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Ok guys lets talk about Chaos.
There I said it, no need to be embraced, that boner is perfectly natural.

So lets talk about a few things
>Are there any good CSM /tg/ stories books?
>Pic related
>How much personality do the CSM have? I'm sure the Deathwatch guys are actually nice because Nurgle, Emprerors Children are all hot /d/ickgirls because the blessings of Slaanesh, Khorne leads spergs of /v/ levels and 1000 Sons is more or less Leddit
>What benifits do choas undivided get
>Why are Malal worshiper faggots?
>Whats the best legion by crunch

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>Do I get to bang Cultist Chan at least once
I'm fairly certain she is cloned en masse for every traitor to bang/kill as much as they please

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>I'm sure the Deathwatch guys are actually nice because Nurgle

I hope you live forever.

>> No.29183052

Death guard

>> No.29183155

I'd argue that your average CSM has much more personality than the average Astartes. The latter gets 10 minutes free time a day to reflect on prayer and training. The former can adventure and fabulously accesorise to their heart's content. Admittedly, both types have far from 'human' personalities, because they're gene-bred killing machines.

>> No.29183219

No no, there is only one, it's just that she dies and comes back so much that it seems like there are clones.

Wonder if she's ever molested one of her corpses.

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Go Slaanesh bro
Nurgle is for fat neckbeards who want a waifu

She who thirst gives you corrupted elfsluts you can plow and throw away

>> No.29183372

>Nurgle is for fat neckbeards who want a waifu
But I am a fat neckbeard who wants a waifu...

>> No.29183534

Is breaking off from the Imperium leading to being corrupted by Chaos really as inevitable as it seems? Is being a part of a society built on blatant cruelty and villainy just a fundamental part of the human experience in the 40k universe?

>> No.29183570


No, there's a few Renegades who are basically just dying a slow death to attrition as they make a heroic and tragic last stand from both the Imperium and Chaos (or just Chaos, thanks to asshole Inquisitors who kicked them out of the Imperium).

Also being part of the IoM is not as bad as people make it seem.

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How to defeat a demon of Slanesh

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Actual dialogue from the books

>> No.29184071

said cannon fodder

>> No.29184128

I remember that line well. However, I never took it in that... method
> inb4 horus and fulgrim are gay for each other.

>> No.29184164

Are you saying Fulgrim isn't gay?
Don't destroy my fantasy of ramming my crusade into his warp-hole

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>No mention of Khornette

It's like you people hate girl abs and snu snu.

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>> No.29184306

Oh, fulgrim is almost certainly bisexual. I just hope horus isnt.

>> No.29184339

I favor thousand sons for mind bullets. There just aren't rules for them yet, so I can't say for sure.

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>> No.29184354

>I'm sure the Deathguard guys are actually nice because Nurgle,

No, they are pretty much the dickiest dicks on this side of Slaneesh.
They make Iron Hands and Marines Malevolent look like Lamenters.

>> No.29184367

Is that a las-pistol?
You, I and anyone who has played RT knows that gun is a childrens toy

>> No.29184372

It's not that. It's the fact that she lacks orifices that won't bleed like a stuck pig at the slightest intrusion. "So long as it flows."

Not to mention that her blood is liquid fire, sinews are like steel cables, skin like burnished bronze and flesh like solid iron.

You'd have to be either some sort of masochist or a far braver man than I am to put any delicate appendages into thjs particular sausage grinder.

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Oh sorry, while you space faggots were shouting and failing despite having tons of crazy as weapons and equipment I took over a whole kingdom with just a few of my buddies using simple swords and axes. And not that chain shit either, just plan old steal. I would stay to talk but me and my pals are going to go have sex with this hot chick because we can take our armor off. Later losers.

>> No.29184394

Cannon source?
I say they are nice because Nurgle has a theme of being kind and friendly

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>> No.29184427

Let's face it, Nurgle IS a Fat Neckbeard who somehow got his Waifu...

Uncle N is pretty much an Inspirational Story for all of /tg/!

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Can he give me a Currupted Asami?
Pretty please Grandpa Nurgle

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What!? pic related was reformed months ago! how did she get back to that filth!?

>> No.29184543

>we can take our armor off

But thou canst.

Sure you must have known this beforehand?

The only way a genuine suit of a Chaos Warrior's armor plate can come of is by prying it from the dead body of its wearer, or by expending tremendous amounts of magic and warpstone to cut it off along with the flesh it has bonded to.

Daemonhood or damnation, my friend.
No rest, no breaks, no choice.
Such is our covenant with the Gods.

