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All word and pixel /tg/-related lewdness is welcome here, so long as the rules are followed. Writefags, consider pastebin/1d4chan rather than dumping for long stories. Drawfags with uncensored pictures need to host their images offsite and link to them. For those of you visiting from other boards, err on the side of censorbars and spoilers if you're hesitant.

The writefags especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It's easy and the writefags will love you for it.

In any case, enjoy! Remember to play nice and that all contributions and requests are welcome!

>> No.30740248

DISCLAIMER: While these threads are quite tolerant of many different forms of /d/eviancy, you can't just assume that everyone will automatically share your kinks. There's nothing explicitly preventing you from talking about your fetishes, but if someone has one that you dislike, please do not derail the thread with a flamewar- there's plenty of smut for everybody here.

Master smut list:
(/a/'s monstergirl fic collection is in here too.)

>> No.30740383

I've always wondered... does Lewd draw the naughty bits on the images he censors, or does he leave them Barbie-fied?
He's given us several complete, uncensored images, to our eternal gratitude, but what about the lost ones...

>> No.30740479

Let's get a roll call done.
Who's around?

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>> No.30740587


I am.

>> No.30740634

I'm here, back to writing.

>> No.30740662

So did someone write/draw that Shadowrun Returns porn we talked about the other that? Seems like there was a couple of people who said they were going to write Glory and/or Eiger stuff. Also there is no quality Shadowrun porn despite the game being over two decades old.

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>> No.30740699

I'm here! If anyone remembers, I'm the elf pic poster from last thread.

>> No.30740726

*other day. Fuck you, cellphone.

>> No.30740738
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Does anyone else have a women in uniform fetish?
I'd love to see a story with prim and proper officer ladies in it.
(mid to late 1800s had the best uniforms. Other than the Nazis, of course.)

>> No.30740749


Watch Last Exile.

>> No.30740766

(Mid to late 1800s doesn't include the Nazis)

But still, I see your point.

>> No.30740785 [DELETED] 

no fucking possible way this is blue board worthy material about traditional games

fuck off pornshit

>> No.30740788

Guy struggling to write the first installment of Littlest Nymph.

>> No.30740805

I don't think you get what I meant. I was saying the Nazis, for all their other faults, had some of the best looking uniforms in world history. The rest of the best came from the 1800s, imho.
I shouldn't have mentioned them, though. Stupid of me, really.

>> No.30740834

Anything you need help with?
Did you go for the origin story, or something later?

>> No.30740835

Newfag here wondering what a kinda mediocre drawfag can do in these threads.

>> No.30740846

You're not very good at reading.

>> No.30740854 [DELETED] 

>stop liking what i dont like

please point to the bit of this which, posted ON THIS BOARD, is not suitable?

Oh wait

you can't

>> No.30740856

draw smut mostly

>> No.30740862
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>Does anyone else have a women in uniform fetish?
Suits is good too.

>> No.30740868

Draw smut, obviously.

Sorry, bad joke. What kind of stuff do you draw? Do you prefer fantasy or sci-fi? Do you like certain settings?

I'd love to see an image of a female human-sized lady licking honey off a pixie while holding her by the wings.

>> No.30740885

It was ambiguous enough. It could have been read as that rather than saying that the Nazis had good uniforms and could be placed with the 1800s uniforms, he could be saying that the Nazi uniforms were bad, but part of the 1800s uniforms category. Easy mistake.

>> No.30740957

Im doing something in medias res later in her life.

>> No.30740980

> easy mistake

Not really, it was pretty clear. Pretty sure you're just simply dumb, that's all.

>> No.30740991

Neat. I eagerly await it's completion.

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Remember, this thread is only as good as you make it.

>> No.30741024

Yeah. But >>30740862 is my primary fetish.

>> No.30741029

>Easy mistake
Indeed. Isn't the English language wonderful?

>> No.30741053

Let's just leave it as an example of depending on how statements are written, they might be interpreted differently.

Still, back on subject, uniforms can be very hawt.

>> No.30741056

Anyone up for writing a lesbian fic where a military officer seduces, or allows herself to be seduced by a suit wearing diplomat in order to secure funding for the military?

>> No.30741090

Oh my. Ooooh my.

>> No.30741113

I'll... keep that in mind for the future right now. Still busy with the doctor doing naughty experiment with a soldier in a laboratory.
Which I'd say is close enough right now.

If I didn't want to keep the commander ambiguous I'd say that would be an excellent XCom story if anything.

>> No.30741121
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I think I can try...should I just sort of make up a universe, or is there a specific one anyone would like?

>> No.30741155

I'm sensing a new Smut Challenge a-brewing...

>> No.30741182


Figured we'd wait until the thread picks up a bit. We've only gotten one story out of this weekend.

>> No.30741211

I'd love to see what you can come up with.

>> No.30741218

Lots of nice art, though.

>> No.30741242


Write faggotry is more fappable though.

>> No.30741272

I am somewhat tempted to toss up two of my previous art requests again. Although none of them are particularly lewd though.

>> No.30741282

Do it.

>> No.30741295

Nigga what

Shoot son, I'm finishing the tattoo one because I find it cool

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>I'm finishing the tattoo one because I find it cool

>> No.30741313

>Nigga what

You heard me.

>> No.30741321

Issue I'm having is that I fear making Fernweh's character too set in stone. As the first writefag attempting this Im the one making most of her character. And I dont wanna fuck it up.

>> No.30741336

My stuff is kinda animey and I lean towards fantasy mostly. I've never actually drawn any smut, so I cant really promise anything either.
I'll continue to lurk and wait if something interesting and/or manageable pops up tho.

>> No.30741346

...so no Eiger/Glory porn was actually made after that thread, then? Aw, I was hoping the world would finally see decent Shadowrun porn.

>> No.30741373

You'll do fine, anon.

I really hate you right now.

>> No.30741394

Drawn stuff, no. I made two short writefaggotrys that should be in the master list though.

>> No.30741427

How about a female mercenary looking over a male prostitute to spend her hard earned coin on?
Perhaps sticking her hand down his pants?

>> No.30741432

Art ain't got shit on written smut.

>> No.30741451


True facts

>> No.30741497

Well I'll be fucked

Prolly because I can't understand written smut very well.

>> No.30741519

Be nice to the drawfriends. They work hard and do great stuff.

Personally I love when people illustrate stories.

>> No.30741535

I can go for either, depending on what mood I'm in. Though I admit I like to cycle through pics while fapping.

That's just their opinion, man. Don't feel discouraged.

>> No.30741582
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Alright then. I'll bite.

My first request is a female soldier with an athletic build, green eyes, dark tanned skin and black hair in a ponytail sitting down with a bunch of tentacles coming from a metal canister around her.
Alternative she's is getting fucked by some tentacles and enjoying it quite a bit.
(Actually drawing Dr Vahlen from XCom:EU next wearing only her labcoat is of course completely optional.)

