/tg/ - Traditional Games

Where's my always-IC Tomoko?

Seriously, not even for lewds, I just want her. Talk about animu, vidya and lewd things.

What is a woman?

A moe little pile of cuddles.

>plan scene with partner
>our kinks match up very well, looking forward to the action
>about to start
>partner has to go because timezones
>postpone session until tomorrow
Fucking tease...

>>29305322

If it's me I'm sorry ;-;

>>29305200
http://www.f-list.net/c/a%20kunoichi/

>>29305200
>>Hold hands
WOAH MAN
GOING TO FAR
WAY TO FUCKING FAR
but...

>>29305200
Has "the official /tg/ genital generator" ( >>29302633 ) come up in any of these threads?

>>29305200
that anime looks... interesting

Is this the butt stuff thread?

>>29306865

Last thread was booty general; this thread is cuddling general, but booty is still accepted as long as there's cuddling afterward.

>>29306647
Bakemonogatari. Several seasons, it's highly lewd but not actually hentai.

>>29306647

>Cuddling edition

Nnnnnngh, I've resisted your wily charms so far, ERP general, but this might be going too far...~

>>29307032
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc

I watched this once to "warm up".

>>29307080
>you will never brush your imouto's teeth

>>29307145
>you will never have an imouto whose teeth you can brush

Repost from last thread:

I'm wanting to something where a normal-ish person (modern day type, or barely-initiate adventurer, or normal person in a scifi setting, or so on) ends up with some unusual intelligent creature of the opposite gender as a pet or sort-of-a-pet.

What kind of creature could have a lot of options! Shortstack goblin lady with a distinct language barrier (so to play in the 'pet' element more), young dragon, pony, weird monstergirl/boy, or whatever.

I don't really have a profile that'd fit the idea right now, but I figured I'd throw the thought out there and see if somebody might be interested.

>>29307389
I'm going to sleep now, but feel free to contact me if you end up needing a partner for either role.

>>29306315
>dat generator

Throwing in my hat.
http://www.f-list.net/c/orson%20donough

>>29306315
Not as far as I know. It really should, though!

New thread, new ad. Gotta get those views up...
http://www.f-list.net/c/azhi%20vaangkor/

>>29307389
I've done this with a pet monstergirl.

It's worked out splendidly.

>>29306647
>>29307032
>>29307080

Bakemonogatari is what would have happened if Dostoevsky became an Otaku instead of a political prisoner. lots of dialogue, and when shit happens, SHIT HAPPENS.

Thinking of making a male or herm naga with a heavy emphasis on mind control. Any interest?

I'm thinking I might make some sort of medieval battle-nun character with a focus on fighting corruption/being corrupted and transformation, but I can't think of how to make it pop and not be generic. Any idea where to start?

>>29308809
Female herm, that is. Mangina is weird.

>>29308516
Do tell!

http://www.f-list.net/c/jack%20jaymason/
> Whoran myself out for fluffy yuri cuddles

It's time yet again for shameless self promotion!

I've got a redhead fantasy adventuress here with enough curses on her to make a witch doctor blush and enough sass to make a demon cry. Whether you're looking for something specific or just want some fantasy fun, hit me up!

The demon crying bit honestly happened in an RP of mine. 'Twas quite funny. Kudos to Dread Myrkzzze for making that happen.

http://www.f-list.net/c/oria

>cuddling edition

Oh my, yes. Currently looking for some tender, motherly shota loving. <3

http://www.f-list.net/c/leliana%20aileen/

One day I'd like to meet someone who thinks the No list is only for people other than them.

>>29309744
i see that picture all the time but I don't get what she's "aw hell"ing about

herp derp let me try that again in english this time.

One day I'd like to meet someone who actually reads the No list and follows it, instead of thinking it applies to everyone else other than them.

Just got into this, made a character and had my first session.

You now have my full attention /erpgen/,

>>29310259
So pure.

>>29309744

I demand adventure and shenanigans!

http://www.f-list.net/c/nameless%20soldier

>tfw your sub forgets to save the logs
Fucking subs.

>on marked-as-female non-shapeshifter character on F-list
>random PM in f-chat out of nowhere
>first message is "hi"
>second message is "r u m or f"

>>29310259
Look at the lines on her body. What do you think those lines imply?

>>29310259
>not recognizing bondage harness and gag tan lines

Do you even shiggy?

>>29310259
The un-suntanned parts of her skin, which reveal her bondage fetish to the general public.

>>29310314
Adventure-Naga here, I'm still up for that someday, though I am in the middle of one RP and have another one waiting.

>>29310486
>>29310458
>>29310451
but like, she made it all the way to the beach and was swimming around before she realized
"oh yea, wait, hold on"

"yea this swimsuit totally reveals my crazy sexual antics"

"well fuck"

Anyone in to diapers?
You know degradation, humiliation etc...
Or that's 2extreme4/tg/?

>>29310636
Diapers are silly.

>>29310636

>tfw into scat but not diapers

Fetish development in humans is fucking weird, man.

>>29310695
What kind of scat? Do tell me more.

Gustave?

>>29310427
>>second message is "r u m or f"
"r t f p"

Ugh, it's going to be another one of those frustrating sessions of trying to find someone to play with and only getting people who scream about their "literacy" while demonstrating they're unwilling to read a profile with more than 10 words on it including the Kinks section.

>>29310695
>>29310726
not this shit again

>>29310726

All kinds of scat, and I don't know who Gustav is, I'm a grill

>>29310791
>people speak of fetishes I dislike
>NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!1
S-sorry for not being into generic straight fantasy number 20828.

>>29310824
post profile.
It's been fucking years since I played with a grill.

>>29310829

>hipster mentality

>>29310790
What are you in the market for?

I'm new, but I was reading my partner's profile to tailor my character's actions to suit his kinks, it's only polite.

>>29310791

>>29310864
>Hipster mentality

>>29310829
>>29310864

it's a joke you dumb fucks

>>29310829
>being this exclusionary in a game finder thread
Just hide it and move on.

