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ITT everything reptile man related.

>> No.30440848

Oh god, yes.

>> No.30440891

in b4 lizardtits

>> No.30440900

>Not delaying your entire party by basking in the sun for 4 hours, every day
Can you believe some people do that?

>> No.30441092

>>30440900

Only four hours?

Better than wizards.

>> No.30441241

I cannot decide whether I prefer jungle/swamp or desert lizardmen. I think its nice to have several related varieties filling such areas.

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>>30441241
What about technologically advanced lizardmen living in arctic or mountainous regions?

>> No.30441440

Scary lizardmen are best.

>> No.30441457

>>30440802

>men
>not lizardfolk

2camp4me

>> No.30441500

>>30441440
What are they saying? I don't know what's going on but I like it anyways

>> No.30441597

>>30441457
How is that even slightly 'camp'.

>> No.30441607

Do Kobolds count?
They're my favorite

>> No.30441638

>>30441607
Kobolds are fucking shit.

Seriously. Dumb weak draconic shit.

Lizardmen/folk are superior.

>> No.30441641

>>30440802
I presume reptile women are also acceptable

>> No.30441648

>>30441597

Because magical realm.

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>> No.30441679

>>30441641

Yeah, but no tits.

>> No.30441689

>>30441641
>implying non-lizardfolk can see the difference between lizardmen and lizardwomen

>> No.30441695

>>30441638
Fuck you kobolds are rad

>> No.30441703

>>30441638
>dumb weak draconic shit
But that's what lizardfolk are too, essentially?
Kobolds are just smaller more agile versions

>> No.30441734

I recall reading a version of Dragonborn where they were created by dragons as a way to more easily keep order amongst humanoids and go into places dragons were too large for. Does anybody know in which setting this is the case?

>> No.30441849

>>30441703
Dragons are smart because they're giant magical creatures. The smaller the dragon gets, the dumber they get.

Meanwhile lizardmen are like fucking meat eating dinosaurs. The smaller they get, the smarter they become.

Besides, kobolds aren't even supposed to be draconic.

They're fucking germanic mythological leprechauns.

>> No.30441867

>>30441689

>Not sticking a thumb into their slit to check Steve Irwin style

>> No.30441875

>>30441849
>germanic mythological leprechauns
Tell me more, I didn't know about this

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>> No.30441929

>>30441849
The only problem is that if kobolds are a type of leprechaun what are we supposed to call all these sneaky midget lizard people?

>> No.30441955

>>30441867

>Sempai finally noticed me!

>> No.30441962

>>30441929
Troodon people.

>> No.30441990

>>30441875
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold

>> No.30442004

>>30441689
>implying they can even hear the difference too

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posting obligatory superior lizardman art

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>>30440802

Scalies = furries. Reported.

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>>30442655
You must be new here.

>> No.30443007

>>30442655
Global rule #7.

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>>30442982

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>>30443018

>> No.30443125

>>30441657
He looks like he's telling a joke to the skull on his staff, and he's just so pleased with himself.

>Hey skull.
>Hey.
>Hey skull.
>Why did the lizard student report his friend's absence?
> He was a hall monitor!

>> No.30443751

>>30443125

Eleventy hours in a hex editor.

>> No.30443797

>>30443751
Fucking saved, anon. Thanks.

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>>30443018

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>>30444630
Oh man, didn't know there was a higher res version. MANY THANKS.

>> No.30449138

>>30441439
Seems too far fetched.

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>>30440900
you'd think your party would get a carriage or something to strap you to the top of so they can go places

>> No.30449723

I made a setting once were lizardmen used to worhship a superior race of wingered and feathered lizardmen, before the Elves butchered them and made the inferior Lizardmen worship them. Elves were above-Tolkien-Elves-Tier and went to conquer the Eastern continent where human lived and the campaign took place. They invaded the first human kingdom with hordes of fanatics lizardmen, before the Orcs in the desert stopped their progression and caused the first elves defeat in the whole invasion. I never could finish the campaign though. It was about finding other representant of the feathered race, because a legend was very similar to this description. They were supposed to find a Coatl in the mountains, passing through the maze like abandoned cities of the extincted Dwarves.

>> No.30449765

>>30443751
This will be my next character. A lizardfolk shaman who moonlights as a ventriloquist with his skull staff.