My second request I posted in one of the threads last weekend of a scarred redhead woman with her hair in a long braid and with a cybernetic right arm and an eye patch over her left eye. She's wearing the Bible Black school uniform.

Also a perfect excuse to repost that picture for reference. Because holy shit is it boner inducing.

>> No.30741603

We had this exact same troll last thread. Report, ignore, etc.

Hey, you're here! We were worried about you, as sappy as it sounds.

I gave a bit of a crash course on how to make constructive criticism last thread, so hopefully you'll receive more feedback from now on. There are guides on how to do it in the master list now. (Spoiler alert: It isn't actually hard. People just tend to be lazy.)

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I don't know why, but I really like this picture. Some random 40k Hive Gang member, but...unf.

>> No.30741699

Been a bit busy.
A hospital was involved. Everyone's fine, though. Just a lot of waiting w/o computer access.

>> No.30741798

Trude's unique there since he's both a drawfag and a writefag. Lucky bastard...

Yikes. You can swap stories with Keys- he sliced his hand open at work a while back. I'm surprised he was still able to keep drawing without even using painkillers.

Apparently Beginner's not going to be able to make it for another month or so- family trouble on his end, we're told. He did manage to post the GnollxThri-Kreen fic, though- it should be up on the list, but here's a link just in case.

Funny thing was that Monster was going through similar shit as you were earlier, but everything's cleared up now and he should be getting back on track soon. Still leaves Edinbro unaccounted for, but with any luck he'll show up eventually.

Not A Warrior's Death (GnollxThri-Kreen): http://pastebin.com/RpcekThZ

>> No.30741816

I wonder if it'd be at all possible to make a master list of art/writing requests in these threads. As others have said before there are a lot more requests than there are people to fulfill them. Would such a thing even be possible? Would it even be desirable? Perhaps its more work than its worth.

>> No.30741848

I got a notepad that I look at whenever I'm bored and/or not sketching something.

>> No.30741870

Mask does too sometimes. They've been doing it this week instead of writing.

I'm glad everyone is fine

>> No.30741887

If we do, we'll have to get a separate archivist for it. The kind anon that runs the Master List has more than enough on his plate as it is.

Anyone up for it?

>> No.30741952

You have no idea. Look at the list, and make it at least four times as large as it is now. That's my most conservative estimate of how big a log of requests would be for the writefags alone.

The best alternative is for writefags to emulate Beginner, Cooked, Smutomancer, and some of the others and post backlogs so people can see who's working on what.

>> No.30742128


Why were the Bible Black uniforms so boner-inducing?

>> No.30742227

Hell if I know really. Don't even really like the original series that much anyway.

>> No.30742260

Can I suggest also that writers make lists of the kinds of things they like to write on their lists so that people know who to ask for things?

>> No.30742430


Are there more pictures of people in that uniform somewhere?

>> No.30742606

Google "Bible Black Cosplay"

>> No.30742652

you got good taste

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On cosplay sites in general I reckon. Maybe on DevArt. I've got a bunch of them on my machine but the one I posted is only the really good one the rest are kinda meh-ish.

I'm both surprised and relieved that I haven't seen any cosplay porn involving that uniform. Mostly because 9 times out of 10 it's a horrible lazy mess that is more boner reducing than inducing.

>> No.30743434

Got back from earlier, read thread. Made a queue thing for the pastebin to list current projects since that seems like a good idea and I took >>30742260 's advice and added a list of things I like so that people can ask me if they like stuff I like.


>> No.30743529

Desperate Idiot here. If you write about an AI in a feminine platform cuddling with an engineer on a space station I will love you forever. Not even joking. I will establish a small shrine in your honor in my room and light candles for you daily.

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>> No.30743661

Who plays Henric and who playes Alex? Just curious...

>> No.30743779
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>jokingly request gnoll X thri-kreen a few weeks ago
>didn't expect it to actually happen
oh my fucking god

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Now the best thing for me is that that character is based on my first Exalted character I played a couple of years ago and has remained dear to my heart ever since and that picture just encapsulates her just perfectly.
Much appreciated. :D

Might as well link some art of the character I got done when the campaign was still progressing.
(It should be noted she is mainly scowling because she doesn't want to be in a dress but she had to due to a wedding.)

>> No.30743951

I like that, will write it.

I write for/play Alex.

>> No.30744091

Is there a list of writing prompts anywhere? I used to use that d100 table of monster-girls and roll until I found something I liked. I enjoyed the semi-randomness of it.

>> No.30744115

It took a while, but Beginner got it done. Be sure to thank him whenever he gets back here.

>> No.30744135

Ill go get the candles fine sir. Do you want the alter to be strange or tasteful?


>> No.30744169

A list? There's tons of requests in any given thread, and simply announcing yourself as a potential writefag will generate even more of them.

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Things have been slow, and a lot of our better writers have been indisposed. The fact that the earlier two threads were plagued by trolls and people who think constructive criticism entails calling writers idiots for not adhering to the style you want them to did not help at all.

On the bright side, I discovered a way to activate an "absolute filter" of sorts so ND's posts (or any posts that are hidden) won't show up at all, even as just a name. I strongly suggest that anyone who's ever been tempted to reply to him follow the instructions in this pic.

>> No.30744408

I have to say, you two are an amazing pair. Keep up the excellent work, both of you.

To be honest, I am so jealous that you have someone you can do stuff like that with it's almost painful. You two have a truly special bond.

>> No.30744521

Can I second that request?

with maybe the pixie's hands and legs bound...

>> No.30744536

Mask mentioned last thread that they live together too- make of that what you will.

>> No.30744558

butt touching

>> No.30744618


No way man, they obviously pet each other on the head gently.

>> No.30744636

I could just see that coming.

Macha's cheek marks are technically facial tattoos, right? I'd like to see what your rendition of our favorite Farseer would look like.

>> No.30744692

Yeah I supposed I'd have to do that at one point

Just gotta stop going autistic on the tattoo request I had.

Whenever I like an idea too much, I just overwork it and it becomes a 4h + sketch with details and shit.

>> No.30744706

I'm intensely fearful of sex because of social anxiety and self-esteem issues. I hyperventilate in situations that involve discussions about my body or my sexual experience. Wat do.

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WIP insofar as I'll flesh out the intro some and do more editing. Involves a kind (and until recently, blind) girl being deflowered and impregnated by a being of pure evil.




>> No.30744769

All that means is that the end product will be even better. Besides, Slaanesh always did approve of perfectionism.

We don't do therapy here.

>> No.30744785

But /adv/ is horrible.

>> No.30744821

We are the smut thread, not your therapist.

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>> No.30744949

Is that not smutty?

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>> No.30745067

Not really, no. Not even slightly boner-inducing.

>> No.30745206

And with your hand the way it is... ouch.

>> No.30745337

very nice, thank you

>> No.30745405

When is the lofn thing going to be finished

>> No.30745438


Gonna be a while, sorry. I assume you're referring to the masturbation exploration story with Lofn peeping on Macha and then trying it out herself.

