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29682218 No.29682218 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You are an Ordo Xenos Inquisitor. You are engaged in a routine xenocide when a message is sent to you from the aliens you are exterminating.

It reads "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?"
How do you respond?

>> No.29682292
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>>29682218
"For the Emperor. :PPPP"

>> No.29682322

"Kill or be killed. Nothing personal."

>> No.29682343

>>29682218
Suffer not the alien to live?
hello?
Inquisition school 101?

>> No.29682351

I press the button labelled "Exterminatus".

Xenos that try to reason with men are more dangerous than Orks, in an insidious fashion at that......

>> No.29682357

Seeing as I'm Imperial and not Ur-Quan, continue the Exterminatus while placing the message in my spam folder. Also, be extra careful with any and all psychic messages from now on because odds are there's a Talking Pet around and fuck going anywhere near those little shitbags.

>> No.29682373

>>29682218
>How do you respond?
because you are in the way. more than that, though; you are in the way because you exist

>> No.29682380

>>29682357
Also convince the Kohr-ah to invade Tyranid sectors and/or Chaos-held ones. There's no way this can go wrong~!

>> No.29682384

>>29682218
>implying i would even accept messages from the foul xeno scum we are purging with extreme prejudice

The Emperor protects!

>> No.29682387

"You are the filth. We cleanse."

>> No.29682469

>>29682387
im sure they are so terrified of lord inquisitor billy maze and the oxyclean crusade

>> No.29682493

>>29682218
laugh. preferably while purging the sender.
"suffer not the alien to live"

>> No.29682494

>>29682469
That's a direct quote of the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah you idjit.

>> No.29682535

>>29682469
VOX THIS NUMBER IN THE NEXT TWENTY CYCLES AND WE WILL DOUBLE YOUR OFFER!
THATS RIGHT, YOU GET FOUR BOTTLES OF ORANGSTERMINATUS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!!

>> No.29682605

>>29682494
>>29682535
BILLY MAZE HERE AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN CLEANSE THE TAINT OF IMPURITY FROM YOUR IMPERIAL GUARD REGIMENT, HIVE SPIRE, OR EVEN SPACE MARINE CHAPTER. THIS STUFF PURGES MUTANTS, HERETICS, WITCHES, EVEN THE TAINT OF CHAOS ITSELF

>> No.29682653

>>29682218
I don't have a hardwired response to this phrase built into my genetic memory, so I continue the bombardment.

>> No.29682661

>>29682218
Depends. How Radical am I, and how fuckable are the xeno scum on a scale of one through ten?

>> No.29682708

>>29682218
>implying I'm not channeling captain kirk.

Star date. 49... 99..., I've mad love to the alien princess known as... [Incomprehensible chatter] after an irresistible urge came between us while negotiating a... Trade in technology.

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>>29682661
You tell me!

>> No.29682793

To be Unclean
That is the Mark of the Xenos
To be Impure
That is the Mark of the Xenos
To be abhorred
That is the Mark of the Xenos
To be Reviled
That is the Mark of the Xenos
To be Hunted
That is the Mark of the Xenos
To be Purged
That is the fate of the Xenos
To be Cleansed
For that is the fate of all Xenos

Love, the Ordo Xenos of the Imperial Inquisition
xoxoxo

>> No.29682794

"Lol, I'm so random!"

>> No.29682902

Simple. I accept this and go down to the surface

I meet these Xenos, i seek out their post powerful leader.

I gain his trust, and then seduce him, until he/she trusts me utterly

Finally, after one night of sordid passion i crawl over my lover, and gently whisper in his ear. 'For the emperor'

The teleporter on my ship fires up and i'm pulled off of the planet as Exterminatus begins, and the last thing the alien hears is my laughter

>> No.29683115

>>29682902
I shoot him in the face. Much less time consuming no?

>> No.29683133

I don't understand any of this xeno babble I'm reading so presume it's one last insult to the emperor by desperate xenos and exterminate them even faster.

>> No.29683232

>>29682709
Continue the purge. I may be a Radical, but I'm not Radical enough for that shit.

>> No.29683495

>>29683232
Pleb.

>> No.29683734
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29683734

Well, I don't respond with WORDS, per se.

>> No.29684573

>>29682218
I don't.

Why should I have to waste energy conversing with Xenos? Especially when that energy could be better expended killing them in increasingly innovative and efficient ways.

