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Coming over from >>>/a/107092405

>> No.32061118
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>> No.32061133

>>32061103
Oh God, part 2.

>> No.32061149
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>>32061133
Yes

>> No.32061172
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These were the only pages for this time

>> No.32061198

>>32061172
Will try to translate.

>> No.32061230

>>32061198
>>32061103
>Close your legs!

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>>32061172
Holy shit that's adorable

>> No.32061273

>>32061172
BATH!
BED!
BEYOND!
>BEGONE!

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>> No.32061285
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>>32061103

>> No.32061304
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>>32061285

>> No.32061343

>>32061285
>>32061304
Why are Orcs such bros

>> No.32061355
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>>32061258
>Adorable
more like lewd

>> No.32061418

>>32061355
Why not both?

>> No.32061484

>>32061418
I have no response to that. That is valid.

>> No.32061538

>>32061118
panel 1
>Aah, whatever shall I do...
>I was trying to pass through this hole in the wall and I got stuck!
panel 2
>At this rate, I can't move if someone teases me with something good...
>My bottom half's going to get sexually teased!!
panel 3
>Aah, a defenseless elf's ELF is going to be teased by an orc's ORC!!

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>>32061538
>Aah, a defenseless elf's ELF is going to be teased by an orc's ORC!!

>> No.32061602
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>>32061118
>the implication that she made the hole herself

>> No.32061639

I sorta want them to fuck at some point

>> No.32061654
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Oh god there's more.

>> No.32061655

>>32061127
panel 1
>O: ... what the hell are you doing...?
>E: Wall of temptation / insertion play!
>O: Aah, I see, so you got brain problems.

panel 2
>O: Didn't your friends build this wall to stop you from getting lost?
>E: All I did was hit it a little bit. Who knew it would turn out like this?
>O: You know, I came to check up on it because SOMEONE was banging on it all morning...

panel 3
>O: Honestly, what were you even doing, and why...?
>E: I came to visit you.

panel 4
>E: I came to visit you.
yes, she repeated herself.


Picking it up again in a bit.

>> No.32061675

>>32061639
But that misses the point.

>> No.32061696

>>32061655
>I came to visit you x2
HNNNNNGGGGGG

>> No.32061697

>>32061655
Did the rest of the elves try to wall her in to prevent her from fucking the Orc?
Holy shit.

>> No.32061744

>>32061655
>That smile
>I came to visit you.
S-so moe...

>> No.32061760

>>32061655
WHAT IS THIS FRANTIC PALPITATION I FEEL INSIDE MY CHEST?

>> No.32061786

>>32061760
You're dying.

>> No.32061790
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>>32061655
My heart boner cannot grow any bigger.

>> No.32061801

>>32061786
Dying has never felt so good.

>> No.32061829

>> tfw the good people of /tg/ will never encounter an elf.

Fedoron will never know this feel

>> No.32061831

>>32061127
>>32061655
>breaking a wall to visit him
>her hand holding his short
>that smile
>"I came to visit you." x2
That orc is better be playing hard to get or the poor gal is going to have her heart broken in a billon pieces. Thank you /a/.

>> No.32061902

>>32061103
>Elf 'n Ork 2 - Electric Boogaloo

YES YES YES

>> No.32061925

>>32061149
Somebody please translate this one.

>> No.32061942

>>32061343
Because when you're that ugly you either give into bitterness or be extra cool to make up for it.

>> No.32061975
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>>32061285
>I'll never have a friend who's also a filthy breeding sow

>> No.32061992

>>32061975
Clearly, that means you need to be a friend to someone and also be a filthy breeding sow.

>> No.32061995

>>32061975
You'd take advantage of her, you uncouth barbarian.

>> No.32062010

she looks even more cock hungry

the style itself looks slightly more lewd now too

>> No.32062012

>>32061975
>implying you'd just hold hands with her
filthy pervert

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>tfw you know how orc feels

>> No.32062038

>>32061149
panel 1
>E: I brought souvenirs for you this time!
>O: (... please don't tell me it's her underwear again.)
>O: ... what kind...?

panel 2
(blorp)
>E: It's a complete set of special elf potions!

panel 3
>E: This medicine will make (a specific part of) you energetic...
>E: This medicine will warm you up (in an erotic sense)...
>E: This medicine will increase your sensitivity...
>E: This medicine will make you transparent, and
>E: This medicine will extend your bodily sensations and make it feel like time has stopped for you-

panel 4
>E: Noooooo! You've got to try at least one of them! Nooooo! Uwaaaaaaaan!!
>O: . . . . .

Had some problems translating the medicine spiel, feel free to sub a better translation in if anyone gets one

>> No.32062058

>>32062038
>>E: This medicine will make you transparent, and
For what purpose?

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>>32061975
>you will never be a filthy breeding sow

>> No.32062068

>>32061172
panel 1:
>E: BATH-

panel 2:
(sploosh)

panel 3:
>E: BED-

panel 4:
(slam!)
>E: Boo...

>> No.32062071

>>32062038
>Uwaaaaaaannnn
why is she so cute?

>> No.32062090

>>32062058
Invisibility potion, you donut.

>> No.32062093

>>32062058
spying on elf, or elf spying on you?

>> No.32062094

>>32062058
peep on girls changing obviously

>> No.32062097

>>32062038
>E: This medicine will make you transparent, and
Without knowing anything about moon runes I feel like this might be not be properly translated or there's some really kinky shit going on that I don't know about.

>> No.32062106

>>32062058
for invisible dickings, duh

>> No.32062111

>>32061538
>>32061655
>>32062038
>>32062068

Thanks, anon!

>> No.32062115

>>32062058
>>32062097
>>32062094
>invisible dudes in porn so you can see the splayed vaginas

>> No.32062131

>>32062115
I didn't even think of that. I guess I take invisible dickings for granted in hentai

>> No.32062133

>>32062058
I think it's case of fetish of looking into womb while you fuck.

BECAUSE HER BELLY WILL BE TRANSPARENT, GET IT

>> No.32062138

>>32062115
That... is probably it. I dunno, is it a 2ch joke that all the males in doujins can turn invisible or something?

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>> No.32062152

sasuga /a/, agrue among yourselves about board culture while we enjoy translations and discussion

>> No.32062157

>>32062141
>dat orc in the foreground
He needs counseling

>> No.32062158

>>32062097
Nope, that's literally what she's saying.
Kinky's her middle name.

>> No.32062161

>>32062097

I suspect it's a joke on how hentai often makes the guys transparent to see more of the girl.

>> No.32062167

>>32062115
I really thing he just mistranslated invisible for transparent

>> No.32062182
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>>32061538
>>32061655
>>32062038
>>32062068
Thank you based anon.
>Elf this chapter
Why is she so goddamn cute? And lewd?

>> No.32062185

>>32062152
/a/non here, I am ashamed at the shitposting abounding in that thread. thank you /tg/ for being civil about this

>> No.32062199

Is somebody already shopping the translation in, or should I go ahead and do it? I don't want to go through the trouble if someone is already doing it.

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>>32062185
We're /tg/, what did you expect?

Carry on, little nigga.

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>>32062152
Shame.
They're generally pretty okay.
I think it's just one or two guys, however.

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>>32062185
I just came back from that thread.

For shame.

>> No.32062221

>>32062199
I say go for it

>> No.32062226

>>32062141
>that elf in the back
Is that the kinniku buster?

>> No.32062227

>>32062152
>>32062185
Gotta agree. At least we aren't usually like that.
Ah well, all the anons that actually care are here, so all's well that ends well.

>> No.32062234

>>32062038
>>32062068
God damn it elf, he doesn't care for any of that shit. You're never going to make any headway carrying on like this.

>> No.32062235

>>32062152
It's only about two shitposters anyway.

>> No.32062240

>>32062199
If you are good at typesetting, go right ahead

>> No.32062241

>>32062199
You better use some decent fonts

>> No.32062246

>>32062152
You can discuss any topic on 4chan in a civil and constructive manner, except on it's designated board. News at eleven.

>> No.32062252

>>32062062
>memegenerator

>> No.32062253

>>32062226
Better, it's the dual Kinniku Buster special.

>> No.32062263
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>>32062141

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>that pillow

>> No.32062267

>>32062217
I can almost guarantee it's one or two people. Notice how most of the posts are 1 minute apart, and how he keeps reusing the same insults over and over? If that's not samefagging, I don't know what is.

>> No.32062268

>>32062246
This is 100% true.

Also /tg/ is an exception IF you don't talk about D&D or 40k balance.

>> No.32062269

>>32062234
I wonder how he would react to hand holding.

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>>32061285
>making the orc brown

>> No.32062272

>>32062185
The thread got off to a rocky start to begin with. It was doomed from the get go with an overabundance of /a/utism.

>> No.32062274

>>32062199
Good luck, Anon. If you make it look swell, you'd already be a better man than I. For I am tempted to make a comic sans version with colored MSpaint text.

>> No.32062286

>>32061639
I wouldn't mind seeing them as an honest couple at some point

>> No.32062290

>>32062253
Fucking hype
Those poor Orcs though

>> No.32062292
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>>32061103

Tell me if the font should change. Or whatever.

>> No.32062297

>>32062111
>>32062182
No problem! Glad to be of service- although I also have to thank whoever posted it here, because I didn't even know the artist updated.

>>32062167
Looking back, yeah, it's probably a mistranslation: as far as I know, they use the same kanji for transparent and invisible, but "invisible" is a much better fix in this context.

>> No.32062299

>>32062263
Heh, based Hroz.

>> No.32062303

Looked like it was just one guy spouting the same stuff. Pretty easy to tell him apart from everyone when he just keeps saying shitguys and offtopic.

>> No.32062304

>>32062269
I know my orc heart couldn't handle it.

>> No.32062316

>>32062292
Use a manga font, that one's too amateur looking

>> No.32062317

>>32062252
I've had it for ages, and got it off 4chan, so I really don't know, or give a shit where it came from

>> No.32062318

>>32062292
Less bold I think would be better.

>> No.32062323

>>32062292
Text should be a little smaller and you should rotate it a bit more.

>> No.32062331

>>32062292
looks good.

>> No.32062333
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>>32062292
Personally I don't like, try hangover monday

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>>32062299
I like how there is a back page too.

