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All word and pixel /tg/-related lewdness is welcome here, so long as the rules are followed. Writefags, consider pastebin/1d4chan rather than dumping for long stories. Drawfags with uncensored pictures need to host their images offsite and link to them. For those of you visiting from other boards, err on the side of censorbars and spoilers if you're hesitant.

The writefags especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It's easy and the writefags will love you for it.

In any case, enjoy! Remember to play nice and that all contributions and requests are welcome!

>> No.30843074

DISCLAIMER: While these threads are quite tolerant of many different forms of /d/eviancy, you can't just assume that everyone will automatically share your kinks. There's nothing explicitly preventing you from talking about your fetishes, but if someone has one that you dislike, please do not derail the thread with a flamewar- there's plenty of smut for everybody here.

Master smut list:
(/a/'s monstergirl fic collection is in here too.)

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Is it that time already? Well I might as well put on the old lewd cap and get cracking than. I assume that /tg/ still loves fair maidens and lesbian knights?

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Animation. Suffering. Never again.


>> No.30843191

>fair maidens
>lesbian knights
Does that mean the knights turn the maidens gay?

>> No.30843220

I think I can swing something along the lines of that yeah.

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Animation's a bitch ain't it ?

I'll be on this weekend

>> No.30843417

Oh. Oh my.

Is there context?

>> No.30843427

Requested by Cooked last week

>> No.30843429

But it's amazing, Lewd. Thank you for sharing!

>> No.30843431

For the love of god, someone trim that bush!

>> No.30843470

H&A Part 11
Villainous Male Knight/Virtuous Female Squire, reverse trap, rape

Alrighty, got that done.

>> No.30843639

Archivist here. Sorry for the holdup- and it seems like we've already gotten off to an impressive start, courtesy of Lewdanon.

>> No.30843666

That is some impressively smooth animation. It's almost mesmerising.

>> No.30843797

So not only is Lewd and Elder God, but he is slowly learning how to hypnotize us with his art?

>> No.30843936

What are you working on now Mask. Im bored so please humor me.

>> No.30844043

I'm drawing a monster thing. Nothing smut related at the moment. Finished that last chunk of H&A last night so am slightly burnt out.

If you've got ideas I'll hear 'em.

>> No.30844083

Great work on the new chapter!

How's Monster doing?

>> No.30844120


He's been writing some for the thread but right now is playtesting a homebrew miniatures system I think.

>> No.30844179
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Can we get some dirty primarch daughter images?
I don't care which one, roll if you want, if not do Fulgrim please

>> No.30844185

Might I request a thing?
Two guardsmen in a scout pattern Salamander, scouting and spotting for artillery. To idle away the hours, they play a daring game, making each other do stupid shit.
Eventually the dares get sexual and they fuck.

I'd prefer them to be of the same gender, but it's up to you which gender that is.

>> No.30844192

Now that it's posted I _have_ to roll

>> No.30844203

I'm too brain dead to think anymore. Im just hitting a keyboard and sometimes it makes words. I think its bed time.
Please produce some smut. Yours is the breast around. Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm fucking done for tonight

>> No.30844205
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If you are going to get gay, get gay with a good gay chapter
EC or BA

>> No.30844224
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Others may hate these threads, but my dick turns to diamonds when i see them.

>> No.30844230

>playtesting a homebrew miniatures system
Sounds neat.

Also, I'm very glad to hear he's writing again. I'm still waiting on a sequel to "The Satyr's Seed," you know.

>> No.30844241


>> No.30844258 [SPOILER] 
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We aren't any worse than those erp threads
We only come on once a week and produce good things

Speaking of which can I get a fic on a certain EC marine and Rubric? I know it's a hit/miss fetish but I (and a lot of /tg/ digs it)

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>Roboute guilliman

>> No.30844277

>Yours is the breast around

The jokes just make themselves here, people.

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Holy shit, now that's a real blast from the past.

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For my dick it is
>you will never blow a dust-load in her/him

>> No.30844360

Victoria, the Twins, Remilla and I don't know why but Faith are my top teir

>> No.30844397

Role call

>> No.30844417

You need some sleep anon. There there.
I'll pass that along. He's working on a thing where a dragon demands a virgin sacrifice and the villagers accidentally send her a trap. The dragon has no idea what to do so she ends up keeping the trap as like, a housewife.
I'm me and I'm here.

>> No.30844423

Err, guardsmen, not marines.

But that gives me an idea for another plot. Similar scenario, except it's two space marine scouts, and instead of daring each other, they're talking about their changing bodies and how hard it is to cope with their... urges.

>> No.30844450

Oh I'm sorry I miss read you. I thought you wanted Salamander gaysecks

I may not care for men/men, but if you are going to do it with marines, do it right

>> No.30844483

A writefag will be back within the hour.

>> No.30844516

2 things:

1) Excellent, he's always been great at writing dragons.
2) Holy shit! That was my request!

Looking forward to it, as well as ch12 of H&A.

>> No.30844553

Russ-chan taking some legit dog dick pls

>> No.30844565

In favor of Freya but no beast please

>> No.30844589

No, gotta be beast. And she can't like it. I /guess/ I can swing tyranids too, if tentacle-dinosaur rape makes you less squeamish.

>> No.30844609

Oh and big thanks the Lewd for making the word bearers even better >>30832354

>> No.30844611

Is there any mermaid smut ?

>> No.30844630 [DELETED] 

this has nothing at all to do with traditional games

writing "/tg/ related" in the OP doesn't make any goddamn bullshit you want to post worthy of a blue board about traditional games

how the fuck has /tg/ fallen so far

>> No.30844651 [DELETED] 

Super high quality traditional games post right here, guys. /tg/ - tentacle rape dinosaur pornography

>> No.30844655 [DELETED] 

Quest threads should be here then
Also we were a red board back in the day, don't try to be a newfag. /tg/ has been sucking without us, at least we make material.
If you don't like it go away

>> No.30844664 [DELETED] 

>tentacle rape dinosaur
What else would you call tyranids?

>> No.30844671 [DELETED] 
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>> No.30844684 [DELETED] 

Don't feed the troll.

>> No.30844689 [DELETED] 

>how the fuck has /tg/ fallen so far
>implying there wasn't a 40k smut thread on every page back in the day

>> No.30844691 [DELETED] 

>we have the right to force our fetishes into everything, if you don't like you, you leave from everything!

typical obsessive compulsive. the reason you won't stop is that you can't, how sad

>> No.30844714

Quit feeding trolls and making us all look bad.

Not yet that I know of. Do you have a plot in mind for me to work from?

>> No.30844759 [DELETED] 
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>P&P RPer
>"You like D&D patherfinder, you are closed minded as all of them are the same and since you don't play a real indi system"
>Play other systems and still like D&D/PF?
>Your opinions are shit
>Stawmanning of alignments and forcing them to be objective
>"If you don't min-max then you are bad at math or your character is stupid"

>My cannon is more cannon than your cannon
>you can't do that because THIS cannon doesn't say this
>it has to be this way because cannon says so, It doesn't matter if it makes no sense
>Go play a real game like Warmachine

Ya, it's smutt threads fault

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>> No.30844783

Are you requesting it or offering to draw it? I wouldn't mind seeing it done if you were offering.

