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Lewdthink Edition

>Thinking about ERP
>Talking about ERP scenarios
>Talking about ERP orgies
>Never actually starting ERP, because you're too shy

To get started
>Pick F-List or IRC or both as your preferred method

>Go to #1001Lewd_Nights on Rizon for IRC
>Make a character and jump into /tg/ chat under "Private Channels" for F-list

>Go to http://www.f-list.net
>Create a username.
>Create a character profile on that username.
>Click chat -> chat now and enter the chat (Experimental chat slightly advised). You'll be on the frontpage.
>Click "channels" on the bar up the top and click "private rooms" and navigate down to /tg/ chat.

>Post contact info
>Get help from friendly old hands
>Lose your shy
>ERP like a whore!

>> No.29415242
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Lewd thinking?

>> No.29415319
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>F-list dies
>Just as I got cummed inside
Goddammit, the aftermath is the best part

>> No.29415320


So, uhh... whats that from?

>> No.29415343

I long to know the pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.29415391

It's pretty great. Especially when it happens as often as it does for me

>> No.29415470

I can only imagine it's like having some warm liquid being shot into you by a equally warm member.

>> No.29415495

Also I think there are several hormones in it that trigger endorphin release?

>> No.29415516
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That's a little gay Foron-chan
Fun fact, a guy can ejaculate without having an orgasm. Sounds like the biggest tease in the world really

>> No.29415550

Has F-list crashed again? i cant seem to log on

>> No.29415564

Well, you are rubbing each others sexual organs, so it's probably going to feel 100 times better than normal.

>> No.29415578

[Sanagi Torajirou] Cast Aoi Chapter 1-4 [English][FUKE]

>> No.29415602
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Yup. But we can't have another F-list is down Edition

>> No.29415621
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You're gay.

>> No.29415643
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Only for you

>> No.29415649

thanks for making that clear for me. Now if only your picture was a reality....................

Im gonna be in my room

>> No.29415683
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Have fun.

>> No.29415703
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>Never actually starting ERP because of shy
>Not because everyone active on these lewd channels doesn't actually want to play anything
>not because the people who want to start anything already did and fucked off to play lewd games

>> No.29415747

Is the chat down again?

>> No.29415749
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I've orgasmed without ejaculating. It was a very lackluster experience. It's like, uh... seeing fireworks without hearing them.

>pic related

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>It's like, uh... seeing fireworks without hearing them.
God that sounds awful.

>> No.29415842

Wow, I didn't think people were really going to start it up.

A number of people have started up 'magical STDs'.

As you fuck people who also want to play the STD game, you have a chance of catching their diseases and it'll have effects on you from changing skin/fur color to mind altering effects and larger transformations.

The fact that bug chasers exist in real life makes my stomach turn at this.

>> No.29415852

I can play with you. Doesn't even need to be lewd, just fun.

>> No.29415864
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Doesn't that require something in ones butt?
Slave Korra is the best

>> No.29415865

Naga anon here, if the anon from the other thread who wanted the transcript of my vore story I'm making it now.

I won't bother giving a long explanation now, but if anyone asks I'll tell you.

>> No.29415920

I done both.

Edged for a good while, went a little to far, tried to bring it back, juice came out but no orgasm, decided to continue until climax hit, but no more juice.

It was like having a piece of wedding cake, but separated into only frosting in one bite and only cake in the other bite. Sure both bites are sweet and tasty, but its missing something since they're supposed to go together.

>spermatic chaalfi
I don't know what you're trying to tell me captcha

>> No.29415928

Source for pic? I googled it but couldn't find anything.

>> No.29415935

Hep B for everyone!


>> No.29415936

See >>29415578

>> No.29415955

Femboy anon, still here?

>> No.29415987
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You poor soul.
I wanna try it now, just out of morbid curiosity.

>> No.29416015
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Well that was not my image, and someone is going to be very confused.

>> No.29416027
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Unf indeed. A shame the rest is violently NSFW
That's incredibly vague you know

>> No.29416045

the one that wanted a strong beary man to hold him close.

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I'll get in on this thread early. People wanted to see some of my Lewdworks when we were spamming succubi.

Didn't want to post more without a feeling that people actually cared.

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Still pretty vague.
I have to get my fill of Kora after this now, thanks.

>> No.29416121

Er, that was wrong.
I meant for the first link to be >>29415928

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I'm here to serve after all

>> No.29416152

Remember last thread?
100% sure it wasn't you, everyone knows you cannot into gayfaggotry. Also he didn't sport your name.

>> No.29416163

Good sir may I request some moar?

>> No.29416216
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It may of been me, I do like my hugs.


>> No.29416217
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>that .gif

>> No.29416253

The question is, do you like to play a little cute femmy boy who's about to get anally buggered by a bigger and burlier male, who will tease him about being a little bitch?

>> No.29416290

How does one ERP with only one hand?

>> No.29416297
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I'm gonna take your giantess for a spin one day, whether you like it or not

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>File name
>Not the same anon.

>> No.29416320
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Swap the roles around then yes.

>> No.29416346

I guess. Profile?

>> No.29416376
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When ever you're free.

>> No.29416385
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It does not. I think it was more a matter of denying myself over and over until when the moment did come (hurhur), nothing spectacular happened. Instead of some kind of back-up to be unleashed, my body just went, "Oh, you want to play games? Fine. Fuck you."

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>Do you have room for another player in your games Anon?


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Hope it's okay.
I think you were thinking of someone else.I'm the bear.

>> No.29416502

You, mate, are the single most braindead faggot I've ever meet.
I think a rock is less blunt than you.
And of course I knew it wasn't you, as I said before the anon I was looking for is the one wanting to play a femboy.

>> No.29416510

>Do you have room for another player in your games Anon?


>> No.29416520

I'll try to fit you into my schedule when the chat is back up
Your body sounds like a proper gentleman who will not be trifled with!
Sounds cute. One could teach you the art of love. And don't think I don't plan on bookmarking you not that you're making yourself inaccesible!

>> No.29416533

Hand on the keyboard, some remote-controlled toy in your underwear and when you feel like teasing yourself just turn it on...

Or, if you're a cute girl, just focus on the typing and let me take case of the rest~

>> No.29416547

>actually thinking about ERP
>actually talking about ERP scenarios
>actually talking about ERP orgies
>actually never actually starting ERP, because I'm too too shy

Life is suffering.

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Indeed I am.
Love you too, anon.
Maybe the other anon may come on in a bit.

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Elf girl with too few admirers. Needs moar!

>> No.29416578

but i have a ponos, not a vagoo

>> No.29416599

Don't be anon, it actually can feel pretty liberating acting out some fantasies in a consequence free environment.

>> No.29416630

It's okay Foron, your naivete is adorable.
Not really it's extremely annoying, next time when someone directly says gay shit don't post your female/hetero profile.
Doubt so almost-satan, I think he's the same cock-tease that always appears.
Prostate. A hell of a drug.

>> No.29416638

Huh, weird. It's backwards for me.
Can do lewding, but when I talk about it it sounds awkward and forced.

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>Or, if you're a cute girl, just focus on the typing and let me take case of the rest~
I have no idea what you're insinuating
>Trying to step into my buttslut territory
Oi m8 I'll gab you in the mug
>Put vibrator in butt

>> No.29416647

So? Where's the issue with that?

>> No.29416652

there are plenty of gadgets even for that kind of setup...

>> No.29416670

>Overly good at lewds
>HORRIBLE at the thing before lewds.

>> No.29416709

I w-wasn't aware...

>> No.29416731

Fingerfucking, I believe. He's implying fingerfucking.

What, you expected that to be spoilered? To hell with that and this thread's spoiler fetish, it's frank and obvious.

>> No.29416736
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Buttlove is best love

>> No.29416738
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I'll try to read better good next time.
I hope it chocolate~.

>> No.29416752

is me
I suffer from >>29416670 and I get super nervous both IRL and online, mainly because I also suffer from really low sensitivity so it takes a lot to keep it up

>> No.29416765

Don't have personal experience yet but Progasm has been recomended by bunch of people

>> No.29416782

It's a momentum thing, probably.
Hell, that's the reason I can to ERP actually. To be more comfortable discussing sexuality.
It still feels a little weird... but it's getting easier...

>> No.29416794
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... that's poop.
That's poo on a stick.

God fucking dammit.

>> No.29416800

Well yes, but this is indirect sex, and however much I want, I can't put it in
What's the quote? A chocolate penis that ejaculates money would be the only thing to truly satisfy a woman?

>> No.29416828

>a piece of bread with warm shit on top.
That's what you deserve foron, a shitty waifu, a shitty fetish all in one.
But do read fucking better, next time I might as well just yell "GAY ALERT, GAY ALERT, I LOVE COCKS, DON'T COME NEAR IF YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE AT LEAST ONE COCK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, GAY ALERT, GAY ALERT".But more importantly because that's hilarious.
Oh no, I mean build up.
As most people put it "Your general evil mean dom humiliation master is 10/10, but everything before that while trying to reach that point? I'll just say I've seen better shit on a youtube comment section"

>> No.29416837
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You have to admit, that does sound awesome, till it melts.

>> No.29416891

the word you are looking for to describe this
is foreplay

>> No.29416897

>Low sensitivity
>Need between 16-30m for a quickie.
>Normally take 20+ for a normal fap without edging.
>Also I need to do it 2-3 times.
I need to once ask whoever I'm playing to add when they cum IRL, just for comparison's sake.

