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TANKRED STILL ENDURES

>> No.32107324

Why do you still fight Tankred ?

What is there that causes you to endure so ?

>> No.32107339

>>32107299
AdMech maintenance bill: 97887122141072.99 thrones so far.

>> No.32107344

>>32107324

THE BITCHES OF COURSE

>> No.32107380

>>32107339

SSSHHHH

Just light up the incense, get the bottle of ungent and bring me more ceramite will ya?!

>> No.32107385

>>32107299
Come on, Tankred, Tankpink and Tankblue are waiting, Zordon called.

>> No.32107464

>>32107344
But you got no dick, Tankred.

>> No.32107631

>>32107385
This joke was so bad it actually killed the thread about tankred. Even tankred couldn't endure. Man. Just, I don't know, hide.

>> No.32107644

>TANKRED ENDURES

It can be sorrowful for those who didn't endure, It can be roared in anger, It can be inspirational but it is always defiant.

That is Tankred.

He might be a bit senile and not too sure what millennium it is or who the current High Marshal is or even who he is fighting but by the Emperor he will be still standing at the end of it.

>> No.32107657

>>32107631

NO, TANKRED STILL ENDURES

>> No.32107878

>>32107657
This anonymous guardsman stands corrected and awestruck, ancient one.
>regiment rosedas

>> No.32107946

>>32107644
>you will never endure like tankred
this is truly suffering

;_;

>> No.32108028

>>32107878

TANKRED WILL ALWAYS ENDURE

EXCEPT WHEN TANKRED MIGHT SLEEP A LITTLE

BUT TANKRED IS STILL ENDURING STILL

>> No.32108088

>>32107657
>gleefulchildren.mp3

>> No.32108098

>>32107339
THAT'S NOTHING
I MAKE MORE THAN THAN IN ME DAY

>> No.32108141

>>32107299
Oh great Tankred, tell us stories of you exploits!

>> No.32108238

>>32108141
ONCE, TANKRED STRUCK A FILTHY WORD BEARER WITH ANOTHER FILTHY WORD BEARER.

THERE IS A PUN TO BE MADE THERE, BUT AT FOUR TONNES TANKRED MUST BE THE BIGGER MAN AND REFRAIN FROM SUCH HUMOR.

>> No.32108305

>>32107464
MY SIEGE HAMMER HAS MANY USES AND IS DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO MY NERVOUS SYSTEM

>> No.32108356

Man I would love to talk to a dreadnought that a few hundred/thousand years old that shit would be cool as a motherfucker

>> No.32108419

>>32108141

ONCE TANKRED PULLED THE SPINE FROM A GREATER DAEMON OF KHORNE

THEN TANKRED USED SAID SPINE TO BEAT MORE WORLD EATERS

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ...
TANKRED FORGOT WHERE TANKRED IS GOING WITH THIS BUT TANKRED ENDURES

>> No.32108525

>>32108419
the moral is Greater Daemons are spineless?

>> No.32108596

>>32108525
It's that or a Greater Daemon's spine is a efficient bludgeoning device.

>> No.32108604

>>32108419
Noble warrior, please tell us once more about that time you caught a squad of banshees unprepared.

>> No.32108632

>>32108305

THIS IS NOT TANKRED

TANKRED DOES NOT ENGAGES IN SUCH FOLLY

TANKRED ALSO DISAPROVES OF SIEGE HAMMERS


>>32108141

ONCE MARNEUS CALGAR VISITS TANKRED

MARNEUS CALGAR TELLS TANKRED ABOUT BATTLE WITH SWARMLORD AND ABOUT MARNEUS CALGAR DEATHLY INJURIES

TANKRED ASKS "WHY DID MARNEUS CALGAR DID NOT DREADNOUGHT LIKE TANKRED?"
HE CRIED FOR A WEEK

>> No.32108688

>>32108604

ONCE TANKRED WALKING ON BATTLEFIELD

TANKRED HEARS WHISPERS
TANKRED INVESTIGATES
TANKRED THINKS IT MIGHT BE HIS SHIP

TANKRED LOOKS INTO TRENCHES AND SEES SPARKLY ELDAR FEMALES DOING ELDAR THINGS
TANKRED IS SMITEN
BUT THEY LOOK UP AT TANKRED AND STARE

