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>20th Century Fox has closed a deal to acquire the screen rights to the hugely popular fantasy card game from Hasbro and will develop the property with an eye to launch a massive franchise on the scale of Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/fox-bring-magic-gathering-big-670529

*gulp*

>> No.29509596

If it's not about Urza or the Weatherlight crew, it's shit and I don't give a damn.

>> No.29509603

>>29509559
It's okay. It won't change anything. There might be a small influx of new players because of it, but it will only help the community grow. You will still be able to go to your lcs and play with the same group of friends that you've always played with.

>> No.29509616

>>29509559

As long as the movie follows a struggling small-town Magic cardplayer on his quest to become the world champion, and it's all done Yu-Gi-Oh style with really overblown CARD GAMES then it will be a huge hit.

If they just go with a generic fantasy movie set in the MtG "setting" then it'll be a flop. It has even less thought behind it than the Harry Potter setting, and Rowling just made that up as she went along!

>> No.29509637

>screen rights

The list of shit that has been optioned for screen rights and has had nothing done with it is longer than the list of human rights abuses throughout history. When a studio says "we're in production" you can worry, but that's also a way of saying "We think someone else is doing something similar so we want to make some waves, but we will probably drop it into development hell in a few months."

>> No.29509660

>>29509603
>but it will only help the community grow

That's what I'm afraid of. The "community" is too big as it is. We need to close ranks, not open the flood-gates.

>> No.29509661
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>>29509596

Weatherlight will be the sexiest girl in the show.

one can only hope

>> No.29509728

>>29509660
This is a card game we're talking about. More players will never hurt it because it isn't something that everyone and their mother will pick up.

>> No.29509801

>>29509728
>More players will never hurt it

The problem is that Wizards panders to their player base. If some movie franchise gets a horde of 10-year-old boys to start playing, the card game is bound to become more childish (more fart jokes in the flavour text / less complicated stories / cartoony art).

>> No.29509818

>>29509596
So who would you cast to play Yawgmoth?

>> No.29509848

>>29509801
It's MtG. You physically cant make the stories less complex without removing words from the equation.

>> No.29509851

>>29509801
First i thought you were vastly underestimating 10-year olds.
Then I realized that you perfectly assessed marketers views of 10-year olds.

>> No.29509865

So, this will be the next Dungeons & Dragons movie?

>> No.29509890

>>29509616
This.

>> No.29509891

>>29509848

They could print two cards. One showing shit, the other showing shit blowing up. All they need is a mana cost.

>> No.29509899

>>29509596

More or less all there is to say on the issue.

We all miss that time, Wizards/Fox/whoever is relevant. Why skip the opportunity to revisit it?

>> No.29509904

>>29509801
>Implying MTG's story is not shounen anime level already.
> Implying 10 year olds don't pur all of their allowance into CCG:s already.

>> No.29509930

We already had one Fox.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2553096/

>> No.29509941

>>29509899
It's extremely unlikely. WotC have been trying to get a movie made based on MtG for years and it has never worked out because the game has no real main character to base a movie around. This was one of the reasons they choose to reinvent planeswalkers the way they did.

So either that plan actually worked and Fox decided that they wanted to make a movie about Jace, Chandra and Garruk beating up Nicol Bolas, or they just bought the rights to shut WotC up.

>> No.29509950

>>29509559
INCOMING JACE MOVIE

>> No.29509953

>>29509941
They make the planeswalkers into the expendables.

>> No.29510000

>>29509801
But the goblin poop jokes have always been great and appropriate.

>> No.29510021

>>29510000

In moderation perhaps.
It can be overdone.

>> No.29510026

>>29509941
>movie about jace
I would go full phyrexian on their offices.

>> No.29510038

>>29509950

It would just be superman but with a hoodie.

>> No.29510040

>>29509559
Well, Magic fans had better just kill themselves now. Just imagine "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland," except with all of your favorite Magic characters enacting enacting mind-alteringly stupid dramas instead.

>> No.29510073

>>29510040
>all of your favorite Magic characters enacting enacting mind-alteringly stupid dramas instead

So the novels?

>> No.29510098

>>29510073
Does anyone actually give a shit about the MtG storyline other than to mock how stupid it is?

>> No.29510109

>>29510098

I care. But only to mock how stupid the novels are.

>> No.29510115

>>29509637
>but we will probably drop it into development hell in a few months

Which translates to devhell for years.

see: akira, halo, world of warcraft movie, beverly hills cop 4, shanghai dawn and many other movies.

>> No.29510122
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29510122

Consider that WoW movie they had in production has only JUST got on the road now.

About 3 years late passed the point anyone gives a fuck. You'll probably all be playing some new card game by then, Magic is peaking right now and the whole Geek-chic bubble gonna pop soon.

This will probably never see the light of day.

>You will never see an Urza saga movie ;_;

>> No.29510123

>>29509953
This I'd watch. Meaty CGI heavy ADVENTURER/MURDERWIZARDs fighting to the death for no reason other than it looks good

>> No.29510146

>>29509891
Those will be saved for the promo cards you get for seeing it in theaters.

>> No.29510149

>>29509559
I really have no idea what they're thinking with this. Is there a specific storyline they want to adapt? Do they really love some of the blocks? If it's just about the blocks they might as well do something similar on their own, with just enough differences that they don't have to pay WotC anything.

I'm not opposed to this, but I can't see why it's happening.

>> No.29510165

>>29509950
Good. Everybody should know and recognize Jace as the asshole he is.

>> No.29510202

>>29510149

Think of it this way;

Battleship got it's own movie.

>> No.29510203

>>29510122
I dream of A:N killing magic. The corporate greed coming from WotC/Hasbro is absolutely sickening.

