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30684002 No.30684002 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Ok Various entities of the Warp, What can you do for _me_.

Slaanesh is offering hot space whores and warp dust. What do you give?

>> No.30684029

I am warp dust.

>> No.30684056

>>30684002

But Slaanesh is the best.

>> No.30684069
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FOIGHTAN!
>AND MORE FOIGHTAN!
YEH, WUT HE'Z SAID!
>AND MORE FOIGHTAN!
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT, YA GIT! IMMA KRUMP YOU FER DAT!
>NOT IF I KRUMP YOU FIRST!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.30684124
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30684124

>>30684002
Hot musclegirl khornettess (they're canon, you know), a good exercise regimen, a simple job (get skulls. Get more skulls. Never stop getting skulls) and not eventually becoming a shriveled up husk who will never be satisfied with life
>>30684056
Slaanesh is the worst god, though.

>> No.30684142

>>30684002
tzeetch can give you magic powers.

OR

turn you into a mass of eyes and mouths.

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>>30684069
>YOU ALREADY SAID THAT, YA GIT! IMMA KRUMP YOU FER DAT!

Fukken orkz, man

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>>30684002

Do not lose your faith in humanity, my son. Ours is a perilous path to walk, but it leads to glory.

Lo, to aid thee upon thine journey, I bestow upon thee a bounty of knight titans.

>> No.30684193

>>30684151
I honestly think they're the most thought out thing GW has ever produced. Even their lord is genius in little ways, like the fact that they have exactly two gods so that neither one can gain an advantage over the other and that no matter what, orks will always have something to fight about.

>> No.30684211

>>30684142
Probably both!

>> No.30684243

>>30684002

Nurgle offers love, fulfillment optional but more likely than with any of the other leading chaos gods.

Warning side effects include: everything.

>> No.30684290

>>30684124

Musclegirl Khornettes are canon? Where?

>> No.30684320

>>30684290
Some comic has some khornate space marine talking about how much he wants to get back to his daemon brides. So either Slannesh has a rental system going on or khornettes are canon and don't mind congregating in harems.

>> No.30684340

>>30684243
>Nurgle offers love, fulfillment optional but more likely than with any of the other leading chaos gods.

Nurgle is the God of Despair, anon.

If you feel any love it is the love of quiet, pitiful resignation as you feel your body go numb from every plague in the galaxy coursing through your thick, gelatinous veins.

It is the love of being force-fed hideous toxins on a daily basis by a man that seems to take immense pleasure in doing so, and when your kin finally get within reach to rescue you from a cage, your "loving father" turns them into spore trees, so that you'll always remember they came close to saving you, but not quite close enough.

Nurgle is not love, Nurgle is the opposite of love, Nurgle is the furthest you could ever get from love. Nurgle operates entirely on playing with an emotion completely opposite of love; fear and despair. Things are not going to get better, things are *never* going to get better, so why not just... Lay back, let the toxins overtake you, and try to think it's ok? Hell, you can - should, rather - find other people to spread the disease to, misery loves company after all, right?

>> No.30684355

>>30684340

You'll never stop /tg/ from spouting their ridiculous fanwank headcanon. Especially the Jolly Papa Nurgle is love one. That one is older than time.

>> No.30684369

>>30684320
>yfw his daemonic brides is just a huge room full of daemonic blades and axes and other weapons

>> No.30684373

>>30684355
To be fair, this thread started with fanwank headcanon about Slaanesh.

>> No.30684381

>>30684320
Yeah. And Khorne himself has concubines, Nurgle has a wife he abuses in the basement horrifyingly. Tzeentch & Slaanesh (the chaos gods I find easiest to portray the followers as sympathetic) are ironically the deities least given to any identifiable semisexual relationship.

>> No.30684402

>>30684381
Slaanesh had that one daemonette who would dance for him before Slanny had a bitchfit and cursed her. Slaanesh in general is just a spiteful, vindictive cunt.

>> No.30684407

>>30684355

It's ridiculous that people latched onto the idea that Nurgle is some sort of kindly father because he calls his underlings "his children" and they call him "papa."

People don't like to remember that fathers can be immensely abusive to their children - beating, sexual assault, starvation, the list goes on - and yet at the end of the day the kid will call him "papa" and say they "love" him.

And you know what's the worst part? They believe it - they completely, utterly believe it. And you know why? Because they think things will *get better.* They deal with the shit and horror and blood and pain because they truly believe that, one day, Papa will change and things will be better.

>> No.30684413

>>30684369
>Khornate marine browses /k/
>All dem raifus and swordfus
>/k/horne is the /k/ube

>> No.30684435

>>30684407
>this popular unknown founding space marine chapter?
>their geneseed is actually traitor legion!

>> No.30684441

>>30684355
Nurgle is love. As someone in a loving committed heterosexual monogamous relationship that primarily makes use of the missionary position for the intended purpose of procreation, I have no concept of why people think love isn't true if it is unhealthy, obsessive, and beyond all proportion.

Chaos's schtick is mostly "attachments based off otherwise healthy stuff that has lost all sense of proportion and without regards for the consequences." Which is both an adequate description of love and an adequate description of what makes Chaos so horrifying and destructive.

>> No.30684449

>>30684413
>>/k/horne is the /k/ube
You mean MURDERCUBE ?

>> No.30684458

>>30684413
The murder /k/ube is Khornes plaything only instead of solving it like a rubiks cube he just bashes the other gods over the head with it at their monthly meetings.

