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[ERROR] No.32555498 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Copypasta thread.

Also I am looking for one about a 40k game where that guy makes his character pick up a chick and tries to play the scene out, but due to an awsome DM she turns out to be a Slaaneshi cultist and makes him part of a ritual

>> No.32555547

>>32555498
That's literally the plot to the last season of the jojo anime though.

>> No.32555561

>>32555498
I saw a WoD one like that once.

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>> No.32555616

>>32555498
I was in the thread you're looking for the image for.
Give me a minute.

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>> No.32555688

OP, at least post stuff.

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>> No.32556144

>tfw only person in thread

>> No.32556173

>>32556144

Is this a reference to something?

>> No.32556178

>>32556144
I'm lurkan I just have nothing to boot with.

>> No.32556224

>>32556144
Lurking

>> No.32556258

>>32556173
A Lewis Black comedy routine. I've heard it, but I couldn't say which act it's from.

>> No.32556328

>>32556173
>>32556258
Lewis Black's bit about watching those A-bomb/earthquake safety videos in school as a kid.

>> No.32556354

>>32555970
That's solid fucking gold.

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>> No.32556388

>>32556366
>gif
Do you take me for a fool?

>> No.32556390

>>32555770
Ok, so that anon was pretty cool
But his GM. The GM for that game was amazing, from the sounds of it. 10/10

>> No.32556461

>>32556388
Oh, never noticed.
Have a jpeg version.

I'm keeping the gif. jpegs get fuzzy after a while.

>> No.32556513

>>32555715
Does anyone know the context for this?

>> No.32556545

>> No.32556567

>>32556390

I beg to differ: that GM was clearly playing favorites and would have had his shit kicked in 12 ways from Sunday if that went down in most of the groups I've played in.

Hint: if you make it so critical failure on an attack paired with a critical success results in a PC getting instantly decapitated, your "everything goes by the rules" defense goes out the window.

>> No.32556623

>>32556545
If you're a scrub:
Jimmy Russel
A Pokemon trainer, specifically a Swimmer.
Smith and Wesson is an American gun manufacturer.
Wizard of OZ
Futurama
Scooby-Doo
How the Grinch Stole Christmas

>>32556567
I thought it was the player's familiar or something. The character in question being a water spirit of some sort.

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>> No.32556706

>>32556623

Nah, read more closely. He specifically mentions the two *players* with him on the island are calling him out; they are the Captain and the hydromage.

>> No.32556709

>> No.32556734

>>32556706
Well, in that case.

>> No.32556758

I have been told that this story is nearly older than I am.

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>> No.32557594

>>32555770

If he's honestly trying to present that as a positive experience, then I can only imagine what he actually acted like in real life, not from his perspective.

Although not really, since if it was significantly worse than that, he would have gotten the shit kicked out of him before the end of the session.

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>> No.32558372

Polite reminder: If you ever make a threadcap, and your horizontal resolution is greater than 1280, please zoom in somewhat so that the image resolution isn't twice as wide as many people's monitors. Nobody likes to scroll back and forth hundreds of times, or zoom out until the text is too small to read.

Screencapers are caring sorts, who like to make sure a story is heard, so I hope you'll understand.

>> No.32558602

>>32557065
Damn, /b/ is fucked up.

>> No.32558619

>>32555909
>Ate an ork out of anger

Holy shit, /tg/

>> No.32558658

>>32555498

>> No.32558882

>>32556513
LOST DEAR FA/tg/UY TO THE RAVAGES OF TIME. THE OLDFAGS SLEEP IN THEIR BEDS OF JOBFILLED DEATH, DREAMING OF THE DAY WHEN THEY NEXT SHALL RISE. ONLY THEY POSSESS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU SEEK.

>> No.32559493

>>32558658
Jesus shit

>> No.32559849

>>32558882
FEAR NOT, THE STORIES HAVE BEEN KEPT, THE ARCHIVES HAVE BEEN WRITTEN. LET NO MORE KNOWLEDGE BE LOST TO FATHER TIME.

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/13017948/#13018029

>> No.32559869

>>32558602
>/b/
it says /r9k/

>> No.32559903

>>32558372
Didn't there used to be a function in 4chan that made text wrap to 3/4 of your screen?

>> No.32560032

>>32556461
>jpegs get fuzzy after a while.

