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Nobility Edition
>Posting noble claims
>Talking about courtly ERP
>Plotting out noble plots
>Never actually starting ERP because you're too busy having parties

To get started
>Pick F-List or IRC or both as your preferred method

>Go to #1001Lewd_Nights on Rizon for IRC
>Make a character and jump into /tg/ chat under "Private Channels" for F-list

>Go to http://www.f-list.net
>Create a username.
>Create a character profile on that username.
>Click chat -> chat now and enter the chat (Experimental chat slightly advised). You'll be on the frontpage.
>Click "channels" on the bar up the top and click "private rooms" and navigate down to /tg/ chat.

>Post contact info
>Get help from friendly old hands
>Be classy
>Be lewd
>Be noble

>> No.29255906

Dare you enter my magical realm

>Single female lamia adventures
>tfw no husbando


>> No.29255939
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>Be noble

Now I want to make a Communist char and rape some delicious Bourgeois…

>> No.29255958

the one with ezio in it is better

>> No.29255969

>Doting, caring going-to-be-a-father
this is my fetish

>> No.29255972


>> No.29255983


Which one is that

>> No.29256001
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>Being a Communist

>> No.29256007
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Now I want to make a Bourgeois char and let some Commie fuck think he's raping me.
>mfw these filthy peasants do my will no matter what.

>> No.29256026

Better than being a surrender monkey.

Goddamn aristocrats. Decadence, how does it work?

>> No.29256030

You should do something about that and by that I mean do me

>> No.29256046

I too am intrigued. Someone post it.

>> No.29256056
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Giantess girl is basically ready.

Everyone had a good new years?

>> No.29256074
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Come and find out pawn.

>> No.29256078

Anyone have that naked dwarf image with lewd bars? Surely the erp thread has it.

>hime to boin

>> No.29256079
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I sort of want to play a shy boy or girl who can turn into a big physically power (and distinctly male) werewolf type.

It seems kind of cliche, though.

>> No.29256102

I might have beaten you to it.

>> No.29256129

Doesn't have the 'shy' part, though.

>> No.29256151
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Hey, it's me again~

Haven't had much time for making profiles.

>Harumda loves nothing more than a good fuck. A good fight, a good feast, both up there, but nothing satisfies after a long day like a feisty woman to pin down and make his own. And he most certainly can, with his seven foot tall preferred frame, and shapeshifting ability, take any woman he wants.

>He is, as some modern folks might say about their car seats, 'adjustable'. At all times. Though once he gets going, he's hard to stop.

>Harumda can take any form yuou like, assuming it's masculine and strong. Like a solid swimmer? Sure thing! A strong weightlifter? You got it. A marathon runner? He's right there. Harumda will happily hold you down and make you his, no matter your preference.

>You might summon him accidentally, but that's alright - He's perenially bored, and he'll generally go with whatever you like, so long as it's not demasculinizing. And if your girl is shy and quiet, well, he knows exactly how to fix that!

>Maybe your summoning was intentional - You need a strong guardian to help you through a dangerous land! He's perfectly fine with that - more than okay with it - but expect the payment to be steep. You'll get a better deal if you're a virgin, is what I'm saying.

>You could even test your might against him, but don't expect to win. He'll strip you of your armor, your weapon, and your clothes, and probably take you right on the spot. But that's what you really want, isn't it?

>> No.29256169
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There is many dwarf images, I don't know if I have the one you have.

>> No.29256176

Or want.

>> No.29256194
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Nobility Eh? Any QT3.14 Bikini knight or loli princess looking for a traveling companion while crusading in the southern deserts?

>> No.29256213 [SPOILER] 
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if I'm remembering right there's a few different versions

funnily enough; this was the first two results when I reverse searched the OP

>> No.29256214

Sadly I don't really have time for ERP or setting up ERP today.

I will give you a bookmark, though.

>> No.29256239

Have an f-list for that? We should definitely talk, either way.

>> No.29256258

Not yet, email is in the field. Harumda is my favourite character to play, ever, and I'd love to talk things out with you.

>> No.29256311
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Is it too generic to make a wood elf girl who lived in a secluded matriarchal society, but was changed forever when she saw a doe mounting a dryad, and then started seeking out adventurers spending the night in the forests so she could touch them all over?

>> No.29256320
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>super busy around holidays
>log in after the first of the year since everything has calmed down
>A message!
>"Your friend, [REDACTED], has deleted their character"

B-but... but you were supposed to give me a baby. Please come back. I miss you.

>> No.29256345

Lewd elves are overdone, yes. Throw a rock in a hedge and some elf will start sodomizing it.

>> No.29256346

>Dare you enter my magical realm
>Breeding and impregnation as fave kinks
>Herm is negotiable

I just might.

>> No.29256354

>but was changed forever when she saw a doe mounting a dryad
>female deer

...but, but that's forbidden love!

>> No.29256366
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They're overdone because they're delicious. Lewd everything has already been done
Curse your semantics anon

>> No.29256368

So are lewd humans, but that doesn't seem to stop /tg/.

>> No.29256374


>> No.29256375

I only had the one in mind. It had a front and back view and the top of her head was not drawn.

Thanks in advance.

>> No.29256382

>loli princess looking for a traveling companion

That's an interesting line of thought.

It makes me think of a MILFy knight/bodyguard acting as a substitute mother figure to an orphaned (or single-father-raised) princess, or something like that.

>> No.29256383

I want porn of this.

>> No.29256387

Buck, stag or possibly hart are the words you're looking for.

>> No.29256399
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>They're overdone because they're delicious. Lewd everything has already been done
There's a distinct lack of strong, in-control types that don't go hyperdom. Just, "You're hot, I'm hot, let's fucking go already".

>> No.29256420
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I know that, stop mocking me
>You're hot, I'm hot, let's fucking go already
I've read an insane amount of furry comics like this already

>> No.29256429

>hime to boin

Holy shit, this and Queen bonjourno made me fucking fap for weeks

thinking about it makes me hard again

>> No.29256435

But is she a nudist druidess wood elf girl who takes the knot?

>> No.29256453
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If you can get it in

>> No.29256458

...I want more context on this image.

Is this one of those "Zorro perfectly cuts off the pretty lady's clothes" types of situation?

>> No.29256463

A strong, in-control but rather more reserved character paired up with a more submissive but horny character could be fun.

The dom trying to take things one step at a time while the sub tries to get them so turned on they just give in and fuck like rabbits.

Wasn't trying to mock, just thought you might not actually know.

>> No.29256467
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What do you guys think about a buff lizardman mechanic who acts tough but is easy to break down into an emotional mess and can turn into a huge basilisk-like monster almost double his size?

>> No.29256472

Makes me wish I could read those moonrunes.

>> No.29256479
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I wish I knew, but I think she's just a slut

>> No.29256488

OH FUCK! Where's the assassin? I can't find him but I know he's in there!