>> No.30684459

>>30684002
>offers me
>gives me a choice
>lets bid
oh you sirry anon.
The nearest demon catches you and pumps you full of their brand of corruption. You don't get to choose

>> No.30684460

>>30684441
>Chaos's schtick is mostly "attachments based off otherwise healthy stuff that has lost all sense of proportion and without regards for the consequences."

That's wrong. That's not Chaos's primary motive whatsoever.

>> No.30684469

>>30684340

then which chaos god feeds on love

I know Tzeench feeds on hope and Slaanesh feeds on joy.


All the chaos gods are evil but they are fed by things generally considered subjectively "positive" along with the "negative" ones that predominate there interests and behavior.

>> No.30684477

>>30684459

This is why I never stop masturbating, EVER. So my chances of getting chosen by Slaanesh are higher.

I go about my day one-handed becasue the other is welded to my cock.

>> No.30684481

>>30684469
>then which chaos god feeds on love

That would have to be The God-Emperor.

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>>30684459
>The nearest demon catches you and pumps you full of their brand of corruption.
Some more literally than the others.

>> No.30684497

>>30684481

I thought he fed on loyalty, self denial, and obediance?

>> No.30684506

>>30684477

>He masturbates all the time
>Thinks that will get him noticed by Slaanesh

Please anon, want to get noticed by Slaanesh? Become a sculptor that gets so into his work he starts kidnapping women, slicing off their flesh and using it to make meat trees.

>> No.30684508 [DELETED] 

>>30684340
yes our loving father did turn those intruding eldar into spore trees god damn prissy fucks.

also that's the irony of Nurgle, Nurgle takes away that despair and takes away that pain all the while filling you with his plagues a host of his disease. his followers gain immunity from the diseases he gives them. now i wouldn't go as far as to say love, but Nurgle has a bigger connection to his followers because they are a conduit for his plagues to the material universe.

>> No.30684512

>>30684124
Only once a month if I remember right.

>> No.30684519

>>30684460
>That's not Chaos's primary motive whatsoever.

There is no primary motive of Chaos, perhaps you're thinking of your headcanon.

To break it down:

>attachments

Marks of Chaos, chapters and legions being dragged into Chaos together, and obviously, the 99% of Chaos activity, cults.

>based off otherwise healthy stuff

The Chaos Gods are based off survival imperatives.

>that has lost all sense of proportion and without regards for the consequences."

I don't need to elaborate on this.

>> No.30684550

>>30684506
people do seem to mistakingly think that slaanesh is about nothing but sex.

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>>30684002
I'll give ya about tree fiddy

>> No.30684563

>>30684506
The Chaos Gods seem to be mainly powered and interested in intense emotion rather than how edgy you are being.

Edginess is the gold standard of 40k.

>> No.30684578

>>30684340
you seem upset Nurgle turned some Eldar into spore trees.

Nurgle takes away despair and pain. He grants immunity to the pain and suffering of the diseases he inflicts. Nurgle has a larger connection to his followers due them being the conduit for his plagues to the material world

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>>30684002
I'll tell ya what you'll get from me if you join Slaanesh

a major whoopin' HUH HA HUH! *Flexes*

>> No.30684637

>>30684578

But Nurgle IS despair, that is literally part of his job description.

What greater despair is there than becoming a pus-bloated shade of what you once were, numb to the pain but well within your mental faculties to realize that, barring an explosive death, you're going to be that way *forever.*

Forever, with the source of your suffering always there in the back of your mind, smacking his crusty lips together and whispering how everything he's given you, is because he loves you. He loves you so much, he wants you to become a living bio-weapon and spread your illnesses to friends and family.

Oh wait, nevermind about Family. Nurgle is your only family now. Nurgle will keep you safe. What will you be without Nurgle? Nothing, that's what, so just follow your Papa, he's the only one you should be listening to. Ignore the fact he was the one that *did* all this to you, oh no, he did all that because he *loves* you, and was just showing his *love* in a special, special way.

The fact I'm able to replace a few words here and there and make this post talk about beaten wives or abused children speaks volumes of the type of character Nurgle is.

>> No.30684656

>>30684469
>then which chaos god feeds on love

Here's a little snippet from Nurgle's wiki page

>Nurgle, also known as the Plague Lord, is the Chaos God of Disease, Decay, and Destruction. In particular, the emotion of despair in mortals empowers him.

Despair, not love, is what powers him.

>> No.30684657

>>30684550
Yeah. One can totally envision how any of the chaos gods' themes work with regard to sex, and likewise, how nonsexual Slaanesh themes can work. For examples of the latter, check out, oh I don't know, such obscure, little known creatures as Keepers of Secrets and Noise Marines. Also, Techmarines of the Emperor's Children. Basically, their pleasure responses are keyed to violence or other duties.

>> No.30684702

>>30684656

I think I know why /tg/ thinks Nurgle is all about love now.

>never been with a woman
>love is despair

>> No.30684708

>>30684657
>Non slaanesh sex demons
heh, reminds me of that porn drawing of a khornite wearing a spiked dildo and yelling "blood for the blood god"

>> No.30684752
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>>30684506
My name is Guy Meatdrapes and I love to sculpt.

>> No.30684765

>>30684656
>"While those who wish to spread decay and corruption are certainly amongst his followers, there are also those who wish to endure, to become tough enough to handle the difficulties and opportunities presented by an uncaring universe. Many of those affected by Nurgle's poxes usually turn to him in order to escape the pain caused by sickness and disease."


i believe this is where the "love" comes in allowing those who are afraid of death to put the idea of death to the back of their minds. its disgustingly beautiful. in this form ignorance is bliss. and that's what Nurlge allows his followers to be, ignorant of death, so the rest of their worries melt away. along with their skin.