>> No.29510287

>>29510202
And that was both weird and stupid. It was just some script that had nothing to do with Battleship, that was named after a board game for reasons that defy common sense. They could have saved money by not paying for the right to claim it was a movie adaption of some board game.

>> No.29510309

>>29510026
>attractive young man
>has romance with hot blond
>super magic powers

Who the fuck do you think is going to be the main character?

>> No.29510346

>>29510309

Gideon.

Played by Hugh Jackman. Gotta get 'dem vagina bucks somehow.

>> No.29510365

>>29510346
>Gotta get 'dem vagina bucks somehow.

Sorin?

>> No.29510379

>>29509801
>more fart jokes in the flavour text
Goblin cards being goblin cards. Nothing new.
>less complicated stories
Current MTG stories aren't exactly the height of complexity. They're pretty much your average saturday morning cartoon plot.
>cartoony art
Good. Because they used to have cartoony art before they moved to this CGI stuff. Or did you mean childish? In which case, please, kids love the kind of stuff we see on cards these days.

You worry too much. Nothing will change.

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>>29510365

Gideon and Sorin fight, topless, on the roof of a gothic church during a rainy night...

The reason is not important.

>> No.29510431

>>29510410

Go on...

>> No.29510443

>>29510410
They both have the hots for Elspeth?

>> No.29510449

>>29510410
Better yet. Just cut in the Spike/Viscous fight from Bebop Episode 5.

>> No.29510456

>>29510443
We can do better. Switch out Elspeth with either Jace or Garruk.

>> No.29510503

>>29510122
>Magic is peaking right now
Please. Magic was around when other card games were in diapers and will be around to piss on their graves. There may be cycles of popularity, there will never be a cycle wherein it stops making money.

>> No.29510511

>>29509559
It's weird. MtG is getting a movie series. A blockbuster movies franchise intended as Fox's answer to Harry Potter and LotR. Production budgets comparable to a small country's GDP will be involved. It is actually happening. Why don't I feel anything?

>> No.29510525
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>>29510431

The rain must glisten off their chests, reflecting the moonlight and splashing their foe as they swing their thick, gorgeous arms at one another.
Their hair must be wild and untamed (yet clean and washed!).
At some point they must grapple one another, pressing up to each other and roll around (eventually culminating in them having a dramatic roll off the room and into some bushes, where we have a light joke about implied homosexuality to tease the fujoshi lovers).

>>29510443

No no, Elspeth is too pretty and capable for our audience to relate too. We need someone more plain-Jane and quirky. Chandra maybe, she fallible right?

>> No.29510544

>>29510525
>Elspeth
>anything but the butt monkey of every joke

>> No.29510560

>>29510544
That's Nissa, though.

>> No.29510585

Jace: Jace Harder is sure to be a great movie.

I know there's no hope for Urza and the Weatherlight, I just hope to god that they somehow overlook how entirely Jace reeks of protagonism and go for two and a half hours of Sorin being fabulous. Complete with him ditching that elf chick at the end, stating that shit's getting to real for him and he needs to check up on his goth angel waifu.

>> No.29510586

>>29510544

>Forgetting Nissa

Fitting really.

>> No.29510622
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>>29510586

Even in failure, she is second place.

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29510644

>Implying the movie shouldn't be about Hans becoming a Planesrunner

>> No.29510656

>>29510525
What about that Ajani fellow? Those new-agers are really into the fuzzies!

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>>29509559
If it's half as good as this, I'll watch it. Then cry because no one would watch it with me

>> No.29510767

The movie will be about a mid to late teen guy named John. His home life is horrible. He doesn't have luck with the girls and his parents are going through a divorce. He finds comfort in the world of the card game Magic: The Gathering. However during a tournament Nicol Bolas is accidentally summoned into the real world. Following him are two mysterious Planeswalkers Jace Beleren and Chandra Nalaar. Chandra, Jace, and John will have to figure out a way to stop him with only his deck before New York City is leveled.

>> No.29510772

>>29509818
But Yawgmoth is kinda like Sauron. He'd be more sinister if you'd never show him directly. Maybe have him talk a few lines.

Captcha predicts the outcome of all of this: tears utniqu

>> No.29510783

>>29510728

God I love that movie. It really is one to just enjoy with your buddies and laugh.

What the HELL were they thinking? How do people like that actually get work?

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>>29510767

Stop that shit. Right now.

>> No.29510820

>>29510794
You know it'll happen.

>> No.29510827

>>29510767
You've got it perfect, except instead of a mid to late teen he needs to be a tween boy with a radical haircut who finds out he's actually the lord of the Planeswalkers.

They'll hand out his Planeswalker card when you purchase a ticket at the theater. It will be foily.

>> No.29510830

>>29510767

That doesn't sound half bad.

>> No.29510840

>>29510767
This is gonna be like the Yugioh anime plot gone worse. At least Yugioh began with the whole 'da cards have power' thing, if they shoehorn it into Magic then shit's going down.

>> No.29510845

Everyone post possible MtG: The Movie plots.

I'm totally not their director and am not going to steal your ideas because we don't even know where to start with this film. :^)

>> No.29510877

>movie about Jace and his magical schoolbus crew of new-walker


Thanks I'm good and I'd kind of apreciate it if they stayed away from Dominaria, but fuck, I don't even care anymore about those spotlight hugging black-holes of writers attention.

>> No.29510882

>>29510845
Shards of Alara trilogy.

>> No.29510884

>>29510845
Jace and Gideon find themselves powerless and stuck in modern day NYC when Nicol Bolas steals their Planeswalker Spark. It takes the combined efforts of two forgettable teenagers of opposite gender to help them get it back. Half the movie is spent showing Gideon and Jace trying to "fit in" on Earth.