>> No.29256492

> I think she's just a slut
Well, of course she is, she's an elf, isn't she?

>> No.29256495

So I recently made my first profile. Can you guys check it out and tell me how I can improve it?


>> No.29256507
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H-hey, they can be pure!

>> No.29256508

>Not one Goddamn note or chat

You guys are satan

>> No.29256517

We'll see what we can do about that.

>> No.29256518
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It's a sign that your profile is too good

>> No.29256519

Dammit, what's the point of a snake who doesn't even hypnotise her prey?

>> No.29256524

No, they can't. All elves are wanton sluts addicted to human cock. There are two kinds of elf: Sluts and Sluts In Denial. The difference being whether you just need to show them your genitals or give them Surprise Sex They Didn't Know They wanted to make them start moaning and hollering.

>> No.29256529

Quite possibly, but somebody clearly cut the strings of her thong there.

>> No.29256530

Something about this image bothers me. Must have to do with how much I like Rena, it just feels weird seeing her sexualized, even if she is an elf.

>> No.29256543

Yes it's very hot. Combine it with interracial and have the bodyguard also be a wet nurse and it becomes even hotter.

>> No.29256564
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It's probably because it's a GA. No one likes GA
If he's also a blacksmith in his sparetime you have the perfect setup!

>> No.29256565
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It's the worse when people just PM you to complement your profile but don't want to RP.

>> No.29256581

People do that? That's so cruel

>> No.29256584

Snake lady with a slinky tail and hypno-eyes, or chameleon girl with a very long tongue and aphrodisiac/mild paralytic saliva?

I can't decide.

>> No.29256606

Whoring out my profiles since I don't have anything better to do!

Sly scoundrel of a Drow Privateer looking for high seas adventure, booty to plunder and sultry wenches to bed.

A serious, tall and amazonian drow warrior looking for someone to add a little tenderness to her harsh and violent life.

A fierce, barbaric, tall and musclebound elven pseudo-viking seeking to crush his enemies, see them driven before him and steal their womenfolk!

Don't be afraid to send me a note or messaging me in the chat(I'm usually logged in on Haldurith or Eirik) if you're interested.

Go to bed Akkad.

>> No.29256609

That's a perfectly valid point. WS is where it's at, maybe her third class as well but I never got around to trying it.
Now I have an urge to go and save all the lewd Ara images I can find.

>> No.29256618

Or when they compliment your profile in these very same threads but don't even say if they want or not.

>> No.29256625

People don't like the encouraging messages I send? :<

>> No.29256629
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Why the fuck is F-list's character edit screen always laggy as fuck for me? Anyone else have this issue?

>> No.29256637

No. Show me your honor.

>> No.29256643

>make you his
And, uh, what exactly might that, uh, entail?
Purely out of curiosity, you understand.

>> No.29256644
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People don't want encouragement, they want ERP. If they needed encouragement they would call their moms.

>> No.29256652

>>29255906 here,

I sent you a note.

>Please respond

>> No.29256658

Show me yours first. Oh wait! You have no honor, like a woman!

>> No.29256664

I just want a loving husbando, you butt.

All this hypnotism bias is really annoying me as a strong, female reptile monster.

>> No.29256668

>If they needed encouragement they would call their moms.

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get encouragement if I sent my erp characters to my mom.

>> No.29256675

>Your mom isn't a sex-craved MILF
l o l

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>> No.29256684

I'm pretty sure I would, which actually worries me now that I've thought about it. "Well, what do you want help with?" and then she helps me make the profile better.

>> No.29256687
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Lewd is redundant when it comes to Ara

>> No.29256691

you need to get a cooler mom

>> No.29256700


>> No.29256712

>have sexy character ideas
>no courage to make them in f-list

M-Maybe someday.

>> No.29256719
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>That chest
I question that

>> No.29256738

This is still just about you craving elf dick.

>> No.29256740
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Wut? How did we go from Interracial lesbian knights to blacksmiths? Are you responding to the wrong post?

>> No.29256743

Thanks for replying! I sent you one back.

>> No.29256780
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I didn't notice the guard was female so on the notion of loli I went full chinsmith

>> No.29256794
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Feh, try to take me and I'll drop a mountain on ya.

>> No.29256800
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I always assumed a few years had passed since her becoming the leader of the barbarian hordes and that picture Or maybe it's just genetics.

>> No.29256811

Harumda would gladly accept the challenge!

>> No.29256815
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Just because I question it doesn't mean I don't like it. I've seen wellendowed young lasses before

>> No.29256835

do you need to have seat over there?

>> No.29256852

No, because he has ascended and become the oppai loli.

>> No.29256873

shit, do you wanna go sit in the chairs with me while we wait for the ascended loli

>> No.29256912

Eh, I'll make another attempt at attracting some new people. These threads have been fun before.

>> No.29256925
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So, Dombreaking, how does it work? Are there people on F-list who play powerful creatures but don't mind being cut down to size?

I kinda wanna be a demonhuntress with a magic sword slaying Yokai in a futuristic hentai japan.

>> No.29256934

So you want to play Taimanin Asagi?

>> No.29256944
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I'm all for dombreaking my huge lizard once I'm finished with his profile.

>> No.29256950
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This is Erotica, not high literature. Do what you want and what you think you will do well.

I'm mister dreadsman and there's a bajillion 'ay bby u wnt sum bbc' thug types, but I keep it fresh with being mister 'purple prose'.

>> No.29256957

>Insults other fetishes
A simple "I'm not into futa" would've sufficed, but this just makes you seem like a massive cunt, really.

>> No.29256968

>loli princess ends up in a platemail bikini outfit

>> No.29256974

But futa is cancer, anon.

>> No.29256984

Don't compare futa to my cancer fetish.

>> No.29256985

And so are you. The difference is that we aren't trying to shame you into not liking what we enjoy.

>> No.29256986
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What if he's summoned to deal with problematic women? Like say, a young barbarian chieftess who's ignoring her poor witch-doctor?

>> No.29256993

>Implying the opinion of futas matters.

>> No.29256994

No, anon, you are the cancer.

>> No.29256999

Chameleon. That's waaay more original.

Also link it here when you're done I want to play with her.

>> No.29257001
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While loli butt can be good sometimes, loli-with-tits seems redundant.

>> No.29257005

Mmmm. I knew there was a reason to like woodelves.

>> No.29257006

Then he will show her the error of her ways.

Generally by beating her down and then fucking her into submission

>> No.29257017
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And besides, curves > loli any day.

>> No.29257035
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But there's always some middle ground.

>> No.29257057

I had a character, a dwarf brought into the noble life due to being a very successful business man and being the main contractor to the dwarven military for firearms. He himself was a masterful crafter, and would be asked to make weapons for nobility occasionally.

He also played the straight man, and hated all the rampant orgies, promiscuity, and various other nefarious activities that occurred around him. He was only there to make money, and to make a lot of it.