>> No.30449808

>>30449673
Would a permanent Daylight on something let you bask indoors?

>> No.30449841

>>30449808
Does Daylight create heat, or only illumination?

>> No.30449882

>>30441439
Had a setting where the lizardfolk once had an advanced empire of blood and sacrificial magic that were eventually destroyed by everyone else. Centuries passed. The lizardfolk were thought extinct until adventurers traveled to the frozen continent and found whole cities of them. Cities surrounded by perpetual fire fueled by ancient magics to keep them warm. The lizards were terrified that the other races were still hunting their kind down and did their best to stay hidden.

They weren't really a major part of the setting though and were just a minor interesting thing in the background.

>> No.30449936

>>30449808
Dunno, what do the rulebooks say daylight does?

And beyond that it's DM's discretion.

>> No.30450001

>>30449841
I'm not sure
Apparently "The object touched sheds light as bright as full daylight in a 60-foot radius."

So it is actually creating light, which means that there is some energy that can be absorbed from it. I don't know much about light physics, but I think we can assume that it would be equivalent to the sun at least as far as the visible spectrum is concerned. I'm not sure what percentage of the sun's thermal load is in the visible spectrum rather than other types of radiation, so it's hard to estimate how much energy the light actually transfers at minimum.

If it were up to me, I'd say sure it does, because it says "sheds light" rather than "illuminates" or something, but obviously its open to interpretation.

>> No.30450141

>>30450001
Now I want to make a Lizardfolk bard with permanent Daylight cast on the inside of his cloak. He keeps it closed for portable basking and then flares it open for razzle dazzle and daring do.

>Middle of the night.
>Sneaking into the kobold camp to retrieve an artifact.
>Accidentaly wake a sentry.
>Quick use of Bluff and Perform: Striking Poses while my cloak flares dramatically and backlights him with the glare of the sun.
>Kobolds have a new sun god.

>> No.30450328

>>30450141
Kobolds are warm-blooded though, I don't think they'd accept a cold-blooded god.

>> No.30450352

>>30450001
Maybe we should ask /sci/

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>>30441689
>implying lizardfolk can see the difference either
>bedroom surprises ahoy!

>> No.30450636

>>30450467
>the surprise changes very little

>> No.30450720

>>30450636
>[hermaphrodite mating noises]

>> No.30450779

>>30450720
Bard Tips: Never mate with snailfolk

>> No.30451254

>The Sultry Argonian Bard Volume 1 by Ellya Erdain

Act VI, Scene II, continued

Croon-Tail: My lady, I could never perform your request!

Ellya Erdain: Oh? Is it too fast for you?

Croon-Tail: I fear that it may damage my instrument.

Ellya Erdain: Ah, but you seam to handle your instrument so well, my darling.

Croon-Tail: You flatter me, my lady.

Ellya Erdain: Yes, well it is such a large and magnificent piece. May I hold it?

Croon-Tail: Goodness no! The innkeeper would never approve of such a public display.

Ellya Erdain: Then, may I suggest a private performance? Perhaps, away from the noise of the inn where we both may enjoy your tremendous talent.

Croon-Tail: Surely you don't mean for me to accompany you to your room?

Ellya Erdain: Indeed I do, my sweet. Indeed I do.

END OF ACT VI, SCENE II

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>>30451254
>posting fanfiction

>> No.30451289

>>30451271
"All fiction is just fan fiction of something else"-Bill Gates

>> No.30451309

>>30451271
>it's called original content

OC has been part of this board from the start

>> No.30451324

>>30451289
>missing the joke
>>30451309
It's ingame fanfiction of another ingame book.

>> No.30451711

Been working on a setting for several years now, I've posted a few things about it on here before. Fairly advanced (roughly even with Halo's UNSC) Heinlein-esque alien species.
Made them lizardfolk because fuck yeah lizardfolk. Trying to make them less furrybait though.

>> No.30451739

>>30441903

Please tell me he has tiny adorable t-rex arms.

>> No.30453915

>>30451711
>trying to make them less furrybait though

I'm assuming you drew that, that's pretty nice..