>> No.32062346

>Resident experts on typesetting

/tg/ really does have everything.

>> No.32062347

>>32062292
Try CC Wild Words for regular text and Zap Raygun v2.0 for shouting.

I doubt you'll need more than that for this.

>> No.32062351
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>>32062269

>> No.32062359

I have to agree with >>32062333, Hangover Monday feels best fitting to Orc's shouting voice.

>> No.32062393

>>32062268
>Also /tg/ is an exception
It really isnt.

>> No.32062399

>>32061103
oh shit, the ride truly never ends!!!!

>> No.32062438 [DELETED] 

>>32061538
>>32061655
>>32062038
>>32062068
>>32062199
>>32062292
>>32062333
>>32062347

I've heard legends about /tg/ getting shit done, but never witnessed it firsthand.
It's... beautiful.

>> No.32062440

>already established in my dungeon world game that elves are weird birdpeople aliens
>to insert this elf would basically slap my players in the face

what do

>> No.32062455
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I tilted it a little more and made it crisp instead of bold, but I ain't got shit for better fonts, it turns out. I'm just going to get the translation out there, someone else can make it look prettier later, if they want.

>> No.32062457

>>32062440
Slap them right in the fucking face

>> No.32062458

>>32062333
>Agent Orange
>Catholic School Girls
>Destroy Earth
>Aggressive Angry Baby Killer

Who's job is it to name these, and where do I apply?

>> No.32062459

>>32062440
>[something] would basically slap my players in the face

Do you really need to ask?

>> No.32062462

>>32062440
Elf from another dimension or something.

>> No.32062464
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>>32062438
Shush, you'll jinx it.

>> No.32062469

So, will someone upload the whole set to the appropriate place afterwards?

>> No.32062472

>>32062203
Consider me converted. Even though I don't play any games considered /tg/

>> No.32062474

>>32062455
Go for it.
>>32062440
Also go for it.

>> No.32062478

>>32062464
Yes sir.

>> No.32062481

>>32062303
If you do go to that thread, just report him. /a/non speaking here.

>> No.32062486

>>32062469
you mean 1d4chan?

>> No.32062488

>>32062440
You could always take this elf's personality and make a lewd birdpeople alien elf out of it, that's what I'd do.

>> No.32062490

Apparently /a/ doesn't want us to post the translated version. So maybe we shouldn't?

>> No.32062494

>>32062488
How lewd *is* a cloaca?

>> No.32062496

>>32062486
Sadpanda is also good.

>> No.32062498
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>>32062185
we are elegan/tg/entlemen afterall.

we do like our elves

>> No.32062499

>>32062472
>implying you need to have anything to do with games to hang out on /tg/

We're all about fluff anyway, so we might as well be /fi/ction or something.

>> No.32062501

>>32062490
Not with that shitposter in the thread
.

>> No.32062502

>>32062490
What, do they want to do it first, or something?

>> No.32062504

>>32062472
We've got quite a few. Any types of games, genres, etc interest you enough that you'd like an intorduction?

>> No.32062506
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32062506

Remember friends, the only good elf is a dead elf, and the only thing better than a dead elf is a dying elf who tells you where their friends are.

This important public service announcement has been brought to you by /tg/ where we encourage you to be human, or barring that a dwarf.

>> No.32062512
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>>32062455
Mind if I try?

>> No.32062520

>>32062490
>/a/ doesn't want us
it's just one REALLY vocal shitposter, but the link to this thread is already in the /a/ thread, if they don't want to respond to shitposting they could've come here by now

>> No.32062525

>>32062268
Please, we can be just as autistic and asinine about pretty much any topic as any board.

>> No.32062526
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>>32062506
>liking dwarves
>ever

>> No.32062527
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>>32062490
I am sure all of us are here, no need to spoonfeed the shitposters left in /a/.

>>32062506
who /jp/ here

>> No.32062528

>>32062502
Nah, they just think it would be a waste since the thread has already been run into the ground. All the /a/nons that care are here.

>> No.32062532

>>32062185
/tg/ is being bro as fuck right now. Thanks translator.

>> No.32062537
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>>32062506

Joke's on you, your image isn't an elf anyway.

>> No.32062540

>>32062512
That is one of the better ones.

>> No.32062545

>>32062506
Get.
Out.
Now.
- Elf

>> No.32062546
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>>32062506
Not really though
Hide that edge

>> No.32062548

>>32062512
I'm not sure why exactly but it looks kinda weird weird the words not filling out the bubble to the fullest.
Probably because the font and the lines of the bubble make it look like he's shouting but the text not fully filling out the bubble makes it appear at least 'less dominant' if that makes sense.

>> No.32062564

>>32062494
How much of a birdpeople the elves are? Just legs and wings instead of arms, or more?

>> No.32062567

>>32062506
Dragonborn here.

Suck a dick.

Also, you posted a stunty getting stabbed.

>> No.32062568

>>32062548
I agree, the text is too small

>> No.32062578

>>32062527
fucking anon, stop being this fucking lewd! we already have Elf, we dont need Brown Elves to add on top of this lewdfest!

>> No.32062584
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>>32062537
Don't bully the baka.

>> No.32062587
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>>32062203
/tg/ should have Seki-kun livestream threads, but that's just me.

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>>32062537
>That image
You've gone too far this time sir, have at you!

>> No.32062604

>>32062512

By all means, if you think you can do a better job than me, I will step back.

>> No.32062608

>>32062564
Not established yet, i think the only bird-like trait they retained is a hummingbird tier love of sugar, and throat sacs that expand

>> No.32062610

>>32062512
thats look better

>> No.32062618

>>32062506
I would post an image, but it has already been posted:
>>>32024131#p32026038

>> No.32062620
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OP here

the title of the strip is いいオークの日(それから)

>> No.32062626
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I'd like you all to read this sentence. And think about the implications.

>> No.32062627

>>32062584
we usually call them That Guy over here /a/non, welcome to /tg/

>> No.32062631

>>32062604
I think your version was superior.

>> No.32062636

>>32062494
Just because it's a birdgirl doesn't mean it can't have a vagina. and cloacas are pretty lewd. birds are lewd.
>had a parakeet
>high school
>he flies around my room, landing on my head and pulling single hairs out of my head when I'm trying to play Bushido Blade
>he has a yellow marble that he talks to
>a reflection is essentially another parakeet
>one day I notice he's not talking anymore
>Look over
>he's rubbing his bird parts all over marble
>grossed out at first, but realize I do essentially the same thing multiple times a day
>carry on, Ichi.
that bird was my nigga.
>>32062498
I too, like elves
>>32062504
WWII history, marauding Norsemen, I suppose.

>> No.32062638

>>32061285
>>32061304
Orc should be green, elf should be brown

>> No.32062639
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>>32062545
Make me.

>> No.32062640
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>>32062578
What if we made the elf in the comic brown and the orc green?

>> No.32062646

>>32062587
Our King does certainly need more love.

>> No.32062647

>>32062626
big surprise a nice, civilized orc isn't accepted by anybody

>> No.32062648

>>32062626
>she built a wall
>just to get stuck in it

>> No.32062654

>>32062636
>WWII history, marauding Norsemen, I suppose.
Roleplaying games, wargames, cardgames or other?

>> No.32062657
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>>32062608
>throat sacs that expand
H-how much can they expand?
What's the biggest thing they could swallow?

>> No.32062662

>>32062185
>>32062203
Is it me, or is /tg/ really sucking every good fellows out of their native boards?

said the man that came from /b/

>> No.32062664

>>32062626
Probably other orcs are evil rapists and stuff so he doesn't associate with them, and all the civilized people assume he's an evil rapist and stuff and don't associate with him, so nobody wants to hang out with him except this pervy elf girl.

>> No.32062668

>>32062640
>brown elves
>white hair
my dick x 100

>> No.32062671
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>>32062548
>>32062568
Is this better?

Also, aren't we missing the last speech bubble in p2? Or how does the line split?

>> No.32062674

>>32062620
Thanks for posting the pages and this thread!

>> No.32062691

>>32062639
Actually I just wanted to make a pun, because the initials spell G.O.N.E.
... I am ashamed.

>> No.32062693

>>32062654
I don't really play any of that stuff. If I had to guess what I might like, I think wargames or roleplaying
>>32062662
most of everyone came from /b/. I just migrated to /k/ and then /a/ before this thread.

>> No.32062701

>>32062657
Is it too much to ask that you keep the lewdness out of every. single. thread.

I just want to talk about board games, war games, and pnp with the occasional dip into vidya or comics.

Why do you need to make everything about your dick?

>> No.32062703

>>32062620
>>32062674
yeah, im just sorry about what happened in /a/ over it, better luck next time OP.

>> No.32062704 [DELETED] 

/a/nons should go back to their board. Seeings how this is a containment board and all, and we wouldn't want to dilute their board culture further.

>> No.32062707

>>32062662
That or the shitposter is just pushing everyone out.
Keep it up /tg/.

>> No.32062710

>>32062671
Yep, that's better.

>> No.32062723

>>32062704
Why did you had to come here.

>> No.32062729

>>32062701
or rather, keep it isolated to your smut thread? I recognize that its an old /tg/ tradition, it just pops up everywhere all the time.

Sometimes I just want to read my forum without having lewd thrown at me.

>> No.32062730

>>32062671
Definitely better, maybe a bit wider linespacing.

>> No.32062734

>>32062701
why do you have to make everything about your hate of other peoples dicks, a little spoilered lewd text is hardly something to get mad about.

>> No.32062738

>>32062506
What if I'm a half dwarf half half-elf?

>> No.32062741

>>32062587
Its not just you. Its me too.

>> No.32062748

>>32062723
Don't feed the troll. Hide the post and carry on.

>> No.32062749
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>>32062640
Which shade of brown?

>> No.32062752

>>32062636
>WWII history, marauding Norsemen, I suppose.
There's a few wargames with a WWII theme. A few of those games also have fantasy settings with Northmen equivalents. I think Flames of War might suit the former but I'm not too knoweldgeable, and I'm having a harder time thinking of fantasy settings without Norse groups than ones that have them, so basically any are a safe bet to explore.

If you're more into the notion of TRPGs, there's a few catch-all systems that are fairly rules light: GURPS Lite and FATE come to mind in particular. I can't think of any TRPGs that handle the 1940s in particular without going Weird War II, but some good fantasy settings to explore are Warhammer's WFRP2E and Fantasy Craft.