>> No.30745475

so, is this the actual story from trudetude's campaign? Or a story you wrote after being inspired by the images?

>> No.30745527

Neither. Trude's the one who's actually writing it.

>> No.30745705

I'm interested in that one too.

>> No.30745971
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I can't help but feel sorry for everything we've put this poor kid through though...

>> No.30746038
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Am done with this.

Goddamnit it looks odd for some reason.
Someone help me find out what's wrong.

>> No.30746040

It could be worse.
She could be Alex or Ishana or any character in anything Xiombarg has done.

>> No.30746211

I think it's coming along great!

The only thing I can see is that the girl's mouth seems a tad bit too big and her left eye (the one to our right) could be a bit larger. Maybe.
Oh, the girl's legs seem a bit long. In a human, the a body is usually about 6 of their own head tall. Eldar are probably longer, but with her legs she's something like 8 heads tall. It makes her feet be bigger than her head.

The legs look great and her upper body looks great, but together the proportion seems a bit off.

Also, someone should be sucken' on dem titties. They're fucking made for it.

>> No.30746225

I think its the far eyes. They look to far apart and to small comapred with the eyes in teh foreground.

>> No.30746254
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vury noice

>> No.30746369


Shit yeah, even normally I fuck these up, with the retard hand 2k14 I'll take some more zoomin'

Also forgot to say that anyone who spots the 3 eldar symbols and finds their definition gets +1 to observation.
Also odd that nobody ever mentioned how my woms always have short hair. Seems to have gone under the radar over here.

>> No.30746446

Necks are too long
Chick's shoulders are too slopped
Chick's left arm is longer than her right arm
left nipple's too low
Kid's hands are too small
And yeah the far eye thing too.

>> No.30746625

Well, I'm calling it a night. Take it easy, my friends.

>> No.30746659

Tags: Human man x Robot-bodied feminine computer, cuddling

It's short because cuddles are more straightforward than sex. But if I think of something more later I'll go in and add more to it.

>> No.30746673

>Be me
>Have been trying to write smut fic to contribute for months now.
>Can only write a few lines at a time cause I keep having to stop to fap

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>> No.30746878

Whatever the case is, Ripper looks like it's having the time of its life. I can only assume it's milking the whole "not needing to do what the Hive Mind tells it to" thing for all it's worth.

I'm sure you can put in the sex later as long as you can keep that dynamic going. But for now what you have is very nice.

Smut writing is like dealing drugs- never sample the merchandise.

>> No.30746926

>Smut writing is like dealing drugs- never sample the merchandise.
sometimes I write stuff just for me, then I don't look at it for months and when I come back to it it's like a present because I forgot.

>> No.30746996

...Oh. Heh heh, That never happens to me. Ha, to think, fapping to a...in the middle of writing....

If I can be critiquing? I like it overall - I especially love the Eldar symbols (I can see them, but can't describe them - only one I can ever remember is the Sword of Asyuran and the Anvil of Vaul, and I don't think either of them are there). The color (unique, interesting, you can look at it without your eyes burning out), clothing/armor (the stitches and other little details, the way that there's sort of a tabard and then a bit of a robe thing around the back for the older girl, how the locations of the red and brass and black all stay in the same locations for both), and honestly the hair (Isha, I love that hair, it looks surprisingly realistic. It's like it's falling correctly, and I'm even getting a sense of the individual hairs towards the ends) are all creative.

But the kid looks high.

What do I mean? I'm not really sure what expression you're going for with the kid, but I'd guess excited. But her eyes are half closed, so she doesn't look very alert to me, and even though her mouth open probably twice as wide as the older girl, you can't see any of her teeth. She looks like she's high. Or really tired and she's yawning.

If I've misunderstood what you're going for at all, ignore this, but I am hoping that I've helped.

>> No.30747096

The answer to the kid is simple:
I suck at drawing expressions.
And I suck even harder at drawing kids.

But I gotta learn.
I appreciate all the critique I'm getting, It's rare for people to tell me details or shit I've missed or done plain wrong. When you stare at the same sketch for 2+ hours, you start to mess shit up.

I'll fix it.

>> No.30747120

I think I got them.

Right shoulder- Striking Scorpion
Near the collarbone- Howling Banshee
Left breast- I can't seem to identify this one. Anyone else think they can do so?

>> No.30747128

>Can't get any work done because i keep on fapping
I know your pain brother.

>> No.30747196

What about the angry face looking thing on the right breast?

Captcha: tiverbat CHAPTER

Sounds like an interesting Space Marine Chapter, Captcha.

>> No.30747245

I don't think that one's a rune, but I might just be looking at it wrong.

>> No.30747518

No, innocense lost

>> No.30747536


Goddamit Urs, that's not how you use an anvil.

>> No.30747558

Right so I started fixing it.
Still need much work and I need to redo the color, so not tonight because I'm falling over my keyboard from exhaustion.

Last rune was Ranger on the right breast [from character Pov]

That'll be all for tonight I think, I'll gather whatever critique you have of the fixed version, store it in the notepad and fix it this week to make it clean and all.

I also got Cooked's request in there so maybe I'll do something proper for next week. Maybe, as always I promise nothing.

>> No.30747700

That was abandoned a while ago.

>> No.30747712

Is the kid's right eyebrow supposed to be raised?

Aside from that, already lookin' better.

>> No.30747717


>Also, someone should be sucken' on dem titties. They're fucking made for it.

>> No.30748185

Nymph guy here.
Any tips on how to make a character more likable?
As is, Fernweh is seeming like a magical airhead without flaws.

>> No.30748291


Make her have an extremely short attention span, so she completely forgets former lovers within a few days. Also, make her obsessed with material things, and somewhat vapid, like a child.

>> No.30748353

At this point are we just making slutty fantasy Xeno?

>> No.30748458


>> No.30749309

Who's "we"? It's not even what the template says she should be like.

>Teenage Fernweh would be more used to the outside world and would be consequently less bubbly and trusting. I imagine her being a bit like Aisling from "The Secret of Kells" at this point: somewhat cautious of getting close to a stranger, but becoming a lifelong friend once she gets to know them.

>> No.30750904

Wrapping up so soon? Oh well, we were rather slow this week anyway.

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>Hot Dwarf

Is, is it okay to post dwarf porn?

>> No.30751023 [DELETED] 

I think you confused dwarf porn with porn FOR dwarves.

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I'm sorry, poorly worded.

But I really thin this fits best in the smut thread.

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Prepare your anus dwarves

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>Watching filthy bigfolk try to forge

Disgusting. Unless you're into dorfcuck?

>> No.30751126

>'waaah!' sound effect
Am I the only one who is reminded of crying baby noises?

>> No.30751176 [DELETED] 

>Watching filthy bigfolk try to forge
>Disgusting. Unless you're into dorfcuck?
Nah, this is like pedophilia for dwarves (a human smitting, he has only be smitting for 10 years! (the dwarven audience has typically been smitting for 200+ years))

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OPs pic is not entirely accurate.

