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[ERROR] No.29255309 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Playing custom homwbrew tabletop with bros where we make our own models
>That guy shows up, leather trnechcoat, fedora, white iris contact lenses and so on
>Everyone else has some warmahordes or GW or dnd customised model
>He gets out a terribely painted figure thats a monstrously pregnant angel nun with tentacles coming out from under her robes clealy from her vagina
>says he got it off a link on /tg/
>strokes it like its the fucking one ring the whole game.

Who do i blame for this?

>> No.29255329

>>29255309
Yourself for not purging this disgusting demon from this realm.

>> No.29255332

>>29255309

>He gets out a terribely painted figure thats a monstrously pregnant angel nun with tentacles coming out from under her robes clealy from her vagina
>strokes it like its the fucking one ring the whole game.

Heresy is amongst us.

>> No.29255358

>>29255309
>"monstrously pregnant angel nun with tentacles coming out from under her robes clealy from her vagina"

Mfw i know EXACTLY what you are talking about. At least it wasnt the beast of a thousand teats and its prehensile tentacular semen delivery feelers from the same guy.

>> No.29255386

>>29255358
>>29255309
Wait a second... are these... Reapers miniatures?

>> No.29255390

>>29255358
wat?

>>29255309
How damaged do you have to be to even conceive of acting this way around others? To think that it is a sensible idea?

>> No.29255407

>>29255358
>>29255386
Alright, it's time to show us images of this thing, we know it exists as a manufactured product.

>> No.29255428

>>29255390
>>29255407
>>29255386
Can't remember who makes them but its basically one dude who casts them himself and they are basically hellraiser but less S&M and more /d/
lots of "brood mother" type stuff.

>> No.29255433

>>29255407
What is "Google" and "Kingdom Death"?

>> No.29255434

>>29255407
>>29255386
I thought he was referring to some Kingdom Death thing

>> No.29255442

>>29255407
>>29255390
>>29255386
Kingdom Death right?

>> No.29255465

>>29255442
hhhhhyep

>> No.29255472

>>29255309
This thing? It's from Kingdom Death. Hardly the most fucked up thing from them.

>> No.29255495

Kingdom death is the ultimate "that guy" model selection.

>> No.29255509

>>29255465
Say what you want but give this thing on the right some wings and it will be a pretty cool daemon prince.

>> No.29255511

>>29255495
>Acting like "that guy" isnt the majority here.
Its /tg/ for a reason bro.

>> No.29255520

>>29255511
speak for yourself

>> No.29255527

>>29255472
>dat ovipositor
Not sure if want.

>> No.29255560

>>29255511
>/tg/
>that
>guy

>> No.29255570

>>29255495
depends on what 'that guy' means to you

>> No.29255588

>>29255520
*tips mi sombrero*
mi'laddie

>> No.29255741

>>29255472
>>29255495
Those are cool.

women = magical givers of life,
pregnant women = super magical women.

Just add a metal "gutplate" to protect the precious baby, and you've got a powerful magic-user ready for action.

My fetish might make me be unaverse or ungrossed out by the forbidden realm of magic pregnancy, but in the context of a regular (non-E) RP game I would be quite happy to play this setting, and wouldn't use it to sexually titillate myself in a room full of other people.

On that note, who the fuck can jerk off under a table when there is other people there? Maybe after the game when everyone is gone, but during? When you know it's inappropriate and unwanted?

>> No.29255783

>>29255741
>mfw i bought these just because i have a rapid/demonic pregnancy fetish.

the idea of a demonic babby controlling her body, giving her gross cravings and whispering for her to consume and grow fat as she cries while gorging and watching her body rapidly bloat out is the best.

ill-ill go to /d/ now...

>> No.29255808

>>29255783
Please tell me you write fiction on bbwchan or something.

>> No.29255826

>>29255808
Ok, so what are the odds of three of us in the same place?

>> No.29255831

>>29255783
/tg/ you are a gentlemen both wonderful and strange.