Make it such that the armor is based AROUND the lizard folk rather than lizard folk in human-shaped armor. Those helmets, while seemingly fitting, give the notion that those lizards are wearing human stuff(hence the whole furry anthro part). Give them helmets medieval style, where their jawline is covered to an extent. Make their anatomy different than a human - longer arms, thicker legs(or even using that reverse animal leg thing), an arched back, sensitive eyes(an excuse to wear sunglasses and tinted visors). Give them armor fitting to their body and BAM, you got a race of lizardfolk that probably isnt furry shit at first glance.

>> No.30455999

>>30440891
Did someone say lizard tits?

>> No.30456272

>>30450328
Common misconception. Despite their draconic nature and dragons being warmblooded, kobolds are still coldblooded creatures. Races of the Dragon says so at least, or one of the other 3.5 Dragon books.

>> No.30456306

>>30442650
Is that the lizardman version of the car from Diamonds are Forever?

>> No.30456328

>>30443751
>Comedia Dell'Largarte

>> No.30456368

>>30451254
What would happen if Lifts-Her-Tail and Croon-Tail met? Would a new Daedric Lord of Bad Innuendos come to prominence?

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>>30456328

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>>30456538

>> No.30457236

Dragons with parasols.

>> No.30458032

>>30456538

Oh man, what have I done?

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>> No.30458715

>This thread

>> No.30459261

Lizard people are sweet.

>> No.30459679

>>30458032
I know, right? I can't stop.

>> No.30459777

>>30458032
By the way, what font is that? It looks way better than the one I've been using.

>> No.30460025

>>30459679

This is what happens when you want to use a certain word.

>> No.30461330

>>30458204
>that little bug dude
Wish I knew what they were saying...

>> No.30462275

>> No.30462404 [SPOILER] 

>>30461330
Pix

The pixie.

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>> No.30464535

>>30462404
the horror

>> No.30464633

>>30441241
Jungle for me!

>> No.30464687

>>30441398
Why does the fact she's with a bunch of gnarly lizard dudes make HER more sexually attractive?
I mean if I was into lizards in that way then I could understand it... But I don't fancy them, just her... More so because she's with the lizards.

help

>> No.30464749

>>30464687

Contrast?

>> No.30464751

>>30462404

>> No.30464804

>>30449307
I want this dude to protect me from bullies at school.

>> No.30464866

>>30464687
Don't worry, anon.

It's not gay if it's a lizard.

>> No.30464896

>>30464804

"Give us your lunch money, nerd!"

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>>30464804

>> No.30464955

>>30464896
>with a gun
Kind of overdoing it there, kiddos.

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>>30464896
Guns are for suckers, use it or scram tough guy. I only drop my dimes in the face of blades and cudgels.

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>>30464687
I feel like I'd being stalked by naughty Girls and Lizard thoughts now.

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>> No.30465522

Why do lizardfolk dislike other races? Because they are selfish. Lizardfolk and mammals could be such great friends, the reptiles offering their supporting strength during the day while the mammals share their wonderful body heat during the cold, lonely nights. Instead they call the reptiles primitive and brutish, say they smell of rotting sewage and corpses. Make the poor lizardfolk live in the dank, cold swamp. Selfish mammals.

>> No.30465784

Same anon as >>30451711
Drew this one more recently, experimenting with digital art. Same reptilian alien race, just with power armor. I do love me some power armor.

>> No.30465879

>>30465784
I'm sure a species with a tail would fine a way to implement it tactically rather than just leave it hanging. Maybe an ammo belt guide or throw on a camera/sensor package on the end there for helmet feed.

>> No.30466096

>>30465522
So everyone gets their own lizardfolk to help with daily chores in exchange for cuddles? I could get behind that. If they smell, we can just bathe them right? some nice scented soaps, make them smell like cinnamon or vanilla.

>> No.30466130

>>30466096
>If they smell, we can just bathe with them right?

fixed

>> No.30466648

>>30466096
>the lizardfolk and humans have started to get along better
>they even live in the same cities now
>the lizardfolk have a special fondness for humans because of their natural body warmth
>lizardfolk are very friendly with humans and will use any chance they can get to be close to them for warmth
>they always greet humans with a hug and it's not uncommon for them to consciously or unconsciously wrap their tails around a humans leg when sitting together
>although, there are still some bad eggs in the clutch
>there are lizardfolk who non-consensually cuddle with the warmblooded humans
>humans getting grabbed and pulled into dark alleys to be held and cuddled against their will
>"Go ahead, call the guards. They can't uncuddle you."