I agree, sir. I hate it when jpegs get hazy after a while. They never age well.

>> No.32560073

>>32557065

>> No.32560131

>>32558372

Better to put your browser in windowed mode and reduce the width.

>> No.32560723

>>32560131
B-but anon
m-muh tabs

>> No.32560756

>>32560723
use multiple windows wtf is wrong with you

>> No.32560825

>>32560723
Why would anyone need this many tabs? Use bookmarks you fuck.

>> No.32560831

>>32555498
this the thing?

>> No.32561129

>>32560831
Bump

>> No.32561601

Slow night... I guess I'll dig for somethings that's not already posted here...

>> No.32561671

>>32561601

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>>32561671

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>>32561694

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>>32561795

>> No.32562280

>>32556387
Thanks to this story, I'm going to be playing an undead Cleric/Wizard skelebone that was kept alive by a magical fuck up from his master's attempt at being a Lich and stuck in a cave for 300 years. His name is Bartholomew and many laughs shall be had

>> No.32562283

>>32561876

>> No.32562536

>>32555784
I...I don't get it...I've never played Ravenloft...

>> No.32562586

>>32562283
last one for tonight, if this is still around tomorrow afternoon, I'll post a few more.

>> No.32562838

>>32562536
>>32562536
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenloft

>> No.32563226

>>32555660
For some reason, this one made me laugh straight into a coughing fit.

>> No.32563295

>>32556328
>EAT ALL THESE EGGS

Hilarious!

>> No.32563351

Posting this for Lawful Good reasons

>> No.32563367

>>32563351
And posting THIS for BBEG reasons...

>> No.32563423

Not a funny copypasta, but instead a really useful one for people running Pathfinder.

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>> No.32563661

>>32563367
I should point out that while that screenshot's from /a/, the screenshot in the screenshot is /tg/.

>> No.32563983

>>32563441
Dude, I have almost the same thing happen to me every night, what the fuck.

>> No.32564089

>>32563983
It's called sleep paralysis

>> No.32564152

>>32555770
>10/10 would play with DM and bropirate

>> No.32564745

>>32562536

Basically a Hammer Horror Movie got knocked up by the old school Castlevana games and birthed a D&D setting.

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>> No.32565336

>>32555770
Now that is a game I would like to play.

>> No.32566113

>>32562586
Glorious bastard.

>> No.32567631

>>32560831
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL
Glorious shit, mate!

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>> No.32569636

>>32566113
I'm giving 100 out of 10.
I want so much to know players' reaction when rogue stabbed that girl.

>> No.32570073

>>32563441
Please be fake.

>> No.32570105

>>32570073
It probably isn't fake.

>> No.32570137

>>32570105
Fuck you. This must be fake.

>> No.32570172

>>32570137
The fact that that anon seems to have died could be attributed to the fact that losing alot of sleep can cause your brain to simply shut down. Some people have psychological-physical stimulii caused by dreams as well that make them seem more vivid. For example, falling dreams could give you enough of a shock to have a heartattack. It's completely valid that the person was experiencing sleep paralysis and hallucinating, and their mind made up the rest of the difference by tearing apart their body.

>> No.32570216

>>32570137
No it happens. There's a disease that makes you literally unable to sleep . You just stay awake till you die.

Makes you see... things...

>> No.32570258

>>32570172
>>32570216
So you say that was a disease?
Welp, better than some paranormal shit.

>> No.32570277

>>32570258
Yet you could argue that this paranormal experience isn't just rooted in human psychology. How do you explain that ruby disappearing? What if he really DID get visited by the boner killer? That's my favorite part about supernatural speculation.

>> No.32570311

>>32568725
[FEEL OVERLOAD]

>> No.32570326

>>32570277
Sleepwalking?

>> No.32570458

A riveting tale of a barbarian team.

>> No.32570503

Of a bard and feminazi tiefling.

>> No.32570526

Punching weaboos.

>> No.32570537

The tale of high adventure in Pokeland.

>> No.32570548

>>32570537
And a second story from the same game.

That's all I have, folks.

>> No.32570954

>>32561671
Oh my god this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

>> No.32571479

>>32570526
For those who don't want to squint: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26565579/

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>>32571655

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>>32568725

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>>32571677
I'm not gonna post after >>32571695.

I'll be in my bunk with some tissues and a blanket I kept in my closet from when I was 7.

