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All word and pixel /tg/-related lewdness is welcome here, so long as the rules are followed. Writefags, consider pastebin/1d4chan rather than dumping for long stories. Drawfags with uncensored pictures need to host their images offsite and link to them. For those of you visiting from other boards, err on the side of censorbars and spoilers if you're hesitant.

People especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It's easy and both writefags and drawfags will love you for it.

In any case, enjoy! Remember to play nice and that all contributions and requests are welcome!

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>>32203246
DISCLAIMER: While these threads are quite tolerant of many different forms of /d/eviancy, you can't just assume that everyone will automatically share your kinks. There's nothing explicitly preventing you from talking about your fetishes, but if someone has one that you dislike, please do not derail the thread with a flamewar- there's plenty of smut for everybody here.

Master smut list:
http://pastebin.com/JbeDnCAP
(/a/'s monstergirl fic collection is in here too.)

Smut list, 1d4chan edition:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index

A guide to constructive criticism, because "Your writing/artwork sucks" doesn't help anyone get better at it.

http://pastebin.com/1s1fLktL

Need some help coming up with something to write? Here's a few requests that haven't been filled yet.

http://pastebin.com/4VAN7gY3

>> No.32203278

Roll call time!
Who's here and what's getting worked on?

>> No.32203305

>>32203278
New guy reporting in

>> No.32203322

>>32203305
Whereabouts in LA are you? I'm a north shore guy.

>> No.32203332

>>32203322
Actually I'm in england, but I like rhymes

>> No.32203344

>>32203278
3dFag. Trying to stay awake, mostly.

Next up on my list is either Banshee bondage, catgirl bioroid, or standard robutt. Not sure which to finish first.

>> No.32203359

>>32203305
>Name
Whaaaat

>>32203278
Temptation Part Two. Trying desperately to make a believable scene involving spanking

>> No.32203382

>>32203359
I think he name might be a joke

>> No.32203406

>>32203278
Thinking about what's next to cum in "A Hard Lesson".

>> No.32203433

>>32203246
So is anyone going to do that Dreadnought X Female Wraithlord smut I've been requesting?

>> No.32203447

>>32203433
How would that even work? Clang clang clang?

>> No.32203490

>>32203433

That's probably going to be a priority request soon. Just have faith, clanganon. Cuddleanon had his prompt fulfilled, but it took time.

>> No.32203515

>>32203278
Well I was working on "Come see me after class" tonight but my second week of work starts tomorrow so I really won't get anymore written until Friday at best.

At least I have an inkling of how to progress with the thing so I got past my initial frustration. Of course now I wish I had the time at hand to write it all down but I need a measure of sleep so I just have to store in my head and hope I'll remember it when I get the chance to sit down and type with a non-fatigued head.

>> No.32203629

>>32203246
Guy do is drawing that green tentacle abomination here

>> No.32203642

>>32203490
I can boost that up right now. Sorry I'm late again.

>>32203332
I think you might need a shorter name. Can we just call you TAOTBOHIL for short?

>> No.32203652

>>32203433
What chapters make use of librarian dreadnoughts? And someone pitch me a semi-plausible locale for a dreadnought and wraithlord to run into one another. I may have an idea but no promises.

>> No.32203688

>>32203515
Were you the one who asked for draenei? draenai? In school girls cuz I drew a few last thread but never figured out who wanted them

>> No.32203707

>>32203688
Yeah I saw them, they were pretty okay.

>> No.32203744

>>32203652
Blood Angels and I would like to think Blood Ravens do.

On a battlefield is the obvious answer, but Maybe Gabriel and Macha have a reunion ?

But for serious, besides a battlefield perhaps during one of those uneasy alliances between the Imperials and the Eldar when they fight chaos/necrons? Maybe one force is visiting the other's battle barge/craftworld and have brought their walkers as an escort?

>> No.32203783

>>32203744
speaking of which, why hasn't anyone ever done Gabe and Macha? I demand Gabe and Macha, damn it!

>> No.32203799

>>32203744
>Blood Ravens
Oh god, cheesy dialogue is already coming to me. Excellent.

>Maybe one force is visiting the other's battle barge/craftworld and have brought their walkers as an escort?
Not quite what I was thinking but that would certainly require less setting up and PLOT. That helps a lot. Thankee sai.

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>>32203652
Blood Angels and their successors are the only ones who use Librarian Dreadnoughts, although the only Dread still capable of having sex was from the Angry Marines.

>>32203744
No, Blood Ravens don't use Librarian Dreadnoughts, and last we checked both Gabe and Macha are alive and well. The other suggestions are fine, though.

>>32203783
Partly because that pairing has been stained by the motorcycling midget's implications of it. Seriously, C.S. Goto implied it with all the subtlety and grace of an Ork kicking you in the nuts.

>> No.32203826

>>32203817
>No, Blood Ravens don't use Librarian Dreadnoughts
Fuck. Really?

>> No.32203834

>>32203652
Make it be during the Great Crusade.
Emperor's Children Contemptor Dread is stalking across a verdant countryside when he spies the Wraithlord slipping into the trees. He gives chase, ready for battle. When he finally catches up, the wraithlord is standing by a beautiful waterfall with the sun just right and the birds chirping and all that shit.
He can't do it. He can't pull the trigger.

The wraithlord turns, sensing his presence, and, after wavering between wanting to fight or not, beckons him closer with a delicate finger. They watch the sun set and begin to talk (you know only the wraithlord needs to be psychic, right?).

Then things go from there.

The other marines don't show up because... they're off making daisy chains with the primarch, I dunno. Perhaps the dread is on a scouting mission.

>> No.32203847

>>32203817
Didnt Macha have orgasm visions of Gabriel in one of the Dawn of War books? And NEEDED to find him because eldar amiright?

>> No.32203848

>>32203826

Blood Ravens just have an abundance of Libbys. It's rare enough for someone to become a Librarian, and it's even more rare for someone to become a dreadnought, so the odds of someone being both are incredibly low.

>> No.32203894

>>32203834
Hmmmmmmmmm. Where did I read that before? It's almost as though some /tg/ Marine x Eldar fic used almost the same premis already, many threads back.

>>32203848
It would actually make sense in their case then. They can't have less Librarians than the Blood Angels; having a surplus of librarians just means that an opportunity to shove one into a dread happens more frequently.

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>>32203826
Only the confirmed successors of the Blood Angels use them.

>>32203834
>they're off making daisy chains with the primarch, I dunno

Even before Slaanesh got him, he was rather...festive, to say the least.

>>32203847
I think so. Like I said, romance is not one of C.S. Goto's strong suits.

>> No.32203922

>>32203894
This one, which incidentally never got finished and implied the Marine was impotent (in which case why use a Marine for it if he can't even get it up).

http://pastebin.com/TLXdTkMT

>> No.32203929

>>32203826
Well. At the moment, the only Chapters that can use Librarian Dreadnoughts are Blood Angels and their successors, but that may well be a gameplay abstraction rather than a hard-and-fast rule of the fluff. It doesn't seem unreasonable that a highly-psychic chapter like the Blood Ravens would also have a few.

>> No.32203934

>>32203894
Is there a story like that? I must do research.

>> No.32203944

>>32203934
>>32203922

>> No.32203960

Grey Knights have psyker dreads. Does that count?

Maybe he's on loan to an Inquisitor who is having some dealings with the eldar.

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>>32203960
flockmod.com/tgwst

>> No.32204033

>>32204011
http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/23641

Centaur grill

Maybe want to censor those lamianips dude

>> No.32204041

>>32204011
>dat top right gal
>that hair
>that everything

>> No.32204074

>>32204011
we still working on it. some more has been added

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>>32203447
you say that as if its a bad thing

>> No.32204169

Remember Friday when I found that pastebin full of nearly 50 stories?
I actually found the author.

I haven't gotten a reply yet, but he may be willing to let us add some of his stuff to our list.
If that happens, I'll do the 1d4chan stuff.

Turns out they're scripts for "sexy female audio" threads on /soc/.

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>>32204011

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>>32204011

>> No.32204250

>>32204169
What's the chances of that? Well, I gotta say it's the first useful thing the /soc/ialites have done.

>> No.32204283

>>32204250
The chances are increased significantly when you patrol /b/ for 12 hours straight, looking for hints and asking for help.

>> No.32204326

>>32204283
And I thought my work here was difficult. How did you survive with your sanity intact?

>> No.32204347

>>32204326
The hard part wasn't maintaining my sanity, the hard part was maintaining my sanity.

>> No.32204443

I've just read Slaneesh was the god of perfectionism.

>SoB Canoness who trains in swordmanship 12 hours/day falling to Slaneesh ftw

>> No.32204463

Speaking of the /soc/ sexy female audio threads...

Deathleaper'sFangirl, would you mind if I posted your teifling story over there? I'd love to hear it in audiobook form.

>> No.32204497

>>32204443
It could happen but perhaps not to a Canoness. Imagine someone obsessing over perfect swordsmanship, slaving over it, every waking moment being spent in the pursuit of ever greater bounds of skill. It wouldn't be too far-fetched at that point for them to consider every means possible.

>> No.32204501

>>32204463
What us this?

>> No.32204551

>>32204497
Lucius The Eternal

>> No.32204571

>>32204501
I'm not sure what you're asking, here.

>> No.32204597

>>32204551
Shows what I know.

>> No.32204644

>>32204571
What "is" this? Sorry.
Like I don't know what you're talking about

>> No.32204647

>>32204463
If you can find someone who's willing to read it, go ahead. But I know people IRL who also browse /tg/, so I'm afraid I can't do it myself. And Irieella wouldn't have a Scottish accent anyway.

>> No.32204660

>>32204497
Well, I don't know. Slaneesh is the god of excess, so anyone doing too much something is already in his (rather sexy) nets.

Imagine a Canoness training so much that winning battles become a simple side effect in her quest to be the greatest servant of the Emperor. And eventually, forgetting her faith, to simply be the greatest.

>> No.32204728

>>32204647
Okay then.

>>32204644
Apparently /soc/ has threads where people will post "scripts" and other people will voice them. I just found it looking for something else. Imma give it a shot, now that I have DLFG's okay.

I think it'll be a good fit. It's for the female thread and the story is told in first person.