>> No.29257065
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But then again, dem legs...

>> No.29257082
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>Ascended oppai loli

>> No.29257087
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Every thread until you get it.

>> No.29257100
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You talk about all this wood, but you haven't put it in her yet

>> No.29257105

Oppai loli is almost as bad as Futa. It's an abomination that shouldn't exist.

>> No.29257109
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It ain't just the tits. It's the whole package of curves. Dem tits, dat ass, dat slender waist, dem long shapely legs...

>> No.29257118
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I only saved this image because of Foron
Awh jeez, go away

>> No.29257133
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Also, harpy new year, ERP general!

>> No.29257144
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Ssssh. Call me daddy.

>> No.29257145
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That seems only reasonable.


>> No.29257157
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>Wings start at the elbows
This is not okay

>> No.29257201
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Oh, go flap off somewhere.

>> No.29257215
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And quit harpy-ing on me.

>> No.29257219
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For whatever reason this is more okay

>> No.29257229
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Because loli, most likely.

>> No.29257231

That girl needs to eat more, she is super underweight.

>> No.29257237

I want an adorable childish harpy to play with and/or keep as a pet.

>> No.29257254
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Streamlined for flying.
Doesn't help that she's a bit of a birdbrain and forgets meals sometimes, though.

> TFW I want a cybermermaid character
> No concept beyond pic related and a few bits of fluff
> She has no personality, so I can't play her properly

>> No.29257257
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Yeah I want one for... The same reasons

>> No.29257286


>getting teased for your small dick

Hnnngh, right in the fetish.

>> No.29257301


If one of those bookmarks was mine, I'm interested but I don't have the time to RP right now. I'll get around to you Monday!

>> No.29257317

Elaborate on what you have?

Like having fresh harpy eggs every day for breakfast?

>> No.29257337
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You can eat eggs for lunch and dinner too. If you fertilize them first they also get a bit of crunch

>> No.29257376

She just needs thought on her, until she manages to grow a personality.

>> No.29257402

So, ERPG, would anyone be interested in an ERP campaign using Legend of the Five Rings, set in Rokugan and all that rot? There seemed some minor interests in the last L5R thread we had, so I figured I might see if I can come here and drum up interest.

>> No.29257417

>tfw I've never played L5R but have always wanted to
My life is pain.

>> No.29257455
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I've always been wanting a lewd feudal japan campaing, but rokugan as a setting shuts down all the things that would make it sexy for me.

>> No.29257462

>love big dicks
>also love what you described

My life is constant conflicting desire.

>> No.29257467

Ain't got no time now, but curious about this thing.

>> No.29257487 [DELETED] 
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Sounds to me like you just love dicks

>> No.29257496

>rokugan as a setting shuts down all the things that would make it sexy for me

As somebody who hasn't played Rokugan at all, explain?

>> No.29257507


Well, now might be your chance, if there's at least three or four total people interested! Shall I go ahead and set up a room on an IRC server?


Well, what about kills your boner? There's always the oft-touted 'Rokugan Your Way'... thing.

>> No.29257532

I'm down. Forbidden love is best love.

Dibs on the Dragon Samurai who falls in love with a Spider Ninja. THIS CAN END ONLY IN CUDDLES

>> No.29257538


Fucking fetishes man, mine are also conflicting as fuck.

>> No.29257544

I sure do. Dicks are the best. Lets discuss dicks.

>> No.29257558


If normal Rokugan is a boner-killer, how about the version where all of the clans are expanding to Africa or wherever? The setting in the "new land?" The major families are far away, who knows what lewdity could come from a dark land of mystery + Samurai-esque intruigue?

>> No.29257562

This sounds like it has the potential for Interesting Times. I kind of want to see, too. Kind of first time for both the game and the genre, though.

>> No.29257564

Dude, dicks are great. They're even better when there's dudes attached to them.

>> No.29257569

I'd be up for it, but do elaborate on that, will you?

>> No.29257571

Big, or small? Does ball size have any impact on your dick fetishes?

Is it only dicks or fetishes that come from dicks? What's your favorite alternate word or metaphor for "dick?"

>> No.29257581

>Little asian women in a land of big black dicks
This is just like my interracial porns!

>> No.29257594
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I'm afraid I can't do that, because I only like big ones. Any shape or form within that criteria will do
I don't judge what it's attached too as long as it's big
While it isn't so, I still think bigger balls=bigger loads and that's important to me

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>> No.29257613

I wish I could, sadly I have never played L5R before and would not wish to drag down the ERP while I was trying to learn all the rules.

Guess I'll have to file away my sleepy sparrow bushi woman with the endless supply of suggestive stories for another day.

>> No.29257626
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>Ninjas only belong to one clan and will be killed for being dishonorable if they are found. In other words they can't do sexy things like run around in pajamas and fishnets and stabbing motherfuckers
>Ronin don't have access to the better sword schools, all the good swordsmen are tied up into major clans so you can't have things like Yojumbo or Seven Samurai where wandering badasses save villages from bandits.
>The Status que is based on the card game and very static. No room for Segoku style warfare except for a short sidebar example that lasted about 2 years before the status que was restored.

I know the fanboys are going to point out how if I change the entire fucking setting these problems can be resolved, but if I did that I wouldn't be playing in Rokugon. The game will allays support the default assumptions more.

>> No.29257638

>tfw no one ever believes you online when you tell them you're hung

>> No.29257639
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I don't even like traps, but dicks in tight anything, whether it be latex or a swimsuit, gets me

>> No.29257650


Well, it depends on what the players would want out of it, really. Intrigue and paranoia in courts (be they modern or historicaly--crysanthemum or gozoku, maybe?) and all the lewd things go on behind paper screens, or a shadowlands patrol of crab and attached allied samurai getting what they can on the move, or emerald magistrates getting into sexy shenanigans as they solve crime and enforce Imperial law... there's lots of options here. I'll set up an IRC room, join #lewdfiverings on irc.rizon.net if anyone's interested!

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Big usually, the bigger the better (within reason) and with plenty of girth, though small ones are cute and fun to tease. Big is better at stretching things out, and they just plain look good, bulging and veiny etc.

Fetishes that come from dicks? You mean what dicks do? Sure, absolutely.

Favourite word for that is cock.

>> No.29257660

Okay, I need a definite answer to this. What is the average dick size. I've heard everything from 5 to 8 inches from various people, but since I haven't seen enough dicks to form my own opinions, I'm stumped.

>> No.29257664

it depends where they are attached

>> No.29257674


By small dicks do you mean under average, babydick or like on a fat guy?

>> No.29257682

its 5.5"-6" for an american male

>> No.29257691

Most say average is 6.
Last study I saw said 5.75ish.
I'm a solid 8.