>> No.30466745

>>30466648
>Have a lizardfolk roomie
>Constantly waking up half way through night with a lizardfolk cuddling me for warmth
>It's a thorny scale variety, can't even enjoy the cuddles
>chip in a couple hundred to help him get an extra large heat lamp to solve both our problems
>The heat lamp gives off too much light and a loud hum, still can't get sleep.

>> No.30466793

>>30466745
>a thorny scale variety, can't even enjoy the cuddles
You obviously aren't trying hard enough.

>> No.30466821

>>30466745
Heat mats and thermal blankets are cheaper.

>> No.30466959

>>30466821
>lizardfolk have taken a great liking to human fashion
>mainly thick sweaters made of warm materiel
>turtleneck sweaters are even especially liked
>lizardfolk find the name to be rather fitting and funny
>you walk around outside during Fall and see a 8ft tall muscle bound lizardfolk wearing a big fluffy pink turtleneck sweater

>> No.30467084

>>30466959

>> No.30467786

>>30467084
I need more cute lizards

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>> No.30467852

>>30465784
Hey this is probably late and you'll never read this, but you should check out Harry Turtledove's WorldWar series, which deals with a reptilian alien invasion circa 1942

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>>30467786

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>>30467084

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>>30467869
is that even good for it?

>> No.30467946

>>30467914
that lizard is under so much stress

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>> No.30467970

This is no coincidence I know this lizard from EQ1.

>> No.30467971

>mfw when running a 4E custom setting in my game, making up a few kingdoms and such for every race people have an intrest in.
>Bored with Dragonborn and trying to twist them to some unique role
>Decide to roll with honor
>WELCOME TO THE LAND OF DRAKKENLAND
>Basically the holy roman empire, but with more honor, more justice and QUESTING.
>Ruled by an Elder Platinum Dragon.
>Metallic dragons scatter hordes stolen from evil dragons into the wilderness, causing young generations to quest for minor riches and artifacts for fun.
>Players all roll Dragonborn teenagers all on these minor quests
>Game becomes scooby doo with hilarious lighthearted results.

it was funny as hell.

>>30441929
Compygmies.

>> No.30467990

>>30467869
>Das it mane

>> No.30468020

>>30466648
>>30466745
>>30466959

>Rather envious of Human hair and it's sylting customisation qualities, many Lizards, especially rowdy lizard youths have taken to wearing wings glued to their heads and adopting rebellious counter-cultures.

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>> No.30468023

>>30467968
YEAH PUSH A MOTHERFUCKER MOSH PIT

>> No.30468024

>>30467938
>giving a cold blooded thing something freezing to eat
No. That is not good for it. Not absolutely awful, it'll recover just fine. Not good for it, though.

>>30467914
That's a beardie? What morph? Looks more like a tegu with that tail. If it was a tegu I'd be able to think it's not under too much stress, since they are the one lizard that shows traditional affection.

>> No.30468029

>>30468020
what if we have lizards that get feather-hair or something?

>> No.30468052

>>30468024
I was more thinking of the dairy products and all that jazz.

But I agree with you that it looks like a Tegu

>> No.30468072

>>30468029
They simply adopt the counter cultures and hair styles.

Mohawks and Pompadors with leather jackets.

>> No.30468077

>>30468029
Like Lizardman from the newest soul calibur? sounds cool to me

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>> No.30468116

>>30468077
I like how Lizardman basically became Lizard Moses in those games and got a pretty nice ending for himself.

>> No.30468122

>>30468072
Swag
>>30468077
Never played soul calibur, I was thinking Argonians

>> No.30468142

>>30468093
Dayumm
I was expecting him to faceplant headfirst on the glass
That's pretty impressive

>> No.30468145

Let me introduce to you from the outback the last of its kind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSh_fc2y6ds

A real dinosaur, that starts with 3 eyes.

>> No.30468161

>>30468122
Imagine this, but as Lizardmen.


Also how would they react to human emotions? Would they be attracted to huggable personalities?

Would they themselves be cold or welcoming of others?