>> No.30844786

I was interested in seeing an expansion to the robot story you did, with a little more sex of course.

And regarding the troll, this is the fourth thread in a row he's showed up in- ignore him and report his posts so the janitors can do their thing as they have the last three times he's pulled this stunt.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the guy replying to the troll is the troll himself.

>> No.30844794 [DELETED] 

>I'm allowed to obsessively post pornography on a thread about traditional games because you guys keep talking about traditional games here!!!!

The mind of a crazy person arguing from a position of self-loathing desperation, everybody. Pretty sad.

>> No.30844795

Requesting. Drawn or written.

>> No.30844809 [DELETED] 

Look, I hate this thinly-veiled jerk off material as much as the next guy but as I go to hide this thread, I must admit that the post to which I refer does not belong here, my opinions aside. Erotic fan fiction is not a game. There are forums across the entire internet for your purposes. Why do you have to use a worksafe board for trading erotic fanfiction?

>> No.30844835

Anyone willing to take this one? Traps are kinda love or hate but I'd like to see it done.

>> No.30844859 [DELETED] 

>Please give me something to masturbate with, I can't google fanfiction I must get it from the front page of /tg/ - Traditional Games

>> No.30844869

That request made me laugh so hard it got on my list

>> No.30844894
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You the best. Have a Jagharti Khan-chan.

>> No.30844908

Nice work, your art is always interesting to see

I'm guessing your love of eldar comes from DoW?

>> No.30844911

A ship sinks by sea dragon or other sea monster attack. The crew fies, save for one man who , after receiving a message that his wife can't take anymore his continuous travels, falls on the sea trying to commit suicide jusy an hour before the attack. He is saved by a mermaid, who leaves him in a small island. Her naive and socially inept behavior - she has never communed with a human before - gradually restores his will to live, and both discover that they harbor tons of sexual frustrations, which quickly unleash

>> No.30844919

Keys, you're awesome.

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For their actual names for those who might not have been around back then

>> No.30844947 [DELETED] 

We've been through this before, but I will act on the assumption that you are a newfag and go over it again.

There are literally no other boards for it, as they all strictly prohibit thread without images every other post (and /lit/ hates fanfic, so don't bother suggesting that as an alternative). And seeing that these threads have survived for nearly a year, it seems like the mods don't have a problem with it- otherwise it would't be here right now. Mostly, this is because 95% of the NSFW content is NOT ACTUALLY ON THE BOARD. Why else do you think we encourage the use of pastebin and imgur links?

Don't like it? Go pester Moot about making a designated erotic literature board, as coming here won't do shit. (Granted, Moot won't do shit either, but at least he'll just ignore you instead of calling you a shitposter.) Now hide and filter this thread so your sensitive eyes won't be scarred any further. And be glad you didn't browse /tg/ in the old days, as you would probably have had a heart attack.

>> No.30844949 [DELETED] 

Don't feed the shitposter pleaese

>> No.30844975

Mine did. Specifically, from Macha. Anyone else have that happen to them?

>> No.30844997

DOW made me hate them for being dicks.

I got to like them more after reading up on the fluff from the books and codexes

>> No.30845024
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Tell me I wasn't the only one with a crush on this flat tease when I first played it

>> No.30845038

you werent, Derosa had a crush on her too

>> No.30845040

Is that Idranel or Elenwe? They have the exact same model and portrait, so one can never tell.

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>> No.30845113

That still made me want to play Eldar in Retribution.

I got super sad when i learned Elenwe was the fourth silent character

>> No.30845124

I found that I really liked writing for Gerard in that so I think that I'll expand that later to include sex. I just have no idea how he will be able to create a system such that the computer will be able to experience something similar to an orgasm. All that stuff would come with a later upgrade.

I'm considering this but making no promises. What do you consider socially inept behavior on her part though? And do you mind if she is a lobster mermaid?

>> No.30845176

He doesn't need to create it- it could just be an unexpected feature, so to speak.

>> No.30845230

Also makes sense. Maybe she gets such a significant and orgasm-comparable pleasure surge from certain combinations of contact. Possibly back rubs? I'll think on it.

>> No.30845296

And regular sex (in the missionary position and holding hands, as its clearly made for that ultra-sweet vanilla stuff). Don't forget that part.

>> No.30845297

For example, she can barely understand why the man is upset, since she has no concept of marriage, she has also no sense of personal space. Also, she barely knows the human tongue, and what she does know she got it from picking up conversations with drunk sailors. Go figure. She doesn'tknow humans can't breathe underwatertoo.
I would actually prefer if she was a vanilla mermaid, or some sort of serpent mermaid, kind of like a Aquatic Lamia'. No pressure though, you are the writer :)

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its one of the main reasons i play farseer alot

>> No.30845333

I can work with this.
How do you feel about oarfish coloration and looks? Very long, silver with red frills.

>> No.30845348

Anyone's got better ref for fem Russ or do I have to go on from what I've got.

>> No.30845358

No problem at all. I like such colores

>> No.30845368
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accept no substitute

>> No.30845370

why does the lion have a jawa on her shoulder?

>> No.30845380

In favor of Fulgrim (Victoria) pics
Maybe a naked/scantly clad selfy? Missionary? Pressing her breasts against a window durring a carwash fundraiser (view from the inside and her wet shirt shows through)

>> No.30845381

I like such colors quite a bit. Thank you

>> No.30845384

Watcher in the Dark.

>> No.30845396

Not too familiar with the DA but I belive they have alien helpers

also >>30845380
The last one. please. My dick would thank you

>> No.30845421

That's not Fem Russ, that's just regular Russ.

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See, this is why I hate WHH. Just one mention of the damn thing turns a thread into WHH General. But I'm just being a Debbie Downer so ignore my whinepost and pay attention to the tits instead.

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7/10 chuckle

>> No.30845483

To be frank WWH hasn't been around for a while and this is the first time it's really making a comeback here

It's mainly eldar that shine her, further people are just requesting it, You are just as free to ask for what you want

>> No.30845495
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I just want Khornette or Blueberry lewds, maybe even Khornette ON Blueberry lewds.

>> No.30845518
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>Liking the worst of the 4 daemonettes
Slaanesh > Nurgle > Tzeetch > Khorn

>> No.30845528

Khorn > Nurgle > Tzeentch > Slaanesh

Slanny a shit, holmes.

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You need to go to a board that matches your mental standards >>>/v/

>> No.30845553

Anon here from last week. I put out an idea involving Inquisitor and Khornette cuddling that people seemed to like. Unfortunately, Real Life BS kept me from doing much during the week. With hope I'll have it finished by tomorrow night.

