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filename thread?

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>>29433018
Wouldn't

>American foreign policy

Be funnier?

>> No.29433268

>>29433177
less TG related

>> No.29433709

>>29433268
But far more accurate

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>>29433747
I don't get it...

>> No.29433863

>>29433790

2d10 is damage from falling 11-20 feet. Getting hit by the truck presumably did more damage than that.

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>>29433790
Obscure reference to monks sucking in D&D

>>>29433863
Actually falling damage is 1d6 per 10 feet.

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>> No.29434011

How I try to treat horror. I usually die first, but that's okay. I prefer the role of tough guy who has to die so the rest of the players get a sense of how fucked they are. Even wound up surviving an entire game once, ending up like Ash from the Evil Dead right up to the habit of blasting horrors from beyond the grave during lunchbreak. Gm hated me, dice loved me.

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O, our Lord and Master, why hast thou forsaken us?

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>>29433948
>Samuel Rodriguez
>american

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>>29434094
>no "sneak attack"

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>>29434014

what was he even trying to do?

>> No.29434111

>>29434099
That's more of a goal than a plan.

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>>29434099

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>>29434090
Then why is he clapping?

>> No.29434142

>>29434123
Fuck, you got me. I bet that's why Armstrong hired him.

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>>29434123
Flamenco dancer?

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>>29434077

This is the best campaig idea in the world.

>> No.29434172

>>29434156
Is there a ghost behind that tree

>> No.29434252

>>29434172
Jesus Christ I didn't even notice that.

>> No.29434272

>>29434252
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.29434278

>>29433995
who didnt see that coming.

>> No.29434313

>>29434252
I'm trying really hard to pretend that's just a scarecrow or something but I can't seem to convince myself

>> No.29434321

>>29434252
oh shit, the goat wizard is a necromancer

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>>29434162
Just instead of aliens, it's Chinese people!

>> No.29434483

>>29434252

2spooky

>> No.29434694

>>29434278
Everybody

>> No.29434728

Can't gif it because it's too long, but this is how I imagine your average Imperial Guardsman would deal with a Necron.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SHd6foQ0rA

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>>29435699
Wouldn't there still be a bullet in the chamber?

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>>29430517

You have GOT to be kidding me

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>> No.29436950

>>29436882
Two ways of looking at that:
Either the guy has 40 in Charisma, or everybody else has 1 in Wisdom with not even one rank spent in sense motive.

>> No.29436961

>>29434094

Oh god, that moment where he just stops

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>> No.29437002

>>29436821
Theres a second kick that solves that problem

>> No.29437020

>>29437002
>Bayonet to the guts

>> No.29437051

>>29436989

I think "Rifts Technowizard at work" is a more /tg/ title.

>> No.29437056

>>29436989

What's this from? This is fucking hilarious.

>> No.29437087

>>29437020
No bayonet attached to the gun.

>> No.29437093

>>29436821
Yes, and there's also the fact that kicking the magazine like he did wouldn't cause it to fall out.

>> No.29437103

>>29437087
That's why that gif is BS.

>> No.29437108

>>29434115

So what's the outcome?

>> No.29437117

>>29437020
>Bayonets
>2014

>> No.29437121

>>29437108
Guy fall from orbit in a barrel.
What do you think happened.

>> No.29437133

>>29437121

I need pictures.

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>>29433947
welp, guess i'm an autist

centaurs are way cooler than that

>> No.29437191

>>29435181
So by that logic our plane is virtually invincible, eh?

Well, no. In fact the slightest breeze could....

Virtually invincible.

>> No.29437201

>>29434111
when it comes to PCs the line is often blurry

>"i want to kill everyone"
>"so what's the plan?"
>"i guess we kill everyone?"

>> No.29437219

>>29435699
He would still have one bullet in the chamber you know.

>> No.29437232

>>29437117
Dude, the ultimate weapon is a flamethrower with a Bayonet.

>> No.29437298 [DELETED] 

That's why the second kick hits the slide, emptying the chamber.

>> No.29437381

>>29434077
I need to check if swarm on the somme has updated recently

>> No.29437433

>>29437232
I always thought it would be a beethrower with a honey dispenser

>> No.29438266

>>29437108
>>29437121

A mecha rescues him before he dies.

