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Since last night's thread about the guild-tans was a raging success, let's have another!

>> No.31918453

>>31918368
Golgari-tan's vagina is full of spiders

>> No.31918580

>>31918453
Dimir-tan's is full of Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.

>> No.31918684

>>31918580
Simic-tan's is a penis. Exact size and species changes every time you look at it.

>> No.31918725

>>31918684
Orzhov's is a coin-slot.

>> No.31918809

>>31918725
>Spend your whole month's wage on Orzhov-tan's vagina
>she ahegao's

>> No.31918823

>>31918684
I dunno, I think it's more likely that the weird animal penis would be in addition to the pussy rather than in place of it. Why replace features when you can just add on?
Note that you have about a 75% chance of getting some kind of weird animal vagina rather than a normal one.

>> No.31918842

>>31918725
Izzet-tan's breathes fire... but then again, is there any orifice of hers that doesn't?

>> No.31918938

>>31918842
Her ears shoot lightning if you rub them

>> No.31918941

>finally convince Golgari-tan to let you fuck her
>she refuses to let you put it in her vagina, though
>instead she insists you use her "recycling chamber"
>oh boy there's a lot of dredge here

>> No.31918960

>>31918941
>SCAVENGE ME BABY! SCAVENGE ALL OF ME!

>> No.31919016

>>31918842
Gruul-tan's is unshaven and has tiny beasts living in the bushes.

>> No.31919182

>>31919016
Rakdos-Tan's has teeth and murders you after you finish.

>> No.31919189

>>31919016
...Do the little guys hurt?

>> No.31919230

Boros-tan is my favorite.

>> No.31919271

>>31919230
I hope you like having your dick burned in the purifying fires

>> No.31919289

>>31919016
Somehow I don't think Gruul's old enough to have anything more than a scrubland down there.

>> No.31919303

>>31919271
It's perfectly fine if I get to fuck a clone of Razia.

>> No.31919326
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>>31919230
Same here, tsundere redhead angel is pretty much the perfect combo
Just can't think what her vag would be like
Lava hot? Or highly destructive orgasm?

>> No.31919405

>>31919326
Like all Boros angelic vaginas, it fires Lightning Helixes when she's angry or aroused (or both as she is wont to get)

>> No.31919419

>>31918684
Nice, I'll take her.


...she can get her vagina back though, right?

>> No.31919440

>>31919419
Its both at the same time, so its a clit dick

>> No.31919472

>>31919405
Burns you but at the same time you've never felt so good?
Yeah, thats perfect for a tsundere angel girl

>> No.31919503

>>31919440
Eww, is there anyone who actually likes that?

It's one of the few things I can't fap to for some reason.

>> No.31919573

>>31919503
Well Bible Black got like 4 series, so I guess its popular enough
And now I'm imagining a Simic/Rakdos infiltrated Orzhov nunnery hentai

>> No.31919584

So, what do you think the guild-tans' biggest fetishes are?

>Orzhov - Sadism
>Rakdos - Sadomasochism
>Gruul - Exhibitionism
>Golgari - Filth play, anal
>Boros - Angry/hatesex
>Dimir - Voyeurism
>Simic - Futa on male, transformation
>Izzet - Sex toys (SCIENCE sex toys)
>Selesnya - Impregnation, orgies
>Azorius - THIS SECTION FORBIDDEN DUE TO GUILD PRIVACY ACT SECTION 8 STATUTE 103935

>> No.31919595
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31919595

What about Shard girls?

>> No.31919622

>>31919595
Naya girls are all size queens.

>> No.31919651

>>31919584
Azo and Dimir both have interests in bondage

Rakdos likes blood/guro

Golgari is a necrophiliac

>> No.31919656

>>31919584
See, I'd say Orzhov is into tease/denial or light BDSM with a religious bent

>> No.31919718

>>31919595
>Bant
The purest waifu in the history of waifu's. Has a thing for men with medals
>Naya
Size queens like the other anon said. Very bestial, in the fun way
>Jund
Bestial in the "do something I don't like I break it off" way. Slight tendency to breathe fire during orgasm
>Grixsis
THIS SECTION REDACTED PENDING INVESTIGATION BY THE INTERPLANAR INQUISITION FOR DIREST HERESY
>Esper
Sex toys, often built directly into the body

>> No.31919867

>>31919718
...So you could say that there's more to Esper than meets the eye?

>> No.31919922

>>31919867
Well, they do like transforming into machines....

>> No.31919967
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31919967

>>31918368
hnnnng

>> No.31920082
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31920082

>>31919718
>Esper
Better wear a condom, or pic related will be after you.
>Bant
Not allowed to do it from behind.

>> No.31920164

>>31920082
>Naya
She won't fuck you unless your power is 5 or higher.
>Jund
Ever heard of how mantises breed?
>Grixis
Nicol Bolas was there first.

>> No.31920206

>>31920164
If Grixsis is dead then Bolas hit it first
If its one of the few living survivors then it's the wildest care free sex you ever had, but she left before you woke up the next day

>> No.31920365

>>31919230
For me, it's a tie between her, Selestnya-tan, and Azorius-tan
>tfw no pure strong paladin wifey
W girls are best girls

>> No.31920390

>>31920164
>>Grixis
>Nicol Bolas was there first.
It didn't stop anyone from having their share of fun with Liliana...

>> No.31920441

>>31920390
Does Jace know he's getting Bolas' sloppy seconds?
Or is that something you just accept when your dealing with someone who's a 100 years old?

>> No.31920459

this thread makes me wonder about other things in magic that are waifu-able.

Then i start thinking about waifuing the Theran gods..and i can't help but imagine that
Phenax is a delicious reverse trap
Iroas and Mogis are getting into cute slap fights all the time
Erebos is lonely and just wants people to like her.
Heliod is queen slut.
Xenagos is the crazy girl from down the street who just broke into the girls treehouse and won't leave.

>> No.31920491

>>31920441
The latter, I think. It would seem strange to assume, when sleeping with an immortal being, you're his or her first time. It's just statistically unlikely.

