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You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.

The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.

After a long string of awfulness, yesterday was actually a pretty nice day. You finally made it back home to Granache, got to goof off with your friends, and was treated to a massive feast (and got to witness a horrible display of gluttony as well).

But now, it is a new day. Here's hoping that it's a good one.

>Congratulations, you are now a timid LLAMA!
>Llamas are strong and hardy... but also rather skittish.
>The Princess considers you to be her friend!
>But while llamas may be majestic, they still don't count as people.

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>> No.32275298
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After the week you spent away from home, you'd nearly forgotten how incredibly comfortable your own bed is... you would honestly be happy spending the rest of the day simply lying here and becoming one with the fluffy mattress.

But the sun's starting to peek through your window, and that is the sign that it's time to get up. After all, your ability to enjoy such things as having the most comfortable bed ever and a private bathroom with hot running water are kind of dependant on you doing your job.

And so, you slide out of your warm bed and steady your feet on the decidedly less warm floor, stretching as you head to the window to get your usual breath of fresh morning air. After taking a few minutes to fully enter he realm of the awake, you quickly head to the bathroom to get bathed and dressed... and just as you're preparing to fasten your grandmother's sword to your belt, you glance over at your bed.

Or rather, at the wall adjacent to your bed, where you propped up your sword last night before you went to sleep.

>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it
>it's still fresh from whatever Niklaus did, carry grandma's sword for one last day before switching back

>> No.32275309


Take our sword!

>> No.32275323
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>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it

>> No.32275324

>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it

>> No.32275338

Welcome back.

I've convinced myself that the week hiatus was due to binge playing the new [email protected] and nothing will convince me otherwise.

>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it
IIRC we were told it would take a day or so to 'solidify', so it should be good to go.

And besides, better to start getting it acclimated to our magical signature again sooner rather than later.

>> No.32275344

>>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it

>> No.32275345

>>it's still fresh from whatever Niklaus did, carry grandma's sword for one last day before switching back

>> No.32275353

>I've convinced myself that the week hiatus was due to binge playing the new [email protected] and nothing will convince me otherwise.

I fucking wish, my copy hasn't even come in yet.

>> No.32275356

>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it

>> No.32275421

When last we saw him Niklaus said not to swing it for the next day or two, which was yesterday evening, I'd give it a bit longer before we use it. Just in case.

Having it bond to our magical signature is important, but we shouldn't be swinging it around too hard, and especially not trying to cut anything in half with it.

>> No.32275476

>>you finally got your own sword back, might as well carry it

>> No.32275479


>> No.32275481

Ok, I guess THAT will convince me otherwise.

We could probably strap both to our belt anyhow, intending to use grandma's sword.

Having two swords on our person would convince any potential attacker that we're either capable of wielding both simultaneously, or will confuse them as to our actual handedness before we ever draw our weapon. Both of which will complicate their possible plans of attack.

>> No.32275511

Why not both? Well at least take both with you and let Niklaus check his work and confirm your sword is ready.

>> No.32275539
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Meh I really doubt we are going to need to hit anything today. We are back home after all.

I mean I guess we can take both if people are super paranoid still.

>> No.32275563
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>Grandmas or our sword
Both obviously.

>> No.32275589

not just a joke, I am paranoid about the cleaning staff now.

>> No.32275599

>Carry both

Por que no los dos?

>> No.32275669
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I'm going to be in Canada from tomorrow afternoon until Sunday night, and that's the main reason that I'm running tonight even though I'm dead tired.
Updates may be slower than usual since I'm packing and gathering my stuff together, but I intend to keep running until well into the morning to not really make up for it.

I really hope my goddamned game comes in before I leave

>> No.32275683

>Carry both swords

>> No.32275686


>> No.32275765

>you would honestly be happy spending the rest of the day simply lying here and becoming one with the fluffy mattress.

Funny, I would have thought getting too attached to the mattress would bring back some unpleasant memories to Reinhold.

Welcome back, Arch. Looks like you're not going to end this in June either, hmm?

>> No.32275847

it never ends....

>> No.32275943
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yo arch, does this look accurate?

>> No.32275971

how do we know it was just the mattress? it might be the floor, a chair, a hallway, outside, a closet, etc.

>> No.32275975

This just made my day.

>> No.32275977

>our is the eyebrow

>> No.32276036
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Such is the way of the Serpent.

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"Hmm..." you mumble as you walk over to the bed and pick up your sword from its resting place on the wall. After unsheathing it, you see that it's still the same oddly dull color that it was last night... come to think of it, your new bracelet's also the same.

It's only been a few hours since Niklaus did whatever it was that he did, though, and he -did- tell you that it would take a day before your sword as safe to use. But even so, it probably wouldn't hurt to carry it around for the day. The thing -is- supposed to feed off your magical energy, after all.

After wasting more than a few minutes positioning and repositioning the two swords, you're finally able to get them to sit on your belt in a way that you're at least somewhat comfortable with. It still feels really off having this extra weight on you, though.

"Ugh, how was Volker able to stand going around like this all the time?" you mumble as you make your way out the door.

>where do you go now?

>> No.32276097

How was Godzilla, by the way?

>> No.32276098

>Marianne has inherited her dad's big eyebrows.

>> No.32276117

>fluffy mattress.
that's the key. poor fishing village whore house mattress were probably very unfluffy. and if it's anything like my socks in high school those beds probably felt like sleeping on aluminum foil

>> No.32276131

We're carrying Grandma's sword and our own metal eating crystal sword at the same time.
Despite the fact that we'll have to wield grandma's sword with the hand that has the metal eating crystal bracelet on it.

>> No.32276148


Why not Nico? Haven't really interacted with her in a long time.

Though I don't know what to do or talk with her.


Ah, so that's why Reinhold got traumatised.

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It's awesome!

>> No.32276150

>where do you go now?
Off to meet Marianne before breakfast. Duty calls and all that.

On another note, welcome back. Nice to see a PGQ the last day of the workweek.

>> No.32276165

our normal spot to wait for mari with a stupid joke about us using more than one sword when she points out we've now got two
"volker carried dozens but i'd prefer not to wield a sword with my teeth, so two is my max"
or something along those lines

>> No.32276173

Head down to the breakfast hall to wait for Marie?
Maybe bring a book to read in the mean time?

>> No.32276176

The sun just rose so I think we have a good bit of time before breakfast or anything like that.

Let's find a nice place to watch the sunrise and get some fresh air, the battlements sound promising, maybe get a bit of drawing time in while we're up there.

>> No.32276190

crystal only eats specially treated metal

>last day of the workweek.

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Fucking GREAT.
While I'm still not a fan of Godzilla's design itself, it did not detract from the movie in any way.
The entire final battle had me with a massive grin on my face.

>> No.32276202

Rolled 13


>> No.32276218

plus about 15 kilos of muscle and yellow eyebrows.

>> No.32276231

It's Thursday morning here, and a 4-day weekend to boot.

>> No.32276232


Last few days she rose at roughly the same time as Reinhold himself.

>> No.32276234

The bracelet won't absorb our grandmother's sword; the crystal-infused metal can only absorb pretreated metal objects as a countermeasure for this.

The reason we were told not to let the bracelet and our sword touch is because both needed to be treated, and thus are probably fair game for absorbing one another.

They might only be able to integrate because they'll be attuned to the same magical signature, though. It'd be a worthwhile experiment to see how bits attuned to two different people interact. Will one absorb the other, and if so, does the magical ability of the two attuned individuals affect whose wins? Or is it just about which lump is larger? Or will the resulting amalgam respond to both individuals?

Maybe something Niklaus can investigate later once Karel's got the hang of her bracelet. It's got applications to things like his security badges if the latter is the case, since it means you can attune an object to more than one person simultaneously.

