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Is it just me, or does something seem... off about the new Commissar?

>> No.30845177

I have no idea what you're on about.

>> No.30845217


She's wearing the hypertropical duty uniform and we're on an ice world. Still, it is her prerogative as representative of the Commissariat. I'd worry more about your dirty lasrifle, sergeant.

>> No.30845303

are you sure its not you are falling for heresy and leaning towards chaos?

>> No.30845316

she could be from an ice world where everything is even more fuck cold then here as well, like valhalla is for example, this could be the equivalent of summer for her.

>> No.30845323

>off about the new Commissar?
>questioning something wearing a Munitorum hat and red sash

>> No.30845332

Nothing's wrong with the commissar, but these new guardsmen? Something I can't quite put my finger on...

>> No.30845341

the gun is disgusting and the garb is unkempt sir, punish them for lack of disipline sir!

>> No.30845398


Well put, guardsman. You've earned five lashes for original thought, deferred because you showed initiative.

Point being, it's not your place to question a Commissar. Inquisitiveness is the font of insurrection, and we tolerate no dissent. Hop to! Commissar Hesperax will be conducting your formal review.

>> No.30845659

Commissars are outside of the chain of command, right? So Fraternization rules don't apply? Is there a chance is what I'm getting at.

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>> No.30845719

Since when did helmet modifications become acceptable?

>> No.30845876

uh.... no
nothing is wrong... are your soldiers still alive?
just wondering, we saw a few an they seem to be covered in scratches an smiling weirdly

>> No.30846006

who's the white hair in the back?
I see, tech priest, astropath, rogue trader, guardsman, big head guy and...???

>> No.30846050

White hair is Astropath, three eyes is Navigator.

>> No.30846060

That's an astropath. Burned out eyes, wearing an aquila

>> No.30846106

I would be surprised if her left hand was a claw.

>> No.30846175

As a Navigator I'm tired of us getting swept under the rug and not respected by the wider Imperial populace. We are the 1%.

>> No.30846222

That sounds heretical

>> No.30846309

The Navis Nobilite does not fall under the jurisdiction of the Commissariat.

>> No.30846335

eh not much, though she's covered in more blood then usual.

>> No.30846476

I know a power fist is not unheard of in a Commissar's kit, and Yarrick is famous for that caw of his, but our commissar just seem to be TOO into close combat, you know?

>> No.30846494


Well you go and bring it up I sure as fuck aint talking to her about it..

>> No.30846499

>not respecting the Commissar's skill in hand to hand combat
Do you want to get executed?

>> No.30846603

Forget about the Commissar, what's up with that one chick who has whiskers? And has a strange obsession with fish? And sometime purrs...nyomyemperah...

>> No.30846647

sanction abhumans

>> No.30846981

you best not be talking shit about the Impurrial Guard where I can hear it. Run along meow.

>> No.30847025


I'd fuck it

>> No.30847033

>run along meow
>not nyao
Failed it.

>> No.30847126

Got me good.

>> No.30849206

Because of this picture and similar 'X dresses up as IG, no one notices' pictures, I'm planning a 500pt army with Lelith as the commander, Orks as guard, Tau manning the heavy weapons and/or tank(s) and the such, all in poor disguise.

>> No.30849308


No one expects the Lelith Inquisition. No one.

>> No.30850339

Sister Mile'ionahd was well regarded as a great strategist and tactician. Her ability to read the flow of a battle and respond on the fly earned her great distinctions over the years.
Unfortunately her ears were often a point gossip and ridicule, setting her apart from her fellow sisters. Over time she unfortunately developed an arrogant and aloof personality as a defence against it.

>> No.30850421

She's obviously a Storm [Super] Trooper.

>> No.30850451

We struck their tank line with the artillery for the greater go--greater guns, sir!

>> No.30850496

So Eldar are uplifted protohumans, right? An only slightly unorthodox inquisitor might consider them heretics and mutants, not real xenos. I mean, that's still more than enough to want them dead, but if the Imperial Guard happened to catch some children before they could be "corrupted", would the Imperium take them?

>> No.30850684

Did you just say meow?

>> No.30850709

How could no one have uploaded the ending credits of this anime? I'm forced to link to an AMV of all things.

>> No.30850730

OH! But all the Commissars need to be regular humans!

>> No.30850810

Of course not, meow. Don't be silly.

>> No.30850852

It just... seems a bit off is all. I mean, now many people can say they've ripped the head off a Khornate?

>> No.30850916

It was just a few cultists! I hear tell that Cain beat 2 of the Marines in one battle.