>> No.30684778

>>30684708
Haha, well, I would have more thought of it in terms of "daemons who do stuff other than fuck, but still fuck, but yeah."

>> No.30684786
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People forget with Nurgle, there is a point when you FEEL NO PAIN
Pretty nice when you think about it, plus qt3.14 chubby girls

>> No.30684806

>>30684786
Nurgle orders his followers to spread disease. They get more powerful the more diseases they have.
STDs are diseases.

>> No.30684807

>>30684786
I don't like the smell of stale cheese.

>> No.30684823

>>30684786
Not all of Nurgle's followers get to feel no pain, or Feel No Pain. A lot of them are in horrible, terrible fucking agony forever or at least til they die.

>> No.30684835

>>30684807
>women need to be perfect flawless goddesses to be worthy of my seed

>> No.30684839

>>30684786
>People forget with Nurgle, there is a point when you FEEL NO PAIN

I don't see how that's necessarily a plus.

>Pretty nice when you think about it, plus qt3.14 chubby girls

Entirely a fan creation, and if he ever did have cute chubby girl daemons they would have mushy skin, vaginas with the consistency of mold and brie, and after three thrusts your dick falls off from a dozen dick-flesh-rotting STDs.

>>30684823

>A lot of them are in horrible, terrible fucking agony forever or at least til they die.

... And the only way to get the pain to stop is... How? Why, begging your papa to make it go away.

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>>30684002
I don't know why but I absoutly adore that OP image

>> No.30684853

>>30684835
Not my fault you can't have standards in order to get laid.

>> No.30684872

>>30684786
>curvy women with hips thighs ass tits and 15% body fat
>chubby

Fuck this generation. Sticks with tits are not attractive.

>> No.30684884

>>30684823
>>30684839
>Not realizing papa Nurgle release the pain and helps you find peace with the inevitable

>> No.30684887

>>30684835
>I have no standards and will stick my dick into anything

>> No.30684895

>>30684884

That's pointless when Nurgle is the reason you're in pain to begin with.

Nurglefags must suffer from mad stockholm syndrome.

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>>30684872
fair enough, but there is a thin line between fat and chubby

This is an example of good chub. (She keeps this figure naked in case you want to say it's just the clothing)

>> No.30684906

>>30684884

You mean the pain he caused in the first place?

Should I be called a loving master if I jammed a scalpel into the spine of a dog, let it yelp and scream in unimaginable agony for a couple minutes, and then gave a quick flick to sever the column and make everything just... Go away?

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>>30684895
>Nurglefags must suffer from mad stockholm syndrome.
Among other things

>> No.30684928
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Rolled 37, 25, 23, 64, 16, 77, 57, 28, 54, 18, 57, 59, 86, 18, 17, 45, 55, 30, 5, 52 = 823

>>30684839
Actually even in Realms of Chaos, the system that has the most ridiculously horrifying interpretation of Chaos imaginable cosmetics wise (and also proves that not all Nurgle followers have feel no pain, states that lots of Nurgle followers still are suffering even after they convert, etc.) its still possible to be a champion of Nurgle or even a daemon princess and still be a succubus-like qt3.14.

Going to roll up a quick Nurgle princess (or spawn), lets see what we get!

>> No.30684948

>>30684900

Taste is subjective, but I'd call that good chubby. The problem is a lot of people call women skinnier than that bad chubby.

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Rolled 166, 557, 241, 358, 767, 260, 956, 335, 948 = 4588

>>30684928

>> No.30684977

>>30684948
Thats because women are cunts to eachother
Sad thing is it pushes women like the one in the gif to become one extreme or the other because the media doesn't show her shape as positive (as women can't think for themselves)

>> No.30684985

>>30684839
>Entirely a fan creation, and if he ever did have cute chubby girl daemons they would have mushy skin, vaginas with the consistency of mold and brie, and after three thrusts your dick falls off from a dozen dick-flesh-rotting STDs.
yes, this is exactly what would happen.
However canonically you are filled with unimaginable pleasure when that happens as well as become extremely durable despite the diseases.
At which point you now go on a rape spree to spread your nurglish "gifts" around.
Also, you don't really have the option of saying no to the nurglish demonette. unless you are using a really big gun

>> No.30684988

>>30684835
i think there is a large gap between having unrealisticly high standards, and banging a woman made of disease and smelling like old cheese.

>> No.30684997

>>30684900
>dem titties
>dat booty
Muh dick.

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Rolled 71

>>30684928
Oh great Ruinous Powers, I beseech thee, do not make my waifu too horrifying!

>> No.30685005

>>30684988

Maybe /tg/ is filled with odious neckbeards, but I find smell to be a pretty important aspect in a woman.

For example, would you rather bang a hot, girly-smelling trap, or a hot actual woman whose scent makes you gag?

>> No.30685007

>>30684407
>beating

khorne

>sexual assault, starvation,

slaanesh.

no mention of tzeentch like abuse, why must you birdbrains always be stirring shit up?

>> No.30685008

>>30684900
>google
>her name is MAL MALLOY
>I bet she does porn
>TPB it
>Yep, she does porn
>currently downloading

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>>30684988
When that woman is absolutely gorgeous and you are resistant to disease as well as rewarded for having/spreading it?

>> No.30685030

>>30685005
>caring about anything but trapness

/TG/ ALWAYS TAKES THE TRAP

>> No.30685035

>>30685008

I looked her up on Boobpedia. She is in body type category: "chubby".

Click chubby link, click random name from list "Airi Ai". Japanese chick with 40+ inch tits, 25 inch waist, 32 inch hips. since when was XX-25-32 "chubby"?