>> No.29416919

>Try playing, rough, forceful dom
>Can't stop laughing at the silly crap I'm typing
Is this normal?

>> No.29416921

Not exactly, foreplay is into my lewd territory, I mean the thing before foreplay, mostly story.

>> No.29416945

This. It's hard to meet in a bar and chat a girl up. It's easier just to go "Hey bby, u want sum fuk?"

>> No.29416964

I like RPGs that are 10 to 50% lewd and that remain games. That said it's hard to find players with my exact mix of specific fetishes so that all could enjoy the content together.

>> No.29416998

These. I get nervous because the conditions leading up to it are mind-breakingly spaghetti, and then it takes me -ages- to get anywhere and I get nervous that she'll think I'm unsatisfied and something's wrong with her.
I've had that happen. It's terrible.

>> No.29417008
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Hope so, sounds fun.

>> No.29417041

what the fuck.
Did they separate her spine from her body and then break it outside of her back?


>> No.29417058
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It's so much easier to play a grill, I can skip straight to the lewd if I want to, people never seem to object

>> No.29417061

Look again anon, they just found her hidden toblerone.

>> No.29417069

I've had that happen before. I guess it helps that I'm not hard into dom stuff, so it was mostly for her benefit, which means I was just going above and beyond anything that was helping me get off.

>> No.29417106

Had that happen to me once

>> No.29417133 [SPOILER] 
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I can't be the only one who likes to force my partners tohold hands. I bet everyone does that. Right?

>> No.29417135
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Once I get going, I hope the other guy gets his fun as well, as much as I like being a tease, I want them to have fun doing it.

>> No.29417139

I might have once typed something like "Another member grew because of magic. No, really!"

Andd... apparently I'm now someone's official dom or something.

>> No.29417165
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>Completely full condoms
I love it so much. A shame I love internal cumshots and inflation more

>> No.29417182
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That was not my picture....

>> No.29417198
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Nice, must be doing something right.

>> No.29417199

Think of it as a doggie bag.

>> No.29417262
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I went out on a date with a dude who had been to several wars, got intimate with him real quick. After around 12 posts I sucked his dick under the dinner table. I have no selfcontrol whatsoever
>Here's your leftovers miss!
You know what, I can get jiggy with it, that's pretty hot

>> No.29417274

So once I RPed with a guy who had a fetish for sitting in girls laps. Apparently he found my portrayal of Misty's displeasure at being sat on unsatisfactory and dropped the RP.

>> No.29417289
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Can do. I just have to figure out which part to post next. I mean, it is a complete story, so there are lots of parts that aren't hot and heavy action, you know?

There is some teasing (of the non-sexual sort), some teasing of the sexual sort, some dickings.

I enjoy having to choose though, because it says to me 'which part of this do you actually care about', which is good information for future publishing.

>> No.29417290

Was he playing a femboy?

>> No.29417296

better than the one that said "Oh well, make a new profile because I dislike your profile picture".
That kind of shit made me realize the reason I started to play gay-only on f-list

>> No.29417298

Somewhat femmy IIRC

>> No.29417317

>Bored and lonely
>Let's look at this ERP thread
>Pretty tempted...
>Can't think of a character
>Don't know how to ERP

Every single time.

>> No.29417322

I have no idea what that is.
I feel like some kind of warped cartoon villain or something.

>> No.29417326
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Heh, you really do sound like the best kind of lewd fun.

>> No.29417355
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But surely there's more to RP than just gulping down a fat one? What about the chase, I don't put up any!

>> No.29417361

Males get a lot of flak on f-list but a good deal of them are THAT assburgers self-important.

But then you get man-hating lesbians like Jenasys Stryphe and the cycle of shit becomes a feedback loop.

>> No.29417389
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I hope you are ready for some story time.

He also does super hero's and villains on a different account.

>> No.29417402

Normally if you play with a female dom she's like "OH WELL, I'M PLAYING A FEMALE DOM I'M SOOOOO MUCHBETTER THAN YOU LOL I ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING"-spoiled brat.
Most gay doms are pretty chill.

>> No.29417431
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Dropping by again to let any potential PF dm's know 2 players are interested in a game. whether joining one fresh or entering one mid story.

>> No.29417435
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Sure there is, but if you enjoy the zero to lewds, why fix something that ain't broke?

>> No.29417450

I can DM for you.
But there is only ONE condition.

>> No.29417463

I may get some flack for this, but I've noticed who switch to gay/straight only were never that interested in the opposite/same sex. It always felt like they were looking for an excuse.

>> No.29417469

Make that three

All three of us are listening

>> No.29417482

Is it in the mystery box?

>> No.29417487

I will insert my fetishes.
You wish to know what my fetishes are?
That's the trick, you're not told which are my fetishes.

>> No.29417490

I think they just don't know how into gender preferences.

>> No.29417491
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Because one day, I will meet the perfect partner, with the perfect scenario, and they'll want me to put up resistance, and I'll let them down!

>> No.29417498
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lets hear it then shall we?

>> No.29417516

I dropped online grills on the same reason I dropped offline girls.
They're fucking ANNOYING.

>> No.29417526

>not telling us the fetishes we will be playing with

>> No.29417535

I meant more in that the stuff I'm writing is so... absurd.
But then again, that's lewding where the laws of reality don't apply, ain't it?

>> No.29417578

What do you usually touch yourself at night to, good Anon?

>> No.29417588

But it fits this thread so well, if you hadn't said anything nothing would seem amiss.

>> No.29417601
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Goddamnit F-List, all I wanted to do was hold hands with a cute Gria!

>> No.29417602
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Maybe play out a few sessions with one you really really like, then mix it up by not breaking right away, resisting them a little by little.
Don't worry, you'll find the one.

>> No.29417614

There's nothing wrong with liking guys anon. Just don't try blaming one gender for your personal preferences, and for the love of god stop marking your profiles Bi if you don't want to get invitations from one sex.I'm not bitter at all, no...

>> No.29417633

>dat picture
>implying snaketrap is not perfect the way he is

>> No.29417656

That's the thing, I DO like girls. But 9 out of each 10 times they're annoying or needy or HUEG TITAIS. I do but bi-male preference.

>> No.29417665

Well yes, but imagine The Sun and The Dark Son rubbing their massive chests together

>> No.29417676

>Putting snaketrap with a disgusting illusion woman.
Get out.

>> No.29417680
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My partner in crime will be speaking to you in order to decide our interest.

>> No.29417688

Can't hear you over the sound of all those snakes in his skirt.

>> No.29417703

You do accept the GRIZZLY fate?

>> No.29417721

Oh, sorry, me not reading good again.
Just keep practicing typing the lewd stuff, and read things like 50 shades, it may not the best thing to read, just take tips from it.

>> No.29417725
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How big do you want them to be anon?
>Disgusting illusion woman
It's a beartrap!

>> No.29417736
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as I said, that will be up to my partner, whom has reservations and questions for you.

>> No.29417739

I'm gonna have to ask how this is going to work before I even consider it. You mean your fetishes will simply be present in the game world, or will they randomly befall player characters who suddenly can't manage to do anything about it?

>> No.29417765
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>50 shades
How about no, I suggest paying a visit to xnxx and check the story section. You can filter the stuff you want to see, just read the highest rated stuff to get a general idea of what the people like. That's how I got started

>> No.29417767

spoilery spoiler spoilers[/spoilers] All the time.

>> No.29417771

Normal-small sized.
I just like plain normal girls, not huge-tit monsters. Normal. Small. Cute. Girls.

>> No.29417773

Time for a rousing game of "Most Annoying things People do on F-List"!

Send you a message once a day asking to do some RP and log out the moment the send it.

Day after day after day.

>> No.29417784

Yuri, incest, rape, female masturbation, voyeur stuff.

Y'know, the usual.

>> No.29417785

Chat is back up.

>> No.29417795

So E-cup is out of the equation?
>Message that just says "Hi"
Stop it

>> No.29417796


I have Khumfayar set to bi-female preference because he is. I'll play with males I find attractive, my first public erps in the chat was with Miroir the incubus. But unfortunately his my gay moods are very elusive, so I have male partners who probably get tired of constantly badgering me for dat british broadcasting corporation cock and me saying "not right nao".

However the mantra I try to keep in mind and espouse to others is that we're all here for fun and relaxation, and there's no good to come from making someone else feel bad because they can't/won't play with you. Now if they are rude in declining you you can be a bit more caustic. But you catch more flies than honey, and I'd like to think it's a sunny and friendly disposition as much as my urpz skills that draw people to me.

That being said, >>29417516 you have my sympathies in volume. I know that feel, though it's gay guys, what I assume are online grills, and what may just be robot programs. No end or gender exclusion on being clingy and annoying. Which is rude to say because they are usually sweet people (at least for me, I know many get the passive aggressive jerks)

>> No.29417799

He has a random table of fetishes with 36 possible results. Hes going to roll at the start of each session to see what today fetish will be.

>> No.29417803

We'll probably end up in a pit of shit and won't be able to make attempts to get out until the GM is done describing the smell and texture in AGONIZING detail. Skip it anon.

>> No.29417813
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> Forcing them to hold hands

>> No.29417824

Honestly, I'm not sure want to get all that good at being the cruel sexual manager. I'd hate it if I were to take magical talisman sexual dominance seriously.

>> No.29417827 [SPOILER] 
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This then.
I don't really read smut that much.

It's great.