>> No.32062759

>/tg/ welcomes in /a/nons,
>/a/ shits all over fa/tg/uys and tells them to fuck off.

Why be accepting of your enemy.

>> No.32062764

>>32062738
>1/2 Dwarf
>1/4 Elf
>1/4 Human
Not even sure how that would turn out.

>> No.32062771

>>32062749
Me personally, I think Dark vanilla or Dusky Dravidian would work really well.

>> No.32062772

>>32062734
I'm not mad, just trying to ask politely.

The lewd on this board is sort of getting out of hand.

The pointed questions about some anon's homebrew race just urge people to go in that direction. Just go to /d/ if you need a fix.

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>>32062668
Don't forget dem thighs.

>> No.32062775

>>32062749
I'll take a California Gold, a Bedouin Dreams, an Evening Elvan and as much Dark Vanilla as I can carry.

>> No.32062777

>>32062648
Her friends built it so she wouldn't get lost

She broke it to go visit orc-kun.

>> No.32062781

>>32062729
>read my forum
Not your forum.

>> No.32062782

>>32062759
Board wars don't exist, it's not a competition

>> No.32062786

>>32062749
Literally any of them.
Bedouin Dreams

>> No.32062791

>>32062749
the elf seems to have blonde hair, i think california gold would be tasteful

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>>32062701
It's not our fault that you are so lacking in self-control that you instantly start to masturbate.

>> No.32062799

>>32062701
Although my dick is of course quite large
to speak of it in terms of expanding throat sacks would be a bit of a hyperbole

>> No.32062803

>>32062749
Scent of Cinnamon. Always.

>> No.32062805

>>32062759
>>>/a/107099056

>> No.32062813

>>32062759
I know /a/ likes to isolate itself, but think of who the real enemies are.
If we fight, some /v/ might sneak in. And none of us want that.

>> No.32062815

>>32062773
mmmmmm.
>>32062759
Really, it's just one sperglord.

>> No.32062825

>>32062749
Color him cali.

>> No.32062827

>>32062772
>Just go to /d/ if you need a fix.
You mean the land where most of the board is gays that delude themselves into thinking that they are straight?
The board where all discussion boils down to "I really need to break other people to get off"?
The board where any thread is inevitably flooded with futa?

You can barely discuss anything on /d/. And they actually get weirded out when you fetish isn't dicks/farts/etc.

>> No.32062836

>>32062772
He did bring up his homebrew race when asking how best to insert sluts into said race, so you cant get mad when other anons are lewd about it

>> No.32062837

>>32062729
Well, bear in mind that the premise of the comic is about an elf banking on many tropes of elf and orc porn, and goading an uninterested orc about it, I think the amount of lewd you're seeing is really justified for this thread at least. I'd be saying "hear hear!" for your points if this was another thread, but it just makes sense here.

>> No.32062839

>>32062749
Bedouin dreams or Evening Elvan

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>>32062729
>my forum

>> No.32062856
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Are we still choosing who's going to do the typesetting or is somebody already doing it?

>> No.32062857 [DELETED] 

>traditional gaming

>> No.32062860

>>32062749
Why is the change between Dusky Dravidian and Amazon Chocolate so much more drastic than the others? My ideal shade would be somewhere between the two.

>> No.32062865

>>32062827
Giantess threads are decent, as long as you avoid the gurofags.

>> No.32062869
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32062869

Could anyone who knows moon check how the last two bubbles go?

>> No.32062871

>>32062752
Thanks, guy, I might just hang around here, get a feel for threads here, and decide if I want to start playing stuff like that. The last time someone invited me to play stuff like that IRL I was a little freaked out by how much of the stuff he had.

>> No.32062881

>>32062856
At this point you can do it in yours, whichever one is liked most will naturally outperform its competitors over time.

>> No.32062882

>>32062752
>>32062654

You might like Axis & Allies, Flames of War or Memoir '44.
I'm not so sure which games could satisfy the maurauding Norsemen itch but /tg/-related video game wise you would probably enjoy Mount & Blade or even a (modded) Skyrim.

Roleplaying wise you might have to look for a more generic system (GURPS, FATE, Savage Worlds), at least I don't know of any systems that are made for WW2 or Norsemen specifically. Maybe Riddle of Steel / Song of Swords could work but I wouldn't recommend those to beginners.

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>>32062512
Mind if I try?

>> No.32062893 [DELETED] 

>>32061103
Not related to /tg/

>> No.32062900

>>32062871
>I was a little freaked out by how much of the stuff he had.
Yeah, some collections grow a little faster and larger than is healthy.

There are online alternatives. Gamefinder threads pop up here and there, you might be surprised.

Good luck!

>> No.32062903

>>32062749
CALIFORNIA GOOOOOOOLD

>> No.32062905

>>32062889
Try harder.

>> No.32062907

>>32062869

It's one sentence. The translation is OK, it's just spread out over both bubbles. The elf part in the first, the ork part in the second.

>> No.32062918

>>32062749
>God tier:
Indian summer, California gold, The okinawan, Scent of cinnamon, Amazon chocolate.
>High tier:
Bedouin dreams, Turkish rosewater, Dark vanilla, Dusky dravidian.
>Mid tier:
Red earth, Evening elvan.
>Low tier:
African queen.

>> No.32062920

>>32062869
Separation is just after "elf's elf"

>> No.32062923

>>32062869
excellent!

>> No.32062925

>>32062893
Elfs and orcs are pretty /tg/ related. Certainly more so than a lot of what goes through this board.

>> No.32062926

>>32062869
Translator anon here: That last sentence in the third panel is actually split over both bubbles. So it would go something like-

"Aah, a defensless elf's ELF..."
"... is going to be teased by an orc's ORC!"

or something to that effect.

>> No.32062928 [DELETED] 

>>32062857
Attention, everyone:
This fag might be an indication of another Janitor purge about to happen.

I wish we were living in less opressive times.

Anyway, Orcs and Elves are /tg/.

>> No.32062940

>>32062871
Stay away from ERP.

>> No.32062948

>>32062869
I think it'd be cool if the second elf and orc were bolded, to sort of add that punch. You're doing good work, though. Just keep on trucking, anon.

>> No.32062955

>>32062647
I'm not saying that this is surprising. I'm saying that this guy is several more levels of broness than we thought. Consider the following (possible inbound wall of text).

He's a civilized orc, which means that orcs don't accept him because civilized, and others don't because orc. So he basically lived his all life alone until meeting the elf (I'm suspecting his mother got sick of the orcs' shit and went to make her child grow up in a healthy environment - which meant to raise him far from everyone).

So far, we have a very lonely orc, which supposedly wouldn't mind some company. And that possibly never got to put his dick into anything.

Then, comes an elf. And albeit she's rather slutty, he genuinely enjoys her presence. I'm taking the flame magic episode as the one time he dropped the grumpy mask to show he really does like her (in a friendly way).

But he doesn't try to get any advantage out of the situation. And, as far as we're shown, while he's being polite towards her and offers her to stay at his place for some time, he still doesn't want to get too attached to her, and possibly wish for her to not get attached to him.

Now, the big question is: WHY?! Why the fuck would a lonely orc refuse to grow too close to a friendly, lewd, female elf? It's basically a one-in-a-lifetime chance, and he's spitting on it! Why?!

Think about it. The elf is explicitly living with other elves, who are her friends. And she had to break a wall between elf territory and the outside just to visit him. Now remember that orcs aren't liked by anyone.

My theory is that he's trying to keep her at bay because, if it was known that she's in any kind of relationship with an orc, her friends would turn on her, reject her, and she would be banned from her society.

It's not that he doesn't want her to be his friend, or to grow closer, because he's antisocial. He doesn't want her to be his friend because he cares for her.

Broest. Bro. Ever.
Just a theory though.

>> No.32062958

>>32062865
But I'm not into giant girls.

Have you seen "globalized fetish" threads? Those are really fucking creepy.
Or the BDSM generals. Holy fuck.

>> No.32062962

>>32062925
Stop feeding the troll.

>> No.32062980

>>32062869
Do we really want to use "teased"?
That sounds really bad in context. There should be a more appropriate choice of words.

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32062988

Many thanks to the translator bro. Glad to see there is more being done of this and it's made my day a little better having been able to read it.

>> No.32062989

>>32062865
But murderfags are pretty much everyone in those threads

>> No.32062998

>>32062926
Is that some kind of idiom in Japanese, or is it supposed to just sound like a weird euphemism?

>> No.32062999 [DELETED] 

>>32062928
Yes, this is exactly was /tg/ was created for. Go back to /a/d/h/
>>32062796
>>32062773
>>32062668
>>32062640
>>32062584
>>32062527
>>32062749

>> No.32063001

>>32062955
>He's a civilized orc, which means that orcs don't accept him because civilized, and others don't because orc.
>Why the fuck would a lonely orc refuse to grow too close to a friendly, lewd, female elf?

As he says, "I don't have any friends".
He probably thinks getting lewd with her would spoil the legitimacy of that friendship.

Orc is Maximum Bro.

>> No.32063008

>>32062871
>The last time someone invited me to play stuff like that IRL I was a little freaked out by how much of the stuff he had.
Have you ever seen a /v/irgin's collection?
Or the amount of HDDs most /a/nons have?

>> No.32063021

>>32062955
I like this theory, I like it alot!

>> No.32063023
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>>32062856
I don't mind if you want to take over.

>>32062920
>>32062907
>>32062926
>>32062923
Thanks


>>32062948
Like this?

>> No.32063025

>>32062998
Elf: vagoo
Orc: ponos

Not that hard to figure out

>> No.32063027

>>32062662
I came for Wixoss, but I've seen before that /tg/ is really nice during those /a/nonymous magica's CYOA things. I wish I was more interested in /tg/ things because this place is really cozy.

But since I'm hardly a good fellow I mostly just lurk here.

>> No.32063028

>>32062999
>brown elves
>not /tg/
Your new is showing.

>> No.32063030

>>32062955

It's way more simple than that.

The elf is a masochist and the ork is a sadist. She wants kinky sex, so that's what he denies her. It's all a very elaborate roleplay between the two of them to keep the sexual tension at high levels without ever releasing it.