>> No.30751502 [DELETED] 

Augh, he's doing it all wrong! He's so... bad, so... NAUGHTY.

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>> No.30752325

Has she just met her "partner" in your story or have they been together for awhile?
If they already have a friendship, make her very enthusiastic about simply being with him. Have her subtly get him to talk about himself, his hopes and dreams and such. Maybe have her use her powers a little to make garlands of flowers for him. You know, old fashioned, "I'm in love" kind of stuff.

If they've just met, have her be incredibly suspicious about his actions, but just as easily convinced that what he does is innocent.
Or just have them play "tag." She's very good at not getting tagged (having grown up playfully running away from satyrs). When he fails to catch her, she thinks he's not trying hard enough, or thinks his inability to catch her is cute so she fakes a fall or something, making it incredibly obvious she's getting caught on purpose.

>> No.30752354

Those don't really make her seem like less of an airhead.

>> No.30752375

Still make her more loveable, though.

>> No.30752501

Well, it's hard to know what to advise without knowing the scenario and the chosen setting.

Perhaps you could have her partner get injured slightly and have her become overly concerned about it. Generally, she can't really be hurt the same way humans can, so wouldn't really understand the severity of an injury. If blood is drawn, she may freak out a little bit and run to go get bandages and have him lie down and feel his forehead for fever and get him some water and so forth.
He would probably be resistant at first, knowing the scrape is harmless, but eventually go along with it because the attention is nice and she's cute when acting the nurse, and probably wouldn't believe he's fine anyway.
Fortunately, her kisses really DO make it better (though she may not know that initially).

>> No.30752582


Child-like idiots are not lovable, they're annoying wastes of time that you can't have a serious relationship with.

>> No.30752624


Sounds like she has no self-interests and thinks only of him. Kind of boring, really.

>> No.30753115

Again, it's hard to know what to advise without more detail. Who is the person she's interested in? What is he like?
Is she knew to the area and using him to find out details about the region?
Is he a well seasoned traveler and she likes listening to and exchanging stories with?
Is he fascinated with her magical nature and she answers his questions, flattered by the attention?
Is he teaching her to dance in a new style?
What season is it? Is it winter, a time when she complains about the cold and tries to jump his bone at inopportune times to stay warm and healthy?
How long has it been since she's been with someone? Is she desperate, or flirty?
Does she like to listen to him talk about what humans think of nature, cheerfully telling him what he's getting wrong?

>> No.30754087
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Neither is yours.

>> No.30755279 [DELETED] 

NO NO NO NO NO! I know where you got that, and it's despicable.

>> No.30755293

Well clearly you're all wrong and they're all smooth as marble down there and they breed by growing out of pure rock.

>> No.30755321

>Now you know why they alw(...).pngNow you know why they always wield axes and warhammers as big as themselves.png

>> No.30755425

After taking a break to do dissertation/interview-related stuff, I've settled on something. I'll be working this week on an erotic poem involving a neo-Corvus, set to stanzas with five lines of trochaic octameter and a sixth short line of seven beats.

This coming weekend I'll preview the first stanza or two, since this shit seems to go slower when you're forcing a meter.

>> No.30755440

I understood the word break

and then I had to translate the rest.


>> No.30755461

I admit I got somewhat lost after the five stanzas.

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I hate writing poetry within meter. It's such a huge pain in the ass. But I also hate poetry without meter, because then it's just Onanistic garbage.

Poetry is super hard you guys.

>> No.30755535

It's actually fairly simple. "The Raven" followed a pattern of eight trochaic [STRESS/soft] feet per line, for five lines, with one short line at the end consisting of seven beats [X/x/X/x/X/x/X]. The whole poem is also noted for its use of internal rhyme and alliteration. Since I got a request for a fic a while back involving a neo-Corvid, an uplifted raven from Eclipse Phase, I decided to mimic The Raven, but from the perspective of the "Raven" itself: in this case, a neo-Corvid named Athena.

Which is why this smut will be slow in coming.

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I don't want to remember the dumb "poetry" I wrote when I was younger.
And now I hate you for making me remember the dumb "poetry" I wrote when I was younger and still have lying around in a folder somewhere.

>> No.30755701

Hey, on the bright side at least you're back. For a while some of us thought you were dead or something. Of course, I hear that dealing with dissertations can certainly make you wishyou were dead.

>> No.30755735

Yeah, it's a lot of hoop-jumping for people who for the most part aren't actually interested in what you're doing.

But hey, I'm alive, and I even have a few days' respite.

>> No.30755788

Oi, the OP image was deleted. I guess we need to be more discrete in the future.

Glad to have you back Edinbro. I look forward to your smutty poem.

>> No.30755807

That's weird. Maybe the censorbar was too suggestive.

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>> No.30756469

I'm kinda new to /tg/ and I have an idea for a fic, but I need to know about a type of Dragon that's the roughly the size of a human, because I think giant stuff is icky.

>> No.30756499


Most dragons have the magic required to change their size at will, either smaller or larger.

>> No.30756572

Go with what >>30756499 said.
Have it start with a big 'ole dragon, much to the nervousness and fear of their partner, only for them to shrink down to a safe size when the time comes.
Then the dragon would say something like, "Wait, you were going to let me do you full size? You humans are crazy."

>> No.30756573

Why not just make it dragon on giantess action. Tall girls need love too, plus you get to make it awkward when the adventuring party comes to slay the dragon just to see him railing a giantess.

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>> No.30756607

Stealing a punchline from oglaf always just looks dumb.

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Depending on the setting you can have all kinds of dragonborn, pseudodragons, dragonlings, drakes, even Kobolds to fit that description.
Anyway, take Dunkelzahn. Dunkelzahn is always the right choice and a good deal.
Otherwise, Dragons are often extremely powerful magical creatures. Size does not matter much.

>> No.30756637

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to realize that.

...might steal this idea sometime in the future.

>> No.30756668

Size change makes me feel uncomfortable.


>> No.30756693

You cannot steal what is offered willingly.
Also I generally oppose the notion of ideas as property.
Technology and mechanisms, good and well. Finished products and registered brand names have a point.
But ideas and words are nobody's property.
I'm looking at a certain company going anal over a generic term for galactic infantry.

>> No.30756735

What is the scenario?
You could have the dragon be a pygmy of some sort. Something along the lines of the Wizard of Oz: he or she pretends to be a big bad dragon, possibly even having a fake big dragon body made of magic and ropes and pulleys and such, using cave echoes to sound larger, but is really just a lil' thing. Well, still human sized, but tiny compared to a regular dragon.

Maybe this gives the dragon a Napoleon Complex?

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If there is one thing I've always kinda liked from World of Warcraft (other than Draenei) it's their depictions of their major dragons in humanoid form with that perfect mix of human (well okay mostly elven) and draconic elements.
Could always go for something like that as well.
Or something like in the posted image, even if you could say that falls under the older definiton of dragonborn or half-dragon.