>> No.31920504
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31920504

>>31920459
>this thread makes me wonder about other things in magic that are waifu-able.
this one has a surprising amount of cute art

>> No.31920528

>>31920459
>Heliod
Not much of a slut, she just likes to watch and occasionally join in with her dildo spear

>> No.31920542

>>31920459
Pharika is a holistic hippie-chick always making "medicine" in your good cookware
Keranos is maximum yandere

>> No.31920552
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31920552

>>31920459
This is a dark path that you tread.

>> No.31920553
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31920553

>>31920504
Get on my level

>> No.31920579

>>31919584
>Orzhov
Tease, permission, flogging, waxplay.

>> No.31920611

>>31920553
I'd probably prefer compleat porcelain boomerang head to "JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A GIANT GAPING MOUTH DOWN THERE"

>> No.31920614
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>>31920459
Purphoros may be a bit of a hot-head, but if you win her heart she will make you cute gifts for your birthday.
Sometimes they will be sex toys.

>> No.31920616

>>31920504
>surprising
>one of 4 female characters in New Phyrexia
I'd be surprised if I saw cute art of, say, Glissa, because she's all ichor and claws, but Elesh is made of organic porcelain/steel and muscle fibers
There's no way to make it not sensual

>> No.31920624

>>31920611

You know she can dismount from it, right?

>> No.31920631

>>31920491
Does he actually know she's immortal? I can't remember if she told him that.

>> No.31920642

>>31920624
I've yet to see a pic of that. Not saying it can't be done, but it does suggest an image that she simply chooses not to dismount.

>> No.31920657

>>31920616
>There's no way to make it not sensual
Except I find it horrifying and disgusting?

Muscle fibers are not sensual, and neither is porcelain.

>> No.31920658

>>31920624
She what

>> No.31920664
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31920664

>>31920616
I suppose I'm still thinking from the perspective who was not anticipating any cute pictures of Elesh Norn to exist at all.

What an unenlightened person I was then

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31920671

>>31920642

>> No.31920673

>>31920614
>Purphoros
Gadgeteer.
Redhead.
Tsundere.

>> No.31920687

>>31920671
>that lower body

Now I prefer Elesh even more. Thanks Anon.

>> No.31920708

>>31920611
But can you imagine the kinky possibilities of a giant crotch-mouth?

>> No.31920725
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>>31920657
>Except I find it horrifying and disgusting?
>Muscle fibers are not sensual, and neither is porcelain.

>> No.31920728

>>31920708
The teeth are a bit of a turn-off, I have to admit.

>> No.31920760
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>>31920708
My problem is pic related
>>31920664
No one was as surprised as Doug Beyer http://dougbeyermtg.tumblr.com/post/62301230878/is-elesh-norn-seeing-anybody-asking-for-a-friend

Wonder if he's seen the waifu art?

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31920779

>>31920642

>> No.31920787

>>31920657
I'm mildly terrified of mannequins, but I don't understand how you can deny that a female body literally sculpted to be her vision of "perfect" out of materials that are
1) perfectly smooth
And
2) show absolutely every contour
Isn't sexy

>> No.31920955

>>31920459
Purphoros is the artsy girl who is never satisfied with her own work. forever making something amazing only to chuck it out the window immediately after because it was 'terrible'.
Kruphix acts like the Big-sis of the gods and is always scrambling to make sure they don't ruin everything. All fear her Paper Fan of doom after she beat Purphoros stupid for almost burning down the treehouse during a fight with Heliod.

>> No.31921012

>>31920787
Being fundamentally inimical to sane human life tends to be a turn-off for me, unfortunately.

>> No.31921090

>>31921012
What are you, gay?

>> No.31921148

>>31921012
But structurally, she's beautiful
Human life was anathema to glorious New Phyrexia anyway

>> No.31921173

>>31921090
Maybe a little, yeah. This turn-off applies to both genders though

>> No.31921253

>>31921173
Stay pleb /tg/

>> No.31921333
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31921333

>>31921173
But look at her anon, she's majestic!
Could you really be OK with disappointed her?

>> No.31921377
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31921377

>>31918368
My favourite part about those Guild-tans is how some of them look nothing like the guild they are trying to represent.

For instance: Izzt
Puzzle Vampire. Ok.

>> No.31921416

>>31921377
zzet's design is a little dissapointing, you're right. I think they went for the logical "mad scientist's lab coat," then accidentally stylized it to the extent that it no longer really looked like a lab coat at all 'cause it's got bits taken out of it.
The rest of them are alright, though.

>> No.31921478
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>>31921377
>vampire

All this top lel

>> No.31921546
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31921546

>>31921012
>Being fundamentally inimical to sane human life tends to be a turn-off for me
Sanity is overrated.

>> No.31921581

>>31921377
>vampire
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CuteLittleFangs

>> No.31921598
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31921598

>Sheoldred will never tie you up and 'Grasp' you

>> No.31921637

What's the best pair dynamic for the guild-tans?

I'd settle for Boros and Rakdos for the whole Angel and Demon thing.

>> No.31921673

>>31921637
Azo and Dimir. Delicious bondage control dynamics.

>> No.31921678

>>31921637
Azorius and Gruul. The control freak and the uncontrollable.

>> No.31921729

>>31921637
Orzhov and Rakdos.

It's canon.

>> No.31921791

>>31921637
Boros and Izzet
Both wildly passionate about things they care about, and they help control each others negative sides (Boros righteousness tempered by Izzet questioning, Izzet rampancy countered by Boros fastidiousness)

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>>31921729

>> No.31922132
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>>31921416
Fuck you she's perf

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>>31921673

>> No.31922179

>>31922132
Hey man, no disrespect intended, I just thought the costume could have been better
I mean, on the other hand, I want to reach through the internet and give the artist of this thing a high five for giving her pink hair.
Speaking of, does anybody know the artist for OP's picture? I've seen it posted a million times but I've hardly ever seen anything else by the guy.

>> No.31922212

>>31922179
Some Japanese guy from Pixiv.

>> No.31922498

>>31921791
>Warmind project
Boros/Izzet is canon?