I wasn't given my Rosette for my wordplay and pontification skills.

Now hurry up with the fire bombing captain, I want these Xenos dead by the end of the day so we can start deploying the colonists, and I can get back to my dissection tables.

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>>29684573
>dissection
>bothering to kill the aliens first
What's the matter, squeamish?

>> No.29685295

>>29685173
Different Inquisitor, they don't move as much when they're dead and that reduces the wear on my scalpels.

>> No.29685398

>>29685295
Try laser scalpels, they don't wear.

>> No.29685436

This is 40k, so the aliens are doubtless shape-shifting marrow drinkers, devotees of hideous venom cults, floating psychic orbs who manifest weapons of umbral darkness and/or bestial monsters whose hyper-rages destroy starships.

I push the exterminatus button harder.

>> No.29685474

>>29683734
>ATTACK THE DARKNESS BROTHERS
>THAT ROCK MOVED EXPEND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE

>> No.29685508

>>29682218
Suffer not the alien to live.

The stars belong to humanity alone filthy xenos.

>> No.29685667
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"He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence."

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>implying I would bother responding and not just peacefully sip my recaff as I sit watching the orbital bombardment from a observation deck.

>> No.29685743

"You ask why we must cleanse your race. I will tell you. The filth of the alien and the witch must be exterminated to preserve the purity of the Human race, lest we degenerate into abomination."
Then a full spread of incendiary torpedoes.

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>>29682469
>>29682605
>Maze
Unforgivable.

>> No.29685831

>>29685771
You have to 40k-ify the name. It would be Guillame Maze or something.
>Guillame Maze, Lord Inquisitor of Values

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>>29682218

>> No.29685944
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>>29682218

>> No.29685963

>>29682218
"You ain't my niggas. Get wrekt, son."

>> No.29686028

>>29682902
>inquisitor/bard combo
what could possibly go wrong ?

>> No.29686061

>>29686028
>>inquisitor/bard combo
Well, Inquisitors can also be Rogue Traders, as it turns out. So...

>> No.29686165

>>29686061
that seems like it could be abused for the most asinine reasons...

kinda like WIZARDS!

>> No.29686235

>be a Arch-militant
>I can't find my shotgun
>guess I'll just requisition a few hundred shipments of guns
>I'll just leave them all round so next time I need one I won't be without.

>> No.29686427

I keep the vox line open, however I do not halt the exterminatus

I then mix an especially dry martini for the occasion, and then proceed to entertain their pleas for mercy with no intent of halting.

>> No.29686479

#YOLO

>> No.29686554
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>>29682218

"I know."

>> No.29686556

>>29682218
Though you consider us your enemies, these conclusions are false. We are your salvation. We bring you peace, and it is in eternal rest shall you find it.

>> No.29686655

>>29682218
Reference this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjJOu-VyDY8

>> No.29686813

I apologize for the misunderstanding and send them a gift of truce.

It's an atmospheric incinerator torpedo with a bow on it.

>> No.29686859

>>29686028
Nothing.

>> No.29687035
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I send them back a message.

>> No.29687443

Alien, you have spoken the word and spoken them rightly. I will tell you everything you wish to know... through the medium of interpretive dance.

>> No.29687740

I tell a long and meandering story about that time I went to Terra and fall asleep in the middle of it.
I totally miss the orbital bombardment and end up grumpy for a month.

>> No.29687909

I ask a couple of acolytes what they would do individually. All those who say we should talk are sent to the planet so they can have first class tickets to an exterminatus.

>> No.29687976

>>29687909
Be reasonable now, the filthy xenos at least deserve an explanation as to why they're going to die.
Even if it is just "Your existence is an affront to the Emperor, blah blah blah continue bombardment."

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>>29687976
>Be reasonable
Oh ho ho, that's a paddlin'.

>> No.29688034

>>29687976
I highly suggest that you don't tell me how to be an inquisitor. I realise that if they were human perhaps they may deserve an explanation, as filthy Xeno scum they deserve nothing other than death as soon as I can provide it.

>> No.29688423

Yeah, see, I'm just following the first contact protocols of my race, no real malice intended.

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>>29687976
>the filthy xenos at least deserve
>the (...) xenos (...) deserve

>> No.29688698

>>29687976
You demand an explanation? What I do may be considered wrong, but where there is doubt, I shall sow faith.

However, by merely existing, everything that you are is wrong. That is reason enough for His Holiness the Emperor, and that is reason enough for me.