>> No.30468179

>>30467968
>skadoosh

>> No.30468189

>>30468020
>got a lady lizard friend from down under into that sort of thing.
>has gotten peacock feather peircings in her frill, covering the enter frill.
>Was excited to show me
>I laughed and complimented what a manly bird she looked like
>She mixed ground flies with my hamburger meat as revenge.

>> No.30468224

>>30468122
this is lizardman
>>30442622

>> No.30468229

>>30468161
>Would they themselves be cold
Well, they aren't exactly warm-blooded...

>> No.30468280

>>30468229
Yes, but as a sentient creature, would this make them attracted to warm blooded friends?

Would a Lizardman be a hugger? Seeing as the absorbing of body heat as a nice feeling?

Would even the most battle scarred and rough of Lizard men warriors embrace their Human man at arms as a sign of respect?

>> No.30468317

>>30468280
Stealing their warm, like cats do.

>> No.30468371

>>30468317
But it's not really stealing is it? It's like sharing.

>> No.30468378

>>30468317
>Lizardmen hogging a blacksmith's work area because it's close to the fire
>Lizardmen laying on top of people's horses in the sun
>Lizardmen just lying in an inconvenient place in the street and refusing to move

I love the idea. Lizardmen should act more like cats.

>> No.30468409

>HAS ALCHEMY GONE TOO FAR? [Yes] [No]

>> No.30468502

>cats and lizards

>> No.30468708

>>30468409
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[x] TO INFINITY

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>> No.30468726

>>30468409
Too far? I say alchemy hasn't gone far enough!

>> No.30468740

>>30468502
Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum...

>> No.30468800

>>30468740
That looks like an alligator lizard.

So I fully believe this image.

>> No.30468825

>>30468740
Meanwhile....

>> No.30469400

>>30468825
aren't black bears huge cowards?

>> No.30469419

>>30469400
They're scavengers, so kinda.

>> No.30469472

>>30469419
explains a lot really

also we're severely lacking in lizards here

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>>30469536

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>>30469536
>>30469561
>this comic

I always love this one.

>> No.30469597

>>30469561

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>>30469597

>> No.30469859

>>30469629
Who is this guy?

>> No.30469981

>>30459777
The font is called Tomson Talks. It's freely available.

>>30464687

It's like how the pretty girl gets a friend who's heavier or less attractive to sit by her, so she looks better by comparison.

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>> No.30474144

>>30469629
Oh my goodness those skeletons are adorable.
If I ever become a necromancer, all the skeletons I have will be that adorable.

>> No.30474393

>>30474144
they're humorous
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

>> No.30474444

>>30474144
>>30474393
skeleton bard

>> No.30475096

>>30440891
>not wanting delicious lizardpecs instead

>> No.30475109

>>30455999
always good.

>> No.30475170

>>30475096
also good

>> No.30475591

Behold, content.

>> No.30475608

>>30475591
>mfw not so subtle bulge

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>>30475881
D'aww, tiny butler lizard is the cutest!

>> No.30475993

>>30464804
That's pathetic.

>> No.30476012

>>30475109
dem scars

>> No.30476029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZzMOzjgqI

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>> No.30476067

>>30468052
Apparently as long as it's not eating a lot it'll be okay, if it does eat to much it'll just have diarrhea or something.

Though i wonder why it'd eat it, considering that they don't really have that many taste buds to begin with.

>> No.30476134

>>30456272
Everytime I see this I think it's wearing something risque, like lingerie or a french maid deal but it never is.

>> No.30476164

>>30476134
Maid you say?

>> No.30476176

I came across this one recently
it's quite nice

>> No.30476195

>>30476029
>your lizardman boyfriend has always had trouble with human foods
>but grapes are the worst for him
>you have to chew them for him
>but you don't mind, really...

>> No.30476210

>>30476134
Me too. It's the position, really.

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>> No.30476396

>>30476210
I think I keep thinking it has a feather duster or something.

>> No.30476644

>> No.30476658 [SPOILER] 

>>30440802
>everything reptile man related

>> No.30476673

Good lords these threads really make me realize what a faggot I am, deep inside.

A-at least for lizardkin that might look brutish but really are kinda gentle and kind.

