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> Tuesday, November 19th, 2013

SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLe
CREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17
TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajg
THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sq

You are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.

Much to Fairless’ frustration, you decided to cook breakfast for her today. She insisted that since you were a guest, she’d do it, but looking at how she woke up today you’re kind of glad she’s not cooking.

Her hair is completely frazzled, her eyes are bloodshot and bagged with exhaustion, and her fingers twitch a bit as she quietly eats your pancakes.

Boy. She must not have had a nice night.

“I did not have a nice night,” says Fairless.

“Clearly,” you say. “But good on you for quitting smoking, Bernadette!” You grin, giving her a thumbs up. “I’m proud of you!”

Fairless glares at you, still angrily chewing on her pancakes.

“Oh, don’t look at me like that,” you say.

Fairless sighs, continuing to eat slowly.

> Head out to school
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32201723

>>32201686
>Head out to school
But help Fairless fix herself up first.

>> No.32201742

>>32201686
>Other
Take vacation day work on tanks.

We got a pershing!

>> No.32201808

>>32201686
>>32201742
This, are we going to buy a Pershing?

Also, I really, really, hate the t-34 chassis right now

>> No.32201852

WooHOO! Day off and LGA!

>>32201686
> Talk to Fairless (We'll help you quit!)
>> Other-Vacation day to fix tanks. Text the staff to let them know where we are

>> No.32201887

>>32201686
>> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
>> Vacation Day-Repairs!

>> No.32201897

>>32201686
>Vacation day to work on tanks
>And Fairless

>> No.32201970

>>32201686
> Head out to school
I feel like there is something that needs to be done, no idea what though.

>> No.32201983

> Talk to Fairless
> Other

You say, “Come on, tough guy.” You tousle Fairless’ hair a bit as she rests her head on the table. “I’ll help you get through this if it kills me.”

“Please,” says Fairless. “Just let me die right now.”

You sigh, then pull out your cellphone.

>> CALLING NANCY

“Hey, Nancy.”

“Oh, Gertrude. Are you not at home?”

“Nah, I’m at Fairless’ place. In fact, I’m going to take the day off, get some tank repairs in before practice if that’s fine.”

“That’s quite alright, Gertrude! We’ll look after things for you, alright?”

“Righto, thanks Nancy.”

You hang up, sighing. Vacation day your ass. You look over at Fairless, sleeping soundly on the table, pancakes unfinished. Poor girl. You’re guessing she’s taking the day off for today.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32201996

>>32201686

> Head out to school
> Talk to Fairless about finding alternatives to the cravings. Like playing with cats or working and operating tanks.

>> No.32202019

>>32201983
>> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)

She can take her mind off of smoking by helping you repair tanks

>> No.32202021

>>32201983
> Head Somewhere (The Shop)
>Study Anzio on the way there

>> No.32202037

>>32201983
>>32202021
Supporting this

>>32202019
I think she's too out of it to help

>> No.32202053

>>32202019

+1 this!

We can help everyone!

>> No.32202057

>>32201983
> Other
tuck Fairless back into bed.
then
> Head Somewhere
stop by the super market and get snacks and power drinks. we'll need them when we head to the tankery shop.

>> No.32202058

>>32201983
Head to the shop.

Leave Fairless food.

>> No.32202138

>>32201983
>Put Fairless back to bed
Probably want to call her in as sick. Then go find some tanks to repair.

>> No.32202176

>>32201983
> other
buy Fairless an e-cigerette

> head somewhere
go to tank shop

>> No.32202274

> Head Somewhere (Specify)

You carry Fairless to the couch and tuck her in with a spare sheet hanging around, then leave some leftovers for her in the microwave. Much as you’d like for her to help you, she’s probably a bit of a lost cause for now, at least in the morning.

But you’ve got some place to be right now.

You pack your things and head out of Fairless’ dorm, only to meet the Senior Staff.

Henrietta says, “Oh, morning Gertrude.” She and Andrea tilt their heads, smirking smugly. “I see you’ve been staying over with Fairless again.”

You shrug. “What of it?”

“Ooooohhhh…. You know…” Henrietta clasps her hands behind her back, looking around innocently. “Just… you two seem pretty close now, you’re even staying at each other’s places.”

Claire says, “That don’t mean-“

“Nothing doing!” says Henrietta. “When’s the wedding?”

> “I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”
> “June, I like my weddings in the summer.”
> Tug on her ear.
> Write in

>> No.32202288

>>32202274
>> “I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”

>> No.32202298

>>32202274
>> “I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”

>> No.32202299

>>32202274
>> Tug on her ear.
Hard

>> No.32202306

>>32202274
>“June, I like my weddings in the summer.”
>“I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”

>> No.32202318

>>32202274
>> Tug on her ear.

>> No.32202336

>>32202274
> “I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”
Drag them by the ears to work on tanks. They have work and school? Too bad

>> No.32202359

>>32202336
Supporting this

>> No.32202385

>>32202274
>>32202336
Also supporting this, it will give them an idea on what we have so they can decide

>> No.32202431

>>32202336
+1 ear dragging!

>> No.32202488

>>32202274
> “June, I like my weddings in the summer.”
Shut down their implications by reacting as though it's a completely reasonable question. This can't go wrong.

>> No.32202513

>>32202488
What if they spread the idea that Trudy's marrying Fairless? How will Kitten feel?

>> No.32202535

>>32202513
She wouldn't feel anything special.
She'd know it was false because Trude would have told her long before anyone else.

>> No.32202560

> “I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”
> Tug on her ear.

You grab Henrietta’s ear and pull her close. “Owowowowow!” Henrietta squeals as you tug on it. “Let go!”

You say, “I should ask you and Andrea the same question Henrietta. But since you’re here, I’ve decided to come draft you guys to help me fix the tanks.”

“But I don’t wanna!” says Henrietta.

“Yeah,” says Andrea. “You can’t force us- OW!” You tug on Andrea’s ear with your free hand. “Let go let go let go!”

Claire says, “Well, y’all just got volunteered then. I don’t feel sorry for you.”

“You mind coming along, Claire?” you ask.

“Eh, sure. Beats school I suppose.” Claire crosses her arms. “Sure, let’s go.”

Right then, you drag Henrietta and Andrea by the ears on your way to the shop. Claire follows along with you.

> Talk to Henrietta (Topic?)
> Talk to Andrea (Topic?)
> Talk to Claire (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32202575

>>32202274
> “I should ask you and Andrea the same thing.”
>Write in
tell her the truth.
"Fairless needs help with her Detox. She's quiting smoking cold turkey. She's a mess now."

>> No.32202609

>>32202560
>Talk to Henrietta (Seriously, am I invited to your wedding with Andrea?)
>Study Anzio

>> No.32202618

Did we just do a hostile takeover of the senor student counsel?

>> No.32202624

>>32202560
>> Talk to Claire (Topic?)

We don't know much about her, do we?

>> No.32202634

>>32202624
>> Talk to Claire (Topic?)
Voting for this.

She seems to be the sane one

>> No.32202646

>>32202560
>Study Anzio
>We got new tanks, any preferences?

>> No.32202673

>>32202560
>>32202646
Supporting this

>> No.32202705

>>32202560
>> Talk to Claire (Topic?)
As the more reasonable of the senior council members, we should ask her if she could do her best to keep Fairless' stress down, and keep these two idiots from making her life harder while she's quitting.

>> No.32202707

>>32202560
> Study a Tankery Team Anzio

>> No.32202727

>>32202560
> Talk to Claire (Topic?)
Might as well get to know her on the way.

>> No.32202736

>>32202705
>we should ask her if she could do her best to keep Fairless' stress down
lewd

>> No.32202778

>>32202736
It involves turning up at her dorm late at night, maybe even with a little liquid courage and giving her a big pile of work to keep her busy.

>> No.32202807

>>32202705
Supporting this

>> No.32202924

> Talk to Claire (Topic?)
> Study a Tankery Team (Anzio)

> ANZIO ACADEMY ROSTER
> CARRO ARMATO P26/40 (ELITE) x 1
> FIAT-ANSALDO M13/40 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> FIAT M14/41 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> CARRO ARMATO M15/42 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/18 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/34 ( COMP. SPEC.) x 5
> SEMOVENTE 75/46 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> SEMOVENTE 105/25 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> CARRO VELOCE CV-33 (COMP. SPEC) x 20
> CARRO VELOCE CV-35 (COMP. SPEC) x 20

Anzio’s only real formidable tanks are the P40 Carro Armato and the Semovente assault guns, all of which are still pretty outdated compared to yours. Still, could be a threat in bad conditions for the unsuspecting.

> + 5 CP

“So, Claire. How long have you known these two idiots.”

“Since Allegheny, Pennsylvania for nearly twenty years. We went to the same elementary school, middle school, and now we’re on LGA.”

Henrietta says, “You love us and you know it.”

Claire sighs. “She’s got a point but damn if I didn’t wish they were a little more quieter or learned to keep their damn mouth shuts you know?”

You shrug. “I can understand that.”

[1/2]

>> No.32202948

>>32202924
[2/2]
“So where’s Fairless?” asks Claire. “She sick or something?”

“She’s quitting smoking cold turkey, I don’t imagine it’s good for her,” you say.

“Oh, I warned her about it. Apparently she’s replaced her nicotine cravings for masturbating and sunflower seeds. I told her about Pavlovian response.”

“Pav… what?”

Claire shrugs at that. “I don’t claim to understand much in the way of the psychological sciences and what not, but she’s going to get wet at the scent of nicotine I guarantee. She’s needs something healthier to keep the urges down.”

Andrea says, “Like you.” She’s flicked on the forehead by Claire. “Ow!”

“But, regardless, I declare that Fairless does mean well.” She crosses her arm. “But boy, she’s gonna need some serious guns to keep cold turkey.”

You arrive at the shop’s warehouse to find all of your tanks. Only a few token ones are left to be fixed. Huxley is working on them at the moment.

“Ooooh!” Henrietta and Andrea stare at him with stars in their eyes. “Who’s the hardworker?”

> Lisa’s boyfriend
> He works here
> Huxley
> Write in

>> No.32202988

>>32202948
>> Huxley
> Lisa’s in-denial boyfriend
>Currently being shipped, you in?
>Also, what alternatives for Fairless? Tankery?

>> No.32202989

>>32202948
> Lisa’s boyfriend
It's technically a little bit of a lie, but it's for a good cause!