>> No.31922733

>>31922498
double-tsun Boros/Izzet is
this would be a much better pun if it were Boros/Orzhov

>> No.31923667

>>31918368
Is this thread for real.

>> No.31923695

>>31921377
Some? Nigger none of them look like what they're going for. I'd never know if it wasn't mentioned.

>> No.31923702

>>31923667
Dude, we had it yesterday, too. And the day before.

Sometimes, actual Magic flavor comes up. Sometimes, chandere gets wet over Sorin. Sometimes, I post my bookcase.

This time--and yesterday--we're discussing cute anime personifications of the guilds of Ravnica.

>> No.31923754

>>31923702
>cute
No, not even kind of.

Whatever, I guess.

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>>31923754
it's like you don't even Ravnica

>> No.31923849

>>31923830
I love Ravnica. These things make Ravnica look really bad. Also I should really close this tab, I have like 900 open.

>> No.31923888

>>31923849
you won't be missed
close about 890 others too, that's too much internet

>> No.31924290

>>31921598
Man, that girl she has tied up there really doesn't look like she's into Sheoldred's /u/ antics.

>> No.31924392

>>31924290
Auriok's are fine with /u/.
She's just not fond of mindbreak and bodily horror.

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>>31924290
From context, what Sheoldred is actually doing is magically ripping secrets out of her head to use against the rest of the Mirran Resistance. Understandably, that Auriok would rather this wasn't happening, especially since it probably hurts like hell, too.

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>>31924290
Eating someones soul isn't /u/ antics. She's not gonna make out with her. She's going to drop her hollowed corpse on the ground and forget about it. And people who are sexually into Phyrexians are fuckers.

>> No.31924634

>>31924290
Would you be into it if a horrifying biomechanical abomination sexually assaulted you while sucking out your soul?

>> No.31924664

>>31924634
That there is a dangerous question to ask in these threads.

>> No.31924681

>>31924634
yes?

>> No.31924716

>>31924634
Depends... if my soul the only thing she's sucking in said assault?

>> No.31924826

>>31924634
Not really, I prefer that my soul stay in my body.

>> No.31924840
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>>31920459
>Iroas and Mogis are getting into cute slap fights all the time
Artist depiction

>> No.31924863
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31924863

I once made an F-list profile for Massacre Girl.
And Elesh Norn

>> No.31925305

>>31924634
No, but I'm depressingly wimpy compared to half the people on this board, it seems.

>> No.31925414

>>31925305
Don't worry, Anon. I don't find Phyrexia sexy, either.

You're not alone.

>> No.31925734

>>31921637
Azo has dynamics with Orzh, Gruul, and Rakdos from the previous thread.

>> No.31925794

>>31925305
I'm super deep into weird /d/ shit (and some stuff not allowed on /d/) but I don't find Phyrexians remotely attractive.

They're just flayed humans. Nothing sexy about them, really.

>> No.31925822

>>31925794
>and some stuff not allowed on /d/
What.

>> No.31925853

>>31925822
probably western art

>> No.31925880

>>31925822
translated: I'm a furfag

>> No.31925889

>>31925794
The freaky bio-cyborg part isn't even the big deal, really. It's mostly the torture, forced modification, and brainwashing parts I'm averse to.
Relatedly, being on this board while only really into sexual stuff when it's consensual can feel like a curse.

>> No.31925894

Representing for Gruul-tan, AKA Best-Tan.

>> No.31925911

>>31925822
There's a number of things not allowed on /d/. Guro, loli, shota, scat.

>>31925880
Wrong, though that is also banned.

>> No.31925917
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>>31925880
>mfw fur isn't allowed on /d/ but monstergirls are

>> No.31925919

>>31925894
Gruul ain't my Philosophy, but I'll be damned if this guy isn't right.

Going with anything other than Gruul-tan is utter madness

>> No.31925927

So how much do you think the other tans have to drag Azo to the beach for relaxation? Considering her issues, beach wear would probably be a no no for her (especially in front of the others)

>> No.31925939

>>31925894
You just like her because she has trouble keeping her clothes on.
But then again, so does the other tans apparently.

>> No.31925946

>>31925889
No, the curse is the one to make it all consensual. Unable to deny any request made of you by another.

Sounds like a curse Boros would work with Izzet to invent.

Being cursed to preferring normal stuff ain't really a curse. Plenty of 2/2 vanillas about like yerself.

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>>31925917

>> No.31925957

>>31925939
Well, it's no trouble to Gruul-tan.

>> No.31925960

>>31925889
>It's mostly the torture, forced modification, and brainwashing parts I'm averse to.
See, those last two actually sound kinda hot, if you overlook pretty much everything else involved. But I'm a terrible person, so I guess I'm not the best one to ask.

>> No.31925968

>>31925957
Yeah, the others act negatively to all the armor and clothing damage for some reason.
Must confuse poor Gruul to no end.

>> No.31925986

>AZO I ATE YOUR BOOK! WORDS ARE DELICIOUS!!! X3

>> No.31925992

>>31920955
>Christmas cake kruphix
oh jesus yes

>> No.31926016

>>31925939
>But then again, so does the other tans apparently.
Overdressed: Dimir
Properly dressed: Selesnya, Azorius, Orzhov
Questionable attire: Boros, Golgari, Grull, Simic
Slutmode: Rakdos, Izzet

>> No.31926026

>>31926016
It isn't so much that, so much that the universe conspires to wreck or ruin their clothes often.
Especially Azo for some reason.

>> No.31926037

>>31925992
But there are so many younger gods ara ara.

>> No.31926095

>>31926016
>Questionable attire
>Golgari
What part of fungus boots, ruffled miniskirt, a top that barely covers her ribs, greaves, and that neck thing is questionable?
and why does describing that arouse me

>> No.31926097

>>31925986
Really Azo has no one but herself to blame for that incident.

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>>31925968
Isn't feeling the warm sun on your chest and a cool breeze between your legs when it's nice out better than wearing stuffy clothing all the time? "Civilized" people are dumb, the old ways are better.

>> No.31926136

>>31926103
>Not everyone is an exhibitionist Gruul

>> No.31926156

>>31926136

>WHAT'S AN EX ZOO BIT EEE HONEST? CAN YOU EAT IT?!