At some point I really should just make a lewd continuation of this story, http://pastebin.com/20GsrTgp

>> No.30756976 [DELETED] 

explain please

>> No.30756990

very cute

A dragon president? I am down with that

>> No.30757008

I'm not wanting to focus on size. Basically my idea is a Soldier from a Mercenary band is sent to steal from a Dragons keep due to a lack of funds. He tries sneaking through but is captured by the Dragon. The Dragon is a woman, and is fascinated by civilized culture, especially the passionate lovemaking they perform. She gives him a proposition that if he has sex with her, he'll get to leave and keep as much treasure as he can carry.

>> No.30757187 [DELETED] 

That's from a video wherein a young man melts down a M1911 his father or grandfather brought back from war. He destroys an heirloom that meant a lot to his forebear, simply for "art". I'm a visiting /k/ommando, and I can't handle it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFX3JBYsIg

>> No.30757219 [DELETED] 


It's just a gun.

>> No.30757288 [DELETED] 


Oh calm the fuck down.

>> No.30757289 [DELETED] 

I'm a gun guy, so it would annoy me either way, but seeing as it is something that his father brought back from war, it means quite a bit more. It potentially save the father's life, and this guy just melts it down. That bothers me. Additionally, I really like 1911s, to destroying one makes me angry in addition to the other problems. (Side note, I apologize for invading this wonderful smut thread with my whinging)

>> No.30757316 [DELETED] 


Stop acting like nostalgia and family remembrance is somehow more valuable than artistic expression. They're both insubstantial things whose value comes entirely from the beholder, and this beholder valued art more. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.30757338 [DELETED] 


Why am I not surprised to see degenerate foolishness in a smut thread?

>> No.30757353 [DELETED] 

Personal meaning > "artistry"

>> No.30757362 [DELETED] 

Quick everyone, get mad over the internet

>> No.30757376 [DELETED] 


Its all emotion, and to declare one emotion universally more valuable than others is sheer idiocy.


Its not your gun, its his gun. There was clearly no significant personal meaning. Nor should there necessarily be.

>> No.30757386 [DELETED] 

But it belonged to someone before him.

>> No.30757390 [DELETED] 


What does this even mean?

>> No.30757399 [DELETED] 

Oooh boy...

>> No.30757405 [DELETED] 

Maybe he finds it fitting to turn the deadly weapon of yore without any use anymore into a work of art to please generations to come, possible failure in doing so, notwithstanding.

>> No.30757421 [DELETED] 


Someone dead. I for one don't particularly value the feelings of dead people. I very much hope you don't either.

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I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to let loose a torrent of bullshit into this thread. Please, go back to smut! Please!

>> No.30757468 [DELETED] 
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>Not having respect for things cherished by loved ones

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It happens to the best of us.

>> No.30757500 [DELETED] 


I respect them because they taught me why they cherish them and I supported their reason. If my dad cherished a shotgun because he thought the Mexicans were going to overrun the border one day and he'd need to hold them back, I'd trash that thing the moment it came into my possession. Blood relation is not a substitute for compromising your own values.

>> No.30757501 [DELETED] 


>implying that gun was cherished
>implying most soldiers cherish their sidearms
>implying using that gun in a work of art isn't having respect for it

>> No.30757651 [DELETED] 


Ahh, so your love is shifty and conditional. Good to know that you do not have the ability to respectfully disagree with someone while honoring their memory.


There's a difference between turning swords to plowshares, and pretentious art projects. It's one white mana.

>> No.30757694 [DELETED] 


>Good to know that you do not have the ability to respectfully disagree with someone while honoring their memory.

What is the point of honoring a memory if I don't value it? Maybe I don't want to remember my dad as a massive racist. Hell, why do you care? You do realize these people are dead and don't give a shit, right?

>> No.30757721 [DELETED] 

Comparing an antique sidearm from military service to a shotgun owned by a racist and unreasonable father is sort of not at all similar.

>> No.30757744 [DELETED] 


How the fuck do you know? You have no idea what his father was like. You have no idea what memories that pistol brought with it. Hell, if the only memory associated with it was WWII, that is reason enough to destroy it.

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>> No.30757759 [DELETED] 


Yes, forget history. Burn and melt it away. Always forget, always forget.

>> No.30757804 [DELETED] 

You don't need to think war is a good thing to think it's silly to want to forget it completely.

>> No.30757814 [DELETED] 


Do you not know what we're discussing here? The gun is not gone, just destroyed. He's not removing the memory at all.

>> No.30757840 [DELETED] 

Some people value the possession just as much as the memory. That's no less important.

>> No.30757858 [DELETED] 


And who gives a shit about those people? We're talking about one man here, and how he's decided to deal with the possession. You've somehow decided that what he did was wrong, and you haven't explained why, just that its not something you would have done. I'm just trying to get you to understand that we're not all you.

>> No.30757864 [DELETED] 

wow, what a megafaggot.
stupid message, and his art is total shit too

... and the guy tours schools and spews his shit at children too? why the fuck is he allowed to do that?

>> No.30757885

ha, awesome

>> No.30757897 [DELETED] 


And not all of the people who believe this guy is a complete faggot are the same person. But do go on and tell us how destroying the items your loved ones held onto for decades because you cannot control your own pre-programmed associations is alright.

>> No.30757916 [DELETED] 

Because it wasn't his. I don't care what people do with their own possessions. I'm not even into guns or anything. But if someone gave me something I thought was silly or worthless I wouldn't throw it out or try to make art from it because I have too much respect for their intentions and, even if they're dead, their memory. At the very least historical importance, in this case.

Not everyone is like me: you're an asshole.

>> No.30757951 [DELETED] 


How is it not alright? Those items have absolutely no value outside of what they mean to you. I guess your viewpoint makes sense if you think the dead give a shit. Do you?

>> No.30757973 [DELETED] 

It's not about "the dead" or how much they "give a shit."

It's about what a person does with the items that they're left that reveals something about their character.

>> No.30757988 [DELETED] 


How is it not his? He inherited it. Legally, physically, in every sense of the word it has become his.

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SO......anyone do any hydra, multi-head smut?

>> No.30758007 [DELETED] 


And in this case part of his character was he wanted his dad's old gun used for something instead of just sitting around collecting dust. What a horrible character flaw.

>> No.30758017 [DELETED] 

The important part was that it belonged to someone before him.

>> No.30758022 [DELETED] 


That's not important at all.

>> No.30758045 [DELETED] 


How is that important at all? Its entire value is emotional at this point, and that is only relative to how he feels about it.

>> No.30758048 [DELETED] 

That he valued his own perceived artistic talent more than the memory of his (grand)father/the historical importance of a world war?


>> No.30758065 [DELETED] 


No, it was melting down the weapon of a soldier to express pacifism. Which co-opts the memory of the father. A man who has gone through war, the mind numbing deadly tedium of marching, fighting, surviving . . . And then decided to take a symbol of his service and convert it to a symbol of peace or death? Fine.

