>>29819436
The problem with Chaos is that it's full of nerds and nutjobs and is built entirely upon maintaining that order. Chaos is a dregradation of men, a horde of beasts, not an uplifting force. The gods don't really take interest in men as men. You are giving them too much credit. The Imperium is a grinding, backbreaking quasi-dictatorship and has never, ever tried to truly hide that from its residents as a whole. Chaos is subversive and even self-destructive by nature. I do not want to pledge my loyalty to gods who want me and my buddies to go posion wells for fun.
And then there's this, >>29819672. Some chaos guys want a daemon waifu. I do not want a daemon waifu. I do not want to be turned into a pile of syphilis, or find myself missing a spine, or find a nasty surprise under a skirt. I wanna live, dammit, without alla this stupid chaos nonsense. Chaos! That's what it is. Nothing but a gibbering mob of beasts who would rather submit than stand and fight. Chaos! Stupid runts what can't even stick together without a good figurehead, and ya know it. Perhaps this is true as well of the Imperium, but at least there I don't have to deal with my life, and the lives of my fellows, being on the line for gods who can only laugh at our suffering. At the Imperium can fight not only for the Emperor, but the freedom he promised! Every offer daemons make is with a silver tounge, yes, but it's mercury on their breath, and a silver tounge is not helpful in masking dingy , claggy teeth. Stupid chaos nerds. And if you can rebut it all, I say, go home anyways! I'm gonna stay with the Imperium. Better to die fighting beasts than to become 'em! Ave Imperator.
Ah hell. Ah welll! Picture for ants because Chaos does not deserve any better.