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ITT: the absurdiverse

Those character concepts too garish, stylized, and downright hyperbolic to use in any sensible setting.

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>> No.29528365

>too garish, stylized, and downright hyperbolic to use in any sensible setting

So Rifts thread, then

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>> No.29528377

Would Rifts be able to support a parasitic PC who needs to body jump every so often?

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Psychic or biological?

>> No.29528447

I was thinking Biological.

Burrows into the host then takes over the peripheral nervous system. So the host is conscious but unable to do anything.

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Phys Adept Heavy Weapon Specialist.
Pefect for Shadowrun. Hell the outfit looks like a half cut urban explorer.

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Is that a scope?


>> No.29528511

Gotta find your target before you can katana them.

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How about a scope on a musket?

>> No.29528542

Fucking love you /tg/, I need this stuff for a campaign.

>> No.29528567

Would the fuse burn your face? Or do you light after aiming?

>> No.29528575

Naw, its a flintlock. Thats why he has the eye patch.

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>> No.29528674

Who bothers to play in a setting that lacks style?

What kind of game is that?

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Pants are for infidels.

>> No.29528681

Love this.

Would play in this sort of setting 10/10

>> No.29528683

At yiss, flippin' Margonites

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>> No.29528692

When are demonic type races not super stylized though?

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I actually had a game with not-Margonites and not-Mursaat as available races.

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someday, someone will run a Shadow Hearts game, and I will be in it.

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>Shadow Hearts

My brother of African origins.

>> No.29528855

If these are representative images of Shadow Heart I too would like to play.

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Sounds like playing a Wildeyes or a Pengallen in Nightlife.

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Time to break the wen-m folder?

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They are.


fuck yes you do, go play Shadow Hearts.

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...Looks like Guts' kid. Or would if he had one. She's even got his teenage sword.

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>> No.29528943

A monk who's entire thing is running up and slapping the enemey in the face with a bear trap.

>> No.29528961

Yes please. Where do I sign?

>> No.29528967

You know, I kinda do, Anon. When's Shadow Hearts?

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Gamestop might still have copies (the game I mentioned is Shadow Hearts II/Shadow Hearts:Covenant for the 'mericans, but the first Shadow Hearts game is also well worth playing), or you could try emulating it. You'd need a pretty decent computer, though.

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Anything from S4 League.
Especially this one.

>> No.29528994

If anything, they don't properly express how how gloriously bizarre the series is. See that tan guy with the blonde dreadlocks? He's a gay vampire wrestler. See the old man? He's Gepetto, who fights with a haunted marionette of his dead daughter.

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Or it's a rifle.

>> No.29529046

Mutant: Undergångens Arvtagare

>> No.29529086


Min MM

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>mfw people don't try to insert MEGASATAN into every game they DM.
Do you even bossfight /tg/?
Is it wrong to like wen-m drawings?

>> No.29529123

All I see is an epic level barbarian/fighter. How is this too much to use in "any sensible setting"?

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Would these murder happy sons of bitches count? At least by their KPM?

>> No.29529309

The craziest characters I have played sort of evolved all by themselves in Dark Heresy or Black Crusade. Fanatical, insane, regenerating, robocop cleric and half daemon so mutated and pantsshittingly horrifying that he was statted to have maximum scary points (fear rating 4).

I wanna play the demonic siege specialist with huge, runed possessed ordinance. Mostly because I've had so much fun in HOMM5, bringing a couple of stacks of low tier shit to a major fight, and then just have them hang while I mow down the entire opposing army with a machinegun ballista that shoots fireballs ond steroids while I laugh like a maniac. I want to do that in a game.

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>> No.29529344

False Zero (the trap) and Nero from the new manga are way more genocidal.

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Or Exalted.

>> No.29529397

there is a drakenguard manga?

>> No.29529493

But Caim and Dragon killed the hell out of eight whole timelines! Out of five endings to Drakengard, four end in apocalypse, and the other ends in three more apocalyptic conflicts that are only arguably mere near-apocalypses in Drakengard 2, since none end the world outright. This is without getting into NieR. Plus, aren't they technically responsible for the Drakengard 3 disasters, too?

