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30843588 No.30843588 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

To be a tau one must be:

* As swift as a coursing river
* With all the force of a great typhoon
* With all the strength of a raging fire
* Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

>> No.30843605

>>30843588
>With all the strength of a raging fire
Well I guess fires aren't very good at CQC either...

>> No.30843618

>>30843605
well no, not really. it just kinda moves, its easy to avoid.

>> No.30843625

I'm telling you, there's something not quite right about that P'iing.

>> No.30843643

>As swift as a coursing river
Water Caste
>With all the force of a great typhoon
Air Caste
>With all the strength of a raging fire
Fire Caste
>Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Ethereals

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>>30843588
>* As swift as a coursing river
>* With all the force of a great typhoon
>* With all the strength of a raging fire
>* Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[Pitiless, Remorseless, Fearless laughter]

>> No.30843691
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30843691

Hey, look, it's a thematically appropriate Mongolian analogue.

>> No.30843700

>>30843643

Holy shit fucking Disney ripping off GW!

>> No.30843789

Let's get down to business.

>> No.30843816

>>30843643
So, actually, to be a tau you must be exactly one of these things.

>> No.30843830

>>30843789
TO DEFEAT, THE GUARD

>> No.30843831

>>30843816

That's because a Tau is only 1/4 of a man.

>> No.30843861

>>30843830
DID THE SEND ME SHAS 'SAAL, WHEN I ASKED, FOR 'LA?

>> No.30843894

>>30843861
You're a clammy, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a Tau
Out of you!

>> No.30843898 [DELETED] 

>>30843830

>> No.30843910

>>30843861

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet, before, we're through

>> No.30843921

>>30843898

Needs a cyber eagle.

>> No.30843923

>>30843861
UNFIT FOR,
THE RAGE OF WAR
SO PACK UP
GO ON
YOU'RE THROUGH
MAYBE ILL
MAKE A TAU
OUT OF YOU

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30843949

>>30843921
Sorry, meant to post Steel Legion. They're the German ones.

>> No.30843967

>>30843923
this orcs gottem scared to death!
"hope he doesnt shoot right through me"
boy i really wish I knew how to SWIM

>> No.30844037
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30844037

BE A SHAS 'LA
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A SHAS 'LA
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A SHAS 'LA
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a Tau
Out of you?

>> No.30844515
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30844515

Tau Pathfinder: The Ethereals will stop you.

Warboss: Stop me? Dey invited me. By fortifyin' dese worlds dey challenged my strength. Well, da Waaagh is here to play dere game.

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30844734

>this thread
>my face

oh tg, you always know how to cheer me up

>> No.30844777

>>30844515
OI, FLASHY GITZ, 'OW MANY BLUE GITZ IT TAKE TA DELIVER A MESSAGE?

>> No.30844863

>>30844777

ERM... I DUNNO BOSS.

>> No.30844926

>>30843643
so earth caste are the rejects?

>> No.30844995
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30844995

MAKE WAY FOR GASTON-EMPEROR OF MANDKIND COMING THROUGH,!!

>> No.30845001

>>30844926

They're too fat. They got rejected.

>> No.30845273

>>30845001
Hey! we're not fat, we're just stocky.

>> No.30845294
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30845294

>>30845273

Nope. Fat.

>> No.30845361

>>30845294
Looks like someones suit's gonna get skipped over next maintenance cycle.

>> No.30846077

>>30844863
You know he would spend about two solid minutes firing at the Tau on the left, then end up hitting both.

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>strength of a raging fire

>> No.30846890
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30846890

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the lord
The lord who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one tomb world hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

>> No.30846947

>>30846890
>Inb4 Imotekh busts in and wrecks the place with his Staff of the Destroyer

>> No.30847134
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30847134

Congratulations, bub, you've joined the club
And everybody here agrees
We got the finest list of nearly-honest gits,
Welcome to the forty greens!!

A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
There's nothing up our eighty sleeves
Got lotsa grub to share
Pull up an easy chair!
Welcome to the forty greens!!

Now you get to be cunnin' and brutal,
Never gotta worry ya noodle,
Take the whole kit and kaboodle!

>> No.30847218

>>30844995
FUCK DAMN

MY LUNGS

I NEED NEW LUNGS

EMPEROR HELP ME

>> No.30848169

>>30843588
We'z tau, boss!