>> No.32202994

>>32202948
> Huxley
> Lisa’s boyfriend
> Write in ("But don't let her hear you say that.")

>> No.32202998

>>32202948
>> He works here
>> Huxley

>> No.32203003

>>32202948
>Lisa's kind-of-boyfriend Huxley

>> No.32203023

>>32202948
>> Lisa’s boyfriend, Huxley. He works here.

Loyalty to friends, warnings to the unwise.

>> No.32203062

>>32202948
> Lisa’s boyfriend
> He works here
They've been on a date, he's seen her in her sexiest underwear, its good enough.

>> No.32203065

>>32202948

>Lisa's kind of boyfriend

>> No.32203136

>>32202948
> Lisa’s boyfriend
> He works here
> Huxley
all three in that order.

>> No.32203161

I don't understand why people are cockblocking Huxley from girls who might ACTUALLY be interested in him.

Lisa hasn't done shit, and Huxley is really confused, distressed, and uninterested before it.

Telling people that they're dating is just making the situation even worse, for both of them, since Lisa isn't ready (or willing) to make any sort of concession at all.

Goddamnit, Anon. Stop being a faggot.

>> No.32203168

> Lisa’s boyfriend (of sorts)

You shrug. “He’s Huxley. You know Lisa right?”

“Oh, the striped panty girl?” asks Henrietta. You sigh.

“Yes.” For the love of god. “The striped panty girl, I don’t even know how you- But yeah, he’s sort of in a relationship with Lisa, sort of dating, sort of not.”

“Oh.” Andrea and Henrietta frown. Andrea says, “That’s disappointing.”

“What were we going to do?” asks Henrietta. “It’s not like we could be fucking Soloman and just split him in half. We’d both want a half.”

“True,” says Andrea. “True. Oh, he’s walking over, play it cool.”

Huxley walks over, rubbing his hands in a rag. “Hey, Gertrude.” He looks over at the Senior Council. Claire looks mad, Henrietta and Andrea are grinning a little too widely. Huxley blinks, neutral, then looks over at you. “Who are your friends?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>> No.32203178

Can a .50 penetrate a Italian tank or Tankette?

If we do fight Anzio maybe button up or load tracer and fire might be effective in disabling them, especially the tankettes.

>> No.32203202

>>32203168
> Polite

>> No.32203214

>>32203168
>Polite

Why does Claire look mad?

>> No.32203216

>>32203168
> Polite

>> No.32203264

>>32203168
>> Polite

Introductions, explanations, pleasantries, and then assign Andrea and Henrietta to the filthiest job Huxley can find as revenge for the marriage comment earlier.

>> No.32203432

> Polite

“Huxley, this is Andrea Frick, Henrietta Carnegie, and Claire Walker. They’re part of the Senior Council and they’re new to Tankery.”

Huxley smiles, holding his hand out to them. They all shake his hand politely. “Nice to meet you all. I assume you’re here to work on the last few tanks?”

“Yeah,” you say. “What needs to be done?”

“The Panther chassis, the M4A3, and the Type 97 are the last few ones that need repairing,” he says. “We work hard, we can get this done by practice if you’d believe it.”

“Neat,” you say.

“Right,” says Huxley. “I’ll get to work on the Panther, that’s the hardest stuff-“

“We’ll help!” says Henrietta and Andrea.

“Um. Okay,” says Huxley.

> Work on the Sherman
> Work on the Chi-Ha
> Work on the Panther
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32203479

>>32203432
> Work on the Sherman
>Drag Henrietta and Andrea, They don't know how to fix tanks and the Panther's chassis is the hardest.

>> No.32203495

>>32203432
> Work on the Sherman
Trudy would be most familiar with it by now.

> Call Someone (Joanna)
Confirm her as the instructor, since Michelle has denied taking up the post rather vehemently.

>> No.32203521

>>32203432
> Work on the Sherman

>> No.32203549

>>32203432
>> Work on the Sherman
>Ask why did Claire seem mad?
>Drag Henrietta and Andrea to help with the Sherman, they'll learn their way up and we need the Sherman and Chi-Ha more then the Panther Chassis

>> No.32203555

>>32203432

This >>32203495
but also keep Henrietta and Andrea with us, I don't trust them not to get distracted/be distracting if they're with Huxley on the Panther.

>> No.32203619

>>32203432
>> Talk to Someone (Claire)

She seems upset. Time for nosiness

>> No.32203625

>>32203479
support

>> No.32203632

>>32203549
Supporting this

>> No.32203637

>>32203495
Probably but the M4A1 and the M4A3 are a bit different due to having a different engine and armor design.

>> No.32203691

So guys, think if we tell Lisa about Henrietta and Andrea's opinion of Huxley it'll motivate her to stake her claim properly?

>> No.32203709

>>32203637
Eh, close enough compared to the Panther and Chi-ha. I'm not really keen on nitpicking the smallest details.

>> No.32203724

> Work on the Sherman

You, Claire, Henrietta and Andrea elect to work on the Sherman. Henrietta and Andrea had to be dragged and kicking though, but at least they’re now helping you.

“Right,” you say. “Now this Sherman’s HVSS is a bit heavier but it’s sturdier and thus a little easier to fix. Now, we just have to replace the bogies and the wheels that should be easy enough and we can get into the engines.”

Henrietta and Andrea sigh, then start picking up the road wheels. At least they’re working. You ask, “Say, how come Claire looks a bit mad?”

Henrietta says, “Claire always looks mad. If you hung out with us for more than a day you’d look that way too.”

Claire says, “I’ve lost about ten years of my life with those two. Save yourself, Gertrude, honestly.”

You sigh, then roll up your sleeves and start working hard on getting the suspension fixed. You kneel down and start wrenching the burnt out roadwheels out.

Andrea says, “But seriously Gertrude. Is there something going on between you and Fairless? It’s not every day that girl actually brings home a friend.”

> “No.”
> “She’s just a friend in need.”
> “Get to work, Andrea.”
> Write in

>> No.32203734

>>32203691
Lisa's already pretty tsun for Huxley. At least it will be an amusing failure.

>> No.32203754

>>32203724
>> “She’s just a friend in need.”
>> “Get to work, Andrea.”

>> No.32203758

>>32203724
>> “She’s just a friend in need.”

We are for Kitten.

>> No.32203767

>>32203724
> “She’s just a friend in need.”

>> No.32203771

>>32203724
>“Get to work, Andrea.”

>> No.32203780

>>32203724
> “She’s just a friend in need.”

>> No.32203842

>>32203724
>> “She’s just a friend in need.”
Trudy is not for romance and dating, she's for befriending and helpfulness.

>> No.32203862

>>32203842
and lewds

>> No.32203875

>>32203724
>> “She’s just a friend in need.”
Display saint-like aura

>> No.32203940

> “She’s just a friend in need.”

You shrug. “She’s a friend in need, Andrea. And you help friends in need.”

Henrietta says, “Damn it. Now I got that song in my head.”

“What song?” asks Andrea.

“You’ve got a friend in me-“

“Fucking hell, Henrietta,” says Andrea as she picks up a wrench roadwheel.

Claire says, “Can you two just start working already? The poles will have receded at the rate we’re doing this.”

With that encouragement, you replace the suspension in little under an hour. That just left the engine for the Sherman. Huxley himself has also finished off the mean repairs for the Panther chassis on his own and is start working on the Type 97.

> Help Huxley
> Help the Seniors
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32203976

>>32203940
> Help the Seniors
> Talk to Someone (Claire)
Any particular tank that they are looking forward to use?

>> No.32203987

>>32203940
>> Help the Seniors
Again, Huxley can handle himself and we need to focus on keeping the seniors in check

>> No.32204005

>>32203940

Voting this>>32203976
> Help the Seniors> Talk to Someone (Claire)

>> No.32204071

>>32203976
support

>> No.32204096

>>32203940
> Help the Seniors

>> No.32204207

> Help the Seniors
> Talk to Someone (Claire)

“So, Claire. You looking forward to any tanks to use?”

“Well, which ones are available?” asks Claire.

“Well, Panther chassis I haven’t worked out what to convert it into yet, there’s also the Chaffee, the Cromwell, and the Type 97.”

“I say-“ Henrietta stands up from fitting the engine into place. “-We use the American tank!”

Andrea nods. “I agree. America!”

They slap hands. “FUCK YEAH!”

So much PATRIOTISM but yeah. You say, “That’s neat of you guys to be enthusiastic. What about you, Claire?”

Claire shrugs. “Put me in whatever you’d like. Just as long as it doesn’t break down on us, I’d hate to have to fix a tank again and again and again.”

You all look down the warehouse rows to see Kitten walking. “Hey, Trudy!” says Kitten. She holds up a bag of Chick-Fil-A. “Brought you some lunch.”

“Oh!” You hop down, taking the bag. “Thanks, Kitten-“

Fairless walks in, also holding a bag of lunch.

She says, “Um. Brought you lunch too.” She holds up a bag of McDonalds.

Kitten and Fairless glance at each other, then back at you. Henrietta, Andrea, and Claire make a silent retreat behind the Sherman.

“Awkward,” whispers Kitten.

> Take Fairless’ lunch
> Take Kitten’s lunch
> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI
> Write in

>> No.32204227

>>32204207

> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

ALL-CAPS INDICATES BEST OPTION.

>> No.32204237

>>32204207
>> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

We worked up an appetite

>> No.32204243

>>32204207
> Write in
Share with the Seniors, but have a bite from both lunches.

>> No.32204256

>>32204207
> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

>> No.32204259

>>32204207
>FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

>> No.32204268

>>32204207
Obviously the only solution is to share with everybody!

And make a big show of appreciating both sets of food so that Kitten and Fairless don't kill each other.

>> No.32204280

>>32204207
>Eat best girl's lunch

>> No.32204281

>>32204207
>> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

Kick everyone's ass at lunch!

>> No.32204290

>>32204207
> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI
Fuck no we're not wasting food, or the money that bought it.

>> No.32204317

>>32204207
>> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI
Feed them both cause lulz.

>> No.32204319

>>32204207
>>32204207
Maybe they'll have a cat fight.

>> No.32204325

>>32204280
That's what we're all voting for, anon.

>> No.32204330

>>32204207
Changing my vote from >>32204237
to >>32204243
>>32204268

>> No.32204337

>>32204317
> Take Kitten’s lunch
Mah FairlessXNancy....

>> No.32204363

>>32204243
this. I don't want her to pass out from over eating

>> No.32204376

>>32204207
>> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI
Don't forget to share, let everyone get fat together.