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>>32063023

>> No.32063041

>>32063025
Well yeah, but it still sounds weird.

>> No.32063042

>>32062998
Euphemism. Think about it.

He already told her not to talk a certain way around her, and since then she's mostly been using euphemism and colloquialisms to describe lewd things.

>> No.32063048

>>32062955
You're reading too much into it. He's not 'civilized', he's just True Neutral. He wants to have some peace and quiet, but this random elf-slut keeps trying to climb his dick.

>> No.32063049

>>32063023
perfection

>> No.32063053

>>32063023

Not him, but that is perfect.

You're doing good work, anon.

>> No.32063068

>>32063039
Is she meant to say that twice?

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>>32062940

>> No.32063072

>>32062749
I would all of them, but especially Okinawan, African Queen, Bedouin Dreams, Amazon Chocolate, Evening Elvan, and Indian Summer

>> No.32063073

>>32063023
Yes, perfect.

>> No.32063075

>>32063028
>it's been here a long time therefore it belongs here!

You can say that about shitposting as a whole.

>> No.32063077

>>32063068
Yes.

>> No.32063080

>>32062958
I don't want to go into any thread that will make me think lesser of fellow anons.

>> No.32063082

>>32063068
yes

>> No.32063084

>>32063068
Yes.

>> No.32063089

>>32063028
Don't reply.

>> No.32063094

>>32062980
I couldn't find a whole lot of other ways to translate "itazura" in this context; I think 'tease' is the better fit.

>>32062998
It's probably a euphemism. I had to do a double-take before translating it.

>>32063068
Yes.

>> No.32063097

if this thread 404's befor eit's all done, we're making a new one, right?

>> No.32063101

>>32063008
not IRL. and as anon, I only have one HDD. for now.

>> No.32063105

>>32062759
We should post some 3D women to get them to leave.

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>>32063039
Goddamn, elf is a best.

>> No.32063125

>>32062813
My little anon can't be this wrong

/v/ is shit but it's still better than /a/

>> No.32063130

>>32063097
/tg/ isn't that fast, even if the thread were at it's bump limit, which it isn't, it would last long enough for all of it to be translated.

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>>32063119
>no elf will break through walls to visit you
What's the point

>> No.32063141

Is the whole "Wall of temptation" thing a long standing Japanese fetish, or is everybody just copying the scene in Yostubato where that girl gets stuck in the bathroom window and turning it into lewd?

I have played the flash game, and I am a bad person...

>> No.32063147

>>32062813
>none of us want that
I guess that's why you guys talk nonstop about TES and always beg to have various vidya characters statted.

>> No.32063158

>>32063048
I know. But still, things to consider.

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>>32062905
But anon, there's limits how much bigger I can make her dick!

>> No.32063166

>>32063141
>sexualizing the Fuuka
I hate you, but I don't blame you

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>>32063105

>> No.32063168

>>32063141
You're not a bad person anon, it's a good game and a great doujin

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32063170

>>32063138
>noone will BREAK THE WALLS DOWN

>> No.32063180

>>32063141
I think it's a long-standing fetish. I've never seen the english name translated, though, so I went with a more direct translation than I probably should have.

>> No.32063182

>>32063147
And the Commander Keen rule, where /tg/-related vidya should be discussed here instead of /v/.

>> No.32063186

>>32063159
Fuck off, /d/

>> No.32063194

>>32062701
Yes, it is. Lewd isn't porn, and lewd is allowed.

>> No.32063196

>>32063167
>that's a nice statue
>the scroll was better
every time

>> No.32063201

>>32063141
A longstanding jap fetish

Hard to find in copious amounts like other shit though

>> No.32063206

Closest thing to original content that /tg/ has.

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>>32063138
To dream of a world where they might.

>> No.32063217

>>32063186
/tg/ is just /d/ lite, and nobody really cares enough about anything to respond to things they don't care about

>> No.32063234

>>32063182
Dont forget that all vidya or anime is /tg/ related so long as you contrive your thread properly
>>32063217
Not really. /tg/ seems to really hate futa for some reason.

>> No.32063244

>>32062506
Good job penetrating a mech.

>> No.32063252

>>32063217
How /d/lite-ful.

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>> No.32063271

Could the translator translate the title?
>>32062620

>> No.32063272

>>32063257
>Uwaaan!
HNNNNG

>> No.32063287

>>32063257
I feel sorry for that elf. She wants that green wang so very badly and he just won't give it to her.

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>>32062856
I don't know if I want to continue and the other guy's work isn't that bad, but my typesetting autism won't let that spacing happen.

>> No.32063294

>>32063257
This elf is bad for my heart

>> No.32063302

>>32063257
Well the transparent one isn't too bad.

>> No.32063307

>>32063290
>a defensless elf's ELF is going to be teased by an orc's ORC
Gets me every time.

>> No.32063312

>>32063234
I swear there have been numerous threads about Dark Souls and Berserk in the past few days, so I guess you're right.

>> No.32063315

>>32062241
Then he uses comic sans

>> No.32063323

>>32063312
Dark Souls and Berserk are /tg/ as hell, so I can accept that.

>> No.32063329

>>32063271
> いいオークの日(それから)
Not that guy, but the literal/shitty translation is "Good ORC's day (from here)". Orc is written with the Japanese version of spelling it out phonetically.

>> No.32063339

This shit is way too cute for me. No, it's not a tear, it's just pepper. FUCK IT HURTS

>> No.32063348

>>32063271
>The Good Orc's Day (And Then)
or
>The Good Orc's Day (After That...)

It's weird trying to translate 'sorekara' when it's just standing on its own

>> No.32063358
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Too short. Wish we get another one.

If there's anything you want fixed, now's the time to tell me.

>> No.32063360

>>32063234
/tg/ doesn't exactly hate futa, it just dislike's /d/'s obsession with it and would rather you go there for it.

/tg/ loves monster girls and all the various fetishes that /d/ SHOULD like but doesn't actually post anything about.

/tg/ is like a more cerebral /d/ with standards.

>> No.32063370

>>32062813
Too late.

>> No.32063381

>>32063290
Sorry, I'm new to typesetting.

Do you want the PSDs so it's easier to redo?

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>>32063348
The artist did post this on his Twitter

>> No.32063387

>>32063312
And Dawn of War gets discussed here as well.

Mass Effect too. Also there were those Dead Space threads a while ago, with all the lore discussions and whatnot.
I think they were planning on making a Dead Space / Mass Effect crossover setting? Not really sure.

>> No.32063390

>>32063312
Just look at >>32063323, everything that some some fa/tg/uy likes is TEEGEE AS HYELL, so you can make a thread about fucking naruto if you really wanted to.

>> No.32063398

>>32063358
>Boo...

Please I can't take anymore.

>> No.32063404

>>32063360
>/tg/ is like a more cerebral /d/
I remember when I calculated how much splooge could a giant ejaculate given a certain size, assuming human proportions.

Good times.

>> No.32063409

>>32063384
and I have no idea what it means.

>> No.32063410

>>32063094
>I couldn't find a whole lot of other ways to translate "itazura" in this context; I think 'tease' is the better fit.
I'm not arguing against the meaning, but against the feel of the translation.

I mean: Who the fuck would say "tease" in that situation instead of something like "ravish", if they want to use an euphemism?

>> No.32063416

>>32063387
Then there was Mass Effect/Eclipse Phase
Or the NGE/Pacific Rim crossover

>> No.32063423

Headcannon time!

>this elf is super lewd
>much too lewd for the other elves
>this orc is super tame
>much too tame for the other orcs
>they both live far away from their kind on the border of their respective territories, because they got bored/tired of being taken advantage of

>> No.32063425

Jesus Christ, that guy is really determined.

>> No.32063438

>>32063358
thanks for these, anon.

>> No.32063447

>>32062749
I wish I had a harem of every flavor of delicious brown elves.

>> No.32063451

>>32063290
>got struck
Don't you mean stuck?

>> No.32063452

>>32063425
I know. Jeez those eyes are just too enticing.

>> No.32063456

>>32063206
Nigga we've made games and setting.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.32063462

>>32063404
Were you the Drow Womb Spider guy too? DO YOU KNOW DR. ASSMARBLES?

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>>32063425
Nah, he just isn't into betiality.

>> No.32063480

>>32063404
Yep. And the traditional "How many marbles will fit into an anus" and "how many spiders will fit in a vagina" and a Hafling's "DC 80 escape artist roll to get into a butt".

Not to mention all those threads about liches and undead, thri-keen, every sort of weird monstergirl, etc.

We are the lewd elf.

>> No.32063484

>>32063462
I wasn't, but I was in that thread.

>> No.32063497

>>32063410
she did call her lady bits her elf.

>> No.32063498

>>32063384
It looks like it's just notifications that he posted the manga to Nicovideo in three parts, basically "The Good Orc's Day" chapters 1-3.

He might also be saying "I'm done!" at the very end there, but I really hope that doesn't mean it's the LAST of The Good Orc's Day.

>>32063410
... ooh, you're right; 'ravish' works a lot better in this context than 'tease.'

>> No.32063505

>>32063390
Probably, if enough people liked the setting enough and found a system to put it in or designed a homebrew for it.

Which is what the "/tg/ as hell" thing represents, since we've ported Berserk into things and Soulhunters is a thing, combined with the large-scale popularity of said subjects by /tg/'s userbase.

>> No.32063508

>>32063438
No problem, just doing what I can.

>> No.32063509

>>32063423
>orcbro wants to be left alone
>Elfslut actively seeks out orcdick
>left to their own devices on borderlands
It makes sense.

>> No.32063513

>>32063462
I was in those threads too.

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>>32063025

>> No.32063522

>>32063404
Or how much spiders an average drow (female) vagina can hold. Time well spent!

>> No.32063523

>>32063358
I really like your work on the pillow, good work, man.

All kidding aside, I'm glad this got translated and edited so quickly.

>> No.32063524

>>32063474
>Ryork
>Shoryorken
>Hadorken
>Tatsumaki Senpo kyorku

>> No.32063536

>>32063390
/tg/ is about traditional gamers, not traditional games.
If a player of traditional games likes something, it's likely to align with the interests of the majority of the board's userbase.

>> No.32063538

>>32063509
This is how humans were born.