>> No.30848186

>>30843691

He even looks like the bad guy from Mulan..

>> No.30848205

>>30847134

This is literally the best song Disney wrote

Aladdin and its sequel are god tier

>> No.30848276
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30848276

Beata Emprah,
You know I am a zealous man,
Of my faith I am justly proud.

(Et tibit Pater)

Beata Emprah,
You know I'm so much purer than,
The common, mutant, weak, heretical crowd.

(Quia peccavi nimis)

Then tell me, Emprah,
Why I see her dancing there?
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul!

(Cogitatione)

I feel her, I see her!
The Promethium caught in auburn hair
Is blazing in me out of all control!

(Verbo et opere)

Like fire,
Warpfire!
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin!

>obient human

Captcha knows.

>> No.30848284

Disney will never save GW from itself like they did Marvel.

>> No.30848302

>>30848284
>like they did Marvel
ur avin a gigle rite m8

>> No.30848317
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30848317

(Couldn't find a good picture to go with this)

Well the Emperor had them twenty legions
Eldrad had a thousand plots
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is ask us Gods
And I'll say

Mister Horus, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Warp Power?

Have some of world "A"
Try all of world "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the Loyalists disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a Chaos God for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh

Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

>> No.30848346

I dunno, >>30848302, do you think that turning around a bankruptcy and borderline liquidation in the 90s to producing billion-dollar movie franchises in the 00s is worthy of derision?

>> No.30848348

>>30848205
>its sequel
... Did you happen to be very young when yo
u saw it, and is English perhaps not your native language?

I'd bet you real money that if you saw that movie right now in English you'd eat your words.
The animation is piss-poor, the dialogue is shoddily written and genie isn't even played by the right voice actor for chrissakes.

>> No.30848358

>>30848348

I havent seen the forty thieves one in decades but I included it only because the song he used was from it.

Anyway I'm more of an Atlantis: The Lost Empire sort of guy..

>inb4 its shit as well

>> No.30848365

>>30848348
Robin Williams is an expensive talent, friend anon. Too expensive for a direct-to-video sequel.

>> No.30848402

>>30848358
Oh I was talking about Return of Jaffar.

>> No.30848408

>>30848402

Oh..I havent even seen that one

I was talking about Aladdin and Aladdin and the Forty Thieves

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>>30843588
Humain, Humain
How I love Humain
Love to chop and to devour little humans
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice

Humain, Humain
Ommere nom nom, yum yum yum
With a scythes I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I suck out the blood 'till its dried
God, I love little humans, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the insects
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the human flat with a carnifex
Then you slash off their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some acid in
'Cause it makes it taste nice

>> No.30849001

>>30848276
That shit turned the entire board to cancer. Don't know why it's still hailed. Same with Henderson.

>> No.30849045

>>30849001

Leave Henderson out of this its not his fault

>> No.30849050

>>30848365
That's not the reason he didn't do it. Robin Williams has accepted some particularly cheap offers, believe it or not. He didn't do the Aladdin sequels because Disney broke an agreement with him in regards to the marketing of the first one.

>> No.30849060

>>30848276
Now I'm imagining Quasimodo as either a large Nurgling or a stocky plaguebearer.

>> No.30849325

Make way
for magus Ahzek
Hey
it's Magus Ahzek!

Hey clear the way in the ol' hive
Hey you! Let us through
it's a bright new star
Oh come be the first on your factorum to meet his might!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Pray psalms!
Bang the bells!
Ah! You're gonna love this guy!

Magus Ahzek- poweful he - Ahzek Ahriman
Genuflect, show some respect:
Head to the ground.
Now try your best to stay sane,
Brush off your barbarian brain,
Then come and meet his spectacular warband

Magus Ahzek- mighty is he - Ahzek Ahriman
Strong as ten regular psykers definitely

He faced the space wolves hordes!
A hundred dog-fuckers with swords!
Who sent those goons to Russ
Why- Magus Ahzek!

>> No.30849360
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30849360

>>30849060
He is a Ogryn.