This guy is just a cunt who wanted to be popular for a night.

>> No.30758071 [DELETED] 


He valued the impact his work of art would have over the impact the gun would have. You'd be hard pressed to argue that he was wrong about which would have a greater impact.

>> No.30758077

man, just think of all the heavy petting and cuddling you could do...

>> No.30758089 [DELETED] 


>This guy is just a cunt who wanted to be popular for a night.

Holy shit you're a judgmental prick. Fuck off, just because you don't like someone's actions doesn't mean you can just baselessly second guess their actions.

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>> No.30758096 [DELETED] 

does not make him any less of a cunt who deserves to lose both his legs under a bus

>> No.30758098 [DELETED] 

What's the impact of the piece been? That's not an accusatory statement, by the way.

>> No.30758114 [DELETED] 


Its toured around quite a lot. Odds are good someone liked it.

>> No.30758146 [DELETED] 


I'm sorry, the only cunt here is you. You are pretty much the worst kind of person, presuming to know better than others what to do with their emotions.

>> No.30758166 [DELETED] 


No, I can. The guy's expression throughout screams his attitude.

>Hipster attire
>Blank, apathetic stare
>That celebratory mindset after the destruction of the evil pointy-shooty-killy thing

>> No.30758200 [DELETED] 


All I'm getting from this is you disagree with him and thus must demonize him lest it upset your delicate mindset that everyone who doesn't think like you is a horrible person.

>> No.30758207

In that case, why not have it be a juvenile dragon? That would also help explain why she's so interested in humans: she grew up reading about them and, now that she's on her own, wants to explore that shit in person.

>> No.30758218 [DELETED] 

I'll defend him here by saying it's not cunty to make assumptions on someone's character based on what they do with what they're given. If someone doesn't agree with those actions because they have a different set of values that doesn't make them a cunt.


>> No.30758242

in dragon or bullshit polymorph human form?

>> No.30758255

It's a bit scaly for my tastes. I would assume that it's not soft to the touch. I think I'd prefer fluffy tails.

>> No.30758258 [DELETED] 

I think that his actions are all the demonization that's needed in order for him to be a disagreeable person in that anon's eyes. His further attitude and appearance only reinforce that assumption, not create it.

>> No.30758298 [DELETED] 

Not that anon, but your exact words apply to you with your usage of them.

Now fuck off and stop shitting up the WEEKEND SMUT THREAD.

>> No.30758320 [DELETED] 

B-But it's Monday...

>> No.30758346
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to each their own

I just get off on imagining all the sweet nothings that she'd whisper in my ear while she's coiled around me possesively

>> No.30758352

Nymph guy back. Thanks for the feedback guys, that should help.

>> No.30758357 [DELETED] 


Insulting someone solely because they disagree with you makes you a cunt. No exceptions.

>> No.30758381 [DELETED] 


I can understand not liking the message and hating him for that, however to assume he's somehow disingenuous simply because he disagrees with you and you don't like his clothes is wrong.

>> No.30758407 [DELETED] 

You're misunderstanding me. I'm not insulting him because he doesn't agree with me, I'm insulting him because he's acting like a jerk.

>> No.30758426 [DELETED] 


As far as I can tell acting like a jerk to you means dressing in a way you don't like and acting on beliefs that aren't your own.

>> No.30758463

So, about them dragons railing giantesses. We need a premise to make it hapen

>> No.30758475 [DELETED] 

I didn't make that post.

Like I said, everything after the fact only reinforces it, if a little unfairly.

>> No.30758483 [DELETED] 


Well, if you insist on judging people like that, not much I can do about it. Oh well.

>> No.30758498

Giantess dragon slayer comes to save the kingdom, Dragon realizes he cant just eat her like the other heros who tried to slay him, seduces her into being his fuckbuddy?

>> No.30758544

They should both be separated from society. Red dragon tries to fight loner giantess wanderer for entering his territory, only for her to suggest a better way to spend their time, causing him to eventually get enamored with her and share his cave/hoard with her? That way we can still get that scene of the dragonslaying party walking in on them doing it.

>> No.30758558

Implying the giantess wouldnt be on top after she conquers the dragon

>> No.30758564

Oh thank heaven and hell.

Hmm, how about a a dragon that seeks his own lair inadvertedly moves into a Frost Giantess territory in the mountains and a hostile but later friendly relationship develops from that?
I picked frost giant because their females are the cutest really.

>> No.30758598

Could be a silver dragon in that scenario and that would make the story much sweeter overall than, say, a white dragon.

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Blue skin is sexy as hell, so I understand

>> No.30758720

Yeah White Dragons are a little bit too feral and evil for my tastes.
How about we change it to a slightly meek and shy young Silver Dragon who is looking to set up his own comfy lair up in the mountains away from everything else and then it turns out a Frost Giantess is his "next-door neighbour" so to speak and then we have a friendship and eventual romance spiralling out from that.

Well I guess we could say that but it's almost mostly because I haven't really seen any other female giant pictures other than the one with the human and the frost giantess.
Excluding that one though which I had forgotten about.

>> No.30758732


Now that's a fine idea

>> No.30758754

I imagine the silver dragon setting up his new home in the rock and ice and the frost giantess shows up with "welcome to the neighborhood" gift of a dead mammoth or something

>> No.30758772

I kinda liked the red idea up at >>30758544. As interesting as dragon /ss/ sounds, it should be two wild and passionate titans clashing together. Sexually clashing, that is.

Of course, either or even something else entirely works for me, but I'm just stating my preference.

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>> No.30758792

There actually is a story like that in the master list. A guy gets sucked off by a hydra (it's just called a dragon in the story, but it's certainly got enough heads to count as a Hydra) with an addiction to semen. I think it's called "I hate dragons", or something like that.

>> No.30758829

>I think it's called "I hate dragons", or something like that.
many chuckles were had over here at that title

>> No.30758833

Do frost giants have some kind of cold-aura?

Because if not, it could just as easily be a red dragon and a frost giant. Evil, but still susceptible to love.

>> No.30758844

Go figure, never played enough tabletop or CRPG D&D to really encounter giants.

>> No.30758865

No cold aura but they're immune to cold and vulnerable to fire.

Well the issue with a red dragon at least for me is that I can't see them easily living near a frost giant, those two are from very different climates.

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>> No.30758910

Red dragons traditionally go for mountaintop lairs, usually volcanic for theme. She could live the next mountain, or he could live near the caldera, where it's too hot.

>> No.30758928

I have a question: What is exactly hatesex and how does is differ from rape ?

>> No.30758972

Hatesex is where both people utterly loathe each other but both want to be fucking. The opposite of romantic "just got married" sex.

Rape and hatesex can overlap where the rapist is raping out of hatred for the victim who in turn probably hates him back, but for instance rape where the rapist was a crazy person madly in love with the confused and horrified victim would not be hatesex.

>> No.30758977

Hatesex has a measure of consent in it while rape doesn't. That is at least my view on it.
Hatesex is generally "We are so goddamn angry and pent up that we need to discharge somehow. Let's fuck!"