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>>32063451
N-No.

>> No.32063546

>>32063522
>drow (female) vagina
I just love how you had to specify it's a female.

>> No.32063551

>>32062662
This is basically my story, except I came here after /v/ became a caustic shithole in which worthwhile conversation became impossible.

All I wanted was some fucking discourse on material I enjoyed. /tg/ is the board 4chan needs, but not the one it deserves.

>> No.32063555

>>32063536

Funny how that argument never gets used for quests.

>> No.32063560

>>32063546
It's important.

>> No.32063563

Obligatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

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>>32063462
Good times.
He even did one follow-up.

>> No.32063567

>>32063539
>not Dark Horse comics
so close

>> No.32063578

>>32063480
You forgot "how much ejaculate is required to make a fairy rocket".

>> No.32063581

>>32063536
See, this just sounds like an excuse for offtopic shitposting to me.

>> No.32063585

>>32063539
!seY
!seY
!seY

>> No.32063586

>>32063416
Right, those too. And we had a lot of Alpha Centauri threads recently.

Probably /v/ came over when Oculus Rift got bought by Facebook and decided to give traditional gaming a try.

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>>32063565

>> No.32063593

>>32063581
Then I suppose it's a good thing no one owes you any justification.

>> No.32063600

>>32063555
A lot of fa/tg/uys are fine with quests, but annoyed by their increased numbers. Ever since they started using thread subjects to let people filter them there's been a lot less backlash.

>> No.32063601

>>32063539
For a moment I thought this was supposed to be a joke about Brazilian translations, not America.

>> No.32063604

>>32063539
>cleavage
0/10 Jesus would not approve

>> No.32063613

>>32062662
Everyone has a home on /tg/ as /tg/s are made for all sorts of tastes;

Like writing? Make fluff or short stories!

Like numbers? Crunch a new system!

Not to mention that there are literally hundreds of games covering pretty much every field of enjoyment [Spoiler] and lewdness [/Spoiler] so in the end it makes sense that everyone can hang here; as long as you even TRY to make it /tg/ relevant we will probably love it.

>> No.32063624

>>32063563
Was that our OC or how did it come into being?
I only know it from board soccer.

>> No.32063625

>>32063592
I was the medical guy in that thread begging people to stop putting weird stuff up their ass because I have worked at hospitals long enough that I got damn tired of taking weird stuff out of butts.

Actually I'm out of medicine now. Considering becoming a forest ranger. Far, far away from people and the weird stuff they put in their butts.

>> No.32063636

>>32063600
Let's not start this again, please.

>> No.32063644

>>32063625
>Forest Ranger
>Away from people
You know, except the weirdos who escape civilization to put stuff in their butts without scrutiny.

>> No.32063654

>>32063625
"HEY RANGER! i got a pine cone stuck RIGHT up there, the other rangers said you were a doctor, can you lend me a hand."

>> No.32063657

>>32062749
The names on these are as sultry as the women.

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>>32063625
Man, gotta love how the lives of 4channers go.

>> No.32063669

>>32063636
Nothing being started, just pointing out observations.

I don't give a fuck that quests got popular.

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>>32063539

>> No.32063691

>>32063600

That has nothing to do with the post you're quoting.

>> No.32063693

>>32062271
>>32062638
I was actually in the thread on /a/ when the guy was coloring this, the reason we got him to change the orc's skin color to brown is that we didn't like all the green on green on green in the first few panels.

>> No.32063694

>>32063683
Needs more JPEG artifacts.

>> No.32063695

>>32063423
together, thy fight crime!

>> No.32063708

>>32063683
>not making her in a bathing suit in the first two panels
>not making her towel an American flag
It's like you weren't even hired by Funimation.

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I really wonder what the population of our boards is.
I mean, how likely is it that I meet the medical guy after posting about Dr. Ass Marbles?
How many people actually saw those threads? How many people post about those threads because they learned about them from /tg/? How many of the original posters died, with second-hand posters taking their place?

>> No.32063721

>>32062752
Also, The Okinawan is obviously the best.
[Spoiler] If would make her the same color as my girlfriend [/Spoiler]

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>>32063694
>>32063708

>> No.32063757

>>32063715
I think it's less that /tg/ has a large population and more that the board has high user retention. I am of the opinion that /tg/ is a quality board, which keeps people coming back.

>> No.32063758

>>32063715
not sure, but maybe survey anon is around though i think he/she got run out of tg. though scriptus came back...

>> No.32063763

>>32063498
No, I don't think "ravish" works. It's not really a euphemism, and itazura is more like "prank". "Tease" works quite well.

>> No.32063770

>>32063662
Man, it's weird what scary shit 4channers deal with.

I remember some old "scary real-life events" where a physician posted his story.
Apparently some guy went down on his girlfriend, and forgot he cut his tongue earlier that day. She had lice. When he arrived to the hospital some days later, his tongue was swollen and filled with lice. They had to cut it off, clean it, and reattach it.

>> No.32063774

>>32063546
Well, men can have vaginas too.

>> No.32063775

So, in this setting, do you think the elves have loads of orc and elf porn? Because that elf had to have gotten some of these ideas somewhere. Failing that, I can imagine some other race's artists making some and it getting filtered out to elven lands. Some cheeky merchants might do it to spite them dagger ears.

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>>32063644
>>32063654
>>32063662
Pine cones are nothing next to sawblades. And I'm planning to go far, far out. To one of those lookout stations without electricity and without running water.

But even so, I never want to remove terrifying stuff from someone's butt again.

Barring that working out I'll consider looking into Antarctica again.

>>32063715
I've been a regular on /tg/ since before it was its own board. Even through the reign of badmod. So I've seen about 90% of this weird stuff.

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>> No.32063781

>>32063748
God, these faggots. I fucking swear.

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>>32063567
>>32063604

You people are so demanding, but it's why I love you.

>> No.32063798

http://exhentai.org/g/700369/f54895b69f/

Uploaded on exhentai now

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>>32063770
Jesus Christ.

>> No.32063815

>>32063763
Looking back, she also says it twice, and she specifically adds "sexually" the second time. It's supposed to sound kinda ridiculous.

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>>32063770
That shit's the stuff of nightmares
>"What seems to be the problem, anon?"
>Open mouth
>Can't talk
>Lice flows from mouth

>> No.32063824

>>32063777
"HEY ARCTIC RESEARCHER! i got a penguin stuck RIGHT up there, the other arctic researchers said you were a doctor, can you lend me a hand."

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>>32063770
holy fuck

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>>32063748
Oh god, I remember that.

Does anyone remember the 10bit Game of Thrones encode by Daiz?

>>32063770
4chan is a window into the real world, while the rest of the internet is a windows into the landscape of culture.
Your feet can touch the ground when you enter this website. You learn that you are mortal, that crazy shit does in fact happen and that people are far less shallow and sociopathic than your local culture might make you believe.

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>>32063770
sweet merciful christ

>> No.32063857

>>32063827
>Does anyone remember the 10bit Game of Thrones encode by Daiz?

Stuff like this is what keeps me coming back here.

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>>32063770

>> No.32063887

>>32063748
>fuck online readers you're killing us scanlators
...What?
Don't people scanlate so others can, you know, read?

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>>32063798
Based anon.

>> No.32063897

>>32063770

I don't believe this story. It's too ridiculous, in a "there was this girl at my school a few grades ahead so she graduated before I got there but she totally shoved a hot dog up her pussy and had to go to the hospital and everybody knows it's true because an older kid told me he saw her once" kind of way.

>> No.32063900

>>32063857
What was that?

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>>32063824
>his face when

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>>32063887
That's the joke, anon.

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>>32063821
YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE, ANON!

>> No.32063927

>>32063827
>Does anyone remember the 10bit Game of Thrones encode by Daiz?
All those retards in TPB who couldn't play it. It was great.

>> No.32063933

>>32063887
Scanlators put up their work on their own website to generate profit. Online readers take their scans, slap their watermarks all over it, and take what little revenue the scanlators make.

>> No.32063941

>>32063900
Anime subbers have high standards of quality, with encoding that is so good that you need a third-party videoplayer to watch it.
Movie piracy groups are lowest common denominator. They convert BD into divx at 360p and call it HD.

Daiz had some little fun by ripping the BD of the second season of GoT and uploading it in a version that is encoded with quality standards that align with the preferences of anime fans.

>> No.32063943

>>32063897
I... hate to break it to you, Anon. I really do. But these kinds of things happen all the time. Biology is terrifying.

There was a girl who used mayonnaise as lube once, and started getting spontaneous orgasms a couple days later. When she went to the doctor, it was discovered that maggots are really good at crawling over sensitive erogenous zones. She was full of them.

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>>32063770

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>>32063798
Nice one

>> No.32063964

>>32063943
I just threw up

>> No.32063967

>>32063952
Oh, come on.

>> No.32063970

>>32063943
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHThat's someone's fetish on /d/
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The world is gross.

>> No.32063971

Rolled 1

>>32063770

I refuse to believe that this is true. It's a self defense mechanism.

In fact, I roll Will to disbelieve.

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>>32063824
I've seen worse.

>>32063770
You'd think I'd have seen something like that in a medical journal. I'm pretty sure lice couldn't survive for any length of time in the human mouth - it's not a friendly environment. Other parasites could though. I've seen in-mouth maggot infestations.

Believe me, I've seen some horrible infestations.

Don't look up Miasis.

Things in butts weren't the only reason I got out of medicine. I worked in some of the worst places and treated some of the worst things.

And don't go work in a country where they still have screwflies. Or botflies. Good god, just don't. Don't. Don't don't don't.

I would rather deal with a thousand razor blades in butts than one infestation of screwflies or botflies. God they freak me out.

And don't even get me started on the STD's.

But trust me, doctors are weird. When you work in medicine long enough you become ghoulish or you snap.

I worked long enough in bad enough situations that I'm not sure I'd save someone's life if they were dying in front of me.

>> No.32063974

>>32063943
Did I just fall into /cgl/

>> No.32063977

>>32063943
Oh god. One, why would you even do that, and two, oh god.

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>>32063952

Really?

>> No.32063983

>>32063971
>that nat 1
Too perfect.