>>29310829
>not getting the joke

>Quotes scat posts
>Not this shit again
>Not this SHIT again

Guys

Come on

It wasn't that subtle

>>29311056

>>29310940
>>29311056
>gets called out
>IT-IT WAS JUST A J-JOKE!
Well, you're pretty much a shitposter anyways.
SNARK. SNARK.

>>29310876
What I was looking for was futa on female with me as the female, possibly with "oops i forgot to pull out in time" at the ending but it's impossible to find that without being into SUPER MEGA ULTRA SAIYAN DOMS who want to turn you inside out with cocks bigger than their torsos which will then eat you.

>>29311098
Well you see, "shit" is an expletive term for solid excrement as well as a blanket term for undesirable things.

The posts referred to were about the fetish of 'scat,' which (to avoid detail) is the involvement of solid excrement or the act of excreting that material in a sexual context.

The joke, however, that revolves around this pun ended up going completely over at least one Anon's head, probably on account of the frequency with which people "shitpost" on the subject of others liking things that the Anon in question doesn't like.

>>29311191
Sorry then, male character.

Hope you find what you're looking for though.

>>29311276
Oh, now I get it!
Haha. A pun. Nice.

>>29311191
Post profile, I can be a nice futa furry or tan elf. You can even dom me, if you like.

>>29311276
This gif makes me want to toss back an entire package of nonpareils.

>>29311356
Which part of what I posted made it sound like I wanted to be the 'dom' in the scene?

>>29311424
Hey, I didn't say you had to be. The elf is definitely up for some consensual stuff, and I'm okay with taking charge on either character.

>>29311529
It was a genuine question, that's happening enough that I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing wrong in my statements of what I want.

What was the best session you ever had, /tg/?

Hello, citizens.

I'm here to inform you that in the last council, we, the Wise of /tg/, have dictated that you are not welcome here anymore.

Please, stop this erotic nonsense and translate it to a more appropriated board, such as /d/, as soon as possible.

Thank you.

I find myself in an awkward position.

I'm a heavy roleplayer, won't go against character, with a fairly healthy vore kink. Play the Naga mentioned before.

But since my character is not an asshole, and I'm not one for the unrealistic side of the fetish, I don't see many situations in which it can work.

Really the only way it seems to be able to work out is if the victim is evil enough to warrant it, though that could get old fast.

In case you guys need references on what is/is not "cute", I present to you this thread:

>>>/r9k/10126917

>>29311580
Well with the fact that you were so against super-doms, I was just saying I could go the other way if you'd like. Not locked into that. You still haven't posted a profile, though.

>>29311645
You could have other people into vore play twatty little things like Kobolds that attack you and munch on them, I guess?

>>29311645

Wounded companion in a freezing cave offers his life since he's bleeding out? Mayan like society that considers it a great honour to be a sacrifice to the snake God? Really strange terminally ill child has it as his make-a-wish?

>>29311588

Two hyper-hung space-pilot sharkgirls absolutely demolishing a trio of slutty alien girls played by me. Happened years ago and was off-the-wall as fuck, but I still remember it vividly.

>tfw the person you played with deleted their character

>>29311755
Yeah, guess there's not a lot one can do with this,

Bad guys for good, willing ones get coughed up later, probably have him drink some kind of potion that neutralizes the stomach acid.

I'm not one for just hanging out in the stomach being completely harmless without some preparation/protection.

>>29311702

>That OP

Y'know I have a femboy who really enjoys sucking cocks, but is terrible at suppressing his gag reflex, yet he still tries. I wasn't sure if that was an endearing character trait or not.

>>29311851
The Make a Wish child is bizarrely humorous.

Young teen or so who knows they're going to die, so they figure they might as well go out in style.

My character would be incredibly weirded out about it, I may have a vore kink but he really doesn't all that much, he only does it if his partner really wants to, or again it's an evil douche who needs killing anyways.

>>29311851
>>29312141
I swear to god there is scene like that in one of bonus chapters of Franken Fran.

>>29312297
I wouldn't know, but the idea has a morbid appeal.

>>29308851
That's just dull.

>>29312444
Another option could be death row innmate.

>>29307389
I sent an email to the person who replied, but might anyone else be interested in this kind of thing?

>>29312495
Though there would have to be a reason as to why he eats the inmate.

I should be clear, I have a vore kink, the character not so much, but it's something he's willing to do for a partner who asks. As for unwilling prey, if he's going to kill them anyways there's no sense in leaving good meat laying around.

>>29311755
I don't post my profile here anymore, the last couple of times I did all I got out of it was more "i'm totally not like those other guys really, now lets do something on your no list" messages.

http://www.f-list.net/c/master%20cedric%20drake/

A young researcher/scholar to be preyed upon or seduced by monstergirls and other things like that. He was flirted with by a goo girl, but she never came back.

>>29312583
>Though there would have to be a reason as to why he eats the inmate.
Well, they're supossed to get last with is some cultures...

>>29312077
it's cute in a bizarre way I guess.
I wish I had a femboy irl too.

>>29312077
It would endear me, I think.

>>29312489
Your no list must be pretty expansive because I have never had a problem with that here.

>>29312926
y-you too

http://www.f-list.net/c/marian%20lyra/

tfw I've only gotten one message of interest for this kid since I've made him ;;

>>29312934
Woah shit.

>>29312926
is for >>29312587


As for you, male/female herm hypnonagas can be fun!

>>29312960
Female herm is just dull, anon-kun!

>>29312983
Look, I'll play guys, I'll play girls, and I'll play "girls," but I won't play "guys." That ain't me, man.

>>29313006
yeah well you're gay

>>29313013
Surely you can find a way to play with not-cuntboys!

>>29312960
I wouldn't say "extensive", it's just that I refuse people who list anything above "wants 4 sentences per post" on sight, due to so many times of the following:

>no its ok you totally dont have to write that much
>[5 posts later]
>y arent u writing enough this is crap im leaving

>>29312950
>straight
And you just lost another!