>> No.29510889

>>29510845

Garruk plows Jace in his boy-pussy for 3 solid hours.

>> No.29510891

>>29510767
chandra has a romantic subplot and jace is black

>> No.29510899

>>29510882

My nipples could cut glass right now.

>> No.29510900

>>29510889
Whoa there partner! This is a cinema film, we run shit for two hours, tops!

>> No.29510922

>>29510891
Jace is Gay and also has a romantic subplot

>> No.29510923
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>>29510845
A group of hippies go out into the forest for a weekend of LSD and sex. Instead they find Slivers.

>> No.29510924

>>29510767
And then Magic was the copy of Yugioh.

>>29510884
Because Jace couldn't just illusion away their presence.

>> No.29510944
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29510944

A documentary about glorious Phyrexia

>> No.29510945

The story of Chainer, and how he slayed a bunch of planes walkers despite not having a spark

>> No.29510969

>>29510944
New Phyrexia is gay as fuck.

If they're making a Phyrexia movie, do it about the original version.

>> No.29510970

>>29509930
WAT

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>>29510944
Well, we know who would be playing Elesh Norn.

>> No.29510997
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>>29510845

Market it as an entirely unsuspecting Rom-Com with a pair of washed-up actors and actresses. Some generic shit people go to see on date-night during a quiet period.

Just as the 2 mains are about to kiss in the last 10 minutes, the room caves in and crushes them.
The camera pans up to a battle between Koth and Sarkaan Vol throwing fireballs and dragons at each other. It ends with Koth powerbombing Sarkaan through someone's rooftop pool and all the way through into the parking lot.

Claim it's some allegory for immigration if anyone asks.

>> No.29511008

>>29510970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmIPqgMD8us&feature=youtu.be

>> No.29511091

>>29510889
I can never remember, what's boypussy again? Is it like girlcock?

>> No.29511112

Narration voice and inception wuu-uums through out
In a world ruined by war
>establishing shot of ruined dominaria
A group of mages made the Ultimate sacrifice to save the multiverse in the most powerful spell ever
>bright pillar of magicy looking light
Now the Elder Dragon Nicol Bolas wants to claim that power for himself
>Glinting red eye and flash of wing

Elspeth as the reluctant hero
Ajani as the mentor that dies at the end of the first act
Other walkers feature

Film ends With Bolas Thwarted but not killed and swearing revenge. Eldrazi and Phyrexia are both hinted at but not shown.

>> No.29511119

>>29511091
It's a twink's asshole.

>> No.29511133

>>29510767
Can we shoehorn a prom into that?

>> No.29511140

>>29511008
This is pretty terrible.

Clearly Fox needs to extend it to two and a half hours.

>> No.29511153

>>29511119
Oh, neat. That's what I had hoped, but I know some folks like hodgepodge biology, so I wasn't sure.

>> No.29511157

How about instead of a movie they make a show set in Ravnica?

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>>29510767

>> No.29511169

>>29511153
The opposite of girlcock is just being a cuntboy.

>> No.29511208

>>29511157

Budget.

They couldn't even afford Ravinica for this movie, it's a "new" IP, so they're only going to have a limited budget.

This 'aint Thor, they don't have other superhero movies to act as data to prove that this works.

It's going to be some shit like >>29510767
suggested, because they need to save money on filming. At BEST it might be set in some countryside LOTR style.

This WILL be terrible if it ever sees the light of day. If the WoW movie is a success, it'll get some budget though.

>> No.29511279

>>29509616
I've wanted something Yugioh style but with Magic instead for so long now. Main character playing Magic against weirdo after weirdo, all with crazy decks matching their wacky character theme and somehow everybody always pulls off their vital combos in the most DRAMATIC ways possible.

>> No.29511283

>>29511133
Prom will be saved for the Season 1 finale of the teen drama CW spin-off show where Liliana Vess attacks the town's high school with a horde of zombies.

>> No.29511288

>>29511279
What deck does the main character play?
What's his trump card?

>> No.29511297

>>29510845

Ravnica buddy cop film.

>> No.29511304

If Venser appears he must be played by David Tennant

>> No.29511306

If only they would base it off the The Thran book.

Or anything pre-pussywalkers.

>> No.29511311

>>29511288
White Knight deck of course. His trump card is some sort of beefed up Serra Angel type thing that has the power of plot.

>> No.29511313

>>29511288
Mountain Goat with Fishliver Oil.

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>>29511133
Garruk wants to go to prom with Liliana but all the time she throws weird curses at him. In the end they'll find out they're perfect for each other and they go to the prom. The end.

>> No.29511330

>>29511323
I can't stop laughing

>> No.29511337

>>29511311
>main character playing mono white

pls no

>> No.29511339

>>29511279

I'm pretty sure they did a pilot manga for that once. It was pretty bad other than the little girl going;

>"FLINTHOOF BOAR-CHAN, YOU CAN DO IT!!!"

>> No.29511354

>>29510585

>The Life and Times of Sorin Markov

Well that would be very watchable.

>> No.29511357

>>29511339
http://www.mangatraders.com/view/file/136886/page/1

>> No.29511369

>>29511354
>The Belern Identity

>> No.29511370

>>29511337
we can't have the main character using something that's not pure and noble! green has scary beasts, blue is too complicated, red has dragons that would be too complicated to show all the time, and black is icky undead and demons

>> No.29511388

>>29511354
>>29511369

>Jace Ventura

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>>29511357

>> No.29511412

>>29511169
Yeah, I don't really get the whole cuntboy thing. Scoring some boy booty? Makes perfect sense. Scoring some girlpussy or ladybooty? Awesome. Girldicks? Legit. But I can't understand cuntboys.