>> No.29417834
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>> No.29417853

If you'd rather have someone who explicitly won't inject his fetishes but doesn't mind you injecting yours, I'll run for you. I'll take care of the worldbuilding, the encounter-building, and management of the environment and NPC's, but how lewd it gets will be entirely up to you.

One condition, however.
We play 3.5 instead of PF. I don't want to worry about rules I'm not solidly familiar with, and I want to help you make your characters have crunch to back up their fluff.

>> No.29417860

here. https://www.f-list.net/c/that%20dm
Depends, depends.
Generic fantasy land.

>> No.29417892

It's not 50 shades is exceptionally bad, but it's written for women dammit. You can't be sure that your partner is female, you can get a wider range on xnxx

>> No.29417894
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umm, if you're worried about PF because you want me to be potent, you don't have to worry, me and my partner will be fine with that. I personally prefer PF because of the skill system and my level of mastery on it, but sometimes compramise is necissary, I know from previous experiance my friend will be cool with this. so were should be meet up to hash out details?

>> No.29417904

"My tits flop out like water ballons"-big isn't.
That's, indeed e cups.

>> No.29417916
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Gonna join in a bit.

>> No.29417930

>that picture
best barmaid ever.

>> No.29417943


>> No.29417952

I'd like to joing for some ERP, never done any before. already made a character on f-list the other day, but i wont be able to participate till i get off work in another hour.

my magical realm is pregnancy and a good second is male to female transformation

Though I dont talk about it here too much, ive seen those /D/M copypastas that everyone reviles.

>> No.29417953

Uh... is there a way to write for both? Kinda hedge my bets?

>> No.29417962

>RP with someone
>Set up a mostly interesting scene
>Once the lewd starts they seem to go completely limp, practically comatose
>Literally just lay there as they're fucked
>Incredibly boring even when trying to spice things up to get a reaction they just go 'oooh yeah!'
>Finish up the RP
>Tell them I don't think our styles match very well, but thanks for the time
>They bug me every god damn day trying to RP again
>Tell them flat out several times I'm not interested anymore
>They still ping me every god damn day.

>> No.29417972


>> No.29417979

go on.
any f-list profile?
why I want to play a druid.
and other player is my animal companion?

>> No.29417980

Send an email to what's in the field of this post. I'm a ForeverDM, so I have a couple games I'm already running, but if it's just you two with an emphasis on lewds I should be able to keep up with it.

>> No.29417984

Some stories on xnxx have the authors gender on them, just read through a few of them so get a general idea of what appeals the most to each gender

>> No.29418003

we wouldn't mind more people in a more group setting, but I'm pretty sure we're at take what we can get right now.

>> No.29418008

It's a barmaid until he stops wearing his dress.
Then he's my little cutest boyslut whom I still love.

>> No.29418023

Meh, I got started on writing smut by reading some of that 'only for women' romance. I admit it has some faults, but a dude who is into text erotic RP isn't going the typical route anyway.

What I'm trying to say is, if they aren't just looking at something on redtube, chances are 50 shades style formula smut will work just fine.

The biggest crisis is that anatomy isn't as important in some female erotica. Just talk about the dick and vagoo a little more, and you are just fine to work with a guy.

>> No.29418031


>> No.29418051

I just made my account today, though the chat seems to be down.
At least I don't have to worry about flaking, or powergaming.

>> No.29418067
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>> No.29418075

... god damn it, now I have to find the source of this just to see what it's actually supposed to say. Motherfucker.

>> No.29418078

Hey anon.
Do play a "fighter"
You will be my "animal" companion.
Don't worry, I'm a nice dom.
I will even bathe you. With my tongue :3

>> No.29418104

Chat's back up.

>> No.29418109

Please resend, I manged to mistype my own email.
you're linking the DM, friend. Try linking one of the players.

>> No.29418122
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Depends on how you consider the two, I myself try to be very punctual and involved, but I have other respoinsabilities i sometimes need to take care of, as unlikely as they are to pop up, and as for powergaming, thats a loaded topic for any dm and many have entirely different views on what is and isn't OP or powergaming. I as a rule of thumb always build towards a concept even as I try to make it potent.

>> No.29418128
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Have fun.

>> No.29418136

what is the original source on this?
I need to know, for reasons.

>> No.29418138

I need to get wake up.

>> No.29418145

>that pic
I'm not remotely furry. I don't even like RPing with anthros. But goddamn if I wouldn't hit that so hard my penis fissioned the hydrogen atoms inside him/her. (Can't tell for sure, don't really care.)

>> No.29418148

That's easy then.
Make a cute girl
Go into chat.
Brace for lewd.

>> No.29418150

>At least I don't have to worry about flaking
I have no words for this. Only bitter laughter and tears.

>> No.29418163

Just like bad sex

>> No.29418180

why is this thread so lewd

>> No.29418187

Oh anon, if we're three players there will be plenty of flanking on one of us.

>> No.29418197
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They do look like fun.
Damn Gropey the clown, I think that's his name?, and his people hunting idea.

>> No.29418220

Why ya gotta be so lewd?

>> No.29418222
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Because it is, and enjoy your stay~.

>> No.29418249

I'm one of the old CharOp board 3.5 grognards. I know pretty much all the tricks; one might call me a cheese connoisseur. It is my opinion that one's fluff should always be backed up by crunch as well as it can; in that sense, then, optimizing by the numbers is all that is required. As a DM, I make sure my monsters all fit within what's to be expected for their CR.
It was mostly a joke. I get a lot of flakes, and my friends who also DM get flakes, too.
o mai~

>> No.29418251

That is adorable

>> No.29418254
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Every few threads. This comic is always relevant. Don't be this guy, or lewd them. Always be active even if you prefer short responses.

>> No.29418280

>muh dick

Where do I find people like this for tender loving snuggles and unimaginably rough powerfucks that leave me drained and exhausted after two minutes?

>> No.29418286

sent you a message, the third guy here.

>> No.29418306

I tend to play with dms more often than not that "do know all the tricks" as it were, suffice it to say depending on what you allow me as source material I can build some pretty crazy stuff myself. I'll be awaiting your response so we can enter a more direct method of communication.

>> No.29418352
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No idea, if you find 'em, lets go huntin'~.

>> No.29418369

B-but what if I'm not good enough? I have no idea what to do in ERP.

Plus I'm scared.

>> No.29418386

Renn Festivals and the like

Mind you, you cant be socially retarded. They are people too.

>> No.29418390


>> No.29418416

... it was a oneshot posted on a ryona board by an artist with a name (never used again) and no gallery.

I will never unknow these facts.

>> No.29418420

I practically live at my ren faire all summer, I've never seen cute like this.

Chatrooms, you say? Any links?
For science, of course.

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Cons, usually
Most of them are pretty cool people. I'll drop a few pics

>> No.29418456

Is there a name for this? Something I can look up that won't lead me to furry porn?

>> No.29418504
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>Franken Fran

>> No.29418514
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>Fran Cosplay
This boner cannot be contained!

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some more

lol for science

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Only one I had of her, I was taking a bunch of pics around the area

>> No.29418575
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Not sure. Maybe ask a larp thread.
Because it's their fluffy tail.

>> No.29418586
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What I wouldn't give for a Fran RP...

>> No.29418625 [DELETED] 

Well, I only got one picture of that particular cosplayer, I was kind of on a photo spree, and I thought I'd be the only one to geek out over the Fran cosplay

I also didn't want to weird her out by asking to take a bunch of pics

>> No.29418628

Retool Nechronica a little bit.

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Heh, this smile cannon be contained.
And I think its a woman.

>> No.29418662

Is one of you willing to make a Fran?

>> No.29418735
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I still need to get some experience before I try my hand at a cannon character, and no idea if it's already done.

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I would do terrible perverse things to be in a Fran RP

my previous GF is a furry, I RP'd furry cosplay for her on occasion, and she dressed up like Fran for roleplay.

Have some manservice

>> No.29418755

>woman with a pipe and 6edgy34me clothes western
>all my cringe

>> No.29418776

That better be a dragon dildo.

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>no idea what happened to my picture there

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>> No.29418864

>that dude
Why you ask why boner?
I do know exactly why I have you.

>> No.29418951

Another week, another person I liked on F-List deleting without any sign of why.

>> No.29418992

>tfw you meet someone with unusual kinks perfectly complementary to your own
>tfw you have one amazing session that ends abruptly
>tfw they never log on again
Life is suffering.

>> No.29419047
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It's a dream of mine too anon

>> No.29419052
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Someone said more, so here is more lewdstory (before this thread starts slipping away).

I decided to skip a chapter (or was it two?) and go straight to more lewd. Turns out making a deal with a devil has consequences, who knew?

>> No.29419101

It's like that... only infrequently.
Anyone else love the idea of play where both characters are getting the better end of the deal? It's weird that this isn't a more common thing...

>> No.29419149


Such is the nature of erping. I've been at this since I got corrupted by two more seasoned chicks back on my NWN server, but my best partners and friends save one have disappeared.

Even one who was literally my ideal profile and partner down to a T. Even got a picture commissioned in homage to our mutual interest.

>> No.29419161

I don't know what you mean by your spoiler.

>> No.29419209


>> No.29419217

I assume he means each character thinks they're getting the better of the other.

>> No.29419244

One of my 'Friends' on there deleted during the week too, and I've only just now had the time to even notice. No explanation of why, but it was someone from here - I have a sneaking suspicion they were the one constantly ranting about "people think the No list applies to everyone except themself".

>> No.29419245

Wild and exploratory, but still consensual.

>> No.29419247

I need to find her and feed her figs in the forest.
And squeeze her fluffy tail.

