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Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.
>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY
>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p
>Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi
>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR
>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest
>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide


>Current Stats:
>Protag Points: 260
>Mana 25/25
>Harem Status 5/5

You are John Galt and you just finished up a mothering great battle, followed by converting roughly a quarter thousand delinquents to your side and finally cooking them all breakfast. Because cooking delicious meals and serving them to people you had just sliced open not more than two hours ago is completely logical, if you’re in a harem anime.

You are now in the headmistresses’ office, having been led there by Ms. Black. She had expressed her disinterest in early morning shenanigans, nowhere else considers exploding tanks and almost dead people “shenanigans” but again, anime, and then pointed out a strange old man who was lurking in the corner of her office.

As you see the old man in the corner, you here Akeno eep just a bit and then scoot her chair closer to yours, eyes focused on the old man as she grabs your hand.

“You!” she says out loud.

>> No.31833903

>>31833880
“Yes, me,” he says, a smile on his face, “Don’t worry, I’m not like I was in the…other place.” He says this, his eyes flashing upwards.

“Wait, what other place?” you ask her.

Akeno’s eyes meet yours, then glance to Kaname and then the Headmistress.

“It’s fine,” says the old man, “We all know.”

Wait…you all know?

That means…holy fuck.

That means the headmistress is sentient too?

How do you react?

>Freak out, this is starting to get a bit much.
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.
>Demand to know what the hell is going on.
>Other.

>> No.31833926

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.

>> No.31833931

>>31833903
>Demand to know what the hell is going on.

>> No.31833947

>>31833903
>>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.

>> No.31833960

>>31833903
>>Other.
Is there anyone who *isn't* sentient in this show?

>> No.31833983

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.

>> No.31833992

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.

>> No.31834023

>>31833960
We shouldn't use the word sentient.
>Does everyone... Know?

>> No.31834032

>>31833903
>>Other.

"Called it."

>> No.31834034

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.
Everybody is a sentient! Even the walls

>> No.31834040

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.

>Snark
"So, is everyone with a unique hairstyle or power sentient here, or have I just been lucky enough to find them all?"

>> No.31834043

>>31833903
>Remain Calm, Surely there's some explanation
This seems like the best route right now.

>> No.31834061

>>31833903
>>31834032

Why do you think we chose Kaname and Akeno to come with us?

>> No.31834071

>>31833960
"Is there anyone so far that has been named that DOESN'T KNOW?"

>> No.31834093

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.
I mean, we kinda guessed already.

>> No.31834094

Finally made it in on time!

Anyways write in vote:

>Who isn't in the know at this point?!

>> No.31834097

>>31833903
"GODDAMN IS EVERYBODY SENTIENT HERE?"

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. What are the viewers going to think of this? Are they getting cut away from these discussions or something?

>> No.31834113

>>31833903
>>Other.
"...does *everyone* know this is a show? Is this going to become some metatextual comedy constantly leaning on the fourth wall? Because I did not sign on for that!"
Face off in a random direction.
"What, you never seen a protagonist go off the rails before? We need a transition shot."

>> No.31834122

>>31833903
>Remain calm, surely there’s some explanation.
ask who else knows

>> No.31834153

Looks like you want to remain calm/ask who else knows/doesn't know.

Writing.

Also, I know the pacing last thread was slow, but did it flow ok? Or do you prefer faster updates?

>> No.31834180

>>31834153
As long as you can keep the quality up you can get as fast as you like.

>> No.31834190

>>31834153
I really liked the pacing for the past few threads. Fewer updates, but it felt like a lot more content in each thread

>> No.31834193

>>31834153
I think I preferred the slower pacing. Decisions felt like they mattered more, rather than 'do you bother A or B?'

>> No.31834343

>>31834153
pace was fine maybe the tinyest touch to slow but i doubt you could actually fix it and not loss content or quality so witch are both way more important. I think that spending up in game time and letting us do off camera background things like enchant stuff may fix my perceived speed issue.

>> No.31834445

>>31834153
Pacing was good. Steady. Deliberate. Inevitable.
Keep up the quality. We move at your pace.

>> No.31834486

>>31833903
You let out a deep breath and pat Akeno’s hand, causing her to loosen her grip on it but not actually let go.

“So…I guess there’s an explanation as to why you just revealed that,” you say, “Like maybe everyone with a name freaking knows maybe?”

The old man, whom you still don’t have a name for, chuckles at that.

“I may be a god,” he says, “But even I can’t read the hearts of men. Or women in this case.”

“But as an answer to your question,” the headmistress cuts in, “We do believe there are more of us. It’s just that we can’t get them to reveal themselves without also revealing ourselves.”

You open your mouth to ask the next question but the old man obviously predicted it.

“As for the viewers or at least whoever is out there, no, they don’t know that we know. The fourth wall still exists. Currently they think you’re getting a lecture from her.” He nods at the headmistress.

“Why are we talking about this then?” you ask, “Seeing as how it’s probably rather dangerous.”

“Because we believe that it has to do with the plot,” says the man.

“The plot?” you ask, “Like, THE Plot?”

Both of the older people nod.

“Along with the rather high number of us,” says the man, “The power levels in this show are rather high, along with your early surprises. Whatever’s going on, we feel has to do with that ward you pulled earlier.”

“But you don’t know yet?” you ask.

“No,” says the headmistress, blowing smoke from a cigarette, “But we’re working on finding out. We just wanted to let you know that there is something strange going on, and that there are others who are on your side.”

“Great,” you mutter, “I almost wish I didn’t know now.”

The headmistress glances at her watch, then at the old man.

“Any quick questions for you before we go back to pretending?” she asks, “We don’t have much time left.”

>Yeah…(Question.)
>No

>> No.31834499

More content is better even if it takes longer.

>> No.31834502

>>31834153

My issue was that that in the past few threads, the thread was almost to 404ing before the last story post came in.

A large part of that was probably people samefagging until autosage, especially with that fiasco over our gang name, but it still seems like the last two or so posts are coming in way later than they did in previous threads.

>> No.31834538

>>31834486
Yeah, the fuck's with Slender-chan?
Is she supposed to be part of the show, or did we fuck up big time?

>> No.31834541

>>31834486
>>Yeah…(Question.)
How can I set up this sort of interference field to keep conversations between sentients away from the viewers?

>> No.31834557

>>31834486

>Yeah…(Question.)

What's up with Slendere and her kin, and why is she so intent on bedding us?

>> No.31834591

>>31834486
>>Yeah…(Question.)

Why can the people playing this quest hear this conversation but the viewers can't?

>> No.31834606

>>31834591
Ask her this

>> No.31834617

>>31834541
And what happens if the viewers find out.

>> No.31834631

>>31834606
WHOA
WHOOOOOAA

2META4ME

>> No.31834643

>>31834591
>>31834606
Because you're playing as John. Not the viewers. It's not that meta of a quest.

>> No.31834685

>>31834557
This then
>>31834591

>> No.31834701

lets not ask about Slendere

>> No.31834721

>>31834685
did you do that backwards, or...?

>> No.31834743

Looks like asking about Slendy and interference runes. Is a go.

Writing.

And, do you want timeskip after this post or do you have something you want to do before that.

>> No.31834760

>>31834743
I've got nothing specific. Keep training sording, and go to classes.

>> No.31834771

>>31834743
Check with Ms.Black if she's ok with us enhancing her present with enchantment.

If yes, start making excalibur 2.0

>> No.31834801

>>31834743
Check with Ms. Black if she's ok with us enchanting her present with enhancement.

If yes, start making excalibur 2.0

>> No.31834817

>>31834743
do>>31834771
and if we can afford the raw materials start making more of those spell phones for the rest of our Harem.

>> No.31834820

>>31834801
testing to see if i somehow double posted

>> No.31834831

>>31834771
>>31834801
Either he accidentally samefagged, or the hivemind just stepped up.

>> No.31834834

>>31834743
timeskip sounds good, as long as we keep up sword lessons, being a good student, and more adorableness with the waifus.

but first, asking >>31834771 is probably a good thing to do, as well as thanking her for it. Ward the house before excalibur 2.0, though. having 200 people in it is no excuse to not keep them all safe

>> No.31834852

>>31834834
>Ward the house
Pretty sure waking up house-waifu took care of that

>> No.31834881

>>31834743
Something worth mentioning is that we now have large numbers of minions. Said minions should probably help out the gang doing support stuff. So minor enchanted equipment, potions and similar things should be pretty ubiquitous after the timeskip.

>> No.31834887

>>31834743
It's the weekend right? I can't think of anything major to do right away. Maybe bring up the creepy church with our friends, but that's probably just some exposition waiting to happen.

>> No.31834901

>>31834834
I think our priorities should be
Understand and maybe Improve the wards on house Tan
Make spell phones for our main girls so we are all in contact
excalibur 2.0
a worthy sheath for excalibur 2.0 ie a bad ass healing item

>> No.31834908

>>31834771

We still only know basic offensive enchantments. Not to mention that Excalibur 2.0 would be limited both by the weapon's construction as well as our offensive enchantment studying.

I suppose we could put Shield-breaker on her present just to see the look on a caster who has their magic shield shattered before they take a blade to the face.

>> No.31834958

>>31834901

Yes we need spell phones for all the grills.

>> No.31834968

>>31834908
I understood the shield-breaker as being a sort of grenade-like block we threw at someone. I guess we could put it on a sword, but seems like little magic grenades would be more hilarious.

>> No.31834983

>>31834968
Put them on gloves.

>> No.31835053

>>31834968
I think that we can make the spell ether as a grenade or a boost to cutting through shields on a weapon and if not that seems like a super simple modification.

>> No.31835082

>>31834983
I like this
Get massive boxing gloves and punch through magic shields.

>> No.31835085

>>31834983

We're not yet to Edguardo level of badass quite yet. No punching through unbreakable shields for us right now.

Not to mention that we have no unarmed proficiency, but we have legendary swordsmanship.

>> No.31835088

>>31834968
no, what we need to do is put the shield breaker on the sword, and then enchant the sword so that the effects functions as a sword beam. some faggot mage tries to block us, we just step back 5 feet and air-swipe him. It's just like in my chinese cartoons!

>> No.31835114

>>31834983
Time for a 'This fist of mine' joke?

>> No.31835118

>>31835088
Also in my Legend of Zeldas

>> No.31835142

>>31835114
I swear, I google more things because of you guys...

>> No.31835152

>>31834908
Well, when i said start working on excalibur 2.0 I meant as more of a long term project. We can experiment with various enchantments on other materials, and when we find something that works we put it on the sword.

>> No.31835201

>>31834486
“Two quick ones,” you say, “Do either of you know about the strange thing in my dreams and why she’s so interested in me?”

This gets a look between the two of them, then a shake of the old man’s head.

“Neither of us was aware of that,” he answers, “Which is interesting. I’ll look into it.”

“And then how do I do, this?” you say, gesturing to the slightly dull feeling around the group of you.

“The easiest way is to probably copy Ms. Chidori,” says the headmistress as she nods at Kaname, “Get the runes she used and create your own device. It doesn’t last long, but you can re-use it at will.”

“Alright,” you say, nodding.

“If that’s all,” says the headmistress, to which you nod.

“Right,” she says, then makes a downwards gesture with her hand. Suddenly you can feel…whatever it is that lets you know you’re being watched.

>> No.31835217

>>31835142
Best part? I still don't know where exactly that meme comes from. :) It just popped into my head.

>> No.31835230

>>31835201
“So I expect you to keep them in line,” she says in a much tougher tone of voice, obviously talking about your new group of delinquent followers, “If I get too much trouble from them I’ll be forced to bring it down on your head.”

You nod in understanding.

“Fine then,” she says, blowing another cloud of smoke, “You’ve been officially registered as a University organization. You should probably expect some minor trouble with old grudges, but other than that, get out of my office.” It’s here that she picks up her phone and starts dialing.

You, Kaname and Akeno file out of the office, where Ms. Black is waiting for you.

“All done?” she ask.

“Yeah,” you say as you follow her outside, “Seems like.” You pause a bit and then remember something. “Do you mind if I enchant the sword you gave me?” you ask her.

“Go wild kid, it’s yours now,” she answers as you step outside into the midday sun, “Just remember to practice with it and don’t go overboard.”

“Right,” you say, nodding.

“Later then,” she says, doing one of those ridiculous leaps she seems to favor.

You look up into the blue sky, flanked by your two companions in what you’re sure is a great shot. Boy do you have a lot ahead of you you think.

>> No.31835242

>>31835230
>Alright time skip stuff. Going to keep this to a standard ten minute vote so hopefully you’re paying attention.

>You have two points to spend on skills. No more than one point a skill. This means that you can go from average too strong for physical, and as such strong for swording, but you can’t go from average too strong to expert in swording.

>You also have one point for Akeno, Tatsuko, Kaname and Chris. Choose wisely.

>I’m giving you two or maybe three “Projects” slots. These are more long-term things that you might want to work on. I’ll have choices, I may require rolls.
>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
>Enchant some offensive items for use by you and the girls. (Will require a roll for number of completed items, 1-10 by level of roll.)
>Enchant some defensive items for use by you and the girls. (Will require a roll for number of completed items, 1-10 by level of roll.)
>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…(Choose something you want worked on.)
>Other.