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>>31926103
>>31926136
Oh, one does not need be an exhibitionist anymore for that like an "old ways" cavegirl. You see, Simmy and I figured out how to have that cool breeze and sun-kissed feeling while fully clothed! It's the future, I tell you!

...Now I've never actually cast it before, but trust me, this SHOULD work...

>> No.31926218

>>31926156
No Gruul, you can't eat it.

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>>31926103
This!

>> No.31926298

>>31926197
>And then Izzet-tan managed to set someone on fire and give them frostbite all at the same time. Yet again.

>> No.31926299

>>31926197
The last time Izzet-tan tried something like that, it just turned everyone's clothes into water for some reason.
Took everyone hours to dry the carpets.

>> No.31926300

>>31926218
>not allowing Gruul to "eat" you in public
Weak

>> No.31926316

>>31926300
Azo isn't gay.
Mostly.

>> No.31926338

>>31926316

I think Gruul is the one who would care less about Azo's flatchest.

Looks don't matter, just eat things and go naked!

>> No.31926355

>>31926316
The question was "can you eat an exhibitionist"
The answer is yes, even in public
But Azo might get upset

>> No.31926371

>>31922028
As a disabled man who uses a cane, is it so much to ask to find a girl who'd say this to me?

That shit is hot.

>> No.31926420

>>31926338
>Looks don't matter, just eat things and go naked!
And if people try to tell you not to, punch them in the head.
I'm probably just misreading the thread but it's important to remember that the Gruul Clans react to the imposition of rules on them with swift violence. They aren't necessarily too dumb for rules, but rather too belligerent. Would be played for laughs here, of course.

>> No.31926424

>>31926338
>Looks don't matter, just eat things and go naked!
That's pretty easy to say for the girl with a body of a 15 year old.

>> No.31926434
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>>31926371
If you don't mind her looking like this and being into serious bdsm and bloodletting

>> No.31926443

>>31926420

I think Gruul-tan has more Boisterousness in response. Like, Azo would reclothe her and she'd be naked the second Azo looked away. Possibly even with the last bit of the clothing disappearing into her mouth.

>> No.31926491

>>31926434
Ugh, unfortunately from an in universe perspective I find Rakdos the most repugnant of the guilds. (Don't get me wrong, out of universe I love the circus shit they played up this block. Wish they had pushed that harder.) Plus while I'm into some kinky shit, I only like the light versions of femdom and bondage.

The search ever continues.

>> No.31926556

>>31926491
Well, theoretically the Cult has gentler places for the normal citizens to go, where the skulls, demons, and blood are mostly decoration. Gotta make money somehow, if you want to be able to afford the drugs and torture implements and things. Just don't wander too far afield in the neighborhood and hope Rakdos himself doesn't pay the club a visit.

>> No.31926631

>>31926443
She would also pester and ask Azo why she always wears clothes and armor, especially when it's obvious the armor is pretty much just for show and doesn't really protect against anything (as their many adventures proved)

>> No.31926648

>>31925939
Well according to the thread last night, Azo-chan constantly got her breast plate ripped off to expose her flat chest.
Also, the Guild-tans going to the beach
>Azo-chan formally requesting that you teach her how to swim
>Simic-chan grows gills and a fish tail to swim
>Dimir-chan is sitting under the umbrella
> Selesnya, Gruul, Izzet, and Orzhov are playing beach volleyball
>Game is interrupted when Rakdos-chan comes up and rips off their tops, though Gruul-chan doesn't seem to mind
>Golgari-chan is banned from the beach since the sun would just make her smell worse
>The whole group gets banned when Boros-chan tries to kill a guy for littering

>> No.31926652

>>31926631
>as their many adventures proved
Is this hypothetical or is this a thing?

>> No.31926674

>>31921416
Man, it's full of crazy patterns and jigsaw puzzle cutouts and shit. That's the best.

>> No.31926719

>>31926299
Better than when Izzet-tan turned everyone's clothes into Cherry blossoms at the school fair
Azo-chan had to spend the next two days filling out paperwork detailing why she needed new blue/white underwear

>> No.31926803

>>31926556
That was one thing I really really like they added to the guild; that they have regular places. Bars, grills, burlesque and prostitution houses, with entertainment that regular folks can enjoy and stomach. I wouldn't have thought of that and felt it made perfect sense for them to generate income that way.

From an in-universe perspective, with a character I'd play hating Rakdos, they'd likely be hard up to find places they don't get finances from. I imagine some have gotta be run by the Dimir or Orzhov with how they control their respective merchant districts. Plus there is the guildless and if all else fails, there are the cop bars like Agrus Kos goes to in the novel.

Since I brought up the Dimir, that is another thing I really like that was introduced this block. How they have a public face which handles couriers, investigators, reporters, and archivists in addition to the big library and black market.

>> No.31926880

>>31926652
Sort of, last thread had them go to the undercity for wurms, along with a few smaller ones.
Both times her armor and clothes were easily destroyed or lost.

>> No.31926919

>>31926880
>last thread
Fuck

>> No.31927055

>>31926719
>Azo-chan had to spend the next two days filling out paperwork detailing why she needed new blue/white underwear
Didn't think Azo would go for stripped panties, always seemed like the plain cotton white or something plain like that

>> No.31927096

>>31927055
I figure all the Guild-tans have panties of one color with their guild symbol in the second color. Besides the ones who don't wear panties, obviously, though Rakdos probably has a tattoo down there.

>> No.31927126

>>31927096

Gruul-tan probably has a birthmark.

>> No.31927148

>>31927055
She had requisitioned some spontaneity and striped underwear was all she got.

>> No.31927189

>>31927126
Orzh probably has some ridiculous low cut, lacy as fuck thong that makes Azo flustered just by looking at it because of how lewd it is.

>> No.31927205

I can't help but feel Gruul-tan needs to be brown.

>> No.31927209

>>31927126
...And Selesnya carefully trims her pubic hair in the right shape.

>> No.31927233

>>31927126
Azorius protective enchantment.
Boros muscle that could bend steel
And Simic tentacles.