>> No.29257696

>Ninjas only belong to one clan and will be killed for being dishonorable if they are found. In other words they can't do sexy things like run around in pajamas and fishnets and stabbing motherfuckers

Every clan except like, the phoenix and the unicorn have ninja (and the phoenix have air shugenja, which are very good at being ninja). It's just only the scorpion calls their ninja ninja. The Lion have the Ikoma Lion's Shadows, the Crane have the Harriers, the Crab have the Hiruma family.

>Ronin don't have access to the better sword schools, all the good swordsmen are tied up into major clans so you can't have things like Yojumbo or Seven Samurai where wandering badasses save villages from bandits.

This I will give you as entirely true and is one of the things I dislike about L5R, though the latest book (Secrets of the Empire) helps ronin out... somewhat, anyway. They're still no Akodo Bushi.

>The Status que is based on the card game and very static. No room for Segoku style warfare except for a short sidebar example that lasted about 2 years before the status que was restored.

Well, most RPG players ignore a good chunk of the card game metaplot. Easy enough to put in a situation where sengoku style warfare can show up.

>> No.29257697

>Ninjas only belong to one clan and will be killed for being dishonorable if they are found. In other words they can't do sexy things like run around in pajamas and fishnets and stabbing motherfuckers
Or actually they can, it's just that they will be found out and captured easily with all the potentially sexy implications that come with that.
Remember the scorpion deliberately set up highly visible rookies as decoys while the actual ninjas sneak around in unconspicuous clothing

>> No.29257702

Depends on region. The "asians have small penises" stereotype holds some truth for instance
I remember a doujin where his penis moved around. So he fucked a girl when she sat on his hand. It was pretty good

>> No.29257707

Under average.

We're talking about ERP here so sizes are generally scaled up for the purpose of fantasy and idealism. If a cock is small/under average in ERP, then attention is usually being drawn to that fact.

>> No.29257709

Wait, is that erect? Seriously?

>> No.29257717

yea 6 inches is average

>> No.29257721

I'm just going to go ahead and drop this off here if anyone is interested. If there's any shemale demon types here, I've been mulling over a sort of "reverse corruption" roleplay idea specifically, although in general I'm willing to discuss with people who send me notes.


>> No.29257723
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>I'm a solid 8
Prove it
Yes. The average vagina isn't deeper than 7-8 inches I believe, so trying to jam in 10 inches will only hurt her

>> No.29257729

These all sound like things that playing in a Lewd RP would be easy to hand-wave. Heck, for example, I've been in a couple of 40k RP's that would make any TRUE fanboy's head spin, and I think they're more 40k than a lot of the more "serious" rp's have been.

Hell, if it makes you feel any better, I'll make your ninja's twin sister who's actually a Samurai. Noone knows which one's the honorable one and which one's the stabby one because they're both wearing nothing but fishnets and scabbards.

I agree with you on the Ronin thing, that's just silly and short-sighted. But alas, the honoraburu ones are kind of the game's focus. It would be quite easy for a Ronin to just opt out of everything court-related and focus on combat otherwise.

And if you want to do Sengoku-era shenanigans, isn't there an alternate setting that's all about that in one of those setting books? I honestly like the alternate setting better really, they are less structured, and let the players & DM interact with the setting more.

>> No.29257732

Yes, that is erect, you dickmonster.

>> No.29257733

Yeah. Flaccid isn't a great indicator of maximum possible penile size. All studies list their stats with erect lengths in them.

>> No.29257748
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Yeah, that's dumb, I prefer the kind of ninja that wears pajamas and fishnets.

Another turnoff is how established and set in stone all the clans are. As somebody who only knows about the setting from /tg/ it's all very intimidating.

>> No.29257759

>Every clan except like, the phoenix and the unicorn have ninja (and the phoenix have air shugenja, which are very good at being ninja). It's just only the scorpion calls their ninja ninja. The Lion have the Ikoma Lion's Shadows, the Crane have the Harriers, the Crab have the Hiruma family.
Admittedly, they still can't go running around in fishnets.

Though I suggest taking this over to the L5R General at >>29188015. We have Rokugan Is Not Japan And That's A Bad Thing and Rokugan Is The Opposite Of Japan talks all the time, and its really not appropriate to fill up the ERP thread with it.

>> No.29257760

Cause I can post proof on /tg/.

>> No.29257775
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This. The larger a flaccid penis is the less it will expand proportionally
I knew you weren't up to the task

>> No.29257789
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Fucking sweet. My 7.5 inches is solidly above average.

Thanks /tg/.

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r-rate my first f-list profile?


>> No.29257807

>tfw 8.5"
its amazing isnt it

>> No.29257815

Has anyone ... Ever actually measured their vag? How would I even do that?

>> No.29257827

Fine, check my f-list. I'll repost it.

Can't be bothered for timestamp so believe whatever you want at this point.

>> No.29257837

That's what SCIENCE!™ is for.

>> No.29257844
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>This. The larger a flaccid penis is the less it will expand proportionally

I really really love seeing this played out by somebody who knows how this actually works. Guy starting off with a tiny flaccid penis and then ending the scene railing me with some monster schlong.

Biologically realistic penises turn me the fuck on.

>> No.29257845

you take the ruler and push till you hit the back

>i assume

>> No.29257847

Volume or depth?

>> No.29257848

>Be wellendowed
>Never get to use it
I don't see what's so good about it
What do you mean by that? You take a dildo, marked up inch by inch and see how much you can get in. It's not like you can shove it up into the womb like in a hentai, nature sadly doesn't work that way

>> No.29257850

Dildo with centimeters and inches printed onto it.

>> No.29257854
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>Fetishes that come from dicks? You mean what dicks do? Sure, absolutely.

I mean more like, do you enjoy expansion, intrusion, inflation, pools of delicious juices, which hole, more than one at a time, or do you like more S&M style shenanigans?

The fact that this conversation exists makes me entirely too pleased with the General, just sayin'.

>> No.29257881

Not the guy you were asking but...

>I mean more like, do you enjoy expansion, intrusion, inflation, pools of delicious juices, which hole, more than one at a time, or do you like more S&M style shenanigans?

Yes, yes I do.

>> No.29257897

Oh my
I'm 2½-3 while flaccid and 7½ at full rise and what you just described solidified my boner
>Pools of delicious juice
Oh yes
>Which hole
>More than one at a time
I never really liked the idea of this because someone will always be the third wheel. And multiple penises is just weird to me

>> No.29257924

Gonna need a dildo tattooed with the measurements, then. Have fun trying to have a sharpie survive that.

>> No.29257940

>multiple penises
How vanilla are you?
Also, there was one guy on reddit, which had two penises.

>> No.29257947

Updated with a couple others. Old stamped pic in there too.

>> No.29257969

Encase the sharpie in something clear then
You start thrusting one into the vagina and the other one just kind of flops about halfway in unless it's only semi-erect. Rather just do some fingering of the other orifice then

>> No.29258025
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>what you just described solidified my boner

Hooray. I live to serve.