>>29313013
like a rainbow unicorn

>>29313037
w-why would i want that? vanilla sex setups are boring! girls too

>>29313042
Shit like this is why people don't believe me when I say "no, really, keep your response lengths to whatever you feel comfortable with, and I'll tailor myself accordingly."

God damnit.

>>29313042

I know that feel.

>prefer paragraph posts
>partner starts off
>writes one line, maybe two
>reciprocate quantity
>partner does the same
>go the entire length of the RP, have a great time, just a bit shorter than normal

It's like people really don't have to be bitches about it!

>>29313061
>Vanilla boring.
Post profile if you dare anon.

>>29313100
y-you too

>>29313100
bitch i ain't got no profile crippling shyness and all that

>>29313078
They say that 100% of the time. And then a good 75% of the ones I'm desperate enough to accept starting with anyway godmode and/or repeat themselves just to pad out the post length anyway.

>tfw you don't have crazy kinks and are more into the nonsexual role playing and skullduggery

Should I maybe find another site?

>>29313046
B-but I just want adorable sex with a mother figure, anon

>>29313144
I...I like to think I'm not one of those people...

>>29313108
>>29313128
Afraid to prove you're not vanilla?
I'll just post the oldest profile I have and the most vanilla one.
Dare you to enter the magical realm /tg/, dare you?
http://www.f-list.net/c/sepsi/
If not there I've done it. Various times.

>>29313146
You should hang out with /tg/

>>29313170
Could I just rattle off a few of my fetishes, instead?

>>29313167
I really want to make a female character to play with you now.

>>29313167
I hope you weren't interested into using your dick then.

>>29313169
Doesn't matter. I'm tired of having to wait 20 minutes between posts while the person furiously Googles more synonyms for "touch".

>>29313188
Do so.

>>29313215
Can't fault you there. May as well be doing notes at that rate. Even if you're getting really wordy, I'd personally say you shouldn't go over ten minutes.

>>29313170
1st fave made me go WUT?
2nd fave turned it to straight up NOPE!

>>29313202
A boy can dream.

>>29313269
I might not mind so much if the posts were worth the wait.
Or they weren't invariably the type who screams nonstop about how literate they are and how much literacy they want from their partners, then mixes up you're/your.

>>29313293
Or thinks every word that ends with an s has to have an apostrophe.

>>29313279
Not really.
I only play evil dom.

>>29313293

I've bumped into a few partners who are phenominal writers aside from a few english peculiarities like your, you're, etc

>>29313293
I really don't understand why there are people out there who fap furiously to their "literacy," only to end up cranking out utter schlock. Isn't it better to work within your limitations rather than reveal them to the world by overextending oneself?

>>29313322

Unrelated but is anyone constantly irritated by partners that think the female form of every conceivable word ends in -ess?

>>29313279
I'm currently too lazy to find a picture or go shopping for fetishes. If you throw me an image, I can build a character from that.

>>29313248
Cock-chopping? That's something, right? How about nullos? Abuse? Domination and ownership although under much tighter circumstances than would be the norm? Kemoshota? General genital variation, modification, mutilation and dickery? God damn this idea of listing fetishes really doesn't work

>>29313378
>those whole fetishes.
Are you me?
Give me a profile now.
The word you're looking for is penectomy/Nullification.

>>29313368
go wild

>>29313412
Nigga who said I was looking for a word? bitch i know my words how the fuck do you know i haven't just been listing words for a coupla hours now huh motherfucker?

Oh great, my mind just came up with another sick and twisted fetish character concept I want to try out.

T-this isn't glue at all... You tricked me!

>>29313444
Someone is asking for a Spanking.Just let me grave my spiked paddle and the gelding machine.

>>29313474
Eh. No thanks.

Rolled 4

>>29313454
The shit I put up with /tg/... Oh well, rolling for fetish acquisition.

>>29313454
>dolls
only if Nechronica variety

>>29313368
Whatever you like, honestly. Here -- go nuts.

Why do people take so fucking long to talk in the channels? I can't possibly superhumanly fast in typing and putting together colorful sentences.

>>29313487
cock tease.

>>29313593
nigga i ain't asked fo none o this "spanking" and "spiked paddle" shit

>>29313614
Oh, what is overly strict dom for you then?
Why the fuck are we speaking here and not just using f-list or irc?

>>29313632
"Tighter circumstances" as in "fewer circumstances", anon!

>>29313538
the fact that I went immediately to kingdom death for deliciously thick girls probably says something about my tastes

>>29313662
For example, tight chastity to the point of maddening hornyness to finish off with some retarded ass amount of rules that end in nullification as punishment?
Or you mean more consensual and less rulings?
Because that's not what you convey with your first message.

>digging through the people in the "sex driven lfrp" channel on f-chat
>have found three who were almost exactly what i was looking for
>all of them listed as "gay" with "women" in No

>>29313901
>tfw you find the reverse deal.
fuck.png

>>29307389
>>29312504
One more bump of this, to try and catch any eyes.

Does anyone want to either be hypnotized or not be hypnotized or dom me or something? Everything I have lined up is either delayed or falling through and I'd kind of like to do something with the few hours I have left in the night.
http://www.f-list.net/c/anne%20bone/

>>29314404

>furry

Nope.

>>29314549
Sorry friend, harder to make hypnotism work on my human characters.

Do people ever do group ERPs? Like, half the group some kind of warlock/trainer, and half their monstergirl/boy bound slaves/pets? I only hear about pairs. Can these have a solid story with sex as a side thing? Wanting to start but want more than a couple of people masterbating at each other.

Not available for another week, but I thought I should put it out there for now and see what you all think.

>>29314703
Problem with that is that half want to be dominated, and half want to dominate. Any number of people can be dominated in a group rp, but having multiple people dominate is trickier. By all means, try it, share logs if you succeed, but that's one pitfall that exists.

Ask a guy with a fetish for dominating other males, turning them into animals and other things, sissification, mind-control from pheromones and magic, and all of it taking place in a giant tower made up of other buildings magically molded together into my super structure tower of domination and lust anything.