>> No.29255851

>>29255783
>giving her gross cravings
Semen

>> No.29255854

>>29255783
boner what the fuck

>> No.29256187

Well ive got the base for my next custome warmachines model ordered :)

>> No.29256210

>>29255309
Oh hey, Kingdom Death. This guy has good taste.

>> No.29256228

>>29255783
Yes, I know how I got this boner.

>> No.29256263

>>29256228
>dark red hair
>dark lips
>pal skin
>heavy udders
>big hips and fat thighs
>a big round, taut preggo belly
delicious
>tentacle thing
IM OUT

>> No.29256267

I will never feel bad about injecting my fetishes into anything ever again.

>> No.29256285

>>29256263
B-but tentacle things are the best part!

>> No.29256309

>>29256285
>high heels
lol

>> No.29256322

Scares me thatguy might be lurkin

>> No.29256389

>>29256285
you cant fug a girl whos vag is plugged with its girth though

>> No.29256566

>>29255783
Fantastic.

>> No.29256655

>>29256389

But anon.

That is the vag.

>> No.29256708

Is it wrong to find that wet nurse arousing?

>> No.29256769

>>29256309
Best kind of heels.
>>29256389
Sounds like a challenge.

>> No.29257177

h-how much would these cost me?
and does he do bbws?

>> No.29257397

>>29255465
>tits for eyes
now you're just getting ridiculous

>> No.29257506

>>29257397

>Be me
>Be reading thread.
>Be at work
>Decide to Google Kingdom Death
>oh Tiamat why.
>Wild Boss appears
>Fuck.
>Asks what in the name of everything holy am I looking at.
>...
>Warhammer stuff?
>...
>Get more work done before you start doing stuff like that anon
>Sweat of death finishes
>Thanks Tg.

>> No.29257535

>>29257506
>Be me
No, I'm me. You're you.

>> No.29257603

Tg..

Would you happen to know of anything like Kingdom death?

For..research?

>> No.29257703

>>29256267
Oh, you're totally still allowed to feel bad about fetish injection. I'd encourage it, in fact.

But THIS is a special brand of fucked up.
Business as usual, I know.
>orePuble stiffness

>> No.29257710

>>29257535

I'm you too

>> No.29257753

>he promised a "maidens of gluttony" model
>an evil as fuck diablo looking demon with 3 women chained down, dildo in one end, food funnel in the other, each girl less horrified and more aroused/obese than the last.

muh fetish fuel...

>> No.29257852

>>29257710
Who are we?

>> No.29257867

>muh fetish
>tg is /d/-lite
>imagine being the pregnant little girl
>tentacles are best
>vam-pire bay-beh

>HEY IT'S A TOTALLY LEGITIMATE GAME I BOUGHT IT FOR THE COOL MINIS NOT THE TENTACLES AND TITTIES

>> No.29257990

>>29257506
well browsing 4chan while at work was your first of many mistakes

>> No.29257998

>>29257867
To be fair, the fetish stuff is a separate line. Its not actually part of the game, or compatible with it.

Most of the stuff isn't even the same scale. Game is bloody as hell, but not really... fetishy.

>> No.29258039

>>29257852
nobody cared who is was till i put on the mask.

>> No.29258078

>>29258039
Does it make you feel like a big guy?

>> No.29258089

>>29258078

>> No.29258280

>>29255472

Dat's not even a little bit /d/.

Someone just straight up went full /d/ there, and NO ONE should EVER go full /d/.

>> No.29258351

This site kind of scares me, but I'm going to be honest.

This mini looks pretty fucking cool in a horror sort of way and I plan on buying a couple.

>> No.29258363

>>29255783
Dear go it feels like my dick is receding out of do not want.

>> No.29258374

>>29258351
And now I find out they're sold out.

>> No.29258391

>>29258351
>in a horror sort of way
Thats the point. Its a horror game.

>> No.29258413

>>29258391
I'd have enjoyed making a 40k or Fantasy army out of them, too.

>> No.29258468

>>29255527
Son, that's not an ovipositor.