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>that pun

>> No.30845575

That actually sounds interesting
Looking forward to reading it in paste bin

>> No.30845585

I'm already there
Seriously though, Slanny is the worst Chaos God. I don't want to derail the thread with flamewars though, so I won't elaborate past this post.
>Khornette cuddling
This is very good. The only way it could be more to my tastes is if it was a SoB whose divine fury managed to woo a khornette to the point where she was willing to forsake Khorn and worship the Emperor and cuddle with the Sister in question in order to feel even a fraction of the rage and lust for battle that she feels.

>> No.30845587
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Nurglette there has an infection. It's alimentary, dear Watson.

>> No.30845598

I couldn't do any writing tonight so I did a really fast doodle instead of what I'm imagining.

>> No.30845605

what do you guys think of vierra? im a decent writer, and im thinking of making something since i enjoy these threads so much. kind of hoping for some suggestions, but i swear, i never see ANY vierra in any threads on 4chan.

>vierra are the rabbit chicks from ff tactics advance/ff IX

>> No.30845614

Robopsychology is not dead,
I've just been having an extended holiday from writefagging
The Ward fic was pretty shit and that sappped my will to write for a while.
Chapters 1 and 2 are likely due for a full rewrite as I'm going to change the dynamic of the relationship slightly.
I can't stop looking at this thing I'm creating and thinking 'hm, not good enough'.

>> No.30845638

They certainly...exist, I guess. Sorry, but that's more of a /v/ thing than a /tg/ thing.

Shame. Well, your earlier works were certainly difficult to top, if nothing else. I'm sure people will still be talking about the ork pissing/anal rape fic for years after this.

>> No.30845646

It's just a really specific subtype of "10%" rabbit girls crossed with amazons. Kind of a nice crossover of things people like.
But I've liked them since FFTA when I had one maxed out with every ability Vierra can learn. Not in a sexual way, they're just cool.

You should write something, anything. Even if it ends up not being about vierra and even if there isn't any smut, write. You gotta stretch those imagination muscles and keep your writing strong, no matter what you produce. Creativity like exercise and creativity is the most important part of /tg/.

>> No.30845653

Nice one! Thanks alot Mask!

>> No.30845656

They are definitely sexy. I saw a story once (ages ago) that leaned more on the fact that they would have rabbit-like tendencies.

>> No.30845683
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>Pressing her breasts against a window durring a carwash fundraiser (view from the inside and her wet shirt shows through)
Is there a drawfag in the house?

>> No.30845724


>> No.30845731

is that to the request or to whether or not we have an artist?

>> No.30845752

Sadly both. I'm finishing this fem russ request and I'm out.

Request also doesn't really say anything to me

There's two ways to get me to do stuff.
Either you make me laugh with the sillyness of the request or the level of lel.

The second involves your genitals and a rusty fork

>> No.30845794

How about this:
New fashion for female wood elves: having a clam pinch at both labia like clothes pins and wearing no pants to just let them swing away.

>> No.30845795

Well I guess you have every right to take what you want. Glad at least one of the Primarchs finally got some smut. Maybe another one will take the Fulgrim one.

>> No.30845815

I know I do If you were looking for support or something

>> No.30845844

I'm writing my first story and I'm having trouble getting inspired to write

How do you guys get inspired?

>> No.30845849

I read
I play tabletop
I watch TV/Movies
I play vidya
I draw

The more you write the better you will get at getting inspired. Being creative and making stuff is like a muscle, I swear.

>> No.30845850

Mozart's "Requiem"

>> No.30845879
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There is never enough bunnygirl smut, especially of viera.

Have a viera/gria hybrid.

>> No.30845888

Music appropriate to the setting.
When that fails, something to hype you up regardless of setting.

>> No.30845894

the crazy grin was better

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>Music appropriate to the setting
I'd forgotten I used to do this. I'll try it now. Thanks, anon.

>> No.30846089

I have an idea for a story:

A small group of Imperial colonists have recently landed on a beautiful, pristine world. Most of them remain with the lander as the colony ship leaves, but a few scatter to go stake their claims.
One of them looks back in the direction of the landing site and sees a huge plum of smoke and, moments later, is attacked by flying lizard things ridden by tall humanoids.

He gets captured by these Exodites and taken by their warchief as a slave/spoils of war.
Having never seen one before and finding his terrified defiance somewhat endearing, she takes a liking to the mon'keigh.

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Lewdanon you are divine and I love every bit of your art. I see so much potential but you don't seem to draw that much, which makes me sad. You're literally the only reason I visit these threads.

>> No.30846256

A winner every time
56-60 get

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>> No.30846341

You WANT Fulgrim's daughter/teenage girl form/whatever?

Anyway, hoping for 01 to 25, or 81 to 95, or 31 to 40, or 51 to 55

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>> No.30846372

>not wanting Fulgrim
Why wouldn't I? Besides being hot in both forms, Fulgrim killed like 4 primarchs

Hope somebody draws something with her

>> No.30846383

>Not liking Row-berta Girlyman
You cra-cra son

>> No.30846410
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Good night y'all

>> No.30846429

Not my proudest boner...

>> No.30846433

I can sense DLFG orgasming from here.

>> No.30846438
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You asked for it.

>> No.30846445

She needs to look more terrified.

>> No.30846451

God could someone shoop his face on God in that Sistine chapel image of him touching Adam (shooped over with a grey knight)

>> No.30846472

*3 sorry
He cornered the Dorn(er)
Gutted the Guilliman
and Rusted Ironhands

>> No.30846473


If she isn't plain to the point of boring, she's arrogant to the point of aggravating

>> No.30846541


Just think what would have happened if Chaos High became a thing.

>> No.30846557
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That's just a rumor
He's still alive

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>> No.30846842

Brainstorming for the mermaid thing. Should she be more bubbly or more bitchy?

There's no need anon, the thread will be fine.

>> No.30847009

How is your hand?

>> No.30847041

Rolled 41


>> No.30847071

aw, thanks. i was reading and forgot to check back in on this tread

>> No.30847116
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>you will never fuck a Drow, Elf, or Orc Woman.
>you will never go on adventures and sleep with women from various species

Scientists need to make the holo-deck from Star Trek right now.

>> No.30847347

I'd say bitchy

>> No.30847567

Now that's certainly something I didn't expect seeing at all. :D
Don't think I've got any real complaints about it even.

Speaking of which, I can happily report that "Late Night Research" is Finished. Managed to do it during Thursday in preparation for this weekends thread but had I know it'd be this late (for me) I probably would've worked with it on Friday as well.

In other news, I've written nearly 8k words of smut. I really not sure what to think about this.

>> No.30847579

8k today?

>> No.30847607
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I'd rather have the Horo deck.

>> No.30847609

Nah, the entirety of Late Night research is almost 8k words written over a couple of weeks.
In comparison, my first smutty story, Under the Stars, was only 4.7k words.

No idea when I'm gonna sit down and write another smutty story as I feel kinda drained mentally in that department as I think I went way overboard with that story.
That and I want to focus on rewriting an older short story somewhat and see if I can't get it publicized in a Sci-fi Mag for funsies.

>> No.30847634

That sounds great! Good luck getting published!
I for one don't care if you aren't writing smut as long as you keep writing. If you ever feel like you can't go on you should try writeordie, it's a website that forces you to write and if you stop it plays an annoying sound. I use it for nanowrimo every year.