>> No.31927237

>>31927189
Orzh-chan is walking around in her underwear
Azo-chan (flustered and blushing heavily): Or Orzh-chan, have some dignity, I beg you!
Orzh-chan gets a wicked grin
Orzh-chan: oh, how much are you willing to pay me?

>> No.31927285

>>31927209

Daily. They keep Populating.

>> No.31927323
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How would Theros God-tans interact with the Guild-tans?
>mfw rule 63 has failed me

>> No.31927328

>>31927285
Well, of course daily. Any dedicated gardener makes sure to trim her hedges regularly.

>> No.31927355

>>31927323

Not even Gruul-chan likes Xenagos-chan.

>> No.31927358

>>31927237
I doubt Azo really has that much money on her.

>> No.31927394

>>31927355
Rakdos-tan might get along with Xenagos-tan, though, since they both have the philosophy "party hard and damn the consequences." They probably go off to nightclubs together to pick up guys (who don't know what the hell they're getting into.)

>> No.31927397

Dimir's panties would also probably lacy as fuck panties with frills on them.

>> No.31927417

>>31927358
I really think that it would be Orzh trying to squeeze every penny she could out of Azo
Azo: I-I only have money for groceries~
Orzh: What's that? Take it all off -Orzh slips her fingers underneath her panties, begins to take the off-
Azo: Kyaaaa, don't do it Orzh-chan -throws her coin purse at Orzh-
Orzh (cackles evily as she pulls her panties back up): Pleasure doing business with you.

>> No.31927500

>>31927417

>Gruul-chan would just eat them all anyway...

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>>31927355
Xenagos would probably be similar to pic

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>>31927545
But hornier, presumably.

>> No.31927674

Xeneagos-chan is never invited to anything but shows up anyway.

Nobody is pleased, and they call the landlord, Planeswalkers and Friends, to throw her out.

>> No.31927710

>>31927500
The panties or the girls?
Also
>Gruul forces herself on everyone
>Azo is the shyest of them all
>Boros is mainly anger sex
>Selesnya is Selesnya-sempai and she is always talking about populating with her younger students.
>Don't use the condoms Orzh sells you, they probably have stim drugs on the inside, besides she probably won't put out anyway.
>Dimir is always shy when her hood comes off, but she's into bondage (she can be dom or sub depending on whether her hood is up or not)
>Simic-chan's cock changes everytime you see it, and you always come out of the ordeal with fins for at least a few days.
>Rakdos in bed makes wildcats seem tame
>Gruul does doggy style, if you aren't in the mood, she'll be the one doing the giving with her collection of dildos.
>Izzet always has an array of sexual toys
>Don't put it in Golgari or your cock might rot off, but Simic can always grow it back so... put it in Golgari.
They're still better than those gateless girls who talk about revolutions all the time

>> No.31927761

>Guild-tan underwear
>Azo has normal stripped panties
>Orzh has lewd lacy low-leg thong
>Gruul doesn't wear underwear, period.
>Dimir wears very lacy panties with frills
Now what about the others?

>> No.31927770
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>>31927611
Of course
>>31927674
Though it didn't help when Heliod-chan got mad at Tirel-san because Xenagos-chan snuck past her.

>> No.31927793

>>31927761
Rakdos also probably doesn't wear any. I tried to imply Selesnya doesn't either but that can still be up for debate.

>> No.31927815

>>31927761
>Simic's panties are made of living goo
>Boros has white panties with a cute red angel on the front. She smites anyone who gets a glimpse of it.
>Rakdos doesn't have any either
>Neither does Izzet, panties would only get in the way of SCIENCE!

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>>31927710
>>Gruul

>> No.31927858

>>31927793
I imagine Azo gives Rakdos an earful about that, but she'll likely take it as her being interested to fluster her.
>You walk around in BELTS Rak, at least wear something underneath it. What if someone accidentally yanks them down
>That an invitation, girlscout?

>> No.31927949

>>31927815
>Boros has white panties with a cute red angel on the front. She smites anyone who gets a glimpse of it.
Well, except the other tans, but than again, everyone has probably seen the other's panties and them being outright nude by now.

>> No.31927995

I'm more imagining Gruul-tan as Taokaka than sexual deviant.

>> No.31928011

>>31927995
What's that character like

>> No.31928012

>>31927995
>Taokaka
>not sexual deviant
We obviously haven't been reading the same materials, Anon.

>> No.31928016

>>31927949
Her smitings would probably mostly hit the MC, but she smites everyone, even though everyone on Ravnica has seen her panties by now, she always acts like its the first time and shocking
Boros-chan is hovering in front of MC, a breeze lifts up her skirt.
MC: Uh, Boros-chan
Boros: Y- YOU DIRTY MAN -she draws her sword- STOP RUNNING AND TASTE JUSTICE!
>>31927858
That one time when Xenagos-chan goes over the line and Rakdos just has enough
Rakdos-chan: Fuck this, I'm out of here. -muttering under her breath- crazy white girls.

>> No.31928044

>>31928011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMC6Uy1GmW8

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>>31927995
this doujin proves Taokaka is a slut

>> No.31928078

>>31928064

Oh, Gruul-chan would be a total slut. I can't see the extensive sex toy collection though.

>> No.31928099
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>>31928078
True. R/G generally doesn't like artifacts.

>> No.31928109

>>31928078
She's too "innocent" to be a slut. Besides, rutting like an animal was probably ingrained into her so she wouldn't mind it at all.

>> No.31928126

>>31928064
>This non-canon work proves how a character acts canonically.

>> No.31928128

>>31928078
Well, at least use of the Gruul Keystone

>> No.31928139

>>31928109
Whatever you want to call it, her colors are not good at self-restraint. If she's hungry, she'll eat. If she's tired, she'll sleep. If she's angry, she'll lash out. And if she's horny, well, she's gonna fuck.

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>>31928126
Now you're getting it

>> No.31928170

>>31928139
Well yeah, but that means she's acting like an animal, not being a sex craving libidoholic, that's Rakdos.