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It starts with the protagonist slaughtering men women and children.

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>Playing in a sensible setting ever
What? Do you hate fun or something? Is that stick up your ass so far up there that it's stabbing your brain and affecting your ability to accept awesome shit?

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>no top
>double panties and lowered hotpants
>carnivale mask on hat
This outfit is amazing

>> No.29529998

Actually it's on the sheath. Presumably it's some sort of weird gun-sheath.

At least that's how I try and force it to make some sense in my head.

>> No.29530534

A tiefling samurai who put together a halfway decent CHA ain't so far fetched.

In PF:
Rakshasa teifling, +2DEX, +2CHA -2WIS
18 DEX, 18CHA. 14STR, 14CON
Enough of a DEX bonus that it's worth while to keep her in low armor
Blade of Mercy trait, enforcer, power attack

>> No.29530551

Just make that wannabe paladin style barbarian PRC from 3.5.

>> No.29530560

There are a few species similar to that, as well as two books fully devoted to symbiotes.

>> No.29530677

What is wrong with you? That guy totally fits in. Or at least he should. Shit is awesome.

>> No.29530706

What's with the weird super scarf?

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Lets be honest here.

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>> No.29530824

I see nothing wrong with either of them...

>> No.29530834

Sideways gun is always a no-no though, this isn't Harlem.

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This is what you want your paladin and blackguard to be.

>> No.29530847

Unless it's a kill shot of course-Just...read the manual, it's on like page 86 or something.

>> No.29530858

The sideways gun thing actually started with a perfectly logical use. Ordinarily recoil will drive your aim upwards. Holding it sideways drives it to the side. Thus, if you hold your gun sideways while doing a driveby, your recoil will actually help you stay on-target rather than throwing off your aim.

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The more you know.

>> No.29530931

... Did you steal that explanation from Snake Eat?... I wanna say I think you did...

>> No.29530942

Bad trigger control, but for the most part the armor could actually serve a purpose rather than being blatantly useless. Mostly for stopping shrapnel and the like. The pats though, unless they are some high-tier cloth, wont do shit and theres a major artery along there, same with the loincloth/battle-robe thing.

Though when you figure what kind of environment sisters of battle prefer to fight in,, (EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE)

Well, its pretty good camouflage.

>> No.29530946

Derp. Snake Eater.

>> No.29530948

But that would totally fit in a game of Changeling.

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Also, the blue should be red if were going with camouflage. Hell, even the gold makes sense.

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>flak armor demotivational
Finally a reason to post this

>> No.29531062

I like that you're autistic enough to enter a "Ridiculous character" thread and criticize something for not being realistically useful.

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Ghost... Leg?

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So... aside from the thinly veiled porn here. I actually like the outlandish styles... Like a lot.

>> No.29531134

>demotivation about flak uselessness
>uses picture with a guardsman wearing a flak armor that has fire marks...obviously implying it is useful

shitty meme is shitty

>> No.29531189

Then you've truly embraced the absurdity.

>> No.29531199

he is one of those hipster infinity/warmachine players who are butthurt that 40k is better in every way

that or a troll

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Ha ha!
I'm doing a Disgaea game and I will use
single image ib this thread. Just because.

>> No.29531226

>I'm doing a Disgaea game
Marry me.

Hell I don't even care at this point whether or not you have a dick...

>> No.29531232

Female Space marines.


Actually, judging by its size it's one of those massive two handed "horse-cleaving" swords.

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Owls in the Vineyard?

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Oh god... thanks for that. I needed a good laugh this morning!

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Giant pinball mecha.

>> No.29531283

>massive two handed "horse-cleaving" swords.
Clearly it needs a scope, then...

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>not knowing about knee-high invisi-socks

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holy shit are you serious?

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Well we can't see the end of the blade.

So maybe it's so long that you need a scope to line up the chop on the horse.

