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"A good nickname for your character's genitalia."

>> No.31704892

"Little Richard"

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>> No.31704927

The Clubber

>> No.31704930


Bonus points because it works for both genders.

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>> No.31704961

Drew Carrey.

>> No.31704965

Butcher Pete

>> No.31704966

Mercy. My balls are Justice.

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>> No.31705011

Greater bone sword of penetration

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>> No.31705019

Cockgar the Insatiable

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>> No.31705023

Dick of Many Things

>> No.31705025

The Hydra

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>> No.31705043

Does his wife bring scissors to bed?

>> No.31705045

Napoleon Bonaparte

>> No.31705048

The 5%

>> No.31705055

The Terminator

Because they come with me if they want to live

>> No.31705061

To quote Mr. Manson "Cut the head off, it grows back HARDER!!"

>> No.31705066

Because I'm a sucker for bad puns.

>> No.31705074

Banana split.

>> No.31705083

The spooning bard

>> No.31705085

The stub pistol.

>> No.31705094

Shy Marco

>> No.31705098

The Bog of Eternal Stench.

>> No.31705106

Bait and Switch

(Character can switch sexes)

>> No.31705109

You should probably get that looked at by a barber-surgeon, miss.

>> No.31705111

Not sure how to respond to that

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>> No.31705147

So it's short and almost froze to death in Russia?

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>> No.31705174

Schrödinger's trap.

>> No.31705183

The Screaming Vortex.

>> No.31705187


Aha, I laffed.

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>> No.31705589

Depends on what I roll on the /tg/ genital generator

>> No.31705635

Sparky, because if you can't use it to light a fire you're using too much lube.

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>> No.31705699

This is a line our resident Bard has used in a tavern.
I feel it is relevant here as well.

>> No.31705854

Bag of holding.

>> No.31706043

Juliet and Casper

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>> No.31706750

nanomachine, this was actually canon.

He was asexual and didn't care for sex at all.

>> No.31706971

Polyphemus's Cave.

>> No.31707089

The Pitchfork.

>> No.31707203

the immovable rod

>> No.31707440


None Shall Pass!

>> No.31707889

Charnel Touch

>> No.31707943

big black dick

>> No.31708093

DC30 magical trap

>> No.31708135

The Sword of Unholy Power

>> No.31708151

Your Waifu.

I use it solely for anal.

>> No.31708159

really no one posted "Bastard Sword"

>> No.31708195

Second Breakfast.

>> No.31708629


Old Junk.

>> No.31708751

The Sacred Saber.

>> No.31709009

+2 Longsword of Penetration

>> No.31709156

The Dwarven Mushroom

>> No.31709189

1d6 Unarmed Damage

>> No.31709303

god damn that's quite a bit for unarmed

>> No.31709344


His dong is very sharp.

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>> No.31709616

Truly Immovable Rod.

>> No.31710713

Charles Barkley.

>> No.31710770

Shut up and Bang?

>> No.31711142

Odin, the Allfather.

>> No.31711245

Natural 20.

>> No.31711389


"Ask not for whom the jam slams; it slams for thee."

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>> No.31711738

Magic Missle

>> No.31711754

Nah. Shut up and J-J-J-AM IT IN, obviously.

>> No.31711810

Staff of Wonders

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>> No.31712005

Fuckin' ey.

>> No.31712979


As in "Hey, you ever seen Combat?"

>> No.31714361

The Austrian Oak.

>> No.31714408

Breaker Morant

>> No.31714458

Dick of Many Things

>> No.31714533

The Reference of Thin Veils.

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>> No.31715229

>dat doujin

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>> No.31715537

Can we have a new topic?

>> No.31715590

"Things a DROW PROSTITUTE would NEVER say."

>> No.31715594

No, we shall talk about cocks forever and ever.

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>> No.31715896

"I have no ulterior motive for having sex with you beyond the money you are paying me"

>> No.31715917

Once you go black you want your money back.

>> No.31715919

Will that be cash or charge?

>> No.31715934

"No spiders? Yeah we can do that."

>> No.31715957

"Nah, I don't do that dominatrix stuff."

>> No.31715983

"Yes, I'm a woman."

>> No.31716004

What is this, /a/?
not that I'm complaining

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>> No.31716646

I'm a Chaotic Good rebel looking to throw off the reputation of my evil kin.

>> No.31716929

Praise Kord!
"Yeah, I'll do a high elf."

>> No.31717011

"I know your time's up and all, but I'm willing to go another round...~"

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+5 longsword of penetration

>> No.31718092

"Yes, I am a legitimate woman."

>> No.31718306

"Me rove you rong time."

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>> No.31718515

The Little Traitor

>> No.31718622

"Sorry, I don't swing that way."

