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Cuddling edition
>Talking about the virtues of cuddling-centered ERP
>Plotting out noble cuddling goals
>Never actually starting ERP because you're too busy cuddling

To get started
>Pick F-List or IRC or both as your preferred method

>Go to #1001Lewd_Nights on Rizon for IRC
>Make a character and jump into /tg/ chat under "Private Channels" for F-list

>Go to http://www.f-list.net
>Create a username.
>Create a character profile on that username.
>Click chat -> chat now and enter the chat (Experimental chat slightly advised). You'll be on the frontpage.
>Click "channels" on the bar up the top and click "private rooms" and navigate down to /tg/ chat.

>Post contact info
>Ask kids if they wanna /ss/
>Yuri tenderly
>Hold hands

>> No.29305239

Where's my always-IC Tomoko?

Seriously, not even for lewds, I just want her. Talk about animu, vidya and lewd things.

>> No.29305297
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What is a woman?

A moe little pile of cuddles.

>> No.29305322

>plan scene with partner
>our kinks match up very well, looking forward to the action
>about to start
>partner has to go because timezones
>postpone session until tomorrow
Fucking tease...

>> No.29305347


If it's me I'm sorry ;-;

>> No.29305563
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>>Hold hands

>> No.29306315

Has "the official /tg/ genital generator" ( >>29302633 ) come up in any of these threads?

>> No.29306647

that anime looks... interesting

>> No.29306865

Is this the butt stuff thread?

>> No.29306911


Last thread was booty general; this thread is cuddling general, but booty is still accepted as long as there's cuddling afterward.

>> No.29306972

Bakemonogatari. Several seasons, it's highly lewd but not actually hentai.

>> No.29307032
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>Cuddling edition

Nnnnnngh, I've resisted your wily charms so far, ERP general, but this might be going too far...~

>> No.29307080


I watched this once to "warm up".

>> No.29307145
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>you will never brush your imouto's teeth

>> No.29307200
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>you will never have an imouto whose teeth you can brush

>> No.29307389

Repost from last thread:

I'm wanting to something where a normal-ish person (modern day type, or barely-initiate adventurer, or normal person in a scifi setting, or so on) ends up with some unusual intelligent creature of the opposite gender as a pet or sort-of-a-pet.

What kind of creature could have a lot of options! Shortstack goblin lady with a distinct language barrier (so to play in the 'pet' element more), young dragon, pony, weird monstergirl/boy, or whatever.

I don't really have a profile that'd fit the idea right now, but I figured I'd throw the thought out there and see if somebody might be interested.

>> No.29307487

I'm going to sleep now, but feel free to contact me if you end up needing a partner for either role.

>> No.29307849

>dat generator

>> No.29308162

Throwing in my hat.

>> No.29308350

Not as far as I know. It really should, though!

>> No.29308488

New thread, new ad. Gotta get those views up...

>> No.29308516

I've done this with a pet monstergirl.

It's worked out splendidly.

>> No.29308727


Bakemonogatari is what would have happened if Dostoevsky became an Otaku instead of a political prisoner. lots of dialogue, and when shit happens, SHIT HAPPENS.

>> No.29308809

Thinking of making a male or herm naga with a heavy emphasis on mind control. Any interest?

>> No.29308817

I'm thinking I might make some sort of medieval battle-nun character with a focus on fighting corruption/being corrupted and transformation, but I can't think of how to make it pop and not be generic. Any idea where to start?

>> No.29308851

Female herm, that is. Mangina is weird.

>> No.29309025

Do tell!

>> No.29309034

> Whoran myself out for fluffy yuri cuddles

>> No.29309744
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It's time yet again for shameless self promotion!

I've got a redhead fantasy adventuress here with enough curses on her to make a witch doctor blush and enough sass to make a demon cry. Whether you're looking for something specific or just want some fantasy fun, hit me up!

The demon crying bit honestly happened in an RP of mine. 'Twas quite funny. Kudos to Dread Myrkzzze for making that happen.


>> No.29310050

>cuddling edition

Oh my, yes. Currently looking for some tender, motherly shota loving. <3


>> No.29310245 [DELETED] 

One day I'd like to meet someone who thinks the No list is only for people other than them.

>> No.29310259

i see that picture all the time but I don't get what she's "aw hell"ing about

>> No.29310281

herp derp let me try that again in english this time.

One day I'd like to meet someone who actually reads the No list and follows it, instead of thinking it applies to everyone else other than them.

>> No.29310288

Just got into this, made a character and had my first session.

You now have my full attention /erpgen/,

>> No.29310289

So pure.

>> No.29310314


I demand adventure and shenanigans!


>> No.29310383

>tfw your sub forgets to save the logs
Fucking subs.

>> No.29310427

>on marked-as-female non-shapeshifter character on F-list
>random PM in f-chat out of nowhere
>first message is "hi"
>second message is "r u m or f"

>> No.29310451

Look at the lines on her body. What do you think those lines imply?

>> No.29310458

>not recognizing bondage harness and gag tan lines

Do you even shiggy?

>> No.29310486

The un-suntanned parts of her skin, which reveal her bondage fetish to the general public.

>> No.29310519

Adventure-Naga here, I'm still up for that someday, though I am in the middle of one RP and have another one waiting.

>> No.29310588

but like, she made it all the way to the beach and was swimming around before she realized
"oh yea, wait, hold on"

"yea this swimsuit totally reveals my crazy sexual antics"

"well fuck"

>> No.29310636

Anyone in to diapers?
You know degradation, humiliation etc...
Or that's 2extreme4/tg/?

>> No.29310671

Diapers are silly.

>> No.29310695


>tfw into scat but not diapers

Fetish development in humans is fucking weird, man.

>> No.29310726

What kind of scat? Do tell me more.


>> No.29310763

>>second message is "r u m or f"
"r t f p"

>> No.29310790

Ugh, it's going to be another one of those frustrating sessions of trying to find someone to play with and only getting people who scream about their "literacy" while demonstrating they're unwilling to read a profile with more than 10 words on it including the Kinks section.

>> No.29310791

not this shit again

>> No.29310824


All kinds of scat, and I don't know who Gustav is, I'm a grill

>> No.29310829

>people speak of fetishes I dislike
S-sorry for not being into generic straight fantasy number 20828.

>> No.29310861

post profile.
It's been fucking years since I played with a grill.

>> No.29310864


>hipster mentality

>> No.29310876

What are you in the market for?

I'm new, but I was reading my partner's profile to tailor my character's actions to suit his kinks, it's only polite.

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>> No.29310900

>Hipster mentality

>> No.29310914


it's a joke you dumb fucks

>> No.29310915

>being this exclusionary in a game finder thread
Just hide it and move on.

>> No.29310940

>not getting the joke

>> No.29311056

>Quotes scat posts
>Not this shit again
>Not this SHIT again


Come on

It wasn't that subtle

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>> No.29311161

>gets called out
Well, you're pretty much a shitposter anyways.

>> No.29311191

What I was looking for was futa on female with me as the female, possibly with "oops i forgot to pull out in time" at the ending but it's impossible to find that without being into SUPER MEGA ULTRA SAIYAN DOMS who want to turn you inside out with cocks bigger than their torsos which will then eat you.

>> No.29311276
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Well you see, "shit" is an expletive term for solid excrement as well as a blanket term for undesirable things.

The posts referred to were about the fetish of 'scat,' which (to avoid detail) is the involvement of solid excrement or the act of excreting that material in a sexual context.

The joke, however, that revolves around this pun ended up going completely over at least one Anon's head, probably on account of the frequency with which people "shitpost" on the subject of others liking things that the Anon in question doesn't like.

>> No.29311296

Sorry then, male character.

Hope you find what you're looking for though.

>> No.29311350
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Oh, now I get it!
Haha. A pun. Nice.

>> No.29311356

Post profile, I can be a nice futa furry or tan elf. You can even dom me, if you like.

>> No.29311359

This gif makes me want to toss back an entire package of nonpareils.

>> No.29311424

Which part of what I posted made it sound like I wanted to be the 'dom' in the scene?

>> No.29311529

Hey, I didn't say you had to be. The elf is definitely up for some consensual stuff, and I'm okay with taking charge on either character.

>> No.29311580

It was a genuine question, that's happening enough that I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing wrong in my statements of what I want.

>> No.29311588

What was the best session you ever had, /tg/?

>> No.29311618

Hello, citizens.

I'm here to inform you that in the last council, we, the Wise of /tg/, have dictated that you are not welcome here anymore.

Please, stop this erotic nonsense and translate it to a more appropriated board, such as /d/, as soon as possible.

Thank you.

>> No.29311645

I find myself in an awkward position.

I'm a heavy roleplayer, won't go against character, with a fairly healthy vore kink. Play the Naga mentioned before.

But since my character is not an asshole, and I'm not one for the unrealistic side of the fetish, I don't see many situations in which it can work.

Really the only way it seems to be able to work out is if the victim is evil enough to warrant it, though that could get old fast.

>> No.29311702

In case you guys need references on what is/is not "cute", I present to you this thread:


>> No.29311755

Well with the fact that you were so against super-doms, I was just saying I could go the other way if you'd like. Not locked into that. You still haven't posted a profile, though.

You could have other people into vore play twatty little things like Kobolds that attack you and munch on them, I guess?

>> No.29311851


Wounded companion in a freezing cave offers his life since he's bleeding out? Mayan like society that considers it a great honour to be a sacrifice to the snake God? Really strange terminally ill child has it as his make-a-wish?

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Two hyper-hung space-pilot sharkgirls absolutely demolishing a trio of slutty alien girls played by me. Happened years ago and was off-the-wall as fuck, but I still remember it vividly.

>tfw the person you played with deleted their character

>> No.29311955

Yeah, guess there's not a lot one can do with this,

Bad guys for good, willing ones get coughed up later, probably have him drink some kind of potion that neutralizes the stomach acid.

I'm not one for just hanging out in the stomach being completely harmless without some preparation/protection.

>> No.29312077


>That OP

Y'know I have a femboy who really enjoys sucking cocks, but is terrible at suppressing his gag reflex, yet he still tries. I wasn't sure if that was an endearing character trait or not.

>> No.29312141

The Make a Wish child is bizarrely humorous.