>> No.29531336

So because he thought that the concept art for the Emperor is utterly absurd (which, let's be fair, it is), automatically means he hates 40K?
>implying you can't make fun of something if you like it

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>making fun of the emperor
>not heresy

Pick one, and pick carefully.

>> No.29531357

I'd play that

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>> No.29531417


fuck off you tryhard

>> No.29531714


Or Anima!

>> No.29532045


>Flont view

my sides

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You upset, heretic?

>> No.29532092

Or Shadowrun.

No more chefs, please. Exalted has enough randumb as a setting.

>> No.29532137

just looks like a synthesist summoner to me

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Since it seems like the proper place to ask for it, there's a specific pic I'm looking for, I know it exists because I had it but lost everything on my computer.

It's of a brawler looking chick in a tanktop with spiky animeish hair that's tied at the back into two rattails.

>> No.29532365

>Bad Trigger Control
>Is actively firing her weapons
You just went full retard.

>> No.29532395

>Fantasy Big O
I can dig it.

>> No.29532473

She can also be just a tiefling magus, with shit cha but cute.
She's a total cunt, that's why she dresses like crap.

>> No.29532513

I have a Steampunk/Spaghetti Western/High Fantasy game I'm working on.

These will be NPCs from the fancy town.

>> No.29532515

That's clearly an anima and she just dispelled your see supernatural.
now stay back and see the fighter wack the air like a retard in the most epic fight he'd ever seen, thanks god he took see supernatural.

>> No.29532692

Define "sensible setting". "Sensible to use as a setting" is what first comes to mind when I read that phrase, but the images seem to suggest it's something along the lines of "setting with a deliberate air of sensibility", "setting where everyone dresses sensibly, regardless of whether they're in a profession where it pays to do so", or "setting with no giant weapons or armed prostitutes/circus performers/musicians/etc", so I dunno.

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HUGE please lrn2english.

>> No.29532957


Comfier than Grave Lord Nito

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>> No.29533048

I can't help but see that as an AI in the body of a stuffed bear, with a brainless clone-body being telepathically controlled through cybernetics by the bear as a mount.

>> No.29533128

This is the same Shadow Hearts with Yuri, right?

Yuri is really freaking weird. He punches things to death, unless he's properly pissed off, in which case he turns into some form of monster and rips your face off instead. Oh, and MEGA SPOILER HERE, SERIOUSLYhe's haunted by the spirits of the things he kills, and has to go to an alternate dimension Graveyard to kill the form of the hatred they have for him.

>> No.29533296

>tfw all your friends absolutely refuse to play in settings that would allow something like this because it's "too silly"
>even though all our campaigns eventually devolve into stupid shenanigans between us anyway

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I made this is ms paint a few years ago as a joke but I would actually be interested in playing a character with arms like this. The foot is optional.

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Sam's daughter?

>> No.29533408

10/10 would join party with

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Make way for War Pope.

>> No.29533601

"Trigger Control" seems to be something /tg/ picked up from the occasional visits from /k/ommandos looking for shooty RPGs to make them seem more knowledgeable about guns.

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Maybe she's a normal size and the people below are just tiny.

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I would be honoured to see that in a setting.

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>> No.29533782

>Those proportions
I'm almost crying right now.

>> No.29533809

He called for a crusade and he intends to lead it personally.

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>> No.29533834

I think the joke is that some people on the internet harp on about "muh trigger discipline" a lot, so saying something about trigger discipline while the person in the picture is actually firing their gun is so ridiculous it's funny.

>> No.29533851

Shadowrunners interrupted during their group's cabaret show.
Shadowrunner who lost her pants in Chinatown
That's a Tenra Bansho Zero character
That one is too.
Hey, a third.

This is getting easy.

>> No.29533867


Man, Sam has some childbirthing hips.

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What would he be?

>> No.29533999

God of Coolness and Chill Days.

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Behold, the most ridiculous one to rule them all

>> No.29534115

it's extremely over the top, to the point of being ridiculous

the only place something like that would fit in is something like exalted, and even then theres way, way too much blood

seriously, even hitting a blood elemental or something would leave a trail of blood like that

>> No.29534124

When did you steal Zeus's hair and start using a sword, Thor?