>> No.31928252

>>31928170
Fair enough. Plenty of people would call a girl who followed their every sexual urge a slut, is all I'm saying.

>> No.31928280

Gruul-chan don't do labels.

Or clothes.

Or understand the concept of not eating other people's foods.

>> No.31928298

>Rakdos, Orzh, and Gruul help save Azo from a bad situation and as such Azo feels indebted to them,
>Rakdos and Orzh take adventage of this, Orzh uses her to make some extra cash, Rakdos makes her wear lewd clothing in public
>While Gruul tries to get Azo to loosen up a little the Gruul way, IE stripping naked and enjoying life.

>> No.31928303

>>31928280
Or eating their books.
Or their unattended experiments.
Seriously, Izzit and Simir weren't expecting her to drink that potion that gave her erudite speech. In fact they didn't even expect that potion to do anything.

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>>31928128
>Gruul Keyrune
looked what it look like
>mfw

>> No.31928387

>>31928303
Well, it's better than that time she got a hold of Simic's penis pills. Thankfully, Selesnya-tan made sure the only one who got impregnated by the little horndog was her.

>> No.31928405

>>31928298
>Azo is convinced to wear lewd clothes in public
>They still get ripped very easily
>Orzh makes some money by selling Azo some candid pictures of the other tans that Azo likes but won't admit that she likes them.

>> No.31928413

>>31928303
>"Gruul-chan? Are you feeling okay?"
>"I desire the acquisition of a fruit comestible of substantial magnitude."

>> No.31928443

>>31928387
Izzit and Rakcos were laughing their butts off at that one.

>> No.31928489

>>31928405
Which tan do you think she likes?

>> No.31928504

>>31928405
>Azo getting pictures of Orzh from Dimir because she's too shy to ask her directly.

>>31928387
Well, yeah, that's before Rakdos gets a wind of what's going on and teaches Gruul couple new things she can do with her newfound anatomy in exchange for the rest of the pill for.

Guul wakes up the following morning, checks that her private parts are in their usual state, discounts whole incident as a strange dream and forgets about it.

>> No.31928528

>>31928489
It;s obvious she has a soft spot for Gruul-chan, but if she's got a secret crush, it's either Boros-tan or Selesnya-tan.

>> No.31928619

>>31928528
She's also had a thing for Dimir-tan ever since that one time she got a good look at her massive gazongas.

>> No.31928675

>>31928619
That was a moment of weakness brokered by herself being stripped naked for the umpteenth time and some right harsh teasing from Rakdos. I'd call it a moment of lust and her obsession with Dimir being something like a rage/rape fantasy.

>> No.31928726
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>>31928489
Crush on Boros-tan, but she has a guilty schlick to most of the tans since the lewd pictures are so against regulations
Azo is looking through the pictures.
Azo: Orzh-chan, did you...file the appropriate forms for secretive pictures.
Orzh: Not at all
Azo: Oh- oh my
Orzh: I even slipped some bribes so officials would overlook it.
Azo-tan's face when

>> No.31928732

>>31928528
>It;s obvious she has a soft spot for Gruul-chan
If she actually agreed to stripping down and tried 'relaxing, Gruul style', then yes, she has a very big soft spot for Gruul. Then again, Gruul is kind of infectious with her sunny (if scatterbrained) demeanor

>> No.31928765

>>31928732
You can't hate a puppy for being a puppy. But you can love a puppy for being a puppy. :3

>> No.31928799

>>31928732
I'd imagine that Gruul Doesn't really know how to feel about most of the other tans and probably is only really comfortable around golgari

>> No.31928822

>>31928799
And Selesnya

>> No.31928831

>>31928799
Well, she does like Orzh-tan, she gets confused why she yells alot, but she'd fed on time and generally kept from acting too wild.

>> No.31928843

>>31928619
>>31928675
Most likely when they were trying on clothes, Dimir refused to take off her robes in front of the others so Rakdos pulled her out of the dressing room and began jostling Dimir-chan's breasts in front of the other girls, commenting on how big they were.

>> No.31928856

>>31928822
Not even
>>31928831
Gruul probably likes orzhov the least of all the others

>> No.31928969

>>31928856
Really? The way anons here talked, Orzh-tan and Gruul-tan seems to have a weird sisterly dynamic.

>> No.31928982

>>31928969
They're idiots. They would not get along with one another at all

>> No.31929039

>>31928843
>wooow, looks like the pipsqueak has some nice tatas underneath all those smelly robes, I think they're even bigger than mine. Hey Azo, take a look of these!

>> No.31929146

Is Azo wearing somesort of bodysuit or stocking underneath her armor?

>> No.31929235

>>31928765
You think Azo enjoyed doing it or only stand it for the sake of Gruul's feelings?

>> No.31929248
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31929248

But enough of that. Would you a Karona?

>> No.31929269

Gruul-chan's too outgoing to dislike anyone.

>> No.31929309

>>31929269

Orzy, Dimir and Rakdos getting together to plot.

>We're here to discuss the selling and copying of these pictures for profit.
>A-and intelligence...
>And because it'll ruffle Azo's prudish feathers!
>AND FOOD!! X3

Somehow, Gruul-chan always ends up there.

>> No.31929343

>>31929309
Gruul always pops into the strategic meeting of the other guild-tans, because it's hilarious.

>>31929235
I think she does it for the sake of Guul-tan's feelings. I mean no one likes a sad puppy.

>> No.31929376

>>31929343
>>31929309
Even Dimir is mystified on how Gruul keeps showing up.
Maybe.
Its hard to tell with her robes and hood on.

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>>31929343
>>31929376

She gets into meetings the same way she gets out of clothing with nobody noticing.


???????????????????????????????

>> No.31929427

>>31929248
Depends, can she take off the headgear first?

>> No.31929440

>>31929427

Do you want her to?

>> No.31929442

>>31929376
Dimir-tan: "How... Do you keep doing that?"
Gruul-Tan: *in the middle of eating something* "Do what?"
Orzhav-Tan: "Just popping in and out of our secret meeting."
Gruul-tan: *shrugs while chewing on a monsterous bite of said food item*
Izzit: "This demands SCIENCE!"