>> No.30849401

>No 40k ''Gaston''

/tg/ I am dissapoint

>> No.30849452

>>30849401
NO ONE FIGHTS LIKE ROBOUTE
NO ONE WINS LIKE ROBOUTE
NO ONE EMPIRE IS AS INCREDIBLE LARGE AS ROBOUTE
FOR THERE IS NOT PRIMARCH IN TOWN HALF AS MIGHTY
PERFECT A PURE DICTATOR
YOU CAN ASK ANY RUSS, FERRUS, OR FULGRIM
AND THEY'LL TALE YOU WHO ARMY THEY PREFER TO BE ON.

>> No.30849561

I love these threads. Coincidentally, I watched Mulan again for the first time in years the other day.

>> No.30849670

>>30849001
Because Bloomwriter was the writefag we deserved, but not the one we needed right then. And so he retreated into the cold northern oceans to save us from the crab-people by making them into delicious delicacies.

>> No.30849685

>>30848365
Wasn't he in the tv series?

>> No.30849776

>>30849325
You glorious motherfucker
>A hundred dog-fuckers with swords!
my sides are in orbit

>> No.30849827

People who are more inventive and clever than me
do one for this, dont care which army in 40k you choose, but it needs to be done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLn8QZFWiKI

>> No.30849841

>>30849827
better quality, the other one just has the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRCteeZTrjE

>> No.30849946

>>30848302
we wouldnt have the marvel movies if disney wasnt involved
they gave marvel a lot of clout
look at how DC is floundering trying to emulate marvel's success in the box office

>> No.30850065

>>30849827
>>30849841
But who? Thought of Horus, but it didn't fit that much (he really was no zero)

>> No.30850114

>>30849050
He actually came back for the third one, which was a pretty good movie in its own right.

>> No.30850202

>>30850065
i think maybe the emperor

>> No.30850679
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30850679

Let's get this out of the way.
1/?

>> No.30850731
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2/?
I'll put these together when I have all the pieces.

>> No.30850747

>>30843588
But this is quite obviously a male Tau to begin with.

>> No.30850769

>>30850679
What about this thread warranted being capped?

>> No.30850797
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30850797

3/3

>> No.30850800

>>30849401

please see >>30844995
Also prepare sides for orbital launch.

>> No.30850859
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30850859

>>30850769
We rewrote a bunch of songs. Like that Frozen thing a while back.

>> No.30850967

>>30850859
Too bad /v/ has better production values.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC7DHfyMKFo

>> No.30850970

>>30844926
Earth caste are Tranquil as a Forest, but a Fire Within

>> No.30851001

So, time to make a Tau Sept based on the Imperial Army from Mulan?

>> No.30851013

>>30843831
>it takes 4 Tau to satisfy a single human woman in the bedroom

>> No.30851074

>>30843831
That because Tau no have pork bun, Tau without pork bun in hand not real man

>> No.30851155
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>>30851013
>every gue'la that joins the greater good gets their own tau girl pile, with at least one from every caste

>> No.30851189

>>30851155

Air Caste girls are for closeted pederasts.

You heard it here first.

>> No.30851206
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>>30851189
>tallest girl is for pedophiles
Wut

>> No.30851240

>>30851206

Enjoy your bald and tall boy-like woman.

>> No.30851262
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30851262

Real men prefer Earth Caste women. Dem hips!

>> No.30851268
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30851268

>>30851240
Hey man, I am ALL about them Earth n Fire castes, I just think your logic is faulty.
>bald
That's all of em.

>> No.30851297

>>30848317
IT FUCKING FITS SO GODDAMN WELL!

>> No.30851305
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>>30849325
>He faced the space wolves hordes!
>A hundred dog-fuckers with swords!
You. I like you.

>> No.30851401

>>30851206
>imperial fags get owned
Yeah, fuck you too.

>> No.30851416
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30851416

>This entire thread

I fucking love you /tg/

>> No.30851471

>>30851401
>not wanting to play an Ace Combat game where you pick your favorite blueberry and kick imperial ass
Take a suck, gue'la

>> No.30851511

>>30851471

Deff skwadron wud rek u, ya blu git

>> No.30851533

>>30851511
A Deff Skwadron game would be more Crimson Skies meets Lego Racer, though.
And it would be fucking awesome.

>> No.30851590
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30851590

>>30851471
The daemons from the north sea!