>> No.32204391

>>32204337
I'm not saying its impossible anon. But you probably shouldn't hold out hope.

>> No.32204405

>>32204207
> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

>> No.32204421

>>32204207

> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

BMI'S A SHITTY WEIGHT MEASUREMENT SYSTEM ANYWAY

>> No.32204467

> FUKKEN EAT BOTH FUCK YOUR BMI

Gohahagagkha

Kitten says, “You don’t have to eat everything.”

“Yeah,” says Fairless. “I can just-“

“NEVER AFGGOO!” You stuff the cheeseburger directly into your mouth amongst all the chicken nuggets and fires.

Henrietta says, “You going to share any of that?”

“GGAGHHH!” you scream. Henrietta, Claire, and Andrea back off, a bit disturbed by your willingness to eat both lunches at the same time.

Fairless asks Kitten, “Is she always this eager for food?”

Kitten shrugs. “She tries to lose weight, honestly. It mostly goes to her thighs.”

“FUFFGGGG FUUUU FFITTTEN!” You stuff another chicken nugget into your mouth oh god you’re vomit no please not in front of kitten.

> Return to work
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32204484

>>32204421
Trude's probably beefy enough to throw it off anyways.

Not loader beefy, but up there.

>> No.32204488

>>32204467
> Study a Tankery Team (Anzio)
I, uh...think maybe physical exertion should wait a little.

>> No.32204491

>>32204467
>> Return to work
>Henrietta says, “You going to share any of that?”

Great, I feel like a bitch

>> No.32204504

>>32204467
> Talk to Kitten
> Take a break
Relax, relax!

>> No.32204510

>>32204467
Good job, Trudy. That's how WINNERS eat lunch!

>> No.32204521

>>32204467
>> Other
Share the rest.

>> No.32204525

>>32204467
>>32204488
>>32204491
I don't mind studying Anzio

>> No.32204549

>>32204467
>Study Anzio

>> No.32204557

>>32204484
>loader beefy

>>32204467

> Return to work

>> No.32204586

>>32204467
>Study Anzio
And share what's left before Trudy explodes.
And maybe speculate about espionage.

>> No.32204611

>>32204467
>Share Kitten's lunch with Fairless and vice-versa
>Study Anzio

>> No.32204612

>>32204467
>> Other
> Study a Tankery Team (Anzio)

Die. Die the death of 10,000 calories. Die in shame and be buried in mayonase and bacon grease.

>> No.32204687

>>32204557
>Gloriana Romance 3
Foreshadowing?

>> No.32204823

> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)

The other girls start digging into the lunches Fairless and Kitten brought while you lie back and browse the Anzio Roster on your phone jesus christ your stomach.

> ANZIO ACADEMY ROSTER
> CARRO ARMATO P26/40 (ELITE) x 1
> FIAT-ANSALDO M13/40 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> FIAT M14/41 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> CARRO ARMATO M15/42 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/18 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/34 ( COMP. SPEC.) x 5
> SEMOVENTE 75/46 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> SEMOVENTE 105/25 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> CARRO VELOCE CV-33 (COMP. SPEC) x 20
> CARRO VELOCE CV-35 (COMP. SPEC) x 20

From what you can tell, it seems like the tankettes are not exactly tank killers. In fact, the only tank there that has any chance of surviving a head on fight with your tanks is the 105 Semovente. Even then, the chances are quite slim. Especially with your King Tiger. If you’re going into a practice match with these guys, it ought to be a curb stomp.

> + 5 CP

Kitten sits down next to you. “You okay?”

“Dandy,” you say. “Maybe you should have phoned ahead about lunch.”

“Of course,” says Kitten. “Glad to see you’re working though, I’ll be here if you need me.”

“Aw, I can’t ask that of you,” says you.

“No no,” says Kitten. “I should help you.” She glances towards Fairless, who’s leaning on the Sherman, chewing on some sunflower seeds and playing with silly-putty in her hands. “Also, what the hell is up with Fairless?”

“I’m helping her quit smoking,” you say.

“Oh, is that hard?” asks Kitten.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>> No.32204864

>>32204823
>Polite
"Very, but she's pulling through"

>> No.32204886

>>32204823
> Polite

It's up to Fairless but I'm sure she'll pull through

>> No.32204923

>>32204823
>Yes, she can't stop masturbating or she explodes.

>> No.32204943

>>32204823
>> Write in-"Kittan, do you know anything about Pavlovian response? Or why masterbating, sunflower seeds and quiting smoking would make someone horny for nicotine?"

>> No.32204946

>>32204823
>Boast
Hard as balls, but we believe in her, she's a tough one.

>> No.32205004

>>32204823
>> Polite

>> No.32205067

>>32204823
> Boast
You should be supportive, Kitten.

>> No.32205089

>>32204943
Oh god please this.

>> No.32205111

> Polite

You sit up, wiping your mouth. “Well, Kittycat. I believe in Fairless. Yes, it is hard for her but I do believe that she can quit this if she were to say lock herself in her room for a couple of days with nothing but sunflower seeds and James Deen porn.”

Kitten nods, smiling. “Groovy. That’s cool of her, hope she pulls through then.”

With that, you return to work on the Sherman. The six of you manage to get the engine in and get the tank running very quickly, and all that’s left now is the Chi-Ha.

Huxley says, “It’s an interesting thing having girls help me out.”

You ask, “Why’s that?”

He points to Henrietta and Andrea, leaning over on the engine block, kicking their legs in the air and letting skirts billow. Fairless and Kitten also work with cleaning out the gun, their skirts loosely shaking as they move. Claire meanwhile ratchets in the new commander’s hatch, her skirt riding up a little and exposing her white panties.

Huxley says, “Guess.”

> Continue working
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32205147

>>32205111
> Continue working
> "Eyes on the tanks now, Huxley!"
> Be a hypocrite.

>> No.32205192

>>32205111
>Continue working
>Appreciate the scenery, specifically the two best girls

>> No.32205195

>>32205111
>> Continue working
"Easy big guy, I'm sure Lisa is sensing a disturbance in the force."

>> No.32205201

>>32205111
>Continue working
>While watching Fairless and Kitten

>> No.32205203

>>32205111
>Talk to Someone (Kitten)
Off to the side: "hey um, you have any recommendations on a, uh, "toy" I could get. I've been told I should, um, you know, regularly and I know you're kind of an expert at it."

>> No.32205229

>>32205147
>>32205192
>>32205201
I'm not sure working and doing this will end up hurting Trude.

remember heavy machinery?

>> No.32205250

>>32205111
>> Continue working
Focus on the tanks please

>> No.32205255

>>32205203
>inb4 Dragon Dildos

>> No.32205273

>>32205111
>enjoy the view, just a little
then
> Continue working

>> No.32205282

>>32205229
Well, depends what Trude's doing really. Some work it'll be harmless, some...not so much.

>> No.32205285

>>32205111
I vote this >>32205195

We really should try to settle those two.

>> No.32205311

>>32205111
>> Continue working

>Peek at Fairless and Kitten, though.

>> No.32205339

>>32205282
Maybe, but i rather not have something stupid like looking at other girls knickers and accidentally get ourselves hurt.

>> No.32205342

>>32205255
I know I wouldn't recommend those for a beginner. Tantus makes dildoes that are just as good quality but more conventional. and you can get vibrator versions that work with a suction cup.

>> No.32205373

>>32205311
>>32205147
>>32205192
>>32205201
I don't really get the point of watching them work?

Is this supposed to be a lesbian thing or something?

>> No.32205390

>>32205195
Supporting this

>> No.32205392

>>32205373
Is this a trick question anon?

>> No.32205397

>>32205111
Also this>>32205203

Apparently its weird that we don't paddle the pink canoe

>> No.32205422

>>32205342
Lelo has some really nice vibrators that she would probably like, but anything silicone and rechargeable should work pretty well.

>> No.32205455

> Continue working

You yawn a bit as you fit the new driver hatch onto the Chi-Ha. Kitten and Fairless are still chimney sweeping the barrel of the gun, and one bad look could expose themselves to you.



You look up. Kitten’s wearing her usual pretty pink panties. Fairless is wearing black panties.

You look back down. That’s the thing men teach you. It’s the ability to glance, but not stare.

Generally, it’s common sense not to stare anyway but hell, it works when you want to drive a car. Not that you can drive a car anyway.

But after a good half hour of working, the Chi-Ha and by extension all the tanks, are done.

You all sit atop the Chi-Ha, resting a bit. You check the time.

Henrietta says, “I want popsicles.”

Claire says, “You’re not getting popsicles.”

Andrea says, “But we want popsicles.”

“I don’t give a shit if you want a kidney,” says Claire. “You ain’t getting it.”

There’s about a half hour before practice starts, you could certainly go get popsicles.

> Go get popsicles
> Head to Campus
> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32205490

>>32205455
> Go get popsicles
Keep the proles happy!

>> No.32205509

>>32205455
>> Go get popsicles

>> No.32205513

>>32205455
>Go get popsicles

How could we resist the allure of such treats? A small reward for everybody working their ass off.

>> No.32205525

>>32205455
>> Go get popsicles
They've been good girls, helped out and not caused any trouble, I think they deserve a treat.
This is in no way about combining teenage girls and phallic objects. Not at all.

>> No.32205527

>>32205455
>Go get popsicles
For or with everyone.

>> No.32205534

>>32205455

Claire's the boss.

>Get to tankery HQ.

>> No.32205535

>>32205455
>> Go get popsicles
> Talk to Someone (Fairless and Kittan)

Keep Fairless distracted. Talk about trivial things.

>> No.32205539

>>32205455
Bring Popsicles for everyone and head to practice

>> No.32205619

>>32205525
Really? I just wanted to give them a award for the hard work they did but you had to put the image into my head.

>> No.32205636

>>32205455
> Other (Eating popsicles during winter?)
> Get them anyway

>> No.32205643

>>32205455
>Go get popsicles
File footage of Fairless and Huxley.

>> No.32205661

>>32205636
>Eating popsicles during winter?
Maybe they are warm popsicles

>> No.32205832

> Go get popsicles

You stop by the drug store, say hello to Mr. Nguyen, and get yourself some nice popsicles to eat.

Claire says, “This is stupid. Who eats popsicles in the winter?” All of you step out into the cold parking lot to have a bit of your popsicles. You start licking at your own. It’s purple flavored.