>> No.32204783

Alright. took that anon's advice and touched up some of the lines of the tree, as well as other places. I'm always looking to improve so any sort of critique is appreciated. This is the elfette tied to a tree pic - with "sap" added
http://i.imgur.com/XwjPj9n.jpg

>> No.32204808

>>32204783
Wow, that looks great! I really like her expression!

>> No.32204878

>>32203447
Some Mechanius Enginseers install a mechanical penis on a Dreadnought in the name of SCIENCE! While the Wraithlord has the ability to shape its wraithbone into a vagina.

>> No.32204881

>>32204728
Alternatively if you could get a group of people you'd be able to do radio-play type stuff of pretty much any story.

>> No.32204933

>>32204881
I was thinking that too.
In the future I may try to get something like that together.

A /tg/ audiorotic piece. My heart swoons at the thought.

>> No.32205185 [DELETED] 

>>32204881
Reminds me of this:
http://www.tumblr.com/dashboard

>> No.32205205

>>32204933
It's not easy to find people for that though. Because it's hard to find good voices and harder to find people who are willing to act for audioporn.

In reverse, I'd encourage anyone who roleplays in bed to write out as much of the good dialog as they remember immediately after so they can use it later when writing.

>>32205185
Wrong thing brah

>> No.32205216

>>32204728
>Blending the voice threads from /soc/ into here.

Damn it I just went there two days ago, we can cross streams.

>> No.32205225

>>32204933
Reminds me of THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vle64_qu2vQ

>>32205205
Shhhh... you saw nothing.

>> No.32205668

>>32204933
Wow, so many possibilities.
Have some of the actors record sexy noises to play while narrating the smut scenes?

Finally get to hear cultist's beautiful voice?

>> No.32205687

>>32203278
Just got home from work. Drinking beer, eating burgers, writing smut.

Think I'll try to finish the kobold story today, since that's what people were voting on last night.

>> No.32205698

>>32205668
be careful what you wish for

>> No.32205762

>>32205687
>Drinking beer, eating burgers, writing smut.

Living the dream, man.

>> No.32205906

>>32205762
I guess.

Last weekend monster got so drunk writing smut that he passed out under his desk and then woke me up at 7 puking in the trash

>> No.32205966

>>32205906
I remember his drunken rambling here- good times!

>> No.32205994

Archive Anon, should I add each of HomerSOC's scripts to the 1d4chan page, or just a link to his list of links paste?

>> No.32206033

>>32205994
Not AA, but since they aren't all /tg/ related I think you should just link to his pastebin account.

>> No.32206038

>>32205994
Im not AA, but heres my 2 cents.He has something like 50 pastes, right? Not all of them are /tg/, so just link his list page

>> No.32206080

>>32205906
Honestly I'm not trying to get anywhere near that drunk, because when I get drunk I completely lose my focus and end up jerking it to something weird and then passing the fuck out.

Just want to write. Which is why I'm procrastinating on it right now.

>> No.32206092

>>32205906

Well, that's just overdoing it. Tell him a stranger on the internet said not to drink so much.

>> No.32206118

>>32206080
>>32206092
I don't drink often, but when I do it's usually to excess.

>> No.32206123

>>32206033
Hmm. I'm going to link to his link page, but also the most /tg/-esque entries he has, too. Good compromise, methinks.

>> No.32206134

>>32206123
I agree, that sounds good.

>> No.32206138

>>32206092
Tell him another stranger on the internet said beer's no better than piss. He should drink something expensive if he must be a drunk.

Gotta be classy.

>> No.32206157

>>32206092
Will do.

>>32206138
It was cider and rum

>> No.32206165

>>32206138
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're one of those people who think "beer" means Budweiser or Corona, rather than a fine craft brew. You know, a real beer, something with some punch and real flavor.

>> No.32206228

>>32206134
I think so too. Makes things much easier on me.

Hopefully I'll be a bit more on top of things next week-RL is going out of its way to interfere with my work here.

>> No.32206245

http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/23686
Blueberry Butt and Minotaur Handlebars

>> No.32206256

>>32206138
My drink of choice is a dirty martini. It's one of the few drinks I know how to handle and doesn't make me feel sick like rum and cider apparently does.

>> No.32206260

>>32206165
>You don't know what the fuck you're talking about

Oh shit, someone who understands me. Time to run

>> No.32206270

>>32206228
Fortunately, his link paste has all his stories linked, including brief teaser descriptions and tags. When I'm done linking this stuff, can someone look it over to make sure I did it right?
I've never edited a wiki before.

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>>32206165
Good beer isn't for getting drunk on.
That's what Oettinger is for.
American piss isn't fit for drinking by humans (this catergory strictly refers to the likes of Pabst or the disgrace that dares calling itself Budweiser).

>> No.32206424

>>32206348
America has some of the best craft brews in the world, motherfucker. Them's fightin' words.

Budweiser and Pabst and such do not count as beer. Pabst is okay if you want to get drunk but aren't in a "premium" grocery store brand vodka mood.

>> No.32206517

>>32206348
>>32206424
smut of rival dwarven and ??? brewers?

>> No.32206525

>>32204443
Yep, people don't realize that a Slaaneshi lifestyle can lead to developing severe OCD...

>>32204497
>It could happen but perhaps not to a Canoness.
It could happen to a Canoness, Miriael Sabathiel (THE BITCH) was once a Sister Superior after all.

>>32204660
Yeah, the only problem with this is that being the best Swordswoman probably means she'd focus exclusively on non-sexy dueling...

>>32206118
Thus you fall into the thrall of Slaanesh!!!

>> No.32206604

>>32206517
Humans: Best wine.
Dwarves: Best beer.
Elves: Best liquers and cordials.
Orcs: Big bucket of everclear.

>> No.32206668

Okay then, added Homer's stuff to the 1d4chan Master List.

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>>32206604
dont know why lost it at the Everclear

>> No.32206761

>>32206604

Everclear is insane. I did a shot of that once and I was done for the night. Depending on your orcs though, they'd probably not have the patience or technical acumen for very "clean" distilled spirits. I'd have put orcs down for something like regular ales which are the easiest to brew. Humans might be more known for their lagers, which are extremely hard to make, and pretty much intended as a source of clean water.

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>>32206424
>America has some of the best craft brews in the world, motherfucker.

>> No.32207002

>>32206424
What good is beer that's neither commonly available nor affordable?
What a society of self-righteous snobs and uneducated peasants could ever accept such beer inequality?!
What good is beer if it's not in the hands of the people, where it belongs?
It is clear that this administration must take immediate action to pass an Affordable Beer Act.
I say good beer not for the few but for everyone!
It cannot be that a hard-working man does not have a right to the Augustiner in his fridge!
No longer shall any man, woman or child be forced to do with less than adequate beer because they are denied the brew of the 1%!
Affordable beer now!

>>32206961
Was hamma nich jelacht!

>> No.32207005

>>32204347
>If I listened to the voices in my head, I would be crazy!

>> No.32207065

>>32206961
Germany: Let's brew the same thing over and over again for thousands of years!

Belgium: Let's do what Germany does, only DO IT BETTER!

America: Let's MAKE NEW SHIT and see what's good! Let's do with beer what people do with wine! Let's actually fucking experiment and try new things and make Germany look like a bunch of unimaginative faggots!

And indeed they all did those things.

>> No.32207082

>>32206668
The first link should be fine- the rest is linked there anyway.

>> No.32207096

>>32207005
I'm insane, the voices in my head cannot hold me in check forever

>> No.32207166

I took the suggestions from the previous thread and cleaned up my first chapter, I feel like its a significant improvement. Warning! If hot tough guy on tough guy action makes you wildly uncomfortable, its suggested you find something else to read. But still remember to tell your friends. Spread the word, faggots.
http://pastebin.com/qpnZ7ZyE

Also I know I said I would have the tomboy chapter up next, but I wasn't making any progress on it and I had a rough draft of Chapter 1.5 available in the link below, if you want to read it. It still needs a little extra polish though.
http://pastebin.com/xVzDqw11

>> No.32207208

Will just do one repost of the Cultist-chan story as I think the thread was in a quiet period the first time I posted it

http://pastebin.com/aTsiLKpz

After this it can slide into obscurity.

>> No.32207262

>>32206525
>Miriael Sabathiel

I'm surprised no one's done a fic on her yet.

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>>32207208
>http://pastebin.com/aTsiLKpz
What's the story behind this character?

>> No.32207405

>>32207262
Unfortunately, it's specifically mentioned that her body is sealed into her armor as one of Slaanesh's "gifts", which would pose a serious logistical problem.

>>32207305
The joke is that she's so single-mindedly devoted to Chaos that she doesn't see herself as an individual any longer- just one more Chaos cultist, hence the name "Cultist-Chan" and her insistence on referring to herself as "we" rather than "I". If she ever had a real name, it's been long forgotten.

>> No.32207466

>>32207405
She clearly has her mouth freely available, and shes got quite the tongue.

Hell, a story about he finding pleasures of the flesh despite being sealed inside that armor could be just as sexy.
Or if the inside of her armor is lined with dicks or whateves

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>>32207466
Armor lined with dicks inside instead of leather or fur

>> No.32207537

>>32207405
>>32207466
well, that's not to say Slaanesh couldn't change the rules about his/her 'gift', right?

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>>32207305

>has not heard of Cultist-chan

u wot m8

>> No.32207706

>>32207166
dat internal musing and the confrontation at the beginning of 1.5 is delicious

including mechs and detailing the task force, fuck you are awesome

the smut was short but sweet. Had a good clandestine quickie feel. The post sex looking for tossed around clothes was a nice touch

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>>32207616
I've heard of her, I just don't have the foggiest what she's supposed to be.

Pic related, its mfw.

>> No.32207787

>>32207405
You occasionally see threads on /d/ related to 'living armour'. There's certainly the potential for something like that - the exterior of her Power Armour is as normal, but the interior is hot, wet, fleshy, and capable of pushing itself into all kinds of orifices...

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>>32207753

She likes corn.

>> No.32207877

>>32207753
Shes a female parody of the Cultist unit from Warhammer: Dawn of War.
They have annoying voices with impossiable lisps, and eventually she was made to be a girly version of them.