>> No.32276250

This. I like this.

>> No.32276269

>Find our Butler Master and get a sitrep from him. How we're going to handle our long term guests. then onto Marianne

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Huh, I am reorganizing my images and look what I found.

>> No.32276403

>useless butler

>> No.32276421

...or not.

You have about an hour and a half before Marianne will be coming down, you don't have to head to the dining hall right this instant.

But if that's what you want to, that is also fine with me.

>> No.32276436

If we've got that much free time we may as well do something, either find a nice view and draw something or head to the training grounds and get some exercise in.

>> No.32276456

we could just take a walk to orientate ourselves to the weight of two swords, then conveniently arrive for breakfast when we need to be there.
I'm just waiting to walk around with Karel while making comments like "This seems oddly familiar."

>> No.32276457

In that case:

Is good

>> No.32276458


Today it's someone else's turn to draw.

>> No.32276475

that much time then? change of plans then. yes, go to training ground and practice with both swords.

>> No.32276477


Yeah I know. I think this must have been from a long ass time ago. Or they guy who made it was an idiot.

>> No.32276479

I can't wait to see it

>> No.32276485

oh, and then do

>> No.32276486
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then my vote currently rests with
arnaud is in charge of basically everything around here so knowing from him just how everything is supposed to work out would be best

unless we already know that. all i think we know is luci, elena, taka, and dragon siblings are sleeping at nico's and the others sleep here, but i may have forgotten more details

also, to the rest of you, while i'd like to read we need to be in bodyguard mode right now. our day to day just got changed up and we need to focus on that. not the totally awesome unlimited dragon works

>> No.32276490

An hour? I'd have just slept in, but maybe not the best idea...training yard sounds fine, at least enough to get the muscles loosened up or give dual-wielding a try.

>> No.32276514


And then she realizes that WE KNOW and kill us.


>> No.32276519

no training grounds guys, we just bathed and can't show up for work stinking of sweat and nicolette, no matter how much i'd like to see racquel's reaction to hearing that nico and us just got back from working up a sweat

>> No.32276533

Karel knows we Know.

>> No.32276536


I like to think that she's completely oblivious to what may happen between a man and a woman.

It doesn't look like like her parents or sister would give her the talk.


No she doesn't.

>> No.32276542

but we don't know that she knows.
why would she exactly?

>> No.32276546


>> No.32276574

>the talk.
don't most kids learn about sex and stuff well before the talk? hell i never even got the talk and i knew about this shit in third grade

>> No.32276587

> show up for work stinking of sweat and nicolette

Idk i think Luci might enjoy that

>> No.32276599

mah game just arrived in the country, I am so hype
maybe I'll get it before I have to leave for Canada after all!

>> No.32276619


That "oddly familiar" comment is referencing Volker and Adrien (that is, Raoul).

We're not supposed to know who her real father is. And last time we exposed one of her secret she repeatedly threatened to kill us.


It'd be a shame if you were to forget about Canada because of [email protected]

>> No.32276620

Why are you coming the glorious not-America Arch?

>> No.32276642

Anime North.

>It'd be a shame if you were to forget about Canada because of [email protected]
But [email protected] is the reason why I am hype for Canada.
Seeing as how the lady what plays Takane will be there and all.

>> No.32276654


>> No.32276658

I know, I said it.
But why would she kill us? At this point we're either the most trustworthy or most dangerous person she knows, and I mean she we learned her secret after knowing her for a few days, she should expect this if anything.

>> No.32276659


Huh, I thought that already passed.

Slow world, I guess.

>> No.32276664

But Arch, you can't cheat on your sister like that!

>> No.32276696

I had a feeling you were going to the AN. Who knows, some of us might even unwittingly spot you among the masses

>> No.32276697


You may have missed the part where she's a complete hothead.

Like when she punched us because Niklaus caught on.

>> No.32276729

I didn't miss it, but you make a good point.

>> No.32276846
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wonder if we'll ever meet a trap

>> No.32276861

I'd hit it...

>> No.32276864

Quick, /pgq/! Guess how much threads will be needed for this new day!


Monique and Masaharu aren't good enough for you?

>> No.32276869

Never would I have imagined that the events of Princess Princess would be carried out in real life.

>> No.32276881

I have a few artfriends going as well

i might be able to convince them to do some PGQ art

>> No.32276884

only this one, unless shitstorm, irl problems, or important event, in which case: 2, 2, and NAMEK 2.0

>> No.32276933

You've been away for a while, and things here are sure to be different thanks to the sudden arrival of the guests from Marconetti... you can't help but think that maybe it would be a good idea to get an overall handle on how things will play out here for the forseeable future. And seeing as how Arnaud's generally the one who would know about such things, you might as well ask him.

And so, you begin your search of the head butler.


>> No.32276971


And then Arnaud teach us his superearing trick. And we start hearing things we really don't want to. Hello PTSD.

Wait, I guess Gregory and Vincent aren't living in the castle, but did Arnaud heard Marianne's parents having sex?

Maybe everyone did. All the time.

>> No.32276992

I was about to answer this question, but it's kind of spoilers. Bah.

>> No.32277014


What question?

>> No.32277030

If his super sense is that good why didn't he sense what happened to Mari?

>> No.32277061


I wondered about that as well but then I figured he just didn't give a fuck.

>can hear heartbeats
>can't tell that Nico's in love with Melanie

That guy is a complete hack.

>> No.32277065

>did Arnaud heard Marianne's parents having sex?
Oh god marianne is actually aquaman's bastard child, isn't she?

>> No.32277071

he doesn't have super hearing, he senses life energy (and without a scouter no less)

guard was right next to princess is all that told

kind of wondering how whether or not arnaud heard the king and queen having sex is a spoiler

>> No.32277074

There is only one question in the post he quoted.

>> No.32277078


Or Raoul NTR'd his own brother.

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As you make your way to the first floor of the castle, you notice that the maids are a lot more on edge than usual. But not like the cautiousness of the cleaning staff back in Marconetti's castle immediately after the attack, this is different.

It's like... they're all acting in the stiff, overly cautious manner that you'd expect from a newbie on the job who's afraid of messing up, but you see these maids every day, they've probably been here longer than you have.

>ask them what's going on
>ignore the small fry, you're looking for the butler boss.

>> No.32277086

And Thierri still raised Marie as her own. Based man is based.

>> No.32277093

>>ask them what's going on

>> No.32277094

>>ask them what's going on

I never had my time fooling around with the maid ;_;

>> No.32277096

>ignore the small fry, you're looking for the butler boss.

Say hi still. We already know why they're nervous.

>> No.32277106

>>ask them what's going on
*Worry Intensifies*

>> No.32277110

>>ask them what's going on
They got scolded by both Arnaud and Melanie because of us. This should be fun.

>> No.32277112

>>ask them what's going on
Time to feel a little bit bad if we got them all in trouble with Arnaud because someone got kind of negligent with our baggage.

...but maybe not THAT bad, because c'mon.

>> No.32277116

>ask them what's going on

>> No.32277135

And then they all give us the death glare.

Don't fuck with the maids.

>> No.32277145

>ask them what's going on

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>>ask them what's going on

Why not.

>> No.32277165

>ask them what's going on
Melanie is probably stalking the halls...

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>> No.32277226


Should have little human toys on the floor.

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>> No.32277296

>that pic
Did Marie play with hand puppets when she was a kid?

>> No.32277305


No, except that one time with Millien.

>> No.32277315

i see what you did there.

>> No.32277323

>my little gojira can't be this cute

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My shadow runs are acting up. This is bad for my heart.

Are doppelgangers/illusion magic a thing?

I am scared.

