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Can we get a "Best of /tg/" thread going?

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>>32843302

Best necromancer, coming through.

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>>32843302
> That online community.

> Big dumb friendly guy shows up.
> Immediately ostracized and beaten.
> Strikes up a friendship with another outcast.
> They mostly keep to themselves.
> Everyone goes out of their way to beat on them for basically no reason.

They're like the villains to every story ever.

>> No.32843923

does anyone have that several post epic about the guys who became gods and killed gods etc.

>> No.32843951

Anyone got that one of the necromancer who ended up killing his entire party because the greedy thief or whatever tried to assassinate him for taking more of the loot than she thought was fair?

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>>32843981
Holy shit. I want her in my party.

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>>32843452
Okay yeah that is pretty much the best necromancer.

>> No.32844709

>>32843951
Can't find that one but have this instead

>> No.32844753

>>32843951
The pixie enchantress one?
I love that screencap.

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>>32843951
As you wish

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LONG HAVE I PREPARED FOR THIS DAY! MANY SCREENCAPS HAVE I SAVED!

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>>32843452
I feel privileged to have been a part of that thread.

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>>32845675

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>>32845735
Gather round, fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, to learn the tale of Boxcar Joe, the Magic Hobo.

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>>32845608
never heard this one, thank you. insta-saved

>> No.32845816

>>32843452
>I'M NOT SUFFERING DADDY

Every time I read that it starts raining.

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>>32845864

>>32845807
You're welcome; I save so that /tg/ will not forget.

>> No.32845952

>>32843302

Too long to post it whole, but "Tale of an Industrious Rogue" is right there with the best I've seen come out of /tg/, in my humble opinion.

1d4chan link:
>http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tale_of_an_Industrious_Rogue,_Part_I

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>>32845864
Holy fuck I can stop laughing.

If I ever father children I will tell them of the Birthday Skeleton.

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>>32845913

>>32845967
You're welcome.

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>>32846009

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>>32843890
What I love about taht one is taht everyone wanted to be an anime hero, except them.
But in the end they were closer to that goal than any of the edgy weaboo fags.
You know, the whole: everyone against a few, underestimated hero/power, enemies become allies...

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>>32846095
It is time to learn of Old Man Henderson, the character that WON the Call of Cthulhu.

>> No.32846195

>>32846173
The second half of the tale of Old Man Henderson.

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>>32846195

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>>32846228

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>>32846264

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>>32846324
Not all of of the tales of /tg/ are of heroes...

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>>32843434
this looks like it was printed out then scanned back in what the fuck

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>>32846653
Seem's a pretty solid method of fucking with future anons, if you ask me.

>> No.32846851

>>32846173
Bless you and yours, Archivist for saving history.

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>>32846366

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may as well post this.

>> No.32847137

>>32847045
The first of the four parts of the Story of Artur. I have not seen this tale recounted since it was first told. I will change that.
>>32846851
Thank you, young man.

>> No.32847155

>>32847130
Those Guys? Those Guys.

>> No.32847164

>>32846324
Holy shit... this is mine. I thought everyone forgot about this.

This is still my favorite character, and my old DM had him show up in other adventures I wasn't a part of.

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>>32847155
A classic example of /tg/ being based

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>>32847189
HaHa...Gurp

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>>32847137
2/4

>>32847164
I put in effort to making sure /tg/ doesn't forget. Though I have never met another, I like to think I'm not the only one of my kind.

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>>32847270
3/4

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>>32843331
The android in megatokyo kind of does this. Just without the dildos.

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>>32847305
4/4

>> No.32847433

>>32847371
And now for something a little less serious.

>> No.32847523

>>32847045
That took me a few minutes longer than it should have, but JESUS I'm grinning ear to ear here.

>> No.32847719

>>32847433
Thou art no alone, Archivist

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>>32847719

>> No.32848091

Someone post TwoDees shadowrun campaign. I'm mobile right now but it needs to be here. The tale of the greek godhood ascension characters is equally awesome.

>> No.32848140

>>32848091
It's like. HUGE.
There are 20 parts on sup/tg/, try the tag "2D"

>> No.32848636

>>32845864
Whatho good Archivist! Do you happen to know if there was a screen cap for a thread where a player told of his Paladin (who was on his way out of game anyways) being played by a friend and threatening a cultist with dragging him all the way down through hell when the Paladin falls?

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>>32848636
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Powder_Keg_of_Justice
Couldn't get a screencap but here is the link

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Anyone got the one about the delivery robots?

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>>32847371
Arturs whole story fills me with so many different feelings. Having a broken asshole in your party is like having a goos bbeg. Adds romance. Gms who play favor are the worst there can be.

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Classic coming through.

>> No.32849454

Does anyone have Sir Dick Cummington, the pervert Halfling Rogue? There was an autistic elf or something too

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>>32843331
> tfw never have perfect robot waifu that modified herself based on your fetishes

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This shit always cracks me up

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>>32845967
The Birthday Skeleton is older than that post, anon.