>> No.32063984

>>32063952
I hope you're joking

>> No.32063985

>>32063941
Oh and Daiz is a well-known Encoder on /a/.
There's also a meme about Daiz being the killer of anime.
Does someone have the most recent list?

>> No.32063987

>>32063952

>g.e-hentai.org/g/700369/f54895b69f/

>> No.32063989

>>32063964
I don't know, the spontaneous orgasms sound nice.

>> No.32063994

>>32063943
PRAISE NURGLE!

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>>32063971
San check failed.

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>>32063943

>> No.32064018

>>32063972
Have you seen a case like the man who was so constipated he needed surgery?
And when they cut him open a slurry of tapeworms spilled out of his gut


I have no idea why my brother wants to be a Doctor

>> No.32064019

>>32063970
>That's someone's fetish on /d/
Yes, it's my fetish.
And I'm repulsed by the idea of it happening in reality. I hate insects and arachnids alike.

>>32063971
...And it's an actual nat 1, on a d20.

>> No.32064022

>>32063971
OH FUCK OFF!

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>>32063943

>> No.32064035

>>32063971
SQUAD BROKEN

>> No.32064039

>>32063943

Biology is terrifying. But link to a credible source, or it's an urban legend. Mayonnaise in her pussy? Where did the maggots come from? Why would they be there? Maggots eat rotting flesh. Why would a bunch of maggots inside the vagina cause orgasms?

I don't think whomever wrote that story knows anything about maggots or what makes a girl cum.

Body horror is a fascinating subject, but not when it's written by virgins.

>> No.32064044

>>32063972
>Don't look up Miasis.
You can't make me not look that up.

In retrospect, I wish you could.

>> No.32064055

>>32062141
This pic saddens and arouses me.

>> No.32064061

>>32063943
no.
No.
NO.
NOOOOOOO!
You know what? I'm fucking done.

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>>32063972
>And don't go work in a country where they still have screwflies. Or botflies. Good god, just don't. Don't. Don't don't don't.
Ticks are bad enough for me. Why haven't we exterminated them all already? I still remember the grass crawling with them and our dog catching plenty in his fur...
WHY DO THEY EXIST?
We have the power to murder them. Let's do it.

>> No.32064067

>>32063770

That's right up there with the dead girl found with a lobster in her vagina.

>> No.32064069

>>32063972

>Screwflies

Motherfucking progenetors of the primary maggots. Whenever anyone points to all life being sacred, goddamn I point out how happy I am that we began systematic extermination of them in the 60's.

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>>32063943

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>This fucking derail

I'm way too squeamish for this shit.

>> No.32064092

>>32063943
I think you've got that mixed up with an old copypasta.

>> No.32064105

>>32064065
We keep them around so we can burn them until the pop, seriously that shit is fun

>> No.32064108

>>32064018
I've never actually treated tapeworms personally; I know others who have.

To be honest there are two things I tried my DAMNDEST to pass off to other people back when I still did medical work. Parasites and babies.

I hate both. I hate myself when poking needles in babies, and I want to poke needles in my own eyes when I see parasitic infestations. I HATE those.

>>32064044
Now you know exactly what's in all my goddamn nightmares.

>>32064065
Ticks aren't that bad compared to most. It's the diseases they carry that are the big concern.

>>32064069
Agreed. They're one species that doesn't deserve to live.

>> No.32064110

>>32064044
What is it?

>> No.32064116

>>32063972
Fucking tell me about it. Nature and biology are fucking terrifying.

>>32064065
Fuck ticks.
A family friend ended up with some in his bellybutton. How the fuck those got in there, I've no idea.

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>>32063971

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>>32063770
I know I have or had a screencap of this elderly couple going into a hospital to get the woman checked out. It turns out that even though they were trying to have a kid and couldn't conceive, they kept going. She was being fucked in the wrong hole. The hole was her urethra. She had a fully intact hymen.

>> No.32064145

>>32064108
>parasites and babies
what's the difference?

>> No.32064146

>>32064110
Maggot infestation

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I think it deserved it.

>> No.32064163

>>32063987
Thanks

>> No.32064170

>>32064145
Parasites never stop being parasites.
Babies might make missiles one day.

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>>32064141
Every time I forget about this and some asshole has to make me remember

>> No.32064177

>>32064145
Babies leave after a while and sometimes become productive members of society.
Botflies just sit there and try to murder you.
Man, I remember seeing what happens if a botfly eggs your brain.
Shit is scary.

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>>32064158
And don't forget that.
>>32063971
>>32063770
Congratulations on your new fetish.

>> No.32064193

can we talk about elves again? this is the first /tg/ thread I've been in, and the shit going on here is a lot of why I left /b/ forever

>> No.32064200

>>32064141
How is that even supposed to be possible?
Also, I read that the hymen isn't actually broken.

>> No.32064212

This is one of those "oh /tg/" threads, isn't it

>> No.32064214

>>32064193
>/b/
I have never seen /b/ this coherent.

>> No.32064218

>>32064212
It keeps happening.

>> No.32064223

>>32064193
/b/ is still worse, at least this is kinda interesting while /b/ is really fucking dull nowadays.

>> No.32064231

>>32064214
I know, but the horror.

The Horror.

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>>32064218
I thought those times were over after the last purge.

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>>32064193
Doctor type here. Please lets.

Pretty lewd elf girls. So much better than horrible talk about horrible things I saw in a job I've left forever.

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>>32064214
I have.

>> No.32064259

>>32064141
I like how the spider seems to be almost galloping.

>> No.32064273

>>32064188
I was in that thread... I rolled bad...
Fucking delicious Myconids

>> No.32064277

>>32064259
It is, actually. It's a lot more involved when you double the amount of limbs.

>> No.32064283

>>32064193

/tg/ has a habit of wandering way off-topic.

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>>32064243
But that's the third post.
Imagine what the next one hundred looked like.

>>32064259
It's happy.

>> No.32064291

>>32062777

They built it to protect the outside world.

>> No.32064303

>>32064193
It's sorta tradition here to derail threads with weird discussions. It was one of the reasons behind the entire "/tg/ is untrollable" rumors - even troll threads would end up derailed into discussions on communism among aliens or why a space elevator won't work.

>> No.32064311

>>32064291
On that day, orckind remembered the dread that was a life under their rule

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>>32063972

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>>32064238
back on elves, pls

>> No.32064324

>>32064238
Reminds me of how I selected to not have Biology in high school. Naturally, my Facharbeit (A kind of homework that is supposed to be written to the guidelines similar to something like the final qualifying homework on a Bachelor's degree) was about Biology... I half-assed something about musculatur, to not go fully crazy.
I go squeamish just by hearing about where my organs are positioned.

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>>32064312
Why does failing a captcha reset the spoiler button?

>> No.32064348

>>32064303
I see, but this particular one is extra brutal for me.

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>>32064337
I'm out.

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>>32064351

>> No.32064373

>>32064283
To be fair, we're done with the original topic. How many different can we say that the elf is cute and the orc is a bro?

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>>32064337
Why in fuck's name did I watch that?
More elves, please?

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>>32064348
That's the reason for "/tg/ is /d/-lite". Well, that and the fact that /tg/ was originally full of porn dumps.

>> No.32064402

>>32064373
There is also the thread being on autosage.

>> No.32064411

>>32064348
I'm sorry. Doctor guy here. I truly, honestly didn't mean for this derail to happen.

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>>32064348
Sorry, bro. We generally try to make our giant derails interesting or at least hilarious. Pic related.

>> No.32064422

>>32064373
The orc's cute too.

>> No.32064426

>>32064039
wouldn't you use lube for anal sex? and if she's sirty and doesn't clean AND sleeps without panties, it's not impossible.

unlikely, but not impossible.

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>>32064351

You've got kigurumi saved on your computer, how can you be creeped out by anything?

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>>32064411
Blame Dr. Ass Marbles.

Does anyone have the original Baker's daughter screencaps?

>> No.32064463

>>32064317
I wonder if you could make an elf orgasm just by gently massaging their ears for long enough? I think that would be cute to do.

>> No.32064464

>>32064426
Given the fact they had to resort to using Mayo as lube the home or lack thereof should be considered too

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>>32064401
I remember that thread. I remember seeing it on page 0 and actually watching it bump for a while.

I've been here too damn long. I never thought I'd utter those words, but here I am.

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>>32064450

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>>32063943
Sorry about this, but I couldn't NOT post it.
Goodnight /tg/

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>>32064463
You can do that to humans already, actually.

>> No.32064499

>>32063943
Reminds me of the story of that one guy who injected cocaine into his cock.

Got an erection. Then he was hard for several days.
Then the necrosis kicked in, his dick fell off and he died from sepsis.

>> No.32064500

>>32064463
I've seen elf threads on /a/ turn into discussions about this, and /ak/ threads about Sako the rape Elf being subdued by ear rubbing. the general consensus is that elf ears are very sensitive and gets elves hot and bothered real fast.

>> No.32064510

>>32064337
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S LIKE A REAL LIFE VERSION OF HP LOVECRAFT'S FROM BEYOND

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>>32064471
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>> No.32064524

>>32064464
precisely.

and people are weird. I once got home to find my oldest sister very drunk in her room. She had her ass in the air, and had a couple of Centipedes, Larvae and flies around her asshole. Some "went in". She had also shat herself, which is why the flies went there, I think.

trust me, taking her to the doctors was NOT funny.

>> No.32064527

>>32064463
I would do it too anon, until she's begging for me to just put it in

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>>32064141

>> No.32064560

>>32064538
Jesus.

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>>32064510
Nature be fucked up yo.

>>32064538
Yes, that is the one. I don't know what happened to it.

>> No.32064574

>>32063972
>Don't look up Miasis.
>Look up miasis
>Vimeo link
>"Se muestra el proceso de extracción de las larvas de una miasis vaginal en ovinos, su pupación y la eclosión ..."

My Spanish is shitty, but does this mean what I think it means?

>> No.32064578

>>32064368
COHAEGEN! GIVE DEEZ PEOPUL DERE AIR!

>> No.32064588

>>32062955
maybe he's just gay.

>> No.32064599

>>32064572
Dammit, why didn't it paste?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAggDNzCuM

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>>32064141
Literally too dumb to breed.

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>>32064524
This thread went really quickly from giving me hope in humanity to taking it all away.