>> No.32277372

One of baby Marianne's favorite pastimes was when Gregory would show up out on nowhere with a monster handpuppet and chase her around with it.
And then Thierri would show up and "slay the monster," and save his little princess.

Sadly, she doesn't remember this at all.

>> No.32277384


Why did based Gregory even bother with that little shit.

>> No.32277390


>> No.32277398

Teenagers, yo.

>> No.32277400

Rolled 11

Is Gojira-chan pregnant?

>> No.32277401

"Hey," you say, waving down a nearby maid who was dusting the windowsills.
"E- eh!?" the maid stammers as she freezes in place and slowly turns towards you. "Umm, how may I help you?"

Yeah, this is definitely weird.

"Uh, did something happen around here?" you ask. "All of the maids and butlers seem kind of on edge..."
"Oh, er," the maid mumbles as she avoids making eye contact with you, "Melanie heard from the Princess about how your luggage was mishandled upon your return yesterday."
"...oh," you sigh as you remember those innocent sketchbooks that were so senselessly destroyed for no reason at all.
"R- rest assured, -I- wasn't the one assigned to that," she says, waving her hands in front of her, "but I am very sorry about what happened."


>> No.32277402


I love that you have fleshed out the character to that extent.

>> No.32277404

She loved him up until she reached her tsundere years.

From all we've seen, he's really good with children

>> No.32277422


Uh oh

We just found out who truly rules the maids with an iron fist.

>> No.32277429

Gotta love that Melanie dom

>> No.32277442

Hmmm, I wonder if who ever did that was looking for a reproduction of the castle map, thinking that we had a hard copy of it?

>> No.32277447


So as a general rule people like him up until they hit puberty? Being Gregory is suffering. At least he got his wife.


Was there any doubt?

>"Melanie heard from the Princess about how your luggage was mishandled upon your return yesterday."

100% sure Tsundere Princess threw a shitfit about this for doing this to her precious Reindeer.

>> No.32277456

>So as a general rule people like him up until they hit puberty?

Teenage girls typically rebel against their father figures.

>> No.32277479

>So as a general rule people like him up until they hit puberty?
Teenagers are just little shits in general. It's not just him.

>> No.32277523

We need to draw it. Hear this story somehow and draw it.

>> No.32277530


"But, umm, after the King's dinner last night, Melanie spoke to Mr. Arnaud and he told her about other issues that had been going on with certain members of the castle staff- not me, of course," the maid shakes her head rapidly, "who had been slacking in their duties over the past week... in the end, a general meeting of all the castle's maids was called and she chewed every one of us out," she sighs.
"Melanie did?" you say, staring at her with an expression of utter disbelief.
"It wasn't pretty," she says with a weary laugh. "I'm just glad that I'm not one of the maids that had complaints raised."

You can't even begin to imagine how all that could have possibly went down, Melanie's never been anything other than quiet and proper around you.

"W- was that all you needed?" the maid asks.
"Yeah, thanks," you nod. "Sorry to get all of you guys in trouble like that."
"Given the other complaints raised, it was only a matter of time," she says with a nervous laugh.


>> No.32277542

and luci wonders why we keep drawing pics of mari's childhood

desire to VN intensifies

>> No.32277555


Fuck it, Reinhold should just become her official chronicler, doing little drawings in the margins and retelling one embarrassing story every paragraph.

Of course he'll need all the help he can get from Thierri and co.

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>> No.32277566

important question
was this meeting done late at night after dinner or early morning before we woke up?
i need to know because being "chewed out" can mean something VERY different with morning melon

>> No.32277574

Late at night.

>> No.32277581


Why do you always got your mind in the gutter, Anon?

>> No.32277584

oh this reminds me, my shipping date got moved up from september to june. so i -may- have some money to contribute to the kickstarter

>> No.32277590

It really depends how much, I'm not made of money dammit

>> No.32277597

damn it
it's arch's fault. my mind was pure (at least for pgq) up until racquel showed up

>> No.32277600


So... Melanie has her own not-so "Fun Dungeon" perhaps? And the offending maids spent the night in it...


>> No.32277604

The lewd is contagious.

>> No.32277622

Awe... I wish it was early morning. With all those maids in one pace. Just think of the possibilities.

>> No.32277624

Haha. We are all lewd here. /tg/ is just a hop, skip, and jump away from going full /d/ at any time. With our words at least.

>> No.32277703


After waving goodbye to the maid, you continue on down the hallway in search of Arnaud.

"...ugh, I should have asked her," you mumble, glancing behind at you at the maid who has resumed her dusting. While it's not like it's too late to ask her or anything, the poor girl looked like she was going to die of fright the entire time that she was talking to you and you'd much rather not subject her to that again.

Deciding to suck it up and maybe ask the next servant that you see, you continue on your way down the hallway. Unsurprisingly, these windowsills that the maid who you were just talking to had already gone over are utterly IMMACULATE.

Maybe Melanie should yell at them more often. Maybe.

As you walk, you pass by one of the castle's many libraries... and just your luck, Arnaud's standing in front of the entrance! And it looks like he's talking to Melanie?

Speak of the devil.

>greet the arnaud! (and the melanie if you really want)

>> No.32277710

>hop, skip, and jump away
i'm just one tab over from discussing kamidori girls

>> No.32277749

>(and the melanie if you really want)


But seriously, why wouldn't we? Isn't she our friend?

"Hey, Arnaud, Melanie. Arnaud, I was looking for you."

Arch, does Arnaud have the knight title? He was called "sir arnaud" in one of yuor early pics but you never alluded at it in-story.

>> No.32277752

"Good morning Arnaud, and to you too Melanie. I don't know what you said to the staff, but it sure spooked them."

>> No.32277783

"Morning Arnaud, morning Melanie. I heard you had a bit of a, let's call it a pep talk, with the other maids"

>> No.32277789

>>greet the arnaud! (and the melanie if you really want)
try and sneak up on em playfully.

>> No.32277809

>Sneak up
>On Arnaud


>> No.32277820


Arch will make us roll and we'd end up with a critfail and Arnaud will break Grandma's sword.

>> No.32277846

this may not be a bad idea before moving onto one of the more normal dialouge options. seeing if we can sneak up on arnaud, failing, and then trying to get him to train us to be able to do so

>> No.32277849

What is a kamidori?

>> No.32277852

Really nigga?

inb4 nat 20

>> No.32277853

Why not? Rein has been proven to be rather dense no?

>> No.32277857

While nobody who knows who he is would ever object to him being knighted, Arnaud himself always turns it down whenever he's offered.

He thinks that the only title he deserves is that of a servant.


>> No.32277872

kamidori alchemy master. it's a porn game with monster girls and gameplay so good most people that play it end up skipping the porn scenes on NG+

>> No.32277875


Humble as fuck.

Some people could learn from him.

>> No.32277893

this is bound to end well

>> No.32277899

That's hardly /d/ material.

>> No.32277909

>not /d/

Hmm... Do they have dicks?

>> No.32277911
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That is... kind sad. I bet he has some great failure in his past that is responsible for that belief.

Also have some Marianne - Warrior Queen Mode!

>> No.32277918

>He thinks that the only title he deserves is that of a servant.
Arnaud pls. Knighthood is supposed to be a title meant to commemorate an especially noteworthy record of service to a kingdom.

Or at least when you're from Granache it is.

>> No.32277919

the have at least 2 each

>> No.32277936

>those boobs

That's neither Marie nor Karel.

>> No.32277956


where's the halberd?

>> No.32277986

Eternal pleb.

>> No.32277996

She's like 15 anon. People fill out.

Meh, I figure icy looking sword was good enough.
Giant halberd is a last resort/super move.

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You -could- try and sneak up on Arnaud.

But you've never managed to do so before, and apparently not even Gerhard could manage to do so... not to mention that you'd risk some kind of horrible retribution in turn like having your sword broken a second time.