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>>32849454
here it is>>32847189

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Anyone have the Horus Heresy abridged posts?

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>>32849568
that's not it, the one I'm thinking of was much longer. there was something about a crazy NPC prisoner and an alcohol dragon

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>>32849617
God damn I linked the wrong one. Here you go

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>>32849661
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I am an idiot. >>32847218

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>>32849661
I'm starting to think you're fucking with me and I imagined that story

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>>32843302
Fuck, I remember that thread.

It makes me so sad that A Guy Called Squid and Edgardo didn't get a chance to be bros forever.

I want to know what forum that was on.

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>>32849699
Thank you, finally! I'll save it this time to save you the trouble

>> No.32849834

Bare Bones, we hardly knew ye. The beginnings of a great post-apocalyptic setting and full of useful things like how to survive the end of the world by distilling urine.

>>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/31003957

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31055613

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>>32850302
screencapped just from last week

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>>32850576
Beautiful

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>>32848832
Sweet! Thanks a lot. Been looking for this one.

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>>32847218
This was awesome.

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How has no one posted Ozzmar yet?

1/3

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2/3

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3/3

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>>32843923
Here ya go.

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>>32851025
I go away for a little while so other can spin their stories, and I come back to find that there's a third part to Ozzmarr's story? Wonderful.

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>>32851218

Always happy to help.

I too archive interesting stories mainly cause they give me something to read if ever I can't get online.

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>>32843452

I've been working on a short story, proper prose version of this ever since the thread. Its super touching how many people I see post it.

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>"I turn into a moped. Beep beep!"
every fucking time.

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A recent one I'm a fan of.

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>>32845853
http://www.mediafire.com/download/jervc4ezvmww907/A+Professional+Traitor.wav
IT'S STILL THERE!

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>>32848091
>>32848140

I got yah covered.

>> No.32851916

I dunno if this counts as a best of, but it definitely epitomizes /tg/

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>>32851916
It's not /tg/, but your pic reminded me of this.

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>>32843452
I am so angry at myself for not turning off Autocard Anywhere before Capping that thread. It's just Marred by that Standing Stones link.

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>>32851641
Incoming feels.

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>>32852747
Whoever said Vampire the Masquerade was a game about VILLAINS was a liar.

>> No.32852853

Anyone got the "/tg/talks about puberty" cap? I never bothered to save it and it turns out it's not on the foolzarchive anymore.

>> No.32853184

Did see the old "Cluwn Butts" cap. Thought I'd share.

>> No.32853278

>>32846327
Please tell me the rules were saved

>> No.32853414

>>32853278
How do you not know Time Wizards! yet?

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>>32850534
Hey! I think I commented in that!

My- oh shit time- my yesterday has been made.

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>>32852853
Thread's here: https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/27132917/
But the images all 404

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Anyone got the necromancer's cheese set?

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>>32855524

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>>32855524
Yep.

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>>32855592
Excellent, thanks.

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>>32843468
I want to play this.

>> No.32856663

>>32845675
This is an example of That GM and That Guy. Paladin forces himself on captive (even if she was somehow complicit this would be a reprehensible act for a Paladin as she is being taken to be tried by the authorities) and doesn't fall, other Paladin kills him for it and does? Now the anon here should have fallen for this, it was afterall murder, but it wasn't an act that left him irredeemable (the gods and men understand a man has his limits and killing a "Paladin" that just tried to justify rape is forgivable I feel). But rape-paladin suffering no consequences from DM and then being rezzed by his god to continue being a "fucking awesome Paladin" is beyond stupid. I think this should have bailed as soon as That Guy asked for descriptions of sex scenes and the DM complied, that sort of shit is a red flag.

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>>32847311
>Somewhere there is a guy Squatting Slav style on the mountain attempting to CHIM

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>>32850534
/pol/Hammr 40k

This shithead better take some pictures

>> No.32857231

>>32846134
>Edgardo with the punch of overflowing spirit
>didn't want to be an anime hero

Maybe not a super edge master, but silly friendly brawler FIGHTING SPIRIT isn't that uncommon.

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>>32857453
This is fucking genius.

>> No.32857542

>>32843302
This is beautiful.

By the way, anyone knows that game or anything about it?

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>>32852308
NO.

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>>32857665
>"Krod roles to intimidate the space time continu-"
>"No he doesn't!"
I chuckled.

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>> No.32858060

Hoi anyone got a screencap of a storytime about a 1st grader named Ted making out with all of the female monstergirls in somebodies campaign? I wiped my hard drive and lost it

>> No.32858216

Please, tell me someone have screenshot of the "Old Chosen One" thread.

It was so perfect

>> No.32858253

>>32857231
that pasta is older

>> No.32860553

>>32857453

Every time I read this I do so in their voices

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>> No.32864020

>>32853278

Not only they were saved; there's are four different versions of them!