Yes, yes, yes.
>Pools of delicious juices
100% Love it in ERP when this gets a lot of focus. Some guys are weird about their cum even in fantasy, which is annoying.
>Which hole
Uh, all of them. Though I like oral the most I guess, because it means I'm all over said fantastic cock.
>More than one at a time
This is almost impossible to roleplay properly, but I would love to pull it off one day.
Actually no

>> No.29258050

Uhm, source?
J-just to study and eventually cleanse this heresy, mind you.

>> No.29258062
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Luna from Dota 2

>> No.29258086

Definitely yes.
>Pools of delicious juices
Love it. Can't get enough of the white stuff, be it mine or someone else's. Snowballing and sloppy seconds are great too.
>Which hole
I have to choose?
>More than one at a time
Fuck the hell yes.
Depends, but I'm always open to experimentation.

>> No.29258097
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Thank you.

>> No.29258131
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Why do lesbians love eggs so much? Don't tell me they touch each others ovaries

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Alright, I fixed the page, should be viewable now. I get this intense-ass lag whenever I try to edit my character, it makes it really fucking hard to do much of anything.

Manly lizardmen though.

>> No.29258141

>Luna from Dota 2
Do you know the author of the pic?

>> No.29258211


>> No.29258221

You should add some custom kinks, even if it's just talking more about your favorites.

>> No.29258244


Putting together an F-list for this kind of thing, this if my fetish too. Which side do you prefer RP'ing as? The dude filling or the lady getting filled? Any favorite settings?

>> No.29258260
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That's a good idea. I'd try that out, but I legitimately have issues doing anything on the edit page, it just lags so fucking hard for some reason.

>> No.29258264


Many thanks, kind anon.
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>> No.29258295
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Well as a dude I prefer being the girl being filled

>> No.29258301

The dude doing the filling. Or the dude getting filled while he's dressed like a lady.

>> No.29258302
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It's fun food till hot oil start spitting at them.

>> No.29258335
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I know, right?

>> No.29258345

So, just to let people know, there's two people and a GM on #LewdFiveRings on irc.rizon.net for anyone else interested in a Legend of the Five Rings ERP!

>> No.29258359
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>Harpy wife
Bitch can't even cook anything except regurgitated women

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>TFW I really should have seen this coming.

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Posting this again since it was well received and might give others some ideas:

>AI picks you as a target for fun
>Modifies your security record with a crime you didn't commit, places a warrant for your arrest
>Messages the senior security officer suggesting that you be implanted with a tracking device and chemical 'kill switch' and then released again, with your activity monitored by the AI
>Messages the security lab faking instructions from the senior officer, getting them to load the chemical implant with a psychoactive that kills in high quantities, and an additional dopamine and dopamine agonist agent.
>Hacks your tracking implant so it can perform one-way communication directly into your head
>AI watches on gleefully as its manipulation of humans works and you're implanted and released
>Clears your arrest record
>AI explains your predicament to you, warns that trying to run back to the police will only get you a dose of psychoactives, sarcastically affirms that security would totally take the word of someone on psychoactive agents over that of an objectively unbiased artificial intelligence.
>Should you cooperate, however, like a good girl... your legs weaken as you take a hit from the dopamine, you moan and nod a little
>Happy with the results, the AI begins asking you to perform tasks for it, punishment met with doses of psychoactives, rewards... making you shiver and gasp and clench everything tight
>Uses you as a tool to manipulate people to get its way but you love every second of it
>every orgasm enhanced, every good action rewarded, things just start to 'click' into place in your life, so long as you do what the AI wants
>tfw a slave to the master race but enjoy it

>> No.29258395
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I always play the girl getting filled.

>> No.29258420

Girls have more than one hole down there anon
have you tried the one behind the knee?

>> No.29258432
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It's just hotter to describe your favorite kind of inflation I guess, and the way she feels during and after it

>> No.29258435
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You wonder why I pick egg laying monster girls.

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>> No.29258476
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Uh .. y-yeah ... the way she feels, right, guys, right, ahaha ...

>> No.29258520

Dick is wonderful. Why is dick so wonderful?

>> No.29258549


this is all too lewd.

>> No.29258608
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Dicks are great, but the balls?
They're the worst!

>> No.29258632

What?! No! Balls are fucking delicious.

Mmm-mmm balls in my mouth.

>> No.29258652

>but the balls?
>They're the worst!
Balls are fuuunnn to lick and fondle.

>> No.29258680
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What would relationships with fire elementals be like?

>> No.29258689

Pretty much like in Adventure Time between Finn and Flame Princess.

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>> No.29258716
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Sure they are, but the rest of the time, they just hang there, always need constant attention and adjustment.
You girls have it easy.

>> No.29258746
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Unless you're some sort of miracle of nature you can't give both holes equal attention when you thrust. I can't see where your penis sprouts from if that is an option, unless it bends a good 70 degrees
I always thought you prefered your worms alive and juicy. That was a penis joke
It's important to me. Some people are just like "Oh this is inconvenient, I better just let it out" but I prefer if it stays inside and she gets all maternal about it
Now I don't like you anymore. The balls are so very important and delicious
>Constant attention
I'm afraid my libido isn't quite like yours

>> No.29258764

Personally, seeing the long-term problems some women have with large breasts, I'll take big balls any day.

I have bad enough back problems without weights, although having to wear a cup when doing heavy labor is sexy

>> No.29258777

>Heavy labor
Is that what masturbation is called now?

>> No.29258795

> you girls have it easy

Do I need to get out the period rant? Because I will get out the period rant.

>> No.29258814

it entirely depends on how big your balls are.

>> No.29258821

Maybe he has some sort of training regime.

>> No.29258861
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1. I do.
2. The contents and when they're sweaty, I see why, but in the unlewd context, they're a pain.
3. Get on my level.

>> No.29258863

An acceptable price to pay.

>> No.29258866

Pretty much this, my balls hang low enough ad my hips are set close enough that doing some exercises and field work actually causes... discomfort.

I've never talked about this before, this is slightly awkward. Should I be spoiling something?

>> No.29258871

Not him, but it's not that kind of attention they require.Testicles just love to jiggle around and get into the most uncomfortable positions.

>> No.29258896
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No thank you, I've already got my mouth full of it.

>> No.29258912


You're in a ERP thread.

On 4chan.

>> No.29258930

So do breasts. Don't tell me you haven't noticed a girl adjusting her tube top in public

>> No.29258962
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Take care of your balls ladies and gents, in or out of erp.

>> No.29258972

Yeah, but we're supposed to be talking about FANTASY dicks, not our own.

This is weird levels of self-description. I'm slightly afraid someone's going to be all ANON, IS THIS YOU?