>> No.32207912

>>32207065
>Germany
>Same thing since forever
Much as I'd like to look back on such tradition, beers come and go with the fashion.
There certainly are breweries that have sold beer for centuries, but even the most basic quality and consistency policies don't reach all that far back.
America was already discovered before mixing all kinds of shit into your beer was outlawed.
Don't think that just because Pils has been the dominant variation for a while that it was a very old product or that all products in this category were essentially the same. On the contrary, it is a very young development (due to the necessity of artificial cooling), by far outdated by, for example, Berlin-style wheat beer.
I will not deny the Belgians to have a mean brew, but experimenting with beer and mixing it with stuff are two very different things.
And don't say Germans won't get creative in that regard, too.
Berliner Weisse come with fruit syrup, Wheat beers are commonly mixed with banana or cherry juice and then there's a ton of mixes with softdrinks, most of which can be purchased premixed. Hell, I've even seen beer mixed with another beer.

>> No.32207954

>>32207851
Ah, so she's a soddin' nutter. I guess people find that hot...?

>> No.32208062

>>32207082
Not really. No one will ever find his stuff if they ctrl+f search unless the stories are in the list.
I only linked to stuff that is at least somewhat /tg/ related. I think it's a good compromise.
Besides, what's done is done.

>> No.32208118

>>32207753
From 1d4chan:

Back when a particular drawfag (Mr. Culexus) was first taking requests, one anon, under the impression that he only did Warhammer 40k artwork attempted to trick him into drawing Vampire: The Masquerade artwork by requesting a “cute female cultist feeding waffles to a 3 headed chaos spawn”. The anon figured this would be close enough to the image he had in mind of a female tzimisce feeding waffles to a vozdt. The Vampire loving anon was satisfied and a handful more found themselves enamored with the purple haired, jaggedy-toothed gobshite, in spite of (or perhaps because of) her hideous speech impediment which mimicked the worthless cultist units from Dawn of War, an idea stolen from “Da Real World 40k”.

According to Mr. Culexus: "After the first one which was just the request, I did another scribble of a 40k slumber party. And one anon asked why the "cute cultist" wasn't at it. SO I drew the one with her at the telephone by way of explanation. This seemed to get her the sympathy vote, demand went up and soon Liebowitz was writing HS40K. He at one stage, refused to write the next chapter until I made art to go with it, and then a cycle began."

This has been a /wst/ history lesson. We now return to your regularly scheduled porn.

>> No.32208192
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>>32207954

She's not a nutter, she's just devoted to her cause.

>> No.32208198

>>32207912
It's a gross oversimplification, sure, but what I mean is that Germans aren't exactly cranking out black IPAs and the like. US brewers go in exciting new directions, while European brewers tend to focus on perfecting and maintaining what's already familiar.

>> No.32208414

>>32207706
The original story was written for /k/ and the mechs were the starring characters. Basically took the Giant Death Robot from Civ 5 and slapped on flamethrowers and plot armor. And I delved a lot further into the meta than just describing Naval battle groups, I created economies, I created planet histories, family histories, detailed essays on the various human and nonhuman cultures. I spent fifteen minutes doing math to figure out how much food, fuel, replacement parts, and other logisticalities would cost per month to keep this one group of warships in service. It was to be my master piece. Then I got distracted by vidya and the writing lost its charm.

>> No.32208599
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32208599

Question on style.
Im writing The Temptation right now. With the exception of Amdusias' summoning, everything has been from Christina's point of view, and I havent really explored Amdusias' character when he isnt tormenting Christina.

Would it work to have a breif section focusing on him without Christina?

>> No.32208610
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>>32208118
>Dawn of War is 10 years old
>Notice lots of my DoW pictures are demotivationals
>Remembering demotivationals

Stop it, time. This isn't cool.

>> No.32208673

>>32208610
Time flies when you're wasting your life writing smut. I got my ten year high school reunion invitation in the mail last week. No thank you, I prefer to drink alone at home.

>> No.32208675

>>32208599

I'm not sure what your concern is. There's no reason why you can't focus on him briefly just to explore him a little more unless you're afraid it'll rob him of some of his mystique.

>> No.32208676

>>32208610
And in less than a couple of weeks, DOW's online servers will be dead with Gamespy.

>> No.32208745

If you could have any of the stories you've written illustrated by any porn artist, who would you have do it?

I'd fucking love if Legoman illustrated by Vampire story. He draws ass and tits perfect.

>> No.32208773
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>>32208745
An artist surprised me with this picture over a year ago when I wrote my first thri-kreen story. Does that count?

Also Meandraco because he'd be all over the weird anatomy I love.

>> No.32208794

>>32208745
If I could have anything I'd want my favorite stories animated Renaissance Disney style.

>> No.32208810

>>32208745
Willis. Even though he doesn't do sex porn, I'd love to get a Willis McKillis original.

>> No.32208825

>>32208745

Tosh doing Oil and Promethium would make me a happy camper.

>> No.32208838
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32208838

>>32208675
I geuss Im concerned it will break the flow of the story. Ultimately, The Temptation is about Christina and how having an Incubus sugar daddy changes her and her life. Im afraid that looking at it from the other side of things will take away from that.

>> No.32208847

>>32207262
>the best craft brews in the world, motherfucker.
>>32207405
>>32207466
>>32207537
That... AND she's kind of a bitch...

>>32207005
Well honestly I probably WOULD be less crazy if I listened to the Voices in my head...

>>32207305
Anon wanted ColossalFaggot to draw his Waifu's Vampire: The Masquerade Character but didn't think he did anything other than 40k, so thought a Cultist feeding Waffles to a Three-headed Chaos Spawn would be close enough...
>>32208118
An Adorable Rule 63 Cultist was created, and the rest is history.

>>32207787
Indeed...

>>32208610
I know right, QUIT GOING SO DAMNED FAST!!!

>> No.32208856

>>32208745
Does Lewdanon count?

>> No.32208937

>>32208838

Then don't. I may not be Nasty P. or am I but if the core of the story is about Christina's perspective, then don't be so concerned about developing the other guy beyond what he already is. Of course, you could just write the section to see how well it fits, if at all, into the rest of the story.

>> No.32209160

>>32208745
Shinez, without a doubt.

>> No.32209326

>>32208414
those details sound awesome

any chance of them appearing in appendices or sidenotes when the story proper is done

sorry just love all those little details when it comes to fictional settings

>> No.32209573

>>32209326
I've never finished a story in my life, sadly. If you like that stuff though I'll combine the powers /k/ /int/ and /biz/ and throw up some of the stuff I've currently got. Get ready for ten pages detailing military command and ranking structure combined with pay grade, bonuses (marriage, medals, etc.) It might have to be in next week's thread though since sunday is almost over.

>> No.32209767

>>32209573
Go nuts. No such thing as too much detail for us.

>> No.32209823

>>32203433
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING.

In the Far Future There is Only Clanging
(DreadnoughtxWraithlord, Vanilla(?), Mindfuckery)
http://pastebin.com/DSYgrjDe

>> No.32209866
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>>32209823
Wow, that was fast. Also, you forgot your pic.

>> No.32210090

>>32209823
>Neither of them noticed the promenade hatch had opened during the romp.


>Elsewhere, in the pod bays, a handful of Eldar and space marines refused to look at one another. Their gazes remained upon the floor or ceiling.

>implying that they didn't have the popcorn and video camera ready

>> No.32210124

>>32210090
One of life's many mysteries.

>> No.32210146

How is everybody?

How is the lewdness? I do miss writing stuff for you guys.... Just not up for it. However, I've started half a dozen stories, then stopped.

Is Lewd Anons imgur page constantly updated? I was wondering if he/she did anything for the Yriel x Iyanna....

Also, has any new drawfriends turned up? I've seen some new stuff every so often, but forgot to save them, usually do it when I'm out of it.... Hope it's being 'saved' for prosperity, of course.

>> No.32210217

>>32210146
Pretty good.
We've had something like 9 stories added this weekend alone, so pretty good on that front, too.
I'm not sure.
Several. Cuteanon, Keys, Mask (to an extent), Trude, and several others.

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>>32209573
sweet

>> No.32210261

>>32210146
Business has been booming here- I think now that summer is coming around, more if us have time to get work done on the smut.

>> No.32210360

>>32210217
Wow. That's a nice amount of drawfriends. Is there a imgur section for them or anything? I'd like to see their work.

>>32210261
Awesome. Funny how it all started out in wake of Nazi mod. If only we all had super amazing writing, drawing and computer skills, combined together and create an animation. I know Lewd was doing some animated, but a sort of, 25 min thing.

I wonder if anybody has asked Zone if he's a fan of 40k... could put loads of stuff in there.

>> No.32210419

>>32210360
I'd share my pictures with you but it looks like anonmgur is all gone and my pictures with it. I've got them on my computer but don't really want to put them on imgur and I mostly just illustrate my own stories anyway.

>> No.32210509

>>32210360
25min animation?
Even low quality animation requires at least 3 frames per second.
A 25min animation would require 4500 frames.

>> No.32210648

>>32210217
And quite a few have come and gone; drawtwink, pizzajuice, foxxxly etc

>> No.32210723

>>32210648
Foxxly and Beginner are probably off on their honeymoon now. They'll be back eventually.

>> No.32210804

>>32210360
Keys has his own imgur, as does trude. Cuteanon has made all his pics on Flockmod, so you'd need to trudge through it's archive to find his pics

>> No.32211032

>>32210723
They're never coming back. It's been months. No honeymoon takes that long. It doesn't even take that long to go on a honeymoon then promptly move into a house. They're gone and we need to face these facts.

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>>32210419
Darn. That's a shame. Oh well, dunno how else you can share them with people...

>>32210509
If there were several dozen of us, we could do it!

>>32210648
>>32210723
Sounds good. Look forward to them coming back.

>>32210804
Darn, if anybody has the links to them, I'd like to quickly browse them.

I'll get back to writing, some day... Or maybe drawing, who knows! It's just very hard to start when you've not drawn for 10+ years and even then it was shit. Pic related. Couldn't do eyes.... Oh well, maybe one day I'll unpack my tablet and do it.

Oh write again.

Anyway, glad to know that Smut/Lewd Weekend is not dead and is actually growing. Who'd thunk?