>> No.29184562

I think it's only the 1Ksons who can't take off their armor

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/d/ incarnate

10/10 would hold claws

>> No.29184656

>holding claws
you sick fuck

>> No.29184679

What is Codex: Grey Knights.

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Get out of this thread Ward

>> No.29184732

You have good taste

>> No.29184747

Doesn't work for me, too many force thingies. I just use Betrayal and 3 level 3 librarians.

>> No.29184748

Just read anything about them that's not "We are plague marines and our guts are spilling out"
Anything at all.

Bonus points for them supporting the Librarian ban just because they didn't have any.

>> No.29184761

>implying she isn't already corrupted.
Also the second season was kinda bad, and Mako is the biggest dick ever.

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Who would leave this?
Korra is a poor waifu, even if brown and abs.

Still lets end this here not to shit post

>> No.29184824

Mako is a shit.

Also I've pretty much put Korra and Asami together after I figured that out.

>> No.29184868


I just realized those daemon steeds of Slaanesh must give killer blowjobs.

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So how bad are things if Chaos wins?

>> No.29184882

No anon; they are the armor now. Though a lot of chaos marines are either mutated/possessed/augmented enough that they don't bother to take off the armor. Also not a good idea when everyone is evil and looking for good parts.

He got the blessing of Slaanesh, he'd at least be pansexual by the time he got murdered by the Emperor.

>Trying to mock.
>Used as instead of ass, steal instead of steel.

And here I thought Tzeentch would bless his followers with proper spelling.

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Now THATS the spirit

Let the warp overtake you and make us proud

>> No.29184902

Yeah no, maybe those nurgle guys don't take their armor off but I don't want to get some weird infection or heat stroke from wearing it 24/7.

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Space Marines here

This thread is over

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>> No.29185084

Well, the first season was REALLY bad (especially the last half). I didn't even bother with the second, was it at least better?

>> No.29185121

Fuck no. Literally the entire thing is basically "Mako is a shit, evil uncle ruins everything, airbending kid becomes relevant, best character is a villain, and Korra is worst avatar ever."

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in action

>> No.29185357

won't the factions of Chaos be fighting among themselves?

>> No.29185395

>implying this isn't the best possible outcome

>> No.29185397

They already do

>> No.29185399

In a bigger playground and then they will invade another universe.

>> No.29185466

>best outcome
>not the nids winning
Top Kek

>> No.29185499

They will be, just like they fight in the warp.
Actually, if Chaos wins, the materium will be consumed by the warp and that's it.

>> No.29185506

Tyranids winning IS Chaos winning.

>> No.29185509

>What benifits do choas undivided get
Chaos Undivided doesn't have any unique benefits of its own. The only real advantage is that it avoids the squabbles of the Dark Gods and maintains a minor favor of each god. Although those dedicated to a particular god certainly get much more powerful boons and blessings.

>> No.29185611

Chaos is the continuous flow of all things. It was from Raw Chaos itself that existence was born.

Even if they succeed in defeating the Emperor, it matters little, as there are far more pressing matters than the Imperium. It is just the current threat to the dominion of the flow of Chaotic energy into existence. The key issue being that in order to keep existing, the flow must continue, otherwise all will return to the silence it was born from. Just like a flame without wood, energy and matter are needed to keep things going.

>> No.29185620


If Tyranids win, they eat every sentient being that actually has emotion and psychic emanations of that emotion. Tyranids win, the gods of Chaos lose their food source.

>> No.29185621

No nids are basically a pack of screaming retards that DDOS attack the warp with Keks

More or less /v/

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when you guys make your chaos marines give them all personality when building/painting them?
I play Black legion but I kitbash like a motherfucker so my normal marines are all individualized per model. Like the obviously Tzeench leaning marine in my undivided squad is reading a book with his bolter by his side instead of aiming it like everyone else. I also use lots of different heads for plain marines like a bezerker head with the rabbit ears cut off.

Do you guys do this?

also any tips for glueing resin models? Be'lakor wont fucking stick and I'm using thick superglue. (He has got a fucking sweet model btw)

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The hobby and talking RP into it sounds fun, but there is little room for RP in a war game. Personally I like the RPGs and like the prospect of the mmo, to at least get attached to a single character.

>that feel when you think EC might "Spore" on us

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>in a metal box

>> No.29185847

>but there is little room for RP in a war game
So you have never played a proper game of Warhammer, have you?

Each model has a name, usually painted on the side of he base. Each model has a history of past battles.
That's how it's played in Europe.

>> No.29185903


My sergeants might get a name but the only guys who get backstories are HQs and models that manage to pull off particularly game-changing actions.