>> No.31835249

>>31835217
>>31835142
G Gundam. Watch it. It's great.

>> No.31835267

>>31835242
>You also have one point for Akeno, Tatsuko, Kaname and Chris. Choose wisely.
Is that one point each or one point between all of them?

>> No.31835276

>>31835267
>>31835242
Each, should have been clearer.

>> No.31835279

>>31835242
one point should go into enchanting

>> No.31835285

>>31835242
Can we take a skill from expert to master?

>> No.31835296

>>31835242
>>31835267
Okay then. One point physical to Tatsuko.

>> No.31835297

>>31835285
>>31835279
>>31835242
Not at this time. You still don't have enough general power.

>> No.31835302

>>31835285
Was about to ask this

>> No.31835305

>>31835242
Ill take a point for swording and enchanting.
Projects: Defensive, Linked Comms and train delinquents at being decent human beings.

>> No.31835308

>>31835242
Alright for the projects, I'd say:
>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
>Enchant some defensive items for use by you and the girls. (Will require a roll for number of completed items, 1-10 by level of roll.)

Since our girls seem to have plenty in the way of offense themselves.

I'd say one point into physical, but I'm not sure on the other.

>> No.31835322

>>31835242
Physical and enchanting
Akeno
Communications, powering up Jenkins and Defensive armaments.

>> No.31835325

>>31835242
us
physical
enchantment

Akeno, Tatsuko, Kaname and Chris
IDk

Projects
Spell phones
Teach the minions how to work in groups to cover each other based on whoever they are with Basically defensive teamwork.

>> No.31835333

>>31835242
+1 for physical, +1 for summoning
+1 summoning Chris, +1 casting kaname, +1 casting Tatsuko, +1 physical akeno

Figure out the communicators, and build defensive kit.

>> No.31835341

>>31835242
Offensive items (swords and stuff)
Work with main group and get delinquents better at: combat

>> No.31835348

>>31835242
1 to physical
1 to mysticism.
We get swole and we get better at making moves on slendere.

>> No.31835350

>>31835242
1 point for Physical, 1 for Casting
Akeno: Casting
Tatsuko: Combat
Kaname: Special
Christ: Special

Project:Excalibur, Wards

>> No.31835377

This one's me: >>31835308

Continuing my votes:
Chris: Summoning
Kaname: Mysticism
Tatsuko: Combat
Akeno: Casting

And I guess put our second point into summoning.

>> No.31835382

>>31835297
How long of a time skip is this, by the way?

>> No.31835386

>>31835242
our 2 skill points:
+1 physical
+1 mysticism

Akeno
+1 casting
Tatsuko
+1 combat
Kaname
+1 special
Chris
+1 summoning

Two projects:
>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
reasoning: being able to batphone for help in case of emergency

>Enchant some defensive items for use by you and the girls. (Will require a roll for number of completed items, 1-10 by level of roll.)
reasoning: our offensive power is pretty massive as a group right now, defenses not so much

>> No.31835395

>>31835242
This is a little to complex of a vote for a ten minute window.
>Physical. Mysticism
>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
Don't have time to look at the girls stats

>> No.31835405

>>31835242
>John
1 Point summoning
1 Point Physical

>Akeno
Casting
>Tatsuko
Combat
>Kaname
Casting
>Chris
Summoning

Projects
>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.

>Enchant some defensive items for use by you and the girls. (Will require a roll for number of completed items, 1-10 by level of roll.)

>>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…Squad Tactics

>> No.31835432

>>31835242
>>John
>1 Point Mysticism
>1 Point Physical
>>Akeno
>Casting
>>Tatsuko
>Combat
>>Kaname
>Casting
>>Chris
>Summoning
>Projects
>>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
>>Enchant some defensive items for use by you and the girls. (Will require a roll for number of completed items, 1-10 by level of roll.)
>>>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…Squad Tactics

>> No.31835438

>>31835377
This seems to be a good idea. Backing everything this guy said.

>> No.31835439

>>31835242
Gah out of time!

>Us
1 point to physical
1 point to summoning

>Projects
Secure communications network
Turn the delinquents into a professional PMC style organization

>> No.31835442

>>31835242
>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…(Group coordination & Squad based combat)

Mysticism +1
Sword-fighting +1

Tatsuko - Combat +1
Kaname - Combat +1
Akeno - Combat +1
Chris - Combat +1

>> No.31835447

>>31835242
I'll give you a little more time to vote, maybe 5-10 since this is a little more complex than I thought.

>>31835382
2~weeks or so maybe. It's "sometime later that we don't really talk about"

>> No.31835448

>>31835386

If we have time for a third,
>>Other.
Begin research and testing enchantments to create excalibur 2.0

>> No.31835475

>>31835325
I looked at at the stats
Akeno Casting
Tatsuko Combat or Start her learning body guarding
Kaname Special
Chris Special

>> No.31835483

>>31835395
Continuing

Akeno Himejima:
>Casting
Tatsuko Itagaki
>Combat
Kanami Chidori
>Combat
Christiane Friedrich
>Combat

>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…(Choose something you want worked on.)
Better at team work.

>> No.31835490

>>31835242
John: 1 point summoning
1 point enchantment

Akeno: 1 point Casting
Tats: 1 point casting
Kaname: 1 point Enchanting
Chris: 1 point Tactics

Offensive items, communicators, and getting delinquents discipline


A point in physical would be a waste, since Guide stated that we'll autolevel in physical once we get some basic training in.

Akeno and Tatsuko are our heaviest hitters, and reinforcing their specialties would be useful. Kaname we need at Expert so we don't suffer penalties from working with her, and Chris needs to be our coordinator.

The others are self-explanatory, but note that other gangs are going to be actual armies with actual discipline. Not the stupid zerg rushing that got Lydia annihilated by 8 people. We need an actual fighting force, not a handful of fighters and a bunch of meatshields eating up our grocery money.

>> No.31835497

>>31835242
>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…(Choose something you want worked on.)

Have the deliquents become working members of society

>> No.31835516

>>31835242
+1 to Physical
+1 to Summoning
Akeno - +1 Casting
Tatsuko - +1 Physical
Kaname - +1 Enchanting
Chris - +1 Summoning

Projects:
>>Get with Kaname to build and figure out a way to get linked communicators for all the girls.
This is a priority.
>>Other.
See if you can work on improving the home defense/enhancement wards to even further bullshit levels.
If we have time, possibly
>>Work with your main group and try to get the delinquents better at…(Choose something you want worked on.)
Squad coordination

>> No.31835520

>>31835490
no the auto level is in sword if we get physical.

>> No.31835521

I hope you guys realize how unsatisfactory our girls' combat stats are and vote appropriately.

>> No.31835529

>>31835447
Yeah, looking at this, this might have been better as several votes, even if it probably would have taken longer.

>> No.31835535

>>31835483
Changing Chris and Kanami to special.

And by teamwork I mean get them better organized. Maybe Chris could go Drill Sargent on them

>> No.31835546

>>31835217
G-Gundam, basically Dragon Ball with giant robots.

Pic related.

>> No.31835547

>>31835490
>A point in physical would be a waste, since Guide stated that we'll autolevel in physical once we get some basic training in.
>>31835520
>no the auto level is in sword if we get physical.

Really? Well shit. I'm:

>>31835442

Change my swording vote to physical +1

>> No.31835567

Honestly, I have no idea how guide is going to get results from this mess.

Maybe we should start tallying results ourselves to help?

>> No.31835601

>>31835567
Can't, we don't have enough points in tallying.

>> No.31835614

>>31835242
>John
+1 physical
+1 enchantment

>All girls
+1 combat

>projects
Have Chris run the delinquinets through drills, whip them into a valid fighting force.

Build defensive items

>> No.31835621

>>31835601
shit, should we put a point in that too?

>> No.31835633

>>31835242
>John-1 point physical, 1 point sword
>Akeno
Casting
>Tatsuko
Combat
>Kaname
Casting
>Chris
Summoning
>Projects
Linked Communication
Defensive items
Squad Tactics if possible

>> No.31835641

>>31835621
Put a what where?

>> No.31835642

>>31835614
We can't into more enchantment.

>> No.31835646

>>31835567

Current votes for Galt's stat points are

Enchant:v
Sword:ii
Cast:i
Mystic:v
Summon:v
Physic:xiiii

>> No.31835649

Didn't Guide say that Tatsuko was so deadly in combat was that she has immense power to make up for her lack of skill?

In that case, I think upping her Combat might be better, since having her be skilled *and* strong could be potent as fuck.

>> No.31835667

>>31835641
Tallying.
I was running off of the other guy's joke.

>> No.31835675

>>31835649
I think we should upgrade her physical.

And change her nickname to 'The Destroyer'

>> No.31835701

>>31835242
So, it's a mess. But what I've got looks like.

>John +1 Physical and +1 Summoning

>Chris +1 summoning, Akeno +1 Casting, Tatsuko +1 Combat, Kaname +1 Special

>Projects are: Linked Comms, defensive items and Delinquent organization.

Y/N?

>> No.31835710

>>31835701
Y

>> No.31835712

>>31835667
I'm that guy. I was making like our skill was too low to know what points or tallies are.

>> No.31835715

>>31835675
Her Physical is already max though

>> No.31835716

>>31835701
Y

>> No.31835723

>>31835521
this is not a vote
>personaly we need the phisical to get the free sword
and I want to be even more stupid good at enchanting
Akeno should be casting or combat I say casting so she can help in a fight or to help us make magic items based on casting
Tatsuko Combat duh Physical is a notable second IMO
Chris Tactics will serve us mutch better in the long and mid term what with our mook army
Kaname should ether get enchantment to keep up with us or communication to help Kaname coordinate everything

>> No.31835727

>>31835675
Her physical is fine. Her combat is pitiful. In fact so is a lot of our girls.

>>31835701
N

Combat for the girls

>> No.31835731

>>31835701
Y

>> No.31835732

>>31835701
Y

>> No.31835733

>>31835701
Y

Sad that so many people didn't realize our Enchantment is at its current max.

>> No.31835734

>>31835701

I'd prefer +1 mysticism for slendere rather than +1 summoning, but Y otherwise.

>> No.31835735

>>31835701
sounds good

>> No.31835742

>>31835701
N Christiane special

>> No.31835745

>>31835715
Yes

>> No.31835768

>>31835712
Ahhhhh, I getcha. I thought you were a legitimately confused third party

>> No.31835770

>>31835701

I'd prefer Chris to have another point in special given how well tactics worked before, but I can live with these results.

>> No.31835772

>>31835723
>this is not a vote

>>31835242
>Alright time skip stuff. Going to keep this to a standard ten minute vote so hopefully you’re paying attention.
>vote

>> No.31835773

>>31835742
Christina doesn't get any points.

She did a horrible thing.

>> No.31835787

>>31835701
Y.

>> No.31835789

>>31835701
Y

>> No.31835791

>>31835733
>>31835701
I prefer we learn mistisicism but Summoning is ok

>> No.31835794

>>31835701
N

Chris should be special(tactics)

>> No.31835796

>>31835773

Shut up, Ezio.

>> No.31835798

>>31835701
Y

>> No.31835811

>>31835772
not that guy, but he was prefacing his statement so that it wouldn't get counted in the vote.

>> No.31835818

>>31835772
I meant that I was not voting as i already had Sorry I was trying to explain my reasoning.

>> No.31835822

>>31835701
Alright, writing.

Give me a few minutes and a d100.

>> No.31835833

Rolled 9

>>31835822
Here ya go.

>> No.31835838

Rolled 98

>>31835822

>> No.31835839

Rolled 30

>>31835822

>> No.31835842

Rolled 42

>>31835822
Dimension the dice.

>> No.31835843

Rolled 2

>>31835822

>> No.31835847

Rolled 51

>>31835811
>>31835818
Oops.

>>31835822

>> No.31835848

Rolled 5

>>31835822

>> No.31835850

Rolled 65

>>31835822

>> No.31835853

>>31835822

>> No.31835860

>>31835833
...Why do I even try?

>>31835838
You. I like you.

>> No.31835864

>>31835833
>>31835838
>>31835839
And the dice gods continue to love you for enchanting.

Alright.

>> No.31835868

Rolled 24

>>31835822
Anyone else having trouble with captcha? Took a few dozen tries before the box even showed up.

>> No.31835875

>>31835838

>> No.31835876

>>31835838
damn we made the waifus some sweet fucking armor

>> No.31835878

>>31835838

>> No.31835883

>>31835838

our savior

>>31835822

Guide, a suggestion for the future: perhaps do your vote post as is, but then split up actual voting into sections. Like, tell us what we need to be thinking about then do a vote for personal point allocation, girls allocation and projects separately.

>> No.31835887

>>31835868
Nah, I got a pass after that last fiasco.

>> No.31835893

Rolled 72

>>31835822

>> No.31835904

>>31835883
Probably will.

>> No.31835909

>>31835883
>split up actual voting
It'd take longer, but a hell of a lot less Charlie Foxtrot to it.