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>> No.30848171
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Some anon requested something like this last week, so there ya go.
It didn't turn out lewd at all, and I didn't manage to draw any wings, but I hope you like it anyway.

>> No.30848179

Hm, slow weekend.
Still debating if I wanna toss up Late Night Research on a writing blog I've got or not. (It's more a dumping ground than anything). Obviously appended with a huge warning disclaimer but still kinda uncertain if I should or not.

>> No.30848182

not that anon, but you drawfriend, have skills

>> No.30848190

I will have to agree, that is pretty good.

>> No.30848266
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>but you don't seem to draw that much
>posted 516 seperate drawings on /tg/ over the past 12 months alone.

I'm doing the best I can with a full time job, Anon.

>> No.30848272

Lewd, you deserve a holliday

>> No.30848287
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I meant mainly lewd images and correct me if I'm wrong but there isn't really any gallery to find all the (lewd) images aside from the dozen links to single pictures on the OP. I appreciate what you've done and 500 pictures is admirable, but if there's no gallery to browse for them, people miss most of them.

>> No.30848288

I second this. But at the same time, I love your art and don't want you to stop drawing.

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>> No.30848300

yep, my only criticism of his magnificent work is you can't find any of it without trawling through hundreds of threads in foolz

>> No.30848304

However, you may or. Or we would all die.

From heart break.

>> No.30848307

And this is why Taldeer is best farseer/waifu.

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>> No.30848497
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>Wake up
>Switch on computer
>Refresh /wst/ tab
>Find this

I've even gotten anything to eat yet and I know this is going to be a good day.

>> No.30848515

NOT even, rather. Can't type this quickly after waking up.

>> No.30848743

>moar Love Bloomed in Her Mouth pics
Thank you based Lewd.

>> No.30848830

I got an image of a future character I'm going to play in a Magical Girl campaign done out of the blue last night and then seeing that Keys actually did the other draw request I posted last weekend was just the icing on the cake.

>> No.30848832
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Disregard that, I suck cocks. I found one gallery with 411 images, though there are duplicates and it's all the pictures, not just lewd ones.

Lewdanon gallery: http://imgur.com/a/Nm5tg

>> No.30848834

Lewd, you should really consider putting all of those in an accessible gallery somewhere...

>> No.30848895

Look at the post directly above yours.

>> No.30849058

That's not Lewd's own gallery though, some Anon with a good deal of patience and dedication decided to upload his own collection.

Looks like he hasn't updated in a while.

>> No.30849083

Rolled 69

Cute and lewd are both good, nice job

>> No.30849131

I can understand that. But it'll update sooner or later. For now, I'm thankful for what we've got.

>> No.30849262


Probably wont get to writing till later tonight. Work shit kept me up; need to get things done. Fear not updates coming

>> No.30849304

Whenever you say that, I'm reminded of the DoW Dreadnoughts. Deep-striking them onto an enemy base never gets old.


But anyway, looking forward to Mir Drow goodness.

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>> No.30849425

>Boner intensifies

>> No.30849528

I don't think that's Taldeer though.

>> No.30849540
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More like a dragalope. Gria are tiny lil dragongirls that will fuck your day up if you let em get into CQC.

>> No.30849598

It doesn't have Macha's typical eye-markings and it's not Sylandri, so unless it's just a generic Eldar I guess it must be.

>> No.30849600
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>Haven't been to these threads for weeks
>Want to write more of the smut I've been working on because I enjoy it and I know there's at least one anon who wants to read more
>Have too many real life obligations and too much work to find the time for it.

Damn Lewd, I really don't know how you manage it. I guess I need to step up my game.

>> No.30849910

So what were the other things you've written? I'm curious now.

>> No.30850017


I know I keep complaining about not having enough time and saying 'I'll update it next week' but I don't think I'll get around to it any time soon. I wish I had the time.

>> No.30850042

persevere writefriend, you'll get time and get around to it someday, I know I can wait patiently for the continued adventures of Dane and Ava

>> No.30850059

>Wake up
>grab coffee
>Funny Request notepad is empty

Well I'll refine the SOB's getting fucked then

>> No.30850080
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I will try then. Perhaps when my next holiday comes up I'll have time. I want to continue their story.

>> No.30850099
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If you want a funny request, I would love to see Da Funstikk getting put to use on some poor, unsuspecting yet uncontrollably aroused broad. Maybe a techpriestess or Earth Caste tau.

>> No.30850113

I look forward to it.

Also, I'm actually writing something for once and getting into a good tempo. Just over 1000 words in. Dark Eldar-based smut.

F-Scourge/MMM-Hellions, if you're curious.

>> No.30850119

a blueberry, yes

>> No.30850122

Techpriestess. It's a shame-fuck for her in more ways than one because it relies on Ork belief-power instead of proper technology.

>> No.30850145
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True, it would just be fun to see Blue "converting" another tau to the WAAAAGH.

>> No.30850185

meh, we've already had tons of techpriestess fics that just end up being undistinguishable from regular fics.

You know what? Put in some malfunction-orgasm and some disassembling/overheating, really, anything that plays up the robot bits theme and I'll back you up.

>> No.30850203

Sorry, all out of requests right now.

>> No.30850271

Well it would be a picture, not a fic, so it has that going for it. I'm still in full support of overheating orgasm with BSoD robot eyes and whatnot, though.

>> No.30850309


Banshee smut, but with the helmet still on.

>> No.30850361

quick question, because somewhat relevant - how do I draw Pigs, or atleast Pig-faces?
Google gives me nothing on this.

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>> No.30850471

what`I'm working on a pic where Pig-like orcs rape an elf.
The Pigs in general are just for future endevours

>> No.30850491

Ah a trusty ever reliable hentai cliché.

>> No.30850497 [SPOILER] 
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You should probably make sure they look enthusiastic.

>> No.30850525
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Tell me I'm not the only one who sees it.

>> No.30850527

I would suggest to focus on wording and mechanical concept more than malfunction.
Rising heat levels and error messages are a good idea, though.
But instead of remaining focused on mechanical components, I would rather see permanent self-monitoring, purposeful adjustment of hormonal levels in the metabolism, use of technical and scientific terms, untimely noospheric popups or mental notes for adjustments in a mind increasingly unwilling to react to automated input and query.
Also a partner failing to deliver to a techpriestess' needs could be quickly treated with a chemical/hormonal cocktail to increase/prolong/repeat performance.

So you go look up any orc rape doujin out of the hundreds out there.
Or Nippon Impossible. Oink!

>> No.30850536

When WAS the last time someone made new content for Farseer Macha?

>> No.30850551
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easy and well used, yet still effective.

that weirds me out a little

>> No.30850560

Not a huge fan of it really but it works I guess.

>> No.30850570

>Google Nippon Impossible
Anon, what the fuck?

>> No.30850576
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I'll see if I can't flesh out that last story by the end of the weekend.