Suffer not the Alien to live.

Ave Imperator.

>> No.29688723

>>29682469
>>29682605
It's "Mays", moron.

>> No.29688742

>>29682218
I put down my amasec, light a cigar and hit the cyclonics.

Words are wasted on the dead and the undeserving. The Emperor knows why, as do the Lords, and that is enough for me.

>> No.29688857

Respond? I'm an inquisitor, not some damn Guard Ordinance officer!

>Purging Intensifies

>> No.29689030

>>29686061
>Unlimited political power within the Imperium
>Unlimited political power outside the Imperium
>Nigh-infinite money, right of conquest over anything non-Imperial
>Ability to straight-up commandeer anything Imperial, up to and including entire regiments, planets and battlefleets
>Immunity from any investigation or accusation

What could go wrong?

>> No.29689919

Nothing personnel kid ;)

>> No.29689937

>>29689030
Well, with great power comes great responsibility, so he'll b extra responsible!

>> No.29690002

>>29682218
You. I like you, OP.

>> No.29690022

>>29686655
Is that Michael Dorn's voice? It sounds like him.

>> No.29690742

>>29689030
The Inquisition polices itself, you know. In particular, the Ordo Hereticus often keeps in eye in the other major and minor Ordos in the event of heresy/corruption/etc.

>> No.29690783

>>29690022
I don't think it was.

>> No.29690884

>>29682794
10/10 best response in the thread

>> No.29692526

Because I'm raycis.

>> No.29692688

Get #Wrekt #Purging #AlienCorpseParty #ExterminatuRave #GoEmps :^)

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>>29682218
Xenos have no right to question morality of an Inquisitor.
They see me purgin'. They xenos. Those aliens keep dying plenty

>> No.29692840

>>29692688
#Swag

>> No.29693076

>>29692688

>spam every screen on the xenos world with #wrekt

Whats the point of being an Inquisitor if you cant have a laugh or two?

>> No.29693266

"enjoy your virus bomb faget"

>> No.29693358

>>29693266
But what if they are xeno Nurgle cultists?

>> No.29693363

Seriously though is anyone else vaguely creeped out by the wholesale murder of other species, including their children?

>> No.29693385

>>29693358
Brah, the Life Eater virus releases flammable gases as it breaks everything down into sludge. Then you light it up with a lance strike.

So, I hope they're immune to burning too.

>> No.29693417

>>29693385
I mean they welcome disease and decay. I'm sure they'll enjoy that bit.

>> No.29693452

>>29693385

>Entire planet turns into one massive mass of sentient Chaos disease-goo.
>Setting it on fire just makes it vaguely irritated.

>> No.29693473

>>29693363

Well, yes. But our characters aren't, obviously. 40k is obviously not a good setting for reasoned ethical actions, anon.

>> No.29693499

>>29693363
THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT! THE IMPERIUM ARE NOT THE GOOD GUYS!

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>>29693363
...No? I'm confused, is this a trick question?

>> No.29693548

>>29693417
Well, they can enjoy it for the short time it lasts.

>> No.29693563

>>29693363
>>29693513
inquisition monitoring thread
NICE TRY ACOLYTE

>> No.29693632

>>29693363

ERMAHGERD NOT MY NOT REAL ALIEN BABBIES.

THE IMPERUMZ NEEDS MERR CONTREL ON LAS WEPONZ!

>> No.29693639

>>29693473

Fair enough; that's the answer I wanted to hear.

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29693651

We do NOT Exterminatus the planet, guys.

Lance strikes, sure. Maybe a torpedo or two.
But mostly, load up the transports and get boots on the ground to destroy the filth with laser and cannon and blade.

A habitable planet is a valuable resource. We just need to remove the current infestation.

>> No.29693664

"Oh, I left a note about that on your mom's dresser last night."

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>>29693513

Look at this. LOOK. HOW COULD YOU KILL THIS?

>> No.29693680

>>29693632
The imperium really does need to have more control over las weapons. It needs to issue more of them.

>> No.29693689

>>29693363
That gives me an idea!

>say they have swayed me and I will allow a number of their children to live
>pick up the children
>say "lel thanks for the vivisection subjects dumbasses"
>proceed bombardment

>Keep a couple around as deniable assets and infil-traitors

>> No.29693710

>>29693665
Incredibly easily and with fire.

>> No.29693752
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>>29693665
With a macrocannon barrage, generally.