>>29314846
to be honest when I do group I normally go for 1 dom many subs or dual dom many subs with always some delegation.
Example, you're doing a bondage game and delegate sub 1 to annoy sub 2 or you will punish them both.

>>29314703
>half the group some kind of warlock/trainer, and half their monstergirl/boy bound slaves/pets?

This sounds like Poké-ERP.

>>29314893
Profile?

>>29314908
can I have a big stronk pokemon mount my trainer as a prize for winning?

>>29314781
Is she covered in thin jizz or is that just her glaze?

>>29314919

http://www.f-list.net/c/giggles%20the%20hyena

>>29314905
Yeah, one dom many subs is what ends ups happening most of the time. But I find that the quality of subs degrades when there are too many, unless they really are on wavelengths that work together. I don't enjoy sub infighting as much as some do. I think it has something to do with subbing being a very person-specific kind of fantasy world, and too many different fantasy worlds clashing breaks immersion to me. As fun as domination is, I think the sweet spot is three or less. More than 4 irl would be intantly stupid and boring to me.

>>29314991
more than 4 IRL is a fucking orgy.

>>29314955
Both

>>29314991
>>29315008
That explains a lot of regular tabletop RPGs...

>>29310588
she put on a fake tan cream to hide them. It came off in the water.

So I've got a question.

How does it feel to be looking for something specific to play out, and actually get it?

>>29307200
I got teeth right here.

Please floss them too.

>>29315864
Depends. What kind of situation are we talking about here?

>>29315908
Something that my exposure to certain threads on /b/ led me to believe made up 99% of "furry" acts but I've only met one person in 6 months who's been any good at it.

>>29315916
Uh, reword that sentence. Also I camp furry threads there, watchu talkin' bout?

>>29315925
Fine.
anthro male/shemale with 'canine' 'equipment on human female is what I was looking for.

>>29315936
/f/list user?

>>29315995
Yes. You wouldn't think that'd be so impossible to find.
But unless you want the guy to be the 'reciever' by pegging and then he takes a shit on your face and eats you with his prehensile cock, you're SOL.

>>29316011
What's your character name there I can scratch that itch.

>>29315936
That's it? Dogdick? Most porn I see there actually has human or horse equipment, come to think of it. Except what Mer_Wolf and Twinical dump, but fuck those guys I filter them. I'd totally make a human female for you to get your otherwise-vanilla knot in, though. Have a profile?

Any straight, male, nagas who aren't into vore?

>>29316087
You misunderstand.
I'm the girl in that story

>>29316114
Ah, that's too bad. I, too, wish to be the little girl there. I've seen some guys in SDLFRP who look like they're alright with that sort of thing though. I find simple, hot, in-character ads can find you all sorts of things in that channel.

>>29316109
Are you into mind control? I'm going to make one focused on that, and might speed it up if I have someone to bookmark for him~

>Cuddling edition
AmIdoingitright?

>>29316114
I can cover that. c/the traitor
>>29316087
You're welcome as well if you ever have the urge.

>>29316139
Yeah the issue is as I described in >>29316011
, they're all into stuff far less vanilla than what I'm after.
>or they expect you to write 10 sentences per post somehow

>>29316109

How have you missed my advertisements? I've been afraid I'm verging on obnoxious, but apparently I should have kept posting for another thread.

http://www.f-list.net/c/Azhi%20VaAngkor/

>>29316157
Rance?

>>29316139
Not really, I'm afraid.

>>29316161
Actually yes. I just, uh, couldn't tell if you were keen on vore, and there was some naga type who was mentioning it and I got confused and worried.

Doing anything? And any way to do it besides f-list?

>>29316204
It's this one, no idea what it's called.

>>29316207

1. I'm not a vore person, no worries on that front.
2. Not busy at the moment, though I don't have much time left tonight (lots tomorrow).
3. I do have email, and I could probably dredge up an old messenger account, but F-list would still be my first choice, even if you didn't have much of a profile. I like to keep my vices compartmentalized.

>>29316207
>Not really, I'm afraid.
What a shame.

Oh well, I think I just got a literate little catboy into the hypnotic magical realm. Tonight is a good night, nagas or no.

>>29316231
Rosario + Vampire.

>>29316249
That's probably a decent plan. Maybe I'll man up and make one by then.
>mfw I made one and can't remember the throw away email I used to make it, so can't find password

>>29316258
Not dead against it, just don't really get it. Figure I probably can't do it remotely well if I don't understand it.

>>29305200
NEVER change the thread title. We, the non-retarded 99 percent of /tg/, would like to filter your shit. That doesn't work if you swap thread titles.

>>29316306
>he can't filter threads manually or even just scroll past them
>claiming he's not the retarded one

>>29316298

Even if you never build up your profile, it still lets you contact people, browse chat, and get a feel for what's out there.

And if you do, you have even more options!

>>29316298
That's fine! With snakes/nagas it can be as easy as Kaa in the Jungle Book, but if you're not into it I won't ask you to play it. If you ever decide you like that dazed look, just mention nagas and hypnosis in the same post here.

>>29316306
>not using /^(.*?\s*)?ERP(\s*.*?)?$/i as a subject filter

learn2regex

>>29316367
>Kaa
Should mention that this doesn't mean there needs to be any vore. But he was the start for like half the people with this fetish.

Made a character for the first time, don't know how well this'll turn out. Hopefully it's not too vanilla.

http://www.f-list.net/c/fritz%20rocher/

>>29316381
He's non-retarded, he doesn't know how to do that.

>>29316315
>participating in an ERP thread
>claiming to even be sentient
shiggy diggy

More cuddles.

>>29316555
Stop spamming images. You jeopardize the thread.

Am I a freak for how ERP for me would be more about my partner and I than about a situation and accompanying fetishes? I mean, sure, I'm fetish-tastic, but I'd be fitting a scenario to a person, rather than vice versa as it often seems to be

>>29316561
Okay, maybe.

>>29316584
No, I'm the same way. Provided you aren't shit generally, your motivations would make you a pretty attractive partner.