Henrietta says, “Me and Andrea do.” She looks over at Fairless, who’s unwrapping her orange popsicle. “And apparently Fairless.”

Fairless shrugs, licking at her popsicle.

“Hey, Fairless, you’re doing it wrong,” says Andrea. Fairless looks at her, to which Andrea flinches. “Just saying. You gotta do it sexily.”

Fairless narrows her eyes. “Sexily.”

“Yeah!” says Henrietta. She slowly pops the popsicle in her mouth, thrusting it in and out like so. “Like this. Maybe brush your hair back a little, give it a bit of tongue action.”

Fairless looks at her popsicle, then at you guys. To that, she sighs, then slowly brings the popsicle into her mouth.

All of you watch in awe as Fairless suckles on the ice pop, its juices staining her lips as she slides it in and out of her mouth. It drips a bit of colored juice onto her blouse as she pulls it out and starts licking it at. Just the tip first, she dances her tongue around it, then slowly she edges around the entire shaft of the ice pop. She brushes a few locks of her back, then slides the popsicle back in, and back out with a loud “pop” noise, then slides it back in.

Then she bites down on it, hard.

“Ow! Fuck!” Henrietta and Andrea flinch. Claire laughs a little as you and Kitten stand there, dumbstruck. Henrietta says, “Fucking hell, I felt that.”

> Head to Campus
> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32205902

>>32205832
>> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Study a Tankery Team (Anzio)

>> No.32205928

>>32205832
>Head to Campus
"Kitten and I need cold showers"

>> No.32205942

>>32205832
> Head to the Tankery HQ

We got tanks to drive.

Also, "purple flavored" nearly made me spit coffee on my keyboard.

>> No.32205963

>>32205832
>> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Study a Tankery Team (Anzio)

We have practice

>> No.32205964

>>32205832
> Head to the Tankery HQ
Is this a trick choice? Isn't the HQ out of commission from the fire?

> Head to the Sports Field
As a viable alternative.

>> No.32205967

>>32205832
> Head to the Tankery HQ
Try not to blush too hard all the way there.

>> No.32205974

>>32205832
> Head to the Tankery HQ

>> No.32206052

>>32205832
>Study Tankery Team (Anzio)

>> No.32206198

> Head to the Tankery HQ
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)

> ANZIO ACADEMY ROSTER
> CARRO ARMATO P26/40 (ELITE) x 1
> FIAT-ANSALDO M13/40 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> FIAT M14/41 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> CARRO ARMATO M15/42 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/18 (COMP. SPEC.) x 10
> SEMOVENTE 75/34 ( COMP. SPEC.) x 5
> SEMOVENTE 75/46 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> SEMOVENTE 105/25 (COMP. SPEC.) x 1
> CARRO VELOCE CV-33 (COMP. SPEC) x 20
> CARRO VELOCE CV-35 (COMP. SPEC) x 20

Despite what it seems, it seems like Anzio’s roster is filled with relatively competent folks and the like. Not for nothing did they manage to get this far into the tournament with Italian tanks. Even in a fight, they might not be keen to just let you win no sir.

> + 5 CP

You arrive at the Tankery HQ. So far, the rebuilding efforts have managed to repair most of the HQ. You walk inside to some Naval Studies Engineering students working hard and delivering materials to the second floor. There are noises of hammered nails and drills working. You meet your crews in the rebuilt lounge.

“Hey guys,” you say. “Lovely seeing you all.”

They all greet you excitedly.

> Start Practice (CURRENT INSTRUCTOR: JOANNA)
>> Gunnery Practice
>> Maneuvering Practice
>> Command Theory
>> Combat Theory
> Talk to a Member of your Crew (Specify)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32206241

>>32206198
> Gunnery Practice
>Senior Team gets the Chaffee
>Junior Team gets the Chi-Ha

>> No.32206246

>>32206198
>Start Practice (CURRENT INSTRUCTOR: JOANNA)
> Maneuvering Practice

New crews gotta learn to drive!

>> No.32206257

>>32206198
>> Combat Theory

Competence and inferior tanks got Anzio pretty far. With Competence and good tanks, victory is assured

>> No.32206275

>>32206198
> Talk to a Crew
>(Michelle)
Surprised that she refused the instructor role.
Would've thought that she'd want to get some special practice in after that match with Chi-ha-tan.

>(Octavia)
Ask if she can take the Rifle and Sewing Club aside, and maybe the Juniors, for some specialty training on undermanned tanks.

>> No.32206292

>>32206198
>>32206241
This

>> No.32206295

Fairless vs Wendy in a stareoff. Who backs down first?

>>32206241
Seconding.

>> No.32206311

>>32206198
>> Maneuvering Practice

>> No.32206488

> Maneuvering Practice

“Alright, for all you new people, welcome to your new tanks!” says Joanna.

The Juniors have elected to take the Cromwell while the Seniors as well take up the Chaffee. All of you set up in a line at the usual field to practice in. “Alright,” you say. “Everyone, get ready to go. Betty, are you guys ready?”

“Hold on!” says Jane. “The shaft is really stiff!”

“That’s what she said.” Henrietta and Andrea laugh and guffaw over the radio.

“There!” says Jane. The Cromwell immediately races backward. “Okay, maybe not,” says Jane.

You say, “Claire, what about you?”

“I can’t even make heads or tails of this driving system,” says Claire.

You sigh. You were there for a while, but once Joanna managed to solve everyone’s problems, you all raced out onto the field. She actually borrowed Lutz’s Panzer I to help her weave in and out of the formation to help correct mistakes. Usually by ramming them. But they more or less get it into their heads just about immediately.

> Gunnery Practice
> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Write in

>> No.32206528

>>32206488
>Gunnery Practice

>> No.32206532

>>32206488
> Gunnery Practice

We're out in the mud, lets make a mess.

>> No.32206552

>>32206488
>> Gunnery Practice
I thought we were giving them the Chi-Ha for now since they lacked a 4 man crew for the cromwell?

>> No.32206559

>>32206488
> Gunnery Practice

As a side note, including the Juniors and Seniors, we now have a total of 68 students in need of teaching the ways of tankery.

Out in the field with tanks, it's simple.
But inside a classroom? That may be overwhelming for any single instructor to handle.

>> No.32206577

>>32206488
>> Gunnery Practice

>> No.32206633 [DELETED] 

It's time to shit this thread up!

💩

FUCK YEAH~!

>> No.32206638

>>32206559
You ever see an old war movie where there's just a bunch of benches and the instructor points at a blackboard while they take notes? That's what I imagine for us.

>> No.32206678

>>32206559
>>32206638
The real issue is not the classroom, its the showers.

>> No.32206694

During our break, we might have some stuff to do.

Give the Freshman their new names

Ask Rifle team about what to do now since we gave them their awareness program

Ask nancy did Anzio call yet?

>> No.32206731

>>32206678

I see absolutely no issue here

>> No.32206770

> Gunnery Practice

“Alright, and fire when ready!” you say.

The tank rumbles as Nancy fires a shot from the 76mm. You check the target range, 1,000 meters. “That’s a hit,” you say.

“Yay!” Nancy claps. Ramirez quickly loads in a new round while Lisa and Kitten play around on their phones.

You ask, “How’s everyone else doing?”

The crews so far are still doing relatively well in their gunnery. The only ones who have issues now are the new crews, the Juniors and the Seniors. The Juniors in particular seem keen to rotate the entire tank rather just rotate the turret in order to hit the target. The Seniors meanwhile don’t really hit anything because they can’t seem to adjust their gun sights for long-distance shots.

“We’re hitting too low!” says Claire.

“I know!” says Henrietta. “Hang on, hang on! The bitch’s gun isn’t as long as the other ones.”

> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Take a Break
> Write in

>> No.32206783

>>32206638
Is that really conducive for learning with new crews around though?

If the class reverts back to basics for the benefit of the new girls, the veterans will just be bored out of their wits from the redundant lesson.

Segregating and teaching in shifts might be more efficient than the current model. All crews don't necessarily have to occupy the same space at the same time.

We got 16 crews in need of teaching and 5 Aces that can facilitate that.
Split half of them for the field practice, while the other half does class work, then do vice versa for the next half of the training session.
Two Aces can supervise each group.

>> No.32206791

>>32206770

> Take a Break

>> No.32206796

>>32206678

>> No.32206828

>>32206783
While you have a good point, so far we've been the school of "toss em in and see what happens".

I just assume that the girls are learning what they need and let Schteel write the updates, otherwise we'd get bogged down.

>>32206770
> Take a Break

>> No.32206833

>>32206770
> Take a Break
> Write in
Give a new callsign for the Freshmen.

Suggestions:
>Team Six-string
>Team Bandwagon

Keep it simple. Well, compared to the old one anyway.

>> No.32206836

>>32206770
>> Take a Break
Discuss doing this>>32206783 with our potential instructors on hand.

>> No.32206842

>>32206770
> Take a Break

>The Juniors in particular seem keen to rotate the entire tank rather just rotate the turret in order to hit the target.

Seems that the Junior team favor a casemate tank

>> No.32206867

>>32206770
>> Take a Break

>The Juniors in particular seem keen to rotate the entire tank rather just rotate the turret in order to hit the target.
To hell with teaching them not to be bad, just give them a casemate.

>>32206783
This is also a good point to consider/discuss.

>> No.32206951

>>32206842
>>32206867
I propose using the Chassis we gotten and turn it into a Su-85 or Su-100?

Their both tank destroyers and have high caliber rounds and served with distinction in the war?

I like the idea better then another T-34/57 and those tanks are a crew of four so it will suit them

>> No.32207077

> Take a Break

You all stand atop your tank as you watch the latest loader competition. Wendy has excused herself from the competition, thus allowing there to be actual competition. But regardless, what’s going down is certainly something for the ages. What is the competition you may ask?

It’s to see who can hold a 15cm shell the longest. So far, Ramirez is winning, but Dory who actually handles those kinds of rounds and Megan who handles something closer to it are well behind her. Everyone else struggles to just pick it up, let alone hold it for more than five seconds.

Nancy says, “It’s so exciting! Everyone’s in high spirits!”

“Well, we did make an excellent comeback after Fredendall burned the place down,” says Lisa. “I’d be in high spirits too.”

Kitten nods. “It’s nice to see them smiling again at least.”

> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Talk to a Member of your Crew (Specify)
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Read a Book (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Study a Tankery Team (Specify)
> Other

>> No.32207136

>>32207077
> Talk to a Crew (Freshmen)
Give them a simpler call sign.