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>>32571695
GDI this always gets me upset

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>>32571937

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>>32555547
Dear god you're right.

it would have been much better if they'd kicked him into space

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>>32572163

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>>32572469
THEWALLTHEWALLTHEWALL

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>>32572551

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>>32572566

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>>32572530

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>>32572692

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>>32572730

>> No.32572805

>>32570526
Holy motherfucking shit! This is awesome! I wanna anime about it, this would be only anime I would watch to the end!
Or comics at least! PLEASE!

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>>32572750

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>>32572861

>> No.32573159

>>32573034
Old one.

>> No.32573226

>>32573034
holy fuck that is gold

>> No.32573613

>>32562586

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>>32573613

>> No.32573723

>>32573667
Pretty sure that shit's called Sky Dancers. One of those gimmick shows from the 90s.

>> No.32573749

>>32573723
hey, I'm just reposting. Also, didn't really watch a whole lot of tv.

>> No.32573823

>>32573723
Please stop being a Fucktard. I was there when it happened, holy shit someone made a Screencap of it, but it has nothing to do with anything to do with the number 9, 0, 90, or anything other than a typo. Piss off.

>> No.32573921

>>32573823

Calm your quivering tits. He was just pointing out a similarity.

>> No.32574041

>>32572332
please tell me this happened

>> No.32574066

>>32573823
They are some cheap ass toys in the 90s-ish that, like most toys, got their own cartoons. There were ballerina ones for girls and dragons for boys.

I still remember the theme from Dragonflyz and hum it occasionally.

>> No.32574141

>>32574066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRogPrbFWJ4

>> No.32574399

>>32574141
Holy crap that is some gay ass theme music.

Have some good shit to cleanse the palate.

COPS was kind of a shitty show, but it had a great opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiY9vediuRM

>> No.32574408

>>32574066
I'm pretty sure i have dragon flyz on vhs

>> No.32574459

>>32574399
That's what they played over the end credits. This is probably what he was talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrCwJB_h2c

>> No.32574591

>>32574459
That is pretty weak too. It aint no Spiral Zone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvHxhUyPiq4

>> No.32574616

>>32574591
I bet you like metal

>> No.32574943

>>32558658
fuckin... wow.....

>> No.32575116

>>32571629
How the shit do you make planes in D&D?

>> No.32575134

>>32575116
WIZARD!

>> No.32575209

Bamp

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>>32575134

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>>32575273

>> No.32575409

>>32575273
Oops.
>>32575377 done borked.

>> No.32575464

>>32575409
I don't even...
wat
seriously

>> No.32575524

>>32575464
PRAISE THE SPUN.

>> No.32575663

>>32558658
So I'm slightly confused by that guy's analysis. Is he suggesting that the Paladin's Illusionist just made the other players think he slaughtered the city?

>> No.32575709

>>32575663
Yes.

>> No.32575791

this is awesomly amusing and I can't quite put my finger on it
9/10 would watch the syndicated television show

>> No.32575828

>>32575791
I am referring to >>32575524

>> No.32575886

>>32575663
He used the illusionist to mask any signs of necromancy, methinks.

>>32575828
/tg/ stuff only, plz.

>>32575524

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>>32575886

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>>32575912

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>>32575932

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>>32575964

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>>32575987

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>>32576011

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>>32576035
1/3

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>>32576059
2/3

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>>32576071

>> No.32576154

fin.

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>> No.32576497

>>32576110
the baker's daughter never fails to elicit feels from me ;_;

>> No.32576729

>>32571916
>>32571937
>>32571956
These people fucking exist? I mean, I'm not even a player of wargames (I have about 1000 points of Tomb Kings by 7th Ed rules, if that, and I don't even know how much by current rules, and they're not even assembled), but holy fucking shit, man, that's bullshit of the highest order.

>> No.32576821

>>32576729
Traditional Games frequently attract people ailed with autism and/or aspergers. While it's likely that these people could simply be normal people with a serious anger problem that simply always need to get their way, it's important to note that there are frequently underlying issues.

>> No.32576876

>>32573613
I am glad I read that story.

>> No.32576919

>>32570172
or he just stopped posting to troll everyone's jimbobs

>> No.32577288

>>32576110
I- I just..... its so beautiful..... I will never be able to write something so beautiful in my life...