>> No.30758988

Ive always considered it to be when participants are consenting but dislike eachother, usually trying to assert their dominance or one-up eachother during the act

>> No.30759000

Hatesex is consensual.

>> No.30759015

>Hatesex is generally "We are so goddamn angry and pent up that we need to discharge somehow. Let's fuck!"
Yeah, there's a measure of catharsis to it for the participants I think.

I don't think the second part of what you said is a requirement for it though, just kind of a common thing paired with it.

>> No.30759022

Sex where the participants all consent, but happen to hate one another at the same time. Normally in a rapefic you have one individual taking advantage of another - with hatesex, you'd usually have mutual aggression, with each participant trying to dom the other.

>> No.30759039
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Can anybody here draw some blueberries in sweaters? I never knew how much /tg/ needed that until about 10 minutes ago. Any caste or every caste works for me.

>> No.30759058

So basically, violent and rough sex for both sides ?

>> No.30759061

Someone should really redraw this picture with the Ethereal being a fit and muscular but motherly ara ara~ type.

>> No.30759063

One could say that hatesex is, in some cases, the result of the phrase "Just fuck already!" whenever talking about two characters who snipe and jab at each other constantly.

>> No.30759064
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There's a modicum of respect with hate sex . You loath, despise or hate one aspect or aspects of a person, but for some reason something else about him or her hits all your buttons

>> No.30759083

This. Was going to add, it's generally more equitable.

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>> No.30759120

Why are these threads getting such great suggestions entirely relevant to my interests after the weekend is over?

>> No.30759138


People are seriously burning out, that's why.

>> No.30759171

Well this way people have the week to write them so you can get them next week.

I'm still hoping to get more suggestions relevant to my interests before this is done.

>> No.30759982

Does it need to be a Frost Giant?

>> No.30760214

I see no reason why it has to be.

>> No.30760255

Not really, I just said that because those are the only giants I specifically know how the females look and they're just the right size of giants for me.

>> No.30760524

I'm currently working on a story involving an Inquisitor and a Daemonette of Khorne. Be warned, though, one of the main things they do is cuddle.

I should have it ready next weekend. Anyone interested?

>> No.30760544

Count me in

>> No.30760581

I think people just wanted the blue.

>> No.30760606

oh hell yes

>> No.30760748
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>khornette cuddling
Oh fuck yes.
Someone needs to draw that, too.

>> No.30760944

very very interested

>> No.30761128

Normal dragon. No gay anthro shit

>> No.30761166

muh berber from another mother

>> No.30761203

Is anyone doing that prompt with the military officer lady allowing herself to be seduced by the suit-wearing government official/politician lady in order to secure funding for the military?

>> No.30761210

You know how Icemand and Maverick hate each other but then they're so damn good together? That's hatesex.

>> No.30761222

Good Idea...

>> No.30761596

Dwarf girls. Unf unf?

>> No.30761652

I thought dorf women looked like dorf men?

>> No.30761692


Please no.

>> No.30761755

I...I like Storm Giants.

>> No.30761826

Then you're perfectly okay to change that. I really won't judge and I'm glad people are interested in my ideas and suggestions if anything.

>> No.30761866

I'd like delve her depths or Moria and unleash the Balrog upon my people......if you know what I mean

>> No.30762022

>Syberia breathed the vapors in through her mouth and nose, even as she continued to speak the words of the litany, and the otherworldly scent caused her to slowly open her eyes, confused. She noticed the very subtle way everything seemed to changing. The warmth slowly crept over her body and caressed her sensitive, tanned skin through her clothes, creating that awkward, bubbly feeling in her chest like when Chastity had examined her.

>As she inhaled more and more of the vapors, she could feel the warmth penetrating her entire body and flowing through her from her core out to even her extremities. Butterflies fluttered in her stomach, causing her to stumble on the next word and have to correct herself. The more she breathed in, the harder it became to focus on the litany. It was like the atmosphere itself was trying to distract her.

>> No.30762093

>Storm Giants.

So their main body part is Massive, juicy,toned thunder thighs with underwear that was high riding so it emphasized the size of thighs in the 90's?

>> No.30762104

And then suddenly... she gets pinched on her butt!

Or something like that.

>> No.30762131

Aren't the Storm Giants the green ones with the sort of Greek theme? I like them because they're fairly civilized and nice, but aloof and sometimes can be evil or uncaring about the smaller races.

Though, lets be honest, with a little imagination, any race of giants can be sexy.

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>> No.30762274


High cut panties like those are my favorite.

>> No.30762277
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God, why did this perfection of pantie line height turn to g-string?

Seriously, this is why people love fundoshi panstu it's just the perfect height.

>> No.30762340

It's weird, I simply adore girls in lingerie and yet I really haven't used that in stories. Mostly because I think my vocabulary about is rather limited. Really should research that some more.

>> No.30762457

Go to Victoria's Secret and have one of the clerks give you a tour of the wares.
If they ask questions, just say, "Research."
Tell them nothing else.
Hint that you might try some on to find out what the straps and lace feel like, and how it sounds to pull and snap them

>> No.30762529

Three things.
One, I'm a guy so wearing that is kinda out of the question here.
Two, sadly I live in a small town that doesn't have such luxuries.
Three, Not to mention I'd be far too shy to even do such a thing.
I just have to do the second best and just browse for the names and how they look.

And speaking of something completely different but yet somehow related, at some point I really need to figure out how to properly describe Whitemane's uniform in the case I'll ever write a fantasy story or something and have a character wear that because that is my second favourite uniform.

>> No.30762562

patrician taste right there

>> No.30762566

>implying Victoria's Secret doesn't sell male sextoys.

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>> No.30762616

Well that's one thing I can chalk up on my "Things I've learned today" list then.
Also there is a really crude comment I can make regarding that which I won't.

I meant in text more since images of her (of all kinds) are readily available.

>> No.30762652

errrrr it gots flamey bits?

>> No.30762653

Uh, yeah. That was the joke. It would be funny to see how creeped out they would be by a guy going into the store and doing that.

I'd never suggest someone do that for real.

>> No.30762678

>Its...for a freind.
>Well what does she like
>Its not a she...Its...a website

>> No.30762692

And the website lives in Canada

>> No.30762711

>Well she lives in my head and I write stories about her and her other friends.

Ah, I should've known.

And then there is that flappy bit.

>> No.30762753
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>Come back from work
>Wonder how the WST hasn't autosaged yet
>All those deleted posts

I see you've all had an eventful day today.

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Christ, just google 'lingerie'. Use wikipedia. If you don't know how certain fabrics or lace feels, go to a craft store and touch them.

>> No.30762942

It even happened twice! Which is even more amazing.

>> No.30763127

As far as I'm concerned, since 40k is very 90s, I just assume that in the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, there is only hot babes in high-cut underwear.

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I can get behind this statement

>> No.30763200

>flappy bits

>> No.30763217

Oh yeah. Doh.

