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>American foreign policy

Be funnier?

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less TG related

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But far more accurate

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I don't get it...

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2d10 is damage from falling 11-20 feet. Getting hit by the truck presumably did more damage than that.

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Obscure reference to monks sucking in D&D

Actually falling damage is 1d6 per 10 feet.

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How I try to treat horror. I usually die first, but that's okay. I prefer the role of tough guy who has to die so the rest of the players get a sense of how fucked they are. Even wound up surviving an entire game once, ending up like Ash from the Evil Dead right up to the habit of blasting horrors from beyond the grave during lunchbreak. Gm hated me, dice loved me.

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O, our Lord and Master, why hast thou forsaken us?

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>Samuel Rodriguez

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>no "sneak attack"

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what was he even trying to do?

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That's more of a goal than a plan.

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Then why is he clapping?

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Fuck, you got me. I bet that's why Armstrong hired him.

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Flamenco dancer?

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This is the best campaig idea in the world.

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Is there a ghost behind that tree

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Jesus Christ I didn't even notice that.

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who didnt see that coming.

>> No.29434313

I'm trying really hard to pretend that's just a scarecrow or something but I can't seem to convince myself

>> No.29434321

oh shit, the goat wizard is a necromancer

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Just instead of aliens, it's Chinese people!

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Can't gif it because it's too long, but this is how I imagine your average Imperial Guardsman would deal with a Necron.


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Wouldn't there still be a bullet in the chamber?

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You have GOT to be kidding me

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Two ways of looking at that:
Either the guy has 40 in Charisma, or everybody else has 1 in Wisdom with not even one rank spent in sense motive.

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Oh god, that moment where he just stops

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Theres a second kick that solves that problem

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>Bayonet to the guts

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I think "Rifts Technowizard at work" is a more /tg/ title.

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What's this from? This is fucking hilarious.

>> No.29437087

No bayonet attached to the gun.

>> No.29437093

Yes, and there's also the fact that kicking the magazine like he did wouldn't cause it to fall out.

>> No.29437103

That's why that gif is BS.

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So what's the outcome?

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Guy fall from orbit in a barrel.
What do you think happened.

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I need pictures.

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welp, guess i'm an autist

centaurs are way cooler than that

>> No.29437191

So by that logic our plane is virtually invincible, eh?

Well, no. In fact the slightest breeze could....

Virtually invincible.

>> No.29437201

when it comes to PCs the line is often blurry

>"i want to kill everyone"
>"so what's the plan?"
>"i guess we kill everyone?"

>> No.29437219

He would still have one bullet in the chamber you know.

>> No.29437232

Dude, the ultimate weapon is a flamethrower with a Bayonet.

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That's why the second kick hits the slide, emptying the chamber.

>> No.29437381

I need to check if swarm on the somme has updated recently

>> No.29437433

I always thought it would be a beethrower with a honey dispenser

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A mecha rescues him before he dies.

>> No.29438359

is that a giant space trash can

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I dunno, whats it look like?

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Loved that video.

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Just making sure I have this right, but wouldn't they all be 1/1 enchantment creatures with no abilities?

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This reminds me of D&D Dragon disciple reaches level 10th level.

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If Humility enters before Opalesence

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Laughed heartily my good sir.

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Don't you mean after? Wouldn't time stamps cover the power and toughness?

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If Humility enters first

If Opalesence enters first
Opalesence > Humility

>> No.29438802

Hah, never thought about that.

>> No.29438826

Is the "Each ability..." on Luminosity an ability in itself?

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I don't know why I read that as Luminosity, I meant humility.

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care to explain for those less enlightened?

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Yes, it's from 2 years ago. Doesn't matter. Bayonets will always remain an integral part of the military. Blades don't run out of ammunition.

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think he survived that?

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If you lose one of the prerequisites for a PrC you lose all PrC abilities, class features and whatever, you only maintain skills, BaB and hit dice.

One of the Dragon Disciple prerequisite is not being a half dragon, but by 10th level Dragon disciple gets "you're now a half-dragon".

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Not "So do I roll Pistols or SMG?"

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Also, you can regain all class features and whatnot if you meet the prerequisites...so that leaves you with the Schrodinger's Dragon paradox.

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y'know the only thing wrong with that image in my eyes is the use of a Magazine on a Revolver

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Actually, we're both wrong.
From Gatherer:
This is the current interaction between Humility and Opalescence: The type-changing effect applies at layer 4, but the rest happens in the applicable layers. The rest of it will apply even if the permanent loses its ability before it's finished applying. So if Opalescence, Humility, and Worship are on the battlefield and Opalescence entered the battlefield before Humility, the following is true: Layer 4: Humility and Worship each become creatures that are still enchantments. (Opalescence). Layer 6: Humility and Worship each lose their abilities. (Humility) Layer 7b: Humility becomes 4/4 and Worship becomes 4/4. (Opalescence). Humility becomes 1/1 and Worship becomes 1/1 (Humility). But if Humility entered the battlefield before Opalescence, the following is true: Layer 4: Humility and Worship each become creatures that are still enchantments (Opalescence). Layer 6: Humility and Worship each lose their abilities (Humility). Layer 7b: Humility becomes 1/1 and Worship becomes 1/1 (Humility). Humility becomes 4/4 and Worship becomes 4/4 (Opalescence).

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This weapon is inhumane by all possible conventions!

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whats the end mean?

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Reincarnation my friend.
Or the void that awaits us when we die.
Either way is fine.