>> No.32577593

>>32576258

>> No.32577670

>>32577593

>> No.32577684

>>32577670

>> No.32577737

>>32576821
No, but seriously. It's like taking offence to someone in a casual game of MtG running a deck that's almost, but not quite, standard-legal, and bitching them out about it, then grabbing all the cards that aren't standard-legal, tearing them up, and then burning the pieces. It's a senseless waste of something that someone spent money out of their own pocket to get and put time, effort and possibly more money into to make it something better than the original.

Or am I now just being a ranter?

>> No.32577811

>>32577737
Like a guy preaching about not kicking puppies.
It makes sense, it's sympathetic, and it's a good sentiment, but it's still a lengthy spiel.

>> No.32577886

>>32577684

>> No.32577957

>>32577886
Just a Janitor.

>> No.32578011

>>32557065

My god...

>> No.32578089

>>32578011
NTR rabbit edition. Wow. I feel apathetic to this, and I'm usually the first to crucify someone who starts anything remotely resembling it, Netorare AND netori.

>> No.32578123

>>32577957

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>>32578123

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>>32578150

>> No.32578192

>>32578166

>> No.32578216

>>32577811
Not to mention the fact that anyone who needs the rant isn't the type of person to listen to it.

>> No.32578230

>>32578192

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>>32578230

>> No.32578312

>>32577670
has anyone figured out what game this was?

>> No.32578314

>>32578254

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>>32578314

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>>32578336

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>>32578360

>> No.32578438

>>32578383
cryin liek a bitch

>> No.32578517

>>32560831
>(if you are imagining this said in a joking way, you are horribly wrong)

>> No.32578552

>>32578383

>> No.32578640

>>32578552

>> No.32578645

>>32578254
Can someone explain this one please?

>> No.32578687

>>32578645
I'm not entirely sure, but I think it involves throwing enchanted night goblins at the enemy force which probably proceed to explode

>> No.32578745

>>32578640

>> No.32578875

>>32578745
Edition Wars

>> No.32579058

>>32571695
I...don't get the refference...I know who terry pratchet is, but nothing about what this insinuates.

>> No.32579120

>>32579058
He has alzheimers.
It's already progressed to the point where he's incapable of writing on his own.

>> No.32579224

>>32578875
>Like a gorilla who was also a Blues Brother. I'm not sure where I was going with that

My sides.

But the rest of it was muh heart.

>> No.32579338

>>32556513
If I remember correctly, that was when Moot stickied a video of Giga Puddy on /a/, /b/, /jp/, and possibly a few other boards, and made it so that no matter what text you posted on those boards, the text came out as GIGA PUDDY.

In order to talk, /b/tards wound up invading /co/ enmasse. It was a bad time to be on /co/.

>> No.32580205

>>32579058
In his books, that's how the reaper talks.

>> No.32580575

>>32580205
He's not dying... he's just going home.

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>> No.32580735

This reminds me, what ever happened to our 40k Cute threads?

those were fun.

>> No.32580804

>> No.32581038

>>32580719
https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/the-tale-of-old-man-henderson

>> No.32581268

>>32581038
>pronounces "Hastur" like "Hastyr"
Why?

>> No.32581300

>>32581268
He pronounces "shoggoth" as "show-goth", and that's the part that you call out?

>> No.32581320

>>32581268
>>32581300

>admitting to can't into accents
>41,000-38986
>stay pleb

>> No.32581349

>>32581320
Stephanos Rex is a professional, if he pronounced it that way he did it on purpose.

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>>32581544

>> No.32581913

>>32573667

Two years. Two bloody years, I've been stationed in this trench. We've not managed to push the foul fowl xenos off since they've made landfall. Our orders are the same as always: "Hold the line, reinforcements are en route." Reinforcements, my holy arse. They've been saying that for months now.

Wait, what's that sound... it's almost like.. music? Dammit, what're the men doing now, trying to draw enemy fire? Looks like we have some volunteers for tomorrow's scouting det- MOTHER OF THE EMPEROR, WHAT'S THAT

====
Hundreds of women were being deployed from planes. They lacked parachutes, or even gliders, simply twirling in defiance of gravity. They fluttered this way and that, making light of the xeno's AA fire. The horror that followed would haunt the 529st Infantry battalion for the rest of their lives.

-Log from the deployment of the 13A-11 Airborne Ballerinas.

>> No.32582101

>>32572469
What's the game this is in?