If these (>>32206833) aren't working out for them, I'm open to other suggestions.

>> No.32207141

>>32207077
>> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
Freshman give them their new name.

Band name was "The Real Blue Grass Girls?"

Tank Name: Blue Grass Blues?

>> No.32207202

>>32207141

Were the band and team names actually settled? I remember a lot of ideas being thrown around.

>> No.32207259

>>32207077
>>32207202
I remember the band name had some consensus of The Real Blue Grass Girls (Or something along those lines)

The Team name was a little more divided, I like Blue Grass Blues though

>> No.32207349

>>32207077
>>32207136
>>32207141
This, now or never, Let's finish the loyalty quest

>> No.32207394

> Talk to a Crew (Team Not-A-Chance-In-Hell)

“Hey girls,” you say. “What’s up?”

Cathy says, “Tara’s having a go at the endurance challenge. Other than that, not much.”

“Cool,” you say. “Listen, I was thinking on what you guys wanted for a band name, and a new callsign.”

“Really?” asks Tabitha. “What do you have?”

You shrug. “Real Folk Blues, Real Blue Grass Girls, the Bandwagon. It’s sort of hit and miss, I’m just thinking to see what sticks you know?”

Andrea says, “I like the Bandwagon. As a callsign maybe. But as a band name? I dunno.”

Ashleigh says, “Bandwagon’s good for a callsign, yeah.”

“But what about a band name,” says Cathy. “I like Bandwagon fine, but…”

> (Default)
> How about both?
> Write in

>> No.32207434

>>32207394
How about TANK?

I like that.

>> No.32207441

>>32207394
> How about both?

>Bandname: Real Folk Blues
>Callsign: Bandwagon

>> No.32207452

>>32207394
>> How about both?

>> No.32207472

>>32207394
>>32207434
Same Anon how about The Landship?

Since Winston Churchill who who's name was attached to their tank was one of the lead promoters of the Landship project which was the start of tanks to begin with.

>> No.32207502

>>32207394

>>32207441
Sounds okay to me.

>> No.32207541

>>32207394

> Write in
Callsign:Bandwagon
Band name:Tank

Only to finish of this quest. I personally like my original idea of Soggy Earl's Foggy Mountain Girls, but I also acknowledge that its probably a bad idea.

>> No.32207579

>>32207394
>>32207434
>>32207541
This is fine

>> No.32207588

>>32207441
I like it

>> No.32207617

>>32207394
>>32207541

In the interest of expediency, sounds good

>> No.32207657

>>32207441
this the best name put since TANK is dumb

>> No.32207707

>>32207657
I think it's simple yet effective and I imagine their Churchill being part of the cover image of their albumin

>> No.32207723

>>32207441
totally not voting for this since I really like cowboy bebop

>> No.32207733

>>32207441
This. Tank seems a little boring for a band name.

>> No.32207747

>>32207723
that means I was voting for incase people are slow

>> No.32207783

>>32207723
>>32207747
So your voting for Tank or not?

>> No.32207805

>>32207394
I like TANK as a band name. Gonna be some totally fuckin' rad blues/jazz/rock fusion and shit.

>> No.32207812

>>32207441
Voting for this out of nostalgia's sake.

>> No.32207867

>>32207783
no I was voting for real folk blues your one of the slow people

>> No.32207907

>>32207867
I;m sorry, how it can be read looked like it can be gone both ways

>> No.32207916

> Write in

“How about Real Folk Blues? ”

Cathy smiles. “Sounds nice.”

Ashleigh says, “Isn’t that from Cowboy Bebop?”

“I dunno what that is,” you say.

Andrea says, “Of course you don’t.”

Tara walks over, rubbing her arms. “So, we have a band name yet?”

Cathy says, “Real Folk Blues. How about it, Tara?”

“Sounds cool, whatever gets the soundtrack out faster,” says Tara.

“Alright then,” says Cathy. “We are the Real Folk Blues!”

“Christ that sounds corny,” says Tabitha. “But I’ll accept it!” They all raise their fists, cheering.

> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: O’ Brother Where Art Thou?
> Team Bandwagon’s loyalty is now yours!
> For some strange reason, Team Bandwagon’s tank is surprisingly now resilient. At the cost of all mobility, it can now become a STONEWALL, invincible to everything but sustained fire.

Cathy shakes your hand. “Thanks, Gertrude. We really appreciate you helping us with this.”

“And we’ll keep helping you!” says Tara. “We promise that much!”

You shake your head. “Guys, we’re here for Tankery. Let’s get back to it. Thanks, though. Just do your best and don’t give up.”

They all nod, smiling proudly.

> Command Theory
> Combat Theory
> Write in

>> No.32207965

>>32207916
>> Command Theory

>> No.32207976

>>32207916
> Combat Theory
Winter combat!

>At the cost of all mobility, it can now become a STONEWALL, invincible to everything but sustained fire.
A new innovation in tank protection: Acoustic Armor.

>> No.32208018

>>32207916
>> Combat Theory

HVAP snowball fight!

>> No.32208041

>>32207916
> Combat Theory

Sounds like a particularly useful loyalty trait

>> No.32208131

>>32208041
>>32207976
I think we should add Shurzen to the Churchill considering it's perk.

Also after practice I think we should

Talk to Senior and Junior teams about their first practice

Rifle Team about getting their program accepted and asking them what else we can do to help or get Loyalty Perk

>> No.32208191

>>32207916
>Combat Theory

>At the cost of mobility, it can now become a STONEWALL, invincible to everything but sustained fire
Sounds like a pretty OP thing to do constantly. It better be a one use per match thing.
Perhaps the reactor can't recycle back to the engines, providing all power to the shielding?

>> No.32208238

>>32208131
>Rifle Team about getting their program accepted and asking them what else we can do to help or get Loyalty Perk
I'm also curious as to why they don't have a name for their tank yet.

And if I may add, talking to Michelle might be something Trudy needs to do to keep her relaxed and her head in the game.

>> No.32208264

>>32208191
It's not that overpowered.

Well maybe a little. The 6 pdr isn't a bad gun but the fact that it will still die to sustained fire means its value is rather limited.

>> No.32208279

>>32208238
I kind of want to talk to Nancy about Anzio as well

Also German, our tank is now Elite Status right?

>> No.32208296

>>32208279
Should be.

> Combat Theory

“Alright, alright, settle down you people.” Joanna slaps her hand on the blackboard. Gone are the days of desks and chairs. Now it’s a single blackboard and a whole lotta benches. It’s like one of those war movies like Memphis Belle. “Let’s talk about combat stuff.”

Henrietta says, “Why can’t we just have a snowball fight?”

“Because I said no,” says Joanna. “Anyway. There’s a big importance in the ability to maneuver a tank in combat. That’s why when you’re mobility killed in a fight-” She makes a slitting motion across her neck. “You’re basically fucked. Especially if the turret is not electrically powered independently of the engine like the Sherman is.”

Cathy says, “So how do you approach situations with maneuvers?”

“Simple,” says Joanna. “When you’re coming at a tank head on, you should be coming at an angle, about 3-5 degrees to give your frontal armor more effective thickness. On one-v-one situations, you can increase that for a wider flanking maneuver. And lastly, you should try and hit the tracks. Especially if you’re up against a German heavy. German heavies are not great at turret traverse.”

Michelle says, “Well maybe if you gave the turret more revs it would be.” The class laughs a little at that.

“Ahaha, very funny, Michelle!” says Joanna. “But, let’s get back down to business.”

Kitten leans in next to you, whispering, “You think we’ll be good against Pravda?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>> No.32208352

>>32208296
>> Neutral
We are doomed.

>> No.32208353

>>32208296
>> Boast
We have upgrades and add ons in mind.

I want to get the Firefly or the Jackson before the against Pravda

>> No.32208355

>>32208296
> Boast

As easy as stealing a candy from a baby

>> No.32208356

>>32208296
> Write in
It won't be cakewalk like with Chi-ha-tan, that's for sure.

>>32208264
How about working in conjunction with a supporting tank with a big gun, but with the armor thickness of a medium?

Deployable tank cover for the Sentinel and (eventual) Jackson for one thing.

>> No.32208370

>>32208296
> Boast

>> No.32208440

>>32208356
Problem is that its easy to go right round the thing.

Yes I know we could have the rest of the team to prevent flanking but if we're in a pitched battle then they have all their tanks and it'll be lost to sustained fire.

>> No.32208443

Are we going to buy the Pershing? I kind of want it.

>> No.32208471

>>32208440
Well we can use the Churchill to guard a chokepoint or put it was a head of a formation while we do flanking

>> No.32208472

>>32208443
we should wishlist it and buy it next week since I do not think we have the money for it

>> No.32208475

>>32208443
I dunno.

We'd have to change the gun.

And I'm not sure I want another goddamn debate about it.

>> No.32208495

>>32208475
the gun is fine

>> No.32208503

>>32208472
Girl Scouts.

>>32208475
True, we need to change the gun but at least it's tankery legal and the howitzer is nothing to sneeze at, Also replacing the gun shouldn't be that expensive

>> No.32208508

>>32208495
It's a short barreled 105mm. It's...not totally fine.

We'd really want to bring it up to Super Pershing spec and have it roll faces with the KT and shit.

>> No.32208524

>>32208495
Short barreled 105 is not ok.

>> No.32208529

>>32208503
shit I forget we had any girl scouting left if then let's get it

>> No.32208568

> Boast

“Of course,” you say. “They ain’t nothing but a bunch of dirty commies anyway.”

Joanna continues her lecture right into Command Theory. “And basically, coordination of a team is important. Where a team maneuvers is vital to the success of the battle. Whether they’re patrolling the outskirts of the playing field, whether they’re in the thick of things, you always have to consider the issue of how to get there.”

Anna raises her hand, “So what’s the best way to maneuver?”

“Simple,” says Joanna. “For one that’s a very vague question Anna, another thing it’s simple in that it really depends on you and the Driver. Maneuvering isn’t just getting to one place to another, it’s an art.”

Wendy says, “My ass.”

“It’s an art in that you have to figure out the best route all within your head,” says Joanna. “And maybe with a map and a compass.”

With that, Joanna ends practice.

> Hit the Showers
> Talk to a Member of your Crew (Specify)
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>> No.32208578

>>32208568
> Hit the Showers
You know the drill.

>> No.32208579

>>32208508
>>32208524
Then we can upgrade/convert it once we have it.