>> No.32211127

>>32211039
http://sergeantkeys.imgur.com/

http://trudetude.imgur.com/

Heres a few of his Cuteanon's pics
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Cuteanon.27s_art

And heres a few more

http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/23684

http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/23673

http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/23641

http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/list/user_id=12671/1

>> No.32211134

Alright guys, I'm curious.

If you were in a world that was a fantasy / sci-fi kitchen sink of sorts, what would be the strangest race you'd date if he/she was enough of a qt

Heck, how many of you would intentionally try to find a partner of a strange race just to show off?

Oh I wish you could have had the Rachni with you more... a cute little queen that thanks you for saving her life.

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>>32211039
Well there's always the self-censored versions to go here. I'm more of a doodler than an artist.
You should write more stuff and be here more often.

>> No.32211142

>>32211127
My nigga. Cheers brosicle.

>> No.32211173

>>32211134
Honestly? As lame as it sounds, I wouldnt seek out a woman based on her species, just as long as we were compatible and got along alright.

But snake/spidergirls are as weird as Id go

>> No.32211183

>>32211134

Hell, I'd go full-on Captain Kirk. (Well, okay, I'd TRY to. There's no way I could be that suave and sexy without a matrix-style chip-to-brain dump.)

>> No.32211185

>>32211139
I've done a dozen or so, but stopped coming due to my pretty poor health. I come on, get ideas, promise I'd do it, then not be able to.

So, I just like to drop in and see how it's going as this thing started around the time I was uniting writefriends and drawfriends into doing another website free of mod tyranny, but the mod got #rekt by moot, so most of us came back. Like Just Another Writefag (who is under another name) and a few others.

I am semi-working on a non-lewd project, but it'll be awhile yet....

>> No.32211186

>>32211134
Goblin.
Or Frankenstein-esque patchwork girl. Bit of brown girl, some elf, beautiful baby blue eye, a shock of fiery red hair, lots of delicate stitches...

What were we talking about again?

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>>32211134
I probably wouldn't go any less human than Zabrak.

>> No.32211255

Wow, somebody did a Haru-Chan fic. I'm impressed. I did, but deleted it.

>> No.32211278

>>32211255
I'd suggest checking out Francisco de Stiges and 3dFag. They're probably my two favorites amongst the newest of the new crowd.

Oh, and have you heard of the Littlest Nymph idea?

>> No.32211296 [DELETED] 

>>32211244
Filthy casual.

>>32211134
There's not a race I wouldn't fuck provided that their personality was compatible with mine.

And I would have played Mass Effect if the Rachni Queen was a romantic option, but she wasn't and so fuck it.

>> No.32211297

>>32211134
Honestly if it has some method of speaking English then I could probably cuddle with it and form a bond. My only limits would be crab-like or shrimp-like legs or worm morphologies. Everything else I'd try to keep an open mind with.

>> No.32211306

>>32211186
You muh nigga.

Also halflings and spider-ladies.

>> No.32211329
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>>32211296
Tycho Brahe get out

Leave behind your adventure modules

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>>32211244
Filthy casual.

>>32211134
There's not a race I wouldn't fuck provided that their personality was compatible with mine.

And I would have played Mass Effect if the Rachni Queen was a romantic option, but she wasn't and so fuck it.

>>32211329
Was only deleted from so I could add a picture.

>> No.32211384
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32211384

BEHOLD!
A voice actress known as Blush has graciously voiced DeathleaperFangirl's "Business and Pleasure."
http://chirb.it/HbcANJ
And Blush sends you her regards, Fangirl. "This story is awesome!" "Badass tale; this sort of thing is right up my alley."

25 and a half minutes long and sexy as fuck.
Original fic:
Business and Pleasure (HumanxTiefling, prostitution, oral, titfuck, vaginal, handlebars): http://pastebin.com/RTNxkHdz

Blush's recording:
http://chirb.it/HbcANJ

>> No.32211422
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>>32211278
Speak of the devil...eeeee! They like me! They really like me!

I've updated The Tempation: Part Two with maybe five pages of stuff, likely all I have left in me this weekend. I might have more by next weekend, but Im going away on Saturday morning so it might show up at an odd time.

http://pastebin.com/iqGKiARx
[IncubusxHuman, oral (male), oral (female) vaginal, WIP]

In which stuff gets weirder.

>> No.32211443

small update to the elfette captured by tree picture. lowered her chest a bit and erased some unnecessary bark lines.
http://i.imgur.com/tCzGjrE.jpg
This will probably be all from me this weekend. I look forward to next weekend (or if smut threads start emerging during more days of the week, which would be nice)

>> No.32211502

>>32211384

My god there's ca/tg/irls in this thread other than DLFG and mask?

>> No.32211533

>>32211502
Negative. Probably. That audio was provided by someone from /soc/, I think?

>> No.32211534

>>32211384
So begins the New Generation of Smut.
A Smut arms race, if you will.
Yes I know The Guardswoman was voiced. No that doesn't count.

>> No.32211547
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>>32211384
>http://chirb.it/HbcANJ

My god, that voice.

>> No.32211632

>>32211533
>>32211502
Yeah, /soc/ has these great "Female Sexy Audio" threads (and male ones, too). On Friday I found a random paste when reading one of our stories that was also smut. It took two days to track the author down, but I eventually found his home thread.
While asking his permission to add his stories to the master list (many of them were fantasy/sci-fi, and one was actually LOTR), I asked if anyone would be willing to voice DLFG's fic (w/ her permission, of course).
Turns out we got both.

I'm trying to think of a nice way to thank Blush for her hard work (it takes talent to stay in character and edit that stuff).

>> No.32211637
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>>32211134
nah, when i get with someone/something(?) its cause i like em as person

sapient robot, a plant would be cool but again sapient, I guess basically anything as long as its able to communicate whether or not something feels good. Imma pleaser

>> No.32211673

>>32211637
So... Harkness Test

>> No.32211695

>>32211384
......she sounds like one of the narrators from Snap Judgement or the Moth....which is quite titillating

>> No.32211720

>>32207065
how is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe?

it's fucking close to water

>> No.32211784

>>32211673
apparently yes, i never knew there was an actual term

>> No.32211795

>>32211127
C-Cios has one too...j-just saying. I know I dont post here a lot. I like seeing what you guys are doing though. I'm just working on other art stuff that its hard to get back to smut. I'm just a bit timid when it comes to this stuff I guess.

http://cios.imgur.com/

>> No.32211844

>>32211795
Sorry I forgot you dude, honest mistake

>> No.32211846

>>32211795
How in Smut's name did I forget about your art?
That stuff is amazing.

>dat drow
>dem undressing pics

>> No.32211932

>>32211795
>http://cios.imgur.com/
you shouldnt be, your facial expressions are great

not a professional art critic or anybody talented, just like your faces

>> No.32212053

>>32209823
O god this is awesome in every way. Its funny, touching, sex, the whole shebang.
Now if only a drawfag could illustrate this, maybe with a little thought bubble of how the two machines think they look

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>>32211384

This is phenomenal. And I don't just mean the writing. Your voice is amazingly sultry, and you know exactly how to use it to full effect. You sound 100% like a professional in the industry. It's just great.

>> No.32212125
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>>32211134
A Kobold, a dragon, or an Aurumvorax If she was a monster girl (if a monster girl seal is hot an Aurumvorax must be too)

Also at this time rule 34 has failed me, no Aurumvorax lady porn exists in the known universe

>> No.32212128

>>32212106
>Anon in charge of reading the post.

>> No.32212151
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>>32212128

Fuck.

>> No.32212197

>>32209823
Holy shit amazing what in the actual fuck

my boner cannot stop laughing

my sides are hard

i am in orbit

>> No.32212553

>>32212197
and apparently your words are getting scrambled

>> No.32212620

>>32212553

That's the joke.jpg

>> No.32212643

>>32211384
Goddayum. Now that's a thing I wouldn't mind listening to but can't right now.

>>32208745
Hm, I'd have to go with different artist for different stories. For the XCOM stuff I'd have to go with Legoman or possibly Zet13.
For the Warcraft stuff I'd obviously have to go with DrGraevling. Failing that possibly Maplemoon or Nyuunzi.

>> No.32212671

>>32208745
Muju for all of them.

It probably wouldn't even be porn. I'd just use them for character art or something.

>> No.32212731

>>32208745
>>32208825

No, wait, I'm stupid, Real XXIII for Oil and Promethium.

>> No.32212744
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>>32212671
Well, he did give us this.

>> No.32212769

>>32212744
That and the "Like what you see, Mon'keigh?" pic. They may have done some others also. It's all great.

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>>32212769
Well you obviously forget this one.

>> No.32212948

>>32212904
There's been a few.

But yes.

>> No.32213004

So I finally got around to reading The Purchase.
I'm sad now.
But its a good story so far, if a bit depressing that what I expected to be a cute (you even say cute you monster) friendly relationship turned so sour.
If you're reading this Tepes777, I hope this story ends well. My fragile emotional state demands it.

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>>32212769
>"Like what you see, Mon'keigh?"

Who doesn't? She is all but openly stated to be the single sexiest being in 40k (canonically, at least). A shame about her...inclinations towards killing her lovers in the height of their ecstasy, according to the Valedor book.

> Her (Lelith's) Venom was piloted by her current favourite, Khulo Khale. He turned in his seat to look up at her, his pale face artfully marked from their last encounter.
> ‘Mistress!’ Khulo Khale had a deep voice, sensual. She liked that about him, and he had not yet bored or offended her. It was only a matter of time until he did. She smiled at the thought of that day, a pleasant thrill shivering her belly. She had the habit of deciding how to dispose of her lovers the moment they came into her arms; it made their couplings all the more erotic. The best had much time and attention lavished on their love-deaths. Each one, she was sure, came to her certain that they would be the one to survive her attentions, that somehow they would tame her. They were resurrected as wiser beings, if she allowed them to live again.

>> No.32213213
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>>32210146
We out /d/ed /d/ while you were away.

>> No.32213319

>>32206961
There are actually some astoundingly good beers from the US. They're comparatively expensive due to Busch and Bud dominating the market, but they're available.

And of course, while it has it's flaws, Sam Adams is a good starting point for developing a taste for good beer.