...or your grandmother's sword ending up broken, which would be even worse. No, you're not going to do that. Just a normal greeting, that has the least risk of bad reactions.

"Good morning, Arnaud. Melanie," you say, waving to them.
"Ah, good morning!" Arnaud replies cheerfully. "It's nice to see you up bright and early!"
"Good morning, Reinhold," Melanie says, greeting you with a bright smile.

Yeah, this is the Melanie that you're used to seeing.


>> No.32278134

>that pic
>royal castle
>cup noodle
and suddenly i don't feel so poor

>> No.32278136

>Yeah, this is the Melanie that you're used to seeing.

How does her morning lewdness pass when Nico isn't around?

>> No.32278149

she helps mari get dressed
at least in my head canon

>> No.32278157 [DELETED] 

She's not consciously aware of the way she's acting when she first wakes up, but she's learned after a while not to avoid other people until she's fully awake.

She always assumed that she comes off as grumpy or something, but now she realizes that it's closer to the way that she acts while drunk.

>> No.32278173

>not to avoid other people
so seek out other people?

>> No.32278182

She has to get over the morning lewdness. It's hard by herself anon.

>> No.32278191

She's not consciously aware of the way she's acting when she first wakes up, but she's learned after a while to avoid other people until she's fully awake.

She always assumed that she comes off as grumpy or something, but now she realizes that it's closer to the way that she acts while drunk.

>> No.32278192

That is the oddest post wake-up behavior. I just refuse to talk to any one in more than grunts until I get a coke and a cigarette.

>> No.32278207

That feel when Reinhold never will get drunk with the girls because he takes his job too seriously.

>> No.32278218


He'll have to drink every time Luciana wants to do the dirty, you know.

Though I hope Marianne isn't present during those times.

>> No.32278248

That reminds we, we need to confront Spinelle and the boss before this quest is over.

>> No.32278262


It's supposed to be almost over. There's tons of thing we won't have time to do.

>> No.32278290


"I dunno what exactly it was that you said to the castle staff," you say to Melanie, "but the maid I just passed by seemed pretty spooked."
"Ah, so you heard about that as well," Arnaud nods in agreement. "It's a shame that the performance of the servants here in the castle degrades so much when our head maid here isn't around..." he says, patting her on the shoulder.
"I- I never agreed to take that position, Mr. Arnaud!" Melanie stammers as her face starts to become flushed.
"Oh, I'd almost forgotten," he laughs. "But you're certainly doing well as our-acting- head maid..."
"Why don't you want the position?" you ask. "All the other maids seem to respect you, from what I've seen."

Especially considering that story that you were just told, that's the kind of thing that you wouldn't expect from anyone who -wasn't- the head maid.

"Apparently it's because she's planning on leaving us eventually," Arnaud sighs. "Quitting her position here and moving in with Sir Gregory and his family..."
"M- Mr. Arnaud!" Melanie shouts.


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Nah, he probably knows all about whiskey dick and how you get beat for having it when the girl wants to fuck.

Spinelle yeah.
Boss? I could take it or leave it. I mean it was nice he planed to leave to whore-house to us and all, but other than leting him know both Citrine and ourselves are doing well, confronting him seem kinda pointless.

Also, have some adventurer Luciana.

>> No.32278317

>adventurer Luciana.
>implying that's not future elena

>> No.32278319

"Apparently it's because she's planning on leaving us eventually," Arnaud sighs. "Quitting her position here and moving in with Sir Gregory and his family..."
>"M- Mr. Arnaud!" Melanie shouts.

Is he joking or was she lying when she assured Marianne that she would stay at her side, Anon?

Place your bets.

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Oh my.

>> No.32278331

Either one works fine.

Luci mai waifu so...

>> No.32278333

she'll stay on as mari's personal maid, but won't take over as head maid. the "leaving us" part refers to no longer living in the castle, which may be a requirement for the head maid

>> No.32278335

Going to live with Nico is not leaving Marie, you realize that right?

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Not enough swords.

>> No.32278428
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"Nicolette is a lovely girl and all," Arnaud sighs, "but I never thought that you and she were in-"
"pleasepleasepleasePLEASE stop talking about my personal life out where everyone can hear!" Melanie pleads, blushing every bit as much as you'd expect from Sylvie in such a situation. "And I'm not going anywhere so please stop worrying about that!"

You kind of wish that Nicolette was here too, then you could see them both freak out like this in unison.

"Very well, I'll take you at your word," Arnaud laughs.
"Th... thank you," Melanie replies, her hands completely covering her face.
"So Reinhold!" he says, turning to you. "What brings you to this part of the castle at this time of day? Teasing Melanie?"

>how do you respond?

>> No.32278456

>giftwrapped maido

>> No.32278458

"That was just an unexpected, but not unfortunate, side event. I actually came to ask you if there were going to be any important changes to the castle going's ons I needed to know about, what with the addition of several royals and all. Body guarding is easier when I keep myself in the loop."

>> No.32278466

"You did a fine job of that. I was looking for you actually."

>> No.32278470


"Also wondering when we resume our training."

>> No.32278477


This. Add that you're concerned about them getting bored or whatever.

Hey, shouldn't we have gone see Luciana?

>> No.32278480

We will probably see her at the breakfast.

>> No.32278485

I was looking for you, at least at the beginning. But, if you insist..."
>teasing intensifies
Not actually the last bit. Greg would kill us for having too much fun at his daughter-in-law's expense.

Also please no Homura as meido. Homu pure.

>> No.32278490

She'll come to us. With a peace of paper clutched desperately against her chest, and a downcast look of shame on her face.
>"I-I Tried."

>> No.32278496


Shit, that's Homu? I didn't realize.

>daughter in-law

>> No.32278539

>Greg would kill us for having too much fun at his daughter-in-law's expense.

>Implying Greg doesn't tease her just as hard.

>> No.32278544

what do you guys want to see first- Volker's last days or Citrine's horrible past?


>> No.32278550



>> No.32278554


We already have a first-hand account of Volker's death and you teased us with Citrine's tragic past far too long so Citrine it is.

>> No.32278563

Rolled 9, 2, 1 = 12

AHH both are terrible...
Have to go with Volker's last days though.

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Citrine. I need me some healing.

>> No.32278590

Citrine's horrific, terrible and rather unsanitary past, please.

>> No.32278597

dammit Arch i don't wanna be sad

>> No.32278617
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feels inbound friend

>> No.32278627

Sisteru please.

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Sad folder time.

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>> No.32278668

Dammit the feels!

>> No.32278670

Sad? These just make me laugh.

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Onee-chan. Not "sisteru". Say it with me,



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>> No.32278694

if i remember well, greg wants grandchildren...

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Biggest feel I have

>> No.32278707

Damn that one always gets me

Ok that one is kinda funny

>> No.32278713


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I got another version. Hold on.

>> No.32278765


I love those.

They help to put the feels to perspective.

>inb4 hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference

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Bowels in or bowels out?

>> No.32278783
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>> No.32278788
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"Nah," you shrug, "that was just an unexpected bonus. I was actually looking for you, Arnaud."
"Oh?" Arnaud replies.
"Yeah, I was wondering if there were any important changes to castle business that I needed to know about, what with Luciana and the others here and all."
"How diligent of you," he says with an amused smirk.
"I do have a job to do, after all..." you reply, shrugging.
"Speaking of which," Melanie says, "I should probably head up to the Princess's room already..."
"Sorry, I didn't mean to hold you up-" Arnaud says.
"No, it's fine," she shakes her head. "I'll see you both in a little while, I suppose."

Bowing slightly to both of you, Melanie hurries off to attend to the Princess.