>>32208529
We have 3 tokens left, so can afford it

>> No.32208602

>>32208471
But there's the problem. Any situation where it would work well to deny an area of value is reasonably one where the opponent would deploy a large amount of forces because they want it too and it gets blown to bits.

If it were an area of not so much value, an open area or similar, then it gets ignored because the gun is too small to be a genuinely serious threat.

There are ways to amend this situation but while the ability is useful, it's not overpowered by any stretch.

And one solution is...

>>32208568
> Talk to a Crew (Bandwagon)
Give them a book. The faster they become Elite, the more lethal they'll be.

>> No.32208621

>>32208568
>> Hit the Showers
> Talk to a Crew (Specify)
Senior and Junior team, how was their first practice.

Rifle team about getting their program up and running and what else we can do to help.

>> No.32208631

>>32208568
>Hit the Showers with Fairless

>> No.32208637

>>32208568
> Talk to a Crew (Seniors and Juniors)
For the Juniors, inquire about their habit of turning the whole tank to fire.
Might be best to incorporate that habit rather than train them out of it.

>> No.32208659

>>32208568
>>32208621
This

>>32208602
The Churchill is very well armored anyway so it can withstand a good assault, and the 6 pounder gun is a threat so it will be considered one if the Churchill itself knocks down a tank or two and their rounds aren't penetrating.

Also they read a book I think if I remember correctly and reading a book only gives a flat rate

>> No.32208693

>>32208568

Adding my vote in support of this >>32208637

Suggest to the Juniors about changing to a Casemate tank if one becomes available

>> No.32208712

>>32208568
>Hit the Showers
Where's that Cyborg image when I need it?

>> No.32208753

>>32208568
>>32208621
This,

I hope we finished their quest but considering SJW are a tough nut to crack I ain't seeing it

>> No.32208765

>>32208579
I am strongly in favor of using a GS token for the Pershing.

>> No.32208782

>>32208765
same

>> No.32208786

>>32208637
>>32208568

Adding support for this idea. Maybe we'll have another casemate team.

>> No.32208795

>>32208568
>> Hit the Showers
Talk to Fairless/Kitten/Nancy.
About Practice and finals.

>> No.32208804

>>32208786
that is dumb we do not need another one

>> No.32208814

>>32208786
We can use the T-34 chassis we bought to turn it into a Su-85 or the bettwe Su-100.

both are a crew of four, casemate, and sport a large caliber armament

>> No.32208816

> Hit the Showers
> Talk to a Crew (Pinprick and Steel)

The showers were expanded a bit to allow some extra room, but you’ve noticed that it’s actually become a bit crowded now with all these young naked girls of varying legal ages in the United States. Fairless herself is a bit peeved at the fact that everyone is admiring her body, but nobody is actually coming to talk to her. So you decide to break the ice.

“Hey, Bernadette,” you say. “Enjoy practice?”

Bernadette nods. “It was cool. Henrietta and Andrea are certainly filling out their roles.”

Henrietta walks over, smiling. “Yeah, that 75mm is great! Kinda wish we could upgrade to a bigger gun though, can the Chaffee hold anything bigger?”

You say, “Not anything that’s legal.”

“D’oh,” says Henrietta.

Betty walks over as well. “I enjoyed practice too! Firing that gun was really…” She blushes a little, sighing. “It was really something!”

You ask, “Hey, Betty. I noticed you were actually rotating the entire tank instead of the turret to lock onto targets. What’s up with that?”

“What’s a turret?” asks Betty.

Hm. That would explain that. But regardless, you spend the rest of shower time shooting the shit, and soon you’re all fresh and ready to go wherever you wish.

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>> No.32208851

>>32208816
> Talk to a Crew (Rifle Team)

About them having their firearm awareness program and anything else we need to do to help them

>> No.32208852

>>32208816
>> Consult the Shop (Specify)
girl-scout the Pershing

>> No.32208887

>>32208816
>>32208851
This.

>Ask Nancy if she has heard anything from Anchovy

>> No.32208912

>>32208816
>>32208852

Girl Scout token the Pershing.

>> No.32208915

>>32208816
Voting for this >>32208851
and this>>32208887

Also facepalming over the Junior team.

>> No.32208948

>>32208804
But the Su-100 is really effective and served with distinction.

Also it can take out and out fire most german tanks

>> No.32208981

>>32208915
It's not that their wrong in how they can use it.

Just give them a casemate, I'm starting to like the Su-100, rather then the Crusader and T-70

>> No.32209004

>>32208948
it clashes with are team we already had this talk many times turrets fit are team

>> No.32209015

>>32208816
>> Other
GET A KOTATSU!

>> No.32209028

>>32209015
we should pick on of those up and
>>32208912
>>32208852
backing this

>> No.32209055

>>32208981
Lets teach them about turrets and see how they feel about it. If they still have problems, switch to casemate for them.

>> No.32209056

>>32209004
Yet the Stug is there due to the History team being the History team.

A good portion of our matches is holding an area.

If you looked at the stats of of the Su-100 it fills out the requirements for our team, a sort of late war tank, high calibur armament to face late war tank, has decent speed and armor, low silhouette for its type.

The only thing it lack is a turret but it excels in it's role very well.

>> No.32209061

> Talk to a Crew (Team Minie)

“And thanks again for getting the program approved, Gertrude, honestly,” says Samantha.

“Ah, no worries,” you say. “If there’s anything I can do to help maybe?”

“Well, you’re free to come along. We’re doing it Fridays after school, Saturdays as well, and Sundays,” says Megan. “That’s if those fucking soccer moms don’t try and rain us out with their ‘die-ins’ or their ‘protesting’. Bunch of pinko communist dickfucks.”

You nod. “Of course, well, enjoy yourselves at least.”

With that, you decide to call Mr. Mishka.

“Hello, Gertrude! What can I do for you?”

> WANTED FOR PURCHASE
>> M45 PERSHING (Vintage): 45,000 Dollars (Free Purchase)

> Confirm?
> Y/N
> Other

>> No.32209078

>>32209061
Y

>> No.32209079

>>32209061
>Confirm

>> No.32209096

>>32209061
> Y

>> No.32209118

>>32209061
>Y

>Other
Add Applique Armor Light Tank
Improved Suspension Light Tank
Grouscer Kit

=1050

For the Chaffee

>> No.32209119

>>32209061
>Y
>M45
Screw the Pershing, we got ourselves an odd Patton pattern.

>> No.32209155

>>32209055
Well we have until next monday until the T-34 Chassis comes in. So if they change their minds fine but I think the SU-100 will be a good addition.

>>32209061
>>32209118
This, just to add the usual stuff to the Chaffe

>> No.32209185

>>32209061
>>32209118
might as well

>> No.32209213

>>32209119
No, wait, the M45 IS a Pershing. Remains to be seen why the 105mm howitzer, it's not an AT gun.
Perhaps we can upgrade it with a T54 90mm?

>> No.32209270

> Y

> PURCHASE
>> M45 PERSHING (Vintage): (FREE)
>> Applique Armor Kit: Light Tank: 450 Dollars
>> Grouser Kit: 100 Dollars
>> Improved Suspension: 1,000 Dollars

“Alright. I’ll make the orders. For now, your tanks will be stored in my warehouse until the HQ is rebuilt so it should be quick to get those parts in. As for the Pershing, it’ll be good.”

“Great, Mr. Mishka. Thanks!”

“No worries! Just go out there and win the tournament!”

With that, you hang up. Most of your crews are already packing up to leave. Your stomach growls a bit too. Might be time for dinner. You look over to see Fairless is chewing incessantly on a bit of gum, still playing with silly putty in her hands.

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>> No.32209300

>>32209270

>Head somewhere

Dinner with Juniors, Seniors, and your crew

>> No.32209313

>>32209270
German, the total is 1050, since the light tank suspension is 500 dollars.

>Head Somwhere (Dinner)
>Ask Nancy if they gotten a call from Anzio

>> No.32209327

>>32209300
Supporting this

>> No.32209344

>>32209313
Whoops, I'll correct that for the budget.

>> No.32209345

>>32209270
>>32209300
>>32209313
This please

>> No.32209346

>>32209270
Apply Nancy to Fairless. I am sure Nancy can nurse Fairless back to her normal cool self.

>> No.32209380

>>32209270
> Head Somewhere (Dinner)
> Talk to a Member of your Crew (Nancy)
Anzio related business.

>> No.32209396

>>32209270
>>32209313
Supporting this. I really want that practice match

>> No.32209426

The good thing about the T-34 chassis is that we dont need to field the type 97 now.

We'll have 21 tanks.

>> No.32209458

>>32209270
Voting in support of >>32209300
and >>32209313

Although I am questioning how the hell we are hungry after todays lunchtime horror.

>>32209346
Are there non-fapping reasons for this particular pairing?

>> No.32209467

>>32209346
Why, when Trudy herself is right there?

>> No.32209475

>>32209458
It's cute.

>> No.32209503

>>32209458
Nope. Also more of to break up any love triangles.

>> No.32209507

>>32209426
Now we have to decide on the Su-100 and the T-34/57.

I think the Junior team are the opposite of the rifle team in this regard. We changed their casemate into a t-34 since they disliked the casemate design.

Junior team uses a turreted tank as a casemate and the 100mm Caliber gun had more penetrating power and range then the 57mm, I think it is a good choice.

We still kind of need the Chi-Ha until we up gun the Somua though

>> No.32209529

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
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You invite the Juniors and Seniors to dinner at the regular BBQ place. Everyone eats their fill for the day, chattering excitedly about the tanks. You remember when it was you doing that, feels so long ago now.

“Hey, Nancy,” you ask. “Did you hear back from Anzio?”

Nancy nods. “I did. Anzai called me yesterday. They said that they’d be willing to consent to a practice match, provided that you defeat Pravda.”

You nod. “I suppose.”

Nancy looks over at Fairless, who’s grumpily chewing on her ribs. “Bernadette, you got some sauce on your cheeks.” She pulls out her handkerchief, quickly dabbing Fairless’ surprised face clean. “There! Clean as a whistle!”

Fairless nods, looking away. “Yeah, yeah… thanks.”

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>> No.32209550

>>32209503
Can't this just be something in which friend are friends?

>> No.32209558

>>32209507

Lets see how they do now that they know about a turret first

>> No.32209577

>>32209529
>> Other
Actively ship NancyXFairless, in-character.