>> No.29419345

I'n interested, but I'd rather send an F-list message than an email, or join in a room.

>> No.29419352 [SPOILER] 
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So I'm considering making a 'canon character only now with 9000% more lewd' profile on there.
specifically, Serena from Pokemon X/Y, because of a couple of pieces of r34 I've seen
But there's already that person who sits in the SDLFRP with like 5 profiles identical except for the name covering that niche.

What do?

>> No.29419398

Contact the front desk and open a ticket to have the profiles deleted if they're not being used.

>> No.29419440

They do use them, I've seen them advertise. Even though they have literally five profiles that are clearly Copied from each other with a couple of name tweaks and different images.

My post was more of a "does anyone want?"

>> No.29419446

>there's already that person who sits in the SDLFRP with like 5 profiles identical except for the name covering that niche

Do it anyway, if they're having to camp that desperately to get attention they're probably terrible at it.

Will the "more lewd" include any Poké-fucking?

>> No.29419451
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>But there's already that person who sits in the SDLFRP with like 5 profiles identical except for the name covering that niche.

Who cares. Play what you want to play.

>> No.29419472

I'm sure she's fawnd of a good tailsquueze

>> No.29419509

>Spoiled text
Yes, that's actually the primary goal.

>> No.29419565

I don't have any 'mons on hand, but I could be quite interested.

>> No.29419580
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I'd like to see cervines (humanoid in this case, I'm down with anthro) become more popular. It's an appealing motif - the nymph with the elf with a bit of furry.

I can't post the ones I always link in the chat because they are not worksafe.

>> No.29419584

I'll make the profile sometime in the next few hours, once I find some decent "not entirely pornographic" images to put on there.

>> No.29419605

Give me a moment to set up the room; in the meantime, please send me just one email so I can send you the channel name.

>> No.29419614

Put the link here rather than posting?

>> No.29419698
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Yup, we need more satyrs/nymph

>> No.29419705
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Imgur is down and I am too lazy to recall other hosting sites.

This is the one I usually link, is a trappy furry:


>> No.29419730

I know this is probably supposed to focus on a bimbo fetish, but I'm always amused by the idea of awakened genitals.

>> No.29419756


every goddamn time

>> No.29419803

>someone else that's noticed it's a bad idea to put outright porn on the profile of a female character unless you -want- drooling retards messaging you every 5 minutes

>> No.29419816

its also possible for guys to orgasm without ejaculating.

>> No.29419935
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Nymphs are such fucking teasers, they're mischievous by nature, and they LOVE to lead guys on. Whorebags, every last one of them

>> No.29419958
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I found this out one way...

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Don't they also kill the men the tease?

>> No.29420086
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Undoubtly so. Sluts

>> No.29420101

>>Never actually starting ERP, because you're too shy

Oh lawd why.
Or it sometimes goes down like this, I'll get chatted up by the character of my dreams, but then before responding I lock up, and think about possible scenarios, look at the characters pictures, jerk off and poof. I'm the worsttttttt.

Sometimes I think it's more about the social company than the sex. Also, how do you get decent character ideas? I want to create something more than just a picture and a kink list, but yea...
Also it seem hard to make two well fleshed out characters then meet somewhere, it's easier with generic blank instant-hookup profiles.

>> No.29420116

I've sent the email.

>> No.29420136
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I don't even know what to talk about now.
Oh but I did get a session planed out.

>> No.29420156

>Never actually starting ERP, because you're too shy


>> No.29420189



Speaking of which, where are all the DOTA characters?

>> No.29420219
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>> No.29420235

I think she means Windranger. She gets a little confused.

>> No.29420255
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Just a little, but that giggle, hnnng.

>> No.29420283



>> No.29420286
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Where does Luna even get spandex that fits this tightly?

>> No.29420317

H-has anyone here played hellmoo?

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secret shop.

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>> No.29420399

Well I made an account and I have an idea in mind for a character I can make, but I have no idea what to call her.

Been sitting at this enter name screen for like half an hour.

>> No.29420422
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Stupid sex Ahri.

>> No.29420423

>all these shy people

Ooh, yes. Come, darlings; I'll help you relax.


>> No.29420428

What I do is run sexy words through a english to latin translator. Might be worth a try.

>> No.29420467

Jinx is probably arrested for lewd just as often as she is arrested for blowing stuff up.

She just wants attention from the oddly sexy-focused police force.

>> No.29420492
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Indeed, give her a go.
But really, people are more than friendly and understand. I was worried I'm going to be a bad rp'er, but you'll never know till you try.

>> No.29420528

For a small-chested girl, Jinx somehow always manages to look wonderfully fertile.

>> No.29420538
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I mean, who wouldn't, look at dem fists.

>> No.29420555

>make Serena profile
>start initial edit of profile
>go back to View, already got 1/1 views/bookmarks

>> No.29420563

It occurs to me now that there is probably GIANT FISTING porn of Jinx, somewhere on the net.

>> No.29420577
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Helps if I pick the right image.

>> No.29420578
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Had to chance to play Ahri with a girl who pulls off the fufufufufu anime vixen motif to perfection. It's even her scthick

Muh dick still is recovering. You're amazing, Alexis.

>> No.29420602

Surprise! Those donuts were lazed with an aphrodisiac!

>> No.29420619
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Not that I notice, but now as you said it, it must be a thing.

>> No.29420621
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>> No.29420649

Oh... So that's what Krispy Kreme's "Tiger Penis Special" was...

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>> No.29420684


>tfw want to make a Ahri profile but never played League.

Oh well, I might as well make an OC fluffy tails instead.

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>> No.29420704

So how would one play Jinx?

I'm considering making a Jinx profile, but I'm nervous about playing a pre-existing character with pre-conceptions of how she should behave

>> No.29420707

You can always do Ran from Touhou. I much prefer her, she's more noble in her appearance. Not to mention experience

>> No.29420711

Just go for an off-brand, oc kitsune. Or just wing it.

>> No.29420739

>Had to chance to play Ahri with a girl who pulls off the fufufufufu anime vixen motif to perfection. It's even her scthick

What do you mean by this? I'm curious and don't watch anime.

>> No.29420743

Man, being almost 2m tall makes this scenario pretty much impossible for me.

>> No.29420744

Play her as Harley Quinn, meets the mad bomber who bombs at midnight.

>> No.29420746

A compulsive, probably.

>> No.29420749


Nonsense, you should do what your heart and loins tell you to do. You could play Ahri to appeal to people like me who don't play League of Legends. For some folks, waifus or objects of lust can be off appearance and not just personality.

Not to mention it's a kitsune girl, that's kind of the same whatever the setting.

Whatever your fluffy tailed vixen, be sure to stop by and say hi if my profile catches your interest. More than certain you will mine. I'd look forward to ravaging, dominating and getting my hands all over a long-legged, long-tailed fox of a woman

>> No.29420762

She seems impulsive and highly energetic. She does what she wants whenever she wants and there aint nothing gonna stop her.

Also killing and destruction are fun to her, so no morals. Probably just as crazy in bed as she is everywhere else

>> No.29420770
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I can see her being a very excited, femdom character, taking all the dick she wants.

>> No.29420773

I like the cut of your jib.

>> No.29420788
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Only way I can play Ran would be as an all time dom because I like her too much


Winging it sound dangerous since the chance of stumbling on someone wanting a 100% in character account is high.

>> No.29420797
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>Playing as or with canons

>> No.29420821
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You never know, we can try something~.

>> No.29420822

Someone doesn't know about the fatal not!kitsune who fuck you to actual soul-sucking death ha!

>> No.29420830

Well it's nowhere near finished, but here.


>> No.29420843

...okay, so Harley without the Joker with an extra dose of BOMBS... Seems fitting for her.

But how do I make it mesh with my fetishes? loving vanilla sex and happy pregnancy?

...Or should I just give up on trying to mix Jinx with those fetishes altogether?

>> No.29420855

No no anon, that's playing with cannons. Silly goose, getting your words mixed up again!

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And if that person is a jerk, then you tell them to bugger off and keep on grooving.


So I'll just pound her, rump up and head pinned to the bed/table/whatever is at hand until she's too lost in the moment to try her soul-sucking sorcery

>> No.29420866
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Even better, play this glorious babe

>> No.29420871

Hah, to be honest I did actually mean more in real life. I do appreciate the offer though.

>> No.29420881

I don't see those two working together...
Jinx is more of "Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon."

>> No.29420894

Have you ever played CoC? Makes me think of that goblin that is always trying to get a family out of you.

That is to say, Jinx gets it into her mind that she wants kids, and she wants them with BLANK. So even while being crazy, she will put up with stuff to get what she wants?

>> No.29420897

Yeah she's probably an animal in bed and or kinky as all hell.

>> No.29420901

This. She'll suck you dry and take you back to her sex dungeon

>> No.29420911
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It's getting there, can't wait to see the final product.

>> No.29420916
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Your enthusiasm is quite refreshing (especially since I'm still in the imagining phase of the character).


Now that.... that's one hell of a good idea. I already have an all-time dom female tough, but fuck me if Kohakuren doesn't tempt me.

>> No.29420942

Meanwhile at the video game character lunch hall.

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Always happy to lend an ear (and then some). Can't wait to see what you cook up.

>> No.29420959

I'm tempted to just snip an avatar down to the right size, add a couple of customs, and call it "good enough".

>> No.29420964

Its not something she does, its more something she is. Its like a Korean fox-person myth thing or something.