>> No.31929466

>>31929442

Gruul-tan: WHOAAAAAAA, WHERE DID IZZY COME FROM?!! x3

>> No.31929476

>>31929440
Well, yeah, kind of makes the whole thing a little impersonal.

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>>31929476

Bear in mind you never saw her without it. Ever.

>> No.31929506

>>31929486

She could crush my head with those thighs.

>> No.31929512

>>31929442
>Dimir attempts to find how Gruul does her thing by silently tailing her
>Every time she looks away, even for a moment, Gruul just flat out disappears and she has to go find her again.

>> No.31929527

>>31929486
Oh what's the worse that could happen?

>> No.31929535

>>31929466
Simir-tan: *adjusts her glasses* "We arrived at the speed of science, Gruul."
Izzit: "Yeah! Now come along Gruul, we need to preform SCIENCE on you."
*The two draq a completely dumbfounded Gruul-tan away. Dimir and Orzhav watch the three leave.*
Dimir-tan: "I... hope that doesn't end in... explosions again."
Orzhav-tan: "They always end in explosions."

>> No.31929552

>>31929506

Or wrap around your waist and suspend herself that way.

>> No.31929639

>>31929535

>Episode continues as normal, halfway through naked scorched Gruul-tan scampers past in the back, hotly pursed by Izzet and Simic.

>> No.31929668

>>31929639
>Azorius sees this and almost mentions it to Boros and Selesnya, bur stops and just rubs the bridge of her nose, resulting in the other two to glance at each other concerned like.

>> No.31929674

>>31929527

She's a literal goddess, I don't think any mortal could satisfy her right

>> No.31929757

>>31929668

>Meanwhile, the Evil Plot Division is milimeters from success - What stops them selling pictures of Azo?!

>> No.31929825

>>31929757
>Tis Gruul-tan to the rescue. The experiments that Simic and Izzit did rendered the girl almost feral in hunger and as Orzhov was going over the plan, waving an envelope about with Rakdoz chuckling behind her and Dimir looking inenigmatic, the younger, naked, scorched Gruul snaps the envelope out of her hands and keeps running, now with five guild-tans chasing her. Rakdos managing to keep up while laughing her ass off.

>> No.31929832

>>31929757
There's a market for illicit pictures of Azo? She's so flat.

>> No.31929843

>>31929832
Orzhov: It's called blackmail dear, keep up please.

>> No.31929876
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>>31929486
>>31929248

>> No.31929946

So is there any particular reason why Dimir-tan falls apart when her hood falls off, is it tied to why she was picked for this tan thing?

>> No.31929993

>>31929946
I think it was just an idea to make her more moe. She acts all cool and mysterious when hooded, but falls completely apart when her hood's removed...

Which kinda explains the guild as a whole. Dimir is the guild of secrets, so it's power is strongest when people don;t know about it. But when their plans are discovered, it's structure falls apart

But that might be me over thinking it.

>> No.31930027
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>Karona

>not superior Akroma waifu

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>>31929832
Flat is order. Just look at Rakdos.

>> No.31930127

>>31929825

Finally caught!

>Where's the envelope, Gruul?!
>OH, THE PICTURE FOOD?! I ATE IT!

>> No.31930156

So will Ozrh ever eventually learn to like her other tans?

>> No.31930176

>>31918368
If each guild put forth their best martial warrior (including weapons, but no magic of any kind) which guild do you think would win?
You might be thinking Boros, but I think it'd be a bit more mixed than that. I mean, can you imagine Izzet figuring out the best way to beat their opponent is to pull a Musashi and show up late?

>> No.31930182

>>31930127
>Orzhov's mask finally cracks, and with some fast action, she is arm looped by both Rakdos and Dimir before she could move in and strangle Gruul for ruining her plan.

>> No.31930199

>>31930176
Dimir, They know all the guilds secrets.

>> No.31930203

>>31930156

Orzy loves the other tans. After all, fools and their money are soon parted.

>> No.31930219

>>31930203
I meant besides using them for a quick buck and/or personal amusement (even if they do provide a near endless source of it)

>> No.31930222

This is gonna be the new Warhammer High cancer isn't it?

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>>31919967

>> No.31930241

>>31930222
hopefully it dies out as fast as the other times people tried to force guild girls

>> No.31930246

I see the jackasses are waking up now.

>> No.31930288

At least it's not the fifty odd Quest and CYOA threads shitting things up.

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>>31920611
Dude, are you gay?

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>>31920616
Glissa is much harder to find

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>>31920760
I feel to see how any of that is an issue, Anon.

It's almost like you think physiology is a barrier for love!

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>>31921333
I think she needs to learn to live a little from either Sheoldred, Urabrask, or both, personally.

>> No.31930380

>>31930304

I'm still fucking pissed at how they turned Glissa into a random evil minion. She was going to be the hero of Mirrodin and I really liked her.

>> No.31930381

>>31921637
>>31921729
Orzhov goes with Rakdos, Anon.

>> No.31930412

>>31930380

Amen to that, although I guess for me it did at least make New Phyrexia into a properly hateable threat. Still pissed though.

>> No.31930435

>>31930412

Yep. And they killed Slobad offscreen. What the fuck, Wizards. What the fuck.

>> No.31930439
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>>31922028
2cute

>> No.31930452

>>31925919
>Gruul ain't my Philosophy

u a poof?

>> No.31930456

>>31930435

Wait, *what*? I didn't know that! Fuck....Bosh's death was shity enough, goddamnit.

>> No.31930469

>>31925946
>2/2
>vanilla

You realize most people aren't as strong as a bear, right?

>> No.31930493

>>31930456

>Unfortunately, it seems as if Slobad's life really was cursed. He was tragically killed shortly after he and Glissa returned to the surface, brought low by hordes of panicked goblins whose elders had just vanished with no explanation

Literally beaten to death because lol plot. And no it was never explained why.

>> No.31930555

>>31930199
>implying cowardly tricks and secrets are a match for Gruul strength

Don't make me laugh, puny man! The Old Ways are best.

>> No.31930569

>>31930339
But isn't love between Praetors...forbidden?