>>29258413
You should check out the models from the Kickstarter. Most of them aren't on the store.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster

>inb4 astroturfing
The KS is closed, you can't market something that isn't available.

>> No.29258494

>>29258468
Interesting.

>> No.29258510

>>29258494
Well, I might have to buy this game just for the minis. Like, half of them are just terrible fetish-fuel, but some of them are excellent looking.

>> No.29258553

>>29255783
This will be for the best.

>> No.29258559

>>29258510
It's borderline criminal that so many of them are limited run or not available to most people. Between the horror there's some wonderful pieces in there.

>> No.29258582

>>29258559
I find it very annoying when sculptors do that, yes. Especially when he's clearly aware he has a market for these guys, because his shit sells out so fast.

>> No.29258695

>>29258582
>>29258559
Only resin stuff is limited number, and thats because... well... resin.

Once they start pumping out game stuff, its will be regular supply.

I'm looking forward to this guy

>> No.29258741

>>29255527
That's not an ovipositor.
The model is a Grand Mother, a woman chosen to bear the children of the gods from her metal womb that prevents the magnificence of such divine beings from incinerating her from the inside out. The prehensile pseudo-penis terminates in a toothed mouth used to castrate men who wander into her path, whose sperm is extracted directly from their testicles to fertilise her eggs and start the process of bringing new gods into the world.

And by gods, I mean horrible rape demons that would make H R Geiger blush.

>> No.29258847

>>29258510
What fetishy stuff is in the game?
The pinups are just models and have nothing to do with the game.

It's apparently part of the modeler's contract, for every x real models he gets to make a pinup. It's his only joy in life, or something.

Have Guts.

>>29258582
The manufacturer he is using for the KS has made extensive renovations and upgrades for this project.
In plastic, at least, it looks like he has a stable source of product.

>> No.29258880

>>29258741
Damn...I wanna try fighting that.

>>29258374
Ah yes, the Butcher. Causing TPKs the moment it was released.

>> No.29258917

Where do you find out about the lore and back ground shit for the creatures in this game?

>> No.29258925

Have Alya.

>>29258695
Is that in plastic?

Every other model astounds me. Didn't he have to nix some hair styles because they were too unsupported?

>> No.29258960

>>29258925
Not yet, but its gotten enough positive feedback that it will almost definitely become an expansion for the game.

>> No.29258996

>>29258917
here you go.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/118387274/Kingdom-Death-Monster-Notes

Collection of what we know about the game and loor.

>> No.29259032

>>29258996
Cheers mate

>> No.29259109

>>29258960
That doesn't look like resin.
The way it hangs looks like plastic.
I hope it transfers well.

>>29258917
Buy the game.
No, really.

He's keeping all the lore under wraps intentionally. Here's what we've pieced together so far:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/118387274/Kingdom-Death-Monster-Notes
And the info on the models in the store.

>> No.29259346

>>29258996
>>29259109
The lore is more or fleshed out right?
I'm liking what i've read so far

>> No.29259371

>>29259346
It sounds like he has got the story done. He just keeps it under wraps, because SPOILERS.

>> No.29259906

>>29255465
why is it that the grossest thing about that to me is that she's tethered to the titty-eyed schlong beast by his veins?

>> No.29259994

>>29259906
I believe that monster-thing is supposed to feed babies, and needs "nutrients" from breast milk.

>> No.29260017

>>29257535
Just remember to believe in the you who believes in yourself and we won't have any trouble, creep.

>> No.29260088

>>29257506
>HURR I DO NO WORK AT WORK IT OKAY THOUGH
You should have been fired on the spot.

>> No.29260176

>>29259109
>reproduction table
Oh god... thats... not actually a thing is it?
Thats disgusting. Why would anyone play this game with people they know? Or... with anyone... or at all.

>> No.29260250

>>29260176
Hey guess what. Its not at all what you think.

In fact, its something that is pretty much a staple of Civ games.

See that face looking thing in the top right?
Yeah. Thats the reproduction table equivalent in Civ V.

Thats all it is.

Its a table you roll on at the start of the Settlement Phase, to determine if your population increases at all, and if so, if any of the new members of the settlement have any special abilities.