Young teen or so who knows they're going to die, so they figure they might as well go out in style.

My character would be incredibly weirded out about it, I may have a vore kink but he really doesn't all that much, he only does it if his partner really wants to, or again it's an evil douche who needs killing anyways.

>> No.29312297

I swear to god there is scene like that in one of bonus chapters of Franken Fran.

>> No.29312444

I wouldn't know, but the idea has a morbid appeal.

>> No.29312489

That's just dull.

>> No.29312495

Another option could be death row innmate.

>> No.29312504

I sent an email to the person who replied, but might anyone else be interested in this kind of thing?

>> No.29312583

Though there would have to be a reason as to why he eats the inmate.

I should be clear, I have a vore kink, the character not so much, but it's something he's willing to do for a partner who asks. As for unwilling prey, if he's going to kill them anyways there's no sense in leaving good meat laying around.

>> No.29312587

I don't post my profile here anymore, the last couple of times I did all I got out of it was more "i'm totally not like those other guys really, now lets do something on your no list" messages.

>> No.29312635


A young researcher/scholar to be preyed upon or seduced by monstergirls and other things like that. He was flirted with by a goo girl, but she never came back.

>> No.29312670 [DELETED] 

>Though there would have to be a reason as to why he eats the inmate.
Well, they're supossed to get last with is some cultures...

>> No.29312799

it's cute in a bizarre way I guess.
I wish I had a femboy irl too.

>> No.29312837

It would endear me, I think.

>> No.29312926

Your no list must be pretty expansive because I have never had a problem with that here.

>> No.29312934

y-you too

>> No.29312950


tfw I've only gotten one message of interest for this kid since I've made him ;;

>> No.29312960

Woah shit.

is for >>29312587

As for you, male/female herm hypnonagas can be fun!

>> No.29312983

Female herm is just dull, anon-kun!

>> No.29313006

Look, I'll play guys, I'll play girls, and I'll play "girls," but I won't play "guys." That ain't me, man.

>> No.29313013

yeah well you're gay

>> No.29313037

Surely you can find a way to play with not-cuntboys!

>> No.29313042

I wouldn't say "extensive", it's just that I refuse people who list anything above "wants 4 sentences per post" on sight, due to so many times of the following:

>no its ok you totally dont have to write that much
>[5 posts later]
>y arent u writing enough this is crap im leaving

>> No.29313046

And you just lost another!

>> No.29313052

like a rainbow unicorn

>> No.29313061

w-why would i want that? vanilla sex setups are boring! girls too

>> No.29313078

Shit like this is why people don't believe me when I say "no, really, keep your response lengths to whatever you feel comfortable with, and I'll tailor myself accordingly."

God damnit.

>> No.29313096


I know that feel.

>prefer paragraph posts
>partner starts off
>writes one line, maybe two
>reciprocate quantity
>partner does the same
>go the entire length of the RP, have a great time, just a bit shorter than normal

It's like people really don't have to be bitches about it!

>> No.29313100

>Vanilla boring.
Post profile if you dare anon.

>> No.29313108

y-you too

>> No.29313128

bitch i ain't got no profile crippling shyness and all that

>> No.29313144

They say that 100% of the time. And then a good 75% of the ones I'm desperate enough to accept starting with anyway godmode and/or repeat themselves just to pad out the post length anyway.

>> No.29313146

>tfw you don't have crazy kinks and are more into the nonsexual role playing and skullduggery

Should I maybe find another site?

>> No.29313167

B-but I just want adorable sex with a mother figure, anon

>> No.29313169

I...I like to think I'm not one of those people...

>> No.29313170

Afraid to prove you're not vanilla?
I'll just post the oldest profile I have and the most vanilla one.
Dare you to enter the magical realm /tg/, dare you?
If not there I've done it. Various times.

>> No.29313173

You should hang out with /tg/

>> No.29313188

Could I just rattle off a few of my fetishes, instead?

>> No.29313198

I really want to make a female character to play with you now.

>> No.29313202

I hope you weren't interested into using your dick then.

>> No.29313215

Doesn't matter. I'm tired of having to wait 20 minutes between posts while the person furiously Googles more synonyms for "touch".

>> No.29313248

Do so.

>> No.29313269

Can't fault you there. May as well be doing notes at that rate. Even if you're getting really wordy, I'd personally say you shouldn't go over ten minutes.

>> No.29313274

1st fave made me go WUT?
2nd fave turned it to straight up NOPE!

>> No.29313279

A boy can dream.

>> No.29313293

I might not mind so much if the posts were worth the wait.
Or they weren't invariably the type who screams nonstop about how literate they are and how much literacy they want from their partners, then mixes up you're/your.

>> No.29313322

Or thinks every word that ends with an s has to have an apostrophe.

>> No.29313336

Not really.
I only play evil dom.

>> No.29313342


I've bumped into a few partners who are phenominal writers aside from a few english peculiarities like your, you're, etc

>> No.29313351

I really don't understand why there are people out there who fap furiously to their "literacy," only to end up cranking out utter schlock. Isn't it better to work within your limitations rather than reveal them to the world by overextending oneself?

>> No.29313367


Unrelated but is anyone constantly irritated by partners that think the female form of every conceivable word ends in -ess?

>> No.29313368

I'm currently too lazy to find a picture or go shopping for fetishes. If you throw me an image, I can build a character from that.

>> No.29313378

Cock-chopping? That's something, right? How about nullos? Abuse? Domination and ownership although under much tighter circumstances than would be the norm? Kemoshota? General genital variation, modification, mutilation and dickery? God damn this idea of listing fetishes really doesn't work

>> No.29313412

>those whole fetishes.
Are you me?
Give me a profile now.
The word you're looking for is penectomy/Nullification.

>> No.29313416
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go wild

>> No.29313444

Nigga who said I was looking for a word? bitch i know my words how the fuck do you know i haven't just been listing words for a coupla hours now huh motherfucker?

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Oh great, my mind just came up with another sick and twisted fetish character concept I want to try out.

T-this isn't glue at all... You tricked me!

>> No.29313474

Someone is asking for a Spanking.Just let me grave my spiked paddle and the gelding machine.

>> No.29313487

Eh. No thanks.

>> No.29313491

Rolled 4

The shit I put up with /tg/... Oh well, rolling for fetish acquisition.

>> No.29313506

only if Nechronica variety

>> No.29313538
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Whatever you like, honestly. Here -- go nuts.

>> No.29313548

Why do people take so fucking long to talk in the channels? I can't possibly superhumanly fast in typing and putting together colorful sentences.

>> No.29313593

cock tease.

>> No.29313614

nigga i ain't asked fo none o this "spanking" and "spiked paddle" shit

>> No.29313632

Oh, what is overly strict dom for you then?
Why the fuck are we speaking here and not just using f-list or irc?

>> No.29313662

"Tighter circumstances" as in "fewer circumstances", anon!

>> No.29313673

the fact that I went immediately to kingdom death for deliciously thick girls probably says something about my tastes

>> No.29313713

For example, tight chastity to the point of maddening hornyness to finish off with some retarded ass amount of rules that end in nullification as punishment?
Or you mean more consensual and less rulings?
Because that's not what you convey with your first message.

>> No.29313901

>digging through the people in the "sex driven lfrp" channel on f-chat
>have found three who were almost exactly what i was looking for
>all of them listed as "gay" with "women" in No

>> No.29313919

>tfw you find the reverse deal.

>> No.29314133

One more bump of this, to try and catch any eyes.

>> No.29314404
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Does anyone want to either be hypnotized or not be hypnotized or dom me or something? Everything I have lined up is either delayed or falling through and I'd kind of like to do something with the few hours I have left in the night.

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>> No.29314644

Sorry friend, harder to make hypnotism work on my human characters.

>> No.29314703

Do people ever do group ERPs? Like, half the group some kind of warlock/trainer, and half their monstergirl/boy bound slaves/pets? I only hear about pairs. Can these have a solid story with sex as a side thing? Wanting to start but want more than a couple of people masterbating at each other.

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Not available for another week, but I thought I should put it out there for now and see what you all think.

>> No.29314846

Problem with that is that half want to be dominated, and half want to dominate. Any number of people can be dominated in a group rp, but having multiple people dominate is trickier. By all means, try it, share logs if you succeed, but that's one pitfall that exists.

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Ask a guy with a fetish for dominating other males, turning them into animals and other things, sissification, mind-control from pheromones and magic, and all of it taking place in a giant tower made up of other buildings magically molded together into my super structure tower of domination and lust anything.

>> No.29314905

to be honest when I do group I normally go for 1 dom many subs or dual dom many subs with always some delegation.
Example, you're doing a bondage game and delegate sub 1 to annoy sub 2 or you will punish them both.

>> No.29314908

>half the group some kind of warlock/trainer, and half their monstergirl/boy bound slaves/pets?

This sounds like Poké-ERP.

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>> No.29314947

can I have a big stronk pokemon mount my trainer as a prize for winning?

>> No.29314955

Is she covered in thin jizz or is that just her glaze?

>> No.29314973



>> No.29314991

Yeah, one dom many subs is what ends ups happening most of the time. But I find that the quality of subs degrades when there are too many, unless they really are on wavelengths that work together. I don't enjoy sub infighting as much as some do. I think it has something to do with subbing being a very person-specific kind of fantasy world, and too many different fantasy worlds clashing breaks immersion to me. As fun as domination is, I think the sweet spot is three or less. More than 4 irl would be intantly stupid and boring to me.

>> No.29315008

more than 4 IRL is a fucking orgy.

>> No.29315017


>> No.29315371

That explains a lot of regular tabletop RPGs...

>> No.29315615

she put on a fake tan cream to hide them. It came off in the water.

>> No.29315864

So I've got a question.

How does it feel to be looking for something specific to play out, and actually get it?

>> No.29315894
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I got teeth right here.

Please floss them too.

>> No.29315908

Depends. What kind of situation are we talking about here?

>> No.29315916

Something that my exposure to certain threads on /b/ led me to believe made up 99% of "furry" acts but I've only met one person in 6 months who's been any good at it.

>> No.29315925

Uh, reword that sentence. Also I camp furry threads there, watchu talkin' bout?