>> No.32278795


I can't see those dead astronaut pics anymore without thinking about /tg/'s Major Tom.

>> No.32278818
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Mel a good girl.

That was a couple of pretty great threads. Also had a few implicit feels... Fuck off to the archives!

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>> No.32278919


"Hmm, goings-on in the castle," Arnaud mumbles as he strokes his beard. "Luciana, Elena and their bodyguards are going to be staying with Sir Gregory and his family starting tonight so there won't be too much of a change there... though I'm sure that's a bit of a disappointment for you," he laughs.
"Only a little," you reply.
"Ah-" he snaps his fingers, "but Emilio and his bodyguard -will- be sticking around, though I'm not sure how much that will directly affect you since the Princess isn't exactly fond of the poor boy."

You honestly feel kind of bad for him.


>> No.32278984

>You honestly feel kind of bad for him.
I don't.

>> No.32278992


"Aside from that, there isn't much that would affect you that you don't already know about," Arnaud says. "Sir Vincent is having a bit of a tiff with our eccentric archmage over his proposal to issue so-called 'security badges' to the castle's staff... Niklaus is arguing that it would greatly reduce the risk of infiltrators here in the castle, but Sir Vincent wants no part of it."
"Yeah, he mentioned those things when I stopped by his study yesterday," you say.
"I'm not sure what to think about them, myself," he shrugs. "But that's all up to the King to decide, so there's no point in arguing about it."

>anything else you wanted to ask him about?

>> No.32279013


Thank him for being discrete about Volker (it's the thought that count) but still inform him that we didn't know who he was ourselves so it's kind of weird to heard that he knew.

>> No.32279033

"When are we continuing with the training?"
After this let's wander around until breakfast time looking for a rabbit. Imouto please.

>> No.32279039

ask if he's got time later for some training
preferably before elena leaves for the sake of comforting her with some swording vision

>> No.32279044

Security badges are not a terrible idea... those maids earlier spooked me.

Also this:

>> No.32279048


Nobody asked you, Monique. Go play with your sword.

>> No.32279057

no wander, go to post and the rabbit will bring the loli to us

>> No.32279061

Ask about training

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>> No.32279123


>> No.32279135

>get day off
>play with elena and dragon sibling
>have to run
>pick up and carry elena for the sake of speed
>bust in on mari being adorable with aquaman
>your pic
>dragon roar echos through hallways
>mari dumbfounded
>aquaman joins in on tag game

>> No.32279178

Marie would smack us all on the head.

>> No.32279184

Best. Day. Ever

Yes but she would have to catch us first

>> No.32279205

>she goes for the smack
>Thierri dodges and provokes her
>she ends up joining in on the tag

>> No.32279214
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Exactly. And it would be amazing.

>chase scene

>> No.32279323

fits perfectly:

>> No.32279340

"One more thing before I quit bugging you," you say, "when are we continuing with the sword training?"
"Ah, I'd almost forgotten!" Arnaud laughs. "While I would certainly like to continue it immediately, today is going to be rather busy thanks to the King's return and all... would you be fine with tomorrow?"
"Yeah, sure," you nod. "Whatever's convenient for you."
"...though I can't say that I'd be a lot of help with a two-sword style, if that's what you're thinking about taking up," he says, pointing to the two swords that are resting at your hip. "Looking to fully emulate Volker, I take it?"

Whoa, you'd almost forgotten about them.

"Oh, this isn't because of that," you say shake your head. "Niklaus fixed my sword last night but it won't exactly be useable for another day or so," you say, resting your hand on its pommel. "But the crystal things that he used to fix it with feed off my magical energy so I figured that it would be a good idea to carry it around in the meantime anyays."
"I see," Arnaud nods. "So the other sword is the one that you can actually use?"
"Yeah, but it's on loan from my grandmother so I'm being extra careful with it," you say with a nervous laugh.
"Your grandmother?" he looks at you, furrowing his brow for a few seconds before clapping his hands together. "Oh, so that's Agnes's! I thought it looked familiar!"


>> No.32279343

i didn't even need to click on that to know what it was going to be

>> No.32279377
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>agnese vs death

I can't wait until we manage to beat Arny and thus truly inherit the Eshewalden name.

>> No.32279385


Do we have time to ask Arnaud for a tale of Agnes the Girl Swordie?

>> No.32279391

>both at the same time

Great stuff.

>> No.32279398

sauce please, google gives nothing

>> No.32279457
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Empress of Swords. Get it right. It could save you life.
>pic related

Sorry. I don't recall what the short is called. Try youtube with relevant terms.

>> No.32279495

season zwei fucking when?

>> No.32279511


>> No.32279520
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I wish I knew. The fight scenes alone make it worth watching even if you are caught up on the manga.

>pic not related

>> No.32279542

>all these magical girls
that reminds me. apparently card captor sakura is supposed to be getting a proper dub instead of some chopped up version

>> No.32279546


"If she was actually willing to lend you her sword, the two of you must be getting on rather well..." Arnaud says with a knowing smile. "I take it that you two spent a lot of time together while you were in town?"
"Not as much as I would have liked," you sigh. "I was planning on visiting her again the last day we were there, but then everything kind of fell apart there..."
"Ah, that," he scowls. "Such a shame... but I'm sure you'll be back up there soon enough, what with the wedding and all."
"Wedding?" you repeat, unsure what he meant. "Someone's getting married?"
"Why you and Luciana, of course," he says with a wink.

So Melanie isn't the only one who he's willing to tease...

"C'mon," you sigh. "We've barely been together for two days now, and-"
"Haha, I understand," Arnaud says, patting you on the shoulder. "I just wanted to lighten the mood a little, is all... and now I must be going," he says, waving goodbye as he walks past you and disappears down the hall.

There's still maybe an hour before you need to go and wait for Marianne... maybe even more since Melanie just went up to help her get ready for the day.

>what to do now?

>> No.32279547

I was just about to say that. Damn it is glorious.

>> No.32279561


Who's sleeping at the castle again?

See if those are awake. But don't wake them up by accident.

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>Wander around the castle looking for a rabbit running wild.

>> No.32279579

Arnaud for chillest character in PGQ

>> No.32279599

i thought the chillest was setsuranka

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King of Bro's. Even if he rejects the title.

I don't know? How much time do we have? If we have like 45-hour, lets find some where to draw from.

Or go swording. Which ever.

>> No.32279610

maybe try to mess with our brand new crystal sword?

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Sup bruh

>> No.32279629


Do we even have a sketchbook?

If we do, draw. If not, might as well read the book. But keep watch of the time.

Alternately we could check on Niklaus.

>> No.32279639


>> No.32279646

>But keep watch of the time.
we can draw/read in our spot

>> No.32279657


We're already burdened by extra sword. I think hauling a book on top of that would be unnecessarily cumbersome.

>> No.32279679

really depends on size of book

>> No.32279687


Do you think Reinhold's is that big?

>> No.32279693

Do you realize it is something you carry in your pocket?

>> No.32279705


Are we going to be just holding it in our hand all the time, or do we have a purse? We might forget it somewhere if we put it away. Putting it away takes time that could be spent drawing weapon and dodging.

>> No.32279721

we've carried around the fire twins book with us before but i don't remember if arch said specifically where we kept it

>> No.32279776

Are we still talking about the book?

>> No.32279792

Pockets for fucks sake. They exist.

>> No.32279795

"Hmm..." you say as you lean against a wall. Part of you wants to go and draw something in your last remaining sketchbook, but you also kind of just want to wander around and see who you run into...

Eh, might as well do both: wander around for a bit, and then draw if you don't happen to run into anyone who's particularly time-consuming. That should fill out the rest of the time until Marianne comes down pretty well!