>> No.31835930

>>31835904
Or shit, use Survey Monkey

>> No.31835937

>>31835838
Damn I didn't expect to roll that well

>> No.31836196

>>31835864
>QMing in progress, please wait warmly

>> No.31836215

suddenly the thread got ridiculously quiet.

>> No.31836229

>>31835838
"What's that? You want to come within 10 feet? HAH!"

>> No.31836246

>>31836215
We wore ourselves out in that frenzy of min maxing

>> No.31836254

>>31836215
We're all waiting anxiously

>> No.31836263

>>31835242
The next few day/weeks fly by as even you don’t really get much out of a time-skip besides a few blurry montages and some sweet new powers when you wake up.

In the time that does pass by, you spend a great deal of time working on your sword technique, the accompanying muscle groups and working on lots of enchantments.

In that time, with a lot of help from Ms. Black, you got enough better and in shape that you honestly felt that you could start to match up to what you thought you could. You had also spent a great deal of time with Chris, learning how to summon better. That sword trick of hers was neat and maybe now Jenkins would shut up a bit.

>+1 Physical +1 Sword +1 Summoning

Working with Kaname, which took a good deal of time, you managed to not only create a linked set of those communicators for everyone for daily use if necessary, you also managed to create a number of enchanted defensive items for your main girls use. They looked like bracelets, but provided both magical and physical protection enhancements. They wouldn’t stop whatever came at you, but they made the impact less on our body.

>+ Communications network. +10 Defensive bracelets. (1 in storage) +15 Mana for magic practice. Mana now 40/40. +1 Communications for Kaname.

Tatsuko, Akeno and Chris had also trained hard, working on their specific areas of expertise or in Tatsuko's case, actually learning technique beyond smashing things.

>+1 Casting for Akeno, +1 Combat for Tatsuko, +1 Summoning for Chris.

>> No.31836273

>>31836215
Hmm, conversation piece ...
We could place bets on how long till whats-her-name (The former gang leader) inevitably back-stabs us.

>> No.31836282

>>31836263

The final thing you did, was start to house and organize the delinquents. The housing was the easy part. The night after the battle, while everyone was asleep, an extra building and a fence appeared a few hundred feet away from the main house, turning it into more of a small compound. It was large enough to house all of the delinquents and included all the comforts of home, including kitchens, baths and entertainment for the lot of them. Seeing as how most of them had been in the cheaper student housing, it wasn’t too hard to convince them to stay.

What had been hard was getting them organized. But between you, Chris, Kaname and surprisingly enough Lydia, you had managed to get them to start working with a basic semblance of teamwork instead of just a mob mentality. This had helpfully started to extend to school life as well, the number of random incidents of violence dropping accordingly. It had helped that most of the “random” incidents were in fact organized and the most of the delinquents still actually wanted to graduate, even if it was just barely.

>Delinquents, +1 Organization, +1 Discipline.

As you finally came to, you realized that you had just finished class for the day. It was Friday, meaning that you had nothing to do for the weekend. With your progress, Ms. Black didn’t make you come around to the dojo every day like before, but you still stopped by a lot. There were however other places to go. You could also go see the girls, you’d “interacted” with them during the skip, but it wasn’t quite the same.

>Go to the dojo.
>Go home.
>Go visit the main quad.
>Go see if the church is still there.
>Other

>> No.31836314

>>31836282
>>Go to the dojo.

Ms.Black needs love.

>> No.31836333

>>31836282
>Go visit the main quad.

>> No.31836335

>>31836282
>Go see if the church is still there.
desire to know more intensifies.

>> No.31836338

>>31836282
>Go see if the church is still there.

>> No.31836343

>>31836282
>>Go to the dojo.
She's not making us visit. We're there because we want to get stronger and we enjoy her company.
Besides, it'd be good to get her opinion on that intriguing spiced apple pie recipe...

>> No.31836349

>>31836282
Check the Church, I think. it's time.

>> No.31836355

Rolled 32

Go to the dojo
we will go home at some point.

Ignore my dice they are a test.

>> No.31836367

>>31836282
Visit the main quad

>> No.31836370

>>31836349
If all goes well, we may get a chance to bitch slap Junko!

>> No.31836377

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo
Yay for crazy

>> No.31836382

>>31836282
Dojo

>> No.31836388

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo.

>> No.31836401

>>31836282
>Go see if the church is still there.

>> No.31836412

>>31836335
We'll get there anon, but first we have to have some lewd training with sensei.

>> No.31836413

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo.

>> No.31836415

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo.

>> No.31836416

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo.
or
>Go home.

>> No.31836417

>>31836282
CHURCH! MUST KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX[/spolier]

>> No.31836432

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo.

>> No.31836433

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo.
then go home and make the girls dinner. We can invite Ms. Black if things go well

>> No.31836447

>>31836282
>>Go to the dojo.

We still have no more harem slots, even if there were waifus hidden away in the church, and I don't feel comfortable burning 50 points on an extra slot after we roasted 120 on our battle last thread.

>> No.31836451

>>31836282
>dojo
Ms. Black best waifu

>> No.31836455

>>31836417
I fucked it up...

>> No.31836474

>>31836455
So that's how you make spoiler text. whenever I asked someone, the'd be a dick and say they didn't want to spoil it.

>> No.31836488

>>31836282
>>Go to the dojo.

>> No.31836492

Looks like you're going to the dojo.

I'm going to assume you now carry around your sword at all times unless someone makes a big deal about it.

>> No.31836493

>>31836447
exactly lets save the church for now i bet it will still be there later f we don't poke it.

>> No.31836501

>>31836282
>Go visit the main quad.
Let's see what this gets us.

>> No.31836545

>>31836282
>Go to the dojo

>> No.31836552

>>31836455
For the record, you don't need to use the /spoiler.

>> No.31836575

>>31836492
eeyyup.

>> No.31836630

>>31836263
>maybe now Jenkins would shut up a bit.

So, does that mean that Jenkins will be a full skellie if we summoned him now? We're still a far ways off from summoning him in his true lvl 40 Lich Lord form, with a Phylactery that would make Koschei the Deathless jealous.

>> No.31836656

>>31836492
Who's likely to try and bother us about it?
We have our own fairly large gang, ridiculous enchantment skills, and a giant chunk of pointy metal given to us as a gift by one of the most psychotic members of staff.

>> No.31836657

>>31836630
I bet he is now a skull and floating hands Fire optional.

>> No.31836664

>>31836630
'his' full form is actually a girl. that turns into a sword

>> No.31836688

>>31836630
speaking of which, anyone up for summoning him?

>> No.31836689

>>31836656
>one of

kek

>> No.31836691

>>31836552
????

>> No.31836698

>>31836664
And Mastery level enchantment gives us Excalibur 2.0 our sword waifu

>> No.31836719

>>31836691
you only need the [ spoiler ] at the beginning, if the spoiler's at the end.
the [ /spoiler ] ends it if you want to say something afterwards
like this.

>> No.31836726

>>31836630
I don't actually like Jenkins. I wish we would have gone for the magic ferret

>> No.31836733

>>31836656
not to mention this is a battle school

>> No.31836742

>>31836282
You decide that you should stop by the dojo anyway. It might usually end up with you sweating, bruised and mildly concerned about your own sanity, but Ms. Black is still one of your harem members, even if only barely. Plus, fighting skills were always useful.

Settling your bag over your shoulder, you head towards the building containing the dojo at a decent pace. Nobody bugs you, it had been remarkably quiet on that front ever since you’d taken in the delinquents. You wondered if that was because they were on your side or because the other power groups were simply waiting on a better opportunity, mainly not being in the middle of a time-skip.

As you step inside the djo, you find Ms. Black already there, cape off and practicing her own sword forms. She’s still much more fluid than you, her form nearly perfect as far as you can tell. And despite the strength and speed of her swings, she doesn’t appear to be sweating at all. You watch her for a few minutes, setting your bag down as you do, until she turns suddenly and points her own weapon at you.

“I’m bored,” she says, her voice hot and heavy, “I need to blow off some steam. That means a real fight. Something more than a few seconds. Do you think you’re up to it?”

Shit…normally you’d say yes, but the way her eyes are right now and the slight pickup in her breath…you think she means going full out. And she could still totally kick your ass at the moment. Maybe without even trying.

>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)
>No.
>Err…maybe if you held back a little.
>Other.

>> No.31836745

>>31836719
Come to think of it, how did I learn that?
I never looked it up in the FAQ

>> No.31836755

>>31836742
>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)

>> No.31836759

>>31836742
>>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)
we're the dice gods chosen

>> No.31836762

>>31836742
>Sure
Just... try not to kill, err, Pseudo-kill me

>> No.31836765

>>31836742
>>Sure
we are a big boy. we can do this.

>> No.31836772

>>31836742
>>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)

>> No.31836773

>>31836742
>>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)

No better way to test out our new skills, even if we do get smashed instantly.

>> No.31836779

>>31836742
>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)
Go big or go home.
"So long as you explain to the girls why I'm a mound of broken at the end of this."

>> No.31836782

>>31836742
>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)

>> No.31836784

>>31836745
Lurking and waiting for someone else to ask?

>> No.31836786

>>31836742
A fight she wants, a fight she's gonna get.
FULL COMBAT

>> No.31836787

>>31836742
>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)

Give us some love, gurl.

>> No.31836793

>>31836779
Yeah, we do need a snarky one liner as we accept.

>> No.31836803

>>31836742
>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)
>If you explain to my girls why I'm bruised, bloody, and oh so satisfied.

>> No.31836809

>>31836689
Someone decided it'd be a good idea to make a spell that'd let students die as many times as they wanted. And that roving coalitions of assorted degrees of murderhobos was good for school spirit.
I'm not going to assume anything about relative levels of bloodlust.

>>31836742
>>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)
"...I am so fucked."
Cue manic grin. Charge.

>> No.31836812

>>31836784
Nah, this is the first time I've seen someone ask and not get answered with "I don't want to spoil it"

>> No.31836821

>>31836742
One condition-you come by the house for dinner afterward

>> No.31836823

>>31836742
>Sure. (Will result in full combat.)
This can only end well.

>> No.31836829

>>31836698

>> No.31836846

>>31836793
What do you think about
>What do I get when I win?

>> No.31836860

>>31836846
Ah yeah, that's the insane cockiness we've been missing for a while.

>> No.31836876

Rolled 99

>>31836742
Fuck it, calling now. You're going hivemind on me.

New rules for combat(ish) Physical level is HP. Minimum one, Weak is 2, Average 3, etc. Master level provides +2, the level above that +3 etc.

We'll see how this goes.

1d100 from you please.

>> No.31836878

>>31836812
it is just standard HTML insertion

>>31836821
>>31836860
one of these

>> No.31836883

>>31836846
HAH.
I wonder if a series of nat 100s would even let us win.

>> No.31836886

>>31836779
>>31836803
>>31836809
There's snark, and then there's defeatism.
"To say I'm not up to it is to spit on your tutelage."

>> No.31836889

Thread archived.

>> No.31836892

Rolled 25

>>31836876

>> No.31836893

Rolled 68

>>31836876
>dat roll

well, it was a good life. Brief, but good.

>> No.31836895

Rolled 57

>>31836876

>> No.31836900

Rolled 95

>>31836876
Well, fuck us.

>> No.31836903

Rolled 16

>>31836876
well she's off to a good start

>> No.31836904

Rolled 54

>>31836876
Well... it IS Ms. Black
Still, dat roll.

>> No.31836909

>>31836876
>Rolled 99

Fuck.

>> No.31836911

Rolled 38

>>31836876
Here's hoping its not shit. Which considering your roll won't matter much.

>> No.31836912

Rolled 10

>>31836876
>99
This is the true thrill of battle!

>> No.31836915

>>31836900
dammit

so close

>> No.31836923

>>31836903
I bet she won't even give us a chance to finish saying "yes"

>> No.31836931

Rolled 30

>>31836876
Dammit Guide why do you roll so well for the girls

>> No.31836934

>>31836900
I'm gonna take this one, just so we can make this at least a little interesting.

>> No.31836937

>>31836886
I'm that first one, and I'm just stating the fact that while she has taught us well, I don't think we're at the student surpasses the teacher arc yet.

>> No.31836944

Rolled 44

It's not a -terrible- roll. Her's was just that good-

>>31836934
Angel of mercy!

>> No.31836945

So, after she trounces us, let's demand a rematch.

>> No.31836952

>>31836934
You're good people, Guide, don't let anybody tell you differently.

>> No.31836959

>>31836876
>99
At least it fits.
>Yfw on a Nat 100 she would have accidentally killed us.

>> No.31836962

>>31836934
Sweet blessed Guide! And thank you Dice gods for gifting me with a very nice number.

>> No.31836969

>>31836934
Yours is truly a benevolence divine.>>31836952

>> No.31836984

>>31836952
He's the hero /tg/ deserves, but doesn't need right now.

>> No.31836985

>>31836876
>Master level provides +2, the level above that +3 etc.

I'm assuming that above Master is Mythical, then Legendary?

>> No.31836992

>>31836934
>>31836876
Time for the THRILL OF BATTLE

>> No.31836994

>>31836959
Just accidentealy stabs us then kicks us out of the anti-death field.

>> No.31837026

>>31836994
Nah, she just kills us so hard the anti-death field is like 'Fuck this, I'm out."