>> No.29315936

anthro male/shemale with 'canine' 'equipment on human female is what I was looking for.

>> No.29315995

/f/list user?

>> No.29316011

Yes. You wouldn't think that'd be so impossible to find.
But unless you want the guy to be the 'reciever' by pegging and then he takes a shit on your face and eats you with his prehensile cock, you're SOL.

>> No.29316044

What's your character name there I can scratch that itch.

>> No.29316087

That's it? Dogdick? Most porn I see there actually has human or horse equipment, come to think of it. Except what Mer_Wolf and Twinical dump, but fuck those guys I filter them. I'd totally make a human female for you to get your otherwise-vanilla knot in, though. Have a profile?

>> No.29316109

Any straight, male, nagas who aren't into vore?

>> No.29316114

You misunderstand.
I'm the girl in that story

>> No.29316139

Ah, that's too bad. I, too, wish to be the little girl there. I've seen some guys in SDLFRP who look like they're alright with that sort of thing though. I find simple, hot, in-character ads can find you all sorts of things in that channel.

Are you into mind control? I'm going to make one focused on that, and might speed it up if I have someone to bookmark for him~

>> No.29316157
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>Cuddling edition

>> No.29316158

I can cover that. c/the traitor
You're welcome as well if you ever have the urge.

>> No.29316159

Yeah the issue is as I described in >>29316011
, they're all into stuff far less vanilla than what I'm after.
>or they expect you to write 10 sentences per post somehow

>> No.29316161


How have you missed my advertisements? I've been afraid I'm verging on obnoxious, but apparently I should have kept posting for another thread.


>> No.29316204


>> No.29316207

Not really, I'm afraid.

Actually yes. I just, uh, couldn't tell if you were keen on vore, and there was some naga type who was mentioning it and I got confused and worried.

Doing anything? And any way to do it besides f-list?

>> No.29316231
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It's this one, no idea what it's called.

>> No.29316249


1. I'm not a vore person, no worries on that front.
2. Not busy at the moment, though I don't have much time left tonight (lots tomorrow).
3. I do have email, and I could probably dredge up an old messenger account, but F-list would still be my first choice, even if you didn't have much of a profile. I like to keep my vices compartmentalized.

>> No.29316258

>Not really, I'm afraid.
What a shame.

Oh well, I think I just got a literate little catboy into the hypnotic magical realm. Tonight is a good night, nagas or no.

>> No.29316297

Rosario + Vampire.

>> No.29316298

That's probably a decent plan. Maybe I'll man up and make one by then.
>mfw I made one and can't remember the throw away email I used to make it, so can't find password

Not dead against it, just don't really get it. Figure I probably can't do it remotely well if I don't understand it.

>> No.29316306

NEVER change the thread title. We, the non-retarded 99 percent of /tg/, would like to filter your shit. That doesn't work if you swap thread titles.

>> No.29316315

>he can't filter threads manually or even just scroll past them
>claiming he's not the retarded one

>> No.29316343


Even if you never build up your profile, it still lets you contact people, browse chat, and get a feel for what's out there.

And if you do, you have even more options!

>> No.29316367

That's fine! With snakes/nagas it can be as easy as Kaa in the Jungle Book, but if you're not into it I won't ask you to play it. If you ever decide you like that dazed look, just mention nagas and hypnosis in the same post here.

>> No.29316381

>not using /^(.*?\s*)?ERP(\s*.*?)?$/i as a subject filter


>> No.29316385

Should mention that this doesn't mean there needs to be any vore. But he was the start for like half the people with this fetish.

>> No.29316462

Made a character for the first time, don't know how well this'll turn out. Hopefully it's not too vanilla.


>> No.29316505

He's non-retarded, he doesn't know how to do that.

>> No.29316517

>participating in an ERP thread
>claiming to even be sentient
shiggy diggy

>> No.29316555
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More cuddles.

>> No.29316561

Stop spamming images. You jeopardize the thread.

>> No.29316584

Am I a freak for how ERP for me would be more about my partner and I than about a situation and accompanying fetishes? I mean, sure, I'm fetish-tastic, but I'd be fitting a scenario to a person, rather than vice versa as it often seems to be

>> No.29316588
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Okay, maybe.

>> No.29316623

No, I'm the same way. Provided you aren't shit generally, your motivations would make you a pretty attractive partner.

>> No.29316638

Point is that spamming borderline porn gives the mods a reason to believe the trolls. Please stop it, for the sake of these threads.

>> No.29316643

>That terrible feeling when you can't seduce anyone in real life, so you ERP in a group
>Five man group
>Players A and B pair off
>Players C and D pair off
>DM hands you a throwaway NPC they barely even bother to characterize
>Leaving would cause a shitstorm with the players in the IRC group
>So would saying anything negative about the game whatsoever

This is pain. This is real pain. It's why I am forever lewd GM.

>> No.29316646


Almost all of my 1 on 1 ERP's with "females" involve the first half me going into graphic detail how I perform oral sex on her.

>> No.29316649
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Huh. That was unique.
>MFW no face

>> No.29316650
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If this is spamming, then it's the slowest spam I've ever seen.

>> No.29316662
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>borderline porn
get a load of this guy

>> No.29316672

its more about how those pictures show up in every third thread. we've all seen them already, reposting them again and again is spamming.

>> No.29316673

>Can't seduce in life, can't seduce in RP, have to play 1x1

I'm so sorry.

>> No.29316675

Thanks, guys. I'll miss these threads once your efforts make ERP threads a bannable offense.

>> No.29316683

A lot of my partners don't actually like the cunning linguistics all that much. When they do, I do, and I love it. Of course putting it in Fav's isn't enough usually, I like a kink being worked up before delivering.

>> No.29316697


In RL, I love eating women out.

>> No.29316702
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i'd rather get that guy's load

>> No.29316703

Fairly vanilla BDSM thing involving a lost bet, orgasm denial, and seduction over blueberry muffins.

>> No.29316704
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You don't seem to understand how moderation works, do you? If you wanted me to post more images, no need to be passive-aggressive about it~

>> No.29316707
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Valentines is around the corner.
I can imagine the lewds to be had.

>> No.29316712


The actual sex is a really minor part in my ERP, myself

>> No.29316713

Same, dude! But I'm not going to do it to a woman/girl/"woman" who isn't interested in it / doesn't express an enjoyment of it.

>> No.29316726

oh god i get enough people telling me they love me (not my character, me) after e-sexytimes as it is
i'm not even going to internet for 24 hours either side of that date

>> No.29316731

>spamming almost porn in every fucking thread
>expecting the threads to stay
It's like you guys hate ERP, and want it to be banned.

>> No.29316760
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The price of being a good typefuck, eh?

>> No.29316769
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>calling these perfectly acceptable images "almost porn"
>calling posting images at all "spamming"
Stop it, anon. Your ignorance is turning me on.

>> No.29316774

This: >>29316707 Is not almost porn.

>> No.29316782

Perfectly acceptable my ass. Stop it, you incredibly retarded person.

>> No.29316794
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Oh Foron, your ability to make enemies everywhere you go... I find it strangely arousing. Get to work.

>> No.29316801
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Yes sir~.

>> No.29316802
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i've got a thing for judgmental prudes, please go on

>> No.29316806


>> No.29316809

i guess?

>> No.29316813
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You know where the report button is, friend.

>> No.29316843 [DELETED] 

Would anyone be interested in an RP with a young woman going through minor cosmetic surgery on her breasts? They're a little lopsided.

>> No.29316851
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I can only imagine the rest of that image.

>> No.29316852
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Would anyone be interested in an RP with a young woman going through minor cosmetic surgery on her breasts? They're a little lopsided.

>> No.29316856

I don't really care what my partner is up to, so long as she doesn't need to go for some medical stuff midsession.

>> No.29316871
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But I wont be able to play with them...

>> No.29316889

No, the character would be having surgery, not me. Breasts would be tender and mostly off limits for most sessions except for the beginning and end. Anyone game?

>> No.29316901

Strange. Once the primary healing has occured, isn't it recommended to massage regularly?

>> No.29316914

The artist is a man.

>> No.29316939
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No idea, need to look it up.

>> No.29316956

I dunno, I don't get a lot of breast surgery

>> No.29316978
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And to whore myself once more to keep on topic.

>> No.29316989

>trying to come up with a name for a character
This is the most challenging thing I have ever done.

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>> No.29317000

I got your back:

>> No.29317010

I've had you bookmarked for a while now, but never saw you on. Would be willing to play with, but it's slightly out of my sweet spot.

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>> No.29317028
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How well would this fit in here?

>> No.29317033

>being this vanilla

>> No.29317043
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That's okay, feel free to send a note if you do.
I don't tend to stay on, but will check on it from time to time.
And /tg/ chat is such a silly place.

>> No.29317045
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>Tfw ERP'ing late into the night and then part of the morning, making you miss your train
Curse this boner

>> No.29317049

Rolled 3, 5, 1, 1, 5 = 15


>> No.29317078
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It's my first character, I'm learning the ropes, maybe you want to help me?~

>> No.29317081

Rolled 9, 1, 7, 6, 1 = 24

That's pretty boring. I might try again!

>> No.29317082

You've got one of the best possible results, only slight imperfection is your prostate could be more sensitive.

>> No.29317090

Rolled 5, 9, 10, 5, 8 = 37

Fuck. That'd be good for me were it not for the final sensitivity score

>> No.29317092

So you've got some labia but no other sexual features and don't feel sexual pleasure.

>> No.29317094

All that image can make me think is STANDING ORAL

>> No.29317095

I didn't know you had threads like this, /tg/
It's been so long since I visited

I am an escort in Second life...I sell cuddling roleplay, 250L(Roughly 1$) per hour

>> No.29317098

How do you feel about futa?

>> No.29317099
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You didn't need to be anywhere, did you?

>> No.29317102

Perfect male sex-god.

>> No.29317110

I just broke up with my girlfriend of a year. Anyone want to...legitimately RP some snuggling? I need to get my mind off of this.

>> No.29317112

Rolled 3, 6, 9, 2, 10 = 30

That's a dull as shit concept. One more roll for me.