>> No.30850918

I'll talk with her about it. I know I'm the liaison, but seriously, the commissar should never be the one you fear most in a fight. That's how you get pushed into bad situations. See, the way I see it, the Commissar is your friend, but the guy next to your Commissar is your best friend. If you're the guy next to the commissar, you run forwards, so that you're no longer the closest guy to the commissar. This goes double if the Commissar is a woman.

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>> No.30851057

Wait. What's wrong with the Commissar? All you...uh...commissioned officers look alike to me.

>> No.30851085

The Commissar is a giant chicken.

>> No.30851102 [DELETED] 

Maybe, if I can get my hands on the right mini...

>> No.30851127 [SPOILER] 

Maybe, if I can get my hands on the right mini...

>> No.30851136

Ought to make like a Lictor-Sentinel or something of the sort and maybe Grot-Ratlings.

>> No.30851151

Because then it's funnier!

>> No.30851267


>> No.30851300

I wonder what their reaction would be?
I imagine a bunch of Schultz who never see anythink.

>> No.30851478

Or they just don't notice that they aren't surrounded by humans.

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>> No.30852045

Don' mind me boss, just anotha toasts 'ere. Oi mean, beep boop beep, Oi'm a toasta. Beep bop boop.

>> No.30852123

You brought me the chicken I ordered, but where are my sides?

>> No.30852232

What are you talking about? That's the Emperor, not a chicken, you heretic!

>> No.30852362

not posting ultimate disguise

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>> No.30852677

Navigators barely fall under the jurisdiction of the Inquisition.. Having a monopoly is awesome!

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>> No.30854481

Rolled 28


>> No.30854590

Proof that sisters have more banging bodies than those slutty banshees

>> No.30854611


>> No.30856855

Wow, it's hard to recognize her out of uniform. I almost thought she kinda looked a little like a Xeno!

>> No.30860147

>using GW's old and ugly fem commissar
use one of the Kurganova sisters from Raging Heros if you want a silly/cartoony look, or Viktoria Skivlana from Warforge (pic) if you want a slightly more realistic look

>> No.30862637

>Corset and huge cleavage
I dream of a day in which female miniatures are not fap-fodder and sluts for no reason.

At least DE females are equally slutty as their males.

>> No.30862680

No. They were built from the ground up along with the orks and jokaero to fight the necrons. Thats right, orks and eldar are cousins.

>> No.30862703

Maybe Victoria Lamb will make a commissar miniature someday. Her female Arcadians look great.

>> No.30863360

>slightly more realistic look
relevant word "slightly", and I was merely referring to the proportions of the sculpt, not the choices of attire

>> No.30865092

Are you the one who was questioning her CQC skills? By the Emperor man, you are just ASKING to be blamed!

>> No.30865264

Because minis games are so realistic, right? Fuck off.

>> No.30865603

>Private...Private get up
Sergeant?! Yes Sir?!?
>Quiet private, just listen. You're a filthy worshipper of Slaanesh, right?
what!?! no sir I'm-
>Sorry, I mean, you've dated a few women, right?
>The new commissioner is...looking at me funny. And I'm feeling strange.

>> No.30865846

holy fuck this is gold

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>> No.30866546

My sides have reached maximum orbit.

Emprah, return them

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>> No.30866632

Blah blah blah, wrong faction. You get the joke by now, I just want to post some Marcia.

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>> No.30867563

You can totally use crazy person logic to justify certain groups of the Imperium being okay with eldar (eldar of an unusually obedient and amicable nature, that is).

1. Psykers are described as being hated "as much" as mutants and xenos and hating the witch, mutant and xeno is often done all in the same breath. This does somewhat imply that if the hate is equal, then the potential for acceptance (not the actuality) exists.

2. Sanctioned xenos are a thing that RTs, at a minimum, can do.

3. Imperials collaborate with eldar with surprising frequency, which makes the Invaders' actions all the more inexplicable.

4. IG commanders can work with ork mercenaries and even vendors, and an (unusually obedient and amicable) is vastly less horrifying

5. The usual imperial protagonist reaction to nonhostile eldar is more "Oh great... THOSE guys... ugh..." rather than "RARRRGHH DIE DIE DIE."

>> No.30867613


Wow, that makes drill sergeants seem normal by comparison. That's inexplicably bizarre and hilarious. I would have just expected to be smoked.

>> No.30867701

I bet that guy ate his damn Cauliflower for the rest of his tour, though.

>> No.30867705

>luxury project intended for entertainment
>how dare you engage in entertainment for the purpose of entertainment
>what are you, of the graphically stimulated sex?

>> No.30871195

Are we even allowed to have pets? This cat has been following me for ages! It even snuck onto the ship last time we got deployed.