Though you don't have anywhere in particular to go, you figure that you might find something interesting to draw if you go to a part of the castle that you're around less frequently... and since you don't exactly get out much (your recent trip notwithstanding), you decide to pass by the front gate.

And sure enough, you run into someone along the way. Three someones, in fact- Rana, Racquel and Valerie are all walking towards you...

>go away
>say hi

>> No.32279797

Genderbent Archer versus Dark Saber? What is this sorcery?

>> No.32279809

Prisma Illiya. It is good fun. Look it up.

>> No.32279815

>go away

>> No.32279819

>>say hi
oh god more lewds

63 archer is actually illya possessed by/channeling the spirit of archer
fate/prisma illya (real name much longer/more complicated) is badass magical girl

>> No.32279820

>say hi

>> No.32279824


Oh ho, that's asking to draw something morally objectionable.


>Say hi

>> No.32279826

>go away
Meh. Ilike Raquel, but this seems boring.

>> No.32279839

>>say hi
mention we were going to do some sketches
watch as racquel reacts
casually mention that she reacts the same way sylvie used to
finally find out why

>> No.32279840

>say hi

>> No.32279847

>say hi
We haven't really talked to Valerie yet and Racquel is always good for a laugh

>> No.32279864

>say hi

I wonder how Rana is holding up to the onslaught of Racquel's lewd

>> No.32279894


>> No.32279907

If we do say "Hi", can it just basically be that? Please. I don't mean to offend, but arch might in fact be worse about conversation pacing than Decu.

>> No.32279933

>>go away
Why is the fujoshit in the castle everyday? We have not even seen her once in the weeks before.

>> No.32279987
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Because she is the readers' new favourive girl!

>> No.32280016


You meant to say writers. He's been corrupted by /y/,/h/,/d/ and /u/

>> No.32280042

>implying some of us aren't corrupted

>> No.32280068
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Your instincts are telling you that this combination can only lead to Bad Things. However, you choose to ignore these instincts since they're kind of walking right towards you.

"Hey," you say, waving to the three girls. "Wasn't expecting to see the three of you together so early in the morning."
"Trust me, I wasn't expecting it either," Rana says with a guilty chuckle. "I was supposed to switch with Reya last night but I kind of fell asleep and-"
"She ate so much last night that she had to change to dragon form," Valerie says, crossing her arms, "and then she fell asleep like that. Right in front of the castle."
"Completely naked," Racquel chimes in. "For all the world to see."

And is instantly smacked in the back of the head by her sister.


>> No.32280112

Too be honest /d/ is most futas and /h/ is vanilla as fuck, they arent that bad

>> No.32280113
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OP, why do you do this to us?

>> No.32280127


They are very lewd. Recently there has been a thread that has been TURBO LEWD.


>> No.32280142
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That crab is beyond cute.

I love it.

>> No.32280181
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"'eh gurl."

>> No.32280194

>insert dragon guarding the castle gate joke

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"So yeah, I crashed out there all night until Sylvie's dad decided to wake me up on the way here this morning," Rana sighs.
"So that's why you're with Sylvie's sisters?" you ask.
"Rana's gonna show us to Princess Elena's room," Valerie says happily. "Did you know that she has a pet bunny!?"
"I actually met Inaba before I met Elena," you reply.
"Well Princess Elena said that I can play with her!" she says, excitedly bouncing up and down.
"Valerie'll give it up to anyone who has a b- OW!" Racquel shouts as Rana thumps her hard on the top of the head. "Quit it, are you trying to give me brain damage!?"
"Your brain's already twieted enough as it is, maybe a few good punches will set you right," Valerie says, glaring at her little sister.


>> No.32280226

also dear god that gif is cute

>> No.32280299

>Racquel going to Elena...
This is exactly what i have been fearing all along. Don't do this to me arch ;_;

>> No.32280309

That first story is adorable.

>> No.32280313


This girl...

"You don't look all that excited to be here," you say to Racquel.
"That's because I don't have a fetish for rabbits, unlike -certain- people," Racquel replies, wearily glancing over at her sister in preparation for more physical retribution. "I WANTED to stay back home, but Sylvie's busy getting all sweaty doing her morning exercises and our mother doesn't want me bothering her today so here I am," she sighs.
"...I see," you reply, ignoring the obvious innuendoes in the little girl's words.
"And so I am playing babysitter to three girls today," Rana sighs. "It's like jumping straight to motherhood..."
"More like a harem of little gir-OW!!"

Yeah, she eas asking for that one.

>offer to join them, you'd like to say hi to Elena
>nah, you've had enough of them for now

>> No.32280333

>>nah, you've had enough of them for now
as much as i'd love to see how this develops, we only have so long before we have to meet mari and dealing with all of them could easily make us lose track of time

>> No.32280338

"Need some one to play the father role? *wink wink*"

>> No.32280342

>>nah, you've had enough of them for now

>> No.32280352

>>offer to join them, you'd like to say hi to Elena
time for imouto

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We can't pass this one up

>> No.32280363

>nah, you've had enough of them for now
Let's move on

>> No.32280366

>say hi to Elena

do we have much else we could be doing right now? We can always abandon Rana with them when we need to get going (how long do we have?)

>> No.32280382

>>nah, you've had enough of them for now
>ruining the potential Elena time with Raquel
You are cruel.

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pls no. Don't feed the monster, it will DEVOUR YOU WHOLE

>> No.32280393

>>nah, you've had enough of them for now

Enough innuendos for the rape victim for one day.

>> No.32280416

pls yes

>> No.32280433

>offer to join them, you'd like to say hi to Elena

>> No.32280436

Don't be a moron and try to justify it with "BUT IT WOULD BE FUN".

>>offer to join them, you'd like to say hi to Elena

>> No.32280455

usually the people playing a father role actually had fathers

>> No.32280465


>> No.32280471

>offer to join them, you'd like to say hi to Elena
and this: >>32280338

>> No.32280479


No, we're going to be late and the Client is going to be pissed at us.

>> No.32280480

>>nah, you've had enough of them for now


>> No.32280560

>nah, you've had enough of them for now
Also remove Raquel >>/d/

>> No.32280580


>sending Raquel to /d/

That's like letting a fox into a henhouse

>> No.32280630

Raquel belongs in /y/ rather than /d/

>> No.32280641

she'd probably visit both

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>> No.32280694


"I'll be right there!" Elena shouts as she places her pet rabbit behind a makeshift barrier that she made out of various books and other things that she set up to block her from running all over the room. She then runs over to the door, but stops just short of turning the knob.

Though her father did say that it would be safe here in Granache, she's still going to be extra careful.

"Who is it?" Elena calls out.
"It's Reya!" he replies from the other side of the door.

With that, the little Princess opens the door to her room and is met with the sight of her half-dragon (temporary) bodyguard.

"Good morning, Princess," Reya says as he takes a bite of of an apple. "...you're not dressed yet?"
"No, not yet," Elena replies, shaking her head and the floppy ears of her bunny hood pajamas along with it. "I was feeding Inaba and I lost track of time."
"Oh. Uh, I can always come back if you want-"
"No, I can get changed in the bathroom," she replies. "And you can play with Inaba while you wa- hey!"

With a crash, several books that she thought were too heavy for Inaba to move are knocked over, sending the rabbit free to roam the room as she pleases.

Luckily, Reya's already closed the door so she can't escape entirely.


>> No.32280775


"C'mon, Inabaaaaaa!" Elena groans as she tries to catch the rabbit before she can get too far... but it turns out that a chase isn't necessary, as Inaba's planted herself right at Reya's feet and is looking up at him intently.
"Looks like someone's happy to see me," Reya laughs as he kneels down to pet her.
"Why do you do stuff like that..." Elena mumbles. as she walks over to a suitcase and begins rummaging through it. "I'm surprised that you're not scared of him, you stupid bunny. He's really a big scary dragon, you know."
"Nah, I'm just a half," Reya laughs as he leads Inaba around with his hand.
"Huh? But Rana's a dragon... she -is- your sister, right?"
"Yeah, but that's because we don't share both parents," he replies. "Just our father."