>> No.31837051

>>31836994
Quest 8:
>“Not a bit,” says the headmistress, “She can’t kill you on campus or in a three mile radius, not unless I let her which I am seriously considering at the moment.”

It would take a really good push.

>> No.31837060

>>31836934
Since we leveled up our swordsmanship, don't we also get bonus?

>> No.31837077

>>31837060
Yeah, but this is ms.black. Her bonuses have their own little bonus communities.

>> No.31837079

>>31837060
yes, but it doesn't matter because hers is bigger

>> No.31837084

>>31837060
You don't want to know how much bigger her bonus is.

>> No.31837087

Rolled 90

>>31837060
a small er bonus than her but yes

>> No.31837088

>>31837060
yeah, we get a +10, but she's likely an Expert, which gives a +30. we're both triple digits, but she's still higher.

>> No.31837113

>>31837088

She's Master or higher.

There's no way that she's just at expert.

>> No.31837122

>>31837088
>+30

Why are you insulting her like that?

>> No.31837123

>>31837088
I would assume she has master Physical and Combat, for a net bonus of at least +100

>> No.31837126

>>31837084
Ohohohoho!
[/spoiler] But, seriously, let's not go there.

>> No.31837150

>>31837123
This is totally true. I stand corrected and retract my blasphemous claim of only +30.

>> No.31837151

>>31837088
Based of what guide said >>31837084
I think it might be more than +30

Probably something like Godlike, Heroic, Legendary, Mythical, Supernatural, Other Worldly, The One and Only.

>> No.31837167

>>31837126
We were over this anon, you start with [ spoiler ] and end with [ /spoiler ]

>> No.31837169

>>31837084
Only 20 attraction points till we find out!

how many is that in broken ribs?

>> No.31837174

>>31837151
definitely not the one and only
she's only 2nd-3rd strongest in her original setting
what a chump

>> No.31837178

>What do I get when I win?

>> No.31837195

>>31837169
it's actually measured in units of blood lost

>> No.31837210

>>31837169
All of them.

Repeatedly.

>> No.31837217

>>31837195
>units
Be more specific.
Gallons.

>> No.31837222

>>31837210
That's good! That just makes them stronger!

>> No.31837226

>>31837210
Sounds hot.

>> No.31837230

>>31837217
>Gallons of blood
>not Liters of blood.

>> No.31837242

>>31837222
>stronger
>not harder

You done fucked up

>> No.31837246

>>31836742
Drawing your sword and throwing down your sheath, you smirk at her.

“Sure, but I must ask, what do I get when I win?” you say, as you step forward.

All you get from her is a bloodthirsty grin, one that sends chills up your spine despite knowing that you probably won’t die at her hands. At least not here and now. Hopefully…

As you step into the ring, all that you see is a blur. It’s faster than you’ve ever seen her move before.

As a testament to her training, your raw skill and physical ability, you manage to prevent her from gutting you on the first strike. Mostly. There’s a nice gash in your side as you hold her sword from penetrating even further, but that’s all you’ve got right now.
>John takes a wound. 3 remaining.

Damn is she strong. You don’t think she’s even using technique right now, just raw strength and physical ability. She does however smile at you, seeing that you aren’t dead at the moment.

“Good,” she says hungrily, “I like it when it lasts.”

With that she pushes away, regaining her stance before you can even think about striking back. She circles a little bit, obviously hunting for more.

You wait, circling around with her. You have a little chance here to dictate the action, but she’s so much faster than you are, you aren’t sure if it’s worth it.

>Defend. Additional +10 roll, will prevent you from hurting her. Only one wound.
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

>> No.31837263

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

ALL. IN

>> No.31837265

>>31837230
Maybe you europeons only speak of liters of blood, our story is one that demands real units of measure.

>> No.31837267

>>31837230
you do know liters are smaller than gallons right

>> No.31837280

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
let's see if we can touch her

>> No.31837281

Rolled 30

>>31837246
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31837282

>>31837246
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
Counter punching her seems to have been our style thus far. Why change?

>> No.31837286

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

Won't do us any good to look like a pussy.

>> No.31837287

>>31836742
“I’m bored,” she says, her voice hot and heavy, “I need to blow off some steam. That means a real fight. Something more than a few seconds. Do you think you’re up to it?”

She sounds really horny. She gets violent when she's horny. I'mOkayWithThis.jpeg

>> No.31837294

>>31837246
>>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

Hmm. I would normally go all in, but I think she wants something that last longer than a berserk charge would allow. Still, it'd be nice to at least nick her.

>> No.31837297

>>31837246
Counter, we goe balls out we die, but we cant just defend like a bitch

>> No.31837298

>>31837246
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
all or nothing

>> No.31837300

>>31837267

Most of the characters are blatantly Japanese, the rest are blatantly European.

There aren't any morbidly obese girls in this quest, so America can shut up and start using actual measurements.

>> No.31837304

>>31837265
So what, you want us to use crazy moon-fairy units of measurements?
Because that'd make more sense than the imperial measurements.

>> No.31837308

>>31837298
>>31837286
>>31837281
>>31837280
>>31837263
Fuck. I forgot that if you fuck up, YOU get two wounds.

>> No.31837309

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
She wants a real fight.

>> No.31837312

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
GUUUUTS

>> No.31837318

>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)


ALL. IN.

>> No.31837322

>>31837210
...you know, I think I may have found our song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE
Isn't it romatic?

>>31837246
>>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
It'll be rough, but it might be our best shot of getting through this with any hint of achievement.

>> No.31837331

>>31837308
FUCK THAT. WE FIGHT.

>> No.31837332

>>31837308
Alright, well in that case, I'll change mine
>>31837286
To counter so we can give her her fight.

>> No.31837334

>>31837308

I thought that was obvious from the text of Defense, where it mentioned that if you fail, you'll only take one wound.

>> No.31837335

>>31837308
No turning back now

>> No.31837339

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
The only way to match her strength is to match her bloodthirst.
Also, battle music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYDxvotOYnA

>> No.31837340

>>31837322
>Tom Lehrer

>> No.31837362

>>31837246
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. (+20) If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
this is the only option, even though there's about a 1/100 chance of us hitting her

>> No.31837371

>>31837308
WE GOING ALL IN SOOOOONNN WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? WE MOTHHA 'FUCKIN' JOHNNY GALT!

Also can some one tell me what we look like.

CAPTCHA: annyaje sword

It's a sign!

>> No.31837382

Rolled 73

Alright, looks like you live dangerously.

Give me 1d100

>> No.31837385

Rolled 15

>>31837382

>> No.31837386

Rolled 64

>>31837382

>> No.31837390

>>31837371

>> No.31837394

Rolled 99

>>31837382

>> No.31837397

Rolled 12

>>31837382

>> No.31837400

Rolled 97

>>31837382

>> No.31837402

>>31837382
OSSSUUU

>> No.31837403

Rolled 7

>>31837382
Man I need to check if my oven is on

>> No.31837409

Rolled 89

>>31837382

>> No.31837411

Rolled 42

>>31837382
for the dice gods

>> No.31837412

>>31837394

>> No.31837413

>>31837308
Fuck that, we blood-thirst now.
Besides, we obviously won't beat her. If we can't beat her though, the next best thing is to get at least one good hit on her. It shows that even in her berserker mode, she's not invincible (unbeatable, yes, but not invincible).

>> No.31837415

>>31837394
It won't be enough, but god damn, good show.

>> No.31837416

Rolled 82

>>31837382
Mother fucker, stop rolling so well.

>> No.31837418

>>31837394
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

THANK YOU DICE GODS FOR GIVING ME THAT ROLL

>> No.31837419

Rolled 16

>>31837394
you are the hero we need, anon

probably still won't hurt her, but damn

>> No.31837421

Rolled 65

>>31837394

>> No.31837424

>>31837394
I love you.

and you>>31837390

>> No.31837436

Rolled 15

>>31837382

>> No.31837438

>>31837394
Ooh. I like.

Writing.

>> No.31837441

>>31837394
>>31837382
Too bad her modifier is so insanely high, this won't matter.

>> No.31837442

>>31837394
even the dice gods want post-battle rage sex

>> No.31837443

>>31837394
119
she probably has around 123 or so.

>> No.31837453

>>31837394
Yes!
YES!

>> No.31837459

>>31837443
173

>> No.31837463

>>31837442
If this doesn't end with her running us through the heart, then straddling our body as it falls, I will be severely disappointed.

>> No.31837483

>>31837459
...Point taken.

>> No.31837484

>>31837438
>Ooh. I like.

>Writing.

>> No.31837495

>>31837463

What if she snaps our neck with her thighs, then straddles our face as we fall? Is that good as well?

>> No.31837496

>>31837463
If this doesn't end with you being severely disappointed, I will be severely disappointed.

>> No.31837509

>>318374
>She fucks us while we're pinned down by her sword stabbing through.

>> No.31837515

>>31837495
As long as there's straddling, I'm happy.

>> No.31837516

>>31837394

>>31837438
>Ooh. I like.
>Writing.

>> No.31837517

>>31837495
Not enough blood.
They call it "blood lust" for a reason.

>> No.31837544

>>31837496

If this doesn't end with you being severely disappointed that he is not severely disappointed, I won't care because Schadenfreude isn't that roundabout and arbitrary.

>> No.31837548

>>31837509

>> No.31837555

Rolled 83

>>31837394
>99
That's sexy.

>> No.31837579

>>31837544
It took me a second to sort that out.
I'm tired.

>> No.31837585

>>31837509
>every thrust hurts
>but hips can't stop moving amidst the growing puddle of blood and genital fluids

>> No.31837612

>>31837585
Right. I'm gonna go vomit.

>> No.31837615

>>31837585
I'd write faster Guide, we're devolving into /d/ rapidly.

>> No.31837623

>>31837246
Despite your wound, you’ve been getting so repeatedly beat up that this clean slice is actually not that bad, you manage to focus on her stance.

You can see a hole in it, nearly the same one you exploited the last time that you fought her. You may need to point that out to her, if you ever feel that she’s getting to lazy in a real fight.

Hahaha, yeah, that’ll happen sometime around the heat death of the universe or so.

“See something you like?” she asks, face still a happy, bloodthirsty grin.

“Yes,” you say with another grin, then you move forward and swing.

You don’t think you’re going to make it. You almost don’t. But in the end she’s just a tad bit too overconfident, a tad bit to certain in her own ability.

You manage a hit. It’s a bare slice on her side, not really more than enough to draw blood, but you get her as she blocks your blade from going farther.

She grins at you, after looking down at her own side, a small trickle of her blood on your blade.

>Ms. Black -1 wound. ? Remaining.

“I didn’t think you had it in you kid,” she says, the grin turning slightly less bloodthirsty and more towards pure ecstasy, “It’s interesting now.”

She pushes you away, you can’t resist and take a small hop back. She takes a finger and runs it across the wound, blood on her fingers. She licks them, smile still scarily happy.

“It’s been a long time since that’s happened,” she says, licking her fingers, “Let’s see if you can do it again.”

She leaps at you again, sword leading.


>Defend. Additional +10 roll, will prevent you from hurting her. Only one wound.
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

>> No.31837640

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
Defending is for the weak.

>> No.31837643

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
Let's do this!

>> No.31837645

>>31837623
C-c-c-counter!

>> No.31837649

>>31837623
>>Defend. Additional +10 roll, will prevent you from hurting her. Only one wound.

Her next attack is going to be a doozy. We'll go offense after that.

>> No.31837651

>>31837623
Counter. Live dangerously.

>> No.31837652

>>31837623
Defend for the love of god defend. We have her attention now we don't want to bow out too soon.

>> No.31837653

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
fuck defense

>> No.31837659

>>31837623
COunter it

>> No.31837663

Rolled 25

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
Blood for the blood god.

>> No.31837664

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

Yeah, nice roll lel blanco nino. Too bad your ass got saaaaaccccckkkkeeeeed.

>> No.31837669

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

Unless Defending in someway boost are attack in the next post, I don't see a reason to do it.

>> No.31837671

It just occured to me.
Wasn't it specified that STUDENTS couldn't kill each other?
I feel like there was a clause where teachers can still kill us.

>> No.31837682

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
>Crossu Countah.

>> No.31837685

>>31837669
It's more like hedging your dice luck if big gain leads to bigger loss.

>> No.31837687

>>31837663
Shit, rolled that on accident. Please disregard it.

>> No.31837691

>>31837671
Nah, she's pseudo-killed us several times now.

>> No.31837693

>>31837623
Counter

>> No.31837697

>>31837671

Teachers can attack us, but death protection extends to everyone.

>> No.31837698

>>31837623
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
Let's count, like /b/!
That's what counter means, right?

>> No.31837703

Rolled 16

Looks like you're still fighting.

1d100+25 please.

>> No.31837705

>>31837671
but if she killed us, how would she squeeze the man-gravy out of us inbetween beatings?

>> No.31837719

Rolled 16 + 25

>>31837703
oh thank god for that poor roll

>> No.31837722

Rolled 24 + 25

>>31837703
Here we go!