>> No.31718651

That's a bit too kinky for me.

>> No.31718686

"Please, I just want to have fun"

>> No.31718766

You tell me what to do

>> No.31718770

No, really, I'm not going to stab you in the back halfway through. Look, I'll even toss my knife out the window.

>> No.31718919

"I work this job to make an honest living, and nothing more"

>> No.31719412

"I love you, son."

>> No.31720402

"I really enjoyed myself"

>> No.31720551

"Let's just talk, okay?"

>> No.31720552

"Just the one of you? Good."

>> No.31720614

"I don't have any fetishes in particular"

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>> No.31720910

Rod of greater expectations
Ladies, please, I cannot satiate so many of you at once

>> No.31721018

lol, you bastard!

>> No.31721103

>the second coming
>el kabong
>long dong silver

>> No.31721371

"No, you can't stick it in there."
>Long dong silver

>> No.31721550

"I-its not like I l-like you or anything, human."

>> No.31721558

Big bird
Mount Zion

>> No.31721625

Noble poker.

Complements my sword, peasant stabber.

>> No.31721648

tremendous macroschlong
veiny beef baton
glorious phallic vascularity
impressively rigid yogurt dispenser
steamy Italian sausage
excessive lower girth
peerless penile truncheon
impossibly long meat staff
monumental sensual robustness
voluminous fuck knob
elephantine jizz fountain

>> No.31721710

"That's way too big"

>> No.31721776

"Be gentle, its my first time."

>> No.31721827

"I'll stay to keep you warm for no extra charge, assuming you don't mind."

>> No.31722008

"The best use for an immovable rod"

>> No.31722061

Skycrushing Thunderwurst

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>> No.31722078

The immovable curtain.

>> No.31722104


No, not like that. The other kind. There's this warforged I really like...

>> No.31722107

"Are you comfortable?"

>> No.31722159

Replace the stick up the Paladin's ass with it. Voila, invincible Paladin of speed

>> No.31722167

Pogo Stick.

>> No.31722182

depends on the size :^)

>> No.31722550

>long dong silver

>> No.31722577

Climbing to space.

>> No.31722975

The Unnamable

>> No.31723007

>female genitalia
This is my sand worm
And by sand worm I mean meat tube.

>> No.31723074

Keep dem goblins out.

>> No.31723360

Making a ladder in to the sky, so you can drop small objects on your enemies that one shot them

>> No.31723500

>what is terminal velocity?

>> No.31723562

Gravity doesn't work that way in D&d

>> No.31723602

It does. There is a maximum fall damage in D&D.
It can't go higher than that.

>> No.31723757

Jettison the BBEG's tower into spaaaaaaace.

>> No.31724336

And that's why you bring a couple bricks and some javelins.

>> No.31728967

It's a robot girl, sooo... vacuum?

>> No.31729086

3 Magic: The Gathering cards that explain how your day was today.

>> No.31729123

Assemble the Legion, Trumpet Blast, Heroes Remembered
Anzac Day

>> No.31729190


"I thought I already named my penis"

>> No.31729256

Ambush Viper
Ambush Viper
Ambush Viper

I'd uh, rather not discuss it.

>> No.31729282

God bless you Anon.

>> No.31729456

The dynamite stick

>> No.31729498

Jack the Ripper

>> No.31729513

>name your dick/cunt thread
>oh wow, glad i found /b/

>> No.31729851

Fat Ass, Apathy, Wave of Indifference

>> No.31730183

Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Adventure

>> No.31730714

Vorpal Blade

>> No.31732316


Impromptu dildo.

Just don't clench too hard.

>> No.31732484

Amass the Components
Havoc Festival

>> No.31732561

Artillery. The Earth accelarates toward the sun while rod doesn't, and the Earth spins while the rod flies off tangentially, so the rod can make a rod shaped hole in any fortification at the right time of day and at the right location.

>"What the fuck was that?"

>> No.31732577

Of course this significantly limits the use of the rod as a ladder. Unless you want to fly into the sky that is.

>> No.31732620

A rod's position is relative to the planet it's on, though.

>> No.31732649

If we go by physics, a rod that does not accelerate would fly off the planet unless you are at one of the poles. If you are at one of the poles the acceleration of the earth toward the sun would be noticible because the rod does not feel it.

>> No.31732717

It really depends on what the rod is stationary relative to. If it's stationary relative to the planet, then it wouldn't go anywhere. Given that whatever mage made it is also on that planet, that seems the most likely case.

>> No.31732789

It either accelerates with the planet it resides in, or it doesn't, and we're going with "The Prime Material is infinitely large just like any other plane" in which the plane doesn't move either.

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