>> No.29511446

>>29511412
it's in the same vein as asspussy

>> No.29511451

>>29511412
People who like the physique of a man, and wet pussies.

It makes the same sense as girldicks, just with a different focus.

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>>29511357

Second fucking page.

>> No.29511464

>>29511388
Jace Bond: Permission to Cast

>> No.29511492

>>29510969
They can't, Phyrexia of old was too metal for the plebs of now.

>> No.29511520

>>29511339
Was it "real" people just playing the card game, or were they all Planeswalkers, or what? What I'm thinking of would have to fit somewhere in between, and would indeed suck if it were set in the "real" world. These gotta be somehow actual magical (card-derived) battles in a world where that kinda thing is indeed a thing that happens. But at the same time, I don't think it would be right if everybody was Planeswalker powerful either, so... That's the tricky part. A way for the characters to have real magic card battles in a world of magic yet not be super-powerful mages themselves at the same time.

Anyway, if the manga took the real world angle, then I bet it was pretty bad.

>> No.29511548

>>29510098

I used to. Then newalkers came. I still got a bit of hope sinc enow Jace is out of the pigger picture

>> No.29511557

>>29509559
I will be disappointed if phyrexia does not feature.
I will be further disappointed if they tone down phyrexia.

>> No.29511563

>>29511451
Eh, I guess that's fair. Men just usually don't have appealing physiques compared to Ladyfolk

>> No.29511591

>>29511563
Unless you happen to like men.

>> No.29511593

The story of Kamahl, the Barbarian, and his sister Jeska, covering their battle, her transformation into Phage and his journey to save her against Akroma through the power of trust and family.

Alternatively, Ixidor's story is pretty cool, too.

>> No.29511601

>>29510098
They had cool characters in the old storylines. I wish they'd take those characters and tell a "fixed" storyline with more in-depth stuff and with the bigger picture in mind.

>>29511557
>you now realize Phyrexia's eugenics and body horror is utterly terrifying and way too horrible for Hollywood
>it's on a level with snuff movies and really gory stuff

>> No.29511609

>>29509559
Odyssey block is the only option. Dat Jeska. Dat Chainer. Dat Braids.

>> No.29511618

>>29511591
I guess that's fair. How's that feel?

>> No.29511630

>>29511601
Indeed, and it could make for an excellent fantasy Horror film.

>> No.29511639

>>29511451
Two great tastes that taste terrible together, if you ask me. I quite like a lady body with standard lady parts, I like a lady body with a wang, I can appreciate man body with wang, but man body with a vag? You lost me.

>> No.29511663

>>29511630
Phyrexia is worse than Alien and Silent Hill combined. Holy fuck, I just realized I'd kill for an actual depiction of Phyrexia on the big screen. It would be glorious. My life would be compleate.

>> No.29511665

>>29511618

Feels good bro. Can't sit down too well the next day, but it's not too bad.

>> No.29511669

>>29511618
I like that they can go topless without it being a big deal.

>> No.29511684

>>29510503
Magic has turned into the WoW of TCGs.

The only reasonsit's still successful is because they pander to the lowest common denominator, and people are so invested into it that they can't imagine walking away from it at this point.

>> No.29511692

>>29511663
>Your face when it will never happen

note the lack of image

you will have no face

>> No.29511703

>>29511669
>>29511665
>>29511665
>>29511669
Fair points on both counts. I dunno, I just wasn't born gay enough to be attracted to masculine men. I tested my limits, and came up short of that. Sorry, chums.

>> No.29511705

>>29510728
This movie would have been completely acceptible if at the very end, all the actors stand up from a table and say "Good gam, see you guys next week!"

>> No.29511708

>>29510767
So... Shark Boy and Lava Girl with MtG added in?

>> No.29511709

>>29511692
We don't need faces where we're going.

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>>29511709
In fact, we don't even need skin or flesh.

>> No.29511739

>>29511703

Everyone has their limits. I'm still not gay enough to think of Chyna as anything as horrific. Greatest/worst porn for the intrepid. Sausageclit. Not even kidding. Steroids on a womand. WOW.

>> No.29511745

>>29511601
>you now realize Phyrexia's eugenics and body horror is utterly terrifying and way too horrible for Hollywood
I dunno. The general themes and aesthetic show up now and then whenever Giger is on a movie's art direction staff.

Hell, the ancient aliens in Prometheus were basically a toned-down Phyrexia, right down to their tech being full of creepy black oil that corrupts people and turns them into abominations.

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>>29511721

>> No.29511769

>>29511745
>toned-down

That was the point. We'll never get creepy Phyrexia made out of body parts and metal turning other things into Phyrexians.

>> No.29511781

>>29511745

Those movies weren't PG-13 aimed at the young teen audience though.

Gotta sell 'dem cards. The kids love that cardboard crack.

>> No.29511789
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>>29511288
>What's his trump card?

>> No.29511817

I'd be happy if they just start doing movies of all the books. start with the Brother's War.

Then when we get to the Ice Age, we get to see Urza making pancakes shirtless.

>> No.29511828

>>29509559
>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/fox-bring-magic-gathering-big-670529
Again eh?

>>29509801
>flavour text / less complicated stories
We already got that.

>> No.29511849

If an mtg film is made, it will likely be directly tied into a new block.
Also, expect a new Planeswalker as the main character. Probably with a newly awoken spark.
After all, Hollywood loves it's coming of age stories.

>> No.29511853

Why do I get the feeling we'll see something along the lines of the '300' movies?

Lots of overblown action scenes, all drenched in a shade of some orange-ish brown color.

>> No.29511867

>>29511853
It'd be really cool if all the close in scenes were in slo-mo to accentuate the action which is clearly too fast for pathetic normal playback speed.

>> No.29511910

>>29510410
They fight for the hand of Jace.