>>29316588
Point is that spamming borderline porn gives the mods a reason to believe the trolls. Please stop it, for the sake of these threads.

>That terrible feeling when you can't seduce anyone in real life, so you ERP in a group
>Five man group
>Players A and B pair off
>Players C and D pair off
>DM hands you a throwaway NPC they barely even bother to characterize
>Leaving would cause a shitstorm with the players in the IRC group
>So would saying anything negative about the game whatsoever


This is pain. This is real pain. It's why I am forever lewd GM.

>>29316584
>>29316623

Almost all of my 1 on 1 ERP's with "females" involve the first half me going into graphic detail how I perform oral sex on her.

>>29307080
Huh. That was unique.
>MFW no face

>>29316638
If this is spamming, then it's the slowest spam I've ever seen.

>>29316638
>borderline porn
get a load of this guy

>>29316650
its more about how those pictures show up in every third thread. we've all seen them already, reposting them again and again is spamming.

>>29316643
>Can't seduce in life, can't seduce in RP, have to play 1x1

I'm so sorry.

>>29316650
>>29316662
Thanks, guys. I'll miss these threads once your efforts make ERP threads a bannable offense.

>>29316646
A lot of my partners don't actually like the cunning linguistics all that much. When they do, I do, and I love it. Of course putting it in Fav's isn't enough usually, I like a kink being worked up before delivering.

>>29316683

In RL, I love eating women out.

>>29316662
i'd rather get that guy's load

>>29311588
Fairly vanilla BDSM thing involving a lost bet, orgasm denial, and seduction over blueberry muffins.

>>29316675
You don't seem to understand how moderation works, do you? If you wanted me to post more images, no need to be passive-aggressive about it~

Valentines is around the corner.
I can imagine the lewds to be had.

>>29316584

The actual sex is a really minor part in my ERP, myself

>>29316697
Same, dude! But I'm not going to do it to a woman/girl/"woman" who isn't interested in it / doesn't express an enjoyment of it.

>>29316707
oh god i get enough people telling me they love me (not my character, me) after e-sexytimes as it is
i'm not even going to internet for 24 hours either side of that date

>>29316702
>>29316704
>>29316707
>spamming almost porn in every fucking thread
>expecting the threads to stay
It's like you guys hate ERP, and want it to be banned.

>>29316726
The price of being a good typefuck, eh?

>>29316731
>calling these perfectly acceptable images "almost porn"
>calling posting images at all "spamming"
Stop it, anon. Your ignorance is turning me on.

>>29316731
This: >>29316707 Is not almost porn.

>>29316769
Perfectly acceptable my ass. Stop it, you incredibly retarded person.

>>29316760
Oh Foron, your ability to make enemies everywhere you go... I find it strangely arousing. Get to work.

>>29316794
Yes sir~.

>>29316731
i've got a thing for judgmental prudes, please go on

>>29316782
FULLY DRESSED INDIVIDUALS WITHOUT ANY CLEAVAGE IS NOT ALMOST PORN.

>>29316760
i guess?

You know where the report button is, friend.

Would anyone be interested in an RP with a young woman going through minor cosmetic surgery on her breasts? They're a little lopsided.

>>29316813
I can only imagine the rest of that image.

Would anyone be interested in an RP with a young woman going through minor cosmetic surgery on her breasts? They're a little lopsided.

>>29316852
I don't really care what my partner is up to, so long as she doesn't need to go for some medical stuff midsession.

>>29316852
But I wont be able to play with them...

>>29316856
No, the character would be having surgery, not me. Breasts would be tender and mostly off limits for most sessions except for the beginning and end. Anyone game?

>>29316871
Strange. Once the primary healing has occured, isn't it recommended to massage regularly?

>>29316901
The artist is a man.

>>29316901
No idea, need to look it up.

>>29316901
I dunno, I don't get a lot of breast surgery

>>29316939
And to whore myself once more to keep on topic.
http://www.f-list.net/c/freyse/.

>trying to come up with a name for a character
This is the most challenging thing I have ever done.

>>29316978

>>29316989
I got your back:
>>29309842

>>29316978
I've had you bookmarked for a while now, but never saw you on. Would be willing to play with, but it's slightly out of my sweet spot.

>>29316999

How well would this fit in here?

>>29316978
>being this vanilla

>>29317010
That's okay, feel free to send a note if you do.
I don't tend to stay on, but will check on it from time to time.
And /tg/ chat is such a silly place.

>Tfw ERP'ing late into the night and then part of the morning, making you miss your train
Curse this boner

Rolled 3, 5, 1, 1, 5 = 15

>>29317028
Rolling

>>29317033
It's my first character, I'm learning the ropes, maybe you want to help me?~

Rolled 9, 1, 7, 6, 1 = 24

>>29317049
That's pretty boring. I might try again!

>>29317049
You've got one of the best possible results, only slight imperfection is your prostate could be more sensitive.

Rolled 5, 9, 10, 5, 8 = 37

>>29317081
Fuck. That'd be good for me were it not for the final sensitivity score

>>29317081
So you've got some labia but no other sexual features and don't feel sexual pleasure.

>>29317078
All that image can make me think is STANDING ORAL

I didn't know you had threads like this, /tg/
It's been so long since I visited

I am an escort in Second life...I sell cuddling roleplay, 250L(Roughly 1$) per hour

>>29317043
How do you feel about futa?

>>29317045
You didn't need to be anywhere, did you?

>>29317090
Perfect male sex-god.

I just broke up with my girlfriend of a year. Anyone want to...legitimately RP some snuggling? I need to get my mind off of this.

Rolled 3, 6, 9, 2, 10 = 30

>>29317102
That's a dull as shit concept. One more roll for me.

>>29317095
>doing ANYTHING for a dollar an hour

>>29317078
You should join us in the bottle room sometime. Fun stuff happens. I got asked out on a date there, oh gosh
>>29317095
How's that business working out? Do you enjoy doing it?
>>29317099
Nah, it's only my education and my future

>>29317095
I hope you're good at what you do or that paying irl money is part of the kink, because the market becomes awfully small once people figure out that you can get it for free.

