy products
Fucking biology...

>> No.33154363

>>33154322
It's not like anyone will ever care about the flavor of your man-juice.

>> No.33154374

>>33154363
I do

>> No.33154417

>>33150298
Hypnotic...

>> No.33154502

>Nat 20 on Survival

>> No.33154569

>Nat 20 on dungeoneering

>> No.33154575

>>33149354
You. That's good. That's real good.

>> No.33154642

>>33149354
What is this wizardry.

>> No.33154648

>Nat 20 on Ride

>> No.33154650

>>33149354
Tomorrow color theme and image hover kinda ruined it.

>> No.33154729

>Nat 1 Perform: Actor

>> No.33155157

>>33149671
Fucking ninja dancers...

>>33150195
...And?
Seriously, I hear 12 Division has a Corgi for a Commissar...
I for one welcome our Poultry Overlord.

>>33151191
GOD DAMN IT MAN, DON'T BRING THAT UP ANYMORE!!!

>>33151776
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!

>>33151852
FUCKING NINJAS MAN!!!

>>33151931
You do know "Duke Boy" give you INSANE racial modifiers for Drifting, right?

>>33151987
...But where is the Orange Paintjob, Dixie Flag, and "01" racing number?

>>33152290
Well the context is, in order to lure the squirrel Sandy Cheeks back for a Texas style party to alleviate her home sickness, Spongebob and Patrick insult her home state instead.
Que hilarious cartoon hyjinks beatdown.

>>33152769
>>33152806
>>33153388
Yeah, and even then the Devil band is entirely pulled by the bassist.

>> No.33155210

>>33154046
Cause the French LOVE art. They always have loved Art. So when they do anything artistic they really love to go whole hog on it.

>> No.33155331

>>33150527
oh man, that is gold.
"Did you just catch that?"
"Yes, yes I did."

>> No.33155394

>>33155331
Not to mention his eyes at the end are so full of being impressed.

>> No.33155521

>>33152344
>imperium of mannco.jpg

>> No.33155652

>>33150411
Thank you for calling attention to that, I almost woke up the whole house,

>> No.33155811

>>33155652
Don't get it.

>> No.33155845

>>33155811

>> No.33155930

>>33150465
all those hand gestures, is he black?

>> No.33155935

>>33155845
Clearly he is about to BE SENT TO THE OTHER WORLD

>> No.33156135

>>33155394
I think everyone was impressed at that point.

>> No.33156440

>>33155930
Nah, just fresh.
>Nat 20 on Bust a Move

>> No.33156554

>Nat 20 on Sunder

>> No.33156718

>Aiding in a Swim check

>> No.33156810

>>33156440
>Nat 1 on blending into a crowd

>> No.33156853

Nat 20 intimidate

>> No.33156932

>Nat 20 disguise

>> No.33156941

Nat 20 escape artist

>> No.33156968

Just failing

>> No.33157027

>Nat 20 in Barter

>> No.33157061

Nat 20 in Knowledge (City Planning)

>> No.33157089

>>33156932
What's this supposed to be imitating?

>> No.33157091

>>33157027
... Yeah, still too expensive. Only good things that game had going for it were Claudia Black and Corrnne Kempa.

>> No.33157099

>>33156853
I just rolled a nat 1 on caring. Your filename got a mild chuckle out of me though.

>> No.33157109

Nat 20 Craft Wonder Items

>> No.33157127

>>33157091
At least it's not that "sequel" that felt more like the intro section of a longer game.

>> No.33157148

>>33157089
I think it's just a random natural pattern that developed over time.
Can't remember where they are. But apparently the locals will tell tourists about these 'old coins' that can be found just laying around. So tourists will see these spiders and try to pick up what they think is a worn coin.

>> No.33157173

>>33157148
And people wonder why we colonized the shit out of them.

>> No.33157217

>Nat 20 attack, friendly fire cleave

>> No.33157242

Nat 1 on San Check

>> No.33157330

>Nat 1 on Sense Motive

>> No.33157342

>>33153977
mine was,"and the snozberries taste like snozberries!"

>> No.33157353

>>33151354
The bus is a construct - the reason you cant get criticals on constructs are there is just in case a situation like >>33148900 happens. Constructs violently *deconstruct* when they happen to be subject to critical hits.

>> No.33157360

>Nat 20 hide in plain sight

>> No.33157414

>>33150765
>>33156554

God power keeps my pimp hand strong, so trust me all you won't last very long~


..Unless you're Olivia.