>> No.29438359

>>29438266
is that a giant space trash can

>> No.29438468

>>29438359
I dunno, whats it look like?

>> No.29438482

>>29436833
>OHOHUNHUN, ZEY CANNOT SEE ME NOW. I AM A GOOD SPIDER
Loved that video.

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>>29438539
Just making sure I have this right, but wouldn't they all be 1/1 enchantment creatures with no abilities?

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>> No.29438657

>>29438539
This reminds me of D&D Dragon disciple reaches level 10th level.

>> No.29438665

>>29438640

If Humility enters before Opalesence

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>> No.29438707

>>29438649
Laughed heartily my good sir.

>> No.29438737

>>29438665
Don't you mean after? Wouldn't time stamps cover the power and toughness?

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>> No.29438787

>>29438737

No

If Humility enters first
Humility>Opalesence

If Opalesence enters first
Opalesence > Humility

>> No.29438802

>>29438657
Hah, never thought about that.

>> No.29438826

>>29438539
Is the "Each ability..." on Luminosity an ability in itself?

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>>29438826
I don't know why I read that as Luminosity, I meant humility.

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>>29438802
care to explain for those less enlightened?

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>>29437117
>http://www.businessinsider.com/the-most-famous-bayonet-charge-of-modern-conflict-2012-10
Yes, it's from 2 years ago. Doesn't matter. Bayonets will always remain an integral part of the military. Blades don't run out of ammunition.

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>>29438565
think he survived that?

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>> No.29439139

>>29438870
If you lose one of the prerequisites for a PrC you lose all PrC abilities, class features and whatever, you only maintain skills, BaB and hit dice.

One of the Dragon Disciple prerequisite is not being a half dragon, but by 10th level Dragon disciple gets "you're now a half-dragon".

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>>29439128

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>>29439013

Not "So do I roll Pistols or SMG?"

>> No.29439205

>>29439139
Also, you can regain all class features and whatnot if you meet the prerequisites...so that leaves you with the Schrodinger's Dragon paradox.

>> No.29439206

>>29439013

y'know the only thing wrong with that image in my eyes is the use of a Magazine on a Revolver

>> No.29439225

>>29438787
Actually, we're both wrong.
From Gatherer:
This is the current interaction between Humility and Opalescence: The type-changing effect applies at layer 4, but the rest happens in the applicable layers. The rest of it will apply even if the permanent loses its ability before it's finished applying. So if Opalescence, Humility, and Worship are on the battlefield and Opalescence entered the battlefield before Humility, the following is true: Layer 4: Humility and Worship each become creatures that are still enchantments. (Opalescence). Layer 6: Humility and Worship each lose their abilities. (Humility) Layer 7b: Humility becomes 4/4 and Worship becomes 4/4. (Opalescence). Humility becomes 1/1 and Worship becomes 1/1 (Humility). But if Humility entered the battlefield before Opalescence, the following is true: Layer 4: Humility and Worship each become creatures that are still enchantments (Opalescence). Layer 6: Humility and Worship each lose their abilities (Humility). Layer 7b: Humility becomes 1/1 and Worship becomes 1/1 (Humility). Humility becomes 4/4 and Worship becomes 4/4 (Opalescence).

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>>29437433
This weapon is inhumane by all possible conventions!

>> No.29439294

>>29438611
whats the end mean?

>> No.29439328

>>29439294
Reincarnation my friend.
Reincarnation.
Or the void that awaits us when we die.
Either way is fine.

>> No.29439338

>>29439175
didn't you read the pic? It's an automatic. So roll Automatics for fucks sake

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>>29439013
Orklogik.jpg

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>>29439587
>for ants

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>>29439206
And the bolt?

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>>29439645
That's some George R Martin shit right there.

>> No.29439743

>>29439354
That is fucking creepy as all hell.
What is that?

>> No.29439761

>>29439743
The Poughkeepsie tapes

>> No.29439890

>>29438649
That...that's completely accurate...