>> No.29317113

>doing ANYTHING for a dollar an hour

>> No.29317114
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You should join us in the bottle room sometime. Fun stuff happens. I got asked out on a date there, oh gosh
How's that business working out? Do you enjoy doing it?
Nah, it's only my education and my future

>> No.29317121

I hope you're good at what you do or that paying irl money is part of the kink, because the market becomes awfully small once people figure out that you can get it for free.

>> No.29317123
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I'll try anything twice.

>> No.29317125

If you've got a buck, you're in luck.

>> No.29317130

Hey man

Man. Let me tell you

I once broke up with a girl over the phone

she dumped me because I didn't want to hurt her during sex

And it just started hollywood raining

Not even joking

And I had to walk 15 fucking minutes in that shit.

>> No.29317131

It's just random genitals, I don't know what you're expecting from this.

>> No.29317133

That depends. How good at snuggling can you be, considering?

>> No.29317138

Rolled 2, 8, 8, 9, 10 = 37

Random genitals that you can fap to, silly.

>> No.29317145

I know the profile says bi, but what is your preference? Don't give me that "perfectly symmetrical" business, you like one more than the other at this exact second, which is it?

>> No.29317148

There's lots of snuggling here:

>> No.29317154

>Blue things from another world
I love it so. What's the name of that cardgame in Japan with the blue chicks with the black eyes?
>she dumped me because I didn't want to hurt her during sex
I can't tell if you don't like to spank her, or if your dick is just too big. I hope it's the last
Foron is probably a pansexual, he just doesn't realize it

>> No.29317156

I could fap to most of what you've rolled. But if you can't fap to that result right there, dice and random tables aren't enough for you.

>> No.29317160

Not very good at all.

If I had to pay for snuggles, I'd just end up more depressed.

Yeah, it's been raining here, too. My face is all wet. I hope it'll stop soon. I hate the rain. ;_;

>> No.29317162

>not willing to hurt a girl during sex when she's actually willing to break up with you over it and would likely beg for it if you wanted
Whaaaaaaaat. How extreme was it, like bloody gums and fingermarks?

>> No.29317164
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Maybe I'll give it ago, the last time I just sat and watched.
It's like watching the cool chickswithdicks hanging out, being the vanillanerd on the outside.
And who needs a future?

>> No.29317168

It's worth it for the 'clients' who buy it, they tend to be amusing in a weird way. It's often a great form of entertainment to me to see someone explain to me how their MLP fanfiction based fantasy should be real for them in broken english.

It's pretty fun. Sometimes a lot of people want it, sometimes very few. It's always interesting though, I can't say I've ever had one who wasn't interesting.
Like one that actually roleplayed premature ejaculation

The only other place in Second Life I found that does cuddling escorting asks 750L (3$) per 15 minutes. An extra dollar if you want voice

>> No.29317170

>implying bi and pansexual are materially different

>> No.29317174

Did you dump or her?

>> No.29317175

Rolled 4, 1, 10, 6, 5 = 26

Haha, oh anon. You have such a silly view of sexuality! You and your "sex gods" and your "perfect"ion and your plain-old vanilla males.

>> No.29317185

You should be able to figure that out.

>> No.29317188
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Everyone is attracted to the same things as you, right?
Not to mention that, you know, "perfect male sex god" might not exactly be the most novel idea one could get from a random genital generator.


>> No.29317190

>just broke up
>wants legit snuggle RPs
>bad at snuggling
you serious? who would want to do this, who wasn't in reality getting off on taking advantage of you?

>> No.29317199
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Rolled 8, 5, 7, 10, 8 = 38

Wait shit

Trying again!

>> No.29317208

Choking into unconsciousness. I did not trust myself not to hurt her.

It hurts both ways when you're in love or even care about the person at all. It'll really hurt for a week or two, but then you understand that the other person knows they are putting you through that, they're likely feeling terrible too. Not as bad, but pretty bad. I've been on both sides, and telling a girl she has to find someone else because you just aren't feeling it and can't pin down why is fucking terrible.

But always in person. When I break up it's always in person. They deserve that much.

>> No.29317209

If there's one thing I learned from the Simpsons, it's that money can be exchanged for many things, like internet, lube and dragon dildos. I tried not to be a slut, but I got nailed in front of everyone on my first visit, so yeah
Sounds kinda fun. Just hope your "business" doesn't get debunked when people discovered the rest of the internet
Well I wouldn't consider a bisexual someone who is into beastiality. They probably are, but still

>> No.29317212
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I think so, just have to wait and see.
I prefer girls to men, but I also like girly men.
But then I like a bit of beefcake.

>> No.29317226
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Would you rather Gyro or Johnny?

>> No.29317229

>But then I like a bit of beefcake.
Even as a straight male I can appreciate the effort and work that goes into a toned, athletic body, and admit that it's aesthetically pleasing.

>Live with a bunch of dudebros
>Spend an hour discussing whether enjoying classical depictions of men is gay
>Actually get into some deep shit

Living with dudebros after having a nerdy family is WEEEEEIRD.

>> No.29317232
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I used to think oddly specific fantasies were some kind of joke,
until I realized I want to be a physically fit black woman who meets Eminem through a mutual acquaintance and I impress him with my dry wit and we hit it off.
But then I find him cheating on me and instead of leaving him, I explain that this relationship does not have a panic button, and the rape train has no breaks.
And then I rape him.

>> No.29317237

If my "business" fails, I'll just cuddle people for free and for fun

I'd snuggle you for free if I had time right now. But it's late so not at the moment

>> No.29317245

Not him, but it's not necessarily that straightforward. Like, I'd like to impregnate a woman and start a perfect family with two perfect children and build a large home that can house our descendants for generations, but I'd also like to get railed up the ass.

>> No.29317250

I wonder how much a professional snuggler would cost irl. It would probably be cheaper to just hire a whore though.

>> No.29317251
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Is this a general fixation with Eminem that makes your Slim Shady stand up?

>> No.29317254
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Gif related?
I know I'm vain enough to know I like to look at pretty things.

>> No.29317259

I wonder whether a whore would be creeped out or relieved to hear that's all she had to do.

>> No.29317260

Hell, you could get more just shitposting on /pol/, the Jews paid 10¢ a post.

>> No.29317264

No, it's just that one specific instance.

>> No.29317265

I'd guess she'd be wary you were planning on murdering her.

>> No.29317271

Whores and professional snugglers are the same people, generally. There's some specialists that only snuggle if you don't want t cuddle with a whore, but they're not that common.

>> No.29317272

>choking into unconsciousness
Meh, it can be fun. I tend to make it hover around falling unconscious, because having sex with an outright comatose person gets pretty boring. I'll let her pass out when I come if she's really good to me.

In her defense, sort of, the ability to trust yourself to not hurt her would be a sign of real caring. Not that she gives a shit about that as far as the sex goes.

>> No.29317280

Anyone else have "realistic orgasms" when RPing, in the sense that you come ONCE and maybe TWICE and you're fucking spent?

>> No.29317291

Sounds like you have a clear preference. You should mark that on your profile, you get a lot more of what you're looking for.

>> No.29317292

They exist in Japan

>> No.29317293

I don't really hate BDSM or pain or blood (which she was ALSO INTO) but goddamnit I just can't find it in myself to debase another person.

In short she was after a dom and I was at heart a sub.

But the bitch could bake like a motherfucker. Goddamn. Better Than Sex Cake ain't no myth.

>> No.29317303

You are a god among monkeys.

>> No.29317306
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What I know about escorts, most men would just sit down and talk.
It's like going to a psychiatrist and getting your moneys worth.

>> No.29317307

All the time. It was a running joke that one couple was a massive fucking half-demon and she was a tiny elf, but he wanted to be on top all the time.

Once the group left town with her in bandages and with two broken ribs because my guy just passed out atop her from standing.

>> No.29317322

>jack Daniels
Ffffffuck no

>> No.29317324

>The look of fear on the poor girl's face when the huge slab of man-meat starts falling on her and she can't get away

Both hot AND funny.

>> No.29317331
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I should, but I want to appeal to more people, and hope they get their fun.
I'm always thinking of other people.

>> No.29317335

Not in my experience. Sure, if you're a smart girl that finds and keeps good clients and keeps her world happy. But a lot of girls, even the high end, end up in "pay her to leave" territory. And then, there's the whole "snuggling is extra" crowd.

>implying a regular whore can compete with a professional snuggler

>> No.29317336

As a dom, you should have slapped the shit out of her and told her it made you uncomfortable, and that pieces of flesh like her did not get to tell you their limits beyond 'stop'. You are the one who was in control to make THEIR fantasies come to life, not the other way around. If they want to be choked into submission, it has to be okay with you.

God, fucking greedy subs is the reason I stopped scratchbuilding fucking harnesses.

>> No.29317345
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You should know this anon
>the Jews paid
I don't think so
Did that discussion about hiring whores to play chess go anywhere?

>> No.29317352

I respect you and your position, but I don't really find I need to debase a person to choke them out for their sexual purposes. Just like I don't feel like I'm debasing or degrading her by letting her suck my cock. I don't know, sex is such a personal thing.

>> No.29317358

All the time. In fact, I make sure it's what happens when I'm in a dominant position. If I'm fucking around with multiple orgasms, I make sure they know that their cock is raw and sore after the first. Especially if I'm playing with magic and get them up again right after. As a sub I'll tell them OOC to knock it off if they're cumming in me three times in an hour or something. I get that it's porn but I at least want the mechanics to be relatable.

>> No.29317360
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I've not see Jojo, if that's what you are asking.
How about a quadruple southern comfort and lemonaid in a pint glass?~

>> No.29317361

In the US too.

>> No.29317368

I don't know, as guy I usually have one orgasm, but when I have more I usually get to four irl. It actually makes me kind of sad because I know most partners find it realistic if I don't play the typical male orgasm (cum once, collapse and cuddles).

Hell, it's a rare partner that even does female multiples right.

>> No.29317376

The JIDF was actually offering people this gig. It was publicly on their site for a while. It would be foolish to think that nobody took them up on this.

>> No.29317383

In my opinion, setting up your profile for the people who you actually want is thinking of others. Why make them waste time on you when you don't even really want them? Of course it is your decision, just consider it.

>> No.29317393
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Will do, anon. Thanks for the advice.