>> No.30685037

All these deluded followers of other gods so jealous of nurgle's love.

he'll save you to if you only accept it.

>> No.30685052

>>30685008
I guess it's time to download some porn.

>> No.30685055

>>30685035
>43-24-35

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>>30685001
Okay, so Nurgling Infestation, Bestial Face, Limb Transference, Chaos Lord (nice!), Extra Joints... isn't a daemon prince after 20 awards and is therefore going to become a spawn instead.. aaand the result is horrifying beyond belief.

Thanks Chaos!

>> No.30685109

>>30685035
Internet standards are crazy.

Of course this is a blade that cuts both ways.

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>>30684002
>no slaaneshi wife
I kinda wish that daemon bride thread we had a while back was true

>> No.30685120

>>30685005
I don't do the "desperation induced homosexuality" thing.

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>>30685120
>You only like traps because you can't get a girl

>> No.30685169

>>30685144

Kind of like saying "You only bought a unicorn because you couldn't afford a horse" isn't it?

>> No.30685195

>>30684563
Standard masturbation won't do anything, though, you cockmongler. It's the most vanilla of shit. Slaanesh is all about being deprived, and the shit you think up in your mind doesn't count. Daemons have high standards, assuming you don;t want to be the sub. If you DO want to be the sub, though, keep going and hope for the best, you'll turn into a pain-covered footstool soon enough.

>> No.30685206

>>30685195

Masturbation is innate in humans. Ergo masturbation powers the Emperor.

>> No.30685234

>>30685206
Chaos is inherent in humans.

>> No.30685244

>>30685206
Is that the procedure of extracting life-force from psykers powering the Astronomicon?

>> No.30685250

>>30685206
Actually, no, Chaos is born form human urges. The Emperor's whole schtick is fighting these urges, unless they are an actual tactical benefit to the Imperium, and buddy, masturbating isn't.

>> No.30685294

>>30685250
masturbating acts as a surrogate to sex with a partner, reducing overall sex being had, reducing chaos.

>> No.30685392

>>30685250
>Actually, no, Chaos is born form human urges
>>30685234

Except for the fact that the Necronytrs and Old Ones created Chaos.

>> No.30685430

>>30685392
>Necronytrs
ehm....no?

>> No.30685441

>>30685294
Nah, it doesn't, when your average world population is around 20 billion.

>>30685392
Yet Humans still fuel chaos. Huh. I never knew. I guess that Traitor Marines turn traitor o a whim, or that cults just pop up, and aren't born form Chaos being born from humans. How did you not know this?

>> No.30685445

>>30685392
I said Chaos is inherent in humans. I didn't speculate as to what its origin is.

>> No.30685471

>>30685441
>I guess that Traitor Marines turn traitor o a whim

How is this even an example of feeding Chaos? Chaos takes the marines, not marines creating more Chaos.

>> No.30685476

>>30685441
Massive galactic wide oppression and repression cause human beings to adopt deviant behavior. Who would have guessed?

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>>30684906
Welcome to the realities of serving Chaos, enjoy your stay.

>> No.30685502

>ITT: Gravity is humans because humans have gravity

>> No.30685541

>>30685476
And the deviant behavior summons monsters. They literally explode out of people's skulls, you know. You probably think Slaanesh wasn't made by the Eldar. Humanity is a font for chaos. The Humans in 40k are not special. if anything, they are more affected by chaos than anyone else. Odds are, if an entire group of humans just suddenly start murdering each other, Khornate daemons will show up, if an underground cabal starts creating odd orgies, Slaanesh Daemons show up, if a terrible plague hits, Nurgel Daemons show up, and Tzeentch doesn't care what's going on, he just shows up. Then it all escalates into a heretic rebellion.

>> No.30685640

>>30685441
>Nah, it doesn't, when your average world population is around 20 billion.
I mistyped.
I meant to say is
>Sex is bad
>Masturbation reduces sex
>Therefore masturbation is good

>> No.30685828

I don't think this is a Slaaneshi thread at all...

Hoping to get a beautiful daemonette and drugs...circling discussions...this is a Tzeentchian plot!

More seriously, you'd think Tzeentch would actually be somewhat about sex - or at least, the idea of sex. Something to induce hope in people, be it hope of getting the girl or hope of having a happy life. Tzeentch tends to use anything to drag his pawns along to follow his schemes, and a seductive woman who secretly worships the Changer of Ways could do that. And besides, desire and hope are sort of related, right?

But of course Tzeentch has absolutely no porn. Because he wants you to hope there will be some someday.

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>>30685828

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>>30685967
Fine, he has one. But it still only counts as one!

>> No.30686065

>>30686025
I don't know, Anon, I think it's hot enough to count as two.

>> No.30686093

>>30685482
The first coming of Bird Jesus?

>> No.30686094

>>30685541
Cultists can learn sorcery, which can then summon monsters. And yeah, I guess sorcery is deviant behavior. Massive genocide with everyone's hearts filled with furious hate is just a way of saying hello in 40k, though, and that still generally is not enough for Khorne to show up unless ritualism is involved (ironically).

>You probably think Slaanesh wasn't made by the Eldar.

Completely bizarre levels of projection, ahoy!

>The Humans in 40k are not special.

Yyyeaah, they kinda are. Its one of the most humanocentric fictional settings I can think of. If Emps dies, the universe ends in a chaotic apocalypse.

> Odds are, if an entire group of humans just suddenly start murdering each other

Nope, chaos absolutely doesn't work that way. For psykers, probably, yeah. Considering seeing daemons generally means you have to retire or be retired, and considering almost everything the Imperium does that is worth writing about involves lots of murder.