>> No.32213435

>>32213213
Oh my.

Well, isn't that.... specific.

Well, hopefully I shall be back soon....!

>>32211795
Very niace.

>> No.32213577

You ever write and write and then look back over it and realize you didn't make nearly any headway? Well this is what I have after nearly 3 hours of writing on and off. It at least establishes some baseline to introduce the characters, so not smutty yet, but leading into it. http://pastebin.com/s35QCK6S

Also: One point for every fetish of mine you can discoved between this and my other two works.

>> No.32213669

>>32213577
Femdom?

>> No.32213707

>>32213669
I feel that was a bit on the nose but yes.

>> No.32213759

>>32213707
Thoughts on this?>>32213004
You really tugged at my heartstrings fucker

>> No.32213785

>>32213213
having drawn for /d/ for a few months I can say out /d/ing /d/ is not very difficult. you need an imagination, that's it.

>> No.32213942

>>32213759
I'm still deciding that actually. Presently my plan is for beautiful romantic reconciliation followed by Her leaving while he goes to face down the BBEG and him returning, bloody and alone to an empty room

Though that part of a VERY long term plan for the first book of possibly several.

>> No.32214006

>>32213942
>Dat first spoiler
:D
>Dat Second Spoiler
;_;

>> No.32214021

>>32214006
Yessss goooood. Feed me your tears that I might use them as lubrication.

>> No.32214070

>>32214021
She gets kidnapped, right? And then he has to go save her and his heroism makes her forgive him, right?
Or she was just getting flowers and got stuck in traffic?
Or hiding in the closet to surprise him?

>> No.32214136

>>32214070
No such luck sir(?).
She left for her homeland on the first ship available that would take a lone elf without a masterThat belongs to their close friends, the B couple.She's going there to get the traditional blessings for marriage.

>> No.32214183

>>32214136
That sort of intertwining of stories is more than I could ask for. I am very interested in future updates to this(these?). If you hear sobbing its probably me.

>> No.32214221

>>32214183
I have high hopes, likely higher than I can actualy reach. But if it takes time it takes time eh?
Also I was wondering who was outside my window.

>> No.32214260

Hey guys, some buddies of mine IRL needed help with some stuff yesterday and today was a little hectic. But for now I've got time to write and will finish up the current section of An Unlikely Coming together. Hopefully you guys will like it.

http://pastebin.com/dSZSsz1k
(Tau, Humans, foursome, pretty vanilla, oral for now, more stuff coming down the pipe in an hour or so)

>> No.32214314

>>32214260
Sweet, more blueberries

>> No.32214426

>>32214260
>sex with aliens
>foursome
>"pretty vanilla"
only on /tg/

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>>32214260
Blueberries!

>> No.32214490

Seeing all this talk about /tg/ makes me honestly a little jealous that the women are more wanted than men. I mean, there are guys on the /soc/ threads that are heavy into /tg/ games over in the male thread who would probably love to do shit like that.

If the animation actually happens, you have voice actors, too.

>> No.32214523

>>32214426
Hey, in the grimdark future, everything can be vanilla

>> No.32214581

>>32214523
The vanilla plant was wiped out in the 25th millenium. Now people have no idea what it is.

>> No.32214604

>>32214490

Well I think it's just super fitting that DLFG's fic was done by a woman. Also, this is like... the second... time that anyone's ever done it. Also Blush is incredibly talented.

I think guys could do a fine job too. Too bad Morgan Freeman isn't here and interested in freaky smut on a small board in the cesspit of the internet.

>> No.32214605

>>32214581
Now the default ice cream flavor is Eldar tears. The bulk suppliers just walk up to Macha and whisper "you will never get laid" in her ear, then deploy the collection tanks.

>> No.32214674

>>32214605
I would totally lay her if I could.

>> No.32214680

>>32214605
Oddly enough, eldar tears taste like vanilla, so there really is no difference.

>> No.32214733

>>32214604
You should listen to some of the guys there. >>>/soc/19342987

That guy seems to be really into /tg/.

>> No.32214750

>>32204443
It's "Slaanesh," you fool!

>> No.32214760

>>32214490
Feel free to tell any story you want, I'll listen to it. In a board and a thread that's vastly populated by heterosexual men, little demand for male narrated smut isn't surprising. I did expect a little more gay smut (lesbian fetishization aside) in /wst/, but I guess I overestimated /tg/'s homosexual population.

>> No.32214793

>>32214750
Not like the god is going to get angry for saying their name wrong. Just bad luck.

>> No.32214805

>>32214260
Okay! tied up that part of Gordi's first laying. Expect two more sections, first one to reply with a suggestion on who should be next up on him gets their way.

http://pastebin.com/dSZSsz1k
(Tau x Humans, oral, deep penetration)

I'm in the mood and rearin' to go, so throw me something here guys!

>> No.32214852

>>32214733
I know the internet has a great way if making people sound alike, but that dude sounds just like a guy I'm in a Fantasy Craft game in. Freaky deaky

But yeah, I think some, if not all the stories in here would benefit from narration of either gender.

>> No.32214885

One of you should write a serious of comedic smut fics under the umbrella title, Wabbajack Wankery. Two people uncover Sheogorath's Wabbajack staff and use its powers of unlimited shapeshifting chaos, to have lots of sex with lots of different forms

and sometimes there's cheese!

>> No.32215018

>>32213577
http://pastebin.com/s35QCK6S
I updated this a bit. It's decently smutty now. Not sure how I like how it turned out, I might rewrite it at some point.

>> No.32215049

>>32211384
Oh, she has such a pretty voice! I honestly didn't expect anyone to pick it up, but I'm really glad she did.

Does getting off to your own work count as double-masturbation?

>> No.32215162

>>32215049
Recursive, not double.

>> No.32215284

>>32215018
The more I re-read this the more I think it's just meh. Sub-par. I think I might delete this at some point.

>> No.32215539

>>32214490
The issue is probably more about the right voice for the story and dialog. In most cases when I listen to audiobooks I prefer males reading but if it's written first person by a woman it pretty much has to be read by one.

>> No.32215627

>>32215284
You are not a critic of your own work. Take this from me. If I deleted half the stuff I didn't think was good enough, I wouldn't have anything for /tg/. Just write, keep what you have written so you have a marker to look back on and see your progress.

That said, I haven't looked at what you wrote because there were no tags attached to it so I have honestly no idea what it's about or if it's up my alley. Even when you're posting updates or reposting a story always include tags.

>> No.32215675

>>32215627
Right, fair point. I suppose MxF/HumanxElf attempted rape with flashbacks of /ss/?

>> No.32215710

>>32215675
Sounds rather up my alley. I'll give it a quick read before I get to my own work.

>> No.32215955

>>32215675
Alright, overall it's great writing with only a few flaws I can find. Hopefully I can point them out well enough that they may be fixed.

Your wording is a little rough sometimes and doesn't quiet flow or make sense, "my own personal vessel and the last of the once great fleet held my family had held for a generation" is the first example of this I could find. An easy fix for this is to just read the words aloud to yourself and you should notice them right away.

Two, don't just put numbers like 23. Instead write it out like twenty three. It looks a lot better, but it may just be me being picky.

When you first describe Alva you use the phrase: "She was dressed well, considering her race," at this point I don't know what her race is so that means nothing to me. I know that you go on to describe her elf like qualities later, but I would suggest switching those two descriptions so that there's no confusion.

The transition to the flashback is rough, had I not known there was going to be a flashback ahead of time (due to your tags) I would have been completely lost. A simple fix would be the last sentence in the paragraph before to be "As I looked to the sea I thought of that day. One of the many days when I was a lad and she had come to visit." Just off the top of my head, I think you could do better.

Lastly, nothing kills a boner more than vulgar words such as cunt. Never use vulgar slangs like this or others. I know it's tough coming up with words to describe female genitalia without resorting to this word or pussy, but I feel like both are just too crass to use.

I hope these were helpful insights and I am actually looking forward to more, I don't know if you've read any of my pirate stories, but I rather like sex on the high seas, so I'm hoping to see more of Alva.

>> No.32215969

>>32215675
Hey Tepes, some guy did both of your things, at least the first parts of them, over on /soc/. Just giving you a heads up.

>> No.32216019

>>32215969
I saw I may have requested it

>> No.32216023

Hey as a polite request please don't be asking anyone in /soc/ to read anything I've written. It rubs me the wrong way for reasons I can't quite put to words. Feels invasive.

>> No.32216042

>>32215969
>>32216019
Okay that makes me a little less leery if you were the one to have requested. I thought it was someone else requesting your story without you and that made me feel a little weird and possessive.

>> No.32216054

>>32215955
Thanks, I'll do my best to take this under advisement and tweak some things. Also I only used that word when I feel it fits the character's thinking, though I can see your logic.

>> No.32216074

>>32216042
Sorry, I should have mentioned that a bit sooner so people didn't think that folks were just requesting their shit left and right.

>> No.32216106

>>32216074
It's not your fault, I jumped to conclusions.

>> No.32216268

>>32215955
Okay, tweaked some of the issues you mentioned, at least in theory. It's rather late where I am so I probably missed some obvious ones/made things worse. I agree that the flashback was a bit out of nowhere, but that was partially intentional to kind of drive in the thought that he's so drunk they're starting to blur together. That said I made the transition a bit less jarring and sudden I think.

>> No.32216282

Anyone've heard of Justanotherwritefag recently?

>> No.32216330

>>32216268
Great, I'm really looking forward to the finished product. Keep up the good work.

>> No.32216334

>>32211329
Comic was funnier before they edited it.

>> No.32216990
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32216990

> Touch Feathery Tail?

>> No.32217205

I see none of the guys saying they'd work on transformation fics last week actually did. Shit.

>> No.32217253

>>32216990
>not a male luring chicks with cornbread
disappointing
In fact, I'm not seeing a single mention of corn. Just saying. That is my all time favorite thing about quetalcoatl. Gave corn to the people.

>> No.32217259

>>32217205
Did you check their queues? They might have put it there and added it to their lists.

>> No.32217823

I wonder if neogis porn exist

>> No.32217927

>>32214805
Arathi. Definitely.