>> No.31930581

>>31930380
>>31930412
>>31930435
Pretty stupid

>> No.31930868

>>31930555

>Old ways
>low days
>days
>food

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OId Glissa was a bro.

RIP in peace.

>> No.31930976

What I wouldn't give for a Rafiq-chan card to be my EDH Commander.

>> No.31931073

>>31930912
Old Glissa also had a goddamn mana laser

>> No.31931178

>>31931073

And the fucking Kaldra gear.

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>> No.31931210

>>31931178
Bullshit armor is great but not as fun as "also, before I cast my spell, I'll obliterate your artifact."

>> No.31931236

>>31930976
>Fearless in battle
>humble in victory
>Rafiq-chan strikes twice for justice!

>> No.31931289

>>31930976
Is his mount a fucking dire lion?

>> No.31931415

>>31931210

Yeah all I'm saying is it was a really stupid-ass way for her to go out and that it's even fucking worse that she's not even a preator or leader. She's a fucking mindless minion now.

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>tfw Orzhov-tan gets her own card
How hype are you for Conspiracy, /tg/? I'm hosting my first draft with this set, it's gonna be so fucking righteous

>> No.31931724

>>31931415
It is sad that she's basically just Vorinclex's mindfucktoy now
But hey
Deathtouch first strike

>> No.31931749

>>31931724
>mindfucktoy

More like just fucktoy.

>Savior of Mirrodin huh?

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>>31931724
>mindfucktoy
>implying they don't have cute tea parties and attend operas together
>implying their sexual intercourse isn't chaste and loving for purpose of reproduction and strengthening the bond between them

Just because he's a monster doesn't mean he's a brute, Anon. Survival of the Fittest includes He who possesses the mightiest etiquette!

>> No.31931854

I assume that Glissa will have a Belbe moment where something overrides her instilled loyalty to New Phyexia and causes her to save Mirrodin in some way, possibly dying in the process.

It's pretty much the only reason to keep her around past her original run.

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>>31931854
>a Belbe moment
She'll show off her nipples by wearing a tight outfit?

>> No.31931927

>>31931874
She'll help the resistance in some critical way and probably die for it.

But hopefully your thing will happen too.

>> No.31931938

>>31931854

Knowing Magic she'll just get killed randomly in a non-important battle. They love shitting on old lore characters. The only ones who matter now are the Planeswalkers.

>> No.31932007

>>31930569
>But isn't love between Praetors...forbidden?
By the very nature of their position in Phyrexian society, I doubt that anything is forbidden for the praetors.

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>>31931874
I wouldn't count on it. She goes around mostly naked now, and doesn't seem to have any nipples.

Alas that New Phyrexia lacks the subtlety of the original Phyrexia when modifying qt elf girls. Sometimes skin isn't such a bad thing, guys.

>> No.31932062

>>31931854

I'm just tired of Magic giving every fucking character BAD END, as if they want to point and laugh at you for even bothering reading their books in the first place. The Invasion block basically told you that you wasted your time reading the books up until then, because everyone dies in stupid ways and get no conculsions to their storylines whatsoever. Same with Mirrodin. Everything was set up for Glissa and Slobad, but it was just thrown out like stale poop because OMG PHYREXIA NOSTALGIA NAO

This is the reason i stopped reading anything Wizards publishes with the MtG brand name. It's shitting on the fans who even bother with it because lol new cards are kewler.

Oh and they're doing it with the D&D franchise too.

>> No.31932181

>>31932062

I think it's just the nature of literature based on IPs, sadly.

They can't ever give a happy ending, because the game is ongoing.

They kill off characters to go "This threat is EVEN MORE SERIOUS".

Wizards is pretty fond of it in the D&D setting and MtG. The MtG setting is perhaps the worst offender as far as 'lol ain't give a shit' goes, though.

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>>31931415
>She's a fucking mindless minion now.
Is she? There's plenty of flavor text on the cards relating to her post-compleation that seem to suggest she's still very much a sentient being.

She's just evil now.

>> No.31932236

>>31932054
They're just tryhards. They saw the rudiments of the Phyrexian Lifestyle in their magically-induced monster-memories, and they insisted upon going full-retard with everything.

>> No.31932248

>>31932007
Hmm, so Sheoldred and Elesh Norn's love could be permitted to grow? But will Urabrask play sex ball, or is he too much of a stay-at-home drunkard to get along with the others?

>> No.31932345

>>31932181

I'm not making a pretense that the franchise should be roses and perfume and happy endings. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that Wizards treat their fiction as being utterly disposable, and due to cause and effect that makes it disposable.

Sometimes heroes fail, yes. That's part of the genre. But the way Wizards treats their protagonists, not only do they fail, but their personal plots all turn out to be totally fucking irrelevant, and they're in fact just filler because they will just be randomly killed off to make room for a new imba card next expansion.

Gerrard's conflict with his half-brother Vuel (Volrath) was supposedly they driving conflict in Gerrard's life. They both wanted revenge and would go to any extent to get it. So naturally Volrath got killed by Crovax in a book where Gerrard didn't even appear, Gerrard never learned of this event until much later and he didn't even comment on it. So that entire plotline was utterly redundant.

Basically every single pre-Mending series does this. Every single one.

>> No.31932892

please never post a topic about "guild-tans" again

this was the worst thread I've seen in quite a while

>> No.31932998

>>31932892
Then obviously you've never read a 40k thread

>> No.31934576

>>31929946
I just went with it because it was cute
>>31929993
But sure, that's why.

>> No.31934638

>>31934576
I knew I was over thinking it. Still Dimir-tan is the cutest of the lot when it's not centered around Gruul-tans antics.

>> No.31934669

>>31931446
Orzh-tan begins bragging about it to everyone
Rakdos:you look really old in this
Simic: Yeah she does.
Orzh: Wah? No, t-that's just a pre release picture.
Boros: Christmas Cake
Orzh: I'm not old!
Azo (tearing up): Poor Orzh-chan, destined to be an old maid

>> No.31934692

>>31934669
Gruul-tan: You hat looks funny! Can I wear it? *tail wagging excitedly.

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