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This is how I bard

>> No.31892006
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>>31891888
This is how I future.

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This is how I diplomacy

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>>31891888
This is how i childhood.

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this is how i 60's

>> No.31892174
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How I husband

>> No.31892201

>>31892069
If I'm ever stuck playing pathfinder, there is a good chance this will be how I Summoner and Eidolon.

>> No.31892228

>>31891888
>I cold stepped to you
>with a fresh pack of gum

and your sister, I think her name is Debra?

>> No.31892248
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31892248

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGDzKZoh1K8

These are both how I bard.

>> No.31892260

>>31891888
I feel like I know who this is, but I dont. Who is it?

>> No.31892265

>>31892228
Sasquatch eating a burrito

>> No.31892281

>>31892260
Some people will tell you it's Beck. But don't believe everything that you breathe.

>> No.31892289

>>31892260
loser on the cruise control

>> No.31892312

>>31892281
get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park

>> No.31892362
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mVRdRS6Jk

This is how I being manly

>> No.31892380

>>31892265
Haha yeah. Seen him a few times, always different and always a good show. Dude is level 20 Bard with all the good feets.

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This is how I dating in WoD

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31892465

This is how I Shadowrun

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>>31891888
this is how i Inspire Greatness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvVUvw_V6g4&t=22s

>> No.31892510
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This is how I Hunter.

>> No.31892527

>>31891888
I dont get it?

>> No.31892531
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31892531

This is how I Hunter

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31892552

This is how I Evil Party

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31892596

This is how I World of Darkness

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31892608

this is how i write my homebrew

>> No.31892659

>>31892527
Look up Beck. Then look up some of his songs. The look at how utterly fucking bonkers his lyrics are while yet they somehow seem to fit. Then come to the realisation that you should never eat a Taco offered to you by satan.

>> No.31892660
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This is how I npc commoners

>> No.31892717
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31892717

This is how I Hunter.

>> No.31892721
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This is how I monk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63A-3EF4Bpw

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31892750

This is how I Retainer

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This is how I Forces/Matter/Death mage.

>> No.31892797
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31892797

This is how I Arbites.

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This is how I Fae antagonists

>> No.31892895 [SPOILER] 
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31892895

This is how I Magical Realm

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This is how I npc quest giver

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31892912

This is how I spend skill points.

>> No.31892928

How I any modern day or later character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okh9pXz5oXk

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This is how I surrender

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31892940

>>31892895
You dare bring such perversions here?

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31892952

This is how I Inquisitor Retinue

>> No.31892961

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDnE-5lD7w8

This is how I inquisitor

>> No.31892972
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31892972

>>31892895
This is how *I* Magical Realm.

Or at least seriously throw the players for a loop when they reclaim the lost royal daughter and find out she's missing again a week later.

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>> No.31892979

>>31892895
This is a fucking blue board, dude. Don't you read the stickies?

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>>31892976
This is how I Druid.

>> No.31893001

>>31892660
Honestly it's fucking annoying if you try to roleplay or describe the towns folk. Better to assume they are completely apathetic about everything, then to have to describe how every single person everywhere shits bricks at the sight of an adventuring party.

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31893020

How I multiverse/alternate realities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPG3eDTy-yo

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>>31892912
This is how I up my strength attribute

>> No.31893032

>>31893001
Just have them react like anyone walking down the street would to what looks like a small roving gang of heavily armed and heavily drugged smelly lunatics.

That is, whispering, glares, calls to the police, mockery, or most commonly crossing the street to the other side to avoid them.

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This is how I Imperial Guard

>> No.31893037

>>31892979

I'm pretty sure he gets the idea and he's just in it for the lulz

>> No.31893044

>>31892895
This comic is pretty pathetic.

>> No.31893052
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31893052

This is how i plot hook military games

>> No.31893059

>>31893001
If a peasant ever gains any sort of significant motivation, they immediately gain a single level of a PC class and a name that is possible to remember.
The difficulty of moving a commoner to care about anything explains why so many player characters have tragic backstories.

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This is how I magical realm

>> No.31893086
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This is how I Druid

>> No.31893091
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This is how I DM.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9soWW_haNbM

This is how I dynamic entry

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31893131

This is how I Bard.

>> No.31893149
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31893149

This is how I World of Darkness.