>> No.30851645
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30851645

I know you,
I played with you once Upon Matt Ward
I know you,
the smirk in your eyes is so familiar to me
And though I know it's true that /tg/ is seldom what they horde
But if I know you, I know what you'll do, you'll buff me at once
The way you did once, upon Matt Ward...

>> No.30851989

>>30851268
where is the unedited version of this?

>> No.30852026

>>30851989
nevermind
i took my head out of my ass and found it

>> No.30852290

>>30852026
We're all so proud of you

>> No.30852993

>>30852290
thanks
its good to be appreciated

>> No.30853002
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30853002

You purge a daemon here
You purged a daemon there
When the warpspawn swarm about
And you're stars away from the Holy Terra
You just remember what Emperor said
Purge the daemon here
Yeah purge the daemon there

You killed the heretics
You killed the traitors
You got traitors and I got em too
We stick together, we can purge them all
Cause you killed the heretics
You killed the traitors

Some Emperor servants might be stronger than us
Bigger and faster too
Maybe
But none of them
Will ever cleanse the Imperium
As us sisters do

And as Immolator goes
Our crusade will go forward
You're gonna see Emperor's will
You purged a daemon there
You killed the heretics
You cleanse the chaos taint

>> No.30853131

>>30849685

Nope. Dan Castellaneta.

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30853150

>>30848317
>Can your friends do this?
>Do your friends do that?
We need Doomrider juggling his head.

>> No.30853175

>>30852026
*claps*

>> No.30853224

>>30851645
I didnt know what that was at first, then I realized you did the all time best Disney song
Based Ward

>> No.30853430

>>30853002
Aaand you get your first request, you spoony bard.
My favorite Disney song is "Be prepared" from Lion King.
My favorite 40k Factions are Necrons, SoB and Tau.
Do you think you can do something with that?

>> No.30853670

>>30853002

What song is this based on? I can't figure it out

>> No.30853833
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30853833

The Emperor - "You threw off my groove!"
Custodian - " I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
Primarch #3 - *During defenestration* "Sorry!"

>> No.30854010

>>30853833

ah shit i meant primarch 2. oh well.

>> No.30854045

>>30853430
Any of you creative motherfuckers think you can do Colours Of The Wind with Chaos?

>> No.30854059

>>30854045
Or better yet, Colors of the WAAAGH

>> No.30854095

>>30853430
wish granted
scene: Szarekh and Triarch meeting, before War In Heaven

I never thought Ctan essential
They eat and eat and only eat
But maybe they've an edge we sorely need
To fight back against eldar scum

I know that we'll lose our body
Bounded to metal and electrons
But this is the end, pay attention
Silent King's words is final

It's clear from this hopeless war
The lights have left Triarch and us
But we're talking lives and survival
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for immortality
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?

Just go forward and biotransfer
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
For the death of Old Ones
Are they gone?
No, fool! We're going to kill them and Eldar, too
Great idea! Who needs eldars?
No eldars, no eldars!
Fools! We kill Old Ones first!
But you said?
I kill Old Ones!
Stick with me and you'll never die again!

Yay, all right! Long live Szarekh!
Long live Triarch!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a body who'll be all-time immortal

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get to die again!

So prepare for the coup of the ages
Be prepared for my will be done
Indestructible armies galaxy spanning
Years of suffering is simply why I'll
biotransfer the entire empire
And build the mighty Necrontyr

Yes, our bodies and empire are immortal
Be prepared!
Yes, our bodies and empire are immortal
Be prepared!

>>30853670
Toy Story

I need to go somewhere early morning, so that might be last from me, going to catch some Zs

>> No.30854312

>>30854095
Fantastic!
You made my week!

>> No.30856475
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30856475

I did this one for Salaine Morr, the Archon from the Sould Reaver adventrue for RT. I played her as a Disney villain anyway, so she needed a song. Of course if I'd ever actually tried singing during game, my players would throw dice at me untill I stopped.

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_fgRiKfN5A

I want the good times back!
I want those grand old days!
The twisted nights,
the sick delights,
the wild soirees!

I want those scores of screaming slaves
flayed before me as I dine!
Not because I'm cruel or selfish, no,
I only want what is mine!

I want disqusting wealth!
I want exquisite sin!
Want the entire world to woship me
on bended knee!

I want to greet my "loyal" subjects
and then stab them in the back!
Remember those good times?
I want them back!