Thats it.

Thats the entirety of the 'reproduction' table.

>> No.29260277

>>29260176
Roll to see how many kids get born each year?

This isn't FATAL, the game takes place over several years and is partly a civ management game.

>> No.29260300

>>29260250
'Reproduction Table' is still a terrible name. Something like 'Settlement Growth Table' would be a lot more neutral.

>> No.29260317

>>29260300
i very much agree with you there.

Its an EXTREMELY BADLY named mechanic.

>> No.29260334

I can't wipe what I've seen here from my brain. Help me, /tg/, please help

>> No.29260387

>>29260250
I think you mean top left.

>> No.29260413

>>29260387
Yes I do.

>> No.29260545

Rolled

>>29258351

Now that's a cool concept for a "living suit of evil armor" - not fetishy, fairly practical armor that uses the "hands clutching at the armor-wearer" concept to emphasise its themes.

then there's this shit >>29258741

>> No.29260760

>>29260545
Hint: One of those is actually part of the game, and the other is just a side thing to sell minis to make money.

Can you guess which one is which?

>> No.29261320

>>29260176
Why are you such a prudish little bitch? Why not play the game?

>> No.29261473

>>29261320

>muh mature adult gaming for adults

Come back when you're 13 son.

>>29260760

So you're saying those nsfw images aren't /tg/ related then?

czech m8.

>> No.29261591

>>29261473
Seriously dood?

Anyway.

>> No.29261680

>>29261473
>So you're saying those nsfw images aren't /tg/ related then?
As a matter of fact... yeah.

They really aren't, not on their own at least. If someone wanted to proxy them or something, then sure. Thats /tg/ related.

>> No.29262015

>>29261473
You roll a dice.

Remain a bitch nigga

>> No.29262687

>>29255309

>That Gif.

I've seen a few of these before, did honey child actually say that?

Like, is she actually as poignent and intelligent as these Gifs make her out to be and she's just a victim of televised circumstance and american obesity.. or is she just given "smart things" to say because it's funny?

Because if it's the latter, I don't feel comfortable knowing such a smart little girl is in such a situation where she's being carted around like a count fair hog.

>> No.29262740

>>29262687
That one was not what she said.

But she does say some fairly intelligent stuff from time to time, yeah.

>> No.29266556

>>29255465
That is about the best Daemon Prince of Slaanesh I have ever seen.

>> No.29266597

>>29255560
I haven't been here long but I am quickly realizing /tg/ as a whole is "that guy"

>> No.29270646

>>29261591
This game actual sounds kinda neat.

I saw the kickstarter and skipped it because of tits, but now I'm wishing I hadn't.

Same with relic knights. Solid game that scared me off with tits, but looks pretty damn good after looking into actual mechanics.

>> No.29271607

>>29255309
this gif makes me uncomfortable

>> No.29276078

>>29262687

Dude, Honey Boo was pure unbridled exploitation no matter how you look at it - every fucking angle of it was sad, and one day she's gonna die of an overdose and it's gonna be the fault of the sick fucks who greenlit the show and all the equally sick fucks who didn't avert their eyes at the horror of it.

The true horror in this thread is not the subject of the green text but the subject of the gif - there is the monstrocity of our banal civilisation, rendered mute and helpless by the machinations of the roving zombies of zorporate america in this; Our desolate cyberpunk present.

You will never save that trapped little princess /tg/, and worse still: You won't care that you won't.

>> No.29276135

>>29255358
>At least it wasnt the beast of a thousand teats and its prehensile tentacular semen delivery feelers from the same guy.

>> No.29276156

>>29276078
TL;DR

>> No.29276380

>>29256389

>> No.29276408

>>29257867
Except the preggo angel is not part of the game, it's just older model made by the same company.
It's like saying GW is miniature company focused on 35mm scale just because they made couple Inquisitor models some 15 years ago.

>> No.29276411

>>29266597

Poor newfag, you know nothing.

>> No.29276417

>>29256228
>that face

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