TANKRED SAYS "THIS IS NOT WHERE TANKRED PARKED HIS SHIP"
...THEY ALL DIED

>> No.32108690

>>32108632
Mighty Tankred! What is the greatest joy in life?

>> No.32108734

>>32108690
TO CRUSH ALL XENOS,
SEE THE HERETICS DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND TO HEAR THE CHANTINGS OF THE TECHPRIESTS

>> No.32108774

>>32108690

TO ENDURE


>>32108734
THIS IS NOT TANKRED AGAIN

TANKRED WONDERS WHAT MATTER OF SHENNANIGAN IS THIS

>> No.32108842

>>32108774
>implying everyone isn't Tankred
Alpharius disapproves.

>> No.32108851

Mighty Tankred!

What is the best way to a Daemonette's heart ?

>> No.32108864

>>32108842
But, I didn't say anything.

>> No.32108876

>>32108851

THROUGH HER CHEST

>> No.32108880

>>32108774
TANKRUD ENDURZ

>> No.32108892

>>32108734
>>32108774
>>32108842
You thought It was Tankred answering this question?

IT WAS I, AHRIMAN!!!

>> No.32108910

>>32108880

TANKRED HAS SEEN THIS AND TANKRED MUST SAY


YOU SON OF A BITCH

>> No.32108948

>>32108892
NO, IT WAS ME, DIO!

>> No.32108957

>>32108774

You're a big Dreadnought.

>> No.32108978

>>32108957

[SPOILER]FOR YOU.[/SPOILER]
]

>> No.32108985

>>32108910
Oh great Tankred. Can you make an estimate on the number of bitches that have endured you?

>> No.32109008

A CHALLENGA APPEARS! 'AVE AT IT YA CANNED OLD GIT

>> No.32109013

>>32108910
TANKRUD HEARZ YER INSUTLZ

TANKRUD STILL ENDURZ

YA GIT

>> No.32109019

>>32108985

ALL OF THEM.

TANKRED ENDURES

>> No.32109029

>>32108948
>implying the Stone Mask wasn't secretly a chaos artifact made by Ahriman mind-controlling Kars

>> No.32109098

>>32109013
>That extended middle finger on the crotchplate

>> No.32109108

>>32108141

TANKRED HAS BEEN STOLEN BY BLOOD RAVENS ONCE

TANKRED WAS STOLEN TO FIGHT CHAOS SO TANKRED WAS HAPPY

TANKRED THEN KNOCKED OUT SOME BLOOD RAVENS

NO ONE STEALS TANKRED OTHER THAN TANKRED

>> No.32109128

IT IS I BJORN

totes not gay for Leman though ;3

>> No.32109144

>>32109128
Can you tell us about your mighty Primarch?

>> No.32109158

>>32109144
WHY DID HE LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.32109161

>>32109008
YOU IS NOT TANKRUD.

TANKRUD IS AN ORIJINUL KARAKTA.

YOU IS INFRINJIN TANKRUD'S COPPYRITES.

TANKRUD WILL ENDUR YER COPPYRITE INFRINJIN.

>> No.32109173

>>32109144
HE WAS ONE HAIRY BASTARD

I MISS MY BEARD

>> No.32109182

30,000 years still going stronk

>> No.32109201

we need more dreadnought threads on /tg/

>> No.32109249

>>32109201
TANKRED FINDS YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING

BE SQUASHED UNDER TANKRED'S MIGHT

>> No.32109361

>>32109098
TANKRUD NEEDS GOOD PROTEKSHUN TO ENDUR.