>> No.33157423

>nat 1 bureaucracy

>> No.33157464

>>33157414

Perfection.

>> No.33157469

>>33157423
Given the cleaning lady they wound up with, isn't that more of a nat 20?

>> No.33157495

>>33157469
Take 10, I guess?

>> No.33157509

Nat 20 on Seduce

>> No.33157535

>Nat 20 Craft Magical Armor

>> No.33157546

>>33157509
>rockon.jpg
More like rocks off, amirite?

>> No.33157596

>>33152354
I did, the soundtrack and the fights were fun enough to make up for what they lacked in the voice acting and production values department. I watched it all together after the season was over.

I'm acutally looking forward to the second season.

>> No.33157628

>Nat 20 on Natural Attack (Cuteness)

>> No.33157650

>>33157628
More like
>Nat 20 Charm

>> No.33157670

>>33157242
That music video was weird as shit.

>> No.33157690

>>33149174

I made my save.

>> No.33157705

>>33157670
It's a French music video. What else would you expect?

>> No.33157737

>>33149556

I see Kyubey all the time but there doesn't seem to be a wiki article for it. Her? Whatever. Can someone give me the cliff notes of why it is the face of mind control on /tg/?

>> No.33157755

>>33152433
That theme is balling

>> No.33157798

>>33157628
So many grapple checks.

>> No.33157804

>>33157737
Kyubey entire race basically groomed Mankind to idolize Magical Girls so they could use them as Emo generators.

>> No.33157834

>>33157737
Just watch Madoka (full name Puella Magi Madoka Magica), even as a person that's not into anime, I gotta say it's worth the time. It has twists you (probably) won't see coming.

>> No.33157850

>>33156968
that picture pisses me off so much because they're using a green screen on the parts of the box

>> No.33157865

>>33157737
>>33157737
It's a sort of Lovecraftian space thing that convinces tween girls to become rococo liches in order to serve its ends.

The show is Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and probably the most recent anime that could be called a classic with any veracity.

>> No.33157877

>>33157850
It's his shirt dangling out.

>> No.33157887

>>33157877
yeah, i know, but if you look at the bottom left as he "disguises" the effect is so obvious

>> No.33157896

>>33157628

>> No.33157907

>>33157737
If you have any intent of watching the anime Madoka, pretty big spoilers
It's the physical representation of a collective concessions of beings concerned about the universe ending because heat death, entropy. So to counter act it. They start to experiment on using alternative forms of energy and found humans give off an amazing amount of energy they can gather and use when they fall into despair. So they came up with the idea of creating Witches and Magical Girls. The Magical Girls are kinda protectors of the flock of humans to ensure they can continue to harvest the energy from despair, cause otherwise the witches will pretty much kill everyone if left alone. What they tell the girls they recruit is "You're protecting mankind from the witches." and leave out that previous part about collecting energy. Each magical girl's 'soul' is removed and placed into a crystal so that they can fight more effectively, without having to worry so much about the empty shell of a body getting damaged, just protect their crystal. Again, something the Kyubey's leave out when they recruit. And those crystals slowly get corrupted as they use their power or get injured and the crystal automatically repairs the bodies. They can reduce the corruption by using grief seeds. Again, one thing the Kyubeys don't tell the magical girls is what happens if the crystal become fully corrupted. Once that happens, it means they are overcome with despair, their crystals explode in a massive amount of energy that is collected, and the girl becomes a witch.

>> No.33157919

>nat 20 Craft: Meme

>> No.33157922

>>33157834
This
>It has twists you (probably) won't see coming.
Oh god this.
Fucking Rebellion. I didn't know what I was getting into by watching that.

>> No.33157942

>>33157919

>> No.33157957

>>33157942

>> No.33158033

>>33157922
>Rebellion
WHY WON'T THEY LET ME BE HAPPY

>> No.33158110

>kyubey's face when

>> No.33159831

>>33148952

Fantasycraft has defined effects for most criticals. Generally on skills with numeric effects, it just gives you 1.5x effect, but some have more specific effects, like a Sneak check critical means you're hidden from whoever you succeeded against for the rest of the scene, until you reveal yourself or are pointed out by somebody else.

>> No.33160296

>>33157242
Fuck this video in particular

>> No.33160595

>>33157922
Rebellion seemed pretty obvoius at first. I easily called most of what happened there. Aside from Homura's heelface turn at the end.

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