>> No.29439967

>>29436989
this is how i picture ork scientifik research.
a bunch of trial and error of the most obnoxious king

>> No.29440028

cant think of one

>> No.29440087

Rolled 100

>>29440028
007playsthemostdangerousgame.gif

>> No.29440138

>>29440087
Dat nat100

>> No.29440164

>>29440028
sphinx's revelation

>> No.29440351

>>29440028

Playing EDH

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>>29441440
That's surprisingly accurate.

>> No.29441564

>>29436882
The ball was live, it was a legal play. Get pooped on.

>> No.29441672

>>29440028
Bond Bail Bond

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>>29438828
I love everyone's faces.

>> No.29442102

>>29439505
...why is there a lion in that side-car?

>> No.29442343

>>29437093
He kicked the mag release and flipped the magazine out with his toes as he lowered his foot.

>> No.29442374

>>29439967
>"SIENTZ YA GIT! WOT DO YOU FINK WE'Z DOIN'? MUCKIN' ABOUT?

>> No.29442391

>Lv.19 Dragoon. Special trait: can shoot lazers.

>> No.29442417

>>29442391
Shit wrong thread

>> No.29442438

>>29440028
GM's very special NPC dies?

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>>29440028
tg_participates_in_family_game_night

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>>29442636
"Damn it Lawrence
This is why i hate Affirmative action
let the muggles in they can help they said?"

>> No.29442949

>>29441440
He has quite a bit of space left on his left leg. Could probably fit a longshot or other long nerf gun strapped to his thigh.

>> No.29443352

>>29439294
>And now we show you cartoon
>connecting to server
>no connection
>thank you, everyone dismissed

Old myth in Russia: if you get 999 on a game & watch it shows cartoon.
It doesn't show cartoon.

>> No.29443688

>>29443352
Fucking Russia

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>>29439638

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>>29442102
why not?

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>>29438692
Im sickened, but curious...

>> No.29446819

>>29437103
no one uses bayonets anymore, you'll throw your weapon at the enemy's head before you fix a bayonet to it

>> No.29447948

>>29438494
That German Sheperd just like "Hey break it up, ya pussies!"

>> No.29448400

>>29436989

> not "1.21niggawatts"
topkek.jpg

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>> No.29448799

>>29441471
Alchemy....Hard Mode

>> No.29449740

>>29439638
is actually a silly looking forward grip to make automatic fire feasible, and doesn't move.

>> No.29449823

>>29440028
every game of monopoly.gif

>> No.29449908

>>29449740
the lug for the bolt doesn't have to me over the ammo feed

>> No.29450084

>>29445499
If im not mistaken its from the Anime "Shiki", context is bitch got turned into a vampire, but her kid didn't, so then she kinda lost it.

>> No.29450190

>>29442374
>mfw someone uses my image name

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>>29433747
>>29433921
very nice.

>>29436989
>Izzet science.gif

>>29438649
looks about right. the lore is bonkers but i love it.

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>>29450504
What's the file name? It's hidden by the Spoiler Image text.

>> No.29450561

I can contribute to this

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>>29450556
Hover over "spoiler image," bro

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>>29450561
random encounters.gif

>> No.29450664

commencing MTG filename dump

>> No.29450665

>>29450591
Fuck, my newfag is showing.
>tfw been on here more than a year and still so much I don't know
>tfw nothing but a filthy casual

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>>29450664

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>>29450691

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>>29450719

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>>29430496

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>>29450749

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>>29440028

realizes what he's been doing with his life so far.jpg?

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>>29450766

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>>29434252
So we just found Slenderman's Tan suit.

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>>29450796

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>>29437219
Watch closer.

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>>29450881

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>>29450912
YO WHAR MAH DRAGONS AT

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>>29448702
god. dont remind me of that
im still fucking paranoid of that image

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>> No.29451119

>>29448702

Wait, what is this actually?

What just skimmed the sun before scuttling away? Do we know?

>> No.29451159

>>29438692
Nope, nope nope nope nope nope nope.

NOPE

FUCK NOPE

OH MY GOOD GOLLY FUCKING NOPE

>> No.29451230

>>29451119
they say plasma ball, thats what they say at least.

>> No.29451247

>>29450857
I actually had one of the BBEG's major henches do this is a Shadowrun campaign.

Party is taking a few moments to think and try to stay under the radar in a bar when fighting breaks out outside.