>> No.30850580

focus on the mechanical bits is better

>> No.30850598

It's the reification of swine flu. It should weird you out.

>> No.30850633

Don't you like your little bitch piggie?

But those don't feel. I really do not get the appeal of cold, unfeeling, grimy steel.

>> No.30850651
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>easy and well used, yet still effective.

>> No.30850674
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>Don't you like your little bitch piggie?
Anon, that's not the kind of Pug I had in mind.
A Porcine creature! A Swine, A boar indeed, a Pig! that is what I want.

>> No.30850724

A werepig?

>> No.30850732

>go to sad panda
>look up "orc rape"
>receive infinite depictions of porcoid orcs.

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>> No.30850771

Does anyone have the dickless version of this? I already have a couple of variants of the futa one in my reaction images folder.

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>> No.30850808

Oh no!

Wait, would a pigish orc afflicted by lycanthropy that turns him into a werepig turn him to a Wild pig or a normal pig?
There must be a rebounding effect somewhere at least.

>> No.30850856

I suppose it depends whether the Orc is actually related to a Pig, or whether it just happens to look a bit like one.

>> No.30850956

Yeah that does make sense when you consider that.

>> No.30851079

A while- Edinbro's been swamped with work as it turns out, but he said he should have an erotic poem with a Neo-Corvid ready this week. Maybe he'll get back to Extra Large Heresy eventually, but for now I can wait.

Keys said he'd consider illustrating a few scenes from it as well, IIRC.

>> No.30851177

I'm holding out hope we might get some illustrated scenes from the Carnal Carnivale story, personally.

>> No.30851360

Yeah shit I gotta read those now
I couldn't find any idea from the bits of ELH I read, so I'll have to re-read that

>> No.30851379

Carnal Carnivale's really good. Great mixture of funny and sexy.

>> No.30851457

for the unenlighted, where do you find this tale?

>> No.30851472

Smut masterlist man

>> No.30851501

many thanks

>> No.30852404

Literally everything is there. All you gotta do is look.

>> No.30852446

wait, _did_ Dorn die yet? I don't remember that
Also is Vulcan still around?

>> No.30852475

>That "throw me something mister!" scene.

>> No.30852496

He was killed in a Black Crusade (and they say Abby never accomplished anything). The Fists have his skeleton.
He's dead, Jim.

>> No.30852516

How do you know that's HIS skeliton?
The Dorner got away, in that world and this
"Dam, Gonna miss Shark Week"
-Rogal Dorn .213 M41

>> No.30852577
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> The Fists have his skeleton.

They have the skeleton of his hand, IIRC. He disappeared following a massive Space Battle against the Black Legion (though I think they were still the Sons of Horus at that point) and all they found of him after the Legion overwhelmed him on the Bridge was his skeletal hand. Or has that been changed.

Yea. Lelith was a right laugh all the way through.

>And then the orgy at the end.

>> No.30852594

I think I get why these threads always lean to 40k (which isn't bad)

1-40K's setting is so well versed and known we can all find something we want, while knowing what the hell the other is talking about. (ex Primarch and waifu worship) In P&P/D&D there are few shared universes and even less good ones most people care or know about. (I.e. _My_ elves need to be differant)

2-Lewds Eldar fetish

>> No.30852601

They split up his skeleton and two hands, but they have all three.
I think the Black Templars have one hand, but I'm not entirely sure.

>> No.30852613


The real reason they lean towards 40k is its the most fun setting. So much variety too.

>> No.30852623
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Lorgar 63's pilgrimage to the EOT sounds pretty nifty to be honest.

>> No.30852638

It's expansive, too, which means plenty to write about without having to drop some setting backstory to explain why your dreary space elf drifter is anally fisting that sexy blue space babe.

>> No.30852641

>the Nurgle-deamon down at the ass
My sides

>> No.30852642

>I got Logar 63 and didn't even need to ask

I swear, your talent, speed and willingness to draw is why we love you. Thank you for making these threads and board what it is. You are one of the few glimmer here, shine on.

>> No.30852663

You wouldn't, perchance, have the uncensored version? Might come in handy...

>> No.30852667

>40K's setting is so well versed and known we can all find something we want, while knowing what the hell the other is talking about.

I think so, yea. You have a lot of different options, and there's a lot of different ways you can present them - either parodying the setting or trying to play it reasonably straight. As a writer, whether you're writing porn or regular fiction, there's almost always going to be something of interest.

Aha, thanks for clearing that up.

>> No.30852673

Looking at the daemons, it's still in progress
I want to see this done first

>> No.30852698

I dunno, despite how much I like the 40k universe and all I can never really see myself writing smut for it. It for some reason feels a bit limited to me at times and I almost prefer universes with a bit more innate flexibility in it.

I guess trying to write smut when I know the setting is a bit too much grimderp just clashes for me a bit too much to make it really enjoyable to write non-bolter porn style stories.

In other news, today I discovered that Incase has done a pic with a chubby woman and holy nutballs is it hot.

>> No.30852707


Why is the other bird Daemon angry/upset?

>> No.30852715

me, I like to go for writing Daemon-smut, Nid-smut, Cultist-smut...You know...The usual stuff.

>> No.30852717
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>dat texturing
It-it's just s-smut! Your talents are going to waste!

>> No.30852724

A commendable artist

I feel that you let the grimderp (which isn't as big in the setting as you might think) over power your view. There is a lot of room, most planets are normal places for the average joke and theres inspiration all around. Still keep writting what you like

>> No.30852739

>today I discovered that Incase has done a pic with a woman
Now there's a surprise in and of itself. Here I thought he had forgotten what those were.

>> No.30852741
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>Write 2500~ words.
>All completely fine, came out really easily, really pleased with how it reads.
>Get to the actual porn.
>Start feeling nervous and uncertain, picking over each word, second-guessing everything.

Why. Why does this always happen.

>> No.30852753
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>Stutter while writing
>"Just Smut"

>> No.30852756

Lewd, would you be willing to try something with Highschool Fulgrim (Victoria) later? >>30845380 had some good ideas


>> No.30852761

It's not unusual for Fateweaver to manifest 2 heads, each the opposite of the other.

>> No.30852771


Maybe because you know it's the most important part of a smut story, which will determine if it is good or not?

>> No.30852795

so, one is gay and bitter?

>> No.30852855

>illustrated scenes from the Carnal Carnivale story
I can see it now: a collection done in the style of a "Fond Memories" photo-album, with the three girls posing for the camera half the time and at least one "bunny ears" thing people do with their fingers. Even during the orgy.

Yes, this would be delightful.

>> No.30852864

No, no
The smiling one is gay/smug
the other one is straight/annoyed because he wanted to play cribbage

>> No.30852872

Too much of an ingrained Imperial to really do that. At best it'd probably be something related with IG and yet at the same time that feels somewhat cliché.
Or something with Sororitas which also feels somewhat cliché as well.

I dunno really, I just like writing in an unnamed setting where things may or may not be linked.
Bah, I'm starting to ramble.

Oh don't worry, there was futa versions available as well but the primary image was amazingly enough a non futa one.
A non-futa curvy mature teacher to boot. Sometimes that person really knows how to strike gold.