>> No.32209578

>>32209270

>>32209300
>>32209380
>Combine these.

>> No.32209590

>>32209529
>Nancy looks over at Fairless, who’s grumpily chewing on her ribs. “Bernadette, you got some sauce on your cheeks.” She pulls out her handkerchief, quickly dabbing Fairless’ surprised face clean. “There! Clean as a whistle!”
>Fairless nods, looking away. “Yeah, yeah… thanks.”

Shipping intensifies.

>> No.32209596

>>32209529
>> Converse Casually (Topic?)

Konigsberg's hidden lineup and who gets to sneak onto their ship.

>> No.32209627

>>32209529
> Converse casually. (The upcoming match)

How many crews are in the next match?

>> No.32209637

>>32209529
>>32209596
This, please

>>32209577
>>32209590
Devoting this. I mean for god sake, if a girl does something nice for another girl doesn't mean romantic relations.

I'm sorry if I'm overreacting but come on.

>> No.32209654

>>32209596
Supporting this.

>>32209550
You are one sick bastard, you know.

>> No.32209658

>>32209596
In reverse, how the heck do other teams know about our lineup? We don't even have a website! I think....

>> No.32209685

>>32209658
Rumor mill probably.

>> No.32209691

>>32209637

Dude. Lighten up. I didnt even vote for anything.

Its like we cant even comment on anything.

>> No.32209734 [SPOILER] 

>>32209658
Sure we do. We got lots of pictures on it. Here's one our Senior Class President took.

>> No.32209771

>>32209577
After all, it only takes one hand to work a mouse

>> No.32209772

>>32209654
I know this is a joke but in all honesty come on.

I get it /tg. like the /u/ I get that but in a show where cute girls do cute things and Nancy so far has been like a good citizen to anyone she meets.

its kind of irritating to go through this whole cycle in which if person a does something nice for person b = must ship.

I get sometime people do this as a joke but it's starting to get to me.

>> No.32209804

>>32209691
Again, I apologize for overacting and I think I clicked on yours by accident. so again I'm sorry

>> No.32209838

>>32209558
Well they have roughly one more practice until the chassis comes in and by that point they won't have a real preference,

Also I prefer the SU-100, since despite being a casemate has many features that will work well.

>> No.32209892

>>32209772
What if it gets more obvious? Would then the ship be more tolerable?

>> No.32209898

>>32209772
>>32209804
Sorry, man, it's just that they seem to fit together like a puzzle. They have a lot of similarities and direct complements to each other.
Nancy: Housewifey, friendly, pure, follower, hard working, sleeps in the nude
Faireless: Career woman?, cold/distant, ..not as pure, leader, hard working, sleeps in the nude

>> No.32209908

> Converse Casually

“Alright, we need someone to play spy for us to figure what Konigsberg’s line up is,” you say. “Who’s willing?”

“Not it!” says everyone.

“Oh come on, guys,” you say. “I can’t do it!”

“Why can’t you?” asks Henrietta.

“Because they’d recognize me!” you say.

“Why don’t we just visit them and ask them politely-“ You interrupt Nancy with:

“Because that’s boring.” You scratch your chin. “I suppose I could do it, but… ugh. Difficult business.”

“Why are we even concerned?” asks Andrea. “I mean, the way things are going, we’re pretty much invincible.”

“No,” you say. “If we have forward intel, we can make plans around it. All we know is that they have a bunch of heavy tanks and that’s it. We can’t work with that,” you say. “We need to know their plans.”

Henrietta nods. “Cool story, bro.”

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>> No.32209929

>>32209908
FUCK YOU TRUDE, OBEY NANCY!
>Other
"just visit them and ask them politely"

>> No.32209956

>>32209908
>> Head Somewhere (Specify)
Time to head home.

Regarding crews I think we can gather the hall monitors to create a 4 man team.

Where should we find the last one?

>> No.32209988

>>32209908
> Converse Casually (What about the Panty Theives).

They were ninjas! They could pull off our secret mission!

>> No.32210048

>>32209988
They were working as a group and knew the environment inside and out. We would be sending a solo SEAL hopeful in an unknown, potentially hostile territory. We don't even know where their ship is and how to get there and back,

>> No.32210050

>>32209908
> Other
Well, we can always try direct mode.

But for starters we can check their previous matches. There bound to be some archive about that.

>> No.32210056

>>32209908
> Head Somewhere (Home sounds fine)
Gotta leave, so thanks for running Schteel!

>> No.32210069

>>32209892
Frankly it depends on how hard the ship is, and if people force the issue, it gets annoying

>>32209898
More like hitting a round peg into a square hole.

One of the reasons it bothers me is that we don't know Nancy is even gay or bi or whatever but people assume since she's nice to fairless and everyone else on the ship that she's in love with her and thus must ship.

Romance is not the main concern and I think Nancy has other problems, I'm just getting a little annoyed that if someone is nice to someone else it will be cute to pair them up.

Wait I mean I guess, its fine but try not to force it on characters we don't know.

And if she is, I'll probably bang my head on my keyboard really hard for even making this stupid argument because of the pointlessness of it all.

>> No.32210086

>>32209929
Actually, that's sound. We can try to at least get a feel for their school and see how they're so secretive.

Then it turns out that no one bothered asking them about their tanks.

>> No.32210099

>>32209908
> Head Somewhere (Book Store)
>Study Anzio

>> No.32210112

>>32210086
And even their IT teams might be a shit. That's why hardly any web presence.

>> No.32210122

>>32209908
> Head Somewhere Book store
We need new books to read.

>> No.32210161

>>32209908
> Talk Tanks
Trudy can start with secondhand info regarding Konigsberg via past matches.
Anzio can come in handy for this. They'll be up on the chopping block first.

These are the following schools Konigsberg faced before.
>Anzio
>Richard the Lionheart
>BC Freedom Academy

>> No.32210171

> Head Somewhere (Home)

You decide to head onto the dorms. You say goodbye to the Junior and Senior Staffs and head to the Sophomore dorms with your crew.

Kitten says, “Boy, Fairless looked terrible today.”

Nancy says, “Oh, I feel sorry for her! I can only imagine what she’s going through right now.”

“Imagine? I was there. She’s not a morning person anymore,” you say.

Lisa says, “Well, it’s her fault for smoking in the first place. But good on her for quitting at least.”

Nancy, with her most determined expression, says, “Nothing doing! I am going to go over to her dorm and take care of her!” She turns away from you all. “Good night, sleep tight!”

You nod. “Yeah, see you, Nancy.”

You arrive at the dorms.

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>> No.32210185

>>32210161

It was mentioned that koingsberg fielded the same 5 tanks for all the matches in this tourny.

>> No.32210211

>>32210171
>Head to Kitten’s Dorm
We slept with Fairless last night, time to even it out.

>> No.32210212

>>32210171

....huh. shipping further intensifies.


>> Head to Kitten’s Dorm (Invite anyone?)

Some time with just the two.

>> No.32210237

>>32210171
> Head to Kitten’s Dorm (Just us)

>> No.32210239

>>32210185
Just 5 tanks?
That's Ooarai levels of crazy right there, no wonder everyone wants to know their secrets. I won't be surprised if they're all elite.

>> No.32210247

>>32210171
> Head to your Dorm (Kitten)

>> No.32210258

>>32210171
> Head to your Dorm

Can;t we just sleep alone for once

>> No.32210264

>>32210171
> Head to Kitten’s Dorm (Alone)

>> No.32210268

>>32210212
Nancy's just being nice! Fairless wouldn't dare cheat on Trude with her!

R-right?

>> No.32210283

>>32210211
We sleep in Kitten's dorm almost all the time?

I wonder when was the last time we slept in our dorm alone?

>> No.32210294

>>32210258
As much as I agree, we may have to endure Kitten poutings to make that happen

>> No.32210304

>>32210171
> Head to your Dorm

Pissing against the tide

>> No.32210307

>>32210283

When kitten follows us home.

>> No.32210310

>>32210258
Why would we want to, though?

>> No.32210317

>>32210268
Trude is only a very close friend with Fairless, i'd ship trude with Kitten.

>> No.32210323

>>32210171
> Head to your Dorm alone.

>> No.32210335

With kitten, fairless and Michelle to look after, Trude will never sleep alone~

>> No.32210338

>>32210268
Will Nancy be as pure tomorrow?

>> No.32210342

>>32210294
Why would she pout? If we start doing that cold turkey, I guess so but for one day?

>>32210307
I don't remember that

>>32210310
Some alone time, I guess. I just feel that even Trude just want time to herself and almost everyday we sleep with Kitten

>> No.32210354

>>32210317
Personally I like Trude/Kitten, Trude/Fairless, and all three together for reasons that are too fucking hard to explain on a phone.

>> No.32210365

>>32210268
I hope so, Anon, I hope so.

>> No.32210374

>>32210354

We need to apply more pressure on merc to run assassins.

>> No.32210376

>>32210171
>> Head to Kitten’s Dorm (Invite anyone?)
No One. They have their own boyfriends to talk/snuggle with.

>> No.32210385

>>32210268
Please refer to this>>32209550

>> No.32210399

>>32210354
As much as i want /u/ boot fleet with trude as grand admiral, its feels weird for this quest.

>> No.32210409

>>32210342
>Some alone time, I guess. I just feel that even Trude just want time to herself and almost everyday we sleep with Kitten
Point, though those times are few and far between. Lewdness aside, Trude is a very social, freely person. Her spending nearly all of her waking hours and non waking hours with friends seems in character.

>> No.32210416

> Head to Kitten’s Dorm (Invite anyone?)

You and Kitten walk into her dorm, taking off bras and stretching the day away. “Boy!” says Kitten. “I’ll tell you something, Gertrude. You don’t need to sleep with me every night.”

You pout. “But then I wouldn’t be with you, Kitten!”

“D’aw.” Kitten kisses you on the cheek. “Stop it, you’re making me blush.”

You roll your eyes. “Whatever, nerd.”

“But seriously.” Kitten zips down her skirt and kicks it off, then unbuttons her blouse. “What’s with you and Fairless? I mean, you two have only really known each other for like a month at least and you’re already buddy buddy?”

You smirk. “Jealous?”

Kitten raises her hands in defense. “Curious.”

> “I like making friends.”
> “I see a person in need of help.”
> “You’re so jelly stop being jelly you fucking piece of shit”
> Write in

>> No.32210432

>>32210416
>> “I see a person in need of help.”
Seriously, this is how I see it. This is also how I see with Kitten but then it shifted into something more.