>> No.32064636

>>32064588
If he was, you'd think he'd tell her that so she'd get off his back.

>> No.32064648

>>32064578
>Start the reactor
>free Mars

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>>32064348
You're new here, right? Not in a "lol summer" shitposting sense, but you're the anon who's never been to /tg/ before, correct?

Have some material that's a bit more representative of what /tg/ is about.

Best of /tg/ thread?

>> No.32064654

>>32064599
Oh hey, it's not so bad.

I find this one scarier.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG17TsgV_qI
No, it's not the one with the dead chimp who was eaten alive by bugs.

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THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE CUTE ELF/ORCBRO THREAD /tg/

>> No.32064678

>>32064574
My spanish is also shitty, but that roughly translates as

>"Shows the extraction process of larvae from vaginal myiasis in sheep, their pupa stage and eclosion..."

So, it probably means what you think it means.

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>>32064538

>> No.32064685
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>>32064661

>> No.32064686
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>>32064574
I know spanish.
Yes.

You know /tg/ this concept is pretty sad, if you are interested in it, watch Fate Zero, they manage to make it even "worse" in a sence. Parasytes and magic are rarely touched now that I think about it,

>>32064661
I think I rather have harmless shitposting to this...
I

>> No.32064688

>>32064631
imagine how I felt when trying to get an explanation out of her. She still hasn't told me why she did it.

and this is from the woman who I once interrupted while being fucked by the family dog, and told me that she "felt like it". She was drunk at that time too.

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>>32064661
Biology.

>> No.32064698

>>32064661
A doctor complained about how gross his job is.

>> No.32064700

>>32064652

Sir Bearington is hack shit. It's just the giant chicken gag from Animaniacs recycled into an RPG story.

>> No.32064703

>>32064652
I am new here, yes. Seen that screencap before, as well as a very funny Outlaw Star one
>GM:Next one...Jesus Mike...how many fetishes did you put in one character
>P4: She's a weretiger!
>GM: I...can...see...that
My sides left to find the Galactic Leyline

>> No.32064720

>>32064688
Your sister is into weird stuff.

>> No.32064723

>>32064661
The usual.

>> No.32064728

>>32064661
/a/ had the shitposters kill the thread.
We *finished* the thread and then stayed around to fill a few more threads.

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>>32064691
Biology.

>> No.32064738

>>32064683
What is the context of this?

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>>32064700
It's one thing for it to happen in a scripted cartoon. It's something else to actually pull it off mechanically for an entire campaign.

>> No.32064752

>>32064686
>You know /tg/ this concept is pretty sad, if you are interested in it, watch Fate Zero, they manage to make it even "worse" in a sence. Parasytes and magic are rarely touched now that I think about it,
I thought Caster was far more disturbing.
That dude's just vile.
At least Sakura's situation had some rationale behind it.

>> No.32064756

>>32064688
Why were you being fucked by a family dog?

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>>32064720
tell me about it. If she hadn't been my sister, I would have married her though.

she actually "confessed" to me once. again, while drunk She doesn't drink often, but she seem to do weird shit when she does.

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>>32064734
Biology

>>32064654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4cX2EPt2zE

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>>32064738
No fucking idea.

>> No.32064778

>>32064756
no, SHE was. I may have written it wrong.

English is not my native language.

>> No.32064781

>>32064686
>Parasytes and magic are rarely touched now that I think about it,
OH.

OH.

That is a very nice idea. Why the fuck are wizards and other mages seen as weird? It's not because they are full of arcana and other magicks. No, no. They're just full of magical lices, worms, larvae and other parasites.

>> No.32064804

>>32064688
Wait, what did you interrupt while you were being fucked by the family dog?

>> No.32064807

>>32064778
Have you fucked her?

>> No.32064815

>>32064781
There's several classes in D&D which are basically all about that.

The Larva Mage happens when a wizard is so fucking evil and pissed off at being dead that the vermin eating him become his new body.

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>>32064703
/tg/ is pretty good at producing feels, too.

>> No.32064839

>>32064804
read>>32064778


>>32064807
I have not.

I am certainly not the most normal man in the world, but I would never do anything sexual with any of my sisters.
even if they are somewhat attractive.

>> No.32064851

>>32064815
Isn't the The Worm that Walks? It's like an alternate form of Lichdom.

It's still counted as Vermin type in Pathfinder, which I guess technically makes sense. The caster's body is dead, but the worms he's possessing aren't.

>> No.32064854

>>32064778
Eh, I was just messing with you since your paragraph can be read either way (although the correct reading is clear from the context).

>> No.32064857

>>32064774
I hope that is fake, but regardless, whoever wrote that has a diseased mind.

>> No.32064859

>>32064839
>he hasn't fucked his sister
She has fucked a dog, I dont think she'd mind all that much

>> No.32064863

>>32064740

But bluff doesn't work that way. You can't bluff someone into thinking your growls are a language you don't speak. You can't bluff so hard that people think a bear is a person. Not unless your game mechanics are complete bullshit. The DM thought the idea was funny and let him run with it, or the story is a falsehood meant to be funny for the board.

>> No.32064864

>>32064774
nope. Nope. NOPE. NOPITY-NOPE. NOOOOOOOPE

Reading that once was creepy enough.

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>>32064826

>> No.32064873

>>32064826
That cap is nice. Very nice. I love book ends.

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>>32064758
Part of me wants to tell you to fuck her.

The other part of me is thinking about all the other fucked up shit she did and that you would have to put up with.

I guess if you ever give up on finding anyone else, you could go for her.

>> No.32064902

>>32064859
Dude, you wouldn't want to have sex with a girl who has fucked a dog. Odds are that she might be a skank you know?

>> No.32064904

>>32064839
You should. That's how you have an interesting family. And I don't mean having incest babies. Just stuff with which you can scar forever the generations to come.

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>>32064863
Remember the DC80 Escape Artist anus invasion?
High level D&D doesn't care.

>>32064859

>> No.32064942

>>32064851
Aren't they the same thing?

I think that Larva Mage is what they call them in 4e, and the Worm that Walks is what they called Kyuss (the demigod of those things) back in 3e.

>> No.32064954

>>32064839
I could not get it up for a girl who did those things.

>> No.32064955

>>32064930
She's mine now.

>> No.32064977

>>32064954
I want a girl to be on my level.
There is no issue with some teenage experimentation.
However, I'm totally against alcohol.

>> No.32064978

>>32064930

Like I said, complete bullshit for game mechanics. You might as well just being playing free-form when the game is that poorly conceived.

>> No.32065002

>>32064859
no, she won't. As I said, she's confessed to me, while drunk. and afterwards, she said that her feelings were "true", so there's that.

>>32064881
>>32064904
I mean - I do like her. She's the only member of the family I actually like, and she isn't bad-looking either. I just...don't wanna end up hurting her and losing whatever family I like.

>> No.32065009

>>32064978
>taking things this seriously
The guy was a disguise focused bear. Calm down.

>> No.32065016

>>32065002
Just fuck her already. Jesus.

>> No.32065032

>>32064978
I'm not a fan of D&D, but I feel that reality-defying stuff is kind of endearing.

Man, I wish "The Gamers" wouldn't have gotten to shit after the first movie.

>> No.32065063

>>32065009

I am completely calm, I just dislike the Sir Bearington story and hate the way it's trotted out to show how clever /tg/ is when it's not really a clever story. It's a rehash of a cartoon premise that either never really happened in a campaign, or happened in a campaign that used such bullshit game mechanics that it wasn't ever really a challenging feat.

>> No.32065076

>>32064474
Where's the next thread? Come on, Anon. You can't post two parts and leave it without the ending!

>> No.32065077

>>32065016
fuck it, I'm going for it.

wish me luck anons. Don't know how I'm gonna "report" on progress, but I'll do it.

>> No.32065078

>>32065002
Okay, I want you to do the following.

Go out. Find a guy who is not a freak. Introduce him to your sister. Do NOT tell him the gross things she's done. Let them both get very drunk and then force them to spend time together.

She needs to get laid so she stops being so freaky. As her brother you should be helping her find a normal decent person to bang her, and not do it yourself. That's only going to encourage her to get weirder and more freaky.

And actually maybe you should just take away her booze and encourage her to stop drinking.

Get her in a relationship with a normal person and deal with her drinking problem. Do not bang her, do not let her bang the dog or weird insects.

Normal people. Help her for goodness sakes.

>> No.32065101

>>32064774
This is so fucked up but despite that my dick is diamonds right now

>> No.32065103

>>32065076
I posted three, actually.

See >>32064498.

And I'm still waiting for someone to post the original screencap.

>> No.32065118

>>32065032
Yeah, a high enough Balance check will let you _run up a waterfall_. D&D is a super high power game. Being able to make somebody confuse one bipedal mammal for another is smalltime.

>>32064942
Oh, I don't know much about 4e, so I can't say. In 3.5, THE Worm that Walks is an Elder Evil with a CR so high it can TPK you at Epic levels. Worms that Walk in general is a much smaller imitation that arise on their own when a super malicious and powerful spellcaster dies and the vermin that eat his body ingests his magical power and soul, allowing him to possess the entire swarm.

In 3.5, they were considered Undead, and were an alternate form of Lichdom. PF turned them to Vermin and they're kind of their own thing, though still handy for indefinitely perpetuating a character's lifespan.

If your DM allows PF and 3.5, you can apply the Effigy Creature template to a Worm that Walks and emulate a nanobot swarm.

>> No.32065125

>>32065078
well, shit, you're way more convincing.

Tell you what: I'll try your suggestion first, and see where things go from there. Hopefully, I can help her as much as possible.

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>>32064686
Yes, but that's because her dad was too shitty to do a proper background check on the 200+ year old vampire who was adopting his daughter.
Tokiomi a shit.

>> No.32065171

>>32065103
Oh. Thanks for posting them. It was nice finding a good story to read even amidst all this morbid curiosity. I hope you have a good day, Anon.

>> No.32065190

>>32065125
So, in a single thread, we gave people a bunch of fetishes, translated and scanlated a doujinshi, interpreted the context of said doujinshi, got a bunch of people to migrate to our board, went so far off-topic that people started vomiting, told stories of old times and now we get a dude to fix his sister or, if that doesn't work, fuck her.
And, if a mod ever saw this thread, it wouldn't have gotten even half as far.