>Then it all escalates into a heretic rebellion.

Other way around, bro. If daemons have shown up, its escalated about as far as it goes.

>> No.30686125

>>30685828
They're very related chaos gods in many ways

Slaaneshi and Tzeentchians can generally function in "normal" storylines. They make functional "normal" player characters. They are generally easy to relate to.

Slaanesh and Tzeentch are the only chaos gods without stable relationships.

Slaanesh and Tzeentch are called out as allied in the (unofficial) Black Crusade book.

They both like pink.

All Chaos can be boiled down to excess or change.

etc.

>> No.30686385

>>30686094
>Yyyeaah, they kinda are. Its one of the most humanocentric fictional settings I can think of. If Emps dies, the universe ends in a chaotic apocalypse.

no it doesnt. thats what the imperium THINKS

>> No.30686462

>>30686094
>A single individual human is propping up the galaxy
>Therefore the entire setting is human centric

>>30686385
Good point. its just terran propaganda.

>> No.30687043
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30687043

>>30684002
>>30684124
Ah, but will Khorne give you a rocking set of tits?

>>30684381
>But what if Khorne WAS the Concubine the whole time?

>>30684402
...Yeah, Mom is kind of a bitch...

>>30684441
>haos's schtick is mostly "attachments based off otherwise healthy stuff that has lost all sense of proportion and without regards for the consequences." Which is both an adequate description of love and an adequate description of what makes Chaos so horrifying and destructive.
Yep...

>>30684506
Wait, are the Meat Trees your Sculpture or are they just trees?

>>30684657
>>30684708
>>30684778
Hey I do stuff other than fuck...
...Cuddling isn't considered fucking, right?

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>>30684402
Fun fact: the daemon who was supposed to be a perfect dancer lost a dance battle.

>> No.30687410

>>30687043

>Ah, but will Khorne give you a rocking set of tits?

In Black Crusade anyway, they pick up and dust off your horrifyingly mutated 100 Corruption Dark heresy character, scrub her clean of the nasty mutations, and it explicitly states your appearance as a fresh heretic may have nothing to do with you as a loyalist. So enhanced boobage or MtF or whatever may be part of chaos, though its not my cup of tea by 10,000 years.

>> No.30687422

>>30686462

>Therefore the entire setting is human centric

The fluff mainly centers around the Imperium and the universe is being saved (for now) only by the grace of the Emperor, and the people who bring him innocent psykers to consume the souls of.

You can write it off as propaganda if you like, but the setting is still presented in a humanocentric fashion at every turn.

>> No.30687440

>>30687422
Emps probably could be considered an example of the human race by now.

>> No.30687527

ITT: people try to put a good light to the dark fucking gods of fucking chaos what the fuck you retarded faggots

>> No.30690716

>>30687422
>The fluff mainly centers around the Imperium and the universe is being saved (for now) only by the grace of the Emperor
who is just one individual. A single individual propping up the entire galaxy does not make it race centric, it makes it individual centric.

>> No.30690734

>>30687527
Like they're any less evil than old Golden Boy...

>> No.30690777

>>30685392
>Necronytr

Don't throw the Necrontyr under the bus. They were faultless in the whole debacle.

They weren't the dudes playing with fire and expecting not to be burned.

>> No.30691040

>>30690716
No, it's race centric because it centers around the Imperium and Emperor, both of whom are unapologetically race centric JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FACTION.

The Imperium doesn't kill aliens over ideological differences, they do it because they're dirty, dumb, xenos scum.

>> No.30691094

>>30691040
>Race centric
>JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FACTION.
pick one

>> No.30691147

>>30691094
Well aside from chaos, but they aren't really a coherent faction, they're just chaos.

>> No.30691189

>>30685967

>Change
>Just a blue human woman with a couple of feathers glued to her bum

I expected a proper bird, beak and all that other stuff.

>> No.30691201
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30691201

>>30691189
Like this?

>> No.30691270

>>30690777
>made deal with evil star deities to become immortal.
>almost literally playing with fire.
>naturally got fucked.

>> No.30691287

>>30691201

Wonderful.

>> No.30691315

>>30687380
>Perfect Dancer
>Challenged to a Dance battle by a Salamander
>Loses

>> No.30691336

>>30684002
NOTHING!
That's what I offer you. Fucking nothing.
What are you? Some kind of baby crypussy fagboy? Mhm? You need "divine boons"? Fuck you. No help do it by yourself you homologous faggot, what are you a pussy?

>> No.30691339

>>30691201
Got any more?

>> No.30691515

>>30687380
To be fair to the Masque. she was dancing with a soulless person. It had to have thrown her off balance.

>> No.30691578
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30691578

>>30687527
>thinking there is NO light side to the chaos gods
They represent both sides of the coin, it's just most of the time they are bad

>> No.30691663
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30691663

>>30691578
>Like the Dark Gods they serve, the Daemons are generous with their gifts, whether the recipient wishes to receive them or no. Nurgle’s minions spread plague not to bring suffering and despair, but because they are driven to do so by the dark spark of divine essence within them. They cannot conceive of why their diseases should cause such dismay amongst their victims, for a Daemon of Nurgle finds nothing more joyous than to be afflicted by pox or pestilence. Daemons of Slaanesh revel in excess, and the torment they bring is — as far as they are concerned — the most philanthropic of blessings. Similarly, Tzeentch’s Daemons subvert and mutate the natural order not out of cruelty, but are motivated by a combination of their own easily provoked boredom and the assumption that their victims must similarly be driven to ennui by their static and staid existences — something instantly cured by the mutating gift of change. Only Daemons of Khorne are truly selfish, ever seeking to claim skulls for the Skull Throne and so rise to higher status in their dread master’s eyes.