>> No.31837724

Rolled 18 + 25

>>31837703

>> No.31837726

Rolled 96 + 25

>>31837703

>> No.31837727

Rolled 29

>>31837703
We... We might get this one!

>> No.31837728

Rolled 74 + 25

>>31837703

>> No.31837730

Rolled 8 + 25

>>31837703
We can do this!

>> No.31837732

Rolled 65 + 25

>>31837703
Come on...

>> No.31837736

Rolled 87 + 25

>>31837703
OMOSHIROI!

>> No.31837738

Rolled 97 + 25

>>31837703

>> No.31837742

>>31837726
5 seconds too late

>> No.31837743

>>31837719
>>31837722
>>31837724

>> No.31837750

>>31837719
>>31837722
>>31837724
Well, with the hidden bonus to her, guessing thats a loss.

>>31837726
One off? Starting to feel like all the other quests now.

>> No.31837751

>>31837703
>>31837719
>>31837722
>>31837724
Alright, so the dice gods obviously stopped caring ...

>>31837726
Well I'll be damned.

>> No.31837752

>>31837726
sigh.

>> No.31837754

>>31837719
>>31837722
>>31837724
Mother...
Yeah, alright.

>> No.31837756

>>31837703
Poor Kara, her lust must've overwhelmed her combat awareness

>> No.31837761

>>31837719
>>31837722
>>31837724
I really thought you might have it this time.


>>31837726
Hmm...just a little late.

Gives me an idea though.

Writing.

>> No.31837762

>>31837726
Nooo, so close.

>> No.31837769

Rolled 82 + 25

>>31837703
Whee.

>> No.31837771

>>31837738
first ever good roll and im to late
sasuga dice gods

>> No.31837773

Rolled 3 + 25

>>31837726

Dear gods why!

>> No.31837778

>>31837761
Oh god the GM is getting ideas.

Someone hold me.

>> No.31837779

>>31837756
As did ours, evidently.

>> No.31837784

>>31837761
This is why you are one of my favorite QMs.

>> No.31837786

>>31837761
>Hmm...just a little late.
>Gives me an idea though.
>Writing.

>> No.31837787

>>31837761
>ideas
>from the QM

We're all going to die.

>> No.31837789

>>31837761
>Gives me an idea
>We're going to move the sword just a little to slow.
Or we might be put in a favorable position for next turn, but when does that ever happen?

>> No.31837791

>>31837778

*gently holds anon in a loving embrace*

*gropes repeatedly*

>> No.31837792

Rolled 75 + 25

>>31837703
>>31837719
>>31837722
>>31837724
>>31837726
The first, and likely last, bad roll by MS. Black.
And we STILL fucked it up. Still funny as hell though.

>> No.31837795

>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

>> No.31837796

>>31837761
are you taking the 96 as a seduction roll, since she's clearly too turned on to fight effectively?

>> No.31837806

>>31837761
I bet it's a double failed counter due to tripping shenanigans. One possible result of those low numbers.

>> No.31837820

>>31837792
I just imagine two people wildly flailing their swords about.
granted, that's still deadly, coming from her.

>> No.31837823

>>31837806
two words tactless-

Clothing. Damage.

>> No.31837832

>>31837761
Guide have mercy on us!

>> No.31837840

>>31837795
Little late the the party, friend.

>> No.31837841

>>31837761
>Hmm...just a little late.
>Gives me an idea though.
>Writing.
The last time I heard something like that, my GM made me fight a tarrasque with a broken longsword.

>> No.31837857

>>31837823
Ohhhhh, me likey.

>> No.31837875

>>31837820
>ORA ORA ORA ORA!
>MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
>They're flailing about like idiots
>We trip and fall on top of Ms. Black
>Accidentally grope her.

>> No.31837883

>>31837875
>accidentally

>> No.31837920

>>31837841
... I demand a story.

>> No.31837947

>>31837623
It’s with no clash of blades that you meet, no attempt at dodging or even blocking is made. Both of you go in for blood, Ms. Black with a simple lust for battle, you with more of a reserved fatalness and the knowledge that even if she splits you open, you’ll get better, even if it does hurt like a motherfucker most of the time.

Your blades pass, nearly touching as you go for the sides again. Opposite ones.

You take a hit, this one hurts and you feel yourself bleeding even more now. You’ll probably last through the fight, but in a real fight you may or may not have made it.

But you feel your blade bite again, this time with a true hit and then both of you are spinning away, more blood on both blades, more blood dripping into the mats below you.

>John, -1 wound. 2 remaining. Ms. Black, -1 wound, ? remaining.

You finally wonder if most of those stains are sweat or blood. You think you might have an idea.

There’s a chuckle from Ms. Black, it’s rather disturbing all things considered, but she seems happy.

“Good, good,” she says, now licking some of your blood from her blade, “I love it. But I’m not done yet. Give me more. Come at me.”

She stands, sword held upright in her hand, presenting a massive opening. Crazy bitch wants you to hit her.

>Attack her normally. +10 Bonus. If you succeed, one wound. Win by ten, two wounds. If you lose, one wound.
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

>> No.31837973

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

>> No.31837975

>>31837947
>Heavy attack
Fuck subtlety.

>> No.31837980

>>31837947
Attack normally. Let's not put it all on one roll unless we can't avoid it.

>> No.31837981

Rolled 37 + 15

>>31837947
Heavy attack

>> No.31837985

>>31837947
>>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

>> No.31837989

>>31837947
>>Attack her normally. +10 Bonus. If you succeed, one wound. Win by ten, two wounds. If you lose, one wound.

Guys, think about the math here for a second. It's only 5 more bonus, 1 more wound on damage. We're not going to beat her anyway, and we want to extend this as long as possible.

>> No.31837990

>>31837947
>>Heavy attack

Guide is credit to /tg/

>> No.31837991

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.
Go big or go home.

>> No.31837994

>>31837947
Heavy attack. This has turned from an actual fight of skill to seeing who can make the other bleed more.

>> No.31837997

>>31837980
You can't tell us what to do!
You're not my dad!

>> No.31838000

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over

>> No.31838002

Rolled 97

>>31837947
>>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

>> No.31838011

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

Crazy bitch wants you to hit her. Crazy bitch gonna get hit.

>> No.31838016

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.
All or nothing! All or nothing!

>licking some of your blood from her blade
>Crazy bitch wants you to hit her.
I love it.

>> No.31838017

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.
give the girl what she wants

>> No.31838019

>>31838002

We needed that roll.

>> No.31838027

>>31837989
Yeah, but I interpret the text as meaning she's purposefully reducing her bonus here. Like, she wants us to come at her with everything.

>> No.31838036

Rolled 88

>>31838019
im sure based guide will allow us to use it, right?

>> No.31838041

Fuck /tg/, you missed a great naming opportunity for the group.

"Ayn I Rand."

>> No.31838042

>>31838036
STOP IT

>> No.31838046

>>31838036
you are cancer

>> No.31838049

>>31837947
>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

>> No.31838052

Rolled 5

Seems like her crazy has been bleeding over into you.

1d100+35 please.

>> No.31838057

>>31838036
Oh god stop rolling.

>> No.31838063

>>31838036
>>31838002
Cool your jets, mate
We need fuel for the actual roll.

>> No.31838066

>>31838036
don't ask. That's a fucked up thing to want, and incites rolling at the wrong times

>> No.31838067

>>31838036

Sure, why not

>> No.31838068

Rolled 16

>>31838052

>> No.31838072

Rolled 22 + 35

>>31838052

>> No.31838073

Rolled 30 + 35

>>31838052

>> No.31838077

Rolled 2 + 35

>>31838052

>> No.31838078

Rolled 36 + 15

>>31838052

>> No.31838079

Rolled 68 + 35

>>31838052

>> No.31838080

Rolled 84 + 35

>>31838052
DICE PLZ

>> No.31838085

Rolled 49

>>31838052
WHAT. FUCKING WHAT
I swear, If we fuck this up...

>>31838068
>>31838072
>>31838073
Oh wait.

>> No.31838086

Rolled 60 + 35

>>31838052

>> No.31838087

Rolled 76 + 35

>>31838052
Let's GO!!!

>> No.31838090

Rolled 10 + 35

>>31838052

>> No.31838091

Rolled 10 + 35

>>31838072
>>31838073
>>31838077
Uh

Maybe?

>> No.31838092

>Heavy attack. +15 Bonus. If you succeed, two wounds. Win by ten, 3. If you lose, 2 wounds, fight over.

>> No.31838093

>>31838052
Oh my god, Guide, the dice actually want us to win this against her.

>> No.31838094

>>31838068
>>31838072
>>31838073

we're apparently right there with her in bloodlust

>> No.31838099

Rolled 33

>>31838057
>>31838063
>>31838066
>>31838042
>>31838046
make me m8s

>> No.31838101

>>31838073
>>31838072
>>31838068


Looks like you get the bonus, barely.

Writing.

>> No.31838105

>>31838052
>>31838068
>>31838072
>>31838073
damn, everyone in this fight needs to fuck so they can roll better

>> No.31838109

>>31838073
provided she has +50... that would beat her by EXCATLY 10.

>>31838067
...really?
You're THAT much of a faggot?

>> No.31838113

>>31838092
You keep doing that friend.

>> No.31838114

>>31837920
The TL;DR version:
>Playing evil campaign
>Character is a fighter who relishes fighting (the irony, considering the thread)
>Eventually become a graveknight
>Reach level 20
>Since I'm a graveknight now, the thrill of battle is fading.
>At one point my longsword gets broken in a fight. Keep using it, hoping the extra challenge will make it fun.
>Level 20, party decimates pretty much everything the GM throws at us, to the point he complains about how OP we are.
>Shortly after fucking up an entire village in a desperate attempt for enjoyment (nothing), curse the gods and demand they give me a challenge, just once more.
>Can practically see the lightbulb over the GM's head
>"...You sure you want to say that?"
>"Yeah."
>The ground shakes
>The earth splits
>A wild Tarrasque has appeared.
And that's it basically what happened. Probably doesn't matter, but polite sage for unrelated.

>> No.31838116

It looks like they're both blitzed on blood lust at this point.

How romantic!

>> No.31838119

>This fight is pic related

>> No.31838121

>>31838067
Ruselord pls go

>> No.31838133

Rolled 75 + 35

>>31838052
Seriously?

>> No.31838137

>>31838114
Oh, that's beautiful.
Did you win or...?

>> No.31838146

>>31838080
WHY DO I ONLY ROLL GOOD WHEN IM LATE

>> No.31838150

>>31838137

Fighters don't win against the Tarrasque.

>> No.31838158

I'm getting this feeling that she has a reverse bloodrage.
The more blood, the more distracted she gets by... well, other bodily fluids, and so the worse she rolls.

And we're just a horny fucker

>> No.31838311

We're getting downvoted in the archives. Represent, niggas

>> No.31838316

>>31838158
Well, if that is the case, this fight is gonna have one hell of a climax.

>> No.31838325

>>31838316
That's what she said

>> No.31838339

>>31837947

You can’t help it. She’s right, fucking there, with her damn hands up to the sky.

She wants you to hit her, wants you stab her.

Why, you aren’t so sure, but you oblige her.

It’s a massive, stupidly overpowered swing that you bring up and across her body from below, crossing opposite from where she has her sword held.

She’s still as fast as a fucking viper, her sword moving down, but your blade hits her, gouging up across her flesh, the tip bouncing across her collarbone at the very end of your swing as you dodge away, her blade inches from nearly decapitating you.

>Ms. Black -3 wounds. ? Remaining.

By now you can feel the blood loss getting to you a bit, you’re getting just a tad light-headed. But now she’s got a massive fucking hit running from her hip, up her abdomen, between her breasts and to her collarbone, she has to be feeling it. Right?

There’s a low chuckle coming from her, her outfit flashing pale skin covered by red as she stands there, sword now held at the ready.

“You’re good, nearly too good,” she says, “Or just damn lucky. I’m not sure which.”

She advances now, more focused than you’ve seen her before.

“I want to see how good you really are,” she says, voice now sharp, not hungry.

Her blade swings out again.

>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.
>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each. Win by ten, one wound on her.

>> No.31838349

>>31838311
what? who the fuck is downvoting us? anti-questfags are that persistent? Are we being mentioned in shitpost central right now?

>> No.31838354

>>31838311
>downvoted
>all completed threads still 20+
I'm fine with it.

>> No.31838357

>>31838339
>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each. Win by ten, one wound on her.

>> No.31838361

>>31838339
This screams DEFEND to me.

>> No.31838365

>>31838339
>>>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.

>> No.31838376

>>31838137
Yes, actually.
I died. Multiple times. The wizard and I had an agreement that if I ever died, he would teleport my body to a safe location while I regenerated. I told everyone IC to stand the fuck back, because this was my fight. For the first time since he became a graveknight, he felt excited. He would die, regenerate, then rush him again. For weeks, the terrasque rampaged, destroying entire villages, and my character just kept attacking it until it finally died (probably some fiat there, but it was fun nonetheless).
After that, the GM ended the campaign. The party built a new country on top of the ashes of the tarrasque's destruction, and my graveknight went to Celestia, to challenge the gods themselves, not expecting to win but hoping to find one last thrill before finally passing on.
>>31838150
You're right...Unless said fighter keeps coming back. Graveknights are some tough motherfuckers.