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didn't you read the pic? It's an automatic. So roll Automatics for fucks sake

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>for ants

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And the bolt?

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That's some George R Martin shit right there.

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That is fucking creepy as all hell.
What is that?

>> No.29439761

The Poughkeepsie tapes

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That...that's completely accurate...

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this is how i picture ork scientifik research.
a bunch of trial and error of the most obnoxious king

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cant think of one

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Rolled 100


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Dat nat100

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sphinx's revelation

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Playing EDH

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That's surprisingly accurate.

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The ball was live, it was a legal play. Get pooped on.

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Bond Bail Bond

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I love everyone's faces.

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...why is there a lion in that side-car?

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He kicked the mag release and flipped the magazine out with his toes as he lowered his foot.

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>Lv.19 Dragoon. Special trait: can shoot lazers.

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Shit wrong thread

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GM's very special NPC dies?

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"Damn it Lawrence
This is why i hate Affirmative action
let the muggles in they can help they said?"

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He has quite a bit of space left on his left leg. Could probably fit a longshot or other long nerf gun strapped to his thigh.

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>And now we show you cartoon
>connecting to server
>no connection
>thank you, everyone dismissed

Old myth in Russia: if you get 999 on a game & watch it shows cartoon.
It doesn't show cartoon.

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Fucking Russia

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why not?

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Im sickened, but curious...

>> No.29446819

no one uses bayonets anymore, you'll throw your weapon at the enemy's head before you fix a bayonet to it

>> No.29447948

That German Sheperd just like "Hey break it up, ya pussies!"

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> not "1.21niggawatts"

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Alchemy....Hard Mode

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is actually a silly looking forward grip to make automatic fire feasible, and doesn't move.

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every game of monopoly.gif

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the lug for the bolt doesn't have to me over the ammo feed

>> No.29450084

If im not mistaken its from the Anime "Shiki", context is bitch got turned into a vampire, but her kid didn't, so then she kinda lost it.

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>mfw someone uses my image name

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very nice.

>Izzet science.gif

looks about right. the lore is bonkers but i love it.

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What's the file name? It's hidden by the Spoiler Image text.

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I can contribute to this

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Hover over "spoiler image," bro

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random encounters.gif

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commencing MTG filename dump

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Fuck, my newfag is showing.
>tfw been on here more than a year and still so much I don't know
>tfw nothing but a filthy casual

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realizes what he's been doing with his life so far.jpg?

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So we just found Slenderman's Tan suit.

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god. dont remind me of that
im still fucking paranoid of that image

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Wait, what is this actually?

What just skimmed the sun before scuttling away? Do we know?

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Nope, nope nope nope nope nope nope.




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they say plasma ball, thats what they say at least.

>> No.29451247

I actually had one of the BBEG's major henches do this is a Shadowrun campaign.

Party is taking a few moments to think and try to stay under the radar in a bar when fighting breaks out outside.

Quite a commotion, people get quiet, local band at the bar stops playing.

Doors explode inwards, slick suited troll struts in with two orc cronies, looks at the quiet band and snaps his fingers, casting a domination like spell.

Compelled band starts playing jazz as the hench cracks his knuckles.

Roll initiative.

It was a lighthearted semi-silly campaign

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At least you have Brazil.

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Gonna need a sauce on that

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I don't know why, but each time I see that gif I just fucking cringe.

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I love how much of an unintentional asshole this guy is.

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Shadowrun does silly very well.

>> No.29451695

Nah, bitch didn't turn. Kid died, husband turned. Wife went fucking nutso. That anime was unexpectedly depressing.

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I--- I...
Da fuk is this? Is it legit?

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>google image search
>its legit
Russia confirmed for enemy of the Imperium.

>> No.29451747

have you not seen the eternal tournament?

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>not catbeard.jpg

You dun goofed.

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It's not a bolt, it's a charging handle.

>> No.29451858

But that's already the joke of the image.
It's literally a comic about PC's in D&D

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True story.

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I love how he just grabs it and books it like Roadrunner.

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>what is a mothers love, baby don't hurt me

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thannks anon

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best part of that movie

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>not Urist.pdf

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Good one.

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>Goblin Arsonist
>Not Mario's First Fire Flower


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>this comic will never get another issue
>we will never learn about Adric Fell's past as a pirate

>> No.29455346

What's that thing doing to Atahualpa?

>> No.29455430

...Since Opalescence doesn't become a creature on its own, wouldn't it just turn Humility into a 4/4 or 1/1 creature?

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too real

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So what's a plasma ball?

>> No.29455691

Did they ever errata that to include the obvious "The prerequisite of not being a half-dragon is removed so long as you have this ability"?

>> No.29456004

Thats been an internet joke for years

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i got a german sheperd who breaks up my cats when they fight too.

>> No.29456037

It may actually predate the internet. Yes, including ARPAnet.

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This is fantastic.

>> No.29458466

Please tell me that filename is a reference to VTM:B and I'm not crazy for thinking it looks just like those Tzimisce minion things.

>> No.29458626

That part of the movie was nasty.

>> No.29458645

>girls gets head run over by tractor
>on purpose

>> No.29458885

She was already a vampire at that point, no?

>> No.29459183

Crap what movie was this? Cabin in the Woods?

>> No.29460589

Yeah but the townspeople didn't need to take such sadistic glee in killing the people that were their friends and neighbors a year ago.

>> No.29461591

I thought the same thing when I saw it, so that's probably what it is. Or we're both crazy.

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