>>29317098
I'll try anything twice.

>>29317110
If you've got a buck, you're in luck.
>>29317095

>>29317110
Hey man

Man. Let me tell you

I once broke up with a girl over the phone

she dumped me because I didn't want to hurt her during sex

And it just started hollywood raining

Not even joking

And I had to walk 15 fucking minutes in that shit.

>>29317112
It's just random genitals, I don't know what you're expecting from this.

>>29317110
That depends. How good at snuggling can you be, considering?

Rolled 2, 8, 8, 9, 10 = 37

>>29317131
Random genitals that you can fap to, silly.

>>29317123
I know the profile says bi, but what is your preference? Don't give me that "perfectly symmetrical" business, you like one more than the other at this exact second, which is it?

>>29317110
There's lots of snuggling here:
>>>/r9k/10126917

>>29317099
>>29317123
>Blue things from another world
I love it so. What's the name of that cardgame in Japan with the blue chicks with the black eyes?
>>29317130
>she dumped me because I didn't want to hurt her during sex
I can't tell if you don't like to spank her, or if your dick is just too big. I hope it's the last
>>29317145
Foron is probably a pansexual, he just doesn't realize it

>>29317138
I could fap to most of what you've rolled. But if you can't fap to that result right there, dice and random tables aren't enough for you.

>>29317133
Not very good at all.

>>29317125
If I had to pay for snuggles, I'd just end up more depressed.

>>29317130
Yeah, it's been raining here, too. My face is all wet. I hope it'll stop soon. I hate the rain. ;_;

>>29317130
>not willing to hurt a girl during sex when she's actually willing to break up with you over it and would likely beg for it if you wanted
Whaaaaaaaat. How extreme was it, like bloody gums and fingermarks?

>>29317114
Maybe I'll give it ago, the last time I just sat and watched.
It's like watching the cool chickswithdicks hanging out, being the vanillanerd on the outside.
And who needs a future?

>>29317113
It's worth it for the 'clients' who buy it, they tend to be amusing in a weird way. It's often a great form of entertainment to me to see someone explain to me how their MLP fanfiction based fantasy should be real for them in broken english.

>>29317114
It's pretty fun. Sometimes a lot of people want it, sometimes very few. It's always interesting though, I can't say I've ever had one who wasn't interesting.
Like one that actually roleplayed premature ejaculation

>>29317121
The only other place in Second Life I found that does cuddling escorting asks 750L (3$) per 15 minutes. An extra dollar if you want voice

>>29317154
>implying bi and pansexual are materially different

>>29317160
Did you dump or her?

Rolled 4, 1, 10, 6, 5 = 26

>>29317156
Haha, oh anon. You have such a silly view of sexuality! You and your "sex gods" and your "perfect"ion and your plain-old vanilla males.

>>29317174
You should be able to figure that out.

>>29317156

Everyone is attracted to the same things as you, right?
Not to mention that, you know, "perfect male sex god" might not exactly be the most novel idea one could get from a random genital generator.

>>29317028
Rolling.

>>29317160
>just broke up
>wants legit snuggle RPs
>bad at snuggling
you serious? who would want to do this, who wasn't in reality getting off on taking advantage of you?

Rolled 8, 5, 7, 10, 8 = 38

>>29317188
Wait shit

Trying again!

>>29317162
Choking into unconsciousness. I did not trust myself not to hurt her.

>>29317185
It hurts both ways when you're in love or even care about the person at all. It'll really hurt for a week or two, but then you understand that the other person knows they are putting you through that, they're likely feeling terrible too. Not as bad, but pretty bad. I've been on both sides, and telling a girl she has to find someone else because you just aren't feeling it and can't pin down why is fucking terrible.

But always in person. When I break up it's always in person. They deserve that much.

>>29317164
If there's one thing I learned from the Simpsons, it's that money can be exchanged for many things, like internet, lube and dragon dildos. I tried not to be a slut, but I got nailed in front of everyone on my first visit, so yeah
>>29317168
Sounds kinda fun. Just hope your "business" doesn't get debunked when people discovered the rest of the internet
>>29317170
Well I wouldn't consider a bisexual someone who is into beastiality. They probably are, but still

>>29317154
>pansexual
I think so, just have to wait and see.
>>29317145
I prefer girls to men, but I also like girly men.
But then I like a bit of beefcake.

>>29317212
Would you rather Gyro or Johnny?

>>29317212
>But then I like a bit of beefcake.
Even as a straight male I can appreciate the effort and work that goes into a toned, athletic body, and admit that it's aesthetically pleasing.

>Live with a bunch of dudebros
>Spend an hour discussing whether enjoying classical depictions of men is gay
>Actually get into some deep shit

Living with dudebros after having a nerdy family is WEEEEEIRD.

I used to think oddly specific fantasies were some kind of joke,
until I realized I want to be a physically fit black woman who meets Eminem through a mutual acquaintance and I impress him with my dry wit and we hit it off.
But then I find him cheating on me and instead of leaving him, I explain that this relationship does not have a panic button, and the rape train has no breaks.
And then I rape him.

>>29317209
If my "business" fails, I'll just cuddle people for free and for fun

>>29317160
I'd snuggle you for free if I had time right now. But it's late so not at the moment

>>29317145
Not him, but it's not necessarily that straightforward. Like, I'd like to impregnate a woman and start a perfect family with two perfect children and build a large home that can house our descendants for generations, but I'd also like to get railed up the ass.

I wonder how much a professional snuggler would cost irl. It would probably be cheaper to just hire a whore though.

>>29317232
Is this a general fixation with Eminem that makes your Slim Shady stand up?

>>29317226
wat.
Gif related?
>>29317229
I know I'm vain enough to know I like to look at pretty things.

>>29317250
I wonder whether a whore would be creeped out or relieved to hear that's all she had to do.

>>29317113
Hell, you could get more just shitposting on /pol/, the Jews paid 10¢ a post.

>>29317251
No, it's just that one specific instance.

>>29317259
I'd guess she'd be wary you were planning on murdering her.