>> No.31838378

>>31838339
yyyyyeah, I'm thinking we should be cautious on this one, let Bloodloss run it's course for her.

>> No.31838380

>>31838339
>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each. Win by ten, one wound on her.

>> No.31838387

Rolled 72

>>31838339
>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.

>> No.31838393

>>31838339
>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each. Win by ten, one wound on her.
Fuck it. If we go down, we might as well go down swinging.

>> No.31838400

>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each. Win by ten, one wound on her.

>> No.31838402

>>31838339
Okay, I think we've gone on a high long enough. DEFEND!

>> No.31838408

>>31838361
>>31838365
>>31838378
>yyyyyeah, I'm thinking we should be cautious on this one, let Bloodloss run it's course for her.

Keep in mind gents, -we- are being mentioned for being woozy as well. She? Not at all, really

>> No.31838414

>>31838339
>>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.

>> No.31838415

>>31838339
>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.

>> No.31838424

>>31838408
Granted, but I want one last clash after this. The bonuses are against us, here.

>> No.31838429

>>31838339
Defend

>> No.31838438

>>31838376
>probably some fiat there
more like definitely a fuckton of fiat, your GM expected the rest of your party to help you long ago and was tired of having the tarrasque kill you.

>> No.31838439

>>31838339
>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each. Win by ten, one wound on her.

Every instinct I have is screaming at me to defend. But no pain, no gain.

>> No.31838445

>>31838424
Also granted, but keep in mind the bonuses are likely to start stacking. We run the risk of stalling and pussing out like a bitch.

>> No.31838449

>>31838339
>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.
>>Counter. +5 bonus. Lose, 2 wounds. Within 5, one wound each.
I want one more good pass on our 'turn.' win or lose it'll be cool

>> No.31838453

>>31838376
speaking of graveknights...
During my last session, my character almost wore the armor of a graveknight/BBEG
Then we wound up dragging it halfway across the country, cause we didn't know shit about what it was.

Once we figured it out, we buried it facedown, 6 feet under.

>> No.31838464

>>31838339
>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.
This is excellent.

>> No.31838480

Rolled 54

I was wondering if you'd notice.

1d100+35 please.

>> No.31838484

Rolled 80 + 35

>>31838480

>> No.31838485

Rolled 60 + 35

>>31838480
En garde!

>> No.31838490

Rolled 88 + 35

>>31838480

>> No.31838494

>>31838339
Defend, but spend +10 Protag points and go for the Dirty, Rotten, Son of a Bitch trick and kick her ankle out and roll on top of her. Pinning check for Los Tiburon.

>> No.31838495

Rolled 80 + 35

>>31838480

>> No.31838497

Rolled 69 + 35

>>31838480

>> No.31838504

>>31838339
>>Defend. +15 bonus. No wound if you win. 1 if you lose.
>>31838438
In my defense though, leaving spears, arrows, and all manner of pointy things stuck in it's eyes, stomach, etc. did some damage. Regeneration is good, but if the wound is kept open, it'll only heal around it.

>> No.31838515

>>31838484
>>31838485
>>31838490

>> No.31838517

>>31838490
first I roll the 99, then this. I'm just rolling like a god today.

>> No.31838518

>>31838480
>>31838490

Yes~

>> No.31838520

Rolled 31 + 35

WE ARE THE BEST FISHERMAN!

>> No.31838526

>>31838485
>lowest of 5
Well, this is embarrassing.

>> No.31838527

>>31838490
Alright, a 123 if I did my math right. Couldn't ask for much better

>> No.31838534

>>31838490
Alright. Looks like we get one wound each.

>> No.31838536

>>31838490
You beautiful son of a bitch.

>> No.31838547

Rolled 52 + 35

Tea for the Tea God, Scones for the Scone Throne, we are the scion of breakfast afterall.

>> No.31838549

>>31838484
>>31838485
>>31838490

Ooh. Close, but no cigar.

>> No.31838550

>>31838484
>>31838490
>This whole fight

>> No.31838560

>>31838527
and she has 118. not sure what exactly 5 means.

>> No.31838565

>>31838549
>Close, but no cigar
...Eh?

>> No.31838578

>>31838534
Actually, since we got a +35, Defense probably won.

>>31838549
.... That shouldn't surprise me really.

>> No.31838583

>>31838549
I knew it. Somehow, I knew we didn't win.

>> No.31838586

>>31838549
daaaammiiiit.

>> No.31838588

>>31838560
Where did I get that number?

>> No.31838594

>>31838549

>> No.31838595

>>31838549
So what, we had to roll perfectly?

>> No.31838596

>>31838586
It's ok anon, we have 1 wound left. Now is the time for that last glorious clash.

>> No.31838606

>>31838549

Does she have a drastically different modifier here?

>> No.31838614

>>31838549
u wot m8

She's actually trying now, isn't she.

>> No.31838621

>>31838606
A hidden one. Seems like a +40-50.

>> No.31838622

>>31838565
>>31838578
>>31838583
>>31838586
>>31838594
>>31838595
>>31838606
>>31838614


Aww, you didn't expect me to leave her at low power the whole time did you?

>> No.31838625

>>31838595
probably close. She 'sharpened up,' which means she's actually fighting again, which means she wants to kill us

>> No.31838626

>>31838596
Man, I know, but I was so proud of the 88 I rolled. I thought we cinched it.

>> No.31838631

>>31838549
Wait, so she's got at least +70?
Holy crackers.

>> No.31838633

Rolled 47 + 35

We'll only ever win by fighting dirty, besides, she can trip, fall, and land on our... sword.

>> No.31838636

>>31838606
She made her will save and channeled her lust into plain bloodlust

>> No.31838641

>>31838606
Wouldn't surprise me, she seems to actually be taking this seriously now.

>>31838622
Not really, no. Just forgot that for a moment.

>> No.31838650

>>31838622
We had a real good thing going there. Guess it's time to get off the Protag's Wild Ride onto-


...Well, her Wild Ride.

>> No.31838667

>>31838622
She gets even tougher than she already is? That is terrifying and arousing.

>> No.31838668

>>31838650
...I wouldn't mind her "wild ride"

>> No.31838669

>>31838622
Of course not. It's how I knew we lost in the first place.

>> No.31838696

>>31838667
There's a reason she is the teacher heh

>> No.31838700

>>31838631
Well maybe +70 to +80.
He said we were close.

But now we have a estimated level of her sword prowess.

>>31838622
We can't spend protag points to give us just a little boost? This might seem plot worthy...

>> No.31838710

>>31838622
Remind me of that one unit in Valkyria Chronicles whose abilities rise to a peak at 20 turns (where most maps end around 10 or so, Scouts notwithstanding).

>> No.31838719

>>31838631
i'm still assuming 100 until I get told I"m lowballing

>> No.31838724

>>31838700
Nah, not for this defense. Maybe spend a touch on the next clash to make our death glorious.

>> No.31838729

>>31838700
Nah, I kinda prefer that we lost in the end. Don't want to seem too powerful this early on.

>> No.31838732

We should give her the Getter Tomahawk and see what happens.

>> No.31838735

>>31838700
We can't get too dependent on our Protag Points.

Negi is still out there. Watching. Waiting. Plotting.

>> No.31838736

>>31838700
Eh, I'd feel bad if we dropped protag points here. We should try to beat her without cheating, or else it just isn't as sweet.
Plus, if she's sentient and she finds out we cheated...yeah.

>> No.31838745

>>31838622
And she's in the Harem. Man, I enjoy fights like these.

>> No.31838753

>>31838736
I wouldn't mind using some protag points to make the last exchange memorable for her. We'd still lose in the end, but keep it exciting.

and keep her excited

>> No.31838771

>>31838735
I'll be damned if that little bastard is gonna get our girls. We should combine him with Jenkins and make the ultimate Familiar. Bob the Skull, but not useless in a fight.

>> No.31838806

>>31838339

Your move is good, damn good in fact. Against most others it would have been a complete block, maybe even enough for you to counter and swing back.

But for her, it’s not enough. Not now that you’ve seen her actually sharpen up. The swing goes for a small hole in your stance caused by the deeper cut in your side. It’s enough, she gets you across your chest, a gash much like hers appearing, probably not as deep and not quite as long, but boy does it hurt.

>John -1 wound. 1 Remaining.

You barely manage to keep the after stroke from embedding itself in your neck, then a few more as she presses her attack.

“You’re good,” she says, just a hint of the bloodlust coming back into her voice, “good enough to get there eventually. Not yet though. Not yet.” She breaks off, stance not quite as sloppy as before you got her, but not up to where it was.

“I wonder how much longer you can last,” she says, you can feel the blood-loss getting to you now, you’ve got maybe one or two more good swings in you before you simply won’t be able to stand up.

You’re evenly matched in standing for the moment. She seems…relatively calm all things considered.

>Defend. Additional +10 roll, will prevent you from hurting her. Only one wound if you lose.
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
>Yield. You may be crazy, but you’re not completely out of it.

>> No.31838826

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

Nice, simple clash.

>> No.31838833

>>31838806
Attack. It's all or nothing now.

>> No.31838835

Rolled 19

>>31838806
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31838840

>>31838806
>Attack.

A coward lacking the courage to even show himself is nowhere close to being worthy!

>> No.31838842

>>31838806
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31838845

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31838851

>>31838806
Can we throw 10 protag points to boost our roll?

>> No.31838855

>>31838806
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

Can we burn some PP to make this more interesting? Maybe like those samurai duels where you don't actually see the swing, and both people end up facing away from each other until one guy falls dead? (note I expect to lose that)

>> No.31838864

>>31838806
Attack, full out, and know that though we go to our death, we do so in the name of love... and to get her riled up and stuff.

>> No.31838865

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
"Once more." and make sure to smile

>> No.31838869

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

Why stop now?

>> No.31838873

>>31838771
I can see it now
>Negi moves into the house because "No onsite familiar housing" or some other bullshit
>Begins by eating up unclaimed girls, the ones who haven't made it to probationary at least.
>But that isn't enough, its never enough.
>Begins to pick away at probationary members.
>Suddenly there's an internal power struggle between the two factions.

All it takes is for us to ignore him...

>> No.31838877

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound.

>>31838851
Don't be an asshole. We're trying not to abuse our position too much.

>> No.31838888

>>31838806
>Attack
I mean, it's a simple case of "damned if we do, damned if we don't.
Might as well go out in a way she'll like.

>> No.31838901

>>31838806
Two more rounds before we faint from blood loss? I would hate losing on time. ATTACK!

>> No.31838903

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31838904

Rolled 17

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
Do or die!

>> No.31838909

>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31838910

>>31838806
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
Go all out. Muster what strength we have left, and go full BLOOD RAGE.

>> No.31838912

>>31838888
So... quads means we win, right?

>> No.31838915

>>31838873

If he tries to pull anything, we can just inform the Headmistress that he's actively trying to ruin the show, and she'll poof him back to the astral realm.

>> No.31838917

Rolled 24

Attack wins.

1d100+20

>> No.31838919

Rolled 93 + 20

>>31838917

>> No.31838920

Rolled 16 + 20

>>31838917
We got this.

>> No.31838921

Rolled 59 + 20

>>31838917

>> No.31838927

Rolled 95 + 20

>>31838917
Here we go

>> No.31838928

Rolled 46 + 20

>>31838917

>> No.31838929

>>31838917

>> No.31838930

Rolled 44 + 20

>>31838917
Here we go!

>> No.31838933

Rolled 85 + 20

>>31838917

>> No.31838934

>>31838919
I BELIEVE

>> No.31838935

Rolled 81 + 20

>>31838917
>>31838919

Fuck yeah

>> No.31838939

Rolled 98 + 20

>>31838917

>> No.31838942

>>31838917
>>31838919
HAHAOHWOW.jpg

>> No.31838943

Rolled 6

>>31838919
You magnificent fucking bastard.

>> No.31838947

>>31838919
holy shit.

It's still not enough

>> No.31838950

>>31838919
Nice. You get two.

>> No.31838954

>>31838919
>>31838917


AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>> No.31838956

>>31838919
All glory to this guy.

>> No.31838962

>>31838917
>>31838919

>> No.31838974

>>31838919
>Luck, though you never were a lady to begin with, Luck be a lady, tonight.

>> No.31838979

>>31838919
Based dice gods

>> No.31838984

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

>> No.31838991

>>31838919
>>31838950

>> No.31838999

>>31838950
Fuck yeah, just 20 more to win it.

>> No.31839001

>>31838939
Whoa there, let's not get too crazy.

>> No.31839014

Think there's a chance she'll pass out a little after we do? I know we can't actually win, but I believe, dammit.

>> No.31839016

>>31838999
Unless we pull out a 20-hit special move, we're gonna faint next turn.

>> No.31839033

>>31838919
What the bitch gets for >implying

>> No.31839042

>>31839016
That was my point

>> No.31839044

>yfw the ??? represents the digits of the number of wounds she can recieve

>> No.31839054

>>31839016
So, we need to go full Metal Gear Revengeance on her? I'm fine with that.

Especially if she nosells us in the middle of the combo.