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>>29693665

this is how.

>> No.29693796

>>29693651

>A planet is more important then dead xenos.
>A dead world can't be strip mined.

Yeah get the fuck out we're purging these freaks you hugbox warrior.

>> No.29693808

>>29682469
>year 40k
Too soon man...

>> No.29693835

>>29693763
Xenos fisting

>> No.29693856

I call off the barrage.

I return a message saying I'm willing to send emissaries to the planet. If they agree I send them with a contingent of guards while I use my ship to scan every microbe on the planet.

I use the emissaries as ground eyes to get a better picture of what this planet has of value, if it has anything at all.

Regardless of results I withdraw the diplomats and either a) resume bombing if they have nothing or b) order a strike force to smash and grab whatever it is they have that I want.

THEN I finish wiping them out.

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>>29693752
>>29693710

Come on. Deep inside, beneath the armor, beneath the scars, beneath the conditioning and the hatred and the centuries of killing, don't you remember what it was to be a child? Don't you remember the feeling of being safe and content against your mother's breast? Do you remember the innocence, the wonder, the beauty of the stars above? In some small, long-buried part of you, can you not feel even the barest, smoldering ember of sympathy for the love lost between those you kill?

>> No.29693892

>>29693796
Nah, he's right. If people can live on the world, then it's a waste to destroy the atmosphere and all that.

That's why you use CHEMICAL weapons. Kills fast, kills indiscriminately, and doesn't leave the planet completely ruined.

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>>29685173
>>29685398
>>29685295
My niggas

>> No.29693923

>>29693890
Not when they are xenos.

>> No.29693959

>>29693890
they eat babies

>> No.29694062

>>29693959

The xenos or the space marines?

>> No.29694092
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>>29693890
This is as my Master told it to me and now I tell it thee.

There are a billion names of damnation! A billion kinds of things that slither and slime and defile the land and sea and wind. Each thing is a kind of sin spawned by man's evil. And that man is very sinful there are many of these damned things and their power is great.

As the purpose of all things in nature is to increase so it is with the damned. They would we joined them and so they seek to overcome us. In alien forms they assault us. In sleep they come to spread doubt and fear among us. They would corrupt our hearts and see us damned too. Trust them not nor suffer them to live.

For each alien destroyed is a soul freed from eternal bondage. Each mortal alien life extinguished is a human soul raised to glory. Thus our eternal destiny is written in the blood of the alien.

With sword and spear destroy the alien. With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars. With tooth and fist and hammer blows, with axe and shell and poison-bombs, with virus-charge and thermal mines!
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!

As my Master told it me I now tell it thee that thou shalt tell others in thy turn.

>> No.29694260

>>29694092

Then I ask you this: Will you spare even the barest moment of pity? Those warriors of ours that have stood against you, those who saw into the face of death and hoisted their weapons, those who knew they would fall beneath your treads, your boots, your shells, and fought nonetheless- Those who knew they were dead, but did not flee. As warriors, they fought for the innocent. As warriors, they died. I ask you only this: Do not forget us. If our children must die, let them die quick, but know that your heart holds the only requiem we will know. You cannot give us mercy, or pity, but I beg of you- give us memory. Let our struggle and our sorrow carry with you, into the stars, so that we may not become part of the uneasy darkness between them.

>> No.29694368

>>29694260

No see this is the glory in our crusade.

We conquer your world for future generations of our kind. Our industry will be built over your corpses. The great vistas you once thought beautiful will instead will be destroyed and leveled to make way for factories and habitation modules. The seas you once thought beautiful will be drank dry to cool the reactors that power everything we have built over your graves.

But see the true beauty is that you will not be remembered. Our race will grind on and you will be forgotten.

The dead tell no tales.

>> No.29694430

>>29694260
How poetic.
Doesn't change the fact that it is us or the xenos, and it can never be the xenos.

>> No.29694452

>>29694062
the xenos
spase mareens only eat children

>> No.29694479
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29694479

Should I recieve such a message I would simply say to them...
>"Mon ami, foie gras."

>> No.29694485
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29694485

>I don't think demoralizing the xenos before killing them is too heretical
>My response:
I am killing you out of mercy.
By fire shall your race be spared from a future filled with incessant warfare and endless bloodshed. To resist prolongs the misery. Think of your future generations and surrender.

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>>29694479

No.

Instead send them the greatest message one can send.