Quite a commotion, people get quiet, local band at the bar stops playing.

Doors explode inwards, slick suited troll struts in with two orc cronies, looks at the quiet band and snaps his fingers, casting a domination like spell.

Compelled band starts playing jazz as the hench cracks his knuckles.

Roll initiative.

It was a lighthearted semi-silly campaign

>> No.29451320

>>29451045
At least you have Brazil.

>> No.29451353

>>29450762

Gonna need a sauce on that

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>>29450591
I don't know why, but each time I see that gif I just fucking cringe.

>> No.29451534

>>29451353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3uoMdb767Y

>> No.29451605

>>29439230

>> No.29451652

>>29436855

I love how much of an unintentional asshole this guy is.

>> No.29451667

>>29451247
Shadowrun does silly very well.

>> No.29451695

>>29450084
Nah, bitch didn't turn. Kid died, husband turned. Wife went fucking nutso. That anime was unexpectedly depressing.

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>> No.29451710

>>29439645
I--- I...
Wut?
Da fuk is this? Is it legit?

>> No.29451718

>>29451605
>google image search
>its legit
Russia confirmed for enemy of the Imperium.

>> No.29451747

>>29451710
have you not seen the eternal tournament?

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>> No.29451850

>>29451708
>not catbeard.jpg

You dun goofed.

>> No.29451857

>>29439638

It's not a bolt, it's a charging handle.

>> No.29451858

>>29434099
But that's already the joke of the image.
It's literally a comic about PC's in D&D

>> No.29451902

True story.

>> No.29452019

>>29434115
THE REPUBLICAN SPAAACE RANGEEERS!

>> No.29452048

>>29451902
SpaceHulk.jpg

>> No.29452092

>>29438482
link?

>> No.29452161

>>29438867

No. NonononNONONONONONONO

>> No.29452199

>>29439053

I love how he just grabs it and books it like Roadrunner.

>> No.29452244

>>29452092
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU

>> No.29452259

>>29439589
>what is a mothers love, baby don't hurt me

>> No.29452355

>>29452244
thannks anon

>> No.29452497

>>29451902
best part of that movie

>> No.29452512

>>29451850
>not Urist.pdf

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>> No.29452784

>>29452771
lewd

>> No.29452812

>>29452771
HOT

>> No.29452822

>>29435283
Good one.

>> No.29453016

>>29452771

dwarfporn.gif

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>>29439587

>> No.29454946

>>29436855

>Goblin Arsonist
>Not Mario's First Fire Flower

Disappointing.

>> No.29455042

>>29434099
>this comic will never get another issue
>we will never learn about Adric Fell's past as a pirate

>> No.29455346

>>29439354
What's that thing doing to Atahualpa?

>> No.29455430

>>29439225
...Since Opalescence doesn't become a creature on its own, wouldn't it just turn Humility into a 4/4 or 1/1 creature?

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>> No.29455471

>>29433177
too real

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>> No.29455510

>>29451230
So what's a plasma ball?

>> No.29455691

>>29439205
Did they ever errata that to include the obvious "The prerequisite of not being a half-dragon is removed so long as you have this ability"?

>> No.29456004

>>29436989
STOLEN
Thats been an internet joke for years

>> No.29456030

>>29438494
i got a german sheperd who breaks up my cats when they fight too.

>> No.29456037

>>29456004
It may actually predate the internet. Yes, including ARPAnet.

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>> No.29457846

>>29439549
This is fantastic.

>> No.29458466

>>29450504
Please tell me that filename is a reference to VTM:B and I'm not crazy for thinking it looks just like those Tzimisce minion things.

>> No.29458626

>>29438867
That part of the movie was nasty.

>> No.29458645

>>29451695
>girls gets head run over by tractor
>on purpose

>> No.29458885

>>29458645
She was already a vampire at that point, no?

>> No.29459183

>>29451902
Crap what movie was this? Cabin in the Woods?

>> No.29460589

>>29458885
Yeah but the townspeople didn't need to take such sadistic glee in killing the people that were their friends and neighbors a year ago.

>> No.29461591

>>29458466
I thought the same thing when I saw it, so that's probably what it is. Or we're both crazy.

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