She keeps losing her regular telescopes and binoculars, so she put one on her sheath to take off and use by itself just because she knows she never forgets to bring her sword? One less thing to keep in your pockets and all that.

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>> No.29534204

>Sea Serpent
>blood and water

>> No.29534205

blood dragon.

>> No.29534220

>even hitting a blood elemental or something would leave a trail of blood like that

WOULDNT leave a trail of blood like that*

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Notable characters on this include
>A man who can make a sword out of coins
>A guy who cuts things in half by snapping his fingers at them
>Kenji Muramase, The Immortal (Wears a pink trenchcoat)
>2 wizards
>Kid with a giant robot
>Alberto The Shockwave. First name Alberto, Middle name The, last name Shockwave.

>> No.29534257

That sounds fucking awesome. What is it called?

>> No.29534275

Giant Robo, bromigo.

>> No.29534293

Giant Robo: The Day The Earth Stood Still.

It's amazingly good. Blue rays got released a while ago, try digging them up with jap audio.

>> No.29534295


Fuck YEAH Giant Robo


Giant Robo: The Day The Earth Stood Still. One of the best anime series literally evey made. Watch the first dub for maximum cheese, it deserves it.

>> No.29534308
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That coat placement.

>> No.29534317
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Yuri was in both the original and the sequel.

I really wish I could find a copy of the first game somewhere, I only have Covenant and From The New World. Covenant is fucking awesome, FTNW is meh. Very meh. Despite it having HP Lovecraft as an NPC.

>> No.29534320

its a butt coat, whats wrong?

>> No.29534333

this looks like he's sitting on a toiletseat made out of revolverbarrels.

>> No.29534348

Can we just say anyone from the No More Heroes franchise?

>> No.29534360

That leotard looks REALLY uncomfortable.

>> No.29534387
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No one man should have all this power.

>> No.29534438

why did they never make super sentai with ultrafuck complicated armor designs

>> No.29534471

not the other poster but he has a point. 40k is built on over-the-topness. when was the last time you read ANY piece of fluff without generous use of superlatives?

but since it's kind of the defining thing behind the whole setting people tend to overlook that after a while.

>> No.29534496

For a second there I thought she had hooves. Then I realized those were just her shoes and was mildly disappointed.

>> No.29534516

her feet are ridiculously small though, that picture would be nice if it wasnt for bad proportions like that

>> No.29534547

play a cyber-flagellant?

>> No.29534643
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I knew this had a place somewhere.

>> No.29534670

i can't possibly imagine any scenario where you would want to try or even have to opportunity to stab somebody to death with your butt cheeks. respect.

>> No.29534696

>eyepatch blade
>buttcheek knives
That's the dumbest shit, but I like it.

>> No.29534714
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>> No.29534750

Fukkin' dark knights and their greatbows.

>> No.29534761

>elastic chain?

>> No.29534807

I dunno, budget I guess? Shows like Kamen Rider use less hero suits and they're usually a bit more more complex than patterned spandex+helmet. Sentai also has the giant robots to worry about while Riders just use bikes, and the importance of those has steadily diminished with time. Might just be a matter of tradition by this point, though.

>> No.29534855

bowstrings arent elastic you idiot

>> No.29534951
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That is very obviously a Matchlock teppo, long before the advent of rifling, and longer before the technology got to japan.

>> No.29535084

Why is he wearing a hijab?

>> No.29535102

>Strip Bride

>> No.29535156 [DELETED] 

>Matchlock teppo
Do you even /k/

>> No.29535184


>> No.29535191

you are the monsters, anon

>> No.29535205

The tension is held in the arms of the bow. The less elasticity of the drawstring the better.

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>> No.29535269
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dunno. the most absurd character concept I could find in my folder.

in case you guys don't know him it's plok. the guy that can take of and throw his limbs? yeah. he come back from a holiday to find his island covered in earwax and his personal flag stolen.
was the hero of a super nes game. was a good game actually.

>> No.29535291


Love me some over-the-top techno-westerns. Giant spiders need not apply.