ZOGGIN' GITZ MIGHT TRY TO TAKE TANKRUD'S PROTEKSHUN SO THEY'Z CAN ENDUR LIKE TANKRUD.

TANKRUD CANNOT TELL ALL GITZ TO ZOG OFF, SO TANKRUD MADE SURE DEY KNEW JUST FROM LOOKIN'.

TANKRUD ENDURZ.

>> No.32109513

TANKRUD HAS ENDURED ALL UVVER DREDS.

TANKRUD IS DA ENDUREST.

TANKRUD ENDURZ.

>> No.32109609

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL PUT THE FUCKING HAMMER DOWN

>> No.32109687

>>32109609
TANKRUD NOW HAS A NEW RED PAINT JOB.

TANKRUD IS NOW DA FASTEST DREDD.

TANKRUD ENDURZ.

>> No.32109740

>>32107385
TWINS THEY ARE? TANKRED IS CAPABLE OF ENDURING MUCH!

>> No.32109821

>>32109687
YOU WANT TO FUCKING RACE YOU TENEG ARAATAN

>> No.32109998

>>32109821
>>32109687

SLOW DOWN YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS AND ENJOY THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE! LIKE TURNIPS! JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS DEFENDING MY TURNIP PATCH FROM THE FUZZY MINIONS OF CHAOS AND IT TOOK ME BACK TO WHEN CHAOS MINIONS WERE SPIKY SKULL WEARING FREAKS INSTEAD OF CUTE LITTLE MARAUDERS! IT WAS EASY TO KNOW THE AGENTS OF CHAOS! THE AGENTS OF CHAOS ALWAYS PISS ME OF ESPECIALLY THOSE DAMN NOISE MARINES AND THEIR LOUD MUSIC! I ASKED THEM NICELY TO TURN DOWN THEIR MUSIC BUT THE WOULDN'T AND I HAD TO PURGE THE HERESY! I MISS HAVING HAIR! IT MADE EVERYTHING BETTER, ESPECIALLY RUNNING IN THE WIND. STILL RUNNING IN THE WIND, STILL YOUNG AT HEART AND RUNNING AGAINST THE WIND. WHY ARE YOU KIDS ON MY LAWN?

>> No.32110033

>>32109998
sit down Papalith, you forgot to take your medicine.

>> No.32110154

>>32110033
I DID NOT FORGET MY MEDICINE! IT WAS TURNIP FLAVORED I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER IT! I REMEMBER IT LIKE THE DAY I WATCHED ABADDON CUT HIS OWN ARMS OFF LIKE A DUMBASS AND OUR ENTIRE CHAPTER LAUGHED AT HIM FOR FIVE HOURS! IN FIVE HOURS I HAVE TO TAKE SOME MORE TURNIPS! A TURNIP TO THE HEAD MAKES THE HERETIC DEAD, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY! BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY HERETIC! EAT DELICIOUS TURNIP EXTERMINATUS!

>> No.32110168

>>32107657
Is that tech priest fellating Tankred?

>> No.32110636

>>32110168
BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T CALL IT SOME CRAZY WORD LIKE FELLATINI OR SOME OTHER CRAZY PASTA SOUNDING NAME WE CALLED IT GETTING OUR PISTONS OILED! WITHOUT EXTENSIVE PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE WE WEREN'T PREPARED TO PURGE THE HERETICS AND XENOS! ONCE I CAUGHT A SHOW ON ONE OF THE HIVEWORLDS WHERE SOMEONE DRESSED UP AS A SISTER OF BATTLE GOT PURGED ALL OVER BY SOMEONE DRESSED AS THE EMPEROR! I NEEDED MUCH PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE THAT NIGHT! BET YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TANKRED YOU SPAGHETTI HAVIN YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER! DAMMIT MY TURNIPS ARE BURNING GODDAMIT IT ALL!

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