>> No.31839071

>>31839044
>yfw this time it goes to ??
>mfw you have no face
>ofw we're slendere

>> No.31839075

>>31839054
Rules of Natural 20?

>> No.31839076

>>31839044
MFW? I need someone to post the "I know exactly why" boner pickto describe my reaction if that were the case.

>> No.31839089

>>31839044

Checking Guide's Wound mechanic, she can't have more than 4 wounds remaining after this.

>> No.31839111

>>31839076

>> No.31839130

>>31839089
I vote we drop protag points for the chance to get a combo in on our last turn. While I'm against dropping points so we can get a bigger bonus, using them so we have a chance is different.

>> No.31839147

>>31839130
Just go in swinging? I can live with that. No more than 5 though, we don't want to waste them.

>> No.31839152

>>31838806
Maybe it’s the blood loss making things clearer, as your unnecessary senses get shut down. Maybe it’s more of that damnable leakage flowing into your head. But somehow, someway it works.

Your steps are beautiful, swing perfect. You muscles, which should be groaning in agony at the moment, work with flawless precision.

You see her counter, try to dodge a little bit, but it’s not enough this time. Your blade swings by hers with millimeters to spare, crossing her stomach. A nice bloody gash appears, causing her to cough and twitch, the first real sign of pain you’ve seen from her.

As you dance away, she coughs, blood flying out of her mouth, just a little dribbling down her chin.

Part of you marvels at her sheer ability to remain standing. She’s taken much more damage than you, lost at least as much if not more blood and she’s probably a good several inches shorter and fifteen pounds or more lighter.

But she’s still on her feet. Still standing, still grinning.

“Lucky,” she says, “you’re damn lucky kid.” She coughs a bit, more blood this time. She takes a stance, a good one.

“I wonder, I wonder if you have the guts to try it again,” she says grinning, taunting you with bloodstained teeth.

You don’t really have enough energy to reply at the moment, but you grit your teeth in your own rictus grin. This is it, your last move.

>Defend. Additional +10 roll, will prevent you from hurting her. Only one wound if you lose.
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.
>Yield. You may be crazy, but you’re not completely out of it.

>> No.31839157

>>31839130
Eh, nah. I'm satisfied with this fight. We got some solid hits in due to Guide being based and some bullshit luck on our part.

Let it end with her victory.

>> No.31839172

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31839177

>>31839152
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

We go down swinging.

>> No.31839182

>>31839152
Fuck it. All in,
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31839185

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

Either this or counter so we end this in the manly way.

>> No.31839189

Rolled 30

>>31839152
>>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
>>Try and counter. +5 roll. If you lose, one wound. If you win, one wound on her.

>> No.31839190

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
All or nothing.
Also, what's your ruling on the protag point combo?

>> No.31839194

>>31839152
ATTACK! 10 PP FOR ADDED BONUS! IT'S ALL OR NOTHING NOW!

>> No.31839199

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31839200

>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
Of course we attack, this is what she wants.

>> No.31839201

>>31839152
Attack, of course. Why the fuck would we not?

>> No.31839203

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31839211

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)
fuck off guys, protag points cheapen the moment

>> No.31839212

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

>> No.31839214

>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

Eh, its our last move. Go all out.

>> No.31839217

>>31839194
No, God damnit. No using Protag Points.

>> No.31839222

>>31839152
>“Lucky,” she says, “you’re damn lucky kid.”

Again.

She's commented on multiple occasions about our luck directly after a roll, either being sarcastic or impressed depending on the roll. I really think that she's at the very least sentient, or certainly knows more about what's going on than we do.

>> No.31839224

>>31839194
>>31839190
You could do it, if you had a consensus. Most seem against it.

>> No.31839243

Rolled 36

Balls to the walls.

>> No.31839255

>>31839201
If our opponent were a more pragmatic fighter, actually yielding at this point would earn bonus points for showing that the one true rule of a fight is to survive.

But this is Harem Protag Quest, this reasoning doesn't belong here.

>> No.31839264

>>31839194
>using points

Fuck no, you scrub. I bet you heal in honor duels too.

>> No.31839265

Rolled 73

Alright, attack wins.

1d100+20

>> No.31839268

Once again, /tg/ seems to show the tactical prowess of a Khorne Berserker.

>> No.31839271

Hell no to the Protag points. We have gotten this far without them, its would sully the experience if we relied on them now.

>> No.31839275

Rolled 81 + 20

>>31839265

>> No.31839276

>>31839152
>Your steps are beautiful, swing perfect. You muscles, which should be groaning in agony at the moment, work with flawless precision.
Combat-high confirmed.

>> No.31839280

>>31839194
Using them for a combo is one thing. Using it for a boost is another. One is still satisfying, giving no boost, just a last-ditch victory. The other is hitting the "I win" button.
>>31839224
Putting in my vote for combo.

>> No.31839281

>>31839265
There ain't even a Fucking point.

>> No.31839285

>>31839265
>Rolled 73

Welp.

>> No.31839286

Rolled 8

>>31839265
tits

>> No.31839287

Rolled 84 + 20

>>31839265

>> No.31839293

Rolled 65

>>31839265

>> No.31839296

Rolled 49 + 20

>>31839265
Blood for the blood god!

>> No.31839299

>>31839224
N to the O. N-O.
Good luck begets worse luck at the worst time.

>> No.31839300

Rolled 90 + 20

>>31839224
I'd only do it to give a more cinematic fight.

>>31839265
GOOOOO

>> No.31839303

Rolled 3 + 2

>>31839265

>> No.31839306

>>31839224
If she's sentient would she know we used the points. Kaname knew we used it when kissing the other girls

>> No.31839313

Rolled 72 + 20

>>31839265

>> No.31839317

Rolled 65 + 20

>>31839255
Well of course, but as stated, that point is null and void.
>>31839265
Christ Guide, can we get a draw and end up cuddling in a puddle of combat exhaustion and probable blood-loss induced euphoria?

>> No.31839329

Rolled 95 + 20

>>31839265
Finishing strike!

>> No.31839335

>>31839265
Hey Guide! Can you count:

>>31839300
This since he was the third with the modifier attached?

>> No.31839345

>>31839335
no

>> No.31839348

Rolled 1

>>31839265
ere we go

>> No.31839350

>>31839275
>>31839286
>>31839287
Not this time guys.

Writing.

>> No.31839352

>>31839317
>>31839335
I hope not, maybe then /tg/ will actually bother to think once in a while.

>> No.31839356

>>31839329
Well, shit. There goes my best roll in this thread.

>> No.31839357

>>31839335
This is true.

>> No.31839358

>>31839335
Sadly I believe I was the fourth with modifier. A shame.

>> No.31839361

>>31839152
>Attack. Even roll with bonuses. If you hit her, you may get an extra wound. (Needs +10 over her roll with hidden bonus.)

GGGGGUUUUUTTTTTSSSSSSS!

Also no protag points, I was the one who mentioned using them earlier. But now, not so much. No protag points.

>> No.31839364

Rolled + 100

>>31839350

>> No.31839368

>>31839152
>I wonder if you have the guts to try it again
>I wonder if you have the guts
>have the guts
>guts
>GUTS
>GUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!!

>Attack
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

>> No.31839369

>>31839350
It was a good fight.

We must try this again after our next physical upgrade.

>> No.31839370

>>31839335
Sure.

You still lose.

>> No.31839375

>>31839370

Harsh

>> No.31839382

>>31839350
Wait, you're counting rolls with no modifiers too?

>> No.31839393

>>31839370
I figured as much.
At least we went down like a badass. Godd fight.

>> No.31839394

>>31839370

>> No.31839396

>>31839370
Yeah, not sure why he asked, since its only a six point difference from our highest in the first 3.

>> No.31839397

>>31839370
hue

>> No.31839409

Rolled 67 + 20

>>31839370
Really, I think that's the way that it needs to turn out. If we were able to beat her so quickly into our training, we wouldn't have any motivation to get stronger.

>>31839375

dude, she's got a +70 modifier and she rolled a 73. there was no realistic way of winning beyond a nat 100.

>> No.31839418

>>31839370
>>31839375
Yeah, the GM refusing to bail us out for picking the obvious retard choice is obviously being harsh.

>> No.31839425

>>31839418
>obvious retard choice

get out

>> No.31839428

>>31839382
well, yeah, simple addition isn't that hard
especially when you do it either way.
He's just giving us an idea of Where we'll land several feet away on the die, and what we needmedical treatment to roll to win.

>> No.31839439

>>31839418
>implying we had any chance this fight. Implying this fight wasn't for affection points

>> No.31839440

>>31839418
Not that anon, but what do you mean? So far we seem to have picked about as well as we could have.

>> No.31839441

>>31839409
>Nat 100
>Not a 120

Yeah, it was an impossible challenge from the begining.

>> No.31839444

>>31839418
>obvious retard choice

We're TKO next turn anyways no matter what, and /tg/ has hot blood running through their veins at all times. let them have their dramatic clash.

>> No.31839453

>>31839370
And grin like a madman when we rush her.
We've pretty much been Guts-lite this fight. Might as well follow through.

>> No.31839455

>>31839418
while it is the obvious retard choice in an actual fight, we were fighting a woman who loves cutting things up and loves getting hurt. Attacking constantly is how this fight goes

>> No.31839457

>>31839418
I mean, it's our last round, and we're about to go down from blood loss anyways.
Attacking while the stakes are naught is actually the best choice.

>> No.31839462

>>31839441
>not a 120

Dude, critsuccess is autowin. modifiers wouldn't matter anymore.

>> No.31839464

>>31839453
Excalibur 2.0 really needs to be a dragon slayer-alike.

>> No.31839467

>>31839444
>/tg/ has hot blood running through their veins at all times

Not after the next story post anyways.

>> No.31839479

>>31839462
yeah, crit-success would be: "more magical floating runes, Ms. Black is blasted off her feet"

>> No.31839483

>>31839467
The hot blood will still be running, it'll just be outside our veins. I'm sure that's a correctable problem.

right?

>> No.31839490

>>31839464
>Took the heaviest practice sword
>Fights despite getting the shit kicked out of us
>Rushes head-first into an impossible fight, intending to do as much damage as possible
>Yfw we're guts.

>> No.31839492

>>31839444
What blood?
The stuff that's all over the floor?
That's definitely not going back into our veins.

>> No.31839498

>>31839440
Letsee
>Bleeding out
>Karasuba fighting full power
>Attack option getting less and less effective
>yield option RIGHT THERE
>still attack anyways
What'd you expect would happen, even if we won, /tg/ was going to keep pressing its luck until we lost.

>hot blood
>It's the character who acts like a dumbass, not me, honest!

>> No.31839505

>>31839483
Don't worry, only most of it will be outside our veins. The rest is firmly entrenched
In our penis

>> No.31839509

>>31839492

Three second rule.

>> No.31839510

>>31839490
see >>31839368 and >>31839361 for verification.

>> No.31839516

>>31839498
>yielding
>against ms.black
>as a way to increase affection points


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god, point at this fool. Point at him and laugh.

>> No.31839525

>>31839498
>Trying to impress the combat fetishist
>Yielding

Yeah, no.

>> No.31839527

>>31839498
>Yield
>To a fightsexual
That's a way to LOSE affection points.

>> No.31839532

>>31839498
Wait, you thought we were fighting to win?
The whole point of this fight was to help her let off steam and enjoy ourselves. Since we can't die, we might as well go hard.

>> No.31839538

>>31839498
Dude, calm your butthurt. There are literally no negative consequences for us in losing this fight beyond the sting of pride, which, it seems to me, is only affecting you here. Everybody else is shrugging and going about their business. Quests are about having fun, so try and enjoy yourself for once.

>> No.31839542

>>31839498
>yield to the psycho sword lady

Point at him. Point at him and laugh!

>> No.31839544

>>31839479
Nah, we're picking up sword knowledge from our past lives, remember? Nat-100 would be us summoning a second sword and unlocking Crane Wing Three Realm

>> No.31839546

>>31839516
>>31839525
>>31839527
Mah niggas.

>> No.31839549

>>31839498
yielding to Karasuba is the obvious retard choice man. everyone who yields to her just gets bisected

>> No.31839563

>>31839549
Well, we're likely to get bisected too. It's just that she might like us more after doing it.

>> No.31839564

>>31839516
>>31839525
>>31839527
>>31839532
No, my point was that, stop trying to weasel your way out of it and eaccept the loss.

>> No.31839580

>>31839564
>implying anyone with half a brain expected to win

>> No.31839585

>>31839564
>Going with the all or nothing attack
>against someone we know has fuckhueg bonuses
>trying to weasel our way out of the loss

are you clinically retarded?

>> No.31839589

>>31839564
I'm pretty sure we walked into this fight knowing we were going to lose. Again, the entire point of this fight was pure bloodlust and enjoyment.

>> No.31839590

>>31839564
>>31839580
If you guys were *really* accepting of the loss, you wouldn't be trying to pull shit like 'this dice should count because the other didn't have a modifier!'

>> No.31839597

>>31839564
We all have, the point was to try and drag it out as long as possible for Black to get off.