>> No.29535298

>...and I must scream

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>> No.29535340
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My favorite was Chief Chujo, who shows up to fight the giant Death Star-thing with only his fists

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>> No.29535391


But it didn't have a save feature.

>> No.29535414

How does it go for him?

>> No.29535441


You forgot the guy who had a hole larger than his head punched clear through his chest, and just kept fucking talking.

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>> No.29535486

He would have won if he hadn't backed off at the last second. Chujo the Silent is not to be fucked with.

>> No.29535593

Lies! I cannot clearly remember and I'm drunk, but I don't think you had to start over from scratch each time. I would remember that cause I hate that kind of stuff.

>> No.29535623


It's the truth, friend. The was however, a childs play mode, which skipped the flash-back levels and all of the bosses.

>> No.29535638
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When did Bikko get trained by Guts?

>> No.29535705


>> No.29535709


It's funny because this fight happens nearly 6 hours into the OVAs.

6 hours when he'd never done anything more strenuous than walk between Interpol offices (yes, that's the guy in charge of interpol... and their giant robot... and giant zeppelin carrier for said robot).

And then he loosens his tie, and starts punching the air and proceeds to whup the fuck out of a giant eyeball.

Note though that in this anime even the lowest level mooks can leap about 4 stories high in a single bound and often die by forming 6 people high human pyramids to protect vulnerable people from laser blasts.

The entire series seems, on the surface, sillier than anything possible.

AND THEN DRAMA HAPPENS, and I'M SAAAAAAD, and then it keeps happening for 4 hours, with more twists than in M. Night's entire filmography put together.

And then it ends on fucking sequal bait that will never ever ever be made good on.

>> No.29535742

Hrm. Maybe so it was.

>> No.29535804
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Man, fuck Nexon. Seriously.

That cross? It's his weapon.

>> No.29535905

That's actually really cool.

>> No.29535912

Never mind the fact that they're just either no emotion kid or wise cracking asshole.

What made Caim's bloodlust so powerful was that it established him as a sympathetic, almost heroic character from the beginning. I mean, sure, he wasn't exactly a saint, but you could understand his hatred, and he even seemed sensible enough about his impending death to make a pact with a dragon, a creature he loathed.

So watching that same character wantonly butcher children simply because they wore the colors of the enemy was shocking in just the right way. That was the point you figured out he was just as broken and fucked up as everyone else.

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That priest is small time.

The totem pole is a lightsaber

>> No.29535979

>tfw that is a bow from MH3 ultimate

>> No.29536001
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Surprised nobody's posted this yet.

>> No.29536024
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Both of you can suck it.

See the cross? Heavy Machinegun/Rocket Launcher.

>> No.29536049

That must be an absolute bitch to aim.

Not to mention the recoil.

>> No.29536110
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So 80's! I love it!

>> No.29536125

>This is without getting into NieR.

Where he became the leader of the growing band of murderous salt ghosts that almost scoured the Earth of life, whose actions started the tragic chain of events that led up the story of NieR and subsequent extinction of the human race.

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Gundam Prometheus would like the arguing about cross weapons to stop

>> No.29536176

Hey, NieR ends on kind of a high note. There is a cure for the disease, after all, and it's possible for humanity to live on.

Also, that fucking ending, man. Hell, that entire second playthrough. I mean, holy shit.

>> No.29536206

I love these ridiculous things because I always try to figure out the story. By what twist of fate did this man become a cannon?

>> No.29536229
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> Heavy Machinegun/Rocket Launcher.
Is it all it can do? See the coffin this guy carries? It's mahine gun, rocket launcher AND a huge cannon.

>> No.29536306
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Rocketbilly Redcadillac is like, the best ghost fucking ever.

>> No.29536315

>warforged cleric

>> No.29536363

They are all designed by the same chara designer anyway, so not like it matters.

>> No.29538604
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This is how I elven sexuality

>> No.29539090

I actually saved that to my Divine character folder.

If it's 4e, Invoker could work too. Just look at all those missiles.