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Anyone got pictures of Black legion armor?
I want to get a refferance for a drawfag

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Fantasy bro here.
Any drawfags mind making a version of Cultistchan for Warhammer Fantasy?

Our Chaos Space Marines are Warriors of Chaos. Whereas CSMs were noble warriors of the Emprah, WoC were just humans who in the era of neanderthals went north and south when the north and south poles collapsed into mini Eyes of Terror. They evolved into humans in short order, and took on different cultural identities. Mostly viking and mongol. The Chaos Gods are a lot less interested in invading shit in Fantasy, and a lot less successful so they mostly keep the WoC fighting each other or raiding the Cathay (Chinese) or Bretonnians (French/English) or Empire (Fantasy Imperium AKA Germans) or Kislevites (Russia).

So yeah. Mongol Cultistchan or Swiss Miss Cultistchan. Because otherwise we don't have much except for pictures of models and like 6 good cosplay pics over and over.

>> No.29186187

I'd second the Swiss miss: tall, hot, blonde and shark teeth

>> No.29186229

Wheres a drawfag when you need them

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>> No.29186415

Double heresy!

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Would you wear this?

>> No.29186551

I couldn't resist the joke. Or rather, I wouldn't resist it. Praise be unto you.

I wish the warp would overtake me. Or just take me full stop.

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Anyone have stuff from the other gods?

>> No.29186567

While Slaanesh is mostly portrayed as sex, drugs, and rock n roll, could there be Slaanesh worshipers that are into killing people as sensually as possible? And how pissed off would Khorne be at that?

>> No.29186577

Why do the followers of Slaanesh have claws for hands? If they supposedly want to experience all the things pleasure can offer them, then why would pincers make any sense?

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Because shitty re-writes

and nothing else

>> No.29186635

As if he needed a reason to be wrathful. But it probably pisses him of just that little bit more.

>> No.29186639

Yeah, Keepers of Secrets and most Slaaneshi CSM and chaos warriors are that. Otherwise they wouldn't even show up for fights.

>> No.29186656

>bleed like a stuck pig at the slightest intrusion

"B-be gentle, you're my first" :3

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>Are there any good CSM /tg/ stories books?
Pic related
Mandatory reading for any followers of the Dark Gods

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Combi-Khorne Slaanesh tank.

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>> No.29186852

Needs more skulls and spikes

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>> No.29186878

Took me a second to get it

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>> No.29186946

It's implied when you kill someone slowly or painfully you are aiding Slaanesh. When you just straight up slaughter them swiftly and without messing around it's for Khorne.

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What about if it's by mistake?

Also, I know N'kari has referenced her backstory in 40k in Fantasy and vice-versa, but has anyone else? Moreover, what happened to the Space Marine who got stuck in Fantasy?

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>> No.29187033

Why are Khornates fighting with Slaaneshis?

That's wrong.

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>> No.29187077

>Not Kayoss
>Doing it wrong

>> No.29187092
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That's the images that goes with Fantasy, where the Chaos Gods are more interested in watching their mortal followers fight each other than doing much more than skirmishing into the mortal world or against each other.

The other image goes with 40k.

Notice how neither image has Tzeentch in it.

>> No.29187095

"Wow, Mister Berzerker, you sure do like your vegetables!"

>> No.29187109

1e Realms of Chaos fluff isn't used for most later editions, dude.

>> No.29187122

"The Devil you do" and all that.

Also, both gods aren't above setting aside their mutual loathing, if only temporarily, to further their own ends.

"Keep your enemy close" etc.

>> No.29187129

>worshipping chaos
Inb4 "hurr corpse"

Just think about it.

Slaanesh wants to die in some fancy way.
Nurgle wants you to die and rot.
Khorne wants you to die in his name.
Tzeentch wants you to die while trying to get rich.

Chaos brings death and only death. Even better, Chaos Gods are pussies by W40k standards.

They fear The Emperor - the very same corpse they mock.
Nurgle, strongest of them all, got beaten, eaten and shat by Gork and Mork.
They were afraid of pre-retconn C'tan who had the technology to stop them.
Forces of Chaos cannot win against mob with flashlights.

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Why doesn't someone write a book in the style of Fulgrim for the other 7 primarchs who were at Isstvan V? As in, detailing the fall to chaos and the events of Isstvan V from their perspective?

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Loyalist you are drunk
Its just a game bro, take a waifu and relax

>> No.29187185

Fulgrim was the only one who truly "fallen" to Chaos. Others were simply convinced by Horus.

In fact, Fulgrim is the only traitor Primarch who could be actually saved if The Emperor had told him about Chaos Gods and their wicked scheming.

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New Fantasy supplements mention Chaos fighting a lot against itself.