>> No.30871713

That's not a grynix.

>> No.30871732

fuck that
Manuls are best Gyrinx

>> No.30872279

Archive this for maximum luz!

Also, can navigators interbreed with normal humans or not?

>> No.30872312

>maximum lulz
I'm sorry, are you from 2008?

>> No.30872331

They can, but they do everything in their power to keep their bloodlines pure since the Navigator gene breeds out the more regular human blood that gets mixed in and the less pure your navigator, the more rampant their mutations will be.

>> No.30872379


You may be on to
something there

>> No.30872428

I'm not on to anything, that's their official lore on the matter. Being forced to interbreed with normals because you lost favor with the other Navigator Houses is a huge fucking deal for them.

>> No.30872430

Three-eyed teddy bear.

Question. What happens* if you start trying to crossbreed various types of abhuman? Navigator+ratling which then gets infected by genestealers, etc.

* Besides you being shot for heresy

>> No.30872487

Navigators are not abhumans, they're artifically created biocomputers able to read the warp. They were genetically engineered some time during the Dark Age IIRC and the method of making them has since been lost to time, which is why they keeping their bloodlines pure and pumping out mopre navigators is such a big deal. It's also why they have a lot more influence than other abhumans, since they are so vital to the Imperium and a non-renewable resource.

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>> No.30872773

That... that would explain a lot.

>> No.30872813

I do wonder if Felinids will appear in the new IG Codex (the Astra Militarium) as a Fast Attack choice...

>> No.30873253

No, they're not.
I don't even need the dex to know this.

>> No.30873357


The old fluff had half-eldar

>> No.30873381

It's never been retconned out.
Just never mentioned since.

That being said, I believe one BL book has a halfdar in it.

>> No.30873990


She was a Corsair Lord and was interested in a Ultramarine...Ventris it was...probably.

>> No.30874093


Commandos is best orks

>> No.30874112


Uaaargh my ears

>> No.30875356

I thought navigators were bioengineered posthumans created in the DAOT to interfere with the warp. The whole "mutates into a twisted fish-monster" issue was unintended.

>> No.30877690

It's not necessarily a fish monster, just something that can't support its own weight anatomically, so gets suspended in a tank.

>> No.30878964

God damn, that Eisenkern Stormtrooper looks good.

>> No.30879016

Wait for the Tempestus Scions...

>> No.30879357

Quite frankly, I find the idea of an ork that sneaks offensive.

>> No.30879448

I fucking love kommandos

>> No.30880187


>> No.30880357

You think they look good stock, get an accessory box. The amount of customization possible is insane.

You can outfit like 60 guys with a single box. http://www.wargamesfactory.com/webstore/dreamforge-games/eisenkern-stormtrooper-accessory-set

I have 2 boxes and I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these bits. The Ork player in me literally started salivating when I saw those sprues literally packed with bits

>> No.30880398

>Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid Orkoid

>> No.30880424

Space Marines are autistic as fuck, of course their language is going to be both proper and repetitive.

>> No.30880571

There's a sanctioned Eldar in Deathwatch. They keep him locked up in a cell but haven't actually done anything to him. He's by all accounts a pretty stand-up dude.

>> No.30880605

>The usual imperial protagonist reaction to nonhostile eldar is more "Oh great... THOSE guys... ugh..." rather than "RARRRGHH DIE DIE DIE."
Depends entirely on the group. Try and tell me the Novamarines would react like that.

>> No.30880657

It's a fishslug, bruv.

>> No.30881281

The fish monster part is from Dune. There's a Navigator in one of those Space Wolf books that's normal besides having a third eye or some shit

>> No.30885497

Can't hug the fishslug bruv?

>> No.30885579

Would you a three-eyed fishslug girl /tg/?

>> No.30888936

>stand-up dude
>not filthy, vile creatures of pure evil

>> No.30891020

I'm rather surprised this thread is still here.

>> No.30894034


me too.

>> No.30894161

I got in on the kickstarter and got, among other things, three boxes of standard troops. Each box came with an accessory set. I got enough bits out of those six boxes to arm 160 minis IIRC. Just need to buy 100 more torsos and backpacks IIRC.

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>> No.30894706


It's the other way around.

The third eye won't form unless the child has two navigator parents, and the navigator gene will never 'pop up' among the descendants of human/navigator pairings.

that's why mutations are such a problem for them, 10,000 years of inbreeding on top of constant warp exposure.

>> No.30895375

So you're saying there's a chance?

>> No.30898394

Does anyone have the comic of the fat commissar who has mistaken a grot for a guardsman?

>> No.30898539

Check the thread

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