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"A good nickname for your character's genitalia."

>> No.31704892

"Little Richard"

>> No.31704900

hamtaro

>> No.31704912

"OP"

>> No.31704913

Laspistol

>> No.31704927

The Clubber

>> No.31704930

Shai'hulud.

Bonus points because it works for both genders.

>> No.31704945

>>31704856
Salvation

>> No.31704957

>>31704856
Hobbit-hole.

>> No.31704961

Drew Carrey.

>> No.31704965

Butcher Pete

>> No.31704966

Mercy. My balls are Justice.

>> No.31704988

OW!

>> No.31705011

Greater bone sword of penetration

>> No.31705015

Dentata.

>> No.31705019

>>31704856
Cockgar the Insatiable

>> No.31705021

JUSTICE BONER!

>> No.31705023

Dick of Many Things

>> No.31705025

>>31704856
The Hydra

>> No.31705030

Stubborn

>> No.31705043

>>31705025
Does his wife bring scissors to bed?

>> No.31705045

>>31704856
Napoleon Bonaparte

>> No.31705048

>>31704856
The 5%

>> No.31705055

The Terminator

Because they come with me if they want to live

>> No.31705061

>>31705043
To quote Mr. Manson "Cut the head off, it grows back HARDER!!"

>> No.31705066

Philosophical.
Because I'm a sucker for bad puns.

>> No.31705074

>>31704856
Banana split.

>> No.31705083

>>31704856
The spooning bard

>> No.31705085

The stub pistol.

>> No.31705094

>>31704856
Shy Marco

>> No.31705098

The Bog of Eternal Stench.

>> No.31705106

Bait and Switch

(Character can switch sexes)

>> No.31705109

>>31705098
You should probably get that looked at by a barber-surgeon, miss.

>> No.31705111

>>31705098
Not sure how to respond to that

>> No.31705116

>>31704856

Exterminatus

>> No.31705147

>>31705045
So it's short and almost froze to death in Russia?

>> No.31705160

Rampage

>> No.31705174

>>31705106
Schrödinger's trap.

>> No.31705183

The Screaming Vortex.

>> No.31705187

>>31705066

Aha, I laffed.

>> No.31705210

>>31705147
Yes
;-:

>> No.31705561

Cockatrice

>> No.31705589

>>31704856
Depends on what I roll on the /tg/ genital generator

>> No.31705635

Sparky, because if you can't use it to light a fire you're using too much lube.

>> No.31705646

>>31704856
HYPER WEAPON

>> No.31705699

This is a line our resident Bard has used in a tavern.
I feel it is relevant here as well.

>> No.31705854

>>31704856
Bag of holding.

>> No.31706043

Juliet and Casper

>> No.31706071

THE LAW

>> No.31706750

nanomachine, this was actually canon.

He was asexual and didn't care for sex at all.

>> No.31706971

Polyphemus's Cave.

>> No.31707089

The Pitchfork.

>> No.31707203

the immovable rod

>> No.31707440

>>31704856

None Shall Pass!

>> No.31707889

Charnel Touch

>> No.31707943

big black dick

>> No.31708093

DC30 magical trap

>> No.31708135

The Sword of Unholy Power

>> No.31708151

>>31704856
Your Waifu.

I use it solely for anal.

>> No.31708159

really no one posted "Bastard Sword"

>> No.31708195

Second Breakfast.

>> No.31708629

>>31704856

Old Junk.

>> No.31708751

>>31704856
The Sacred Saber.

>> No.31709009

+2 Longsword of Penetration

>> No.31709156

The Dwarven Mushroom

>> No.31709189

1d6 Unarmed Damage

>> No.31709303

>>31709189
god damn that's quite a bit for unarmed

>> No.31709344

>>31709303

His dong is very sharp.

>> No.31709380

Gungnir.

>> No.31709616

>>31704856
Truly Immovable Rod.

>> No.31710713

Charles Barkley.

>> No.31710770

>>31710713
Shut up and Bang?

>> No.31711142

Odin, the Allfather.

>> No.31711245

Natural 20.