>>29317259
>>29317250
Whores and professional snugglers are the same people, generally. There's some specialists that only snuggle if you don't want t cuddle with a whore, but they're not that common.

>>29317208
>choking into unconsciousness
Meh, it can be fun. I tend to make it hover around falling unconscious, because having sex with an outright comatose person gets pretty boring. I'll let her pass out when I come if she's really good to me.

In her defense, sort of, the ability to trust yourself to not hurt her would be a sign of real caring. Not that she gives a shit about that as far as the sex goes.

Anyone else have "realistic orgasms" when RPing, in the sense that you come ONCE and maybe TWICE and you're fucking spent?

>>29317212
Sounds like you have a clear preference. You should mark that on your profile, you get a lot more of what you're looking for.

>>29317250
They exist in Japan

>>29317272
I don't really hate BDSM or pain or blood (which she was ALSO INTO) but goddamnit I just can't find it in myself to debase another person.

In short she was after a dom and I was at heart a sub.

But the bitch could bake like a motherfucker. Goddamn. Better Than Sex Cake ain't no myth.

>>29317000
You are a god among monkeys.

>>29317271
What I know about escorts, most men would just sit down and talk.
It's like going to a psychiatrist and getting your moneys worth.

>>29317280
All the time. It was a running joke that one couple was a massive fucking half-demon and she was a tiny elf, but he wanted to be on top all the time.

Once the group left town with her in bandages and with two broken ribs because my guy just passed out atop her from standing.

>>29317306
>jack Daniels
Ffffffuck no

>>29317307
>The look of fear on the poor girl's face when the huge slab of man-meat starts falling on her and she can't get away

Both hot AND funny.

>>29317291
I should, but I want to appeal to more people, and hope they get their fun.
I'm always thinking of other people.

>>29317271
Not in my experience. Sure, if you're a smart girl that finds and keeps good clients and keeps her world happy. But a lot of girls, even the high end, end up in "pay her to leave" territory. And then, there's the whole "snuggling is extra" crowd.

>>29317250
>implying a regular whore can compete with a professional snuggler

>>29317272
As a dom, you should have slapped the shit out of her and told her it made you uncomfortable, and that pieces of flesh like her did not get to tell you their limits beyond 'stop'. You are the one who was in control to make THEIR fantasies come to life, not the other way around. If they want to be choked into submission, it has to be okay with you.

God, fucking greedy subs is the reason I stopped scratchbuilding fucking harnesses.

>>29317254
You should know this anon
>>29317260
>the Jews paid
I don't think so
>>29317265
Did that discussion about hiring whores to play chess go anywhere?

>>29317293
I respect you and your position, but I don't really find I need to debase a person to choke them out for their sexual purposes. Just like I don't feel like I'm debasing or degrading her by letting her suck my cock. I don't know, sex is such a personal thing.

>>29317280
All the time. In fact, I make sure it's what happens when I'm in a dominant position. If I'm fucking around with multiple orgasms, I make sure they know that their cock is raw and sore after the first. Especially if I'm playing with magic and get them up again right after. As a sub I'll tell them OOC to knock it off if they're cumming in me three times in an hour or something. I get that it's porn but I at least want the mechanics to be relatable.

>>29317345
I've not see Jojo, if that's what you are asking.
>>29317322
How about a quadruple southern comfort and lemonaid in a pint glass?~

>>29317292
In the US too.

>>29317280
I don't know, as guy I usually have one orgasm, but when I have more I usually get to four irl. It actually makes me kind of sad because I know most partners find it realistic if I don't play the typical male orgasm (cum once, collapse and cuddles).

Hell, it's a rare partner that even does female multiples right.

>>29317345
The JIDF was actually offering people this gig. It was publicly on their site for a while. It would be foolish to think that nobody took them up on this.

>>29317331
In my opinion, setting up your profile for the people who you actually want is thinking of others. Why make them waste time on you when you don't even really want them? Of course it is your decision, just consider it.

>>29317383
Will do, anon. Thanks for the advice.

>>29317336
Whoa, dude. I'm not the guy who couldn't choke a girl out.

So tonight for the first time I found someone I legitimately want to roleplay an ongoing relationship between our characters with. I'm happy as fuck, but how long should I wait before trying to play with them again? After I wake up, or should I wait a day or two so I don't scare him off or seem like a dreaded clinger? It was his idea to keep things going, if that helps, I'd just like to work out when we can play again.

>>29317360
How can you like manly men and not have watched/read Jojo?
>>29317368
Well, it's not uncommon for a female to not have experienced orgasm or multiple orgasms, and female genitals are a lot more complicated than a penis. You can only learn so much through porn, you really need to experience it to get a better idea of it. As a man in my 20's I can go 2, maybe 3 times in the span of 45 minutes, but it feels like I've been stabbed in the dick afterwards. Still worth it though
>>29317376
Those silly jews

>>29317396
Just send a message whenever you conveniently have time. If you're a NEET and always have time, pretend this wasn't the case.

>>29317358
>thinks cumming three times in an hour is unreal
>thinks a cock is "raw and sore" after coming once
Fuck this gay earth. No wonder I get the reaction that I do, if this is what women really believe.

>>29317209
Oh my, sounds like fun.
Are there many people in there during the week?

>>29317409
It's just the holidays and I'm filling them with silly amounts of ERP. I usually have a schedule.

>>29317360
>quadruple southern comfort and lemonaid in a pint glass
Sick. I'd rather drink it straight, or with some soda and ice.

>>29317411
My cock gets raw and sore after a long session, and I can't cum three times in a day. Five years ago though, I could definitely have done that shit no problem, and I did (albeit only through fapping).

>>29317411
Dude, I'm a guy IRL. If you've got no refractory period, cool I'm 100% sure your claim is true, but I'm playing to the average unless you put something otherwise in your profile. If I'm hard 2 minutes after I cum, it's gonna hurt. I'll still touch it, but it hurts and I'm not gonna ignore that. If you want to have superpenis, put it in your custom kinks.