>> No.30763299

I'm toying with the idea of writing a fic between a Valhallan guardswoman and a Tallarn guardsman.
Should they be enlisted or officers?
One of each? Which would be which?

>> No.30763406

If Keys is still here, can you upload your recent pics to your album?

>> No.30763535

maybe the Valhallan should be the officer and be shocked by the enlisted Tallarn's barbaric ways, gradually as she develops feelings for him she adopts more and more of his culture

go full on Lawrence of Arabia with that shit

>> No.30763589

It's also got bits of the late 80s here and there too.

>> No.30763691


>> No.30763823

well the only difference is that late 80s panties had less of a scoop but they were cut just as high.

>> No.30763831

Well, it's pretty much canon with Lelith, at least.

>> No.30763838

Quick question, I wasn't the only one who was relieved that she turned out to be a girl in the end, right? Cause I would've felt weird otherwise...

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So. Uh. Do you plan on finishing this sketch at all? Because I'm really digging it so far.

>> No.30764464

Heh depends on how shit my work week is.

Probably yes

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Cool, thanks! I'll keep an eye open in the next round of threads.

>> No.30764612

Oh my! That's some decent stuff! So many nipple piercings and tattoos and breasts.

And... is that a pineapple? Really? Or just a big scaly dragon dick or something?

>> No.30764653

I gotta say, the idea of a huge dragon railing an equally/appropriately huge gal seems pretty nice.

>> No.30764703

Its a pineapple. We were talking about the theory that certain foods can make cum taste better one thread and things just fell out of control. It was a dark time.

>> No.30764714

It was pretty cool

>> No.30765016

Rolled 7

If I could write at all, I'd right a story about giraffe girl

>> No.30765060

Well, thank you for the edification.

The outfit made me think she was trying to pretend to be a dragon so she could get fucked by one.

>> No.30765566

It started with a comment regarding the size of his characters' necks.

Things went downhill from there.

>> No.30766741

where is everybody?

>> No.30766834

Doing stuff.

>> No.30766847

It's not exactly the weekend anymore

>> No.30766875

Right. But the least we can do is push this into autosage so it can fall off the board in peace.

>> No.30766905


You're right. Let's let it die.

>> No.30766923

3 posts to go

>> No.30766966


If you sage, it goes down faster since it doesn't get bumped.

>> No.30766980

Just gonna say one more time that Coconut Oil makes a great lube for jacking or shlicking or just plain having sex.

>> No.30767001


You know what makes a better lube? Girl juice. Au naturale.

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its not like people bottle the stuff though

>> No.30767048


And it's a damn shame, too.

>> No.30767135

Au naturel

if you try going french, at least do it properly

>> No.30767159


Fuck the French, I only speak American.

>> No.30767321

I could if I would

I want to draw, and then fuck a pretty french girl while she is wistfully staring out the window at the moon, a cigarette pursed between her lips and one of her hand steadying a glass of wine on the bed stand lest it fall off from the shaking my violent ramburgling is producing

>> No.30767371


They don't do that anymore, too much wine gets spilled and cigarette burns hurt after a few dozens

>> No.30768283

Here's a question - names. If I'm gonna be a writer here, I need a name. How'd you guys chose your names?

>> No.30768822

Mine is a nickname I've used before, but not here.

>> No.30768824

Steal em liberally from other stuff that's how I usually end up doing it if I come up with no ideas.

>> No.30769047

Some use a name that describes their writing style or interests, others seem to choose something random.
Lewdanon was named by /tg/.

Might try using a captcha you like, too. Mine right now is "micstfe."
"Mics" would be a useable name.
You could call your stuff Mics' Mixed Fics!

>> No.30769058

most writers use a name relevant to their quest
eg: Exaltfag is the QM for Exalted Quest

>> No.30769079

Doh, this is the smut thread, quest general is two tabs to the left. oops

>> No.30769117


Some name for the male genitalia. There's plenty to choose from.

>> No.30769191

The Smut Guy/Gal
Captain Clusterfuck
Ludwig von Smut'nstein
Shock Jock
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Pork Orc

I actually quite like "Ludwig" by itself. Being a German name, the first three letters would be pronounced "lewd," which works for this kind of stuff, and its connection to Beethoven implies high quality.

>> No.30769223

Edinbro's from Edinburgh, hence the name. And ELH is apparently short for Emergency Lewd Hologram, although I don't know the story behind that. Me, I prefer staying anonymous, and the pastebin account name I use for maintaining the master list was chosen for obvious reasons.

>> No.30769229

Or use any name for the female anatomy.

>> No.30769248

Oh, and technically you don't necessarily need a name, but it makes it much easier for people to track your work down.

>> No.30769278

I like keys, you need keys to open doors and shit

Also you can stab a hoe with keys.
Or shove keys down your urethra.

You can do a lot with keys

>> No.30769341

>shove keys down your urethra

But wouldn't the sharp edges hurt you?

>> No.30769520

Let me take the time to curse out Cooked and his request that is making me go full autismotron on the fucking arm proportions and muscle.

I'm out, see y'all next week or w/e

>> No.30769585

monster and I used the first weird fetishes we awkwardly admitted to

>> No.30770465

Yup. Good to have the gang all accounted for, so to speak.

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>tfw reading Henric & Alex for the first time

Who told you you could give me all these feels you piece of crap
This is novel material, would buy if it were a book

>> No.30770713

I love all of these...

>> No.30770973

I regret nothing. I hope you enjoy your fucked up feels. If you're caught up, there's more on the way for next week.

If it were a book I'd happily take your money, though.

>> No.30771020

take all my money

want more delicious Alex tears

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>always start reading expecting that something will make Henric turn good or stop being an asshole
>all dreams are broken by the second or third paragraph
>as I start crying, I realize that the story would lose its appeal if Henric went good, and if he ever does, it would be the last chapter

Pic related

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On the way. Have a doodle.

We talk about this sometimes, trying to figure out what's an appropriate catharsis for Alex and whether it would be better for her to kill him, for him to die some other way, or for him to feel some kind of remorse. There have been a few ideas for this and I won't say what the current decision is yet.

We've got a somewhat similar story that is more /co/ than /tg/ that runs along pretty similar themes with the big differences that the guy in charge goes from cold to eventually pretty sweet. I think Monster is going to try to comb through those logs but there are more than a year and a half of them now with about three times the main characters in H&A.

>> No.30771385

I like Lewdwig von Smut'nstein and Pork Orc.

I laughed. Stellar names.

>> No.30771403

Link to uncensored version?

>> No.30771464

How the hell do I work this thing

>> No.30771495

I shouldnt be smiling, I'm a bad person for smiling at this

>> No.30771664

I'm worse for writing and drawing and distributing it, just saying.

Anyone else working on anything good right now?

>> No.30771744

Nope, thought about maybe posting what I have for my Sororita to Tyranid Hybrid continuation for help on where to go next, but just haven't had the energy to work on it.

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