Upon that realization, Elena's previous neutral expression gradually turns into a frown.

"Oh," she mumbles. "Just like me and..."


>> No.32280810

Not all half sisters are as terrible as yours Elena.

>> No.32280825


>> No.32280840 [DELETED] 


they did not, this is a perspective shift.

>> No.32280843

forget it, i'm stupid

>> No.32280853

They didn't. Rana ate too much and missed the scheduled swap.

>> No.32280940

sometimes half sisters can be the only decent relatives you have.

>Rana ate too much and missed the scheduled swap.
i bet vincent won't be late for work this morning

>> No.32280948


"So you two are half-siblings," Elena says in a gloomy tone.
"Yeah?" Reya says, finally turning away from the bunny at his feet to face the Princess. "You have half-siblings too, don't you? I don't think it's -that- strange..."
"Yeah, but Benedetta and the others are-" she stops herself before she says something mean. "You two get along good? She doesn't hate you or anything?"
"Sometimes she gets mad at me when I call her out for being stupid, but of course she doesn't hate me," he replies. "I mean, we -are- blood and all."
"You're lucky," Elena says as she continues going through a suitcase in search of something to wear. "-My- half-sisters all hate me and Luciana and Emilio and Chiara too, even though she's just a baby," she sighs.

Suddenly, Reya gets the feeling that he probably touched on a subject that he really shouldn't have.

"I'm really sorry to hear that," Reya says. "...but your brothers like you, don't they? I mean, you seemed to get along with Prince Giancarlo just fine from what I saw..."
"My brothers are nice, I guess," Elena mumbles. "But Benedetta always says really mean things about Mama, and-"

But before Elena can say anything else, Inaba scurries over to her and leaps into her arms.


>> No.32281007

based inaba

>> No.32281025

>Inaba scurries over to her and leaps into her arms.
>you will never get to jump into the arms of a loli to cheer her up when she is sad.

>> No.32281028


holy shit I actually caught you running.

>> No.32281048


"See, even your bunny's trying to tell you not to feel too down about it," Reya says. "Even if they're family, some people just suck, you know? Dwelling on that stuff doesn't help you do anything but be miserable."
"Yeah, I guess..." Elena says, gently placing Inaba on the floor before heading back to her suitcase and producing a simple dress from it. "I'm gonna go get changed now, so you watch Inaba and make sure she doesn't chew on everything. 'cuz she does that sometimes."
"As you wish, princess of bunnies."

With that, Elena head over to the bathroom to change while Reya resumes playing with Inaba.

"You're starting to make me wish I had my own bunny, you know that?" Reya says as he cuts off a piece of apple with a pocketknife and tosses it to Inaba.

>> No.32281091

>think inaba is some special bunny from a japanese story
>google inaba rabbits
>titties everywhere

>> No.32281105


Google just knows what you've been looking for better than you do.

>> No.32281108


>> No.32281159

The walk over to Elena's room is uneventful.

Aside from the constant barrage of perverted quips from Racquel, anyways. And no matter how many times her comments earn her a smack, she keeps on making them... you're starting to wonder if she actually -likes- getting hit or something.

You're not about to say that out loud, of course. Instead, you just shut up and knock on the door.

"Who's there?" a male voice calls out from the other side of the door.

...wait, male? Did you knock on the wrong door?

"It's your beautiful sister, come to relieve you of your post!" Rana replies.
"And her sexy friends!" Racquel chimes in. For some reason, she's not hit for this.
"Took you long enough..."

Creaking loudly due to disuse, the door opens and you're met with Reya, who is holding Inaba in his arms.

"Huh?" Racquel says, craning her head. "Where's the manstealer's little sister at?"


>> No.32281206
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>"Where's the manstealer's little sister at?"

>> No.32281220

Fits pretty well

>> No.32281257


"Racquel, that's rude!" Valerie mutters in a hushed tone as she elbows her sister. "But, umm... where -is- Princess Elena?"
"Oh, she's getting changed in the bathroom," Reya replies. "She went in there not too long ago, it shouldn't be too lon-"

And then the bathroom door swings open, and said Princess walks out... though she's looking decidedly less cheerful than you're used to.

"Rana's FINALLY here," Reya says, pointing at his sister, "along with some early morning guests."
"Huh?" Elena mumbles as she walks over to where the rest of you are waiting. "Hey, Valerie... Racquel... and Reinhold? Wha?"

>Greet the (little) Princess!

>> No.32281277

"hey there, Elena, how are you?"

>> No.32281345

What surprised to see me?

>> No.32281349

"You don't want me princess? And here i was happy that i would get to show you my magic crystal sword."

>> No.32281356

this gets my vote

>> No.32281367

If we are going to say this, smack Racquel in advance so she doesn't even get to say her piece.

>> No.32281368

We should definitely show her the sword

>> No.32281376

Rephrase the first part and smack Racquel before hand.

>> No.32281379

I can imagine her just start hyperventilating after hearing that

>> No.32281386

>at destination sort facility


>> No.32281610


The delivery truck has an accident.

>> No.32281641

They deliver an empty box

>> No.32281644

"Huh, you're not happy to see me, Elena?" you say, feigning disapointment. "And here I was looking forward to showing you my fancy new crystal sword..."
"New sword?" Elena mumbles. "Crystal?"

Ah, here it is. The reaction that you were expecting from the moment you said what you said. ...well, it was at least partially to provoke her, but still. Seeing Racquel breathing heavily while her glasses get all fogged up is more than a little bit creepy.

"S... so you're not satisfied with just one..." Racquel mumbles under her breath. "I was only kidding before, but to think that you'd genuinely be interested in a s- SISTER SANDWICH..."


>> No.32281649


sorting machines makes a mistake and the package is delivered to a completely wrong address

>> No.32281653
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>Arch finally touches the game in his hands.
>Drops it, shattering the inner contents.

just kidding, love you arch.

>> No.32281658

The disc is corrupted and won't play

>> No.32281669

Smack are not enough apparantly This fujoshit deserves a kick.

>> No.32281677

It arrives perfectly well and you even have some time to play it.

>> No.32281687

Somebody hit her she's drooling

>> No.32281693

Smack Racquel

>> No.32281700

And then Arch wakes up

>> No.32281704

Really starting to hate that kid...

>> No.32281717


damn it you pint sized pervert, we're trying to cheer up our new little sis.

>> No.32281726

>Ignore fujoshit
>Enjoy time with imouto.

>> No.32281738


While you did happen to grow up around far worse and are able to ignore most of what Racquel says, there -is- a certain limit to what you're willing to put up with.

"Cut it out, Racquel," you say as you thump the little girl on the head. "I don't want you corrupting Elena with that kind of talk."
"Owww..." Racquel groans as she clutches her aching head.
"C'mon, you know you were baiting her with that one," Rana sighs.

And then, Racquel turns to the dragon girl with wide, sparkling eyes.

"B... big sister Rana, you're actually standing up for me!?" she gasps.
"Hell no, you're still a little deviant and you need to cut that out," she replies as she gives her another smack to the back of the head.


>> No.32281746

Holy shit you're still running.

Is it [email protected] that's giving you that inhuman endurance?

>> No.32281749


that was so uncalled for.

Bad dragon, bad!

>> No.32281760

just his precious iori
anyone have that pic of her telling us not to masturbate to her?

>> No.32281763

>Bad Dragon


>> No.32281764

Does Bad Dragon even exist in this universe? Since dragons are common place, presumably dragon dildos would be as well.