>>29317438
My apologies, friend. Is it age? Or normal for men in your family? I'm genuinely curious.

>>29317405
>How can you like manly men and not have watched/read Jojo?
>Know a fifteen year old girl who hates girly boys
>For her birthday I buy her a memory stick with the Jojo batch on it
>Next time I see her she's knitting Caesar's bandanna for school

YES.

THIS PLEASES ME.

>>29317411
>>29317438
It would be sort of accurate for me, although that's only due to some side effects making it hard for me to orgasm and donking up my sex drive.

3 times in an hour seems like it'd be manageable if we tried really hard, though.

>>29317405
I've haven't gotten around to it, I'm sorry.

>>29317411
They don't know the power and responsibility of having a dick, anon. The'll never know.

>>29317461
That's pretty normal for people in general, man. If you're cumming 3 times an hour, you're definitely not letting out more than 3 mL, and by the third it would just look silly.

>>29317462
Man, JoJo is the quintessential Manime. It's all about manly dudes doing manly things in a manly way because fuck, we're manly men!

>>29317280
I only have female characters, but the one from a modern day/magicless world always assumes her partner is going to need time to recover between bouts, and always expresses surprise if they don't.

>>29317443
It's not like I don't have a refractory period ever, just when it goes off just right it's like I can keep going without a beat. I've been sensitive enough after several bouts of sex that I was sensitive enough that it "hurt", but I've never felt pain from an erection right after cumming and losing it (the erection). It's not like I play it this way in RPs all the time, in fact I have a special char for it that does have it in the custom stuff. But generally I only play that char with people I know already. People who approach that char cold seem tend to ignore that kink. It makes me sad.

>>29317420
I've been there for 2 days and I've gotten it 3 times. So yeah, if you're open for it, it can happen
>>29317462
Jojo is the manga you just can't hate. Speaking of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SPFbQq-jNg
Araki is so fucking moe holy shit
>>29317492
Has anyone explored the idea of ERP with stand characters? I think that'd be interesting, the user would feel double pleasure for instance

>>29317479
I know when I was younger, I've done seven times in a day, but after the 5th I was shooting dust.

I guess I'll settle for three to four times a day now.

>>29317479
I don't know, dude. I'm not even that guy, and I have to cum a lot more times than three before my volume of ejaculate starts declining. My third is generally indistinguishable from the first, and is about three tablespoons. Don't ask me how I know this.

>>29317521
>three to four times a day now
Good man, I feel that is a normal restrained amount. Then again, most people would apparently think I'm a freak, so.

>>29317533
You ejaculate six to eight times the average volume, three times in a row. Right.

It's anonymous, guys. You don't need to lie here.

>>29317443
I think the issue is that after orgasm it's sensitive, but I wouldn't call that "raw" or "sore" because your penis can get raw or sore and it's different. Maybe it's a language thing, but that's how it is in English.

>>29317521
Ahh the glory of youth. I only go 3 times a day now as well, but I have to go at it a lot longer. Perhaps I need to start using lube
>>29317556
He could be using the Holy Grail method

>>29317556
Don't take it so personal, man. I'm not trying to prove something to you, if you don't believe that's fine. You probably have a bigger dick than me, or something. It's just how the world works.

>>29317556
It's funny, because I'd never lie about something like that anonymously. But I would seriously hesitate to share that in a non-anonymous conversation.

>>29317548
Maybe we can be freaks togther?

>>29317570
Never tired lube, It might be good, from what I hear.

>>29317598
And then someone would recognize that dick.

>>29317601
You don't tend to like men, remember?

>>29317620

>>29317625
I like to flipflop~.

>>29306911
Aw, I missed booty general? Is it archived?

>>29317570
You don't understand. The "holy grail," L-Argenine and all, is 10 mL. A tablespoon is 14 mL. ONE. He said three of those.

>>29317573
If you're not lying, you're deluded. Even if you meant to say "teaspoons" and are being generous with the "almost three," that's still impossible. If you aren't lying, get the fuck in the porn business. I know the numbers and I'm well enough above average down there that I've got no complex about this sort of thing. I just want realistic expectations in my realistic ERPs. When I Harry Potter your ballsack, go fucking wild with that. But what you're describing is not realistic and you shouldn't expect people to expect it.

>>29317653
You really missed out on the butts friend

I think I might be too spoiled to get back into erp. I like my women to be women and my men to be men, and my trannies to be 2-dimensional. I like getting my dick e-sucked for forty minutes, and I like eating her out until my jaws hurt, too.

I'm afraid that people would get tired of me after a while, but not tell me, and I'd fish out the place and just be stuck in a limbo between making a new character and hunting for the next partner.

>>29317653
A many great butts were had.

>>29317694
Well I sucked dick for an hour this morning. I don't feel the need to rush through things unless I'm playing something really horny, desperate to get filled one way or another

>>29317685
>>29317726
So it wasn't archived? That's rough. Nice butts, though.

>>29317680
The only reason I know the amount is an old gf (new at the time) was a little surprised by the amount - there's a whole story around this but it's off topic and I'm lazy anyway - and demanded I cum into some teaspoons from the kitchen.
>If you aren't lying, get the fuck in the porn business.
Yeah, that's not going to happen. Being highly sexual with irl partners and anonymous erp partners is one thing, but a porn career isn't the kind of thing you can keep from seeping into your everyday life (at least I couldn't).
>I know the numbers and I'm well enough above average down there
I wasn't insulting your manhood earlier, so I'm sorry if that's what came across. I'm also not a sex doctor or ejaculation specialist or anything, I just know what three full tablespoons looks like.

>>29317772
>teaspoons
Meant to type tablespoons.

>>29317761
I doubt we'd even get to archive these threads, the people that dislike ERP threads would just force us down below 0. Not to mention they're not exactly traditional games

>>29317761
What his guy said. >>29317789

>>29317573
I'm not sure where all the disbelief is coming from, either. When I was growing up one of my boyfriends had a lot of ejaculate, two or three tablespoons sounds about right. I was young and dumb as shite so I didn't know it was a big deal, but I always remember it.