>> No.31711389

>>31710713
>>31710770

"Ask not for whom the jam slams; it slams for thee."

>> No.31711452

Heisenberg

>> No.31711738

Magic Missle

>> No.31711754

>>31710770
Nah. Shut up and J-J-J-AM IT IN, obviously.

>> No.31711810

Staff of Wonders

>> No.31711883

JUSTICE

>> No.31712005

>>31704966
>>31705021
>>31711883
Fuckin' ey.

>> No.31712979

>>31704856
"Combat"

As in "Hey, you ever seen Combat?"

>> No.31714361

The Austrian Oak.

>> No.31714408

>>31704856
Breaker Morant

>> No.31714458

>>31711810
Dick of Many Things

>> No.31714533

>>31704856
The Reference of Thin Veils.

>> No.31715174

Stumpeh!

>> No.31715229

>>31714361
>dat doujin

>> No.31715519

>>31715229

>> No.31715537

Can we have a new topic?

>> No.31715590

>>31715537
"Things a DROW PROSTITUTE would NEVER say."

>> No.31715594

>>31715537
No, we shall talk about cocks forever and ever.

>> No.31715872

>>31715594

>> No.31715896

>>31715590
"I have no ulterior motive for having sex with you beyond the money you are paying me"

>> No.31715917

>>31715590
Once you go black you want your money back.

>> No.31715919

>>31715590
Will that be cash or charge?

>> No.31715934

>>31715590
"No spiders? Yeah we can do that."

>> No.31715957

>>31715590
"Nah, I don't do that dominatrix stuff."

>> No.31715983

>>31715590
"Yes, I'm a woman."

>> No.31716004

>>31715594
What is this, /a/?
not that I'm complaining

>> No.31716213

>>31704900
tennouddaten

>> No.31716646

>>31715590
I'm a Chaotic Good rebel looking to throw off the reputation of my evil kin.

>> No.31716929

>>31704856
Thunderhead
Praise Kord!
>>31715590
"Yeah, I'll do a high elf."

>> No.31717011

>>31715590
"I know your time's up and all, but I'm willing to go another round...~"

>> No.31717366 [DELETED] 

>>31704856
+5 longsword of penetration

>> No.31718092

>>31715590
"Yes, I am a legitimate woman."

>> No.31718306

>>31715590
"Me rove you rong time."

>> No.31718360

>>31715590
"No."

>> No.31718515

The Little Traitor

>> No.31718622

>>31715590
"Sorry, I don't swing that way."

>> No.31718651

>>31715590
That's a bit too kinky for me.

>> No.31718686

>>31715590
"Please, I just want to have fun"

>> No.31718766

>>31715590
You tell me what to do

>> No.31718770

>>31715590
No, really, I'm not going to stab you in the back halfway through. Look, I'll even toss my knife out the window.

>> No.31718919

>>31715590
"I work this job to make an honest living, and nothing more"

>> No.31719412

>>31715590
"I love you, son."

>> No.31720402

>>31715590
"I really enjoyed myself"

>> No.31720551

>>31715590
"Let's just talk, okay?"

>> No.31720552

>>31715590
"Just the one of you? Good."

>> No.31720614

>>31715590
"I don't have any fetishes in particular"

>> No.31720875

>>31704856
Destiny

>> No.31720910

>>31704856
Rod of greater expectations
>>31715590
Ladies, please, I cannot satiate so many of you at once

>> No.31721018

>>31715174
lol, you bastard!

>> No.31721103

>the second coming
>el kabong
>long dong silver

>> No.31721371

>>31715590
"No, you can't stick it in there."
>>31721103
>Long dong silver

>> No.31721550

>>31715590
"I-its not like I l-like you or anything, human."

>> No.31721558

Popeye
Big bird
Mount Zion

>> No.31721625

>>31704856
Noble poker.

Complements my sword, peasant stabber.

>> No.31721648

tremendous macroschlong
veiny beef baton
glorious phallic vascularity
impressively rigid yogurt dispenser
steamy Italian sausage
excessive lower girth
peerless penile truncheon
impossibly long meat staff
monumental sensual robustness
voluminous fuck knob
elephantine jizz fountain

>> No.31721710

>>31715590
"That's way too big"

>> No.31721776

>>31715590
"Be gentle, its my first time."