>> No.30852996
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While SoB get brought up a lot, they don't get too much smut and most of it is just /ss/ too.

What I personally would like to see is some SoB smut where the Sororitas ritualizes the whole affair. Lots of incense and oils and worshiping every square inch of the perfect human form with her fingers, tongue, and so much more. Throw in some cock/breast worship depending on who her partner is and the SoB gently dominating the whole act and you're golden.

Oh, and be sure to capture her muscular, imposing stature. For some reason SoB muscles always seem to get forgotten.

>> No.30853030

>While SoB get brought up a lot, they don't get too much smut and most of it is just /ss/ too.
Funny thing is that the same could be said about daemonettes. They get cheese cake but little porn (Radical Inquiz was pretty dam good though)

>> No.30853048

Weird question, but if I were writing a porn campaign, and I wanted one of the NPCs to go full CHIM and realize he's in a smut campaign, what would I do with him in regards to the party?

>> No.30853060

Daemonettes get way more drawn porn than SoBs, though, and they're getting raped in way less of it.

>> No.30853087

good idea

>> No.30853088

Have a ball

>> No.30853098

And that was from the pre-Nazimod era at that. I only got it up there because I found it on an archived copy of Wikichan, which itself went down a while back. Imagine how much else has been lost to the pre-Foolz era.

>> No.30853104

Maybe I'll write that one day, even if I've never been one much for rituals and such and is usually one thing I never really bother with or really think off when it comes to 40k. (Heresy etc.)

Flags like in visual novels maybe? Or just acting like a normal Fantasy Hentai villain perhaps since they all seem pretty damn aware that they're in a porno and are just rolling with it.
"Gahahaha it's useless to resist as you'll all submit in the end" because hey it's a porn campaign so sooner or later you will regardless of gender.

>> No.30853125

I miss those days. You could post nudes anywhere and fap all day. And the cotton was always high, niggers weren't allowed on the board and the lemonade was always spiked...

>> No.30853128



How about a story where a Repentia, who has redeemed herself by killing a hive tyrant or something, is symbolically brought back into the fold. The sisters all strip down and slowly remove her vestments of shame, kissing at her wounds and cleansing her body in sacred oils while reminding her of the joys of "sisterhood" which she has been denied for so long

I may add this to my ever more impossible to get to Backlog, unless someone else wants to take a shot.

>> No.30853155

Sounds dandy to me. How's that thing with the Inquisitor going?

>> No.30853157

That sounds excellent. I would read the shit out of that.

>> No.30853170

Hm, not a bad concept at all actually.

>> No.30853270

Slowly. Grad school is kicking my ass. I have little to no time to write during the week and often feel too tired to do so when I have off.
Hell, I quit my night job at the hotel and I'm still having trouble keeping up.

I'll get it done eventually, though. Also working on a basic introduction to the Littlest Nymph.

>> No.30853416

Edinbro's going through similar shit on his end, so if he shows up you can always commiserate with him.

>> No.30853454

Question: does anyone have OC stories with tentacles?

>> No.30853483

Yet it's all of her getting raped, just like he said.

>> No.30853514

Try Mask's "The Little God".

>> No.30853562

Might as well give it a go- hopefully I'll have something for next week's smut thread (weekend's a bit full)

>> No.30853571

I've been unproductive for the last couple weeks but I finally have something new! I've been experimenting with writing less hardcore stuff so this short story is likely less explicit and raunchy than most people here are used to. However I still hope that those who take a look enjoy it nonetheless! I hope for some feedback and constructive criticism but if you can't think of anything to say I am still thankful that to all those who read my stuff!

A Lie of Pity (Vamp Male/Vamp Female)

Old Stuff:

Exhibition (Female/Minotaur)

For the Right Price (Female/Tentacles)

>> No.30853578

Weeeell I do have a tentacle story you but it's not really OC as much as XCom:EU fanfiction. Does have tentacles though. :p

>> No.30853597

XCom... i really don't know what is it.

>> No.30853624


That sounds. . . nice.

>> No.30853639

Oh. THen you can totally see that story as OC then since it barely references the game.

>> No.30853909

How about illustrating the "historical moment" in which Macha did it for the very first time?

>> No.30854107

Oh I forgot to mention it's name. It's on the Smut Master List as "Late Night Research".

>> No.30854121

What historical moment? Didn't you read the epilogue? Here's what it says:

"And then Macha woke up, alone, still a virgin. Then she cried."

>> No.30854211

Uh...you didn't read the whole epilogue, did you?

>> No.30854249

That was at the end. That's what matters.

>> No.30854277


Yeah but I can't read

>> No.30854404

It appears we have two mutually exclusive opinions on where it ends, then. And for the record, yours is wrong, and that's heresy. So work with us.

>> No.30854870
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> People complain about lack of SOB smut
> Everyone posts SOB smut
> Nobody complains at the lack of Arbites Smut
> Nobody posts Arbites Smut


All I want is Space Judge Dredd smut guys

>> No.30855059

...uh anon theres like 10 parts right after detailing Macha's newfound sexual satisfaction.

You know its been updated for a while right?

>> No.30855107

Dear Mask,
I'm the anon who requested the robot fic from you last week. I'm mad paranoid and I don't have a digital camera so I won't/can't post pictures of your shrine. I know words don't mean shit, but ill give you a short discription. In my back yard I have a small assortment of candles burning on top of a collection of rocks that spell out Mask.
Shine on you crazy lewd diamond.

>> No.30855110

The epilogue of which I speak is after everything that has been and will be posted.

>> No.30855124

Did you hand draw and scan each frame?

>> No.30855211

Damn, that picture is nice. I didn't even request cyborgs, and yet you knew.
Needs more delicious oil on those SoBs, though
You know, you could kill two birds with one stone by having an Arbite and a Sororitas bond over their mutual love of JUSTICE! and the Emperor.

>> No.30855219

Very nicely drawn, I like it.

>> No.30855353


That's pretty much the picture.

I forgot to add the arbites symbol on the arm.

Also yes. Justice

>> No.30855378
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Yes, twice actually because I animated the hair separately.

>> No.30855429
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>Macha in a straightjacket

Can you draw more of this please? Preferable with more bondage gear

>> No.30855438

Still needs an oily sheen, though.

>> No.30855478

Your devotion to providing free, high-quality smut to anonymous people on the internet is commendable.

>> No.30855653

How would everyone feel about shortstack x daily life porn?

>> No.30855733

You are crazy and I love you. You are too good for us.

>> No.30855756

That sound wonderful

>> No.30855785

So it's a figment of your imagination then. Did we touch a nerve somewhere?

>> No.30855865

So, now that we're at 300 posts, it seems like a good time to figure out what everyone is working on.

Roll call!

>> No.30855886


That one SoBxdaemonette fic where they purify the daemonette in a huge orgy by overwhelming her sexually.

>> No.30855912

I'm out for 4 hours, gotta GM my RT session.