This is still a better love story than Twilight.

Just like MLP:FIM brought adult men to the audience of Hasbro's products oriented at young girls, this will expand the fandom of Magic to new and unforeseen demographics. Hasbro makes a fortune.

>> No.29511933
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>>29509559
All old school magic players faces who have lives through 2-3 movie proposes in the past to finally get one now.

>No epic weatherlight saga
>No Urza master plan
>No all out war Phyrexian plague war

>We get Jace & Friends instead

sigh. well at least we get that.

>> No.29511977
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29511977

I have only this to say:

Pic related as Chandra.

>> No.29512045

>>29511977
Fine by me. Man I love redheads.

>> No.29512060

>>29512045
>>29511977
Isn't Chandra sexier, though?

>> No.29512077

>>29511977
allmynope

>> No.29512092

>>29511288
A new card designed exclusively for this film, which can be only attained in a water lowered version if you attend to the premier.

The "true" film version of said card will be only available as some ultra-rare card, or tournament prize.

>> No.29512096

>>29511297
This. Borca and Kos fight crime and drink Bumbat for ninety minutes. Fuck, there's a chance I may even watch that.

>> No.29512104

>>29511867
>Avatar Movie uses slow-mo so they can move at regular speed during the fast-action sequences.

Not enough rage in this world.

>> No.29512105

>>29512060
They can solve that with movie magic.

>> No.29512116

>>29511977

Fuck off Whofags.

It's been shit for a good long while now.

>> No.29512139
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>>29511977
You sure about that?

>> No.29512151

>>29511601
I still like that Mirrodin Besieged advery with all of the Phyrexian imagery, they'd be brutal. In fact I'm perfectly torn between disgust at the shilling from Hasbro and excitement that if they picked the right story it could actually be really good.

>> No.29512156

>>29512139
>>29511977
Shit son, shots fired.

>> No.29512170

>>29511977
Not enough energy or feisty enough. Also not tomboyish enough.
I mean, does she honestly look like she could burn it all to the ground?

>> No.29512181

>>29512151
It's not really shilling unless the text of the cards is promoting the movie, or if your ticket/ copy of the DVD comes with a card that becomes a tournament staple.

>> No.29512192

>>29512139
Much better choice.

>> No.29512199

>>29510202
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2553096/
I will only see that if someone confirms that they say "You sunk my battleship!" at one point

>> No.29512201
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29512201

Well /tg/

I've been playing magic since pretty close to the beginning.

So.

>I liked it before it was cool! That's make me cool now!

>> No.29512203

hey will release the movie at the same time as a new block. The movie will introduce the new plane the block takes place in

>> No.29512215

>>29512139
allmyyes

>> No.29512225

>>29512203
It will also be their first block that uses photography instead of drawings.

>> No.29512234
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29512234

>>29509559
Perhaps the movie will finally break the "MTG has always been SOOO LotR in style" mind set.

Since it straight up compares the two. I'm hoping they aim for a different... tone or style or something

>> No.29512256
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>>29510767
Jace takes on the role of the wise teacher who expects the best but secretly has a soft spot for the guy, Chandra is the flirty, energetic and impulsive redhead love interest who repeatedly makes bad decisions leading requiring John to rescue her. Bolas is stockier, breaths fire, has two legs and two wings, has no lines, and casts no spells, because he's only a creature instead of a walker like them and instead simply rampages though the city. Jace is killed shortly into the movie after a training montage and with his dieing breath tells John that he must seek out the mystic swords from across the planes in order to slay the dragon. Then follows five move movies, each of which involves hunting down a sword and claiming it from other villains with color-themed decks while John and Chandra draw ever closer to eachother, although her flirty nature cements them firmly in the "will-they-or-won't-they" territory.
In the last film, they collect all the swords and confront Bolas, only to discover that Yawgmoth has made him Indestructible! Chandra is horribly wounded by a blast of flame, then she and John share a touching scene in which they finally confess their love as he uses his tears to sooth her burns. Just as all seems lost, John is empowered by his true love and uses his unique Planeswalker ability to combine all the swords into one powerful weapon (pic related) with which he slays the dragon. Yawgmoth is destroyed in the blast and the world is safe at last. John and Chandra get married and rove the planes together, the stories of which will produce sequils for years to come. THE END.
Copies of the sword will be passed out with every ticket.

>> No.29512259

It's going to be based off of the Ice Age block, and the first movie will be called Ice Age; The Magic Gathering.

It will feature R-Rated action and nudity.

2 years later parents will buy Ice Age DvD's for their children. Mistakes will happen.

>> No.29512263

>>29512225
Ugh, I could cope with drawings designed in people's likeness, but photos would kill it for me.
Sure, make promos that use photos, but limit it to that.

>> No.29512272

>>29512139>>29511977

No need to fight over this, gents. I think we can all agree that either one is better than Felicia Day in that commercial.

>> No.29512299

>>29511133
Is it bad that I read "Can we shoehorn a porn into that?" because yes, yes we can.

>> No.29512303

>>29512181
It may not become a tournament staple but it could do. Seeing as they printed Scavenging ooze in foil to sell computer games I'm pretty confident it could happen. Let's face it, the DVD case will contain something.

>> No.29512314
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>>29512256
STOP PLEASE.

>> No.29512317

>>29512263
If you collect a photo of each main cast member, and the Tournament Ground Zero enchantment, you can turn them in at the counter for two free tickets.

A month after the movie, each card will be worth 20+ dollars.

>> No.29512321

>>29512256
The sword doesn't make the Planeswalker a creature. Thus it's only useful on some of them. Most of the time it sits their doing nothing.

>> No.29512335

>>29512303
The special edition blue ray will come with a duel deck set of the main hero and villain.