Chaos is as inept as the Imperium in Fantasy. They almost succeed were it not for one of them sabotaging each other at the last second.
(*Just as planned* whispered Morai-Heg. 'KEEP IT DOWN, I'M WRITING 40k FLUFF' shouted Tzeentch). Even their combined efforts can be disrupted by a single Orc, or a pack of Skaven slaves, or a single fucking Elf with the Widowmaker.

>> No.29187194

>Nurgle, strongest of them all, got beaten, eaten and shat by Gork and Mork.

That's a false myth since it claims that Orks are ''immune?'' to Nurgle plagues. Seeing all the fluff of Orks being consumed/corrupted by Nurgle plagues (Daemonhunters, Green Death, Typhus)

>> No.29187212

>Its just a game bro, take a waifu and relax
You do realize that Earth is simply some world isolated by The Inquisition and W40k is a way to introduce Imperial Cult to Earthlings?

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>> No.29187248

>That's a false myth since it claims that Orks are ''immune?''
I've always been thinking that Orks are unusually resistant to Nurgle plagues - in the same way they are resistant to Chaos.
It doesn't mean they can't be infected/corrupted.

>> No.29187257

Then those Orks weren't actually faithful.

HERESY! Que inter-Ork civil war.

>> No.29187265

Hurr corpse got there before you did.

>Slaanesh wants you to experience sensation outside of convention
>Nurgle wants you to live forever in corrupted glory
>Khorne wants you to slay in his name.
>Tzeentch wants you to influence others by desiring power to determine your own destiny.


>> No.29187272

>inter-Ork civil war
We call that "tuesday" git

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>> No.29187287

>New Fantasy supplements mention Chaos fighting a lot against itself.

No shit. But if you think Khornates and Slaaneshi can't cooperate on the same side, you're either thinking of ancient fluff that no longer applies or just plain wrong.

>> No.29187290

Not this again, I still haven't stopped laughing since last night!

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do tell, I still have some Anon's Only War .doc

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In fact, Fantasy 7th went out of it's way to mention one circumstance of each 2v2 Chaos teamup.

The Fantasy Daemons books don't really mention much about what goes on outside the Warp other than than Carnival of Chaos really, which is funny because that's Mordheim instead of Fantasy Battles.

>> No.29187360

Thread last night/morning/whatever.

I'll attempt to locate an archive.

>> No.29187366

I don't see it.

Orks are just as vulnerable to the plagues of Nurgle as everyone else. The myth is obviously just a myth.

>620.M39 The Dust War

>On the edges of the Ork Empire of Octarius the Death Guard and the Overfiend’s hordes fight over the Urgorn Dust Cloud. A vast asteroid field of psychokinetic rock, the cloud coalesces around the space hulks and scrap-fortresses of the Orks, creating tiny worlds with micro-atmospheres. The Terminus Est wreaks havoc by infecting the environments with its Warp-fly miasma, the ship choking their tiny atmospheres with the bodies of billions of insects. Orks die in their millions, their green corpses bursting into rotting puddles of virulent disease. Yet the war rages on for months as more and more of the aliens spill out of the Octarius Empire looking for a good fight.

>> No.29187369

why would they tell us so much about chaos when that's an executable offense

explain horus heresy books

I want to believe[/spoiler[

>> No.29187371


Oh yes, the thread that turned into a discussion of suicide by subway-trains. Bretty good.

>> No.29187376

Oooooh, who can say no to a free blender?

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>> No.29187450


Canonically, anon, all female representatives of chaos are disturbing enough in some way that banging them would be extremely dangerous, uncomfortable, and definitely not sexy unless you were in the cult and therefor had a mind twisted far into alien perceptions of beauty.

/tg/ just likes to pretty up their Daemonettes because "lol they're /d/."

>tfw too grimdark for tender /ss/ story involving a matronly, breeding-obsessed Slaaneshi daemonette and a small boy

>> No.29187463

>why would they tell us so much about chaos when that's an executable offense
It's experiment. Inquisition wants to make us more resistant to Chaos by showing how bad The Chaos is. Maybe they want to create The Planet of Inquisitors? Or new home of Grey Knights? I, for one, can't wait to taste some Sororitas flesh

And if something goes wrong, they can simply use Exterminatus and wipe us out.

>> No.29187483

I'll request it this weekend

>> No.29187501
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I prefer to think the High Elves made a zoo. That's why our world is shaped like theirs.
They bred us to be magic resistant. We'll be their new Core options in 9th, and if you thought Banner of the World Dragon fucked up the Daemons list wait until your entire core is immune to all magic and magic attacks!