>> No.32281767

Not that I was going to sleep today anyways, but it is indeed [email protected] that is fully driving the fatigue from me.

>At local FedEx facility

>> No.32281775

Bullshit, Racquel had it comming. Serves her right

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>tfw we will never have best dragon girl

>> No.32281799

Nobody think it's risqué to keep smacking Vincent's daughter?

I mean, everyone does it, but imagine if he caught you in the act.

>> No.32281801

kickstarter stretch goal. arch even once mentioned a racquel route where we have to keep her family from killing us

>> No.32281805


Sounds like something Citrine might know.

>> No.32281814

There's a fire at the local FedEx, everything gets destroyed

>> No.32281816

wasn't she smacked at the dinner table last nighht right in front of him?

>> No.32281820


Pls no. Cut the pedo shit. This is not cool.

>bitch, do you even know where you are?

>> No.32281826

>Cut the pedo shit
You do know there was a loli board here at one point, right?

>> No.32281840

I really need to start saving some money

>> No.32281842


"But anyways," you sigh, ignoring Racquel once and for all, "I got my sword fixed and I thought you might want to take a look."
"Ooh, really?" Elena says, instantly being pulled out of her previous funk. "Umm... come inside!"

She hurries out of the way so that the four of you can enter her room, then closes the door behind her so that her rabbit can't escape into the hallways.

"I don't have much time to spare until I need to go and meet up with Marianne," you say as you unhook the scabbard from your belt.

Ugh, it's going to be a bitch to get that back on right.

"Ehehe, that's okay!" Elena says with a beaming smile. "Umm, did you show Luciana yet?"
"Nope, I haven't seen her yet today," you reply.
"Yay, now I'll have something to hold over her with," she giggles, grinning evilly.


>> No.32281853


Don't let her touch the blade. It might get spikey and hurt Elena is last thing we want.

>> No.32281868


look but don't touch!

>> No.32281872

We only did it once personally and that one was well deserved. Normally it is always Rana and Sylvie who has permission to do it.

>> No.32281882

>loli VN
Fuck off.

>> No.32281885
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Touch, but don't taste!

>> No.32281895


"but tasting is just touching... with your tongue..."

>> No.32281923


>"butt tasting is just touching... with your tongue..."

>> No.32281933


"Umm... Princess Elena?" Valerie speaks up.
"Hm?" Elena turns to her.
"C- can I play with your bunny now?" she says, fidgeting. "She looks really cute but I thought I should ask first and-"
"Go ahead," she shrugs. "But don't bug her too much or she'll bite you. Papa says that bunnies are delicate and Inaba's a girl bunny so she's even more delicate so you should be careful when holding her."
"Okay!" Valerie says as she rushes over to Reya's side.

Looks like he's been playing with the bunny this entire time. You weren't expecting him to be a fan of cute things.


>> No.32281996


"Back to your sword," Elena says, edging closer to you.
"Oh yeah," you nod. "you can look, but NO TOUCHING. Got that?"
"Yeah, I know," she sighs. "That's what Andreas always says, too."
"As long as you know," you nod.

Slowly, you draw your sword, revealing the dull matte blade that your sword currently is.

"It... looks funny," Elena says as she leans in to get a closer look (but not too close, thankfully). "Is it supposed to be all dull-looking like that?"
"Niklaus- er, the Archmage here used some crystal things that he's been researching to hold it all together," you reply. "This is how it's gonna look for the next day or so, and then it should go back to normal."
"Oh, I see," she replies, nodding as if she understood everything that you said perfectly. "Umm... when it's all the wy back to normal, can you show it to me before Luciana again?"

>yeah, sure
>no way

>> No.32282005

>yeah, sure

>> No.32282015

>If we run into you first. If We see Luci First, it's fair game.

>> No.32282028

>yeah, sure

>> No.32282032


>yeah, sure

>> No.32282035

"i'll try to"

>> No.32282041

>>yeah, sure
she asked first, plus swording means more to her

>> No.32282045


>> No.32282056


This >>32282015

>> No.32282063


>> No.32282064

>all the wy back

is probably the best way to say this. we'll try to show her first but can't really help it if luci shows up at our door first thing in the morning or something

>> No.32282065


>> No.32282091

you all do realize this is going to lead to her sneaking out of greg's house and camping out by our door right?

>> No.32282120

You say that like it wasn't the plan all along

>> No.32282131

>On FedEx vehicle for delivery


>> No.32282155

I have the image in my head of you running back and forth between the window and computer every few minutes.

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Imagine the frustration he's exposed to.

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>> No.32282339

"...well, I can't really make any promises," you say, shrugging. "I might run into her first tomorrow, you know?"
"Aww..." Elena pouts.
"But if I see YOU first, then sure," you say, giving her a thumbs-up.
"S- so I just need to see you before Luciana does tomorrow..." sratches her chin as if she's deep in thought. "'kay, that's fair!"
"Cool," you say, nodding. "Now I should probably get going," you say as you head towards the door.

But then Elena pulls on your arm before you can leave.

"Umm," Elena says, looking you in the eye, "you better not do a jerk thing like hiding it from me even if I see you first tomorrow, you got that?"
"...what?" you blink a few times. "Why would I do that?"
"I dunno, that's the kind of thing that Emilio does sometimes when he's mad at me," Elena replies. "But it's a really jerk thing to do, so don't do it, okay?"
"Yeah, sure," you reply.

>> No.32282368


>FedEx delivery guy ringing Archelon's doorbell

>> No.32282372

this is a warning.
The Loli hath spoketh

>> No.32282389

inb4 luci makes us swear to show her 1st tomorrow

>> No.32282404


Oh God, Reinhold is gonna get caught up in another war between two girls.


>> No.32282417

She is totally expaecting that we will be mad at her when we see her tomorrow.

So, the question is: is she going to use Meteor wing or just sneak into our room the old-fashioned way?

>> No.32282428

>They both camp out front of door

>> No.32282435

Isn't our room warded?

>> No.32282444

our door*

I guess sleep is taking me.

>> No.32282453

No. That was in Marconetti.

>> No.32282473

Okay... I had planned on ending this thread with a FUCK YEAH [email protected] GET picture, but the fuckers at Fedex decided to pull some bullshit on me so I'm going to have to figure out how to get to the place where it's being held instead.

Of all the luck.

This thread was plenty enjoyable though, and I really have missed this. While I'm not sure when the next one will be (for obvious reasons), I'll try and do so soner rather than later.

While I'm gone, I'll try and get some writing done. Maybe the Citrine thing or the other quest thing or who knows.

As always, thanks for playing.

>> No.32282474


Pretty sure both palaces have warded rooms, brah.

Also, Archelon is probably getting his present and we won't get his "that's all folks" post before the thread 404.

>> No.32282478

>they crawl into our room in the dead of night
>we wake up
>hey Reinhold show us your sword

>> No.32282528



You truly are cursed, Archelon.

>> No.32282531

You should've end it by putting us on a boat.

>> No.32282538

Pretty sure Gregory said our room was warded

Thanks Arch

>> No.32282547


Thanks OP, you a good one.

>> No.32282579


looking forward to the archive.

>> No.32282741

Just as I am in despair
the fedex guy shows up at my door.

>> No.32282749


>> No.32282779

aw yeah!

>> No.32282788


>> No.32282798
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Fuck Yeah!

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Greatest love story ever told. Made me cry.

>> No.32282860


Miura no

>> No.32282864

he doesn't seem to care to much about those legs

>> No.32282868


The [email protected]

>> No.32282869



>> No.32282885

We enter the age of PGQ hiatus.

Wheres the boat.

>> No.32283085

>Where's the boat
Back in Marconetti

>> No.32283160

Arch did say we would return

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