>> No.32218033

>>32215955
>Lastly, nothing kills a boner more than vulgar words such as cunt. Never use vulgar slangs like this or others

No Aussies around, I guess. <sigh>

>> No.32218088

>>32217259

I think the chaps working on it were all anonymous.

>> No.32218469

>>32217927
Hey Fictonian, you still here?

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32218684

>>32215018
oh shit, its gettin real

>>32215284
dont worry bro this shit was tight, lookin forward to the /ss/ flashbacks and whatll happen with you "A" couple. What you got outlined is delicious

>> No.32218749 [DELETED] 

I'm trying to write a script for /soc/, based on an idea mentioned here several months ago.
Anyway, it's a girl playing poker. I have a cliche' line with her saying "mommy needs a new..." but I can't think of anything good. I want her to be a ca/tg/irl, so my original idea was for her to say "hierophant," but I don't know if anyone on /soc/ will be able to pronounce that. What would be a good substitute?

Also, when I finish, can someone here look it over to make sure I got the poker rules right? I don't actually play...
(maybe Blackjack 21 instead?)

>> No.32218768

>>32218033
Lets find out how many of us there are in here. *Ahem*
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

>> No.32218787
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32218787

>>32218768
That's not how you do it. This is how you summon Aussies, COME AND GET IT!

>> No.32218891

>>32218787
damn now i've got a hankering for toast

>> No.32218901

>>32218787
>>32218891
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>> No.32218939

>>32218901
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
that was more arousing than I though itd be

>> No.32219039

>>32218891
you ain't the only one...

>> No.32219084

>>32218033
>>32218768
>>32218787
>>32218901
Speaking of the land down under (ooh ah missus) any kind smutanons willing to make some smutt set in a fantasy version of Australia? the sight of Vegemite and Men at work in a Smut thread have roused some uncomfortable feelings in my Nostalgiaand pants

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32219114

>>32219084
be careful what you wish for

>> No.32219121

>>32204443
>>SoB Canoness who trains in swordmanship 12 hours/day falling to Slaneesh ftw
Thats not how it works you stupid slut. She would have to be so into swordsmanship that she ignores every other aspect of her life and is obsessed not with being good at swords, but with being -perfect- at them. To be literally flawless with a blade. Without that small twinge of vanity guiding your actions, Slaanesh has no way to claim your soul.

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32219186

>>32216282

Worry not, I'm still following, just seeing theres alot of content and been doing a fair amount of ERP myself lately. Tiger and the Prince part 2 will come, though don't know if itll make it for the end of this thread.

>> No.32219243

>>32219114
>I'm gonna punch you so hard, your children will be born bruised!

I have to admit, I love the movie. Everyone into movies seems to hate it, but I really like the insanity of it all.

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32219315

>>32219243
mah digga

>> No.32219363
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32219363

The voice acting things has captured my interest. I've whipped up a script, would anyone care to look it over before I show them?
I'm not too familiar with poker rules/terminology and could use some pointers in that regard.

A Bet's a Bet
(group sex, f/m/m/m, poker, reluctant sex, script)
During poker night with the boys, one young woman makes a bet her cards can't measure up to. But a bet is a bet.

Also, the line:
>Mommy needs a new hierophant!
has me worried. It makes sense to us (or, those into 40k, at least), and is a little "girls always play 'nids" joke on my part, but if you could suggest something a little more universally obvious to indicate she has a nerdy streak, I'd love to hear it.

picture unrelated!

>> No.32219377

>>32219363
Oh, and I know the dialogue is corny and derivative. It's my first time doing a script, be gentle.

>> No.32219435

>>32219377
Its good to see you back in action. And considering that a fair amount of us have experience with Dawn of War, we're used to corniness. It certainly can't top...well, virtually anything spoken by Indrick Boreale.

>> No.32219464

>>32209823

You did well, anon. Even better, you did BRILLIANT!

>> No.32219568

>tfw when you miss an entire /wst/

shite, so many stories to read now.

>> No.32219577
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32219577

I find the severe lack of cultish smut disturbing
http://imgur.com/ql8GcHc
so have a thing

>> No.32219614

>>32219577
Someone actually wrote a Cultist-chan smut story this very weekend:
Cultist's Trip: (Cultist-chan x various demons):http://pastebin.com/aTsiLKpz

>> No.32219620

>>32219577
>>32219614
Also, HOLYCRAPITSMIMIC.

>> No.32219676

>>32219620
Dude I was here last night as well, doing a Marcia thread

>> No.32219695

>>32219676
How did I miss that? I love Marcia stuff.
I don't suppose it's still alive?

>> No.32219725

>>32219695
We got a dorf mechanic. And killed a grot.

>> No.32219757

>>32219577

Yay! Mimic, you're back!

Is she horrified because she's meeting Mercia, her Commissar and their "educational methods"?

>> No.32219760

>>32219695
No but I archived it since no one else would. Just use the usual tag


But then again I'm wondering if what little a following it has is worth the hours and hours of waiting for choice responses. I could have so much more done if that went a tad quicker.

>> No.32219814

>>32219760

Hore sheet Mimic is back.

Where you been dude?

>> No.32219816 [DELETED] 

>>32203246
not a traditional game

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32219831

>>32219757
>

>>32219814
Life fucking me over, also I've got thing i gotta do early in the morn, gotta go ciao

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>>32215955

I disagree with

>Lastly, nothing kills a boner more than vulgar words such as etc.

I think that more vulgar words have their place in smut, just like they'd be used for dirty talk in bed. It all depends on the situation and the kind of smut going on, in my opinion. If it's fairly raunchy or dark stuff, and you're using them to describe a bit of a sluuuut or bitch, it's probably fair game. Pic related, it's two individuals for whom using those terms would not be out of place.

Of course, just as dirty talk appeals to some and not others, vulgar words for sexual appendages will too. Non-vulgar words appeal to a wider audience, but may not have the impact and the right tonal effect to achieve what the author is going for.

Of course I haven't read Tepes' work yet but I just want to counter this point in particular because it could mislead some of the other writefags around here because you're speaking in absolutes and universals.

>> No.32220003

>>32219831
That IS horrifying- that hat looks positively tacky on...whatever that thing is.

>> No.32220043

I try my damnedest to avoid the more vulgar descriptions of sexual organs in my texts, even if in some cases it does just kinda fit. For Festival Encounter I didn't think it would meanwhile for Late Night Research regarding how vulgar and raunchy that just became it just seemed suitable to use them.
But generally I try to avoid them as they seem kinda tacky.

>> No.32220100

>>32220002
I have to agree with monster at least in this. Dirty talk is one thing--a character being vulgar is fine because it develops their character and I find it sexy as hell when people are vulgar in dialog--but in the narrative it is just a huge turn off for me. They feel unlearned,

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>>32220100

Well, that's... that's...

Fuck.

brb editing all my shit

>> No.32220249

>>32220161
If you're happy with your work, don't change it.

But a lot of more vulgar sexual words just don't always fit in narrative. The other guy used slut and bitch as examples, and for instance I think that both of those words could be eliminated from a narrative and described instead for a better effect.

Like, "She was a slut." Kind of boring, not a lot of detail. I'd rather write, "She was the kind of girl who lured strange men into alleys late at night" or something to that effect.

>> No.32220264

>>32219363
I now for some reason have this huge urge to write a script of a story involving either Aimee and Vahlen or Booker and Arisa in the vague hope that someone would record audio for it.
I should probably give up this notion so I can finish what I'm currently writing instead.

>> No.32220275

>>32219363
Well, now that the thread is in autosage I'll just ask for help one more time before I go post it in the audio thread.
And I still need a replacement for "hierophant," if anyone can suggest it.

This thing isn't even 900 words long, by the by. All I'm really looking for is thumbs up or down.

>>32215955
>>32220100
I also agree with Monster. I believe the text, not including dialogue, needs to have a certain level of elevation and detachment in most cases. Voice is important, but unless you're writing in 1st person, I find it best to keep yourself out of the picture to let the reader maintain the illusion of the world being written/read.
Of course, the only concrete rule in writing is that there are no concrete rules in writing. Sometimes you almost need to use words like "cunt," if only to mix it up a bit. The surprise helps at times, too.
Just don't use it very often, and make sure you have a reason to use it when you do.

>> No.32220304

>>32220275
And I forgot to namefag.

>>32220264
Go for it. They seem to prefer shorter pieces anyway, so it shouldn't distract you from your other projects for too long.

>> No.32220336

>>32220304
We'll see, as I've said before I'm working for the next couple of weeks which does leave me very mentally drained when I come back home so I really don't have any time or will to sit down and type.

It's one of those future things I might as well add onto the list once I've come up with a feasible scenario or something.

>> No.32220440

>>32219831
When you come back, you should try your hand at tau. We always need more blueberries

>> No.32220493

>>32220100
That would depend on the perspective.
If you use a subjective third-person narration, like GRRM does, for example, you see the subjective impression of someone which makes it potentially unreliable and heavily biased, depending on how subjective you make it.
So it would be very much justified to use vulgar language when the character has strong feelings towards someone.

That means, however, the narration can in this mode display inner feelings in relation to uttered dialogue in possible juxtaposition. Which can go either way. Talking dirty to a beloved other or holding back violent thoughts.
Talking about it, do we have something like this? Like hardcore dom squealing internally with delight and using grossly different words to refer to her fuckslave/honeybun, etc.

>> No.32220528

>>32220440
Plumb earth caste futau, plox.

>> No.32220567

>>32220440
There was actually some back up here:
>>32214805

>> No.32220589

>>32220528
>futau
Fuck no. Futa is for fags.

Earth caste is a bit overdone too, though I wouldn't mind more. I would love a milfy, slightly muscular Ara Ara~ Ethereal Caste (Arathereal Caste?) tau, though.
>>32220567
I know but, that just left me hankering for more.

>> No.32220614

>>32220589
>muscle girl
>call others fags
You probably have male characters in your smut as well, don't you?

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32220655

>>32220614
>not realizing the entire Ethereal Caste is ripped as hell
>not wanting some accuracy in your smut
>lusting after dicks so much they are all you can think about, even when looking at a woman
The only fag here is you.

>> No.32220671

>>32220655

Err, I don't think Ethereals are all that muscly. Most renditions I see of them are as wrinkly, skinny and tall dudes.