>> No.30476686 [SPOILER] 

>>30476658

>> No.30476688

>>30442622
>no genitals

>> No.30476700

>>30476673
iktf
I don't like guys 90% of the time
I don't usually like muscles
Hell, I don't even have any particular attraction to dfc

But I would cuddle the fuck out of those scaly abs

>> No.30476704

>>30476658
>Extra large
More like feral dragon related, b-but point taken.
If you know what I mean AHUEAUHEAUHAEU

And somehow, the thread turned into "LET'S SEE HOW LEWD WE CAN GET WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING NSFW", boy that sure have never happened before!

>> No.30476716

>>30476700
>individual bulges for dick and ball(s)
>>30476688
clearly it needs a loincloth. I love loincloths.
Loincloths are great for characters. All of 'em. No exceptions.

>> No.30476743

>>30476716
Its obviously the saurian pelvic ridge, pfft

>> No.30476760

>>30476700
I don't have a general preference for either sex (HEY TUMBLR WHAT PRONOUNS SHOULD I USE) but lizardkin are just... Yes. All of the yes, and it frustrates me a bit how I can't explain why.

>>30476716
Loincloths all the fucking way! Fuck, why can't we bring loincloths back into modern fashion. Obscure band t-shirts? Fucking casual, check out my limited edition obscure band loincloth.

>> No.30476849

>>30476673
/tg/ - totally gay

Also do deathclaws count? I mean their sentience is questionable depending on the game but they are mutant chameleons pretty much

>> No.30476879

>>30476849
We prefer to call it "flexible" I think.

They're big brutish monster-like beings that can be sentient and kind if you're lucky - I'd say they count, they're very lizard-like imo.


Picture related, you'll never be the little girl to a big lizardman, or even his best bro.

>> No.30476895

>>30476849
Deathclaws count if you look at the sex mods people made for New Vegas.

>> No.30476898

>>30476700
>>30476673
Are you me, anon? Guys do nothing for me, but I'd snuggle a big burly lizardman to help him warm up in a heartbeat. I have no idea why I feel these feels?

>> No.30476902

>>30476879
Guess I'll throw out some stuff then
>>30476895
I've got censored images if that's what you're looking for

>> No.30476944

>>30476895
I-I... What.

Fucking hell I actually need to go see this, despite knowing it's gonna be horribly awkward

>>30476898
We are legion. If lizardlike aliens ever attempt to subdue our planet, it is our job to snuggle their hatred away and take us on a journey through space. Or die trying, if you're into that.

>>30476902
Content is content, I'm starting to get a lot of duplicate messages already.

>> No.30476957

>>30476944
I'm probably going to pick at random from my images

and hopefully not accidentally grab one of my non-censored images

>> No.30476959

>>30476944
They can knock up female characters in one of the mods as well.

>> No.30476977

>>30476959
that reminds me

>> No.30476981

>>30476957
That just makes me wonder why you'd have censored images when you've already got uncensored ones.

>> No.30476984

>>30476957
Go on...
Perhaps starting a paralel thread on /d/ would suit this occassion?

>> No.30476988

>>30476957
That'd be a shame now wouldn't it?

>> No.30476990

Time to give people a new fetish.

>> No.30477002

>>30476977
>using "sex" as a noun in reference to genitals
that's an instant bonerkill
like really who says that besides very sheltered amish women

>> No.30477017

>>30476981
I'm a lazy fuck and this shit is just on my desktop
>>30476984
Too close to beastiality/furry for me to risk a ban

Also I dont' have the originals and don't really care to find them.
>>30477002
eh better than endless use of pussy and so on.

>> No.30477018

>>30477002
ESL people?

>> No.30477019

>>30476984
Dude/dudette/whatever.
Do it already, just give us a title name to search for.

>>30476977
S-shit, I think I'm actually blushing. What the fuck was in that sandwich I had, 200mL of Estrogen?

>>30476990
>Mission_Success.wav

>> No.30477033

>>30444779

wow they made Reptile look like shit.

>> No.30477036

>>30476977
>mpreg/futa
hot

>> No.30477061

>>30477036
I should clarify that it's a male in the first two and female in the rest.

Although the latter is how I play my courier

>> No.30477107

>>30477061
Daaaaaaaaaaaang, that image, holy fuck.