>> No.29317394

Whoa, dude. I'm not the guy who couldn't choke a girl out.

>> No.29317396

So tonight for the first time I found someone I legitimately want to roleplay an ongoing relationship between our characters with. I'm happy as fuck, but how long should I wait before trying to play with them again? After I wake up, or should I wait a day or two so I don't scare him off or seem like a dreaded clinger? It was his idea to keep things going, if that helps, I'd just like to work out when we can play again.

>> No.29317405
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How can you like manly men and not have watched/read Jojo?
Well, it's not uncommon for a female to not have experienced orgasm or multiple orgasms, and female genitals are a lot more complicated than a penis. You can only learn so much through porn, you really need to experience it to get a better idea of it. As a man in my 20's I can go 2, maybe 3 times in the span of 45 minutes, but it feels like I've been stabbed in the dick afterwards. Still worth it though
Those silly jews

>> No.29317409

Just send a message whenever you conveniently have time. If you're a NEET and always have time, pretend this wasn't the case.

>> No.29317411

>thinks cumming three times in an hour is unreal
>thinks a cock is "raw and sore" after coming once
Fuck this gay earth. No wonder I get the reaction that I do, if this is what women really believe.

>> No.29317420

Oh my, sounds like fun.
Are there many people in there during the week?

>> No.29317421

It's just the holidays and I'm filling them with silly amounts of ERP. I usually have a schedule.

>> No.29317424

>quadruple southern comfort and lemonaid in a pint glass
Sick. I'd rather drink it straight, or with some soda and ice.

>> No.29317438

My cock gets raw and sore after a long session, and I can't cum three times in a day. Five years ago though, I could definitely have done that shit no problem, and I did (albeit only through fapping).

>> No.29317443

Dude, I'm a guy IRL. If you've got no refractory period, cool I'm 100% sure your claim is true, but I'm playing to the average unless you put something otherwise in your profile. If I'm hard 2 minutes after I cum, it's gonna hurt. I'll still touch it, but it hurts and I'm not gonna ignore that. If you want to have superpenis, put it in your custom kinks.

>> No.29317461

My apologies, friend. Is it age? Or normal for men in your family? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.29317462

>How can you like manly men and not have watched/read Jojo?
>Know a fifteen year old girl who hates girly boys
>For her birthday I buy her a memory stick with the Jojo batch on it
>Next time I see her she's knitting Caesar's bandanna for school



>> No.29317465

It would be sort of accurate for me, although that's only due to some side effects making it hard for me to orgasm and donking up my sex drive.

3 times in an hour seems like it'd be manageable if we tried really hard, though.

>> No.29317472
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I've haven't gotten around to it, I'm sorry.

They don't know the power and responsibility of having a dick, anon. The'll never know.

>> No.29317479

That's pretty normal for people in general, man. If you're cumming 3 times an hour, you're definitely not letting out more than 3 mL, and by the third it would just look silly.

>> No.29317492

Man, JoJo is the quintessential Manime. It's all about manly dudes doing manly things in a manly way because fuck, we're manly men!

>> No.29317494
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I only have female characters, but the one from a modern day/magicless world always assumes her partner is going to need time to recover between bouts, and always expresses surprise if they don't.

>> No.29317497

It's not like I don't have a refractory period ever, just when it goes off just right it's like I can keep going without a beat. I've been sensitive enough after several bouts of sex that I was sensitive enough that it "hurt", but I've never felt pain from an erection right after cumming and losing it (the erection). It's not like I play it this way in RPs all the time, in fact I have a special char for it that does have it in the custom stuff. But generally I only play that char with people I know already. People who approach that char cold seem tend to ignore that kink. It makes me sad.

>> No.29317507

I've been there for 2 days and I've gotten it 3 times. So yeah, if you're open for it, it can happen
Jojo is the manga you just can't hate. Speaking of
Araki is so fucking moe holy shit
Has anyone explored the idea of ERP with stand characters? I think that'd be interesting, the user would feel double pleasure for instance

>> No.29317521
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I know when I was younger, I've done seven times in a day, but after the 5th I was shooting dust.

I guess I'll settle for three to four times a day now.

>> No.29317533

I don't know, dude. I'm not even that guy, and I have to cum a lot more times than three before my volume of ejaculate starts declining. My third is generally indistinguishable from the first, and is about three tablespoons. Don't ask me how I know this.

>> No.29317548

>three to four times a day now
Good man, I feel that is a normal restrained amount. Then again, most people would apparently think I'm a freak, so.

>> No.29317556

You ejaculate six to eight times the average volume, three times in a row. Right.

It's anonymous, guys. You don't need to lie here.

>> No.29317558

I think the issue is that after orgasm it's sensitive, but I wouldn't call that "raw" or "sore" because your penis can get raw or sore and it's different. Maybe it's a language thing, but that's how it is in English.

>> No.29317570
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Ahh the glory of youth. I only go 3 times a day now as well, but I have to go at it a lot longer. Perhaps I need to start using lube
He could be using the Holy Grail method

>> No.29317573

Don't take it so personal, man. I'm not trying to prove something to you, if you don't believe that's fine. You probably have a bigger dick than me, or something. It's just how the world works.

>> No.29317598
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It's funny, because I'd never lie about something like that anonymously. But I would seriously hesitate to share that in a non-anonymous conversation.

>> No.29317601
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Maybe we can be freaks togther?

Never tired lube, It might be good, from what I hear.

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And then someone would recognize that dick.

>> No.29317625
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You don't tend to like men, remember?

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>> No.29317641
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I like to flipflop~.

>> No.29317653

Aw, I missed booty general? Is it archived?

>> No.29317680

You don't understand. The "holy grail," L-Argenine and all, is 10 mL. A tablespoon is 14 mL. ONE. He said three of those.

If you're not lying, you're deluded. Even if you meant to say "teaspoons" and are being generous with the "almost three," that's still impossible. If you aren't lying, get the fuck in the porn business. I know the numbers and I'm well enough above average down there that I've got no complex about this sort of thing. I just want realistic expectations in my realistic ERPs. When I Harry Potter your ballsack, go fucking wild with that. But what you're describing is not realistic and you shouldn't expect people to expect it.

>> No.29317685
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You really missed out on the butts friend

>> No.29317694

I think I might be too spoiled to get back into erp. I like my women to be women and my men to be men, and my trannies to be 2-dimensional. I like getting my dick e-sucked for forty minutes, and I like eating her out until my jaws hurt, too.

I'm afraid that people would get tired of me after a while, but not tell me, and I'd fish out the place and just be stuck in a limbo between making a new character and hunting for the next partner.

>> No.29317726
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A many great butts were had.

>> No.29317733
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Well I sucked dick for an hour this morning. I don't feel the need to rush through things unless I'm playing something really horny, desperate to get filled one way or another

>> No.29317761

So it wasn't archived? That's rough. Nice butts, though.

>> No.29317772

The only reason I know the amount is an old gf (new at the time) was a little surprised by the amount - there's a whole story around this but it's off topic and I'm lazy anyway - and demanded I cum into some teaspoons from the kitchen.
>If you aren't lying, get the fuck in the porn business.
Yeah, that's not going to happen. Being highly sexual with irl partners and anonymous erp partners is one thing, but a porn career isn't the kind of thing you can keep from seeping into your everyday life (at least I couldn't).
>I know the numbers and I'm well enough above average down there
I wasn't insulting your manhood earlier, so I'm sorry if that's what came across. I'm also not a sex doctor or ejaculation specialist or anything, I just know what three full tablespoons looks like.

>> No.29317780

Meant to type tablespoons.

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I doubt we'd even get to archive these threads, the people that dislike ERP threads would just force us down below 0. Not to mention they're not exactly traditional games

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What his guy said. >>29317789

>> No.29317816

I'm not sure where all the disbelief is coming from, either. When I was growing up one of my boyfriends had a lot of ejaculate, two or three tablespoons sounds about right. I was young and dumb as shite so I didn't know it was a big deal, but I always remember it.

>> No.29317828

That's a good girl. I'm always happy when I find a player who isn't too impatient.

>> No.29317838
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Where does it say I'm a girl? Well I play one, but still

>> No.29317867

You know I'm usually neutral on Tomoko, but that's a nice image. I don't even care about feet, either. That's all I meant, honey.

>> No.29317901

There's always foolz

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Can't wait for hear of the horse.

>> No.29317981
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I haven't even seen anyone in the bottleroom with the famous flared head

>> No.29318002
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Who would this be?

>> No.29318039
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More fun time with Soraka.

>> No.29318047

>look up old kink meme out of nostalgia
>discover one of my old prompts
>realize I had this fetish for way longer than I thought


>> No.29318056

>Get put in Soraka's sex dungeon
>She keeps milking you and healing your exhaustion
I can dig it

>> No.29318086
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"Who keeps chaining and leaving whore outside my cave?!"

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Who doesn't dig it?

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>> No.29318123

Probably Taric. And Ez, but that's becase he's a quick shot

>> No.29318167

Why are you bumping so much? There's no conversation happening, and you're not posting profiles, so just let the thread simmer, man.

>> No.29318183


Seriously I need this. Blur the line between OOC and IC until I can't see it anymore

>> No.29318230

Yes. Make love to me on the ruins of the 4th wall.

>> No.29318261

>making love

Don't make me laugh, Anon

>> No.29318267
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I'll slow down, only for you~.

>> No.29318273


I love this shit so much, god damnit. I feel like a bad, evil person.

>> No.29318316
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The saddest panda.

>> No.29318361

Git gud fagit

>> No.29318378

No, I meant in general, to Tomoko specifically.

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>> No.29318385
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>using chrome
>needing a plugin to get past sad panda
You need to git gud, fagit

>> No.29318387

I want to fuck the little one while the big one watches and masturbates. Maybe with our bodies.

>> No.29318388
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>Not knowing of the plugin already
My desire to grant you access to my heine is shrinking by the second

>> No.29318396
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I kinda want to try this ERP thing /tg/, but I don't know if I could bring myself to jump down this particular rabbit hole. I'm pretty sexually repressed.

>> No.29318412

I'm gudder than foron, breh. Also link to the firefox plugin in that link.