>> No.29420982

With crazy, kinky gadgets... I think I finally have a blueprint for that Cramps-themed character I've been wanting to make for forever...

>> No.29420988
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Do those colored contact lenses affect your vision in any way?
You can't have too many doms. Or fluffy tails. Or doms with fluffy tails

>> No.29421013
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I'm always open to ideas.

>> No.29421029

>As soon as she senses that my ejaculation is imminent, Kohakuren stabs her toe into my urethra
I need to play Kamidori again one of these days, I never did 100% it.

>> No.29421039


Oh yeah, I know the normal myth of the kitsune involves being a kind of succubus.

Naturally given the erotically charged atmosphere of these roleplays, it's usually played off that Khum's 'vitality' is in such abundances as to be a burnished-skinned keg there for the girl to constantly have on tap

>> No.29421045
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I don't think so, as long as you put it on right.

>> No.29421060

>that Fluttershy

I want to cuddle her. She looks so comfy.

>> No.29421061

I like the way you think

Just because she's nuts doesn't mean she can't want a family, she'd just be nuts about wanting a family

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I'm a bit tired of domming, probably because I just haven't stumbled upon a good sub yet. I don't really have a submissive bone in my body so I'm bound to try for the power bottom even if I try to sub

>> No.29421120

just a random question, how many of you are actually guys pretending to be girls?

>> No.29421127
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If you make her, you know where to find me

>> No.29421140

If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

>> No.29421144
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>That feel when waiting to make Amane name until more info for him was translated.
>Turns out he's not gay but heavily implied to be 'fuck anything if it's pretty'


I wish I could so easily break canon and just play characters, but I'm too much of a stickler for that.

>> No.29421162 [SPOILER] 
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I'm a cat pretending to be human

>> No.29421169

I don't even roleplay. I'm actually just in these threads because /d/ isn't currently on a trend that makes it worth going there during daylight hours.

>> No.29421171
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I am.
A Giantess just appeals to me.

>> No.29421173

But I need to know
because i'm a girl pretending to be a guy

>> No.29421177

Who else is in that picture? Character wise?
Hell I'd just like to see some kind of 'conversations from the Gaming/MOBA cafeteria' thing somewhere that wasn't BS.

Pretty much this. From how it looks, she puts 100% of her energies into whatever she does, from picking a fight with the cops, being a LoL, blowing shit up or theoretically, riding your dick until you fill her full of babies.

>> No.29421194

Now I kinda wanna read some of you guy's kitsune femdom or yuridom

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>> No.29421235

Ariel to the right and then Barry and Jill Valentine from Resident Evil.

>> No.29421237

Dude here, I try to never refer to writers, self or otherwise, with gendered pronouns. I want to keep it a mystery and I want you to paint on my canvas the gender of your choosing.

That said, I've seen girls and dudes write and I know I could never really write like a girl.

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Fucking hell, I can only read that in his voice now.

>> No.29421272

Does being a little girl at heart count? If not, I would be if I could ever bring myself to make a character.
One of these days I'll make a character, sure I've been saying that for at least half a year now, but one of these days I really will.

>> No.29421306

Imagine the conversations from that! Ariels all ignorant and shit about zombies and asks Barry and Jill about them and they start having 'nam flashbacks while explaining and Jinx is all like 'Sounds fun'.

>> No.29421320


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>> No.29421341

And then Ariel pulls out a KH related story that makes them all just stare in bewilderment.

>> No.29421430
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Yo damn that thumbnail glitch is spooky.

>> No.29421443


I don't think I've ever winced so ahrd in any h-scene before.

>> No.29421449

Get picture from gelbooru, crop out avatar shot, select your kinks, done. As a new girl character you'll get chatted up quite a bit anyway.

>> No.29421486

What do you guys think?

>> No.29421494

This, I've already had two PMs on that new profile I made not even an hour ago.

pity neither of them looked any further than the images

>> No.29421530

Based on reading previous threads, they never do.

>> No.29421551

>tfw playing an all-time dom angel
>Get pm'd by someone wanting to ruin and impregnate me


>> No.29421562

I'm on a fetish RP site that isn't necessarily erotic but about half the site is fucking each other and few look too far beyond pictures and quick stats anyway.

>> No.29421590


I'll post an exerpt, just give me a second.

>> No.29421637

>All-time dom angel
Wat. Is this the SMT bondage angel?

>> No.29421642
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You know you've been up too long when you start sleeping at the keyboard.
Good night /erpg/.

>> No.29421680

Maybe I'll give it a shot, if only the name wasn't the hardest part of making a character for anything.
For a Magical Girl would you suggest going with her real name or the name she goes by? Should I even bother coming up with a real name?

>> No.29421694

I love putting my cock on girl's lower lip. It's like putting a dog treat on the animal's nose.

They whimper and moan, knowing that the object of their desires is so very close, but they can't get it. They're not allowed.

>> No.29421695

Oh I've done that a couple of times, mostly from fatigue from work. Then there were those times I fapped for a little bit too long and just snoozed off in my chair.

>> No.29421706



Alternatively, her Akeno Himijina post was exceptional in that anime vixen style. Hopefully you won't mind my posting it if said partner is reading this. :3

"Oh, my~" the low, sultry purr thrummed from Akeno's lips...Her violet eyes sparkling with expectant mischief, a soft "Ufufufufu~" teased from her silky throat...Mingled with a faint gasp of admiration, as her eyes slid up and over his big, powerful, manly form - So very large, so very, very *male*~! Her one-piece school-issue swimsuit clung to her curves, so very, very tight...Accentuating the full swell of her perfect ass, the rounded orbs of her full breasts - Just straining against the seams of the material~! Akeno's midnight ponytail snaked behind her, the yellow ribbon fluttering as her bare feet padded against the ground - Her glossy hair falling all the way to her ass, as she rested a hand on her curvy hip~! he favoured him with a fetching smile ~ Clasping her hands together over her head, arching her back as she stretched, with a feline grace that drew her swimsuit taut against her luscious curves...So tight, that for one luscious moment, it seemed as if it'd been spray-painted on~!

"You know me, Coach~" Akeno purred, her gaze demurely averted...Though it didn't stop the supple scrape of her lissome legs as she sauntered to the poolside - With a sultry little roll of her hips~! "-I wouldn't miss this for the *world* ~ ufufufufu~"

One of the best partners I've had the luxury to play with

>> No.29421717

Anybody want to make that adventure room we were talking about yesterday?

>> No.29421740

...welp, now I never want to play again, knowing I will never be as good at this as this person

>> No.29421750

That's why I don't like putting anything that's outright pornographic under the Images tab.
Linking them within a "collapse" seems to work though, because of how few people actually read the profile.

>> No.29421756

>tfw you'll never know bookmarked you

>> No.29421777

>all those fucking ~s

>> No.29421793


If you're the one wanting to play the fox girl, play. I want to bone you

If you're not the one wanting to play a fox girl, still play. Because this is not about ranking or tiering but whether you and your partner's enjoy it - we've all started from nothing or there abouts. It's experience in writing that makes good writers in fiction, nonfiction, or erotica better.

And if you're wanting to play a female character, I may still want to bone you

>> No.29421800


>tfw you'll never be this good

Deleting my characters tomorrow, then crying.

>> No.29421803

Adventure room?

>> No.29421811
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It's hard to put emphais on words in text. That's a perfectly useful solution

>> No.29421833

They work if the character is girly and nip enough. But they could be used more sparingly.

You will NEVER be as good as the people you love at this. It's just the general case. Not the specific you, everyone here will suck to some degree. I've been RPing for a while and almost every person who is flatly, unquestionably better than me by any reasonable standard still thinks its an honor to RP with my unworthy chickenscratch. The good writers are probably just as self-conscious too and they may like the less flowery prose you put out. Don't give up

>> No.29421867

In "spoken" lines, I don't mind them, but not in the descriptive/action lines.

>> No.29421870

I'm the guy thinking of making a Jinx profile

I have little experience, and what experience I have isn't very good

>> No.29421877
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Is this really that rare? Sure, she plays the part well, but it's not utterly amazing in my eyes

>> No.29421906

The alternative is that she writes something like "she said seductively, her voice dripping honey" and you can only write those words so many times

>> No.29421919

It's more looking at that, then looking at your own work, and seeing the vast gap in skill

>> No.29421923

I pretty much use them for spoken to show flirtatious tone or playful tone, but it's a bit easy to get carried away with em sometimes.

Using them in descriptive sentences is a bit odd though.

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The thing is, you may be as good as this person but you're just judging yourself harshly. Everyone is their own worst critic.

I write profiles that get me tons of praise but if I read them a week or two after I type them up, I sit there and think how shitty it is.

>> No.29421938

... that's why I said I don't mind them in the dialog lines?

>> No.29421945

It really doesn't matter I suppose. It's not set in stone, the profile is just like a business card to get you in contact with other characters mostly.
But I agree, choosing a name can be annoying.

>> No.29421947

I'd definitely be interested in indulging your fetishes.

>> No.29421959
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Maybe I've just been very lucky with my partners then. Or I'm very good myself. Or have a big ego

>> No.29421960

Well hon, you ain't gonna get it if you don't try. I used to be shit at any written RP but then I practiced and got better. One of my erp characters is the most popular on the particular site I erp on because I practiced. And she's not even a whore!

>> No.29421966
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So git gud, then. Jeeze. The only thing keeping you from getting better is yourself.

>> No.29421970

It's certainly erotic but a little too... flowery for me.