>In this way, Daemons are akin to malicious children who possess a box of fascinating toys that are fragile by nature but unlimited in number. After all, in its own way, the mortal world is as resilient as the Realm of Chaos. A city humbled by plague or broken by war will inevitably recover; a mortal army torn to bloody ruin by fang, blade and claw or blasted apart by sorcery will soon be replenished or replaced. This may take hundreds of years and cost untold thousands of lives along the way, but Daemons don’t reckon time as mortals do, and inevitably find something else to draw their interest in the meantime. If the Daemons even comprehend the harm they are causing, they most certainly do not care.

-Chaos Daemons Army Book 8e

Agreed.

Chaos isn't anymore evil than a misguided and troubled child.

>> No.30691668

>>30691578
>it's just most of the time they are bad
Indeed, being a Nice Daemonette is suffering...

>> No.30691677

>>30691663
If they know not what they do and the harm and suffering it causes, then how can we call them evil?

>> No.30691702

>>30691677
You really can't
But you CAN call the chaos gods Bratty ( yet sexy) cunts (slaanesh), menstrating asspies (khorne), scrawny manipulative nerds (tzeentch), and passive agressive fatasses (nurgle)

>> No.30691713

>>30691663
>Chaos isn't anymore evil than a misguided and troubled child.
Lord of the Flies and that one Twilight Zone about the cornfield tells me there is nothing worse in the world than a belligerent child with godlike power

>> No.30691725
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30691725

>>30691713
What about when they are hot? Do they get a pass?

>> No.30691755

>>30691725
Slaanesh is honestly the least attractive of the Chaos gods. I would rather plow Nurgle than that mess.

And don't post shitty fancanon fanart, either, post the real picture of Slanny. You know the one.

>> No.30691796

>>30691755
>Slaanesh is honestly the least attractive of the Chaos gods. I would rather plow Nurgle than that mess.
But Cannoncally (Liber Chaotica and Tome of Excess to say the least) she is hot. So much so you fall for her the moment you see her. Also why daemonetes should be canonically hot (6e is ugly because angry soccermoms)

>> No.30691811
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30691811

>>30691755
>Slaanesh is honestly the least attractive

>> No.30691849

>>30691796
If you're homosexual (and a pedo), Slaanesh favored form is of a cleaned limped innocent male youth.

>> No.30691879

>>30691849
>cleaned limped...
...What, does Slaanesh hobble through bleach or something?

>> No.30691883
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30691883

>>30691849
>If you're homosexual (and a pedo), Slaanesh favored form is of a cleaned limped innocent male youth.
No, in that story that was simply the form he/she took to be the most attractive to the viewer. I am really starting to think you don't know anything about Slaanesh or chaos at all

>> No.30691931

>>30691883

I think the Warp power has a lot to do with them being considered attractive. A blank would just see something that looks mundane in front of them.

>> No.30691952
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30691952

>>30691883
Don't throw accusation, when you're the one lacking.

Slaanesh favored form is a male youth. It's been stated again and again across the years.

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>>30691755
>>30691796

>there is a "canonical" depiction of the chaos gods
>mfw

In my headcanon the ruinous powers don`t have fixed physical forms. They also don`t have a conciousness that is imaginable by a human mind. They are lovecraftian in the sense that they are from a dimension that has nothing in common with our own, where matter and time don`t exist and they are to vast to comprehend. They are powerful forces of nature in their own dimension and their influence is felt in our dimension whereever the warp bleeds into reality in one way or another.

>> No.30691969

>>30691883
Indeed, since I picture Slaanesh as a MILFy tentacle monster, she appears as a MILFy tentacle monster!

...Now whether or not she decides to have barbed hemi-penises...

>> No.30692007
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30692007

>>30691931
>trying this hard to argue that slaanesh ISN'T attractive dispite all lore saying other wise
>a god(ess) of Art, Excess. Joy, Pain/pleasure, Beauty, Greed, Lust and perfection
>thinking slaanesh has only ONE form
>It's just warp that makes them think slaanesh is hot

>> No.30692014

>>30691952

Ha, Slaanesh is for faggots.

Tzeentch Master Race. Dust people and horrible mutations 4 lyfe, nigga!

>> No.30692046

>>30691952
>Mostly Manifesting now means favored.
Or maybe because it's a form that can attract the most people into Excess.

>Male Youth forms to women.
>They want to bone him all night.

>Male youth form to straight men.
>Banging Girls, It's what We do!
>Have some shots, And fuck her too!
>Go fucking crazy listening to a metal band!
>Do some lines of coke and marry a man!

>Form appears to gay guys.
>Bone them all night.

>> No.30692047

>>30691952
I'm not arguing that, you dense mother fucker. You said he isn't attarctive, that says he is. He is normally a qt trap but can assume what ever form sells. Don't back pedal.

>> No.30692055

>>30691755
>And don't post shitty fancanon fanart, either, post the real picture of Slanny. You know the one.
i don't know the one, can someone post it?

>> No.30692094

>>30692047
I am not the one arguing he isn't attractive.

You are talking to two guys.

>He is normally a qt trap but can assume what ever form sells

No.

Whatever form he takes will seduces you into his service.

>> No.30692107
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30692107

>>30691952
>you will never feel her/his tight orafices nor hard cock

>> No.30692127
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30692127

>>30691969
>tentacles
>barbed hemi-penii

>tentacles
>hemi-penii
For what purpose?