This place is currently about as straight as a rollecoaster.

>> No.30477126

>>30477107
I refuse to believe anyone on this site is 100% straight.

>> No.30477139

The whole "not attracted to dudes but I'd do things to that (monster race) regardless of its gender)" is a weird thing.

At least, for better or worse, it's something that'll never come up IRL so that's one less thing to worry about.

>> No.30477153

>>30477139
inb4 aliens that look like monsters make contact with us in the next week

>> No.30477157

>>30477126
True that.

>>30477139
Oh, don't you say that, who knows what aliens will look like if they ever land here?

>> No.30477163

>>30477153
>>30477157
Well it's certainly not one of those "I'm going to be really mad if I'm wrong" statements.

>> No.30477190

>>30477163
I'm giggling trying to imagine how you'd be all "Oh no, uhm, please stop, don't do that a-ah, everyone else run far away and save yourselves! I'll be the sacrifice, j-just go!"

>> No.30477196

>>30477190
>dem feather
Oh my

>> No.30477209

This is probably my alltime favourite lizardman picture. Shit looks badass as all hell.

unrelated note:
help lizardman thread friends, I'm stuck on whether to play vidya games, draw up a comic for my new characters backstory for my DM (note: I can't really draw) or make some 3D hat for TF2, because hats and maybe money
ultimately I'm doing none of the above and being on 4chan

>> No.30477214

>>30477163
>aliens make contact and land on Earth
>every fa/tg/uy and /co/mrade's face turns into Kirk's face

>> No.30477264

>>30449808
>>30449841
>Despite its name, this spell is not the equivalent of daylight for the purposes of creatures that are damaged or destroyed by bright light.
So I imagine the inverse is true, too.

>> No.30477284

>>30477196
Oh my indeed. Argonians are pretty high on my "PLEASE BE MY HUSBANDO/WAIFU/WHATEVER"-list.

>>30477209
Oh, old proper Warhammer lizardmen are probably what founded my fondness for lizardkin in general. I'd say vidya, tbh.

>>30477214
Heck I'd even skip the initial "i-it's not like I want to o-or anything!" and be at their genitals as quick as possible. Fuck, someone's gotta step up and save humanity, might as well do it like a fucking pro.

>> No.30477294

>>30477209

Comic. Now.

>> No.30477307

>>30477190
It's called taking one for the team, anon.

>> No.30477318 [SPOILER] 

>>30477284
you'd have to wonder how recreational-sex orientated an alien society would be
>>30477294
yes, you're right, it must be done

spoiled because honestly, not sure if leg or penis

>> No.30477322

>>30477307
Or two

depending on if they understand the concept of the splitroast.

>> No.30477323

>>30477284
Jesus fucking christ I swear I can actually feel my ovaries quivering. Or balls or whatever suits your fancy

Get the fuck off my husbando.

>> No.30477342

>>30477284
Dude. Space lizard STDs aren't laughing matter. Who knows what weird things might happen.

>> No.30477365

>>30477318
It might be a pelvis bone or whatever it's called

>> No.30477371

>>30477126
I find this sort of thing intriguing on account of having known women who eat this sort of thing up like its cocaine frosted chocolate.

>> No.30477381

>>30477323
It's the pose, look, and that slightly protruding tongue that do me in. It just looks so delicious...

>> No.30477391

This one is a cutey

>> No.30477392

>>30477371
The monster rape?

>> No.30477399

>>30477365
(it's a penis, though)

(seen several etc.)

>> No.30477411

>>30477392
They dig the rape!
They dig the monster rape!
The monster rape!
It left their jaws agape...

>> No.30477421

>>30477411
wahooo
wah wha wahhooooo

>> No.30477427

>>30477322
Heyooo!

>>30477318
A lot of cuddling hopefully, and casual playful sex galore.

>>30477323
I saw him first, back the fuck up. Unless he's rutting, I might require your uh, "assistance" is that is the case.

>>30477342
I immideately pictured myself turning into a space lizard from some STD I caught getting bukkaked from like 5 of them. Fucking hell internet what have you done to me

>> No.30477433

>>30477392
All women's erotic fic is basically about monster rape.

>> No.30477453

>> No.30477463

Why I have the feeling these threads are promoted by AgroAntirrhopus from FurAffinity?