>> No.29318421
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Good, how like 'em, tight and struggling.

>> No.29318426
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I'm sure you can find someone who'll take it slow and work his/her way into your heart before your butt

>> No.29318434


Through butt to heart only works with lolis.

>> No.29318440

Depends what you want, anon. We can accommodate all types.

>> No.29318448
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Depends on how long your whomper is

>> No.29318450

I'm sure I could find someone like that, but I think the problem would be me. I don't know if I could go through with it.

I'm not into that. My fetishes are actually pretty tame.

I don't doubt that. I'm sure you guys and girls would be pretty welcoming. As I said I think the problem would be me.

>> No.29318462
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You won't know until you try. The worst that can happen is that you find out it's not for you, just make sure your partner knows about your situation

>> No.29318476

Are you sure they wouldn't mind? I mean I'd hate to blueball someone if I was to decide halfway through the action that I didn't want to do it.

>> No.29318477

Well, F-list is refusing to let me see my inbox, it continually tells me I am not logged in even if I just logged in.

>> No.29318495

I wouldn't mind if I knew you were just testing the waters. I'd actually try even harder, to ease you into it
Try a different browser perhaps?

>> No.29318496

The site is currently in maintenance mode.

>> No.29318498

Be upfront and honest from the get-go so they know what to expect. Only assholes would get angry if you'd quit after that, and you wouldn't want to RP with them anyway.

>> No.29318499

Oh, now it's in maintenance mode.

>> No.29318527

So what is the community like? I haven't really had any bad experiences with /tg/ but I imagine it might be a bit different in an ERP scenario.

>> No.29318535

It's pretty good, there's plenty of nice people about who would be willing to test things out with you.

>> No.29318544
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There are plenty of decent ERP'ers outside of /tg/, but the usual suspects are present too, like young people and hardcore furries. I'd definitely try my luck with /tg/, they're the most chill and we have lots of fun in the bottle room

>> No.29318561

f-list is down


>> No.29318567

It was down yesterday in fits and spurts too.

It's really aggravating for me since I know I have an unread message.

>> No.29318575

It's maintenance dammit, don't get your panties in a bunch. Maybe after it comes back up

>> No.29318607

But I just took those off my partner before he fell asleep!

>> No.29318617

Can only speak for myself, and people I've met. Some of /tg/ was younger, or at least acted younger than I can be attracted to. And /tg/ chat is pretty much a hit or miss, I rarely go there anymore. But I find good people easily and have lots of fun. And that's enough, right?

>> No.29318626
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Oh no.

>> No.29318632

Your partner wears your panties? How kinky
Bottle room's pretty silly at most times, but I've still hooked up there so no complaints

>> No.29318688

Yeah, it was about to get that way before he had to go to sleep. Hopefully he can come back before too long.

>> No.29318689

I usually just observe the ERP threads and the lobby on f-chat for potential partners. Do they share kinks and fetishes of mine? Do they come across as reasonable by reading the chat, their posts and/or their profile? and so on. If I get a good vibe from someone, then I try and contact them. It has worked out pretty well so far. Too well in fact, as I can't keep up with everyone nowadays, due to how many they are (not THAT many) and that I'm working my butt off.

>> No.29318741
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>Going to sleep before your partner is finished
How awful
That's one of my biggest fears, that I will have to deny partners eventually

>> No.29318749
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So far so good for me.
Not see the "worst" yet.

>> No.29318783

My partners have been very reasonable about it, after I've explained how things are. There is even one or two that are happy to see me when I log on and I got the time and energy to RP!

>> No.29318789
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Now that we are in autosage, let me just say that finding someone like "3x3 tablespoons" anon above is my fantasy. Not that this will ever happen.

>> No.29318803

So the community seems pretty good then? Well, I'll maybe give it a try later when I have some free time.

>> No.29318805
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Finding anyone is my fantasy. My standards have plummeted quite severely

>> No.29318820


Be Tomoko for me.

>> No.29318827

Honestly I'd rather he got some sleep rather than sacrifice quality to keep going.

Hopefully he's willing to take the lead a little more when he comes back, though by now it's hardly an issue.

>> No.29318851
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I'm a dude and my spaghetti has dried up
I feel it's my responsibility to see it to an end. I was planning on sleeping at 1 am, but I ended up sleeping at 2:30 am instead

>> No.29318870


>this picture

This is exactly what I want. Why is it so hard to find her?

>> No.29318871

>So the community seems pretty good then?
There is a lott of downright dross out there, most of the players will either be shit and/or just not to your taste. And that is perfectly fine, as there are good RPers out there that you will have a fantastic time with if you keep looking. You don't need a big stable of players to choose from (maybe that is your fetish, then by all means go ahead if everyone are ok with it). It's often enough if you find one or a few partners that you mesh well with, that you can chat and relax with OOC. Just don't be discouraged if you don't find someone right away.

>> No.29318879

Because an introvert like her would spaghetti all over the place trying to make a profile
It's easy to spot a bad player though, and it's not like you're forced to roleplay with them

>> No.29318896

>Because an introvert like her would spaghetti all over the place trying to make a profile


>> No.29318939

My prob with her is that she's 15. There's just not enough personality there.

>> No.29318952

"Bad player" doesn't even mean the same thing person to person.

>> No.29318986


There's a ton

>> No.29318988

Nice argument.

>> No.29318992
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Better suck all the dicks, till you find the right dick for you.
I'd just want anyone, and if they want to try one of my fantasy's, it would be great.

>> No.29318996

Stop that

>> No.29319007


>there's no personality
>there's personality

You get counterarguments of the quality of your arguments.

>> No.29319015

Isn't there a sequel to that picture that has America standing around like, "Bitch, please." And one where Rome is the big bitch on top?

>> No.29319025


My dick is confused.

>> No.29319040
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Well, as we are into auto sage, here comes some history!

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depending if we hit cap or not.

>> No.29319063

You don't prove an absence. You just point and say "look, there's nothing there". It's easy to show Tomoko has personality, but you still have to do it.

>> No.29319065

Thanks, France!

>> No.29319066
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Anyone else just get disconnected from the chat?

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>> No.29319113
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So are we having another thread, or do we let it die for now?

>> No.29319115


I'm not a guide dog, if you're blind and need a hand, you can ask in a nice manner.


not the best method or trying to force a discussion.

>> No.29319118

Well, it's Monday now, isn't it? So, we let it die.

>> No.29319119
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I hear you like The Great War history...

>> No.29319130


If you're claiming something like that, burden of proof is on you.

>here's my uneducated opinion, convince me otherwise

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Just blue ball it till Friday.

>> No.29319146
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France did put up a hell of a fight.

>> No.29319152
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>Implying I won't be jerking it vigorously in the bottle room so I can bring great tales friday

>> No.29319155

The French always do, WW2 aside.

>> No.29319160
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Next, Korean war.

>> No.29319168

Hey, as the person who originally said Tomoko doesn't have enough personality, this is my first post since then. I wasn't doing it as a thesis, just commenting on why I'm not big on Tomoko personally. An interesting 15 year old is still an undeveloped meat puppet to me. 24-27 is where the brain activity really gets interesting.

>> No.29319170
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My primary academic subject AND my favorite fetish combined. This is great!

>> No.29319173

>WW2 aside
That's a funny way to characterize the second-best anti-Nazi resistance movement of WWII, with extensive guerilla tactics, sabotage, and general logistical wrecking. They made the smart choice that ALLOWED them to put up a hell of a fight. If they had tried to brute force it, they would have folded with little to show for it.

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I may have to pop in during the week.

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Is Canada gagged with a hockey puck?

>> No.29319190

>I wasn't doing it as a thesis, just commenting on why I'm not big on Tomoko personally.

Why do assholes always have to jump in, I'd rather talk with you.

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I know, right?

>> No.29319203
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That's where they start getting adventurous and want to try new things, new sensations
I didn't even notice, that's hilarious

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Yes, the slut~.

>> No.29319212

>I know, right?
>I didn't even notice, that's hilarious
>Yes, the slut~.

The themed gags are brilliant. Also please continue posting these.

>> No.29319217

>A: This cafeteria food tastes bland to me.
>B: No way, there's a ton of flavor!
>A: Like what?
>B: I got nothing.
And really, throwing around a term like uneducated in this situation is pretty petty for someone making words about the burden of proof.

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Next, something to do with Sweden with muskets.

>> No.29319225


>I don't like how this tastes
>I-it's bland okay

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Yes Poland is a worker.

>> No.29319243

Oh my, that is embarrassing, isn't it?

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>> No.29319248


Oh so that's how /v/ shitstains think!
You don't have to prove anything, as long as you disagree and say a negative thing!

Fuck this is brilliant, I'll go test it right now.

>> No.29319263

>A: This cafeteria food tastes bland to me.

Well thought out

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I feel bad for her.

>> No.29319272

Damn it anon! This bondage history combo is too much. I've already fapped today.

>> No.29319275
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Two more after this, and that's all the history bondage I have.

>> No.29319282
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Well then, you know what to do.

>> No.29319296
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And that's it, I hope it's been "enlightening".

>> No.29319303

Nah, most of it was well past the Enlightenment.

>> No.29319308

I'm not here to have an argument, and I've never been to /v/. I find Tomoko an interesting enough anime character, but I don't think she has enough personalty for me to enjoy typefucking her. Someone said she has plenty of personality, and I was wondering what their reasons are. As someone else said, not trying to write a thesis, just trying to learn something.

>> No.29319312
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Alright, fuck it.

Now that would be interesting.

>> No.29319317

>being an aspie about burden of proof in a casual conversation
>not the height of /v/ faggotry

>> No.29319332

Do you really have to write a dissertation on something as basic as absence, of flavor or otherwise? How would you go about showing that someone or something lacks character?

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I just never thought someone could actually make bondage art vaguely educational.

>> No.29319361

I can see it now:
>I don't know if I'm up for ERP, been feeling kind of down lately-
>omg /v/ retard come back when you can back that up with quantifiable sense data using repeatable experiments and a solid epistemological framwork!!!1

>> No.29319364
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I don't even...
That's not even mine.

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I don't get it

>> No.29319380
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>Delicious pixie grill in dat position

>> No.29319392

I don't know about you, but I was way younger than 24 when I first wanted to touch fluffy tail.
Why thank you!