>> No.32582349

>>32582101

Looks like legend of the five rings
http://www.l5r.com/the-clans/

>> No.32582518

>>32578383
Well, now I'm kinda sad.

>> No.32582768

>>32560825
>Use bookmarks
Go back to sleep, Grandpa.

>> No.32582898

>>32572143
...Fuck man

>> No.32584009

>>32578687
The fluff behind Night Goblin Fanatics is that they are basically a cross behind suicide bombers, people on meth and whirling dervishes.
Before battle, they get so hopped up on weird Orkoid fungi that they basically have to be kept contained in a small space or they go into full on whirl mode.
When the battle comes, you use a small group of goblins to keep them contained long enough to get them to the enemy.
At that point, the goblins see the enemy, go "alright, close enough, we're getting the fuck out of dodge" and leave the fanatic behind. The fanatic, armed with an iron ball about half as big as he is on the end of a chain that's about twice his length, begins to go into practically religious fervor, and starts swinging this ball and chain around like the world's ugliest hammer thrower. Being so hopped up on fungal hallucinogens and whirling an iron ball that, let's be honest, is about as heavy as he is, the fanatic can't control his movements. Nor can anyone else.
What this means in terms of gameplay is this.
Fanatics can only be taken as part of a unit. When the unit gets within a certain distance of an enemy unit (I think it's 5 inches, but I could be wrong) one model from the unit is removed per fanatic, and the fanatics are spawned about an inch in front of the unit. Scatter dice are then rolled every turn for each fanatic. Bear in mind that fanatics are effectively a moving small template of d6 strength 6 hits. The green tide is rolling possibly as many as 63 sets of scatter dice each turn, possibly dealing as many as 378 hits per turn and these hits are completely uncontrollable. Once your army has released the fanatics, the game basically plays itself.

>> No.32584736

>>32572692
Fuck I can't stop laughing

>> No.32585254

>>32578745
The first half of that story had me in the mind of The Protomen The Stand

>> No.32586040

>> No.32586131

>>32578383

I hope she kept his gun.

>> No.32586453

>>32586040
Wut.

>> No.32586524

>>32586040

>also the paladin falls for some reason

>> No.32587270

>>32586040
The sun won't come out since it would negate your wish to have an ice cream.
Grats, you wished for eternal night.

>> No.32587384

>>32587270

Yes, that's the joke.

You just explained the joke, in literally the same way that it was already explained, in the thing you just referenced.

>> No.32587521

>>32587384
>while the sun is going out
Poor choice of words

>> No.32587808

>>32587521

No, not really.

Don't make this any harder than it needs to be.

>> No.32587867

>>32587808
>>32587521
>>32587384
Just stop.

>> No.32588093

>>32555660
who's on the pic?

>> No.32588096

>>32578875

>> No.32588186

>>32588096

>>32588093
Something's telling me it's Gilbert Gottfried.

>> No.32588272

>>32588186

>> No.32588357

>>32588272

>> No.32589314

>>32561694
Thats fucking golden, mang

>> No.32592247

It's threads like this what make me want to start playing RPGs.

>> No.32592606

>>32588357
The Whore Himself.

>> No.32592914

>>32592606
Sorry if that was a bit of a squinter.

>> No.32592962

>>32592914

>> No.32592991

>>32592962

>> No.32593051

>>32592991
FC: DIE TARKUS DAMNIT
Tarkus: no.

>> No.32593085

>>32593051

>> No.32593106

>>32593085

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>>32593106

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>>32593133

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>>32593154

>> No.32593379

>>32593106
did we ever get a copy of gruff?

>> No.32593628 [DELETED] 

>>32593379
Nope. That's all that was caught before I was KO.

>> No.32593649

>>32593628

>> No.32593661

>>32593628
darnit. Ive been wanting to play it for over a year since I first saw that cap.

>> No.32593698

>>32593661
Image limit reached. Womp womp.

Hope all of you had fun!

>> No.32594639

>>32556328
I think that's /fit/.

>> No.32594723

>>32555498
Does anyone have Cloud Strife Raven, or whatever his name was?

>> No.32594811

>>32594723
It was John Cloud Raven, and no, but I wish I did as it is excellent.

>> No.32595013

>>32572143
I just cried over a story.... and now i can't stop crying.

>> No.32595224

>>32595013
GO to bed.

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