>> No.29539655

When he was a kid they told him he could be anything he wanted.

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Thank you Anon. Thank you for showing this to me.

>> No.29539824

What is this?

>> No.29539847

Give her a weird weapon for a leg and I'd fucking love this. I just have a thing for prosthetic limbs that double as weapons.

>> No.29542764
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You can tell who the best porn artists on pixiv are
by whether they have mecha artwork or not

>> No.29543564

...why would you have a prosthetic arm on a belt instead of where your arm was?
I know this is for weird shit, but that's just...whaaa?

>> No.29543711

Drag-On Dragoon - Shi ni Itaru Aka
Seriously, learn to reverse image search.

>> No.29543807
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The pistol held to the air, shes only actively firing one weapon, the other is pointed away from the enemy, therefore she has bad trigger control.

Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you intend to fire. Obviously she doesn intend to fire as shes not pointing it at anyone.

Im saying what shes wearing makes sense, its just they get a bad rep, along with guardsmen.

Also, flaks can be both useful and dead-weight. Since their implementation in the modern militaries, combat related deaths have dropped drastically. As much as I hate the damn things they will probabbly save my ass some day.

>> No.29543982

Oddly, what bothers me is that her outfit is almost certainly custom-tailored, and yet she still has it made with both arms.

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>> No.29544362

Maybe she likes it flapping behind her when she's running or something? I dunno. Or she's looking to get it restored or something and thinking ahead.

>> No.29544504

could be a trophy?

>> No.29544531

That's a sword-breaker, dude. You catch the other guy's sword in the teeth and twist your sword and if you do it right you snatch the other guy's sword out of their hands due to the sudden unexpected snapping-force.

>> No.29544665

Maybe it only fits her beast form stump. Though if you look on the side you can see that she isn't using it in beast form either. Huh...

>> No.29544815
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It's a pretty cool jacket. She probably lost the arm after it was made for her. Her and the dude are amputees.
As for the prosthetic, I don't know, maybe it's somehow more handy there.

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Posting the rest because it's kinda cool.
Imagine being this guy, fighting with the broken remains of a sword. He probably just uses it as a shield more than a blade.

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Yeah, I don't even.

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Last one. Makes me wish these were translated, I'd like to know what the deal is beyond just the general assumption.

>> No.29545064

I'm kind of shit at reading kanji but apparently she has that prosthetic because it was the most feminine one they had. Normally she is supposed to wear it on her arm but she has it wrapped around her wait instead. It doesn't explain why though. Which is what we all really wanted to know.

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>> No.29545272


Oh! I'd never heard of one before. Thanks!

>> No.29545367

God dammit, why do I enjoy pictures of people with weird prosthetic so much? I don't know if pixiv if where you are getting these pictures but if it is, would you mind telling me what the tag for it is?

>> No.29545459

They're usually much shorter than that.

>> No.29545517

Also, where did his heart and lungs go?

>> No.29545579 [SPOILER] 
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Friends, there is a place for all types of characters.

>> No.29545609

You might say he wear's his heart on his sleeve, I'd say that's romantic. At first look you might think he's bored, but really he's just a guy in love, he's a man gunning for his promised one. Every shot straight from the heart, and the ladies love him because he's always cocked locked and ready to blow.

>> No.29545663

The artist is Z-ton, you might know him for the centaur doujins he makes, or his beast-girl comics.
Also here's his website:

>> No.29545802

Clearly he's a robot; the head and his other arm are the actual prosthetics.

>> No.29546025

>Implying you can make characters in that

>> No.29546354

iirc you can roll for the size of your orifices and organs in the same manner you can roll for your attributes and traits in other rpgs.

so i really don't see the difference in principle. no matter what you think of the game itself.

>> No.29546358

It's been done. Look for the FATAL fechtbuchts

>> No.29550187

what you couldn't do is attack and shit.
Or that was HRW. Where the only way to win a conflic was via talking it out.
And only the JOOS could do it.

>> No.29551613

I'm with these niggas. Saving all the art, planning for exalted.