"Omelette du Fromage"

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>>29694479
you motherfether... you just had to cite poirot!

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>>29694579

>> No.29694647
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>>29694260
The only memory I can promise your misbegotten kind is a file of your vivisection and some ruminations on the few noteworthy points of your culture in the records of the Ordo, and your pelt for my armor. I may in fact even use one of your bones to hang my cape on.

Your entire civilization will be eradicated and utterly forgotten as if it never existed. We shall leave not one stone upon another to mark your existence. We shall render down the bodies of your kin and use the components as we will. It shall be as if your species never was. And your planet will belong to Man.

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>>29694452
Space Marines eat everyone, hence the Omophagea. And, you know, the Flesh Eaters.
As I'm sure these xenos will find out directly.

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29694778

Deny the alien and urge all who battle them to slay them that they may no longer speak lies with their twisted alien tongues.

>> No.29694834

>>29694368
>>29694647

>>29694368
>>29694647

Then do what you will. We know now we have faced an enemy without compassion, devoid of honor, and ruled by fear.

All, eventually, must go to their grave. We go to ours with virtue in our heart, knowing we stood, until the end, against monsters. It is a glory you will never know- For whatever evil you claim to fight, it has won. It has created you.

>> No.29694845

>>29693651
meh, seems like a waste of troops that could be deployed else where
>>29693689
I like this idea, maybe it's because I'm a megalomaniac who wants to control the lives of thousands. The survivors might make good assassins since nobody will know what they are since they are mostly extinct, therefore unknown. I wouldn't do any capturing of enough specimens to make a stable breeding colony because I want to be able to deny everything.

>> No.29694891

>>29694834

We die as we live xeno. With one foot in the grave and the other on the throats of our enemies and with our eyes towards the Emperor.

Enough banter! Continue the bombardment!

=][=

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"Kill the alien before it can speak its lies."

>> No.29694927

>>29694834
Is it any consolidation that if your race's weapons were effective, I may start using them to purge other xenos?

>> No.29694931

>>29682218
*exterminatus intensifies*

>> No.29694934

>>29694834
you would have become as corrupted as us eventually. This was a mercy-kill.

>> No.29694952

>>29689919

Inquisitor Cold Steel I presume?

>> No.29694956

I exterminate harder.

>> No.29695089
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>>29694834
There is one way you will be remembered.

It will be remembered that not even here - here, on this worthless rock in a backwards sector of little practical use to anyone - not even here, would we suffer the existence of the alien. Not for a moment.

>> No.29695091

Whelp, I think all the xenos are dead now.
...
LETS GET OUT THE GOOD LHO-CIGARS AND HAVE A FEAST! I will send out some mandatory invites to the navy captains who participated in the bombardment. Their ships did all the hard work so it's only fair to include them.

>> No.29695156

>>29694845
Well, that was the idea. They are the only xenoforms of their particular breed left. Whatever strengths or weaknesses they possess, I am the only one who knows of them. Who would be able to defend against such a thing? And who could trace such creatures to me? It's the perfect opening to infiltrate alien species that have learned to be wary of humans.

>> No.29695181

>>29694609
those are tears of joy you are drinking.
I think that might be the best kind of tears

>> No.29695216 [SPOILER] 
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I have a deep conversation on the subject, have an epiphany, and leave the aliens in peace.

Then I send a Kill-Ship back programmed to transmit "u seem to have been coaxed into a snafu" before the Exterminatus.

>> No.29695277

>>29682218
I discipline the vox operator who thought this was important enough to bring to my attention.

>> No.29695282
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>>29695091
The Strike-Team is getting a bit antsy, I think they expected more of a fight. We should just shoot them at the planet and let them run around for a bit trying to find something left alive so they can kill it.
Then we can party without them moping about.

>> No.29695416

>>29695091

Shall I dispatch troops to the surface to begin the customary defecation on the mass grave, your excellency?

>> No.29695424

>>29695156
Hhhhmmmmmmm... it appears that we are in an agreement on what to do.
I'll let you do the capturing but could I borrow one of them from time to time?
In exchange I'll give you the location and access codes to a hundred safe houses I've established.