>> No.30692138
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>>30692014
Faggotry is the tip of the iceberg for slaanesh
You get everything with slaanesh

>> No.30692139

>>30692127
I don't KNOW!
...One time she changed into a Moped...

>> No.30692188
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30692188

>>30692094
>Whatever form he takes will seduces you into his service.
Yes. Because he's using his warp powers to do it.

>Be me, Tech Marine walking back to the garage to work on Rhino..
>Chapter Master got mad at me for not chanting the litanies loud enough.
>Turn around a corner.
>See a Land Raider decked out in Purple and Pink, marks of the Lord of Excess.
>It revs it's engine, telling me it wants me.
>Marine-Dong-Rising.
>It drives up to me.
>"Oh, Marine-kun, finger my exhaust ports."
>Emperor save me.
>Get out my tool, start going to work.
>"Yes! Yes! Marine-Kun! My Cylinders are firing on their own!"
>Scream "HORRRRUUSSS" as I flush the coolant system.

And that's how I because a Slaanesh Marine.

>> No.30692194

>>30692139
>Meep-meep, motherfucker.

>> No.30692206
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30692206

>>30684369
>Kharne if you keep talking to your axe like it's trim, everyone's gonna know you're a total psycho

>> No.30692207
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30692207

Knight was totally a heterosexual (picture related)

>> No.30692224
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30692224

>>30692194
EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Then she drove off... leaving me all alone...

>> No.30692245
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30692245

>>30692207
Yet Slaanesh choose manifest as a GUY to greet him and it worked.

Implication that Slaanesh turns you gay, if you see him.

And that's gay.

>> No.30692279

>>30692245
>Implication that Slaanesh turns you gay, if you see him.
...Are we sure Draigo wasn't just a Gay Pedophile?

>> No.30692307

>>30692207
>beautiful youths
>implying that that doesn't refer to shotas

>> No.30692311
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30692311

>>30692245
>Androgynous
Trap is a grey area

Further slaanesh is that pretty, everybody is gay for that

>> No.30692362

>>30691270

At least in their case they cleaned up the whole C'tan mess by shattering them into pieces.

>> No.30693101
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30693101

>>30691796
>>30691811
>>30691966
>>30692055
>>30692047
So sexy, oh em gee.

>> No.30693399
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30693399

>>30684637
'capped for posterity

>> No.30693561
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30693561

>>30684002
>What do you give
Bolts

>> No.30693562

Can Slaanesh turn me into a tentacle hydra?

This is important.

>> No.30693628

>>30693562
Thats more of Tzeentchi territory.

>> No.30693760

>>30693562
...Depends, why do you want to be a Tentacle Hydra?

>> No.30693771

>>30692245
What makes you think this was a sexual thing? He was disarming and appeared innocent. Everything a Daemon is never supposed to be. It didn't even seem like an illusion like the garden was, Slaanesh seemed to be wholy and entirely good and Draigo simply didn't know how to deal with this

>> No.30693798

>>30684193
best thing is that gork is the god of cunning and violence while mork is the god of violence and cunning...

or was it the other way around?

>> No.30693803

>>30684407
Papa Nurgle even loves you.

The gift or decay and rebirth is yours for the asking. THAT is LOVE.

>> No.30693805

>>30693771
So Slaanesh corrupted Draigo... with her pure heart?

>> No.30693867

>>30693760
Invincible tentacle monster.

When you're raping someone, they're not going to think to find your weak spot, they're just going to be slashing and shooting at the tentacles.

Then they just get raped harder.

>> No.30693888

>>30693101
>this poorly drawn and outdated sketch repersence everything cannon 5evar dispite every piece of cannon saying otherwise

>> No.30693906

>>30693798
>best thing is that gork is the god of cunning and violence while mork is the god of violence and cunning.
Wrong, its the god of cunning brutality and the god of brutal cunning. The distinction is important.

>> No.30693933

>>30693867
Ahhh, you want Hydra Regeneration on top of being made of Tentacles?
Hell, that's our default package for everything, especially our Daemon Spawn.

...We Daughters of Peace don't take to kindly to the rape, however....

>> No.30693954

>>30693888
Then show me in the lore where it says Slanny looks like >>30692107 or >>30691725. The words I see used a lot are androgynous, youthful, and statuesque, something those pictures fail to be on every level.

Slaanesh fags are the worst part of the 40K fanbase because they are all HURRDURR, DICKGIRLS this and LELELEL, COCAINE that. Just look at ND for crying out loud.

>> No.30694005

>>30693933
Go away.

>> No.30694008

>>30693954
HEY!!!
I don't like Dick or Dickgirls...

>> No.30694032

>>30694008
You are also a dude pretending to be a slutty lesbian demon on the internet.

Reevaluate your life.

>> No.30694041

SONS OF MALICE STRONK

OTHER CHAOS GOD WE WAR YOU

>> No.30694060

>>30694032
>You are also a dude pretending to be a slutty lesbian demon on the internet.
...Do you even know where you are?

>> No.30694111

>>30694008
>>30694032
>>30694060
Stop arguing on stupid shit and how everyone interprets words in a book differently and how others are wrong because they do it differently then you.

>> No.30694123

>>30694060
This aint /soc/ or even the ERP threads, so take your little fursona and fuck off.

>> No.30694157

>>30694111
>Stop arguing on stupid shit and how everyone interprets words in a book differently and how others are wrong because they do it differently then you.
...But then what would we argue about?

>> No.30694414

>>30693101
this thing is hideous!

>> No.30694428

>>30693805
I would assume so. Grey Knights are supposed have 24/7 hard ons for purity right?

>> No.30694444

>>30694414
Reminds me of Elmyra for Tiny Toons.