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This is how I animal companion.

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31893190

This is how I roll random encounter on the Fae table.

>> No.31893248
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This is how I bard.

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31893265

>>31893131
THIS is how I Bard

>> No.31893350
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31893350

This is how I half-dragon backstory

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31893366

This is how I mini-boss.

>> No.31893373

>>31893190

>Why can't I hold all these penises?

>> No.31893414

>>31893190
I REMEMBER THAT STORY

>> No.31893430
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31893430

This is how I Changeling: The Lost

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This is how I high charisma.

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This is how I coerce fellow PCs into quests

>> No.31893493
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31893493

>>31893430
>My lips taste like hazelnut

I can't see how that's a negative.

This is how I Player Character.

>> No.31893499

>>31893430
My fucking sides.

>> No.31893509

>>31893493
>I can't see how that's a negative.
She lives in the Marvel Universe.

>> No.31893541
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31893541

>>31893509
Yeah, but she's not a mutant, so there's no torch mobs incoming.

This is how I city guard

>> No.31893552

>>31893476
Funny, that's how I 0 ranks in Craft: Paint.

>> No.31893554
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This is how I player rewards without getting sass for no gold or shiny swords

>> No.31893589

>>31893541
Actually squirrel girl is a mutant.
But since mutant hate only really exists in the x books it doesn't really come up much for her.

>> No.31893640
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31893640

>>31893589
She's a legit X-Gene mutant? Because just being mutated by outside forces doesn't count. Spidey's not a mutant.

This is how I Favored Enemy: Elves

>> No.31893681

>>31893640
Yup, she's a joke on how angsty all mutants always are. It's one of the many jokes she fulfills.

>> No.31893708
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>>31892510
This is how I Werewolf.

>> No.31893713

>>31893552
Of course painting is my dump stat.

>> No.31893727
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31893727

This is how I Starwars

>> No.31893768
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31893768

This is how I Alien Invaders.

>> No.31893769
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31893769

>>31893430
Gee Squirrel-Girl... did someone nut in your mouth?

hehe

Pic:
>this is how I Exalted character

>> No.31893778
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This is how I Goblin Market

>> No.31893790
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this is how i bard

>> No.31893820

>>31893790

10/10 - would pay for an evenings worth of music again

>> No.31893856
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>>31893086
R is this from again?

>this is how I quest hub

>> No.31893891

>>31893681
>>31893640
That and jokes about plot armor. She's beaten Thanos and Dr. Doom without breaking a sweat and the X-Men just keep her around to babysit most of the time.

>> No.31893896

>>31893541
Huh, that's how I people watch.

>> No.31893903
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31893903

This is how I World of Darkness.

>> No.31893904
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31893904

This is how I pack mule.

>> No.31893909

>>31893856
Looks like princess mononoke to me.

>> No.31893921
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31893921

This is how I inter-party conflict.

>> No.31894004

>>31892312
Yo.
Cut it.

>> No.31894032
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31894032

This is how I campaign resolution

>> No.31894033

>>31893921
>proto_man.jpg

>> No.31894085
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31894085

This is hROLL FOR INITIATIVE

>> No.31894099

>>31892797
I'm not sure if I'd enjoy playing with you, or want to punch you in the face every time we start talking to NPCs

>> No.31894160
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This is how I handle delicate intercultural diplomacy.

>> No.31894227
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31894227

This is how I setting metaphysics

>> No.31894415
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31894415

This is how I /tg/

>> No.31894663
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31894663

This is how I join your serious and angsty giant robot campaign.

>> No.31894790
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31894790

This is how I entry level dark heresy campaign.

>> No.31894795

>>31894415
I love Will Laren.

>> No.31894827

>>31894663
sold, you're gonna get top billing and the best story line

>> No.31894969

>>31894415
wtf

>> No.31895049

>>31894969
Will Laren is a nice fellow who I suspect has a mild to severe psychological disorder, whose artwork often involves satirical images of people doing silly things. Look up Crust Punk.

>> No.31895163
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31895163

This is how I +10 laser sight bonus

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31895201

This is how I give a gun the Blinding attribute

>> No.31895216

>>31894085
wut.

>> No.31895252

>>31895201
What the fuck am I looking at here?