>> No.30477469

I have far too much pornography in this folder
and I don't know why, I don't fap to it or at my computer at all
I think "I like that" and save it and never look at it unless I'm posting it

>> No.30477476

>>30477463
Why do you know individual people from FurAffinity?

Don't you know where you are? Don't you know how /tg/ got started? Quit howling with the enemy, you fucking faggot.

>> No.30477486

>>30477463
I doubt it. /tg/ is just gay enough for this shit to happen

>> No.30477487

>>30477469
Oh good, I'm not the only one.

>> No.30477506

>>30477476
Hey Agro, how goes with those Mechwarrior minis your husband gifted you?

>> No.30477546

>>30477506
Come on man, nobody cares about any individuals from the human toilet that is FA
just post lizards or save'em

>> No.30477553

>>30477463

>FA

Liking smut is one thing, but acting like a total faggot and using FA is not okay.

Also furries have a shit sense of humor.

>> No.30477562

this thread
> pic and music related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qk6eaPt_fg

>> No.30477573

>>30477433
Well 'Taken by the T-rex' was not written for men.

>>30477209
Warhammer lizardmen have always been my favourite.

>> No.30477582

>>30477562
did you just do a barryroll
>this pic
I'd do quests for him

>> No.30477685

>>30477463
OP here, I do not know who the fuck that is. I just like lizardmen and this thread went to places I did not expect.

>> No.30477707

>>30477562

I like this guys art only when he does things with tits.

>> No.30477754

>>30477582
I'd do quests too, and get rewarded with his cold, hard cash.

>> No.30477757

>>30477685
> I just like lizardmen
who doesn't? excluding people of no taste

>>30470973
duplicate file

frills!

>> No.30477854

>>30477685
> this thread went to places I did not expect.
That is a filthy lie, anon. You know where you are.

>> No.30477958

>>30477854
>You know where you are.
In spite of what you might believe /tg/ is not /d/-lite. It's /tg/. /d/ stuff belongs on /d/.

faggot

>> No.30477992

>>30477958
I think you'll find /tg/ is quite delightful

>> No.30478029

>>30477992
I know. But when people start to share about their magical realm and start to type like t-t-this I know it's time to abandon thread.

>> No.30478048

>>30478029
Damn you people to hell, I am reading GURPS Fantasy and every time the world building chapter mentions magical realms I think of pissy trees as far as the eye can see.

>> No.30478073

>>30478048
Don't blame me, blame the guys who can't keep their fetishes and sexual fantasies to themselves - over a game of D&D of all things...

>> No.30478126

>Be attending an Adventuring school
>New roommate is a lizardfolk shaman wizard
>He's a stranger in these lands but very friendly and willing to please
>Lets me copy his dungeoneering homework
>He smells like raw sewage because of some kind of mold or fugus growing under his scales
>He acts like he doesn't even notice the smell when asked
>Finally have enough and drag him by the tail to the bath house against his will
>Give him a full body scrubdown, takes hours
>Smells like cinnamon now
>Starts treating me different, very unsure and almost embarrassed.
>Suddenly very touchy, feely
>Keep finding him in my bed
>He acts kind of strange when I tell him to gtfo
>Finally ask what the hell
>Turns out that the swamp fungus was his only reminder of home
>I took that away and made him smell like my stuff
>Turns out this is part of their dating rituals, removing their familial scent and replacing it with yours
>Typically followed by cuddling and sex
>tldr: He thinks we're married and that I've been shunning him due to some shame he's committed
>He's trying more and more elaborate ways to get me to sleep with him
>Don't really want a lizardwizard husband but I'm not going to pass dungeoneering without him.
>watdo

>> No.30478149

>thread is in autosage
we haven't hit image cap yet
quick, post everything

>> No.30478173

>>30478149
Huh, that one looks feminine somehow

>> No.30478215

>>30478173
I'm not really seeing it.
This one however.

>> No.30478239

Last call!
See you next time.

>> No.30479093

>>30477433
I'd never realised this until my partner told me about it. I've been running a private DnD game that's basically "Monster Rape: The Rapening" under her request for like a year now. She has a cowgirl sidekick that is just a genderbent version of me. She hasn't cottoned on yet.

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