>> No.29551702

You can attack and shit. Although there aren't any distance measurements so you can move however you like and attack from however long a distance you want...
But you can attack and move.

>> No.29551734

the worst thing about that gun is that I think it'd work

>> No.29551813

It's too heavy to be a practical real gun.

>> No.29551904

What about a supernaturally strong person who for some reason prefers lots of smaller, regular folk-sized bullets instead of just using a fuck-huge 30 mm revolver or some shit?

It's a shit rationale; only an idiot would turn down a fuck-huge 30 mm revolver for some weird, little, gimmicky thing

>> No.29551923

Hey, in non-realistic settings you can do whatever you want, like make that gun spin fast enough to be semiautomatic without jamming and it's weight not being a problem. It's all cool.

Just that by "I think it'd work" I understand "work IRL", which it won't.

>> No.29552066

I once had a guy tell me that super strength wouldn't help when using crazy high caliber guns. he said you'd need super dexterity for it

>> No.29552081

I suppose that's fair, but don't most relevant beings have both to some degree?

>tfw super clumsy superstrong super man (or woman)
>dropping trains and causing property damage

>> No.29552084

I can see where that guy is coming from. Firearms are generally governed by dex. However, to use a .50 cal pistol or a 22mm cannon without a mount you need to have crazy high str to use it more than one or ever.

Really, str should be a limiting factor when you use those kinds of weapons instead of governing your accuracy with them.

>> No.29552149

At the very base, you need strength to hold the huge gun steady while aiming.
Recoil is more complicated business.

>> No.29553464

Imagine a guy with super strength that very few people know has that power because he just uses guns because he's too lazy to go up to someone and punch their face off.

The surprise on their face when someone closes in on him thinking they can kill him because he's just some guy with a gun and he rams his fist through their torso.

>> No.29553499

>muggers attempting to rob Clark Kent

>> No.29553513

I pulled that with a PF gunslinger. Turns out brass knuckles is a great two-weapon-fighter thing for someone to have as a backup weapon when you can't just shoot them.

>> No.29553532

I find it funny that HRW has that message.The only way to get around conflict is via talking and the jews rock at it.

>> No.29553557

How would Clark Kent deal with that? Suppose he does just give the mugger money to protect his identity but the mugger was really just out to stab someone. He stabs him and nothing happens because he's fucking superman. What does he do then? Would he have to kill the guy to keep that for getting out?

>> No.29553609

Ideally, he could react just fast enough to avoid the stabbing (not that unbelievable,) and use low-power lovetaps to "bravely punch the attacker out" or use low-power speed to "desperately flee the scene of a failed robbery."

>> No.29553796

Yeah, he has speed to make it look like Clark just barely survived by lucky dodges and KO the mugger.

He may also get buddies at JL help with coverup, telepath ought to be able do it easy.

>> No.29553839

Two Words, Anon. Phantom. Zone.

>> No.29553894

I REALLY want to sink my teeth into those thighs. Is that abnormal? I feel this way a lot.

>> No.29553925

I wouldn't if I were you. I heard the average human has so much toxins in them from the things they consume every day that you will get poisoned and die. Maybe it's just if eat them raw though.

Then again she doesn't look like the modern human. I'd still at least bring salt, pepper, and a sauce of my choice if I were you.

>> No.29554202

>Not seasoning
do you even steak tartar?

>> No.29554215

Yes, fairly abnormal. But it's /tg/ so it's not unusual.

>> No.29554228

No, they just taste gamey.

>> No.29554480

Tried looking up HRW on Wikipedia, got Human Rights Watch. Disambiguaiton page, most likely candidate looked to be Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling., though that's a cartoon. 'HRW tabletop game' isn't getting me anything as a search phrase.

>> No.29554495

Holy Racial War.
Basically: KKK The role playing game, was shipped without a combat rules hence the only way to win a confrontation was with the jewish race (lel) racial skill to talk out problems.
Which made jews the only race worth taking.

>> No.29555391

the most ridiculous thing on this is that the trem-bar isn't even in the bridge.

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This entire game

Also everything else Platinum games ever makes.

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