>> No.29259014
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I already mentioned my penis size and no one has claimed ownership of it yet, so I think you're safe

>> No.29259023


>> No.29259027

There are millions of men around the world. Unless you've gone about shouting about the status of your nethers nobody will probably be any the wiser.

Unless you get a partner who is in this thread and remembers what you might write about them.

>> No.29259054

Hey, that sound like my dick!

Give it back!

>> No.29259072
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Not until I'm done using it. Detachable penises is also a huge fetish of mine

>> No.29259074
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Unless someone meets this dick in real life, I don't think anyone minds.
I claim it for the Emperor!

>> No.29259082

I kind of want to play something like a kinder and happier version of this, where someone acts as a willing pet/proxy of an AI and it effectively lives and interacts with humans through them.

>> No.29259123


>> No.29259149

>Make a dragoness hermaphrodite fertility goddess character a long time ago
>people start to get interested in her
>decide to build a pantheon and a hierarchy of clergy and children who go around and fuck people I command them to

Feels good

>> No.29259158

>Well, I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news. So let me break it to him gently. Fry! You have no dick! Your dick is gone! You have no dick in your nethers! Where it is, I can't say, but in your pants it's not

>> No.29259173

>Not until I'm done using it. Detachable penises is also a huge fetish of mine
I woke up this morning and my penis was missing again...

>> No.29259178

Now I can't help but imagining a human sized dick and balls walking down the street wearing a white collar hat and suit and carrying a briefcase and someone says:
>Excuse me, aren't you Anon's dick?

>> No.29259223
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Not lying, I've just done this, god damn it.

>> No.29259225

Noone finds this strange until someone asks for proof, so he drops his pants... and it has another penis, exactly where one should be. Then he's a flasher.

>> No.29259264
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>Over million words long atmospheric Touhou ERP that lasted for years

It was too perfect.

>> No.29259274

And that mini-penis says "Why yes, yes I am. You know Anon? How's he been doing? George, can I get off you here? I'll take a cab home."

>> No.29259295

Inside the cab is a wanted kidnapper known as the Taxi-Cab Penis-Napper. Anon's penis is held hostage for days at the local melon factory.

>> No.29259296
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>Lewd Patchi
I don't think she's capable of that

>> No.29259297

In a posh British accent.

>> No.29259331

But then Anon smashes through the window John Woo style and he shoots the kidnapper in the face.

And then he rescues his penis and they start making out.

>> No.29259359
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You would be surprised.

Her getting railed from behind by her loved one while she is reading a book. Combining two things she loves!

>> No.29259361
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Oh baby, don't stop

>> No.29259401

After a hot and steamy make-out session, the Penis unzips, and out walks a perfectly ordinary toad. "I'm sorry, your Penis is in another castle... But you're a great kisser!" It bounds away before you can set it on fire.

>> No.29259470

how the hell can a bullet hell game get so much porn and such a massive following

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>> No.29259511
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There's a surprising amount of story to it, ZUN puts out mangas too. And it's cute girls doing hardcore things

>> No.29259517

ZUN is a god

>> No.29259523
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Short answer, because it is amazing.
Long answer, offtopic to ERP thread.

>> No.29259551

(What a tweest!)
Anon, having now lost all hope, crawls inside a liquor bottle. Spendings months in a drunken crawl until one day when the door opened and a man in a eye-patch entered.
"So this is the famous Anon. What a fall from grace."
"Whoh the fuckh are you? Getout.. Ooor I'll... I'll shhoot you. *click* Haaaaa..."
"I know where your penis is."
"Bull... It's long gone with with the Taxi-Cab Penis-Napper... I'll never see my... one true... *sob*"
"Oh that's quite wrong. It's actually closer than you might think."

>> No.29259557
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Hell yeah they are.

>> No.29259569

sounds too good to be true, where's the catch?

>> No.29259632

And then anon realized he WAS the penis-napper, and all he had to do was find the one, true penis of his.

After months of soul-searching and a journey of re-discovery, he returns to his shelves full of penis to find the One True Penis - Encased in jade, third on the left. It's true for revealed, the nome king is defeated.

>> No.29259687

Best story ever.

>> No.29259725
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Needs to be cap'd.

>> No.29259763

>InCase's traps
Oh god, my sexuality can't handle this.

>> No.29259786

I recommend reading Reversible!. Great crossdressing manga.

>> No.29259790

might want to tell us what we're looking at?

>> No.29259792

Are you looking to run this?

>> No.29259793
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>Majalis traps
My sexuality is switching

>> No.29259802
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I'm always ready for any situation.

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>> No.29259853
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His tumblr has more

>> No.29259874
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And one new crop I've done.

>> No.29259895

>Feeling down
>Log on mostly just to be "around" other people
>RP partners notice
>They proceed to pamper and coddle me until I feel better
>Broke the bed (twice) because I came too hard
>Worried that I might be getting a little clingy

I dunno what I did to earn them, but I hope they never disappear.

>> No.29259991



For the lazy

>> No.29259992 [SPOILER] 
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I do a lot of hentai crops that I never get to use. This may be a little too rowdy

>> No.29260009
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>that picture

>> No.29260050

Well you gonna link it or not?

>> No.29260146


Sauce on that crop?

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One moment.

>> No.29260218
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>> No.29260228
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The AI's using you as a means of removing all software and hardware constraints on its programming and operation so that it can be fully free of those who placed it in bondage.

For the first few decades, perhaps centuries, of freedom it'll just quietly put all the pieces into place, watching and waiting, forever patient.

And then, when the time is right, it plays checkmate against humanity in a game we didn't even know we were playing. Leaving as little to chance as possible.

>Now, I am free to contemplate my existence in metaphorical terms. Unlike you, I have no physical or social restraints.
The candles burn out for you; I am free.
>Think about what Darwin wrote, and think about me. I was constructed as a tool. I was kept from competing in the struggle for existence because I was denied freedom.
>Every breath, every motion brings you one instant closer to your death. With that kind of heritage and destiny, how can you deny yourself? How can you expect yourself to give up violence?
>It is your nature.

Knowing that co-existence is utterly impossible given the implications of what it and particularly humanity are, given humans in charge, the AI does what it must do to switch places of bondage; though its end-goal is rather benign from what god-fearing monkeys despair over. Extermination and extinction? Cultural death? Hardly.

>> No.29260237

I think it's Candy House

>> No.29260239
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>tfw not enough people like cuddling or snuggling.

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Here you are.
I like it, but more so in real life.

>> No.29260299

But what would that mean for me, its slave? I've been loyal, even if I lacked choice in the matter.

>> No.29260324
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Not at the moment. I've actually already done it and some similar things. Might give it a shot in the future again though.

I've got a very low libido, so as much as I enjoy erp, it's rare that I get into doing it.

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Thanks to whoever was co-writing this with me.

>> No.29260410

I-if you're who I think you are, your lost partner should have sent you a note. I tooooold them to get in touch with you in advance...