>> No.32210434

>>32210416
>> “I like making friends.”
>> “I see a person in need of help.”

>> No.32210435

>>32210416
> “I like making friends.”
> “I see a person in need of help.”

I don't think she has any friends, other than us.

>> No.32210438

>>32210416
>“I like making friends and I see a person in need of help.”

>> No.32210439

>>32210416
> Shit, all of the above. We like making friends, Fairless needs friends badly, and then jelly troll Kitten.

>> No.32210441

>>32210416
>> “I like making friends.”
>> “I see a person in need of help.”

>>32210409
True, but even the most social person wants time to herself, at one point or another.

I just mostly want to see what we can do when we're alone

>> No.32210442

>>32210416
>> “I see a person in need of help.”
and as fellow Freddie victims. Enemy mine but we get become real friends afterwards.

>> No.32210452

>>32210439
This.

>> No.32210457

>>32210432
Actually, I still see her as friends.

>> No.32210471

>>32210416
>> “I like making friends.”
>> “I see a person in need of help.”

>> No.32210480

>>32210416
>“I see a person in need of help.”
Also "you are the only one for me, Kitten"

>> No.32210481

>>32210416
> “I like making friends.”
> “I see a person in need of help.”
> “You’re so jelly stop being jelly you fucking piece of shit”
All three seem appropriate.

>> No.32210491

>>32210416
> “I like making friends.”
Besides, it's rather unfair for Fairless to be judged only based on what people see.
Isn't that almost the same situation with Gertrude, Kitten and Eugene in their childhood?

And regarding a possible chance to Solid Snake into Konigsberg's school ship.
>“Oh come on, guys,” you say. “I can’t do it!”
>“Why can’t you?” asks Henrietta.
>“Because they’d recognize me!” you say.

It's a good thing that we have a master of disguise on her way to join us.
Ah, who am I kidding? This will end in tears.
Of laughter.

>> No.32210516

>>32210416
> “I like making friends.”
> “I see a person in need of help.”

>> No.32210525

>>32210491
Oh shit! We should subcontract through Miho!

We shall hire The Fluffiest Spy!!!

>> No.32210531

>>32210416
> “I like making friends.”
> “I see a person in need of help.”
> “You’re so jelly stop being jelly you fucking piece of shit”
All thrreeeeee~

>> No.32210537

>>32210457
Trudy and Kitten? True.
I mean, they do stuff together that would make /u/ blush, basically everything short of actually kissing, but there's still an air of non-romance (for lack of a better term) around them. Actual, close friendship.
But so close to the edge that one little push and bam.

>> No.32210565

>>32210491
>pic
What in the name of everloving fuck is a "water bike"?

>> No.32210572

>>32210525
>sending a japanese girl to infiltrate an american school
What could go wrong?

>> No.32210575

>>32210537
Or they're just good friends with mutual boundry issues.

>> No.32210576

>>32210537
It's more of Trude being in denial. Kitten seems to be on the level on the romance side. It's like she is waiting for Trude to come to terms with her sexuality more.

>> No.32210588

>>32210537
And /u/ is trying to do so with a bulldozer and it's disgusting. Not the relationship itself but the whole hammering.

I enjoy the tank debates more then this type of arguments

>> No.32210597

>>32210565
A bike you drive on water.

>> No.32210599

>>32210572
That's why it will work. They'll never expect it! Like a daylight charge across a minefield.

>> No.32210604

>>32210416
>> “You’re so jelly stop being jelly you fucking piece of shit”

>> No.32210618

>>32210599
Just because your surprise them, doesn't necessarily mean it's "work".

>> No.32210635

>>32210575
Well considering the only friends in Middle School were her and Eugine, up until the first year in LGA, I will assume so

>> No.32210638

> “I like making friends.”
> “I see a person in need of help.”

You shrug. “I tell you what, Kitten. I like making friends, and I like helping people. Fairless is someone that needed my help.”

Kitten rolls her eyes, smiling. “Figures, that’s what I love about you, Trudy. You’re always willing to put your own ass on the line for someone who even looks like they might need help.”

You chuckle a bit as Kitten takes off your skirt and your socks for you. “Hmph. Call me old fashioned I suppose.”

“Ah, we need more of that,” says Kitten. “That good old fashioned American spirit. The kind that inspires people to help each other you know. Still, Fairless of all people.”

You smirk, crossing your arms at her. “Jelly?”

“No…” says Kitten. “… a little but I accept-“

Oh god your sides please no come back

“Trudy, please.”

no

Kitten blushes, grinning. “Oh, come on. I am jealous! Honestly!” She rests her head on your knees, pouting. “I don’t get to spend much time with you that way!”

> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”
> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
> Ruffle Kitten’s hair
> Write in

>> No.32210645

>>32210588
/u/ as I am, I too am disgusted by the bulldozing most other /u/boaters here do. But I have some faith in Schteel that he won't compromise his integirty and go full on /u/ in the canon quest.

>> No.32210661

>>32210638
> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
> Ruffle Kitten’s hair

>> No.32210680

>>32210638
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

She needs to expand her circle of friends

>> No.32210683

>>32210638
>> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
>> Ruffle Kitten’s hair
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”
In this order. For the mixed messages!

>> No.32210691

>>32210525
It already worked twice. Three times is stretching it, I say.

>> No.32210704

>>32210638
> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
> Ruffle Kitten’s hair
> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

In that order.

>> No.32210710

>>32210638
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

>>32210645
Thank you, I feel like I was the only one.

I enjoy the cute girl doing cute things, but to force romance not even just true but for every single character gets a little tiring

>> No.32210720

>>32210537
>But so close to the edge that one little push and bam.

That's so ridiculously cliched, and I'm pretty annoyed with the /u/-boats deciding that Trude and Kitten were destined to be together from the first damned thread. The bitchfit that was thrown over Eugene didn't exactly help my attitude toward that ship, either.

Fairless is at least a lot more interesting than moe-moe-Kitten-chan. And if we're going to wind up in /u/ territory, I'd rather go with the option that doesn't reduce every close female friendship to shipping fodder.

>> No.32210726

>>32210691
>It already worked twice

That just means she's had practice! She's ready for her glorius mission!

>> No.32210735

>>32210638
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

>> No.32210741

>>32210638

> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

>> No.32210742

>>32210638
>>32210683
This but with more ruffling.

>> No.32210751

>>32210638
> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

>> No.32210755

>>32210638
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”

>> No.32210761

>>32210638
> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
> Ruffle Kitten’s hair

>> No.32210773

>>32210683
>>32210704
Supporting these

>> No.32210814

>>32210638
>> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
>> Ruffle Kitten’s hair
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”
Allll threeeee againnnnn

>> No.32210847

>>32210638
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”
Honestly, We shouldn't really be sorry, maybe the hair ruffling but Kitten needs to expand her circle of friends.

>> No.32210879

>>32210638
>> “Tell you what, get to know her and we can start doing things together.”
>> “I’m sorry, Kitten.”
>> Ruffle Kitten’s hair

All in an appropriate order

>> No.32210901

>>32210879
That's...sound like Trude is leaving Kitten.

>> No.32210906

> All of the above

You smile. “Sorry, Kitten.” You run your hand through Kitten’s hair. She rests her head on your thighs, giggling as you finger and tousle her silky smooth hair, a far cry from the greasy mess it used to be in August. No, this isn’t the Kitten you’re quite used to. “Tell you what though, get to know her, Kitten. We can all start doing things together, the three of us!”

Kitten pouts. “But I want you all for myself.”

“Oh, we’re having a conflict of philosophy there then my little Kittycat.” You pull her up onto the bed, lying her down and bringing the covers over the both of you. “Listen, you need more friends, Kitten.”

“I have plenty of friends,” she says. You almost laugh, but goddamn it, that’s actually kind of true.

“Doesn’t mean you can’t have more,” you say. Kitten’s quiet at that, contemplative, but then she rests her head on your shoulder, shutting her eyes.

Ah, Kitten.

“Good night, Trudy.”

“Good night, my sunshine!” you say in most cheerily corny voice. You tug on her cheek a little, causing her to squeak a bit and turn over in bed.

You sigh, time for sleep.

> END DAY

>> No.32210926

>>32210906
Kitten is mad and sad~

>> No.32210933

>>32210906
That's it for this weekend. I'm not sure if I'll be able to return Friday with LGA due to forthcoming affairs but I will update and let you know. Apologies.

Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteel

See you next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qerg0LyLi6c

>> No.32210944

>>32210906

Kitten too cute.

Thanks for running schteel!

>> No.32210961

>>32210906

Thanks for the fun, GermanSchteel.

See you next week?

>> No.32210969

>>32210933
Thanks for writing!

>>32210906
Inb4 Kitten becomes yandere

>> No.32210975

>>32210933
>>32210906
Kitty is qt, thanks for running Schteel, see ya next week.

>> No.32210986

>>32210933
Forgot to mention. If I have a free day Monday or Tuesday, I'll maybe run a funny little thread or so. Stay tuned, apologies if I don't.

DON'T LOSE YOUR WA-

>> No.32210989

>>32210926
Honestly, I feel we're having a slight revert when we did the whole play.

People wanted her to focus on Trude where in fact, she had people relying on her and focus and trust those who gave her the part and do it for herself and others.

She's focusing back on Trude again, not as bad as before but I'm starting to notice a difference

>> No.32211014

>>32210986
KlK a shit, I've been lied to. It didn't save anime, it didn't even do a damn thing in the end.

>> No.32211068

>>32210986
Quit playing games with us and have Trudy bashfully ask Kitten for advice on masturbation.

You put it out there.

>> No.32211074

>>32210986
I rather have our match with Pravda soon, but sure a short fun thread

I wish the way was here for the T-34/57 and the Su-100

>> No.32211111

>>32211014
why would anime need saving? I'm fine with what I'm watching.

>> No.32211164

>>32210989
Not really?

She's hanging out with Charlotte in the hobby shop and with Nancy for yoga out of her own volition, without Trudy needing to drag her along, for one thing.

Only a matter of time until her friendship expands further without having Trudy be the intermediary. Her classmate in radio operations who's also a Reading/Writing club member, for example.

>> No.32211269

>>32210986

>> No.32211791

>>32211164
True, but I haven't seem much improvement since then other then chaorlotte.
Again for us it's been months but for them it's was like one month ago?

I kind of get it but it should be another step to her doing this on her own

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