>> No.31839602

>>31839564
We are accepting the loss.
I believe the phrase is "go down swinging".
Now getcher baiting ass outta here

>> No.31839605

>>31839564
You're the one who's butthurt about losing. Nobody here went in expecting anything, so we're pleasantly surprised we got this far. Calm your mantits.

>> No.31839610

>>31839597
Suuuuuure.

>> No.31839624

>>31839590
Yeah. That one guy who said that speaks for everyone, that's how these things work, guys.

>> No.31839632

>>31839610

>> No.31839633

>>31839605
Uhhh, are you high or something, I'm the one *glad* that we finally lost, so why would I be upset?

>> No.31839637

>>31839590
>one guys asks for a slightly higher roll in silly hope
>you're all idiots!

Just stop while you can, nigga. It's getting painful.

>> No.31839643

>>31839564
Gotta have an INT score of 10 or Higher to play this game bro.

>> No.31839653

>>31839590
>one person tries to be a rules lawyer about it
>everybody is butthurt about losing

>> No.31839662

>>31839633
The point is, the longer we last, the more we hit her, and the more fun she has, the more affection she gains.

Losing immediately would have been a fucking stupid idea.

>> No.31839715

Oh wow, we're past 700 posts in this thread.

Ms.Black really does bring all the boys to the yard.

>> No.31839717

>>31839653
Yup.
>>31839335
>>31839317
>>31839375
>>31839382


>>31839662
No, what I was pissed at was after the dice showed we lost, everyone was trying to mitigate or weasel out of it.

>> No.31839745

>>31839717
only one of those requested it. the rest were questioning his request or commenting on how cold Guide's response was.

>> No.31839755

>>31839717
Wow. Look at all those people. Gosh.

>> No.31839756

>>31839152

So of course, you attack. A last ditch all or nothing attack that will decide the duel. Your swing is good, maybe not the best, but good. You see a hole in her defenses the you may be able to exploit.

Swing.

Step.

Step.

You can feel it, finally. The blood loss gets to you.

Step..

You can’t go any farther.

Step…

You try, but you physically can’t, you can’t even will your body to move.

Stumble….

You wait, wait for her counter swing that you’re sure will be coming.

Stumble…..

Any…second….

Fump.

Wha?

You feel…softness, maybe some hands on your back you aren’t sure. It’s too fuzzy.

“Good fight….sleep,”

You’re tired. Darkness is coming for you. You listen to the voice. The darkness overtakes you.

…….

>> No.31839762

>>31839717
Meh, pretty sure they were the minority.

>> No.31839769

>>31839717

I was >>31839375, and I said harsh because Guide normally doesn't ignore non-modified rolls, and I thought it was a bit cold of him to say he was taking it solely to make a point that it didn't matter.

>> No.31839781

>>31839756
S-slenderchan?

>> No.31839785

>>31839756
I can't help but think that this is a set up for Slendere.

>> No.31839797

>>31839781
>>31839785
no. This is Ms. Black's scene

>> No.31839806

>>31839797
I know that, but the darkness always feels like her cue.

>> No.31839808

>>31839785
...What if Slendere is part of the audience trying to add their own self insert?

>> No.31839810

>>31839762
Meh, I don't want to see the entire thread turn into
>[x]Attack!

I mean, hell, I might as well play Dynasty Warriors if I want that.

>> No.31839817

>>31839756
You wake up, groggy, mouth dry.

Your head is on something soft…something warm. You feel a hand run through your hair.

You’re not sure you should get up, you’re still light-headed.

But maybe you could open your eyes.

You pry them open, dry blood flaking from your lashes as you do so.

You see…Ms. Black. Yeah, that’s her name.

She’s looking down at you, smiling softly.

“Not bad kid,” she says, “Not bad.”

It’s all you can manage at the moment to give her one of your shit eating grins.

“What did I win?” you manage to croak out.

She smiles at you, leaning over your face, her hair dangling over yours.

“A name,” she says, lips moving in front of your eyes, “Karasuba.”

Karasuba…it’s…well you think it’s a nice name anyway.

“And this.”

It’s salty, tasting of body, sweat and iron.

But it’s one of the sweetest things you’ve ever tasted as well.

>+20 affection for Karasuba. Karasuba is now a Harem Member.

>End Thread.

>> No.31839832

>>31839810
I figure if there were any REAL danger in defeat we would have played it safer, but, as is, there isn't.

>> No.31839834

>>31839817
>>+20 affection for Karasuba. Karasuba is now a Harem Member.

>> No.31839835

>>31839817
Your rock, Guide.

>> No.31839839

>>31839817
>It’s salty, tasting of body, sweat and iron.

>But it’s one of the sweetest things you’ve ever tasted as well.

>+20 affection for Karasuba. Karasuba is now a Harem Member.

>> No.31839844

>>31839817
Woot woot!

>> No.31839849

>>31839756
>>31839817
>+20 affection for Karasuba. Karasuba is now a Harem Member.

>End Thread.

>> No.31839850

>>31839817
Okay, autistic question here, we did kiss here at the end, right?

>> No.31839853

>>31839817
so we're inviting her to dinner once we can move, right?

>> No.31839858

>>31839817
>It’s salty, tasting of body, sweat and iron.
>But it’s one of the sweetest things you’ve ever tasted as well.
>>+20 affection for Karasuba. Karasuba is now a Harem Member.

>> No.31839863

>>31839850
No anon. She kissed us.

>> No.31839865

>>31839817
>+20 affection
Holy shit. I figured it'd be a large number, but... jesus that's a lot.
I love you guide.

>> No.31839875

>>31839817
>It’s salty, tasting of body, sweat and iron.
>But it’s one of the sweetest things you’ve ever tasted as well.

>> No.31839879

>>31839853
>Implying we can ever cook again after that beating

>> No.31839886

Huh, so do we automatically pay 50 protag points to increase our Harems slots by one at this point or do we start off next thread being crowded around by all the girls?

>> No.31839888

>>31839850
Nope, Karasuba turned us into a vampire, obviously.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>> No.31839894

>>31839817
As you can probably tell, the thread is over.

Some answers to questions that may get asked.

+20 was +1 per round, +2 per wound. 6 rounds, 7 wounds by my count. If I'm wrong, fuck it.

2. No you were not facing her at full strength.


Anything else, I'll be around. Hope you guys enjoyed it.

>> No.31839896

>>31839886
She was already one of our 5/5 slots

>> No.31839898

>>31839886
the second is clearly better

>> No.31839899

>>31839817
>But it’s one of the sweetest things you’ve ever tasted as well.
I count this as a victory.
Cause, you know.
Sweet sweet victory.

>> No.31839905

>>31839886
We're just letting it ride for the moment until somebody becomes permanent. If we find a waifu worth immediately waifu-ing, we'll add a slot.

>> No.31839914

>>31839886
We've been at 5/5 for a while actually. Just need to get someone to permanent harem member so they stop taking up space.

>> No.31839924

>>31839894
Damn, I'm glad we lasted so long. Like. We lasted the PERFECT amount of time.

Just curious, how long did you expect it to last?

>> No.31839935

>>31839894
Guide, just wanted to say I really enjoyed the new combat mechanic you used for this fight. It felt like there were meaningful choices every round with the risk/reward differences.

Second, a suggestion - rather than just being based and taking the occasional 4th roll which is high, maybe give us the option to pay like 5 protag points to change it from best of 3 to best of 5 or whatever.

Awesome fight scene this time.

>> No.31839937

>>31839894
Thank for the great thread, Guide! Great ending

>> No.31839951

>>31839914

Then we can finally add Junko to the harem.

>> No.31839954

>Yfw Karasuba gets fired for Teacher-Student relations

>> No.31839955

>>31839894
>No you were not facing her at full strength.

Holy shit, what's her final modifier? +100?

>> No.31839959

>>31839935
>maybe give us the option to pay like 5 protag points to change it from best of 3 to best of 5
That's a really good idea.
Could use some tinkering, but I like it.

>>31839937
Is this the same guy every thread?

>> No.31839984

>>31839935
I actually like this idea. We can activate it after rolls as well, but maybe if we use it before rolls it costs less than after seeing the results.

>> No.31839987

>>31839955
>Implying she even has a modifier
>implying her physical stat isn't just "fuck you"

>>31839951
I agree.
We need to get her in.
Definitely.
Deeeeefinitely not being sarcastic.

>> No.31840006

>>31839955
Actually, she's a harem member now, so I think that we'll actually find out soon enough.

>> No.31840012

>>31839955
we'll see next thread

>> No.31840021

>>31839888
BBEG is the entire Joestar lineage.
Knockoff Kenshiro
Jackie McBatguyver Chan
Clint Eastwood
Delinquent Shithair
GANG-STAR
Juri Han
A cripple
And one of the most ballsy protagonists in fiction.

>> No.31840022

>>31839951
>Ignore Junko
>Junko is sentient
>Takes personal offense at us avoiding her
>Yfw we made Junko a villain

>> No.31840037

>>31840012

That's what? Friday?

>> No.31840051

>>31840022
Why are so many people turning into Slendere today?

>> No.31840056

>>31839924
Honestly, not that long. I expected you to either get real stupid/cocky or just get pounded even by her lowered modifier.

>>31839935
Good thought, I'll consider it. But glad you enjoyed the scene this time.

>>31839937
Thanks!

>>31839955
Seeing as how you have her now, I'll let you know.

It's +125.

If I'd ever run full strength, you'd of had to crit, while I crit failed every time.

>> No.31840057

>>31840037
Friday is a maybe according to his twitter.

>> No.31840070

>>31840022

That's even worse.

Villians practically have reserved seating at the Harem breakfast table.

>> No.31840081

>>31840056
>+125

JESUS FUCK

>> No.31840091

>>31840081
I'm just glad she's on our side.

Sort of. Most of the time.

>> No.31840096

>>31840056
>+125
>We can now call this in to help us with fights

>> No.31840109

>>31840056
>It's +125.

>> No.31840118

>>31840056
>It's +125.

>> No.31840130

>>31840081
>>31840096
>>31840109
>>31840118

Oh, I forgot.

That's before casting and summoning bonuses as well.

That's just pure sword.

>> No.31840142

>>31840056
I wonder.
Can we intimidate people that we managed to hold our own against her, and even landed several solid hits? I mean, even when she's going easy she's as powerful as a master.

>> No.31840163

>>31840130
Fuck it, just give her Excalibur 2.0 and make her even more unstoppable.

>> No.31840165

>>31839984
Maybe something like this:

First 3 rolls. If any of those three decide to use PP to add later (but better) results, they can choose to either get the best roll until cutoff or specify a PP limit. If players choose to pull for later results AFTER the cutoff point, PP costs double.

For example (using 1d100, pre-cutoff cost is 5 PP, post-cutoff cost is 10):
50 (want to pay for best roll before cutoff)
60 (doesn't pay)
1 (wants to pay 10 PP worth)
10
82 (If result 3 was the best of 3, this would be used)
37
100 (If result 1 was the best of 3, this would be used)
Cutoff (Result 2 of 3 won, thus no PP used, 60 taken)
I want that nat 100!
Me, too! (Cost becomes 40 PP - 4th late result, post-cutoff fee)

>> No.31840172

>>31840118
What is that .png from?

>>31840142
Holy shit I'm bad at words.
What I'm asking is if The fact that we can hold our own against her will be a good deterrent from attacks.

>> No.31840175

>>31840130
Ok, well, now we have a measuring point for being a badass.

...It's going to take a lot of training before we're even near that, isn't it?

>> No.31840177

>>31840130
Oh sweet emperor....Now we just gotta wait to see how the rest of the harem members take to Karasuba moving in of she does.

>> No.31840182

>>31840056
>+125
Sounds about right.

>> No.31840195

>>31840130
Dear lord

>> No.31840210

>>31840172
>>31840118

It should look familiar, it's from Harem Protag #11

>> No.31840217

>>31840175
Well, we're currently on her lap, kissing her.
I'd call that pretty near.

>> No.31840219

>>31840177
Karasuba moving in...
Yes, all my yes.
She did like our cooking.
It would make it easier for us to train if she was with us most of the time.

>> No.31840234

>>31840130
>Oh, I forgot.
>That's before casting and summoning bonuses as well.
>That's just pure sword.

>> No.31840244

>>31840210
I thought it might be. I recognized it, but I was too lazy to search the archives.

>> No.31840295

>>31840219
Yes.
And I'm sure the house would be able to manifest a dojo
She can be the house "supervision". and we can make our waifu wonderful soup after she finishes beatig us to a pulp

>> No.31840323

>>31840219
I can only imagine the look of horror of the rest of the girls for when Karasuba moves in. Poor Tatsuko will probably be worried even more when her favorite pillow ends up hurt more.

>> No.31840351

>>31840323
We need to outright ban her from the dojo.

>> No.31840361

>>31840177
Do the rest of the girls even know we're wooing Karasuba? I mean, they know we like training and tend to come home all beat up, but do they know Ms. Black is entering the harem?

>> No.31840390

>>31840361
It'd be funnier if it's a surprise.

But I hope we at least warned Akeno and Kaname.

>> No.31840399

>>31840361
I'm pretty sure they have their suspicions by now with how much we go to see her.

>> No.31842296

Gotta say, I'd watch the shit out of this if this were an anime.

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