>> No.31721827

>>31715590
"I'll stay to keep you warm for no extra charge, assuming you don't mind."

>> No.31722008

"The best use for an immovable rod"

>> No.31722061

Skycrushing Thunderwurst

>> No.31722071

>>31721550
>>31721827
>>31720614
>>31715934
10/10

>> No.31722078

>>31722008
The immovable curtain.

>> No.31722104

>>31722008
CLANG

No, not like that. The other kind. There's this warforged I really like...

>> No.31722107

>>31715590
"Are you comfortable?"

>> No.31722159

>>31722008
Replace the stick up the Paladin's ass with it. Voila, invincible Paladin of speed

>> No.31722167

>>31722008
Pogo Stick.

>> No.31722182

>>31722008
depends on the size :^)

>> No.31722550

>>31721103
>long dong silver

>> No.31722577

>>31722008
Climbing to space.

>> No.31722975

>>31704856
The Unnamable

>> No.31723007

>>31704930
>Shai'hulud
>female genitalia
This is my sand worm
And by sand worm I mean meat tube.

>> No.31723074

>>31722008
Keep dem goblins out.

>> No.31723360

>>31722008
Making a ladder in to the sky, so you can drop small objects on your enemies that one shot them

>> No.31723500

>>31723360
>what is terminal velocity?

>> No.31723562

>>31723500
Gravity doesn't work that way in D&d

>> No.31723602

>>31723562
It does. There is a maximum fall damage in D&D.
It can't go higher than that.

>> No.31723757

>>31722008
Jettison the BBEG's tower into spaaaaaaace.

>> No.31724336

>>31723602
And that's why you bring a couple bricks and some javelins.

>> No.31728967

It's a robot girl, sooo... vacuum?

>> No.31729086

3 Magic: The Gathering cards that explain how your day was today.

>> No.31729123

>>31729086
Yesterday
Assemble the Legion, Trumpet Blast, Heroes Remembered
Anzac Day

>> No.31729190

>>31722008

"I thought I already named my penis"

>> No.31729256

>>31729086
Ambush Viper
Ambush Viper
Ambush Viper

I'd uh, rather not discuss it.

>> No.31729282

>>31729123
God bless you Anon.

>> No.31729456

The dynamite stick

>> No.31729498

Jack the Ripper

>> No.31729513

>>31704856
>name your dick/cunt thread
>oh wow, glad i found /b/

>> No.31729851

>>31729086
Fat Ass, Apathy, Wave of Indifference

>> No.31730183

>>31704856
Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Adventure

>> No.31730714

>>31704856
Vorpal Blade

>> No.31732316

>>31722008

Impromptu dildo.

Just don't clench too hard.

>> No.31732484

>>31729086
Downpour
Amass the Components
Havoc Festival

>> No.31732561

>>31722008
Artillery. The Earth accelarates toward the sun while rod doesn't, and the Earth spins while the rod flies off tangentially, so the rod can make a rod shaped hole in any fortification at the right time of day and at the right location.

>CLANG
>"What the fuck was that?"

>> No.31732577

>>31732561
Of course this significantly limits the use of the rod as a ladder. Unless you want to fly into the sky that is.

>> No.31732620

>>31732561
A rod's position is relative to the planet it's on, though.

>> No.31732649

>>31732620
If we go by physics, a rod that does not accelerate would fly off the planet unless you are at one of the poles. If you are at one of the poles the acceleration of the earth toward the sun would be noticible because the rod does not feel it.

>> No.31732717

>>31732649
It really depends on what the rod is stationary relative to. If it's stationary relative to the planet, then it wouldn't go anywhere. Given that whatever mage made it is also on that planet, that seems the most likely case.

>> No.31732789

>>31732649
It either accelerates with the planet it resides in, or it doesn't, and we're going with "The Prime Material is infinitely large just like any other plane" in which the plane doesn't move either.

>> No.31733303

>>31705589
Generator?

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