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>>29693890
>remember the feeling of being safe and content against your mother's breast?
No I only feel safe knowing I live and die for the emperor
>the wonder, the beauty of the stars above?
the stars will only be beautiful once every planet if free of Xeno scum
>don't you remember what it was to be a child
I remember how the xenos slayed my kinsmen
I remember how the Inquisition saved me
how they raised me, nay made me
For before them I was nothing
>sympathy for the love lost between those you kill?
I feel only pity that you will never know the love of the emperor that can only come from the death xenos

>> No.29695469

>>29682218
I wonder where the fiends learned Gothic. Probably by torturing captured humans, I'll warrant! Just for that I'll boil their seas.

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>>29695277

>> No.29695500
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>>29682218
I'm an Inquisitor and have been raised in the Imperial cult since birth. What the fuck do you think I do?

>> No.29695529

>>29695282
>>29695416
Yes and yes, although stay away from certain areas that my colleague is going to be personally purging....

>> No.29695541
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Wait.... does the one issuing the message look like this? I believe this is very important to our responses.

>> No.29695553

>>29695416
Take the vial of my urine I save for these occasions to "consecrate" the area first.
Also, make sure they don't forget to salt the fields this time! It's important!

Can never find good help these days.

>> No.29695554

Because we hope no longer.

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>>29695500
>Talking about being Inquisitor
>Post ultrasmurfs

>> No.29695615

>>29695424
Hmm? Oh, sure, borrow a few whenever you like. I'm trying to figure out how to integrate inconspicuous weapons into them. And micro-atomic charges in the brain case in case they're caught.

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>>29695541
god-emperor damn-it there are plenty of fine human women that need some love.
Stop wasting it on filthy xenos.
Did you know that some Sisters of Battle don't take Vows of Chastity and Sobriety?
They are a load of fun. Seriously, go spend some time with them.

>> No.29695637

>>29695553

>Dare you enter the Inqwhizzitor's Magical Retinue?

>> No.29695667

>>29695628

No, uh-uh. They start out all sweet and smiling but you get them into bed and suddenly they're pulling daggers and lighters out from go knows where.

Thats a mistake you only make three or four times.

>> No.29695687

>>29695615
Micro-atomics?!
I would have just gone with an implanted sedated tyranid fleshborer. If the assassin doesn't get regular sedatives for the thing then it eats them alive. Great way to keep them under control and on time.

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>>29695628
WHAT!? Fuck that, exterminate the xenos. I have Sororitas to lay!

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>>29695554

Well, shit man.

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>>29695628
I don't know if that's such good advice to be giving. I mean, last time I had to have one of those lobotomized just because as soon as I found out she'd had my kid I just knew that I'd found the PERFECT Nephilim fodder. You'd never believe how hysterical she got. It's way more useful NOW than it was THEN.

Much smarter than a regular Cherub and free to boot! I have no idea why more people don't do it. Best psychic familiar a man could ask for.

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>>29695572
Hey we force the blueberries to take the shittiest planets in our realm. We may grow our own progenoid glands but bolter shells and battle barges don't grow in arbor domes.
Besides we'll purge them all after we finish rebuilding the shit that honsou wrecked.
>fucking honsou fucking hate that guy

>> No.29695792

>>29695687
Well, yes. Micro-atomics. Obviously. That way it kills both itself and everything that laid eyes on it if it's captured, compromised, or decides to break its programming.

>> No.29695825

Why is there what appears to be an entire cabal of Inquisitors exterminating a minor planet of xenos? I swear to the Golden Throne this had better not be that "Crusade" you people had declared.

>> No.29695853

Are there any represented non-chaos Human factions in the Imperium that would not answer this question with "Keep killing them?"

I'm genuinely curious. As much as people say 40k has space for everything you can imagine, this part of the universe seems to be rather boringly monotone.

>> No.29695893 [DELETED] 

>>29695853

The radicals are all here because of the crazy artifacts.

The conservatives are here to shoot at all the gathered up radicals.

I don't know why the Chronos guys will were here.

>> No.29695918

>>29695825
The radicals are all here because of the crazy artifacts.

The conservatives are here to shoot at all the gathered up radicals.

I don't know why the Chronos guys will were here.

>> No.29695951

>>29695853
Sanctioned Xenos.