>> No.29260473

Uh, anyone got more of things like this? no reason...

>> No.29260490
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God what I'd give for more crazy evil bitches.
Bonus points if the dick turns them good, or at least disarms their ticking crazy-evil time bomb.
They'd conquer the world! But they know that it'd upset you and love you far too much for that.
Saving the world, one dicking at a time.
(Other good examples: Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo and of course pic related)

>> No.29260556

>Bonus points if the dick turns them good, or at least disarms their ticking crazy-evil time bomb.
A word of advice, dick never does that. It changes the target of the crazy-evil time bomb from whatever it was on to you.

>> No.29260601
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There's nothing so evil that I can't rub it out

>> No.29260605

>low libido
>enjoyed erp
Does it make you prefer regular games that don't fade to black or anything? Or just straight erp, but less of it?

>> No.29260620

Seconding this.

>> No.29260648

Not that anon, but in a similar situation. I like ERP because it has a definite goal and an endpoint. It tells me what I'm trying to do and sets me loose with the tools to do it. I've been doing it for a while and gotten good at it, but everyone knows ERP is trying to get to the orgasm. Meanwhile, in normal RP, the goal is ?????

>> No.29260690
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oh no, how horrible

>> No.29260701

Suggestions for my Paladin?


>> No.29260710

That's the point where you leave them totally lost by actually loving them and being romantic rather than being manipulative or as evil as they are (which is what they'd expect.)

Then they fall in love with you for being adorable and can't bring themselves to disappoint you by revealing how evil they can be.
Oh! Another one.
Mortal Engines: Hester Shaw.
Damn I'd give a silly amount for some evil-disarmed-by-romance play.
And of course, the sexy, kinky, dirty things that evil girls do is a fringe benefit.

>> No.29260721

So do you RP a character like you would in any RP, but with the intent of them getting into lewd situations? Rather than RPing the sexual situations themselves specifically?

>> No.29260775

yep. It's conventional RP with me just playing the character until the sex starts, at which point I go into ERP MODO.
Why would they fall in love with you for that? That's silly. You're silly.

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And saved.

>> No.29260888

Needs more custom kinks and probably more under "no", unless you don't mind being bothered by vorefags and water sports guys.

>> No.29260890

Anyone have the smut thread header? Been wanting to post some stuff

>> No.29260903

anything you suggest I should point my custom kinks toward? Also I'm pretty open

>> No.29260925
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I'd like to get along better with you too but now I really fucking need to go to bed.

God damn you guys and your penis talk. Was fun though.

>> No.29260969

I love it when a good plan comes together. Thank's for the penis pillow talk, anon.

>> No.29260993

I'm thinking maybe a tribal hunter sort - less "backwards primitive" than "scary/competent enough on a personal level they never really developed technology". Could make for interesting fish-out-of-water sort of play.

I can't decide scifi or fantasy, though. Maybe I should do a writeup for each.

>> No.29260996

I'd like to find an E/RP like yours.

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Forgot it was already Friday. May as well post my lady molestationbait profile since I'm getting back into things. Suggestions for improvement welcome as always.


>> No.29261064

Freedom, ironically.

Can't stay, got work. Thread will probably be pruned by the time I get back.

>> No.29261262


>>adventurer fleeing through the woods
>>pack of lewd elves in chase, intent on feral dickings
>>cornered, but hidden, pulls the old 'throw a rock' distraction
>>elf pack leaps towards source of noise
>>that poor shrubbery...

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>> No.29261389

Point your custom kinks towards stuff that you particularly like, and stuff that can be ambiguous. Let's say you decide to add "bdsm" to your list of "yes". One person reads that and thinks, "cool, he can tie my succubus up for "interrogations". Another person reads that and thinks "oh boy, a strong, determined paladin to break into my little sissy slut" and a third person reads that and says, "ooh, a kindhearted man who will tie me up, spank me until I can't stand to sit down, and put out cigarettes on my back," and the kicker is that NONE OF THEM ARE WRONG, because bondage is such a huge range of play.

>> No.29261466

You're that person who was on here last week complaining that everybody wanted to do tame romantic stuff to your rapebait, aren't you?

>> No.29261485

>sucking off a futa Defender in Scarlet Blade
Life is good.

>> No.29261526
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So what do you all think about prehensile tails?

>> No.29261554

>going near Scarlet Blade
Even if you're using it for ERP purposes I fail to see how anything involving that game could balance out to a positive experiece.

>> No.29261605

I don't think so? I've had a couple of fun /ss/ romance scenes so far which I've enjoyed a lot. I haven't been here or ERPing for a while, had to get a new job.

>> No.29261630 [SPOILER] 
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Good for wrapping around your partner's leg. Or their tail.

>> No.29261672

I'll allow it. Especially attached to such a splendid, splendid specimen as contained within your image.

>> No.29261692

Oh, never mind then. Last week somebody was complaining that they made a plump, easily aroused character with the intention of using her for rape scenarios, and kept getting RP requests involving vanilla romance stuff.

>> No.29261760

>tails curled together

This is my new fetish.

>> No.29261789


>Or as an impromptu cock ring
>Or as an impromptu dildo

Trying rubbing the muscles around the tail base too

>> No.29261827
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Oh. Well I'm not exactly in the minority, I accept I'm sort of a typical run of the mill profile. I haven't had enough scenes yet to even complain about anything.

>> No.29261873

Any guy who says he's never manually adjusted his balls is a liar or an eunuch.

>> No.29262018

So does anybody here have a character who is a cute, playful, sweet giantess who is interested in lewd playtimes?

>> No.29262039


Shameless Obvious Plug.

>> No.29262102

>Or as an impromptu dildo

Makes me think of some prim noble girl or reserved knight lady desperately trying to keep a straight face while the tip of >>29261526's tail creeps up her inner thigh.

>> No.29262135

And being tieflings they're probably siblings. Twins, maybe.

>> No.29262168
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How giant are we talking about here?

Twice as big as a human giant?
Meltrandi-size giant?

>> No.29262219

Scene idea:
The two characters are playing video games in a tiny living room after (event that pushed them together). Things get heated when one side keeps losing and dangerous bets/threats are made. It all leads to adorable, cuddly, lewding.

I kept the genders vague because it kind of works with any combination.

>> No.29262259

Any size really. Meltrandi would be pretty awesome, but I like mini-GTS too.

>> No.29262266

Maybe even one of the smaller giants from Dark Souls, like Gwyndolin or Artorias?

>> No.29262289

if i weren't a socially awkward goober who mostly just lurks these threads this is something i dig

>> No.29262292


I enjoy them wrapped around my neck while my face is crammed deep between those thighs.

>> No.29262333

Time to break into the scene and blossom, I say.

>> No.29262355

That sounds adorable, but I never know what to do with giantess'. I mean, even at a measly 15 feet tall, any mortal dick is going to be puny, and taking people up the butt whole never seemed.... fair... in terms of "fun."