I'll be back after until late

>> No.30855983

I'm still picking away at a dubious consent Dark Eldar gangbang fic. It's actually getting done, just slowly, since I don't write smut very often.

>> No.30856004

Are they gonna run into a Sororitas convent of the Order of the Oiled Chalice?

>> No.30856016

Just finished my latest short story a little while ago. I'm on cool down at the moment while I think of something else to write about.

>> No.30856029

I'm going to continue with some stuff I haven't touched for a while. I know there's at least one person who wants to read it and I need something to keep me occupied.

>> No.30856069

It's either that epilogue or having to pretend that ELH was never written. What I expected for a story in which Macha falls in love: LCB-level romance. What I got: Macha flips her shit because "lul evur-vurgin" and randomly has sex with a two dimensional human dude, shenanigans ensue, and they later have a threesome with a catgirl? Do you /really/ expect me to accept that into my headcanon?

>> No.30856083

Do you expect us to care about this little tantrum of yours?

>> No.30856089

Poor Trap? Marine, her retractable vagina dentata and anal tentacle rape combo doesn't earn her many repeat partners...

You're the Breast~ so round... and no ones going ever keep you bound!

>This is very good. The only way it could be more to my tastes is if it was a SoB whose divine fury managed to woo a khornette to the point where she was willing to forsake Khorn and worship the Emperor and cuddle with the Sister in question in order to feel even a fraction of the rage and lust for battle that she feels.
Why would she forsake Cuddles for the Cuddle God?

Let the lewd overtake you!

It is a GOOD pain...

...I need Amazon Sharkgirl Holograms... FOR REASONS!!!

Well I did have a bit with an Earth Caste girl purposely triggering a Techpriestess' "Private" setting on one of her mechadendrites...

...This wouldn't happen to involve Pig Girls, would it?

Plus an entire Chaos God/d/ess with "KINK~Y" as part of their portfolio.

Yeah, I invented an entire faction of Daemonettes just because I didn't want Ultra Murderrapes from my Daemon smut.

Indeed, don't force anything DLFG, just relax and let the lewd flow through you...

...I'll keep working on it OK?!?!


>> No.30856100
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Your waifu isn't real. Chill out.

>> No.30856128


Do you expect the rest of us to care about a bad fapfic?

>> No.30856135

No, but we certainly didn't expect you to randomly start ranting about it like it's the end of the motherfucking world. If we weren't in autosage right now, I'd be willing to bet this would turn into a massive flamewar in which both sides make themselves look completely insane.

>> No.30856171

Subjective opinions are not facts, no matter how many times you repeat them.

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>> No.30856188

You're the one who brought it up solely to rant about it, dude.

>> No.30856213

I was the one who brought it up, but I'm not >>30856128

>> No.30856214


I'm not even that guy. I just agree with his opinion. It's a bad story and I don't see how undoing 5 years of characterization for Macha in such a shallow manner is a good thing.

>> No.30856239

What 5 years of characterization? All I saw from the earlier stories was an overly long running gag.

>> No.30856256


Its not like these things have a hard canon. To claim those 5 years of characterization were in any way consistent is laughable.

>> No.30856268
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Its not like anything written by/posted on the internet is canon or has any bearing on the actual characterization.

>> No.30856276


Being a virgin is literally all that Macha has. Taking that away from her turns her into generic Eldar slut #142223.

>> No.30856290


Well then clearly she was a shit character from the get go and you shouldn't care.

>> No.30856319

Yet that is what /tg/ made of her. Look at Taldeer. /tg/ can create, but it can also destroy.

inb4 FFG suggests that Macha is a virgin in something.

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This is you right now. Don't be that person.

>> No.30856327

It just isn't a smut thread without at least one good shitstorm, is it?

>> No.30856339


Internet pornography is serious business.

>> No.30856371


We're not allowed to complain about bad fanfiction. We're not allowed to complain about bad fanfiction that ruins established, beloved characters of /tg/ fanon.

We're not allowed to criticize bad stories.

Then what the fuck are we allowed to do? Be sunshine and roses about every piece of shit story that gets posted around here?

>> No.30856378

How else did you expect a /tg/ Macha smutfic to become.

>> No.30856391

Deathwatch is over, Will post more The Stray shortly.
Thread is on page 5, has it hit auto-sage?

>> No.30856435


Criticize it all you want. What you're doing isn't criticism, its bitching. If there is something wrong with the piece, bring it up. If your only complain is it ruined your waifu, despite her being an internet character with no concrete personality, fuck off.

>> No.30856440

If you don't like a story that is fine. If you want to offer helpful criticism that is encouraged. But don't pretend like a made up character is "ruined" because of some fanfiction that isn't even canon.

>> No.30856442

We have a shitload of manuals on how to make a useful, constructive criticism in the list. I would post them here but 4chan thinks they are spam. Suffice to say that what 4chan thinks is criticism and what criticism actually constitutes are two entirely different things.

It has. Best wait for this minor flamewar to die down anyway, as it is clear that we still have trouble telling the difference between criticism and unproductive whining here.

>> No.30856444

We're at 300+ posts, apparently, so I assume so. Do we want to start another thread now, or ride it down to page 10 first?

The latter might be better for now. There's a couple of I DON'T LIKE THIS, BETTER WHINE IN A METATHREAD ABOUT IT posters on the front page right now, that might not react well to seeing a /wst/ pop up.

>> No.30856523

Y-you mean there's people who don't use the catalog by default? What kind of savages are they?

>> No.30856528

I vote page 10, also to let the shitstorm run out of steam first.

>> No.30856541


Oh, so this is *that* kind of place, where real, honest criticism is considered too harsh for poor, poor writers. You know, sometimes it's not worth going into detail about this shit. Sometimes shit is shit. I sure as fuck don't have the time to go through a bad story and painstakingly list everything wrong with it. If a writer can't figure out their own mistakes, they need to read or go to college or go find a real editor who can teach them.

Claiming that "x story is bad/shit/good/great" is not a legitimate criticism is nonsense.

>> No.30856570

I've never really feared criticism. I write for me. But seeing as the thread is currently on the way down and I need to make 12 jumps in a pod in eve.... yeah I'll wait.

>> No.30856616


>Claiming that "x story is bad/shit/good/great" is not a legitimate criticism is nonsense.

Of course it isn't. No one in their right mind would think it is. How the fuck will people improve if you just tell them its shit and leave it at that?

>> No.30856653

It's criticism, but it doesn't help anyone improve. We had this discussion last week.

>> No.30856655


That's their problem, not yours. The real world doesn't give a shit why you're bad, only that you are, and you need to improve before your manuscript is accepted by any publisher. That's why writers hire editors, whose job actually is to help writers improve their work.

>> No.30856657


While "its shit" is technically criticism, its a waste of everyone's time if you don't say why. This is the kind of thing you learn in fucking elementary school, come on.

>> No.30856681


Opinions are never a waste of time, no matter how short they are. And you're a manchild if you insist that I spend MY TIME fixing YOUR PROBLEMS for you.