>> No.30694468

>>30694444
from*

>> No.30694488

>>30694414
Theres your lelsosexayyy god for you, slannyfags

>> No.30694532

>>30694428
So Chaos (or at least Slaanesh)... are actually the Good Guys?
YAY!!!

>> No.30695752

>>30694532
Go away

>> No.30695805

>>30694532

Malal is the good Chaos god, the rest are shit.

>> No.30695960

>>30695805
Typical chaos fag. Always trying to make more fluff when it isnt needed. Go back to bitching about wanting legion rules.

>> No.30696403

>>30695960

U wot, luv?

I don't need Legion rules to play a Sons of Malice warband.

>> No.30696422
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30696422

>>30684002
I'm not here to make a sales pitch, son. Khorne is looking for self-motivated go-getters and if you're still asking questions like that then I don't think you have what it takes.

Now I'm a good sport, so I'll give you a twenty second head start before I fire up old Gorechild here. I'm looking to see some real hustle, son.

>> No.30697509

>>30694488
Dude, what problem do you have with a lust/pleasure/art/beauty god being hot? If you are autistic we have a board for you, it's called /v/
Sure you have ONE shitty image but that doesn't defy almost every fucking scrap of cannon and the basis of the god

>> No.30697545

>>30697509
>If you are autistic we have a board for you, it's called /v/
He says, on the board dedicated to arguing the minutia of the story behind tiny painted brits with too big of shoulderpads.

>> No.30698236

>>30684002
Enough moderation that if you have a hot space whore or warp dust you will still be able to enjoy them later rather than having such excess that whatever you have will forever keep you seeking hotter space whores and stronger warp dust yet never enjoying the whores and dust you have.

>> No.30698274

>>30698236
Damn it Reasonable Daemonette, WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!?!

>> No.30698603
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30698603

Also, for everyone who has said Nurgle doesn't love his children and that Nurgle's side doesn't work like a giant weird family I present this.

>Pic related

The despair is outside of the family, not inside.

>> No.30700047

>>30684002
Tzeentch offers you hope. Oh, you can wallow in debauchery, lose your mind to sickness, give in to your anger... but it's all pointless in the end. You will die, your soul will be consumed, and your existence will end, as meaningless as it was at the start.

But if you follow Tzeentch... you WILL have a purpose. All things, even you, will die... but your death will have meaning, will further the ends of your god. And before that... you will have the power to enact meaningful change, to truly shape your corner of the galaxy, no matter who you were before you started to worship Tzeentch.

>> No.30700166

The great Sky Mother will take your into her being and make you a part of a greater whole. How's that?

>> No.30700593

>>30700166
>The great Sky Mother will take your into her being and make you a part of a greater whole. How's that?
But Anon...
The Great Mother is Slaanesh!

>> No.30700785
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30700785

HEAR ME OPPRESSED PEASANTS OF THE WORLD: THIS IS SOLKAN.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO WALK AMONG MORTALS UNOPPOSED, SLAYING ANY WHO IS OFFENSIVE TO STABILITY AND ORDER?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SOW TERROR IN BEINGS OTHERWISE INCAPABLE OF FEAR?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO OUTRANK ANY SERVANT OF THE GOD EMPERORS AND BE BEYOND THEIR LEGAL REPROACH?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO FLIP THE CHAOS GODS AND CHAOS UNDIVIDED OFF ALL AT THE SAME TIME WITH EQUAL INTENSITY?

SIGN UP FOR MY TWO WEEK TUTORIAL COURSE. ACT NOW AND RECEIVE A PISTOL AND A POINTY HAT!

>> No.30700832

>>30700785
now this is a job i can get behind.

>> No.30700886

>>30700047
>you WILL have a purpose

any god can give that, hell you don't even need a god to get that.

>All things, even you, will die... but your death will have meaning

No it won't. Have you looked at 40k? that one its defining points.

>will further the ends of your god. And before that... you will have the power to enact meaningful change to truly shape your corner of the galaxy, no matter who you were before you started to worship Tzeentch.

nope tzeentch plots literally for the sake of ploting, nothing really changes your a pawn. If your lucky you get sacrificed before daemonhood. the unlucky ones get to be pawn and get sacrificed over and over forever.

>> No.30701027
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>>30700886
>nope tzeentch plots literally for the sake of ploting, nothing really changes your a pawn

You people are a cancer, go have autism elsewhere. This is like the faggot who can't accept that most of the imperioum is actually pretty calm and nice

>> No.30701598

>>30701027
>*sounds of horrible ass pain*
>Y-YOU JUST HAVE A-A-AUTISM!!


Well you sure told me anon.

>> No.30703747

>>30701598
He actually did.

>> No.30703934

>>30701027
>>30703747
Tzeentch is the Changer o f the Ways, Weaver of All Fates, the Great Conspirator, the architect of the fate of the universe. He takes great delight in the plotting and politicking of others, and favours the cunning over the strong, the manipulative over the violent. None of Tzeentch’s schemes are simple, and indeed often appear contradictory. Whilst he is not above sullying his hands with the blood of war, Tzeentch much prefers to win his battles through guile and devastating sorcery rather than brute force. The Changer of Ways perceives every event and intention, and from this information his incomprehensible mind can determine how each and every strand will serve to influence the future. Thus Tzeentch’s plans reach through time and space, and can carry through untold centuries without fulfilment. For Tzeentch, scheming is not the means to an end, it is an end in and of itself.

-Chaos Daemon Army book 8e

You both are idiots, if you think someone would take your headcanon over established fluff.

>> No.30704169

>>30693805

Slaanesh is pure. Pure chaos.

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