>> No.29319409
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Every damn time.
Spinnbarkeit: refers to the stringy or stretchy property found to varying degrees in mucus, saliva, albumen and similar viscoelastic fluids.
The term is used especially with reference to cervical mucus at the time just prior to or during ovulation

>> No.29319448
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I'm 90% sure that's a cuntboy. But the mention of pixies makes me want to make a slutty fairy
I don't know what it is, but this art just annoys the dicks out of me

>> No.29319452


You learn how to put thoughts in words and present opinions. Do you think that something as basic as absence come out of vacuum?
You don't just decide that something's missing.

If you think that her lack of personality is an objective thing and you don't have to say anything other than that, then you're no better than theists on youtube.

If it's your opinion (tip: it is) then you have to put something more on a table. Back it up. You think her personality's bland and the character i boring? Gotta do better than 'because'.

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>> No.29319468

It looks like 100% female to me (even if it isn't) so I'm going to consider it as such.

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Well it's named Fred. I don't judge though, cuntboys just isn't my thing

>> No.29319505

I noticed that too. I don't know what that is about though, I've not exactly followed that artist extensively. Perhaps some transformation shenanigans? Anyway, she's got hips, tits and a vagoo = female to my simple eyes.

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If I'm going down on a fella, I want to know what I'm getting into and get a surprise, not surprised by nothing.

>> No.29319521

Just barely. And that is the face of a boy in my world

>> No.29319543

Y'know, I've never seen art of Poison as just a straight up trap. Thanks for the character idea.

>> No.29319548

Your world has incredibly pretty, feminine boys. I can't imagine what the women must look like.

>> No.29319549
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I just don't like the male body. I can appreciate some fine abs, but it's not something that lubricates my loins. There is something magical about a trap booty though

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>face of a boy
Seems pretty androgynos, could be either or. Pic and filename related.

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There's just something about the facial structure that screams "PENIS ALERT"

>> No.29319585

I completely disagree. I think your standards have been irrevocably warped by trap hentai, like Poju.

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Traps are always good.

Just doing my job.

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The leading cause is Majalis actually

>> No.29319608

Way to make me feel like an asshole buddy. I am new to this stuff, but I listed literacy as a requirement, because lack of readability (AKA using textspeak) kills my suspension of disbelief, and this boner.

I don't care if you screw up the occasional your/you're. We are both typing one handed here. I also understand why some people ask for paragraphs. I hate going in and doing the work and getting "yes mistress" responses. I'm not here for the sole purpose of writing you porn, this needs to be a two way street.

That said I love you guys and am glad I gave this a try.

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I'm afraid I like tits more than booty

>> No.29319642
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I don't understand why some people want that many words. There are only so many ways I can say "I tongue your anus" before I start repeating myself

>> No.29319669

Dammit, why is F-list still down?

It was just getting good!

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>Check our twitter
>Last update was the 7th of october
Okay then

>> No.29319684

I came 6 times in 24 hours. I'm going to clean it up a little and post it on my website so the one other person who shares my niche fwtishes can enjoy it. Editing is taking a while, however, because reading it makes me horny all over again.

>> No.29319705

You're going to share that site right?

>> No.29319784

>You don't just decide that something's missing.
Actually, that's exactly how it works. If you say that something is absence, all you can do to refer to the absence, as, by definition, there is nothing there. You can make it more technical-sounding by saying, "litmus paper didn't change color" but in the end it's all a variation of "Look! X is absent".

>> No.29319808

So is everyone else. Do it. It is anonymous enough that you can disappear if you don't like it.

>> No.29319848

It's still down!

Damn you people, you just got me into this and having fun then the site keels over into it's cereal!

>> No.29319863

I'll try it out, though not now. Any tips for a newbie?

>> No.29319877

Yeah. Multi-para just means they go off into their own world. I feel that there is literally no reason to collaborate at that point, just write erotica and get validation through comments. For me, I want to commit an act, with another person. Go on for multipara without leaving room for any reaction from partners is just immersion breaking. You want to masturbate a little longer than that? Go ahead, I'll wait. We're all here to have fun.

>> No.29319891

www.lorenipsun.com. It should be done with editing Tuesday or so. But unless you care about transformation and multiple breasts, you probably won't care.

I do have one log up now, though. And, of course, the purpose of the website...

>> No.29319897

Don't be an asshole. Interest someone in the thread with an idea you have, or agree to an idea that they really want, then make new chars together. It's more like you're on the same playing field then, and they're more likely to have patience and stick it through because it's a concept they care about and like enough to risk a new person.

>> No.29319937

I don't know if my ideas would be that interesting: my fetishes are pretty tame. Thanks for the advice though.

>> No.29319957

What are your fetishes?

>> No.29319964

What are you into?

Also character's orientation.

>> No.29319974

This: >>29319957.
We might really like your "pretty tame" fetishes. And fulfill them forever and ever, if you're into that.

>> No.29319991


Except that there's no blank slates even in a medium as creative as anime. So your 'no personality' really means 'I think it's boring'.

And no, you don't decide that something is missing, just because it doesn't meet your standards. You have an opinion, present it.
Or you can pretend that 'Tomoko has no personality' is a valid objective statement.

>> No.29319997

Bondage mainly, though I also like feet, stockings and, sort of 'themed outfits' (secretaries, maids, that sort of thing). Cuddlesex and adoration is also good fun.

Well I'm straight, if that helps.

>> No.29320012

Secretary you say?
Link related, because image limit.

>> No.29320016

Sadly it doesn't. Sorry.

>> No.29320030

Well, uhh... that's certainly interesting.

What would be preferable?

>> No.29320044

But all the fun bits are down below.

>> No.29320047

Well my character is male for one.

>> No.29320055

Anyway, don't worry about your fetishes being too 'tame'. I'm 99% sure that you could find someone in the next ERP thread. The other 1% is eating dinner.

>> No.29320077

As I understand it, I could make a female character? I don't think I'd mind that.

Yeah, I suppose bondage is pretty common as far as fetishes go.

>> No.29320098

I just got into ERP mood and for once I'm handling people and not being overwhelmed by it being 'a chore'.

I'm so afraid that the maintenance will ruin it ;-;

>> No.29320131

Well my character is bisexual, was referring to yours being straight as the problem.

Also, you have a problem with snakes?

>> No.29320149

>Also, you have a problem with snakes?
Uhh, not really. I suppose they could have some application in bondage, if you're feeling inventive.

>> No.29320202

I'm the naga-anon from upthread.

Though I could make a different character if that's too much of a problem.

>> No.29320223

Uhh, I appreciate the offer but I'm not really in a position to ERP at the moment. Kinda have meatworld obligations.

>> No.29320234

>female character
I think I can work with that. You like tying, or being tied? Looking forward to outfit play with you.

>> No.29320235

Tips are nearly impossible. Don't be nervous about it. If you never try, you never fail, but you never succeed either. Decide what your main kinks are, and try to keep each kink list to ten or so. Huge profiles are impossible to read. Go into the relevant top level chat and post an RP ad with whatever you want to say. Mention you are new? Outline a scenario? Once people message you, look at their kinks list, find which if any of their faces you don't want, then ask them to refrain. They may not be perfect, but you will never find perfect, and present is better than nothing

>TFW when you found perfect and she is a lesbian IRL. I would totally go girl for her.

>> No.29320267

>You like tying, or being tied? Looking forward to outfit play with you.
Both actually, I'm a switch.

Thanks for the advice anyway. I think I'll try this, though not right now. How often do you guys have these threads?

>> No.29320269

*faves goddamn autocorrect

>> No.29320306

Every weekend, although we usually end up starting on Friday and ending on Monday.

>> No.29320349

Well I'm free on Friday, so perhaps I'll make a character and see if this is my thing.

>> No.29320402

>Both actually, I'm a switch.
Damn, you're perfect. I hope I don't miss your character when you post it.

>> No.29320428

I'll try to mention the costume thing as well so you can find me - it could be fun. I might even make my character male, fuck it.

>> No.29320443

I want to turn girls into willing fuckpigs and breeding sows.

It makes me super hard and that makes me die inside that I'm so mean. It feels evil.

Real guilt about this one...

>> No.29320460

B-but Anon, there are people playing grills right in these threads that just love being fuckpigs and breeding sows...

>> No.29320469

New-to-ERP-guy here: I know that feeling. Best advice I was given was that 'self denial is the only true sin.' If you enjoy it, you enjoy it.

>> No.29320502

F-list is down.

>tfw had a date with mai husbando orc
>tfw no romance
>tfw no cuddles
>tfw no love

I'm so alone.

>> No.29320506


I'm just afraid of it going into real life. Grills already slightly annoy me by default, this will just turn me into an actual misogynist.

>> No.29320520

Just realize that it's one of those things that you have to compartmentalize.

>> No.29320523

There are some women, anon, who fantasize about exactly what you described in your earlier post.

>> No.29320533

I know that feel. Had planned to continue a scene left unfinished yesterday today.

>> No.29320567



Too big of a word for me, I'm sorry. Explain?


Well, sure. I just don't want to unintentionally generalize all of them. I'm sure most of them are lovely and nice...

>> No.29320593

>Well, sure. I just don't want to unintentionally generalize all of them. I'm sure most of them are lovely and nice...
Of course they are. Some of them just happen to be kinky. You know what they say, right? "Beware the quiet ones."

>> No.29320602

Here's hoping they get it fixed sometime this evening.

>> No.29320610

It means realizing that there are some things that are only appropriate under certain circumstances and not letting them out anywhere else. You box that thing up - put it in its own compartment - and only reach inside under specific circumstances.

>> No.29320620

Compartmentalization is where you separate different aspects of your life, as if storing parts of yourself in compartments when they're not relevant. Everyone does it - it's an aspect of being polite, after all. It's just harder for some than others. In this case, he's telling you to compartmentalize that aspect for just sexy times, or just certain people, in the same way that I don't push hot women to their knees in public with intent of dominating the shit out of them. I keep that part compartmentalized for the bedroom. Or the part that likes to fight compartmentalized for the mats. Or the part that likes D&D compartmentalized for when hanging out with actual nerds.