[interlude where Salaine expains how Archon Zaegran Kull is the only thing standing in her way]

I'll bering the good times back!
Resume my whacky fun!
Restore the joyful reing of causing pain to
everyone!

I want to make the mon'keigh cower
like they did in days of yore!
Sure, it's sheer abuse of power. So?
Ain't that what's power's for?

I want to taste their tears!
I want to hear the screams!
I want the speacial rush you get from crushing
hopes and dream!

It's more than simply sentimental;
it's and aphrodisiac!
Remember those good times?
By Khaine, were they good times!
It's time for more good times!
Let's get 'em back!

[Interlude where Salaine explains the plan to steal the Soul Reaver]

I'll get the good times back!
I mean with all the perks!
The Kabal, the ship, the throne all mine alone!
The whole damn works!

But most of all I want old Zaegran
pinned and wrigling on my rack!

Then, fellows, it's my time!
And frankly it's high time!
Those fabulous good times...
They're coming back!

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30856972

WHO'S THE DAEMON OF THE WARP
THAT THIRSTS FOR YOU AND ME

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>>30854045
careful what you wish for anon.

We know we own whatever land we land on
The universe, a dead thing we should claim
We shall see every rock and tree and creature
Posessed by warp, evil spirits quite profane

Oh we show the only people that are people
Are those smart enough to prostrate before you
And when you kill and steal the boots staight from a stranger
You'll know things you didn't know you shouldn't know

Have you ever heard a spacewolf cry before a Red Korne moon?
Or ask the tzeentchian thinker what he thinks?
Can you breath with all the sickness from the garden?
Can you pant with all the whorers of the prince?

Come run the warpbent highways of this nexus
And taste the blood-soaked skullies of the guard
Come roll in all the sickness all around you
And never need to wonder what they're worth

Oh, the warpstorm and its dwellers are your brothers
Heroin and Doomrider are my friends!
And we are all connected to eachother
In a cycle, in Grimdark that never ends!

How high can the throne of skulls grow?
If you tear them down
You may one day know

So we shall ever hear the spacewolf cry under Khorne's great boot
For weather we bear green or purple paint
We need to bear the gifts that nurgle gives us
And Known the pleasure till the day we win

We will own the earth and still
Terra will only be one thrill
Untill they drown in all that Slanneshi semen.

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>>30856475
I like it.

>> No.30857948

>>30843588
How would I make an ancient Chinese themed Imperial Guard regiment, /tg/?

>> No.30857949

>>30851471
>>30851511
>>30851533
Dude. Imagine you could play as good ol' Killboy.

>> No.30857996

>>30856972
I love it.

>> No.30857997

>>30857948
Tricky as fuck.
Superior tactics everywhere.

>> No.30858156

>>30857948
Dynasty Warriors.

>> No.30858338

>>30857948
Creed as Sun Tzu. Then lots and lots of guardsmen.

>> No.30858678

>>30858338
Pretty much this. Ancient and Medieval Chinese chroniclers make frequent accounts of armies between 100,000 and 300,000 soldiers. Even if they are exaggerations they were much larger than most armies seen in Europe and the Middle East at the time, outside of some exceptional circumstances.

>> No.30860119

>>30858156

>Do not pursue Angron!

But in regards to Chinese guard I think you can look to the World War 2 example, and also the Korean War for specifics. Basically like >>30858338 said. They just have so many damn men. Also, most of them are poorly trained or conscripted to the point their quality was less than good. Still, you could make some extra badass Chinese guardsman who were barely trained yet survive due to learning out of necessity. Also, being as there are o many of them you'd probably have not-as-well-equipped but able to field more of them.

Basically you turn them into Green Tide guardsman. That's how I would do them anyways.

>> No.30860725

>>30850065
Logar?

>> No.30863707

Any Friends On The Other Side versions?
Possibly involving the Primarchs pre-Heresy?

>> No.30864199

>>30851155
The greater good just gets better and better.

>> No.30864298

>>30851262
HNGH!

>> No.30864330

>>30863707
Or Erebus.

>> No.30865947

Archive these gems. Now.

>> No.30866172
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>In the grim darkness of a land far, far away, there is only colorful animation and musical numbers

So fa/tg/uys, what do you think a GW wargame based in the Disneyverse would be like?

>>30850859
>Like that Frozen thing a while back

Got any caps for that?