>> No.29187515

Think there are any female space marines in Chaos?

Slaanesh don't give a fuck. Slaanesh gon' make you a woman for yo next mutation

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Are there any canonical fallen Sisters other than Miriael bitch?

>> No.29187564

>dat snake tongue
Oh my.

>> No.29187582

The Sister coven in Daemonifuge.

The Sisters who were touched by the Bloodtide.

Eh...That's all I remember at the moment

>> No.29187593

Do Slaaneshi cultists/creatures value the principle of physical excess to the point that they find anything comparatively moderate and subdued to be offensive?

What I mean is, can you horrify a Daemonette by describing the concept of snuggling and puppy love?

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Considering Slaanesh's personality, I don't think so. Futa or true males only.

Khorne is the one with women, considering he only cares about fighting ability and his version of "honor".

Not willingly fallen. There's been ones corrupted or possessed though. MANY of them.

Sisters have a better record for loyalty than the Primarchs. Think about that.

>> No.29187624

No. That's just the first step to corruption, but isn't inoffensive.

Hell, being devoid of sensation would be offensive if it didn't heighten sensation afterwards. I don't think there really is a way to offend Slaanesh other than being closed-minded. Or being around when he throws a hissy fit.

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The whole Emps Children are hot /d/ickgirls under the helmets. Blessing of Slan

>> No.29187648

I could see Slaanesh having women.

There's more ways to be a perverted seeker of sensation than having a dick, you know.

>> No.29187654

Oh dear, assuming that's true, it's basically enough to make me swear off crude poor and keep what I've seen in my head if I ever see a proper procession of the Aquila. Not that we'd ever get so blatant a sign, but one can hope.

I don't care if I'd make it out of the dropship long enough to scream for my mother while something acutely terrifying rips out my innards, I'd fight for a future where the Imperium doesn't have to be a cruel and terrible regime in general and where the Emperor's Truth and Prosperity spread to even the most benighted world of the Imperium.

Rules to Live By:
>Eldar mean well, but are too stuffy to treat men like proper pawns and just tell them what to do for what's at stake and properly negotiate for cooperation.
>Fuck the Dark Eldar, they'll kill you and make it enjoyable, even worse off the battlefield; do everything in your power to ruin their fun, expecting you'll die horribly.
>Chaos forces deserve pity and death if they can't mind themselves.
>Tau are fucks, Fire, Air, and Earth caste kinda bro, but not to humans - fuck em.
>Learn Orkish and convince them 'umies grow into big nobs like space marines if left alone and unwatched long enough, much like how Mork or maybe Gork can get real sneaky-like, or potato squigs
>Stay away from the Red Redemption
>bow and scrape to Ecclesiarchy and Sororitas, hide all the porn
>bow and scrape to Marines, ask to be of further assistance and hope it's a nice chapter
>bow and scrape to =][=, run to the next continent ASAP to avoid the fallout
>blow everything into non-organic piles of ash when the Tyranids show up; failing that, find a way to join the hive mind and mitigate damage to species (haha, yeah right)

>> No.29187663

>I don't think there really is a way to offend Slaanesh other than being closed-minded.
You can always say: "Your palace is boring"

>> No.29187665

Dem lips

>not having both

>> No.29187689

No, it's simply boring.
Although, now that I think about it, boredom to a sensation junky deprived of any stimulus most be horrifying to contemplate, so yes.
But thinking about that horror is probably very stimulating and as the song goes "pain is so close to pleasure" so maybe.

I guess.

>> No.29187717

Slaanesh is a self-important prick who goes into rages at the slightest thing.
I don't think he'd want anyone more feminine than himself around.

>> No.29187735

Unless the Warhammer 40k universe outside our own isn't actually as bad as the fluff, and the grimdarkness is just to say "if they can thrive in this, they can thrive anywhere".

>> No.29187757


With logic like that, literally every situation is a loop to pleasure.

>Damn this is boring
>I love excess so boring is horrifying
>But being horrified is quite the sensation
>And I find pleasure in all extreme sensations

>> No.29187793

>tfw the Munitorium seeds your world with grimdark lore about the Imperium just to make it seem worse than Earth's Deathworld status
>tfw Earth has been isolated from Imperial technology because we shouldn't be this advanced on a Deathworld
>tfw McDonalds is an offworld ploy to bring our powerlevels down
>tfw none of this is true and the Imeprium just doesn't exist
>tfw when the Imperium actually exists but won't find us until our civilisation gets torched by one nasty or another

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>tfw blue skinned women that have never known a human penis
>tfw hyper advanced dainty women that have never known a human penis
>tfw green femboyz that have never known a human penis
>tfw purple skinned sex demons that have never known an Earth penis