No you fucking cannot. Those are classics for a reason.

With a twinge of desire. Breath quickening in arousal. With a playful air as if to challenge him/her/you. Most of what we're doing is our own set of cliches strung together. We ain't writing Shakespeare

>> No.29422009


When did /vg/ invite themselves?

>> No.29422013
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>tfw you'll never be an adorable trap boytoy for somebody who loves you in reality


>> No.29422051
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>tfw now seriously thinking about making a fluffy tails despite a huge workload I need to take care of.

Dammit /tg/.

>> No.29422056

>With a twinge of desire
Not indicating any teasing or playfulness in her voice
>Breath quickening in arousal
Same as above
He's right though. If you really need practice, find a bunch of erotic fiction with good ratings and use that for reference

>> No.29422078

>20 year old kissless virgin
>want to do erp
>only experience with ERP is from omegle
>Shy as fuck
>Vanilla as fuck
>nerdy as fuck
what do /tg/

>> No.29422081

Well it's pretty true! Getting on the pity pot after seeing someone else's post style will only detriment you. Make your own style, figure out what you do wrong, and improve.

Not everyone likes ridiculously long posts, just like not everyone likes people who call eyes 'hues' and refers to hair as 'flowing (colorhere) tresses of silk'.

Adapting and varying is part of the enjoyment and fun, too! It could always be worse, too. You could be like me, and wind up writing gigantic posts the more into it you get, and wind up spooking people off because you somehow churned out 2 or 3 paras in 2 minutes.

>> No.29422088

If you need reference for fluffy tails, CoC has a pretty good three Kitsune sisters orgy scene. They will try to dickgirl you if you're a girl but you can tell them to cut that shit out and rub kittens only and it's still frightfully hot.

Haven't gotten to it as a dude.

>> No.29422104

>call eyes 'hues'

I find "orbs" worse.

>> No.29422118

dive in, make mistakes, get lewd!
Don't worry, I was a virgin until I was 23. You get over it.

>> No.29422123

>CoC has a pretty good three Kitsune sisters orgy scene
When was that added? I haven't played in a while, I need to try this

>> No.29422143


Not my best rendition of this moment. Shemale with huge bulge gets her pants opened by a timid boy.

>> No.29422150


"Oh I love your profile/character!"

Thanks. Great. Do you have a scene idea or anything of substance to give me, or are you just wasting my goddamn time?



>> No.29422153


>get there as male
>let one of them fuck you
>fuck the other while the 3rd one is teasing around

It's too good.

>> No.29422154

Last time I played that they'd only just added in the ability to talk that horse-cocked fox futa into going bareback.

>> No.29422160

Same beginnings here... Just go for it. Find what you like.

>> No.29422174

I don't know. I only started recently.

Explore Woods until you find Deep Woods and then just keep mining Deep Woods until you find an obvious trap innocent girl being assaulted by a weak enemy. Help her and you're in.

I think on repeats there's no initial fight and they'll just keep devil magick seducing you in and redoing the same awesome sex scene.

That's three Kitsune sisters and you on a sea of tails. It's wonderful

>> No.29422181


Not your precious time! D:

>> No.29422194

I'm so sorry ;-;

>> No.29422201

You really need to use more punctuation, your paragraphs are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. I generally restrict my self to 3 commas, which is still far too much

>> No.29422208

I heard CoC was going downhill since most of the writers are full on furry. Not that I care a ton, but when most of the new content is sleeping with different animal people, as opposed to monster girls (barely a distinction, but it matters to my fetishes), I lost interest.

>> No.29422214
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If you're awash with options, try narrowing your interests down a bit. I, for instance, love girls who know their way around a firearm.

>> No.29422215

>fur futa
Fuck no. I wish there was less fur and futa garbage in CoC.

The sorceress with the black pillowy lips has some amazing domme oral scenes too. Especially when she rapes everything out of you and makes you her slave.

>> No.29422223

Thanks for the hints.

>> No.29422226

>marked as looking, with text saying what I want
>PM: "Are you looking for RP?"

>> No.29422232

>describing breasts as "orbs"
please don't do this.

>> No.29422259

Other than that, it was pretty neat, even though I'm not big on musk. Keep up the good work!
What about pillows? They're not orbs unless your character has an emphasis on them being implants

>> No.29422262


Love-pillows is worse

>> No.29422267

Try putting up some scene suggestions on your profile.

>> No.29422269

>The sorceress with the black pillowy lips

Where is she?

>> No.29422279

I prefer "pillowy sacs"

>> No.29422293

>Set profile to 'usually dominant'
>get notes from people wanting me to rape them, beat them, scar them for life
>Switch to 'Switch'
>Suddenly futas want me 24/7
Why can't I just have a cute and lighthearted but still lewd romp? Why must they demand me do things I find repulsive, despite having warnings about it in my description?

>> No.29422301

Tel'Adre inn I think. She laps up juices, boy or girl, she doesn't care, like it was oxygen

>> No.29422302

The bar in Tel'Aldre or however that's spelled, like the last 3 hours before closing time.
>pretty much only got to talk to her once and then it's SWALLOW -ALL- THE JIZZ

>> No.29422305

what about milk junkies?

>> No.29422307
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>Vanilla as fuck
Most people aren't into vanilla stuff generally. I'm a sucker for slice of life setups with character interaction and development mixed in with the smut.

I've had maybe one or two situations were that actually happened. It's just a lot of looking!

>> No.29422309

Close your eyes and shove your e-dick in everything.

>> No.29422320


Oh gosh, what's her name?

>> No.29422333
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I would say there's a sizable distinction between fur and monster. And I understand and agree with your complaints. I do think CoC has too much fur shit and WAY WAY too much futa.

Dominika. Check the bar in the fur-haven town at night. She will teach you devil magicks and then ask to put her lips on your genitals. Say yes, you dumb faggot.

Let her keep doing this and she will give you some spells and stuff and eventually you'll have nightmares and then she will do a rape ritual on you to make you her slave maybe. It has no in game effect at all

>> No.29422350

"wet bags of sand"

>> No.29422351

>talk with people
>Forget to bookmark them
>Can't get back into contact

I'm sorry, I'm worse than HItler.

>> No.29422394
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So wait, I've had 24 inches inside me, but I've also had a puny 8 inches inside me, and I've enjoyed them both equally, satisfying my partners both times. Is that not normal, to adjust to your partners fetishes if they collide with your own?
Err, Dominika I think? Or is that the one with the nipplemouths?

>> No.29422396

Yeah, I want to be femdommed generally, either as a girl or as a dude, but I don't think I usually want to be scarred for life.

Generally I would want to be raped as though I had lost a fight or something. Defiant yet beaten and helpless and maybe scared.

No I'm not shopping sadly, I've still got like 7 RP posts I have to make where there's NO sex

>> No.29422427

Dominika? Something like that? You'll know it's her when the descriptions spend like 3 paragraphs talking about how much you want to stick it in between those lips.

>> No.29422441

"milk pillows"

>> No.29422445

Oh, and I forgot, also easily seduced if that's what the domme is going for because I'm like Oblivion baby. I scale to YOUR level.

>> No.29422448
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>Duel a girl for fun
>She beats you
>Has sex with you as a prize for herself
I dream of this

>> No.29422451


I get one such message every day, on average. It gets really fucking aggravating after a while. Trying to appeal to my ego just gets on my nerves.


I have, but
>people reading your profile
>pick one

>> No.29422454

fleshcolored sacks of mashed potatoes

>> No.29422469


You sound bitchy. Relax.

>> No.29422478


It's corny as fuck but it's hot and if I can't enjoy corny porn, then I don't have a soul.

>> No.29422506


>> No.29422517

She's also ooooh so mysterious if I remember correctly. I imagined her as Sheik

>> No.29422518

I'm just not a fan of super stale or overplayed scenarios. Dickgirls are boring as fuck. So are ridiculous hyperdoms who speak like a doujin character.

>> No.29422523
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I admit that happened to me once, but they didn't even send me a note... It was around these threads, even!

I was getting all hyped and stuff.

>> No.29422533


Long day. Venting on 4chan is probably not the wised thing to do.

>> No.29422534

> https://www.f-list.net/c/rachel%20sinclair/

>Female character
>Looking for fun people who can write
>enjoys dickgirls, monsters, story, and corruption

>> No.29422546


How about some headpats?

>> No.29422564

We need a new thread, folks.

I gotta admit, I've done enough RPing... and enough people managing at work... to know that "Do you wanna RP?" is a terrible way to start. You gotta offer something. I suck so I usually offer "I've got XX dude who is YY and will easily be raped by ZZ and I got this chick who lives AA and giant BB in her CC." but if you can offer a scene, that's a great way to start.

Remember, you can get your foot in the door by not wasting time. Make every PM or message you send have a way forward. Put the onus on the other person to approve/deny the suggestion. If they're good at people relations (lol) they'll counter suggest and keep the dance going

>> No.29422578

Yes. Exactly. All of this.

>> No.29422588


Fuck yeah!

I'm a fast typist and really into more banter back and forth.

>> No.29422590

>We need a new thread
Not until page 10, we don't.

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>> No.29422604
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>ridiculous hyperdoms who speak like a doujin character
Can't stand it. I like domming femboys and traps, using Anasheya's doctor character for reference. She may be dominating, but in a somewhat loving manner

>> No.29422605


I would love to ERP as this guy. Any tips?

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>> No.29422633


"Who starts?" "Where should they meet? Anything in the setting you want?"