>1701 45846636

Captain Kirk is watching this thread.

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>>30866172
>So fa/tg/uys, what do you think a GW wargame based in the Disneyverse would be like?
unbalanced and poorly tested, needing an FAQ and errata within the first week of it's release.

For fucks sake, after 10 years of waiting GW finally updates the damn Ork codex and what do I have to read on the spine of the book?

>Codeex:Orks

>> No.30866609

>>30866288

Must be some kind of joke about orks callin' them codeex.

>> No.30866707

>>30863707
Fucking this pls.

>> No.30869594

This was a good thread. Thank you, /tg/.

>> No.30870275

>>30856475
Fuck Yes, this is awesome.

>> No.30870979
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>>30843588
AS SWIFT AS A BURNIN PICKUP

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A SQUIGGOFANT

WITH ALL THE STRENGH OF A BIG BIG WAAAGH

I GRAB YOUR NECK AND THROW YOU AT DA MOOOOON!!!

>> No.30871000

>>30860725
oooh
farsight

>> No.30872689

>>30851240
>Enjoy your fetish

Oh, I assure you I shall.

>> No.30873018
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30873018

RUSS LET THE WOLVES OUT
(WULF WULF WULF WULF WULF)
RUSS LET THE WOLVES OUT
PROSPERO WAS NICE
PROSPERO WAS PUMPIN
YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
AND EVERYBODY PSYCHIN IT UP!
YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
UNTIL THE DROP PODS STARTED FALLING
YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
AND MAGNUS HEARD A DREAD HOWL
I HEARD A WOLF LORD SHOUT OUT

RUSS LET THE WOLVES OUT
(WULF WULF WULF WULF WULF)
RUSS LET THE WOLVES OUT

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Who put the code in Codex Astartes?
Guilliman
Whose daring deeds impress the ladies?
Guilliman
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor
Guilliman, Guilliman ...

Bless my soul
Rob was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceited

He was an oprhan'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero

He hit the heights at breackneck speed
From zero to hero
Rob is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!

>> No.30873099

>>30873018
Fuck i read this singing.

>> No.30873291

Welp, the thread is still up

Base song: Perfect World - Emperor's New Groove

(OH YEAAH)

There are crazies and maniacs
War and blood-addicted
There are primarchs with the intellects of fleas
There are sickos and closet homos
Who are so lacking in refinements
They'd be better suited spaced out in the Warp

He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this perfect
In thirty millenia of civilization
An enigma and a mystery
In Homo sapiens history
The quintessence of perfection that is he

(OH YEAH!)

He's the primarch of the third legion
He's the perfectest dude in creation
He's the only Emperor's Children
And his perfect legion spins
Around his every little whim
'Cos this perfect world begins and ends with (ME!)

What's his name?
Fulgrim, Fulgrim (That's his name)
Fulgrim (He's the one perfection)
Fulgrim, Fulgrim (Is he awesome?)
Fulgrim (Ya)

(You were sayin?)

What's his name?
Fulgrim, Fulgrim
Fulgrim (That's his name)
Fulgrim, Fulgrim (Is he hip or what)
Fulgrim (Don't you know he's Emperor's Children?)
Fulgrim-(oh ya)-oooo (ow!)

HAH! Boom, baby!

>>30873018
My sides went to orbit and back, 10/10

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>>30873018
I SEE GREY HUNTERS AT OUR DOORS
THEY REALLY WANT TO PURGE US
GET BACK OFF ME
BEAST OFF ME
GET BACK YOU FLEA INFESTED WULFEN

GONNA TELL LEMAN "HEY DON'T GET ANGRY"
YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
I JUST WANTED TO HELP OUR DAD!
YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
BUT HE TELLS ME "HEY MAN IS TIME FOR THE BURNING"
YEA YIFFY YA YOU
I SEE THE FUCKERS CHARGE AND TZEENCH SMILES
I HEARD A WOLF LORD SHOUT OUT

>> No.30873419

>>30873403
>GONNA TELL LEMAN "HEY DON'T GET ANGRY"
>YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
>I JUST WANTED TO HELP OUR DAD!
>YEA YIFFY YA YOU!
>BUT HE TELLS ME "HEY MAN IS TIME FOR THE BURNING"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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