>> No.32220689

>>32220655
Ya except as far as we know, Ethereals all look like old men.

It's not muscle, it's not havint anything over the bones.

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>>32220671
>>32220689
Its a good 50/50. Some look like wrinkly dudes in robes while the other half look like sinewy, aging samurai or in the case of aunshi, are fucking buff as hell. They are still buff enough to take on three nobs in CQC, after all.

>> No.32220746

>>32220671
Operative word: Dudes

>>32220655
You misunderstand. The dick is accessory to the girl, not the other way around.
If you see people as appendage to their genitalia, I cannot help you.

>> No.32220748

>>32220737

Those are all male Ethereals. I'm not gonna get into -4 str, but women flat aren't anywhere near as bulky or muscly as men are.

>> No.32220769

>>32220748
We have no canonic pictures of naked tau females to my knowledge.
The only supposed one we have has feet...
And she looks like a prune.

>> No.32220777

>>32220748
Which is why she is just a Christmas Cake with a little definition to her plumpness, like a mother who stays in shape instead of letting herself go.

>> No.32220788

>>32220769

We can assume that Tau women have similar characteristics as human women when compared to Tau men and human men. Otherwise, female Ethereals would be dominant. As it is, they are undoubtedly relegated to breeding duties because the Ethereals are obsessed with maintaining their caste.

>> No.32220827

>>32220788
>We can assume that Tau women have similar characteristics as human women when compared to Tau men and human men.

I'd like to hear your reason for this assumption. Why can we assume that in an alien race that has nothing to do with the evolution on earth?

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>>32220671
>>32220689

not this guy >>32220655, but I think we can say that some Tau Ethereal are ripped. I mean, it's a caste, not a position obtained by seniority, so the one in shape enough to join the frey will be more muscular that the old windbags that decide what the Greater Good is this week.

>> No.32220895

>>32220827

>I don't know how evolution works

In any species that uses sexual reproduction, it is inefficient for females, the breeders, to be physically stronger than males, who are expendable. If females are the ones who are hunting and fighting, the loss of just one of them could spell the end of a group of that species. However, the loss of any male can be easily recovered from because one male can inseminate every female (assuming he's not sterile).

Also, for all carbon-based life, there is going to be inevitable similarities even between species from different planets. There are only so many amino acids and proteins that are conducive and useful to life. Don't just assume that because they originate from a different planet that they will be so different, really, at all. They are almost assured to share 98% of their DNA with humans, because the building blocks of life are the building blocks of life.

>> No.32220917

>>32220827
> Otherwise, female Ethereals would be dominant.

That's a big assumption here. For all we know could be that Tau females are thougher than males (since they need to be alive to carry the child). In fact, have we every seen Tau treating one gender differently from the other?

>>32220827

In fact, do we know anything about Tau evolution?


Actually, are Tau even

>> No.32220919

>>32220895
There are so many exceptions to that rule it boggles the mind.
There are plenty of animals that have larger, stronger females. It happens all the fucking time with birds.
And the Spotted Hyena.

>> No.32220934

>>32220895

>Bringing science into 40k

What you say is perfectly correct and would apply in reality. Sadly this is 40k, and GW threw logic and rationality by the window a good decade ago or more.

They can litterally say anything at this point, but that doesn't make you wrong in any way

>> No.32220940

>>32220919

It is still inefficient, and more dangerous for that population. Exceptions exist, certainly, but they prove the rule.

Do not forget how few Tau females we even see on the battlefield.

>> No.32220962

>>32220919

It should be noted that all of the exceptions exist because the environment was gentle enough to allow that kind of speciation to occur. In any species where survival is difficult, the weaker females and the stronger males will be the dominant archetype because the stronger females and the weaker males will die out.

>> No.32220987

>>32220917

>That's a big assumption here. For all we know could be that Tau females are thougher than males (since they need to be alive to carry the child). In fact, have we every seen Tau treating one gender differently from the other?

We haven't seen much at all of Tau society or even the goddamn species itself, which is why I choose to err on the side of common sense and probability.

>> No.32220997

>>32220895
>In any species that uses sexual reproduction, it is inefficient for females, the breeders, to be physically stronger than males,

On the contrary, in the majority of species the female is larger and stronger than the male. Why waste all that energy building up an expendable semen-carrier? The female has to give birth or lay eggs, and so has a minimum body size based on the size of her young or clutch.
It's ONLY in species where males compete physically for females that we find the kind of sexual dimorphism where males are significantly larger than females.

That second paragraph is just bad. Species based on left-handed or right handed amino acids will be unable to consume food from the others' planets, for starters. They may not even be based on DNA at all, much less sharing 98% with a specific species of primates from Earth.
They might RESEMBLE us due to convergent evolution, but the details will be all different.

>> No.32221020

>>32219363
Jebus, did I really forget to link to the script? No fucking wonder the viewcount is so low.
http://pastebin.com/6qhSuwEs

God, I'm out of practice.

>> No.32221024

>>32220997

And even then. In many species of snakes and other reptiles, the males fight to mate, and the female is STILL larger and stronger!

>> No.32221037

>>32221020
...and I forgot my name again.

>> No.32221042

>>32220997

>They may not even be based on DNA at all, much less sharing 98% with a specific species of primates from Earth.

That's just bad, to use your own words against you. 99% of all life on Earth shares 98% of the same DNA. The last two percent is the active amount that actually determines what kind of lifeform it is, what its specifications are, etc. etc. The rest is inactive, presumably from prior stages of life.

>> No.32221050

>>32220997
>It's ONLY in species where males compete physically for females that we find the kind of sexual dimorphism where males are significantly larger than females.

And I'll add that a lot of mammals do compete over females, and those particular species are in large part the ones humans tend to think of first, which gives us kind of a blind spot here. For a familiar counterpoint, think of the common housecat, where the female is so dangerous that males are fearful to mate with her.

>> No.32221058

>>32220895
>In any species that uses sexual reproduction, it is inefficient for females, the breeders, to be physically stronger than males

Being "stronger" isn't onl yabout "hunting and fighting". It's about survival, as well. A strong female will be more able to defend herself, especially during pergancy. True, it shows less on social species, but saying "males are canon fodders" isn't especially a testament of their strenght.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_dimorphism#Species_with_larger_females_than_males

Pic related (the female is the one on the left)

>> No.32221068

>>32221042
>That's just bad, to use your own words against you. 99% of all life on Earth shares 98% of the same DNA.

No, it doesn't. That's how much we share with chimpanzees. We don't share a fraction of that with corn or spiders or dolphins.

>> No.32221087

>>32221068

You're wrong. Everyone knows that 98% of DNA is shared between all life.

>> No.32221095

>>32221068

You're talking about the active 2% of DNA that isn't shared, which accounts for 100% of the differences in all life forms.

>> No.32221110

>>32221095

Of course, why would we be talking about the inactive stuff? And why in the fuck would aliens have a copy of that?

>> No.32221118

>>32220895
Spotted hyena.
Bigger, stronger and more aggressive females.
Most insects have the same. As have many fish.
Kiwi females are bigger because their eggs are extremely large, etc.
Females being hard to replace also depends completely on the population's composition.
With more females per male, they become expendable. In a pride of lions, losing a female is no problem. Losing the male will be the end of the group if it isn't replaced.

Also Tau do canonically have a completely different body chemistry. They have cobalt-blue blood, for example. So you can't argue they have to be remotely the same as humans.

Nobody said the females had a reason to be stronger than the males but in a race that is one big eugenics program, we can equally well assume they are all pretty much the same, physically. Because that makes it easier to handle the individual in the collective. Sexism is prevented by erasing dimorphism.

>>32220934
It is not. That's just based on human experience and reality. Also Tau are far beyond natural selection.

>> No.32221212

>>32221118
What if Tau troopers were both genders, but we couldn't differenciate them under the armor?

>> No.32221225

We have GOT to stop turning into /an/. Should we just link some stuff into the list so it doesn't keep being discussed over and over again?

>> No.32221233

>>32221212
What if they were both genders and just chose which genitals to manifest at a given moment?

>> No.32221385
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32221385

>>32219363
>(group sex, f/m/m/m, poker, reluctant sex, script)
>During poker night with the boys, one young woman makes a bet her cards can't measure up to. But a bet is a bet.

I don't have time to read this right now, but holy shit this is right up my alley. I haven't read scripts since I did English at school, but I'm really looking forward to giving it a look over later.

>> No.32221489

chirb.it/g217P0
Wow, it already got voiced.

Oh, and I feel I should mention that I stole the idea for the script from DLFG.

>> No.32221612

Anyone still lurking?

>> No.32221616

You know, there isn't a lot of Tzeentch-related porn around here. Any idea why?

>> No.32221630

>>32221612
aye

>> No.32221638

>>32221612
Yup. I probably should do my essay, though.

>> No.32221663

>>32221616
The authors keep changing their minds and getting distracted.

>> No.32221693

>>32221663
A beautiful answer.

>> No.32221708

>>32221612
I am, the Futau shitstorm was quite amusing

liking that word more than I shoud....."Futau" hehe

>> No.32221737

>>32221708
I can imagine some joyless Spess Muhreen discovering a book called "The Lost Art of Futaujutsu", thinking it's martial secrets to help him kill xenos and heretics, but he opens it up and it's just blueberry chicks with dicks.

>> No.32221751

Question: Can a Chaos Space Marine aligned to one of the Gods switch to Unaligned Chaos?

>> No.32221759

>>32221751
Wouldn't such crazy change immediately align him with Tzeentch?

>> No.32221821

>>32221759
Well, imagine a Tzeentch follower who just snap and massacre the "incompetent cultists he spent two fucking years teaching the dark rituals and they still managed to fuck up!"

>> No.32221836

>>32221821
Tossup between Khorne for murder and Malal for betraying Chaos.

>> No.32221907

>>32221836
And what if, afterward, he fuck the daemonettes the cultists invoked instead of a Daemon Prince as required by the plan (because fuck them!) and then spend one year completly apathic (because fuck everything)

>> No.32222013

>>32221612
I am.

>>32221489
The guys over at /soc/ work fast, I'll give you that.