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>> No.29422642

but sempai my hips are moving on their own please fill my baby factory with your steamy nutbatter

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The tilde abuse alone makes me not care enough to read it thoroughly. Almost as bad as excessive ellipses.

>> No.29422674


This. By the way, probably the best way to endear yourself to a partner, or at least in my experience, is to strike a rapport and just get talking.

>> No.29422684
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I look someone's profile over, mention the kinks they like that especially appeal to me and ask if they'd like to take my character for a spin. Badabing, badaboom, I don't like opening with a scenario since it might the wrong spot with a great partner, and first impressions are very important

>> No.29422695


>> No.29422704

>Play a girly 14 year old boy
>Constantly bothered by 'herms' and shemales who want to 'make me into a faggy sissy'

I just want some older bitches or big sisters or something, g-god damn!

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>> No.29422726


It's F-List. I'm sure someone plays a furry with a Richard Attenborough kink.

But screw it, hit me up on the chat or note me.

>> No.29422733

This is good too. The important bit is that it gives some specific hooks to respond to.

>> No.29422734

I know right?


>> No.29422742


>> No.29422759

I think we're at 6 of one, half a dozen of the other on that note. I wouldn't want to say "Hey babe, your chick, my dude, him tied to a tree, she's about to sacrifice him on the altar of loooove." It's FAR better than "Hey wanna RP" but it's still not up to just suggesting, "Want your domme to domme my dude? I was thinking something more seduction against the will other than rape but I'm really really open to anything." Opening proposal. They have a yes/no/counteroffer prompt. It works.

-50DKP if they do not advertise femdom male though

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So cute...

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New fetish

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Don't worry little boy, I'll love you tender. I'll still rim and peg your sweet ass though if you're into that
I know right? It's so obnoxious when they don't mention what hits their spot about your character

>> No.29422814

>a furry with a Richard Attenborough kink

...this is sort of an interesting line of thought.

Like, not Richard Attenborough specifically, but the 'naturalist observing wild anthros in their natural habitat' kind of thing.

And maybe accidentally ending up in a threesome or something after trying to sneak up to observe a mated pair.

>> No.29422820

>joining all these chatrooms
>can't keep up with one of them


>> No.29422826



>> No.29422841


I found a story of that sort of thing with werewolves, if I recall correctly.

>> No.29422846

>read the thread
>look at flist characters
>think of ideas
>god damnit this is so great I will never stop, life is amazing
>finish fapping
>I guess it's time to stop doing this forever. I'm just wasting my time, I have no future, I should be doing better things, my parents hate me, I'm alone and useless and...

Fucking everytime.

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Maybe we should start compiling this shit into a pastebin and put it in the OP, it helps newbies. Hell, I've only been at it for a week

>> No.29422901

The trick is to either come right away before RP even starts so it's over, or have multiple RPs the whole night without coming once =3

>> No.29422929

>Crikey, look at this big fella, shagging that defenseless elf up against the tree! I'll try to get closer, let's see if we can get a closer look. Oh she's a beauty, look at how her slutty elven hips rotate even as she's being raped, truly a marvel of nature!
Would it be tasteless to play Steve Irwin?

>> No.29422956


If someone did that in an RP, I would be laughing so hard I'd probably still want to RP, but would lose any desire to schlick.

>> No.29422979

>People that use tildes OOC
It stops being endearing when you use it to finish sentences.

Like... Just stop.

>> No.29422981

Of course it'd be for kicks

>> No.29422991

One is top, the other is Steve Irwin narrating bottom.

Shit, I'd play it just for the funny factor.

>> No.29423025

>those people that keep posting AD's the whole night in LFRP

Don't they get one RP going or what the heck.

>> No.29423032


Different strokes for different folks. :3

>> No.29423044

I couldn't resist.

>> No.29423048


>mfw deep down all I want is an over-the-top hyperdom that speaks like a doujin character to come fuck my brains out but everybody on /tg/ is too classy for it and all the ones outside of /tg/ suck

>> No.29423069


Oh God. The fuck? This is the greatest thing.

>> No.29423081

Some of them just keep on reposting the ad even if they're in the middle of a scene.

>> No.29423101

>Crummy Voice Guy honors us with his presence
How long until we get an ERP board?

>> No.29423102

It depends. Most of the time they don't.

>> No.29423156

>Tfw your partner tells you they need to take a short break because they're already about to burst
I don't care if it's just a coverup, I still think it's hot as fuck

>> No.29423184

I'm just going to read whatever posts from here I fancy and there isn't a bloody well thing anybody can do about it!

>> No.29423199

How do I make text crossed out?

>> No.29423221

[strike], [strike]I think.[/strike]

>> No.29423227

also Rachel Sinclair rper my email isn't fucking loading so I can't get the goddamn activation email


>> No.29423235

>My post was chosen
>And made creepy
Oh gosh
Either write /me first, or... Is it text? I haven't worked much with Rich Text Editor

>> No.29423261


Seriously the best feeling.

>> No.29423266

Note me good, Bobby

>> No.29423270


If you want I'll tell them what your username is while you wait for the activation email.

I'm not looking to NTR you. I have a feeling she'd slap me and tell me to fuck off if I chased after her because of my crass demeanor. But she seems like a cool character so I'd be happy to help you out

>> No.29423306



>> No.29423326


>tfw not into NTR/cuck, have it up on your profile as a fucking custom no, and people still give you shit over it

>> No.29423353


Sent it along, best of luck to you.

>> No.29423354


I have a smutty story where Jinx is central focus, even if she was written as genderbent. I wrote them as very selfish in sex, obsessed with masturbation and doing anything that felt good even if it was totally degrading, just a complete pleasure-slave, but at the same time really flippant and childish with their partner. Hope that helps~

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>> No.29423380

>Male Jinx
Is that any different from regular Jinx, except naughty bits?

>> No.29423417

You think that's bad? Try having a female character that's only into guys. You'll get shit from other girls and that whole spectrum between the two sexes.

>> No.29423426


>> No.29423448

People actually do that? That's pretty fucking rude. Do you have it as a custom kink in the no section too, I think that helps

>> No.29423461

I just wanted to give everyone joy and feel a little bit loved, /tg/.

I fucked up. I hurt people without realising it. I've made dreams that I ultimately crushed. I broke hearts. I've made everyone feel bad, most of all me.

God damnit. Never let people get too close. I just wanted to be like a protective mother, giving people some warmth in this cold ugly world.

I fucked up.

>> No.29423472

I can tell you from experience that doesn't make even the slightest difference, other than increasing how hard people will argue with you about how what you want or don't want is wrong.

>> No.29423482

Dude, we're just sexting over the internet. Calm down.

>> No.29423490


Nope, haha

I made the character cause I wanted to play a character that as close to Jinx as possible, just with a cock for breaking in that bitch Vi and making her my pet.



>> No.29423509


>> No.29423517


You keep believing that until someone confesses love to you.

>> No.29423541

And then there are the "everyone's at least a little gay" people who are so very sure they know how everyone's sexuality works.

>> No.29423557

You seem nice.

>> No.29423579

It's even worse if you put "writing paragraph length posts" as a Custom No.

>> No.29423581

Show me your character and I'll show you mine

>> No.29423595

Go on.

>> No.29423643


>> No.29423656



>> No.29423669

>I get picked twice
Oh gosh, I forgot to write a speech!

>> No.29423696

I haven't tried that one. Do you get lots of people who are convinced that quantity is quality?

>> No.29423709

don't have one

too shy/busy to make one right meow

but still, you seem nice :D


you're my hero

>> No.29423730

Yes, and more often than not they will argue with you for an hour that they're right and you're wrong - or that they're "flexible about it" and you don't "have" to write that much (which is immediately proven wrong if you agree to play with them, they tell you your posts are too short)

>> No.29423758

This time, please make a new thread before the old one runs out
Oh stop it you, you're making me blush

>> No.29423778

Cripes. And people wonder why I never respond to them.

>> No.29423795


>> No.29423842

I average a para or so...it's just a habit of mine. I legit don't mind if my partners post short, since I churn out large posts in a very small amount of time.

I'm trying to cut down, but I dunno since I don't get many offers to begin with.

>> No.29423853

If there is one thing I will never understand, it's how futas are supposed to be girls. He has a penis. That's like the determining factor in gender.

>> No.29423855


I once had a guy PM me out of the blue to bitch at me because I had male herms under no.

That was a good laugh, not gonna lie.


Anyone who tries to enforce a minimum post length is going to be boring as fuck, as a general rule. I think most people (myself, at least) are happy with anything showing obvious effort and isn't one-word responses.

>> No.29423872

>get a reply from ad
>person doesn't use basic grammar


>> No.29423882

What kind of wonky world do you live in where futas don't have tits and pussies? It's all the best features of a girl, with a penis slapped on for good measure

>> No.29423912


Balls too. Don't forget the balls.

It's like an extra pair of tits that you can put in your mouth!

>> No.29423959

been meaning to make a profile for a long time, i browse a lot

if you have pegging, etc as a king i've probably already been on your profile

multiple times

for research purposes

>> No.29423979

>tries to enforce a minimum post length

That's why I put that as a No in the first place.
The irony that people who scream about how "literate" they want you do be are the ones who don't read that has not been lost on me.