>> No.29187954

>Eldar mean well, but are too stuffy to treat men like proper pawns and just tell them what to do for what's at stake and properly negotiate for cooperation.
>Fuck the Dark Eldar, they'll kill you and make it enjoyable, even worse off the battlefield; do everything in your power to ruin their fun, expecting you'll die horribly.
It's not about fun.
>Chaos forces deserve pity and death if they can't mind themselves.
Again, What are you even saying?
>Tau are fucks, Fire, Air, and Earth caste kinda bro, but not to humans - fuck em.
I can't handle all these contradictions.
>Learn Orkish and convince them 'umies grow into big nobs like space marines if left alone and unwatched long enough, much like how Mork or maybe Gork can get real sneaky-like, or potato squigs
I'm begining to think that you're actually thick.
>Stay away from the Red Redemption
I got nothing. Do you mean the Cult of Redemption.
>bow and scrape to Ecclesiarchy and Sororitas, hide all the porn
A contradiction to the real Imperial truth. Did you know the Emperor hated religion? Most porn is fine, freaky snuff drug gangbang porn is right out.
>bow and scrape to Marines, ask to be of further assistance and hope it's a nice chapter
There aren't any.
>bow and scrape to =][=, run to the next continent ASAP to avoid the fallout
If you're running across water it's probably sorcery, and that's bad.
>blow everything into non-organic piles of ash when the Tyranids show up; failing that, find a way to join the hive mind and mitigate damage to species (haha, yeah right)
Non organic ash, join the hive mind.

You are mankinds real enemy here.

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>> No.29187992

>And I find pleasure in all extreme sensations
That's Slaanesh for you.jpg

>> No.29188060


Alternatively, perhaps there is no experience that the Slaaneshian philosophy cannot take to a logical extreme.

For instance, Slaanesh might see your snuggling and raise you vast snuggle-pits containing thousands of people hugging and grinding but contractually bound from enacting any form of sexual release, thus making it a masochistic kind of torture as carnal desire rises but people are denied to express anything past platonic affection, each individual lost between the sensation of being grateful that they have people to care for, being shamed that they can't express that affection in a higher way, and being titillated by bottling all that energy up.

Slaanesh, ladies and gentlemen. Even the concept of moderation and self-restraint can be warped into excess.

That said, who wants to hit the snuggle pits next weekend?

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let me rephrase
>herd the cats so that their plans don't fuck up humans
>fuck with the DE out of spite, because I hate cats
>those that follow chaos should be pitied for their error, destroyed for their failure - like cats
>Tau could be cool, but they're being catty
>herd more green-skinned cats into destroying things other than my good loafers
>Cult of the Red Redemption, yeah, as arrogant and murderous as cats
>cats are contradictory creatures, these ones are serial arsonists with faith, I'll not take my chances and hide the flammable shredables
>some continents are connected to other continents, stupid cat
>kill squicky six-limbed cats; failing that become one to herd them away from my good loafers

Does that make more sense?

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>> No.29188094

Oh look it's Iron Hands, the Primarch of the Iron Hands who also has Irons Hands

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I realize Chaos's thing is fucking with the Imperium and the Eldar but there really need to be more match ups for them

Chaos vs Orks, Chaos vs Tyranids

That'd be cool

>> No.29188128

40k is all about making the main factions (Space Marines, Guard) look badass.

Fantasy is about equal screentime, something GW finally realized this edition.

>> No.29188140

Nope, all I read is semi incoherent flights of fancy and whimsical naivety.
And drop the "everything is cats" idea,
it makes the chore of decoding your tangled thoughts unnecessarily confusing.

>> No.29188157

thats a bolt pistol

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>Chaos vs Orks

Tuska the Daemon Killa Waaaagh!

>Chaos vs Tyranids

M'kar Daemon Legions vs Splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan

There is also a timeline piece about a Khornate Marine who took his warband directly into the jaws of Hive Fleet Kraken to reap all the alien exotic that Tyranids will surely offer for his master Khorne.

>> No.29188173

alien exotic skulls*

>> No.29188186

Mako should have never stuck his dick in crazy.

>> No.29188195
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No, I'm more like pic related.

>> No.29188203

jesus fuck that is a hideous person

>> No.29188211

He looks sad to even exist.

>> No.29188215


GW has stated time and again that 40k is centered around the Imperium, so it's no surprise that SM and IG get most of the screen time. There is also the fact that some races, such as the Orks and Tyranids, don't lend themselves to novels.

>> No.29188225

>freaky snuff drug gangbang porn is right out.
Well then what's the fucking point?

