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Exalted had that in their April Fools supplement.
Long story short, a mythical god-king fell in love with a mountain - not the god of the mountain, not the mighty elemental at its heart, but the mountain his self. And being a god-king who'd long ago gone full decadence, he invented the "Many-Stalked Flower of Delight", which plugged into two individuals and automatically translated their actions and reactions into a species-appropriate equivalent for their partner.
And then he fucked the mountain so hard that everyone nearby died in the ensuing eruption.
Fucking Solars, man.