>> No.29423991


>the slap slap slap of balls
>cock/ball worship
>just rolling them around on a tongue

>> No.29423995

I don't really get the appeal of futas without balls. Do these people not know basic anatomy? The testicles are a huge nerve batch, the penis is barely sensitive at all, except when it's close to ejaculation, or after ejaculation
>RP with a girl playing a boy
>Pay good attention to the balls
>She goes the usual "Mmm, that's good baby" route, as if I was just blowing the dick
Goddammit people

>> No.29423996

don't say that too close to /d/ or you'll start a shitstorm

>> No.29423997

Penis=guy. That simple. No amount of tits or pussies are gonna change that.

But if you want to get fucked by a guy with boobs, all power to ya.

>> No.29423999

Geez, don't have to be so uptight about everything.
I sometimes found the 2-4 liners in first person much more enjoyable than 5+ liners in third, just because it seemed more relaxed.

>> No.29424017



>> No.29424033

This goes straight into tumblr-tier hair-splitting about the difference between gender and sex. A futa is, by definition, a hermaphrodite. Neither male nor female, but both. One might be more masculine, and another more feminine, but neither are boys or girls. What makes a futa either a "boy" or "girl" (massive quotation marks) is which gender they most closely resemble. That's all.

>> No.29424035

>love ball sucking that subtly turns into a rim job in real life.
>all my rp partners are total anti rimming.

>> No.29424043


Did I mention post length at all? I'm mentioning things like not using articles and not spelling right. Takes me the fuck right out of it.

>> No.29424056


I remember preschool too!

>> No.29424066

Visiting rooms where paragraph-play is encouraged is pretty awful too. They aren't RPers apparently, and walking in on them is like an unwelcome character barging into their novel.

>> No.29424085

>tfw partner surprises you by going for the balls and then continuing further down
One of the hotter things in recent memories.

>> No.29424112

I just want to do an orgy. Not roleplaying multiple partners, but having more than two people playing their characters in one scene.

>> No.29424125

I'm lucky in that my character is a very popular archetype (MILF) so I get tons of replies and can usually weed out one or two worth roleplaying with.

But I know your pain.

> Ask for 18 year old boys
> Turn down the old men who think they're so suave they'll change my mind (?)
> Turn down the shemales, herms, and whatever else is out there without the right configuration of naughty bits
> Turn down people who type like a bad texting stereotype
> Turn down furries that can't be bothered to read the profile
> Turn down people who are chasing after kinks on the No list

I thank my fucking stars everyday that I get a high enough quantity of replies to find people who I want to typefuck.

>> No.29424140

What kind of wonky world do you live in where futas actually USE their pussies?

>> No.29424146


>Have a scene like that
>Multiple males pounding a female, with another female video taping it, hot and all
>Female partner becomes a bitch and blocks me for no reason

>> No.29424157


My girlfriend's done that to me. I think I'm going to marry her.

>> No.29424163

One where I actually pay attention to detail and appeal to their feminine side before they screw me?

>> No.29424168

>He's never dommed a timid, ashamed futa and used her entire body against her

>> No.29424220

The last time in memory /tg/ attempted it, it was a threesome that ended up pausing a for a good while. However, there was a very hot session with two robots fucking.

>> No.29424224

T-told you not to come inside, damnit.

>> No.29424236

Yeah that's basically why I don't "advertise" anymore.

>ask for something specific (say, knots and using them properly)
>get 10 PMs
>5 of which are people who don't have those
>3 are people who just say "hi bb"
>one demands something in my No list

>> No.29424264


/tg/ orgy now then?

>> No.29424281

How do you guys feel about always-IC characters? I kinda wanna make a Konata-ish one...

>> No.29424327

The nice thing about having static identities / characters is that I generally don't have to advertise too much these days. I've got a stable of a half-dozen boys to choose from any given evening.

>> No.29424350


I personally hate IC introduction, it's much better to have a little idea of what scene oy uwant to write.

>> No.29424370

>Week old character
Why yes

>> No.29424374


I don't really mean for lewds, just... yeah. I'll stop.

>> No.29424386

I'll echo this sentiment, but also that most always-IC characters that I see in the /tg/ room are very grating.

>> No.29424403

I've deleted more than one character because of people who can't take "that's in my No list twice, I told you no several times, I have put 3 of your 5 characters on Ignore" for an answer.

>> No.29424404


How? ;-;

>> No.29424418


>Make a certain character
>Get bookmarks
>character never gets messages

>> No.29424427

Put out

>> No.29424428

How are knots supposed to work? I like the idea of them (extra grip inside, and bulge in size), but I don't know how to RP it.

>> No.29424451

The idea is that it swells up at the point of climax so that he physically -can't- pull out until he's drained his balls and the contents have had time to get where they're intended to go.

>> No.29424460

Not them, but I'm available after this weekend... <3

>image limit reached
...Pretend there is a picture of a redhead getting pounded over a store countertop.

>> No.29424525

Actually (MILF character person here) I don't put out. Lots of dudes seem to get off on being teased relentlessly and then either ejaculating and/or masturbating. The more tantalizingly close to sex the teasing, the more they love it.

>> No.29424539

>make tons and tons of bookmarks
>be too shy to ever message anyone


>> No.29424552

>feeling lewd
>get all set up
>start doing something
>suddenly feel anxious and have to pull out
>start feeling anxious every time someone approaches you

I guess I'm not cut out for this.

>> No.29424568


How do you get views and stuff then?

>> No.29424586


As much as I enjoy a good, solid fuck, I have to say that I can enjoy some raunchy ass flirting and mutual teasing all the same.

>> No.29424595

Don't worry, keep looking and eventually you'll find someone who knows how to put you at ease.

>> No.29424619


You just need to find a partner who you are comfortable enough to hang out with. As >>29424595 said. What makes you feel anxious?

>> No.29424620

For further study, I recommend "Mami, Fluttershy, and Other Avatarfags"

>> No.29424631

>I don't put out
Fucking dropped. Not that I love, two, three sessions of tease, but if a new partner doesn't prove they know how to do some substantial fucking, we don't get to the point where we tease and weave intricate story arcs. Not putting out as a rule is a real bore, to me.

>> No.29424637

I've seen the knot used as a sort of sperm bubble in some anatomically questionable stuff too. It's pretty interesting though, you get to cuddle as he empties himself inside you over an hour or two
You put out in a different way, but you still get people where they want to go

>> No.29424643


>remembering flutterslut
>forgetting shirley

I miss em

>> No.29424656

I'm not sure. The thing is, I've done lewd stuff plenty of times on here. I'm no stranger to it. It's just for the past few weeks, anxiety and paranoia has been creeping up on me.

I think it's more of a real-life problem projecting into my internet sexting, but it's irritating. Making a new character put it off for a while, but it eventually came back.

>> No.29424670

Yeah that works too.
The cuddling afterwards while waiting for him to... deflate... is one of the best parts!

although a bit of an "oh shit i told you not to cum inside me GODDAMNIT ITS STUCK NOW" is pretty hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng too

>> No.29424732

I don't disagree with you at all, but the difference is important to people like >>29424631

For him the teasing is just the appetizer, for me it's the appetizer, main course, and dessert.

>> No.29424734


Probably as you say, a real life issue. I know in my own case and from a friend I've spoken to recently that real life stressors definitely diminish any creative juices to roleplay, write, or do erotica.

Just know that any partner worth their salt won't mind little mistakes and the like.

>> No.29424785

Teasing is pretty good. Doing the lewds is like a buffet, while wellperformed teasing is like a meal at an extremely fancy restaurant, small, but tasty. Less is more

>> No.29424797

>Working on new character, barely anything
>Bookmarked out of the blue


>> No.29424808

Need a new thread, dingleberries

>> No.29424856

I'd love to, on F-chat for the moment.

>> No.29424869 [DELETED] 

The RP site I go to has such a different culture than you guys and flist. I don't quite get it

>> No.29424949

Tell us about it.

>> No.29424961


Our dm kind of just left without saying anything, closing down the room we where in. so I figured i'd prepare for the worst and pop back in here. If anyone is up for dming for us two or has some open space in one of their PF games please let me know.

>> No.29424980




>> No.29424988

Well it's a small site and folks who want RPs just pitch ideas to each other. None of these presumptuous horndogs wanting to sell others on their fetishes.

That said, the site has a specific fetish in mind, but there's a decent sized continuum within that fetish to make it work

>> No.29424990

I'm not worried about making mistakes. I just have a miniature panic-attack if I'm approached.

>> No.29425004


Drat, I was going to offer to approach you.

>> No.29425026

I'm tempted but terrified of being a tease and then promptly dropping my spaghetti and chickening out. I'm sorry.

But out of curiosity, what are you looking for?

>> No.29425058


I know that feel...

>> No.29425111


You can see my email, and feel free to approach me if it interests you. Worst case scenario is you aren't interested or I aren't, and we politely part ways. :3

My interests tend to run the range of gals. Catgirls, elves, foxgirls, sometimes regular human gals. Rough and raunchy play, teasing and seducing and stuff

>> No.29425349

I'm tempted, very tempted, but the only character I have that might work is probably a bit too uppity and dominant. I thank you for the offer though.

>> No.29425416

>>that girl
>>living like that
you need help.

>> No.29425507

>For him the teasing is just the appetizer
It's more like teasing is haute cuisine. It's classy, delightful, and very stimulating; it requires people with refinement and experience to pull off well, and the results can be very satisfying. Some people like eating like this all the time, and that's more than okay.

But a good chef must know how to make simple, substantial food first and foremost. Once we are satisfied with each other's basic ability, then we can get fancy - or not, depending on the people involved - and spend the rest of our partnership deciding day by day what's on the menu, and never get bored.

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