>> No.31895256
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31895256

This is how I Slaaneshi Champion

>> No.31895261
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31895261

This is how I moral quandary into obvious exploitation of player greed

>> No.31895309
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31895309

This is how I Final Battle

>> No.31895346
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31895346

>>31893552
>>31893713

Hate to break it to you, but he was actually decent. Just not quite good enough.

>> No.31895381
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31895381

this is how i surprise attack

>> No.31895398

>>31895216
Doom (i think, might be another game) UI shopped onto a scene from the last episode of ATLA.

>> No.31895406

>>31895346
More specifically, he was a Realist painter in a time where that was out of vogue.

Blame Modern Art.

>> No.31895413
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31895413

This is how I feral worlder.

>>31895252

Someone completely bastardized a G3.

You see that point sticking out the bottom barrel? That's the end of the projectile. That "barrel" is something like two inches long.

The blinding comes from the muzzle flash, because most of the powder won't start burning until it's out the end of the gun

>> No.31895433
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>>31895381
This is how I TO ME MY NOBLE EINHERJAR

>> No.31895467

>>31893903
Inorite. Four sineaters, a fetchspawn and two sheeps versus 2 bears, how many rounds does /tg/ think it took for the party to actually damage the bears?

>> No.31895483
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31895483

This is how I haunting illusion

>> No.31895491

>>31895413

It would be worth bitching about the need for an explanation invalidating the joke, but the explanation was interesting enough to justify it.

>> No.31895493

>>31895467
All of them?

>> No.31895523
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31895523

This is how I high level monk

>> No.31895622
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31895622

This is how I max ranks in disarm

>> No.31895637

>>31895493
I facepalmed as they were all on the brink of taking permanent synergy damage, after six rounds one of the bears had wound penalties and that was it. The NPC Rabbi Dreidelberg's Jew Sense was tingling, which is now a merit on his sheet, wits plus occult for deus ex machina, so he, his jerry rigged slavic machine gun and his golem saved the day

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31895691

This is how I crossclass for suboptimal-but-fun

>> No.31895699

>>31895637
That's kind of horrendous.
Then again, I've had a character go from full to legit dead while fighting a bear. Dragon shamans are not that great at fighting, even with a breath weapon.

>> No.31895797

>>31895637
>Rabbi Dreidelberg's Jew Sense was tingling

Was he joined by his friend, DeShawn Jackson and his self-regenerating watermelon?

>> No.31895885

>>31892660
It's become my only recourse.

The party started out fairly standard. Handful of misfits thrown into a shitty situation. Then they befriended a giant talking tarantula. Then they started getting weird looks. Then they convinced a lizardman enemy warlord into defecting. And now the party leader is a half-dragon, the wizard is a lich, they're followed by lesser stink demon, the spider is now clad in full steel chainmail, the exiled prince is now covered in spider paraphernalia in honor of his new god Arachnus.

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31895920

>>31892721
Bitch this is how I Warlord.

>> No.31895924
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31895924

This is how I NPC who has spent one too many sessions stuck with the PCs.

>> No.31895927

>>31895797
Might be an interested Sineater/Memento, what would DeShawn's Geist be? The Tarred Criminal, The Feathered Thief?

>> No.31896009
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31896009

>>31895920
This is how I BBEG.

>> No.31896012
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31896012

This is how I short-circuit the Magical Realm.

>> No.31896018

>>31895346
He was a good painter, he just rolled three critical fails in a row and screwed up his painting so bad he ended up starting the holocaust.

>> No.31896073

>>31896012
>implying that will stop me
>or anyone
Son, size difference is simply another country in my magical realm.

>> No.31896143
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31896143

>>31896073
Yes, but I just shut down the vorefiend AND the girl looking to become a lamia herself in one fell swoop. Can't take the country all at once.

If I'm being saucy though this is how I shut down the entire fighting team while the bad guys get away with whatever they were doing.

>> No.31896175

>>31896143
Until I shove her up to her tits into my dick.

>> No.31896180

>>31896143
I'd think there would be some will saves involved, but that would probably do it.
And you're right, you can't win the world in a single battle.