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>>29695792
Alright, it's just that I've had a bad experience with micro-atomics one time. I got burn marks. And yes, I was far away but that didn't stop that monster from throwing my own assassin at me.
>>29695766
Converting some worthless underhive pauper into a cherubim servitor
>Emperor Smiles on this
Turning a child with incredible and holy lineage in a retarded living psy-focus
>Emperor is face palming

>> No.29696027

>>29695853
As a matter of fact, there is a bit of wiggle room. More Moderate Inquisitors are willing to enslave xenos, there's such a thing as sanctioned Xenos (which is for specific cases of xenos who are willing to be literally branded as the bitch of a human), but only Xenos Hybris, who are full Radical, are going to entertain anything nicer than "be our property to be dealt with as we please and you might live a few more generations".

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I know they're dead but fuck it this is still cute.

>> No.29696054

Stop attacking and ponder the answer until my sworn enemy comes along and we get into a fight, letting them escape.

>> No.29696080

>>29695960
>Turning a child with incredible and holy lineage in a retarded living psy-focus
See, that's the idea! Good genes, good nephilim! I had it consecrated and everything!

Come on, Torquemada gets his eagle, I can have my nephilim.

>> No.29696088

>>29695853
Would you happen to be interested in capturing some of the xenos and loading them onto transports? If you say yes then I'm going to attach this explosive collar to your neck and arm you with snare and net guns.
Avoid these guys while you are down there: >>29695282

When you are done, contact my colleague >>29695156

>> No.29696116

>>29696027
Officially, anyway, you can always have a cabal a little less extreme than the Xenos Hybris also exist.
They'd probably have a "First among Equals" type slant, or something.

>> No.29696124

>>29695960
>being on the same planet as your infiltrator
There's your issue.

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>>29696088

I got one!

...I think it wants to keep the butterfly.

>> No.29696203

>>29696116
You mean the Tau?

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>>29696080
that eagle was modified prebirth, not the same thing!
Totally ruined the potential of a future imperial hero and ON TOP OF THAT you also ruined a dedicated soldier to the Emperor!
>Calms down
I just sent some Redemptionists to kill you. they are shit tier and will probably fail but that alleviated my frustration and gives you something to kill with your sanctioned witchcraft.

>> No.29696297

>>29696203
Yeah, but, you know, they'd be humans.

>> No.29696358

>>29696264
I can have more children, you know. I hardly see why this is a big deal. I even installed a baleful eye in him! It's really awesome. No one ever sees that coming.

Juuuust like those Redemptionists didn't see that plasma mine coming. Ouch.

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>>29682218
>How do you respond?

Why do i do this thing?

The universe rewards good strategies and good deeds. Your strategies are inferior your deeds misguided. Thus the universe is killing you, unless you adapt in time.

Surrender yourselves as servants to mankind and i can promise you survival today, and reprieve from the violence.

>> No.29696429

>>29696124
shut up I was safe in orbit until my ship got shut down.
>>29696174
I have never seen you before in my life and if I weren't denying and erasing all traces of your existence then I would recommend that you find a predatory creature that eats butterflies and force the xeno to watch as the former eats the latter. It's Valuable eduacation

>> No.29696455

>>29695853
rogue traders probably

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>>29696429

Uh... So do you want this thing or not? It's kind of creeping me out.

>> No.29696499

>>29696368
Or rather.

What this giff says.
>>29686152

>> No.29696606

>>29682218
"What's that?! I can't hear you! This faggotry gets pretty loud!"

>> No.29696759

>>29696368
I just nearly had a heart attack but then I checked and that broadcasted on an encrypted channel so it's all good.
>>29696498
shave it, tattoo ID tags on to it's skin and hand it over to another guy for processing

>> No.29697008

>>29696759

I lost two fingers and most of my left testicle, but it's done. Can I keep the fur? I want to make a sweater for my wife.

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>>29696759
I will not wast the emperors ammunition and human life which could be better applied fighting the great enemy.

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>>29697062
> mfw Equilibrium Bale looks exactly like an inquisitor in subtle clothes

>> No.29700027

"You so eager to buy the goddamn farm, suckah? If not, genuflect RIGHT NOW!"

>> No.29701499

>>29682218
Why am I, an agent of the Holy Ordos, spending my time overseeing a rountine xenocide?

If it's routine, the Navy is perfectly equipped to, in accordance with Imperial doctrine, engage with the appropriate level of ordnance to wipe xenos life from the surface without causing undue damage to any resources that can be harnessed for the use of humanity.

So assuming the xenos don't have shapeshifting infiltrators or mind control beams or other tricksy shenanigans, I instruct the Naval assets in situ to do as detailed above, before requisitioning their fastest ship and heading out to deal with something complex enough to require Inquisitorial oversight.

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