>> No.32222053

>>32221612
Just woke up. Will ride thread till the heat death of the universe

didnt emps say The Stray would continue this week? Did I miss that?

>> No.32222175

We're on the 9th page. Should we make a new thread, or be done for this week?

>> No.32222180

>>32221489
>>32221385
Okay, yea, that was really good. Short, but still, really good. The dialogue actually felt real - I definitely got a feel for the sort of natural too-ing and fro-ing you get during group sex, and it conveys enough information to let the reader know what's going on without seeming forced. Hot little piece of writing.

>>32221751
That depends on what you mean by 'aligned'. If they just worship one God above the other three, then yes, because the Gods probably haven't noticed or overly invested in that individual yet. If they've actually been Marked, then no - or at least, they're going to have to survive their slighted patron's wrath. A Mark of Chaos doesn't just declare one's current allegiance, it's a brand of ownership - it shows that a Chaos God has singled that individual out as 'theirs'. It's why the Mark of Chaos Undivided isn't really a thing any more - the Gods don't like to share their favorite toys. Abaddon's very special in that regard.

>> No.32222188

>>32221907
Back to Tzeentch for constantly changing.

>> No.32222219

>>32222175
Its Monday afternoon where I am now. Best wait til next weekend.

>> No.32222287

>>32222180
Hot damn, got a second one!
http://chirb.it/bqGAOB
This one is by ss.
(previous one by Pip)

Those ladies on /soc/ are great!

>> No.32222346

>>32222287
Nice! I've got a horrible feeling I'm going to wind up listening to these three recordings tonight rather than working on that Vampire fic and another story for Irieella like I should be doing, though.

>> No.32222381

>>32222346
Vampire fic? Colour me intrigued.

>> No.32222402

>>32222180
>I definitely got a feel for the sort of natural too-ing and fro-ing you get during group sex
I, for one, is interested in your experiences. Story time?

>> No.32222465

I just hope the fic I waited all week updates in this thread

>> No.32222503

>>32222381
A fellow from the previous thread asked for a story whereapon a Necromancer completes a ritual to resurrect an ancient, powerful vampiress, only to find that she doesn't really care about the whole 'taking over the world' thing any more and just wants to build a harem and settle down instead. Things proceed from there.

I've already got the characters pretty set in my head. The Necromancer's going to be something of a fallen noble, the last in a line descended from the mortals who served the Vampire while she's alive, and has staked everything he has on collecting her remains and learning how to bring her back. The Vampire, on the other hand, retained a degree of consciousness spread across her constituent parts, and having spent several centuries watching/sensing the world around her, has come to seriously regret her previous actions and, once she's re-established a network of contacts and influences, wants to try and make up for the atrocities she once presided over.

>> No.32222537

>>32222503
That sounds just delightful. I'll be looking forward to seeing it in next weekend's thread!

>> No.32222544

>>32222402
I have a long-term partner and a threesome buddy we fool around with together. MMF. Nothing that extreme - I think the most hardcore thing we've done is DP. We've talked about trying MFF, and I'd be fine with that, but we've not found the right girl to ask.

>> No.32222549

>>32219831
>a wild Jo Pereira appears !

>> No.32222603

>>32222544
I imagine straight up honesty and gratuitus amount of good communication prevents the situation to become a clusterfuck of the bad kind

>> No.32222620

>>32222544
yeah, finding a good match can be tricky

your lucky to have that buddy, trying to find an extra partner our comfortable with can be equal parts scary, frustrating, and thrilling

>> No.32222633

>>32222603
Exactly. I told my partner it was something I was interested in, he okayed it, and we spent some time looking for someone who both knew, liked, and felt comfortable with opening up to in that regard. When we approached him and he told us he was interested, we sat down and spent some time hashing out boundaries, mutual turn-ons/offs, and so on, well before any actual sex happened.

>> No.32222670

>>32222633
Honestly I think a fic that takes that sort of interaction into account would be awesome. Lots of our stories here that include group sex kinda jump into it

>> No.32222672

>>32222633
And then proceeded to roleplay a scenario where the friend "accidentally" stumbles upon the two of you in the act and decides to join in.
:p

>> No.32222681

>>32222633
Is threesome shenanigans common for you? And for the sake of conversation, any advice to keep any potential jealousy at bay?

>> No.32222691

Aw yeah I love watching threads sink.

I've sorted my stuff into imgur albums, to facilitate archiving. To be continued.
Harpy and friends:
http://imgur.com/a/hzryp
Cuteanon General:
http://imgur.com/a/8HcGd

>> No.32222714

>>32222633
Yeah, that sounds much more sensible that my first time with two people.
Which was incidentally my first time.

It was... awkward.
It was a bi couple, but I only knew one of them. Her girlfriend was almost old enough to be my mother and I had not expected that. It's not that I had a problem with it, but it was jarring not knowing beforehand.
And the whole time all she did was watch.
Just

watching
everything

watching.

Just watching.

>> No.32222721

>>32222691
You are a good person

>> No.32222728

>>32222691
>http://imgur.com/a/hzryp
AWWWW thats AWESOME! YOU'RE AWESOME!

THANK YOU!

>> No.32222732

>>32222691
Thanks. I'll be sure to get that in the list as soon as I can. See you all on Friday.

>> No.32222737

>>32222691
You are amazing.

>> No.32222750

>>32222714
performing under pressure or a judging(?)/watchful eye can be nerve wracking

>> No.32222755

>>32222714
Yikes, can't really say I'd ever want an audience for my first time.

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>>32222714

>> No.32222832

>>32222670
The problem would be making three people sitting around a table with pads of paper talking about when they last got an STD check sexy. I guess you could use it as a scene-setter, slowly building up to them fucking there and then, though. Maybe a "So, do you like *suchandsuch*?" "Oh, I don't know what that is." "Well, if *partner name* is okay with it, we could show you?"

>>32222672
Hah! We've never done much in-bed roleplay, actually, one of us always winds up getting giggly and spoiling it.

>>32222681
Depends what you mean by common, I guess. Once a month, maybe? It helps that we were all close friends beforehand, so there's been times where we'll get together to do something else - like, go see a film or something - and afterwards things just progress.

>>32222714
>And the whole time all she did was watch.

Oh my god, that would be so creepy if you didn't know that's all they were going to do. That sounds really uncomfortable. I hope it wasn't too bad.

>> No.32222855

>>32222832
Well clearly this is a lost opportunity that is in due need for remedy.
Clearly. :p

>> No.32222868

I wish the thread didn't have to die. I always enjoy my time here; it really helps me get through the week knowing I have my weekends with /tg/'s smut thread.

But it wouldn't be the same if it was always around.

Take you, everyone. Until next time.

>> No.32222878

>>32222868
Cheers jubbly

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32222883

>>32222855
>:p
Stop that.

>> No.32222898

>>32222883
:3

>> No.32222914

>>32222883
(^_^)

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32222917

>>32222898
>>32222914
If you ever do it again I'll cut your balls off.

>> No.32222923

>>32222917
=^. .^=

>> No.32222924

>>32222917
:0 <=======8

>> No.32222934

please, guys, the thread is on its last leg. Could we keep the small space left for some last minute smut?

>> No.32222936

>>32222917
\(*,,*)/

>> No.32222939

>>32222883
Well it's either that or appending some other signifier such as <cheeky> or the likes that implies I am none too serious with my commentary in this discussion due to the fact that conversation within the written medium may not precisely genuflect the proper and intended tone of the message that is transferred over to the other person on the other side of the current ongoing discussion.
Pray tell me my good sire, what shall I use instead to properly reflect on these matters?

>> No.32222976

>>32222939
Image macros tend to be the best way of conveying emotion on 4chan. Emoticons don't bother me personally, but they do hack a lot of others off.

>> No.32222983

>>32222939
Take a chance and trust that the context isn't lost on anons. Explain yourself if needed if someone is dense enough not to pick up on it.

>> No.32222986
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32222986

>>32222934
Are you happy now?

>> No.32222990

>>32222986
0_o

>> No.32222991

>>32222939

Not him, but you could use a reaction pic or an expression alongs the lineof:
>joke.jpg

>> No.32223002

>>32222976
>>32222991
I guess, not the greatest fan of those nor do I have that many saved on my end as well which makes that whole endeavour rather pointless.

>>32222983
Considering the way I tend to talk I generally prefer to play it safe and just give away my original intention from the start.

>> No.32223011

>>32222287
>>32221489
These are both amazing. I love it.

>> No.32223018
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32223018

>>32223002
>not having over 2000 reaction images

>> No.32223031

>>32222986
glorious

>> No.32223064
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32223064

>>32223018
No I've just replaced that with porn pictures. Lots and lots and lots of them.

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32223175

>>32223064
>not having the storage space for thousands of reaction images, thousands of porn pics, and tens of thousands of /tg/ related pics

>> No.32223182

Deathleaper, you should probably add a link to Blush's audio in your story's paste.
Just so it doesn't get lost.

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>>32223018
Saved

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32223258

>>32223175
Oh man I lost it

>> No.32223273

>>32223182
That's not a bad idea, actually. I've got it open in a tab right now, I'll edit it into the paste later tonight.

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32223277

>>32223208

>> No.32223312
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32223312

>>32220689
>implying old men can't have muscles

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>>32223277

>> No.32223387
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>>32223277

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32223404

>>32223387

>> No.32223441

Since its a long weekend in Canada we could make another smut thread if people want to keep it going. The ERP thread people have done so.

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>>32223404

>> No.32223472

>>32223441
I don't know if any contributors have plans on finishing anything so soon. It may be better to just close up shop.

>> No.32223478

>>32223441
But how many Candadanons are even here? I think most of our contributors are from the USA

>> No.32223479

>>32223441
what are yall celebrating?

>> No.32223496

>>32223441
The ERP threads run 24/7, though. If they're supposed to be weekend only, then they're not very good at it.

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32223534

>>32223387

>> No.32223551

>>32223441
While I would like this, I also fear I would never get anything done during the week if we expanded Smut Time any further.

>> No.32223570

>>32223496

It's supposed to be we only, but in their case it's just an infinite circlejerk between a few die-hards just making profiles. The actual "OC" in those thread is pretty close to 0 anyway, so keeping one up doesn't really detract from the purpose.

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32223597

>>32223534

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