>> No.31896384
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31896384

this is how I gladiator

>> No.31896423

>>31896384
it now occurs to me that some people may not know that this is the orca that killed its trainer back in 2010

>> No.31896454
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31896454

>>31896180
>timid sweet mage girl suddenly being doubleteamed hit on by the older witch bad guys

I don't think anyone would bother to roll will except to fight over who has the popcorn

This is how I abuse rules to get unusual benefits

>> No.31896466
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31896466

this is how I superhero

>> No.31896487
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31896487

>>31896466
no, wait, this is how I superhero

>> No.31896513
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31896513

This is how I rogue

>> No.31896525
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31896525

>>31896487
This is how I law-abiding citizen in deep and terrible distress

>> No.31896558

>>31896513
Wario is a role model too pure and powerful for a mere Rogue to emulate.

>> No.31896645
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31896645

this is how I skeleton bard

>> No.31896697
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31896697

This is how I PC plans.

>> No.31896723
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31896723

>>31896645
This is many Bards

Is it safe to conjecture then that there is likely a dimension of Bards

In which every living being has Bard as their only class, with the exceptional ones also getting Bard-only prestige classes

Bardverse

>> No.31896755
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31896755

>>31896697
>army of whores to take down the dogs

Brilliant, I want this man on my team by 5pm tomorrow

>> No.31896767
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31896767

this is how I monk

>> No.31896813
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31896813

This is how I high-CHA Berserker

>> No.31896870
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31896870

>>31896813

mmm, yes.

>> No.31896889
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31896889

this is how I LotR LARP

>> No.31896923
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31896923

This is how I make the PCs wish rust monsters never went away.

>> No.31896970

>>31896923
...Is that a ferrous ooze?

>> No.31897006

>>31896923
>>31896970

...is that a daemon?

>> No.31897008
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31897008

This is how I critically succeed.

>> No.31897035

>>31896970
Ferromagnetic ooze, I think.

>> No.31897049

>>31896143
>Shut down the vorefiend
No, you only switched the positions around.

>> No.31897070
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31897070

>>31896970
>>31897035
You bet your nuts it is.

This is how I bring the fear of God out of certain players in the right age range.

>> No.31897089

>>31897070
You're a goddamn monster.
I applaud you.

>> No.31897099 [SPOILER] 
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31897099

This is how I parasite.

>> No.31897131
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31897131

This is how I Dreamlands

>> No.31897159

>>31897099
Oooooh, what is that adorable little thing?

>> No.31897196
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31897196

This is how I sorcerer.

>> No.31897201

>>31897159
Horsehair worm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAggDNzCuM

>> No.31897233
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31897233

This is how I crit my foraging roll

>> No.31897235 [SPOILER] 
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31897235

>>31897089
Relax. I don't see what the issue is. You're heroes. It may be a dragon, but you slay those all the time. It's a metal dragon, sure, but what could it possibly do to hur

>> No.31897237
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31897237

This is how I Diviner Astropath.

>> No.31897243

>>31897099
10/10, I clenched

>> No.31897306
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31897306

>>31897201
That mantis. She's screaming, weakly. Begging for death as an alien presence infests her thoughts and drives her mad with agony.

Anyways this is how I useless flavor skill.

>> No.31897367
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31897367

>>31896012
Disregard lewds, acquire daughteru.

>> No.31897387

>>31896454
Not Paladin mount

>> No.31897399

>>31897196
10/9
would quest with

>> No.31897438
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31897438

This is how I Hunter

>> No.31897591
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31897591

This is how I bard into combat

>> No.31897592
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31897592

This is how I GM.

>> No.31897659
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31897659

>>31896889

>> No.31897729

>>31893640
>Favored Enemy: Elves

Myfellowofhumandescent.jpg

>> No.31897763
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31897763

>>31897729
>hating elves

This is how I npc quest giver

>> No.31897865
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31897865

This is how I skip ahead in the plot.

>> No.31897889
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31897889

This is how I stealth bbeg.

>> No.31898243
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31898243

>>31897763
STOP OPPRESSING MY CULTURE YOU AYLEID-CENTRIC BITCH!

>> No.31898284

>>31898243
>implying the guy on that throne is a good guy.

>> No.31898374
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31898374

This is how I summoner

>> No.31898387

>>31897889
I don't know how I feel about the fact that I remember enough about Red and Blue to know why these are false. Where the hell are they from, though?

>> No.31898428
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31898428

>>31895309
Did the BBEG get served?

This is how I starting equipment.