>> No.29512336

>>29512299
That's what I saw the first time too.

>> No.29512360

>>29511520
It could be a visualization of it, or do the yugioh bullshit and have holograms of the cards

>> No.29512361

>>29512335
And I will buy it.

Fuck Hasbro, fuck Fox and fuck myself but I will.

>> No.29512368

>>29512199
For those who want to compare it to the Yugi-Oh! film:

>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/yugioh/
>Tomatometer: 5%
>Watching it is vaguely like watching someone explain how to play poker when you have never played it and in fact have no intention of ever playing it. (August 19, 2004, Eric D. Snider)

>When a movie begins by telling you that 'Eternity does not last forever,' no one is paying attention...eternity may not last forever, but this movie feels like it does. ( August 12, 2004, Nell Minow )

>The only thing missing is a 1-800 number flashing on the bottom. (August 13, 2004, Michael Rechtshaffen)

>> No.29512381

>>29512321
Becoming a creature is John's +0, obviously.
And the combination thing is clearly the ult, probably -X where X is the converted mana cost of all artifacts being combined or something.
So what's his + ability going to be? It needs to be something thematically appropriate and that he can use during dramatic moments throughout the previous movies until he's gotten enough counters to use the ult.

Or, he doesn't need one and he just gets infinite loyalty counters from the unbreakable bonds of love.

>> No.29512392
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>>29512139
>>29511977
We all know who's gonna play Chandra.

>> No.29512431

>>29512392
FUCK RIGHT OFF!

>> No.29512447

>>29511705

No it should have been like the Princess Bride, occasionally leaving the events of the major story and returning to a group of players at the table asking questions about a new NPC, making jokes and retconning things that have stopped making sense.

>> No.29512495
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29512495

Who else do you think will be in a MtG movie?

>> No.29512551

>>29511684
You throw buzzwords together as though they mean something anon

>> No.29512581
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29512581

As long as Lili is voiced by George Takei, I'll gladly buy a ticket and watch the ensuing shitstorm.

>> No.29512629

>>29512447
You mean like The Gamers, if it actually had production value?

>> No.29512664

>>29512629

Yes. But it will star actors and actresses who actually play D&D, like Vin Diesel.

It will be so fucking meta movie execs will get hard.

>> No.29512704

>>29512664
Do any celebrities play Magic?

>> No.29512777

>>29512704
Grant Imahara
That's the only one I can think of, and he isnt really a celebrity

>> No.29512823
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29512823

Guys. GUYS. I have an idea. Okay, hear me out. A movie based on a Star Wars tabletop campaign. Bring in Denis Lawson as Wedge (again) and Stephen Fry as Zsinj.

Pic related.

>> No.29512831

>>29512704
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

>> No.29513201
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29513201

>>29511464
Jace Jam.

>> No.29513279
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>>29512581
>>29512495
>traditional animation
>PolishTamales as lead character designer

The only way I'll pay money to see this.

>> No.29513520

>>29513279
That's pretty good

>> No.29513981

Chimney Pimp Trilogy when?

>> No.29514166

>>29510845
Will Smith is Jace, a loose canon cop who doesn't play by the rules. This makes quickly brings the ire of the Boros clan, the corrupt lawmakers of the city. Seeking help he defects and joins the underground resistance group run by Chandra, who is played by William Dafoe in a wig. Soon the big action part opens up with the Orzhov gang firebombing the churches run by the Priests of Ghruul. To stop a religious war from breaking out in the city Jace joins forces with the Simic, a group of autonomous robots stuck in tradition and unwilling to change. Using his witty oneliners he soon wins them over and they join forces to take down James Izzet who is the corrupt leader(and also played by Dafoe in a wig).

>> No.29514296
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29514296

What if it just ends up being this movie all over again with different names?

>> No.29514490

>>29514296
>develop the property with an eye to launch a massive franchise on the scale of Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings

>on the scale of

I'm afraid they'll really do something like "Jace visits Earth".

>> No.29514616
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>> No.29514689

>>29514616
>Ridley Scott trying to get the Phyrexian body horror right

mite b cool

>> No.29514705

>>29514490

I'm really okay with a character from our world becoming a Planeswalker. It can be done really well, and it's a really cheap and cheerful way to introduce people to a universe they aren't familiar with. They are right there with the protagonist throughout the film.

I won't really mess with the lore (as far as I know) and doesn't even have to affect the plot much.

However this only works if the protagonist leaves our world behind. He remains or returns it's almost always a shitfest.

>> No.29514726

>>29514705
>Earth is just a plane of the Multiverse where magic doesn't work

Meeeeeehhhh.

>> No.29514734

>>29514296
I didn't hate that movie completely the cage/other guy scents were great and the way they called out the spells struck as dr strange likr but it was still pretty shitty overal

>> No.29514770

>>29514726

Magic could work on Earth. It's just that it's clandestine.

>> No.29514777

>>29514296
I'm expecting something more like that Jackie Chan/Jet Li movie where the kid from Boston lives a Chinese legend through the power of aaaancient Chinese secret.

>> No.29514915

>>29514616
>Karnald

YES

>> No.29514939
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29514939

>>29514777
Why you gotta remind me of that

>> No.29514986

>>29514616
>Urza, Karn, Gerrard, Hanna and Squee

Would watch a hundred times.

>> No.29515078

>>29514616

>Jim Carrey as squee

My god

>> No.29515121
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29515121

The real question is: Will Doug Beyer or someone else from the creative team even work on this movie (series)?

>> No.29515249

>>29509559
I'd love to see Ravnica (Charlize Theron is Teysa and I can never stop unfffing), Lorwyn or Kamigawa's stories on the big screen. They're the best for a fantasy trilogy. Rav is a police prodedural/conspiracy movie in a world with magic, Lorwin is the Hobbit done right and Kami is a ruthless magic vs man epic.