>> No.29188230

>There is also the fact that some races, such as the Orks and Tyranids, don't lend themselves to novels.

None sense.

Skarsnik was an enjoyable read.

>> No.29188238

An all Ork novel, written in their idiom.
Can such a thing even exist? Or rather, I want it to exist!

>> No.29188241

its out because its the chaos lords schtik
you can do it, you are just a chaos worshipper if you do.

>> No.29188252

It exists in Fantasy.

Not sure why the Orks in 40K don't have some novels like their counterparts.

>> No.29188253


It's shooped you idiots look at how he has two sets of wrinkles below his eyes.

>> No.29188269

I'm sure that porn exists in the 41st millennium, much like it does anywhere. But if it gets too EXTREME, then it's obviously dangerous for the mind and soul.

>> No.29188274

You kidding? Those will sell more than the SM books will.

Space Marines only appeal to 40k fans. But a novel from the perspective of the evil space bugs? That's across the whole sci-fi genre.

>> No.29188292

Oh I didn't even need to examine it to determine its altered state, you fool. But it does look sad, moron.

>> No.29188294

As previously stated, Fantasy is about a setting with a lot of different groups who ally and fight with everyone.
40k is about the Imperium, mostly the Space Marines and Guard, and how everyone hates them.

>> No.29188296

We know its shopped, we can still make fun\

>> No.29188316
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I wanna do Thousand Sons, but hate the GW stuff.

I also want to add character to my Thousand Son army.

What should I do/buy?

>> No.29188321


Skarsnik is a goblin which means he is smarter than and Orc and thus capable of cunning.

Orks as a whole are not capable of cunning or intrigue, they don't have long term plans outside of fighting and very few motivations. There is also the fact that they are in all likelihood just not very relatable.

>> No.29188325


Fantasy revolves around the Empire and Sigmar. I remember one of the rulebooks being dedicated to how much awesome the Empire is in a similar way the Imperium is portrayed in the 40K rulebooks.

You can't fool me, anon.

>> No.29188333

>Skarsnik is a goblin which means he is smarter than and Orc and thus capable of cunning.

Didn't stop his pal Gorfang from having a novella about him.

>> No.29188343

Plascard and greenstuff.

You've clearly never been to Middlesbrough.

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Maybe back in the day it did.
Now everyone gets their turn in the spotlight, although as far as rulebooks go they're still working their way to the neglected Dwarfs, Bretonnians, and Wood Elves. Plus Beastmen.

But yeah, everyone gets facetime in fluff. 6e was kind of wanking the Empire though.

>> No.29188390


Perhaps Orcs are a bit smarter or more civilized than Orks, I'm not very familiar with O&G lore.

To be honest though, from the summary the plot seems very basic and mostly meant to rely around Gorfang fighting things.

>> No.29188434

Black Orcs are Orcs smart enough to make gear like Tolkien Orcs, and the better Black Orcs actually maintain it. The best amongst them, the ones that are the personal retinue to a Warboss, learn from other races (in particular High Elves, who Orcs have a great deal of respect for thanks to Eltharion the Grim and Goblins who fear/hate elves because the Wood Elves love fucking with them).

Take that as you will.

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Forgot my pic.

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Loyalist scum, even your precious emperor has left a body double on the Throne to go off and enjoy the pleasures of Slaanesh.

>> No.29188549
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Black Orcs.

Of note: the main Black Orc warboss pushed back the Fantasy version of that whole "ending time" event. Archaon was about to faceroll the world and Asuryan's plan hadn't compensated for that so the HE wouldn't be able to save the Empire.

Sigmar's second reincarnation himself had fallen. Then a fucking Black Orc Boss, by himself, plowed through the largest assembled Chaos army (did I mention "by himself"?) while shouting ILL FUCKIN DECK YOU WANKA! and Kenshiro-punched Archaon.

This prevented the end of the world.

>> No.29188555

Even in 6th ed it was barely Empire wanking, the cannon was "you can't travel from one town to another without being eaten, oh and btw there is a giant chaos enclave in the middle of your country. Did I mention the vampires ?".

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Oh yeah. You can't mention the Empire without mentioning how the Empire takes it from behind from Vampires whenever they're dealing with any other threat.

Oh, and until like 5th edition, Bretonnia was on the verge of conquering the Empire.

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It's retconned, but fanon counts it still.

>> No.29188663

Isn't the bretonnian timeline stuck at Louen gathering his knights for an errantry war ?