Yeah, sounds like /tg/.

>> No.32065217

>>32065190
That was over all a good thread, I think.

>> No.32065243
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>>32065190
And it started with an elf being stuck.

Only good things come out of elves.

>> No.32065245

>>32065125

Dude, forget being "The Guy Who Fucked His Own Sister." That shit is small-time compared to "The Guy Who Fucked That One Girl Who Shit Centipedes And Fucked A Dog."

Move far away and never speak to your weird ass family again.

>> No.32065254

>>32065118
Yeah, that's it.
Knew I was forgetting something, this time that something being the lesser Worms. Kyuss appeared in Elder Evils as THE Worm that Walks, and then later on in some adventure path (forgot the name, but it involved him and happened before Savage Tide).

>>32065161
>everyday until you like it

>> No.32065255

>>32065190
>>32065217
Shit, man, I thought /k/ was a magical place.
think I'll stay.

>> No.32065256

>>32065243
Like my dick.

>> No.32065261

>>32065243
>Only good things come out of elves.
Like loli elves.

>> No.32065263

>>32064476

[VOMITIING INTENSIFIES]

>> No.32065291

>>32065263
By the way, which board was that from?
Sounds like /cgl/.

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>>32065261

>> No.32065307

>>32064476

I actually didn't vomit. I don't know if that's a sign of self-control or depravation.

>> No.32065341

>>32065307
I got aroused, so I'm fucked up

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>>32065303
Well, you just reminded me of when I first found 4chan.
I read all of ED and lurked for a year before posting even once.

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>>32065341

>> No.32065373

>>32065307
>whynotboth.png

>> No.32065396

>>32065307
maybe it was a silent deposit to the spank bank

>> No.32065419

>>32065307
It just means that your insanity score is high enough that you can ignore the fear rating that image has.

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/tg/: A place for normal people.

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>>32065190
Good job /tg/

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>>32065419
Personally, I'm really susceptible to anything horror.
My imagination sucks, but I hope so strongly for the supernatural that I always have this hidden idea that something supernatural might be a viable thing to encounter.
My insanity score is so high that it multiplies any effect that creepypasta has on me.

However, stuff like the lolita slave toy doesn't phase me.

>> No.32065526

>>32065346
Fuck off.

>> No.32065544

>>32065526
Be nice.

>> No.32065551

>>32064752
Yes, as a whole its a great series because of these things and more.

>> No.32065572

>>32065243
Only bad things go into elves

>> No.32065576

>>32065521
Strange.
Maggot meat pussy didn't worry me, but the lolita slave toy did.
Different SAN for different stuff, I guess.

>> No.32065592

>>32065449
jesus, you just made me flashback
>just got a new job
>we need guys to clean old facility that we still own
>you and other new guys go to sweep up the place
>place is in the middle of buttfuck Texas.
>drive there with cleaning supplies
>walk in
>crickets
>dead crickets
>piles of dead crickets
>spend the entire day sweeping up piles of dead crickets
>how are there this many dead crickets
>in the corner of each room are webs
>very satisfied looking spiders
>leave spiders alone, for this is their domain
>I just want to never see dead crickets again
Thanks for the flashback, /tg/

>> No.32065636

>>32065526
Since when has lurking turned impolite?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

It's like those newfags that answer "gl hf" with "fu" or "shut up" in RTS in the past few years.

>> No.32065665

>>32065521
same, I get all paranoid after reading creepy supernatural stuff but some guy torturing/raping/murdering/whatever someone? Nope not even phased

>> No.32065820

>>32063170
But who will blow the doors down?

>> No.32065856

>>32062152
I just went to that thread and saw that fucking loli faggot there too! And he was bitching!

I know it! I know he was a total dick! I think we should get the forks and torches, guys.

>> No.32065864

Well, looks like this thread is finally sinking into page 10.

Thank you all.

>> No.32065917

>>32065864
Gentlemen, being in this thread with you has been the greatest pleasure of my day.

>> No.32065926

>>32065864
It still has an hour of life left.
The image limit has been reached, though. And I guess 600+ posts is decent.

>> No.32065942

>>32065926
>It still has an hour of life left.
Probably a bit more. We're a slow board, after all.

>> No.32066117

I hope somebody threw it on suptg. This was rather memorable after all.

>> No.32066138

There's my daily reminder of why everything will always be horrible for everyone and everything, living or unliving, forever. Thanks, /tg/. Thanks.

>> No.32066175

>>32064303
/a/ tends to derail threads in the same way every once in a while. I still remember the "banana masturbation", "simulating monstergirl sex" and "spiders on 4chan" threads.

>> No.32066202

I threw up an archive. But it's shitty.

>> No.32066231

>>32066202
>Thread is not currently archived; creating entry.
>Sanity checking passed. Continuing with archival.
Gotta love the irony.

>> No.32066258

Good news everyone: the shitposter was banned and now we're discussing badgers.

>> No.32066272

>>32064476
I instantly thought of this as well.

>> No.32066351

>>32066175
we had a great thread 3 weeks ago, I just wish /a/ wouldnt have this retarded ">not anime related" shitposter group destroying every tiny bit of fun we're trying to have

>> No.32066394

>>32066351
It's our old bogeyman, "the IRC".

>> No.32066422

>>32062759
Because the immigrants come here with their touhoses and their "kings of /tg/" pictures and think they are all well and done fit in our "board culture"

We're the sweden of 4chan and /a/ are our somalians.

>> No.32066459

>>32066351
I think I missed that one. Got a link?

>> No.32066488

>>32066422
for all I know most of /a/ has a rather positive view of /tg/ because of how you arent as uptight about lolis and other stuff as the other boards, the ones constantly shitting all over /tg/ are just a very vocal minority.
>>32066459
gonna try to find it just wait a sec

>> No.32066547

>>32066422
>implying we're swemalia
>implying we aren't britistan, already corrupted by the /pol/ from within
Seriously.
Short of shitposters like the guy who was banned in the /a/ thread coming over to stay (which they won't do because MUH ELITISM), there's nothing /a/ can do to hurt us.

Their presence can only be a good thing, if it makes any effect on us at all.

>> No.32066574

>>32066547
Oh please. We're more like Switzerland. Nobody will conquer us because no one wants to, but we're totally paranoid about it anyway.

Meanwhile everyone comes here to take care of business and then fucks off to their home board.

>> No.32066595

>>32063138
You're still young and you have many whores to pass up.

One day you'll reach wizardhood.

>> No.32066597

>>32066547
>swemalia
>britistan
no anon, you are the /pol/

>> No.32066631

>>32066547
/a/'s general opinion of /tg/ is that of a gathering of elitist autistic pricks. Most of them come over just for the quest and art threads.

>> No.32066651

>>32066351
We have those too. Though in /tg/'s case, it's more the "stop having fun the wrong way" mixed with "not /tg/ related" camp.

And some /pol/ from time to time.

>> No.32066662

>>32066459
well I actually found it http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/106302286/
Its long and only really picks up ~ 1/3rd in or something

>> No.32066663

>>32066631
I don't mind that at all.

>> No.32066701

>>32066662
Nice. Thanks a lot.

>> No.32066718

>>32066651
How vocal are they? Usually dont come here since I only enjoy your off topics.
On /a/ theres pretty much a 0% chance for not at least one guy to appear and start shitposting about it not being anime related even if it is like you could see in the somewhere above linked thread

>> No.32066738

>>32066718
And god beware if you have anything remotely related to Naruto...

>> No.32066754

>>32063404
Isn't that more /b/ though?

kinda random shit a buncha kids with some basic math knowledge would do "4 da koolz".

>> No.32066761

>>32066631
>/a/
>complaining abut elitism

Top Kek

>> No.32066766

>>32066738
That's justified though.

>> No.32066786

>>32066766
/a/ pls

pls

>> No.32066808

>>32066631
>/a/'s general opinion of /tg/ is that of a gathering of elitist autistic pricks

The irony right there is so thick you could cut it with a knife. IT'S PALPABLE. I hang out in /co/ and /m/ and I've never heard anything but good things about /tg/.

>> No.32066809

>>32066786
I'll defend your right to post anything entertaining on /a/ but not nurutu.

>> No.32066826

http://i.imgur.com/JdHDKuF.png
from one of the last posts its somewhat bad but it gives a good preview what you're in for

>> No.32066863

>>32066761
as i mentioned earlier /a/'s ultra elitist crowd is actually a very vocal minority if they were gone /a/ would be a lot happier place

>> No.32066892

>>32066808
Yeah I think in general most people regardless of their homeboard think of /tg/ as a chill relaxed board you'll always find something fun to do on

>> No.32066906

>>32066718
Really depends on the thread subject, honestly.

You can have entire threads with no one shitting in them, but at other times some dude will decide to derail the thread by being a complete cunt. And some threads are doomed from the get-go, though you can usually spot those just by glancing at the OP.

Best advice I can give you is to lurk around. Sometimes threads turn out okay, other times they can attract trolls for no reason.

>> No.32066943

>>32066761
>>32066808
I actually pointed that out when I first noticed it.
The counter was basically that they acknowledged their own elitism and faggotry while fa/tg/uys sit on their fake golden thrones, gloating at how great and superior they are.

>> No.32067019

>>32066943
Sounds like they're not lurking here enough. We're quick to shoot down the elitists too. Like the "/tg/ gets shit done" crowd.

Though I still think we're the best board. Maybe only second to the very small boards, like /ic/ or /diy/.

>> No.32067098

>>32067019
Me too. I just wish people would chill out and relax a bit, /tg/ seems really pissed off and falling for every obvious bait this last couple of months.

>> No.32067143

>>32067098
Compared to the 4chan average, /tg/ really rarely falls for trolls. I think only /vg/ is more resilient, but it's more that each and every general is an inbred circlejerk than poster quality.

>> No.32067158

>>32067098
It always has, you just notice it more because you've gotten better at detecting bait.

>> No.32067174

>>32067098
I don't think I've seen that too much, really. I mean, there are definitely more troll threads recently, but I see it more as banter than 'falling for it'.

>> No.32067320

>>32062506
can i ask where is the image from?

>> No.32067339

>>32067320
Google search says Full Metal Daemon Muramasa.

>> No.32067664

>Over 600 posts

Based /tg/.

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