But we'll get Jace jacing the jaces of jacelonia, as that's all WotC cares about.

>> No.29515761

>>29513981
That's Academy Award material right there

>> No.29515914

There's a story in MtG?

Then again, they managed to crap out a movie based on Battleship, so just about any shit can fly it seems.

>> No.29515978

>>29515914
>>29510202
Pirates of the Caribbean was based on a Disney attraction.

>> No.29516013

>>29515978
The ride was still more well written than any given Magic arc.

>> No.29516034

>>29509637
This is true. You can go online and look up "Uncharted Movie" or "Halo Movie" or even "Shadowrun Movie" and you'll find tons of articles about this shit.

MtG will never be a movie, let alone in movie theaters, let alone" on the scale of Harry Potter".

Just close out of this thread and carry on.

>> No.29516070

>>29515761
>starring Daniel Day-Lewis as the Chimney Pimp

>> No.29516095
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29516095

>>29513279
Shut up and take my money.

>> No.29516238

Is going to be Michael Cera as a shy awkward mtg player getting transported into a plane and saving a girl to have awkward teenage sex with her

>> No.29516244

>>29512392
I hope you get so much cancer that you're more cancer than man.

>> No.29516273

>>29509559
I'm sure this will be just as great an successful as that Halo movie. Or the Monsterpocalypse movie.

>> No.29516309

>>29516238
So the pic in >>2951193 then?

>> No.29516313
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29516313

Last time I checked, actual /tg/ and hollywood didn't mix so well.

>> No.29516333

>>29516273
>>29516034
They're releasing a big-budget superhero movie about Ant Man next year. Motherfucking Ant Man.

There is no such thing as improbable source material anymore.

>> No.29516348
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>>29516273
>Monsterpocalypse movie
Was that Pacific Rim?

>> No.29516351
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>>29516309
Fuck. This pic, then.

>> No.29516361

>>29516313
The Riddick series is already three movies in with more to come, and it's based on one of Vin Diesel's /tg/ campaigns.

>> No.29516371

>>29512392
She looks old. Like 50 years old.
Being a fake nerd must be a very tiring job.

>> No.29516407

>>29516361
Riddick is the biggest Mary Sue in the Universe!
>orphan
>special powers
>always perfect
fucking trifecta

>> No.29516423

>>29512139
Chandra needs to be a teen. Otherwise she'll look even more retarded than she already does.

>> No.29516464

>>29516407
batman has more than 10 movies

>> No.29516471
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29516471

>>29516407
Riddick IV

>> No.29516480

I want the movie to be about Venser

>> No.29516484

>>29516313
>last

You forgetting Battleship and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale?

>> No.29516499

>>29516407
>>always perfect
You mean like the time he failed to save Jack?

>> No.29516505

>>29516471
Isn't Riddick losely based on Vin Diesel's half-drow character, Melkor?

>> No.29516515

>>29516423
Chandra is a red haired japanese highschooler who calls jace his sempai. Along with Sorin-san and garruk-kun they must stop Nicol-Sama from take over the world.

Urza-sama is the old and perverted uncle

>> No.29516534

>>29516484
Dungeon Siege is a vidya though.

>> No.29516570

>>29516505
Yup.

>> No.29516598

>>29516407
This. In Pitch Black he's cool because he's actually an unknown factor. Also because he's not the protagonist. Action Movie 101: The protagonist is never the most interesting character, that's reserved for the supporting cast.

Chronicles would have worked, if it had been from the perspective of the girl hunting for Riddick. Chronicles is also the only movie where I prefer the theatrical release over the Director's Cut. It just makes the story even more insane.

>> No.29516625

>>29516534
So is Deus Ex, Fallout, Stalker, etc. and they've so far been welcome here. An RPG is an RPG.

>> No.29516630

>>29509616

With the Hobbit trilogy being released at this time? Yeah, it's going to be a shitty fantasy film.

>> No.29516740

>>29516598
man did anyone actually finished pitch black?
I fell asleep right after Ridick kills the soldiers after the first night. The first section was awfully slow

>> No.29516750
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29516750

>mfw they have the guy whose overseeing the fantastic four movie franchise overlooking this.

And lo and behold the prophet saw a great catastrophe looming from the fox's den. But he did not make a move against it, for he knew the rage and anger left by it's wake would sustain him unto the end of time itself.

>> No.29516789

>>29510830
10/10

>> No.29516889

>>29510038
But can Jace commit as many crimes against humanity as Snyder's Superman.

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29516958

Elegan/tg/entlemen,

Some time ago /tg/ collaborated to produce a supplement race for tabletop role-playing adventures. Here today I present to you my very recent work (but long-time consideration) on integrating Pangolls into the widely popular Dungeon Crawl, which most of you likely play the Stone Soup versions of. I have prepared sprites for use in the game and have some thoughts on a description and mutations for the species. These are up for debate and editing.

I would like to see this race added as a stand-alone expansion if possible, but I do not know enough about the code of the game to do so. I need your help to make this possible. Even if we cannot ourselves create such an expansion, we could always pitch it to the Stone Soup developers.

>> No.29516998

>>29516958
Wrong thread, man. We're talking about homosexual acts between castrated gods.

>> No.29517001

>>29510122
I know that it's early in the thread, but I don't think this geek chic think is going to change anytime soon.

Harry Potter and LOTR and all that opened the floodgates for people my age and somewhat younger. With tech now everywhere, sports popularity fading, and people waiting longer and longer to marry and have families, geek isn't going anywhere and will continue to be exploited. Which is a shame cause just last decade when I was a geek, it wasn't cool. Now I have all these assholes shitting up what I love.