>> No.31898542
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31898542

This is how I Mage

>> No.31899005
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31899005

This is how I win hearts and minds with the locals.

>> No.31899021

>>31896755
>>31896697
Well, when the French owned Tortuga, they shipped in about 10,000 prostitutes to combat the rampant pirate homosexuality going on down there.
It didn't really work, it just made for more orgies.

>> No.31899063

>>31898428
>twirly whirly

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92e_1396700622

>> No.31899095
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31899095

>>31899005

lol

>> No.31899603
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31899603

This is how i fighter

>> No.31899773
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31899773

>>31897196
This is how i sorcerer.

>> No.31899801
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31899801

>>31899773
Isn't that more of a "this is how I Lich"?
I mean, the painting was a phylactery, after all.

>> No.31899933
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31899933

This is how I deal with were-animals

>> No.31900100

>>31899933
Was that a sink.
Did he just club a boat with a kitchen sink.

>> No.31900137

>>31900100
He already tried everything else, I suppose.

>> No.31900158

>>31900100


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

>> No.31900177

>>31900100
>a boat
I chuckled. Typo of the week, if not the whole month.

>> No.31900236

>>31899095

what, no diamond dogs?

>> No.31900295

>>31900158
God, I wish insurance fraud were more common in my country too. Russian dashboard camera videos are gold.

>> No.31900658

>>31893640
>Spidey's not a mutant
I think Xavier made him an x-man at one point.

>> No.31900730
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31900730

>>31900137

>> No.31900966

>>31896513
Fuck bitches, get riches

>> No.31901310

>>31892934

One in the chamber, motherfucker.

>> No.31901565
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31901565

>>31893117
>Not posting DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT

>> No.31905039

>>31896012
>only the size of a snake
Is the author aware of the fact that there are snakes that aren't harmlessly small? I mean an Anaconda is enough snake body for ATLEAST a loli if not a teen or even a full adult. I'm not sure of the ratios for snake to people when it comes to lamias.

>> No.31906513
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31906513

>>31896697
This is how I PC plans.

>> No.31906682
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31906682

>>31894969
and how I chaotic evil

>> No.31906980
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31906980

This is how I BBEG Also how I That Guy.

>> No.31907155
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31907155

This is how I CoC

>> No.31907196

This is how I Paladin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_sRb0uQ7A

>> No.31907227

>>31907196
Related is how I smite evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzIoneyedBk

>> No.31907265
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31907265

>>31907155
And also how I Bard.

>> No.31909575
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31909575

>>31893070

>> No.31909881
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31909881

>>31894415
This is how I BBEG

>> No.31910511
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31910511

>>31901310
>>31892934

nice.

sauce?

>> No.31910537
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31910537

>>31906980

>> No.31910884

>>31910511
Looks like Kenichi Sonoda's character designs, but I couldn't say exactly which project it's from.

>> No.31911349

>>31910511
Riding Bean

>> No.31911393
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31911393

This is how I put all my effort into NPC dialogue.

>>31910511
Riding Bean.

>> No.31911569

>>31895924
what's the source of this comic? does anyone know? tineye reveals nothing :s

>> No.31911600
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31911600

This is how I detective.

>> No.31911680

>>31895924
"one too many sessions" equals "one session". Minus one if there's a telepath in the group.

>> No.31911768
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31911768

>> No.31911773

>>31911349
>>31911393
Really? When I googled it I got Gunsmith Cats.

>> No.31912010

>>31911569
>tineye reveals nothing :s
>:s
>tineye
GIS works just fine you retarded faggot

>> No.31912017

>>31894415
is that Alan Moore?

>> No.31912177

>>31912010
um, how helpful, thank you. :s

>> No.31913965
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31913965

This is how I superhero

>> No.31914812
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31914812

>>31911773
Nah, GC looks like this.

>> No.31915168

>>31893265
>saxophone
>saxophonist isn't Bill Cliinton
>utterdisappointment.jpg

>> No.31915319

>>31895346
from what i recall about the whole art school thing it was that they didn't like that he never included people, not even passersby in scenes. But yeah, Hitler had some pretty good paintings. Better than I ever could do.

>> No.31915351

>>31895483
son of a bitch. I spotted 6

>> No.31915396

>>31896384
>>31896423
I am aware, and have loved this pic since it first circulated after the incident because it's hilarious and true

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