People who fail to compartmentalize things tend to be socially-awkward weirdos who bring up all the wrong aspects of themselves all the time.

>> No.29320649

>It means realizing that there are some things that are only appropriate under certain circumstances and not letting them out anywhere else. You box that thing up - put it in its own compartment - and only reach inside under specific circumstances.
>Compartmentalization is where you separate different aspects of your life, as if storing parts of yourself in compartments when they're not relevant. Everyone does it - it's an aspect of being polite, after all. It's just harder for some than others. In this case, he's telling you to compartmentalize that aspect for just sexy times, or just certain people, in the same way that I don't push hot women to their knees in public with intent of dominating the shit out of them. I keep that part compartmentalized for the bedroom. Or the part that likes to fight compartmentalized for the mats. Or the part that likes D&D compartmentalized for when hanging out with actual nerds.

>People who fail to compartmentalize things tend to be socially-awkward weirdos who bring up all the wrong aspects of themselves all the time.

These. For example I often fantasize about doing terrible lewd and kinky things to women, but I keep my fetishes squared away for when it's appropriate. It's not difficult to do.

>> No.29320660


Oh! I see. It's so weird when someone names a thing you do constantly, but never think about. Complicated word for a simple context. I learned something.


Quiet ones are the nicest. Loudness scares and offends me.

>> No.29320674

>Quiet ones are the nicest. Loudness scares and offends me.
Then I'm sure you'll find a nice, quiet woman who wants you to do lewd things to her.

>> No.29320727

Can we have another general after this one dies? It's against the weekend's only rule, but f-list is down and I need my fix of lewds

>> No.29320741

Yes please.

>> No.29320762

I think that we can make an exception considering that F-list is down.

>> No.29320765

If someone does, call it F-list is down edition.

>> No.29320772


You sound like a serial killer...

>> No.29320785


More like a sociopath, but I assure you I'm not.


One can hope.

>> No.29320810

Still taking suggestions for likely humorous situations where my Naga eats someone without being a complete bastard about it.

>> No.29320836

>One can hope.
Keep lookin' anon. You'll find someone.

>Naga eats someone without being a complete bastard about it.
Switch here from earlier: vore isn't really my thing so I dunno if we'd work. Just a heads up.

>> No.29320847

Not asking about you specifically, just taking funny ideas from anyone.

Funny thing is, I have a vore fetish, my character doesn't, even though it's not uncommon for him to do it.

But it's hardly necessary, he likes plain old sex too.

>> No.29320912

I know you weren't, was just stating it. Plain old sex is good fun too.

>> No.29321021


Naga swallows something unpleasant, then swallows other person to "go get it"

>> No.29321044


When's Cuntboy Edition ERP General, teeg?

>> No.29321048

I'd choose a nice butt and breasts over a nice butt and a dick any day. Girldick just so happens to also be high up on that list

>> No.29321049

Could be funny, though he would take precautions to ensure the other person doesn't die.

Gonna RP him as being mildly disturbed people want him to eat them, steadfastly refusing demands to digest people, coughing them back up no matter how much they whine.

>> No.29321084


There are?

>> No.29321103

It's high time for a Monstergirl General: Monsters that are Girls

>> No.29321110

There are.

>> No.29321125



>> No.29321148

I'd endorse that.

>> No.29321166

Can't it be Cuntboy General: Boys who are Cunts?

>> No.29321180

It's enough of that on f-list.

>> No.29321209

Let's not put the word 'cunt' directly on the catalog. Keep it classy /tg/.

>> No.29321232

Use references to boypussy instead

>> No.29321237

Ever make a character you're ashamed of afterwards?

Just created a sociopath dragon who's obsessed with vore and domination.

And now I feel bad.

>> No.29321246

Yeah, that stuff's not really for me, but it's still a nice gesture that you'd share it

>> No.29321250

Well at least it's accurate.

>> No.29321257


I've made a buttslut attentionwhore. Felt bad.

Felt kinda good, too...

>> No.29321272

Buttsluts best sluts, especially if they are happy buttsluts.

>> No.29321278


It was a super happy buttslut.

>> No.29321293

The very best.

>> No.29321317


>> No.29321320

>Tfw I was supposed to pour chocolate sauce all over me and do a gymnastics performance in the bottle room as part of a double dare
I was even going to wear a fairly revealing swimsuit and try to get someone to clean me

>> No.29321324

All this talk of dragons and cuntboys and buttsluts is making me both curious and repulsed. I don't even really know what the latter two are.

>tfw tame fetishes

>> No.29321336

A buttslut is a slut that likes it in their butt, Anon. It's very simple and wonderful.

>> No.29321340

What if the buttslut is sad, but not about the "buttslutting," as it were? For instance, what if the buttslut is concerned about the plight of the buttslut's people in some fantastical war or another?

What about Buttslut drama, teeg?

>> No.29321341

I had just gotten my partner's panties off and was frotting him when he went to bed.

Two hours of lead up and now I can't get back!

>> No.29321342

A cuntboy is the opposite of a futanari. Think about it

>> No.29321343

Guys with pussies
Guys or girls who loves it up the ass

>> No.29321349

Thanks for the explanation, I guess. The more you know and all that.

>> No.29321356

A buttslut doesn't have to love it up the butt. They just have to slut around with their butts. They might be forced into becoming buttsluts due to some kind of sexual slavery, or economic depredations.

>> No.29321359

That's all fine, but I like it when my buttsluts are enthusiastic and upbeat about their buttsluttery.

>> No.29321365


I don't use it no more.

>> No.29321376

I dunno, is someone really a slut if they're not voluntarily putting out?

>> No.29321389

"My mother was the most famous buttslut in my home country, what if I can't stand up to her glorified cheeks? My family's honor depends on it now that she can't slut her butt anymore after the accident"

>> No.29321409

>double negative
Hooray! So where's the link? :3

>> No.29321428


Don't be smart with me!

>> No.29321432

What if I like to play it nice with the usual vaginal stuff, but deep down all I want is to get my ass creamed?

>> No.29321437

>most famous buttslut in my home cuntry
Fixed that for you.

>> No.29321440

>Flist is fucking down
>wanted to do RP with my friend who works alot
>can only think of shouting at my computer screen "THERE WAS TIME, THERE WAS TIME!!!!!!!!!"

>> No.29321444

Or what? You are going to assault me with your perfect, fuckable butt?

>> No.29321460


I also like NTR, don't make me use it!

>> No.29321483

Please no, have mercy, stop telling me I'm bigger than your boyfriend!

>> No.29321491

I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't mind watching you be fucked by someone else! It's his own fault he works too much

>> No.29321494


I will and you're gonna like it.

That's what you get.

>> No.29321502

Same here man, I feel your pain.

>> No.29321510

I think that goes into cuckolding territory
No, no! I'm not hitting you in spots he can't even reach!

>> No.29321516

I was having fun just reading other people's prompts and checking out their custom kinks.

Now I feel I need some for my Naga, but don't really know what to put in.

>> No.29321518


I'm gonna make you my boyfriend, just to chain you to a wall and make you watch as my organized train made of 5 guys unfolds. All aboard, choo choo.

>> No.29321533

Please no, not the human centipad.

>> No.29321566


Well it is NTR.

>> No.29321568

This is my fetish, provided I get to fuck you too after they're all done. And maybe lick you clean.

>> No.29321597


I'm the conductor of the butt train. You can clean.

>> No.29321603

There's a difference between cheating on someone and blatantly humiliating them
This is NTR, what do you think is going to happen? Maybe you'll be allowed to suck their dicks

>> No.29321624

Oooh, delicious. We can be sluts together.

>> No.29321626

>There's a difference between cheating on someone and blatantly humiliating them

I don't see it.

>> No.29321637

Is there a kink for someone who's exasperated and annoyed that people keep asking him to devour them? That sounds about right.

>> No.29321650

Oh no, I don't share the dicks I take until I'm done. It's all mine
One the victim knows about, the other they don't

>> No.29321654

Is this what ERP is like?

>> No.29321656

>Is this what ERP is like?

Pretty much

>> No.29321659

Bitch, I'll fight you for them.

>> No.29321662

No, this is banter.

>> No.29321672

mixed messages here

>> No.29321682

Do you really want to fight an elven buttslut over dicks? That's like challenging an irishman to a drinking contest. Or a woman to an argument

>> No.29321684


First buttslut here, I'll share with you~

>> No.29321714

Naga-anon here, is the person I was talking to last night here?

The one who was planning on making an RP where I get hired to do some dirty work but come back for revenge?

>> No.29321717

>getting gangbanged as a trap
>girlfriend/wife is also there getting gangbanged
>cum-soaked cuddling afterwards
goddammit, not another new fetish...

>> No.29321728

Damnit, we need links before the thread falls of the board!

>> No.29321732


This is what /tg/ chat channel is like. This is not what ERP is like.

>> No.29321735

eh, F-list is down anyway.

>> No.29321738


Sounds great, I'd gladly do it.


But I don't use her anymore god damnit. I left her behind. People upset I'm sure.

>> No.29321742

I'll just save the link.

>> No.29321758

I'm up for another thread for that reason, need to have some ERP today, and since the site is down I need to get it here.

>> No.29321765

>Share a dude with a friend
>Cuddle up afterwards with her, both our bellies inflated to the brim
>His lifeless body lying on the floor
The dream~

>> No.29321797

>New slaves for the dragon overlord.
>Randomly select one in ten from the group.
>Stuff them down cock, blow digested cum remains over survivors to show them who's boss.
So far away...

>> No.29321818

We can do that.

>> No.29321819

I am fire! I am death! I am semen!

>> No.29321826

I swear to god I have nothing to do

>want to add person to rp with over steam
>think they'll think I'm a creep

fuck me

>> No.29321852

>Kidnap two lesser beings.
>Force them to choose which one dies.
>Loser goes into my balls, digested into cum.
>Rape survivor, pump him full of his dead friend.
>Take along unconscious body for a snack sometime later.

I can dream can't I?

>> No.29321870

What are you interested in?

Frustrated naga-anon again.

And yes, I know I'm spamming.

>> No.29321883

This is my barbarian's new warcry.

>> No.29321899

Well, technically YOU are semen. Or at least you soon will be...

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