There's Basic, which is the version /tg/ retroengineered from the original OP's comments.

Then there's Revised 1e, or Corgi Edition (the one with the flying corgi on the cover linked by >>32853414
), which takes Basic and makes them more cohesive.

Later came Hat Edition or Ke ("Kroft Edition"), which was posted by the original OP.

And finally Advanced, which was created from the combination of both 1e and Ke.

I'm not sure if that's good or scary, but we have four different versions of Time Wizards! to choose from.

There's no "choosing wisely", though. All lead into semi-permanent brain damage and potential kidney failure (these things work better with alcohol).

Here's the whole thing better documented:

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Time_Wizards

>> No.32864121

>>32862721

Lol, ''Steal back a Blood Raven thunderhawk''

It ain't stealing when you're taking from a thief.

>> No.32864903

>>32858253
Than what?

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>> No.32869145

>>32843418
Of course this doesn't work because Cancer Mage ignores ALL effects of disease.

>> No.32869266

>>32854090
I always wondered what had happened in the one post I keep seeing. The one about the men proclaiming her death was just. Now I know.

And you know what? I'm pleased with the result.

>> No.32869934

>>32869145
Reading up on it, it says "Suffers no ill effects, except for purely cosmetic ones such as boils, pockmarks, watery eyes, blackened skin, hair loss, foul smell, and so on. The cancer mage becomes a carrier of every disease he encounters, though he remains immune to most of their effects."

Really just depends on the interpretation, but it can be easily reasoned that it's just the negative traits

>> No.32870025

>>32864903
Apparently older than Gurren Lagann, in which case this pasta is at least 7 years old.

>> No.32870090

>>32870025
We're talking about the one in OP's post, right? Where you can see the date and picture of Kamina?

>> No.32870144

>>32870090
>tfw 2013 was 20 years ago

>> No.32870339

>>32870144

w-...what?

>> No.32870416

>>32870339
>tfw today was thirty years ago

>> No.32870499

>>32870416
>tfw yesterday was today and now today was thirty nine minutes into the future

>> No.32870541

>>32870144
I'm afraid your chronometer is off, my dear timetraveller. The present year is, in fact, 2014! I'd suggest recalibrating it promptly before you destroy the timeline.

>> No.32870598

>>32870541
G... grandpa? You're alive?

>> No.32870621

>>32870090

I'm guessing that, even though the screencap is from 2013, the story itself is older than Gurren Lagann and its heroes who punch with the infinite will of progress and evolution.
Meaning the story is over seven years old since TTGL was in 2007.

>> No.32870707

>>32870499
>TFW when today is tomorrow, and tommorow today, and yesterday is fading in and out

To resist it is useless.

>> No.32870730

>>32870621
Well my guess is that the guy is full of shit. Nobody would keep an entire thread-long story saved and be patient enough to dump it all in segments. It's a billion times easier to just screencap it and go on

>> No.32870767

>>32870598
Well, you see, my boy, a timetraveller is a free spirit. I can't be bound to a single place, let alone to a single time period! Your grandmother was a wonderful woman, but let's just say that she was no Cleopatra. Or a Queen Elizabeth. Or a Helen.

Oh man, do those Ancient Greek women know how to use their hands.

>> No.32870799

>>32870730

True. Maybe the story itself takes place in '06 or something.
"A while back" and "a long time" are the only cues I picked up on for when Edgardo adventured. Though the opening lines do mention Gurren Lagann as some of the inspiration.
I dunno.

>> No.32870867

>>32870707
>tfw today is the day after tomorrow and everything you've ever known was just a near-death hallucination as the nanites consumed your flesh

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>> No.32871331

>>32870025
>Older than Gurren Lagann
>It was a mix of something that didn't exist

>> No.32871639

>>32850534
He should get the allies commissioned. Patton, eisenhower, Montgomery, and FDR.

>> No.32871948

>>32871639
Can we change FDR for DuGalle?

>> No.32872610

>>32850297
That was one of the first screencaps from /tg/ that I saw. I still think it's funny.

>> No.32874971

Does anyone have that fantasy story where the footsoldier goes away from his wife to fight in a war, meets a wizard, the wizard debates that wizardry is better than love, the soldier disagrees, the wizard kicks a lot of ass, and then the solider goes home to find his wife moves on and the wizard takes him in and trains him in magic. At the end of the story, the soldier has become the greatest wizard around and his old flame comes back to greet him and he entertains the idea of reversing time to have a life with her, and then realizing it will cut into his wizarding time? (Only for the other wizard to pop in and tell him he told him so).

Thanks!

>> No.32875009

>>32874971
Uploaded here. >>32868337

>> No.32875022

>>32875009
I fucking love you.

>> No.32877449

>>32870707
And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon.

>> No.32880919

bump

>> No.32881526

>>32851328
that might be one of the best things i ever read

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