>> No.29517038

>>29517001
But these days "being a geek" is having watched a Star Trek movie once.

>> No.29517077

>>29509596
>Implying it won't be about Chandra, Jace, Lilliana, Garruk, and Goldmane fighting Nicol Bolas.

>> No.29517087

>>29516348
No, Monsterpoc was bought out and then sat on so it wouldn't interfere with Pacific Rim.

>> No.29517327

>>29517077
Everyone knows the story arc with Urza and his bros fighting the Phyrexians has the best narrative for making a movie.

It's the classic ensemble cast adventure story. Basically LoTR, but with lasers and explosions and robot zombies.

>> No.29517341
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29517341

>>29509596
If only.

>> No.29517357

>>29517341
So, assuming Hugh Jackman would be cast as Gerrard, who else would make up the crew of the Weatherlight?

>> No.29517477

>>29517357
Leonardo di Caprio as Squee.

>> No.29517481

>>29517357
More importantly: who will play Squee?

>> No.29517523
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29517523

It's going to be about Jace, calling it now.

>> No.29517572

>>29512256
Are you autists still fucking butthurt that Smaug had only two legs?

>> No.29517574

>>29517481
>>29517477
Clearly Jim Carrey should be Squee.

>> No.29517597

>>29517357
ron pearlman as karn. zoe sandala as sisay. amanda seyfried as hanna. mark strong as greven. rhys whatshisname as volrath. no idea for tahngarth. idris elba or faran tahir as crovax.

>> No.29517710

>>29517077
This seems likely. If the movie gets off the ground, they're going to treat it like a two-hour commercial for the card game. That means focusing on characters they consider relevant and marketable.

>> No.29517712

>>29512335
Which will also have a new legacy staple.

>> No.29517759

>>29512581
that would oddly work too i think

>> No.29517760

>>29517710
Why would they? If the movie rights have already been sold, there's no reason for Fox to give a fuck about helping advertise a Hasbro product.

>> No.29517793

>>29516371
be fair, she does actually play magic. horrifically and in the most annoying fashion but still.

>> No.29517858

>>29514777
>Trailer: Here's a movie where jackie chan and jet li fight each other, then fight mooks, then fight eachother while fighting mooks.
>What I got: Lanky Load the bastard child of the guy from Scrubs lames his way through chinese mythos.

>> No.29517870

>>29517793
Real nerds are usually annoying.

Not sure why anyone would call her a 'fake nerd'.

>> No.29518384

>>29517597
>not casting Zoe Saldana as Mirri
Come on, she's already played a catgirl once before.

>> No.29518593

>>29518384
But then you'd need to find another attractive black girl to cast as Sisay.

Fucking impossible.

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>>29517327

>> No.29518753

>>29517477
>>29517481
John Leguizamo.

>> No.29518789
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29518789

>>29518593
>not Gina Torres

>> No.29519619

>>29517597
>idris elba
Totally Crovax. Karn is spot-on too, but I'm gonna have to go with >>29518789 for Sisay- she's perfect.

I'd pick Mariska Hargitay for Orim, but that's because I can't think of anyone else.
Andrew Garfield for Ertai.
I have no idea who'd play Mirri because it doesn't really matter, does it?

>> No.29522210

>>29510309

Jace is paired up with Lily.
If they push a Chandra romance just because "Dur on der cardz togefer"
Then fuck this.

>> No.29522315

>>29510410

Then WotC make a Gideon and Sorin shirtless duel deck.
Lonely women will walk into game stores everywhere shooting money from their vaginas.

>> No.29522371

>>29510767
Sadly, yeah, probably.

>> No.29522378

>>29510525

Yeah if Elspeth is even in it, she'll be the strong independant woman who don't need no man.
Chandra will be the quirky, akward, Mary sue that makes jokes about setting things on fire and has the same voice as that wild mage from BGEE

>> No.29522411

>>29510410
If this doesn't happen I will be very, very sad.

>> No.29522558

>>29512096

I would watch this, then purchase a legitimate copy on DVD.

If they just made a movie of the Ravnica books i'd be happy, they'd have their Trilogy, and it would be iconic enough to satisfy the MTG fans and trashy enough to satisfy the action fans.

But they won't do this cus it won't have any planeswalkers in it.

>> No.29522601

>>29510923

Now this i can get down with.
With a conservation, save the earth bullshit subplot

>> No.29522660

>>29511492
>Phyrexia
>Metal

>> No.29522698

>>29522660
That is what we call a pun, anon.

>> No.29522935

>>29512823
YES
YESYES
please?

It's too bad the guy who played Harry Mudd is dead. I always pictured Zsinj as him.

>> No.29523419
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29523419

>>29522315

Not just women

I-i-it's for my sister guys I swear

>> No.29523616

>>29511357
my god its hilarious i cant. nigga i just cant.

>>29511977
i second this. Felicia Day can fuck off and die.

>> No.29524078

>>29523616
.... What did she do to you to make you this upset?

>> No.29524186

>>29524078
just her whole demeanor doesn't sit right with me. not the fake nerd thing, I'm over that. shes too happy about everything and that just annoys me.

>> No.29524268

>>29509930
>Wizard's Keep
hey, the same name as the shop i used to go to before I moved...

>> No.29524271

>>29524186
You're right, chipper people should die.

>> No.29526141

>>29524271
indeed.

I just got the greatest idea.

Doug Jones as Xenagos. he's played a satyr before, what's stopping him from going full circle?

>> No.29526663

>>29519619
>Karn
How about Peter Cullen?

>> No.29528871

>>29510026
Jace is the current face of the game. Unless Fox decides to invent a completely original character for the movie he is the most likely candidate for the leading role.

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