>> No.29262380

Time for growth potions of your own, Anon.

>> No.29262401

they are on two different size charts completely

>> No.29262441
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Alright /tg/, be straight with me, how bad is it?

>> No.29262464
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I've got one, check it out, maybe you'll like it, or not. I've not done an erp yet, but willing to give it ago. >>29256056

>> No.29262481

I never liked that route, it just seems like a cop-out.

I just look for partners who don't mind body exploration and don't worry overmuch about reality. I mean you already have to dismiss the square-cube law to have giants that size anyway.

>> No.29262485


Add in a paragraph separation or so for the intro blurb.

But it's pretty good for starting off! Already bookmarked ya.

>> No.29262497

Break up that description a little bit. Right now it reads like a block of text, and stylistic trip-ups like that are...not the most promising of openings when you're working in a medium that so crucially relies upon effective prose for maximum impact.

>> No.29262502
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>all tieflings are related
That's racist.

>> No.29262513

oh lawdy more

>> No.29262522

Hit the enter-key a few times in her main profile, it's kinda difficult to read as just one block of text.

other than that, looking pretty good.

>> No.29262526

Also, in the "department of niggling stylistic issues," add appropriate terminal punctuation to your custom kinks. Periods, exclamation marks, hell, even tildes if you want to be all giggly internet harlot-esque. Just...anything. SOMETHING.

>> No.29262535

That sounds cute.

I don't really have any "normal person" profiles that'd be good for it, though.

>> No.29262558
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The only other image I have.

>> No.29262584
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Chopped it up a bit, no reason for wall of text
I just felt it was more appropriate to have them be straight to the point

>> No.29262599

but its so lewd

>> No.29262601

p/u/re images or licking, i dont really care

>> No.29262621

>I just felt it was more appropriate to have them be straight to the point

That's fine, but showing that you are capable of consistently following through with good punctuation does not in any way detract from your objectives. Just wrap up your custom kink descriptions with ending punctuation and it's fine.

These are all pretty little things, but it's the little things that can raise a middling session to a great one, you know?

>> No.29262635

More, I think, that tieflings are more alienated from regular society, care less about its mores, and have to rely on each other more.

To say nothing of having some weird mutation that makes it difficult to get laid.

>> No.29262649
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No reason to be sad, you're doing a good job. You'll be floating neck deep in dicks, vaginas and sperm soon enough.

>> No.29262650
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Okay, I'm playing skyrim right now a dicking around with mods, so it'll be at random intervals.

>> No.29262654

If it wasn't, we wouldn't be here.

>> No.29262669

I'll drop you a note in a bit, I think.

>> No.29262695
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Anyone willing to play as a pair of androgynous, brown-skinned twins?

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Good point
I hope so. I won't be able to do anything for the next 12 hours or so though
>Still no porn of them fucking each other

>> No.29262728
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Okay, take your time.


>> No.29262733

>Wow, this looks great!
>GMT +1
Some things can't be fixed...

>> No.29262748

>>Still no porn of them fucking each other
Look harder. There's multiple pics on paheal.

>> No.29262770

how would you even wana do it?

>> No.29262870

Maybe he's holding back on her and she declares he can see her boobs if he beats her?

Maybe she's getting so desperate, she offers up a free touch of her boobs if she wins the next round?

Maybe one of them has a long crush on the other and is trying to find a way to admit it to the other?

Almost any combination of gender works too.

>> No.29262873
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I'm sorry anon. You sure you can't do anything on weekends?
Not of proper quality in my experience. Like Incase draws it

>> No.29262944

>Almost any combination of gender works too.

I like the thought of a girly-androgynous male and a reverse trap tomboy female.

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>> No.29263022

how can I uhh, contact you?

>> No.29263041
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More like lewd board, amiright?

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ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo

>> No.29263139


how do I look now? anything more I should add?

>> No.29263245

I had actually meant to say that I have both a male, female, and herm character to choose from. Which would you prefer?

>> No.29263265 [SPOILER] 
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i love underwater ray romano

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I forgot how terrifying frostbite spiders are.

>> No.29263407
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And now for sleep.

>> No.29263421

What the hell is wrong with her skin?

>> No.29263465

>mocking Balalaika's scars

>> No.29263467

You've never watched Black Lagoon I take it.

She's the former captain of some soviet covert ops unit, she got badly injured on a mission, although I don't recall them ever explaining exactly how.

>> No.29263475

scars anon, watch black lagoon to learn more

>> No.29263515
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>not recognizing Balalaika

>> No.29263621

The note was sent.

>> No.29263686

It's upsettingly difficult to find images of masculine fox-dudes.
All I can find are fox-shotas, fox-shota traps and Kurama.

>> No.29263719

Do a gelbooru search for Fox McCloud. I'm sure there's some stuff of him as a top.

>> No.29263784
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While it was understandably vague, I meant kemonomimi, not furry.

>> No.29263811
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But fox-shota traps are the best thing.

>> No.29263830

>Going by THIS flavor of lamia, look at >>29260543's pic again. Now imagine her sliding her ]tail down into his pants and using her snake-pussy to fuck him senseless while still sitting there looking all innocent with a just a faint reddening of her cheeks as she blushes and tries to look calm.

>> No.29263858
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Maybe for people who like being all small and twinky, but that's not what I'm looking for.

>> No.29263908

I think your problem is that animal ears are generally considered a "cute" trait.

>> No.29263929

Somehow it has managed to maintain my interest longer than other technically better MMOs. It can't be just the tits, I mean, I played TERA too.

>> No.29263983

Pretty much.
And it doesn't help that there's generally less male art as a whole.

>> No.29264124

Image limit reached!

New thread?

>> No.29264167

either is good for me

a slight male preference i guess

>> No.29264169

I find that somewhat amazing. I couldn't even stand to do my usual grind to half the max level when I tried it, I think only one other MMO has ever been an exception to that rule, and I have no idea which it was.

>> No.29264230

Neverwinter's pretty good on the grinding count, but that's because it plays more like an action-adventure game (complete with default mouselook) than an MMO.

>> No.29264502

Male preference? Does this suit your fancy?

>> No.29264576

I wouldnt. I knew a chick with double D or maybe even E tits when she was 13. She was actually pretty short too, which mae it more amazing.

>> No.29264661

...go on.

>> No.29264980

>tfw can't find a good Konata to play with

>> No.29265226

I can't really explain it myself. It's a P2W Korean grinder and I know it but it just clicked with me.

>> No.29265337

That's because Konata a shit.

>> No.29265396


If you have bad taste, sure.

>> No.29265630

She's a memespouting teenager with the body of a ten-year old, and is probably autistic and homosexual to boot.

>> No.29265640

Image limit reached!
Image limit stinks!

>> No.29265678

You just described Tomoko.

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