>> No.30856685

>Claiming that "x story is bad/shit/good/great" is not a legitimate criticism is nonsense.
No, it is not, because you aren't actually offering any criticism, just your opinion on the work!

>> No.30856704


Except this isn't the real world, this is our thread, and we can decide how things work, and we've decided retards like you have no place here.

>> No.30856707


Opinions are inextricably criticism.

>> No.30856732

Then why the hell are you bothering to give a shit moron?

They are when you are only doing it to inflame tempers and generally make a bitch out of yourself...

>> No.30856744

It's not their, problem, it's yours. They write for their own amusement, whereas you're upset that they don't write to your satisfaction. You want to read better stuff, you start telling them what exactly you want better.

>> No.30856746


Anons saying things are shit is always a waste of time. Without a reason why its shit or knowledge of the critic, they mean absolutely nothing of value.

>> No.30856767


>our thread

This is 4chan. You do not own a damn thing here, this is not your thread, this is the board's thread.

>> No.30856791
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Here's a handy guide to making constructive criticisms. Contrary to popular belief, the writers do not have psychic powers and cannot identify exactly what's wrong with their work when you say it's shit.

>> No.30856802


You're already spending your time bitching about things, why not spend it trying to improve people's work?

>> No.30856803


That's not how this works. I offer my criticism on a work, however short it may be. It's not my problem if the writer doesn't understand why they suck.

>> No.30856804

Indeed, if you want better shit, write it yourself!

This is a fucking hobby, not the damn Pulitzer Prize Award committee...

>> No.30856814

>You do not own a damn thing here
Neither do you, meaning you have no right to bitch when someone fucks "your" waifu. 4chan giveth, 4chan taketh away.

>> No.30856819


So you admit that your contributions just shit up the thread. Well then, only thing left to say is fuck off.

>> No.30856830

You don't own Macha so you don't get to decide what happens in her noncanon fanfictions on the internet. Just leave.

>> No.30856839


I've fucking tried. Has anyone listened? No. This thread is just a fucking mess of circlejerking, especially with trash like God Emperor of Mankind's stuff getting constantly praised despite being the most cliche, unimaginative bullshit with a godawful writing style.

>> No.30856874

Your tears are delicious, the damage has been done, hundreds of horny neckbeards have already fapped to those fapfics that detest you so much.

Cry more if you wish, we have already won.

>> No.30856895


You've yet to say anything constructive. Its shit is not acceptable criticism, it means nothing.

>> No.30856897

Then go away. Go find a thread that better suits you and leave this one alone. You've added nothing of value to this thread and you will not be missed.

>> No.30856911

But you'd have to offer legitimate criticism, all you've basically done is whine about how some two-dimensional face from an RTS has been written in a way that doesn't fit your head canon...

Ok mister hipster, we will magically make our shit fit into your magical realm from now on, happy?

>> No.30856933

And report.

>> No.30856971


Dude, the thread's already in autosage. There's no reason to report him - besides, it's an on-topic discussion.

>> No.30856992


No, this is the wrong thing to do. Disagreeing with you is not a violation of the rules.

>> No.30857000

It's not the quality of the writing that makes a writer be praised in the /wst/, it's the quantity of the writing and the popularity of the fetishes hit upon.

>> No.30857030

Saying "it's shit" is not discussion, neither is ranting about everything being a circlejerk for disagreeing with you. And while this thread is in autosage, shitposting is still shitposting all the same.

>> No.30857046

Quick everyone, get mad about written smut.

>> No.30857049

>>>b...but complaining IS criticism!

Somebody has spent more time on /v/ than is possibly healthy for them. Go read a professional book review or film critique, and count how many times professional critics just go "it's shit because I say it is".



Starts from the linked post. Do I really have to give step-by-step instructions on how to make a proper criticism? Because I am seriously considering doing that now, since apparently everyone ignored the guides in the list.

>> No.30857070

You haven't tried at all, you're just whining and refusing to listen to our suggestions on how to solve this. I'm really getting tired of this, we had the exact same discussion last week. Was that you as well? Are you going to keep complaining til someone finally sucks your balls?

>> No.30857084


I'm not that guy.

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I'm trying my hardest but I'm too mellowed out.

>> No.30857114

>Somebody has spent more time on /v/ than is possibly healthy for them
Even /v/ knows you need to have a valid reason for calling something shit, they just usually distill all criticisms down into easily repeated buzzphrases

>> No.30857133

>same person
I'm the guy who started the whole thing, but I haven't posted in this thread since >>30856069

>> No.30857167


Better example is /a/, probably.

>> No.30857204


I'd say both /a/ and /v/ have significant problems understanding how to criticize things. Hell, the entirely of 4chan has significant problems with the concept. /a/ are more pretentious about it though, so that's a problem.

>> No.30857230


I'm watching Aliens right now. It's genuinely impossible for me to get mad about anything at the moment.

>> No.30857232


>> No.30857255

Be glad that I'm writing up a "criticism for dummies" guide then. I'll be certain to link it to the OP- god knows we need it.

>> No.30857347

Smut Thread Official Criticism Form (answer all that apply)

>I personally like/dislike this story because:

>The objectively good things about this story are:

>The objective problems with this story are:

>The characters of this story are good/bad because:

>The plot of this story is good/bad because:

>The sex scenes in this story are good/bad because:

>I would like to see more/less of:

>I would personally rate the story, from 1 (unreadable) to 5 (incredible):

>> No.30857382


Oh, forgot the

>I like/dislike the author's writing style because:

>> No.30857449

You. I like you. This is going into the guide for sure.

>> No.30857539

Simple stuff. Criticism done right will make the author better. Shit, following this format even makes it hard to be a shitty critic. Not impossible, but harder

>> No.30857588

Speak of the devil.

>> No.30857614


Yea, I really like this. Looks like a good thing to keep in the masterlist.

>> No.30857629

Why not just make more links to be posted, like they do in /qtg/?

>> No.30857678

hit me with it

>> No.30857705

I want summa dis.

>> No.30857777

Easily done. Here it is- perhaps including this in the OP will get the point across.


>> No.30858454

new thread?

>> No.30858493

Ride it til it dies.

>> No.30858739

You sure? A height-challenged gal?

>> No.30858881

there it goes

>> No.30859173

Inspired by the 'Do Tech-Priests reproduce?' thing where the Emprah calls for Sister sof Battle to take care of his morning stiffy.

Emprah on a throne/chair/whatever. leaning back as a SoB rides him. All around are other SoBs waiting their turn. Maybe have one well serviced SoB wobbling away while a tech-priest says "NEXT!"

>> No.30859255

I need to keep working, but I can't bring myself to sit down and write a thing.

>> No.30859326


Kill your internet connection.

>> No.30859411

Also quit out of steam, and have only writing-related things, along with your writing/working/creative music playlist prepared

>> No.30859420

>Look at Taldeer

I wouldn't mind. But what do you mean?

>> No.30859520

>whining noise

I'll try

>> No.30859571

Before LCB she was just a generic farseer, who quite literally had the same model (and voice actress, in the case of DC) as Macha.

>> No.30859666

next thread up


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