Anyway, and I tell you that as an Empire player, we are the ones getting shat on the most in the fluff. The northern part of the Empire is basically a battleground. If you look at any illustration in the army books, 50% of them are empire soldiers being gutted by things. None of our shit bar maybe our blackpowder shit is mentioned being worth something. We are outgunned in magic, outgunned in close combat, outgunned in guns, our knights are less resplendent than bretonnians and even the chosen of our god has been rekt like it was nothing. I mean, we still exist because an orc came and headbutted Archaon.

>> No.29188696

If I recall, he actually headbutted Archaon.
Then he said "I win" and left with his army.

>> No.29188704

>I mean, we still exist because an orc came and headbutted Archaon.

I am pretty sure you also exist because an Elven mage mary sue banished the entire Daemon army of Be'lakor the Dark Master with one spell.

>> No.29188736

Yes and because Karl Franz is actually a Slann pawn, and we begged dwarfs for weapons, we begged elves for magic and because our only worthwhile armies are the ogres mercenaries we pay...

I don't want anyone to say Fantasy is Empire wanking, it hasn't been the case for years. Hell, I play since 4th ed and it wasn't even the case back them.

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Nah. Originally, Franz was a coward who was destroying the Empire from incompetence after the true badass Emperor had died, and the Elector Counts were cutting up the territory for their own kingdoms. Literally the Holy Roman Empire Germany after the death of Barbarossa.

It wasn't just army book bias either, that was in all the books and White Dwarf.
That was back when you could field a full Moot Halfling army too. Or an Araby army as an option in Bretonnia's book for their crusades.

Retcon was "Franz is the awesome Emperor, Counts are just bitchy little girls when they get together, and Bretonnia is too busy fighting everyone in the world like human Orcs to faceroll the Empire itself because they're too ADD to continue fighting one group long enough to win."

>> No.29188759


You talking about Teclis? Because that may have been retconned. Now he just banishes N'kari every Wednesday at 3:15 pm while Tyrion slaps him with the flat end of his sword.

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Hey, Empire didn't beg the High Elves. They barely knew of them, and vice-versa other than Finubar and Cothique sailors.

Teclis just thought it'd be nice to save them from Daemons, and Finubar gave him the thumbs up while Korhil bought everyone in the Empire a drink.
Also, Teclis saved the Kislevites. He then established the Mage College in the Empire due to it having the most infrastructure.

Dwarfs are honorbound to save the Empire by oath of their great-great-grandking. They'll act like elves, reminding you how much you suck and how the Dwarf word for "made shitty" is 'human' but they've gotta do it.

>> No.29188820

not my chaos army, who I wouldn't know where to begin with customizing, the only bit of greenstuffs I did was nightmare in and of itself

That greenstuffs was my Black Templar Chaplain, who shall be forever known as Brother Maynard, and I actually modeled a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch onto the model, I want to learn more especially for my chaos army because I want to make an Iron warriors themed army and actual cybernetics would really help, especially if I can make a cybernetic daemon prince.

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Merry Nurglemas

>> No.29188893

fuck just read that part
but Horus did have a considerable dialogue before that part

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> Good CSM books

Seek the Soul Hunter and you shall find the light in the darkness, and the courage to be that which the Imperium fears, young one.

>> No.29189087

It's not the orks are immune to Nurgle's plagues, it's more that they give less of a shit about the effects.

A human gets ill they are debilitated, suffering constant pain and weakness and are desperate for some relief, even if it means becoming one of Nurgle's children

An ork gets sick, he deals with it by going looking for a fight

>> No.29189233

This isnt true. There are plenty of chaos champions that can remove their armor in WHFB. One that comes to mind is the female champion (mother of Kat) that features in one of the Gotrek & Felix books.

>> No.29189301
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Lord of Night

best ?heroic? CSM book ever?

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how is it depressing they escaped

they escaped, right?

>> No.29189478


Depressing in the sense that the author to follow up Lord of the Night with the new Night Lord series freaking gutted the previous character's credibility and made the macguffin meaningless.

>> No.29189511
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>author infighting

>> No.29189622

Short hand:
New author was retained to write a new series of Night Lord books. New author put in that when Night Haunter knew he was going to die he dispersed his relics to his greatest followers with the expectation they would work together and follow his will. Of course his body wasn't even cold before they completely fucked off and messed up. Talonmaster Saahal was among the first to just quit the Heresy war effort with the Corona Nox which supposedly made him the official master of the legion. It didn't. Sahaal apparently came forward to claim his position and discovered not was he not the only claimant, but had the weakest claim.

Three books later through a complicated plot I don't want to ruin a potent Night Lord psyker who both has the gift of visions like Night Haunter _and_ isn't being killed by it ascends to lead the greater portion of the legions against their true enemy.

>> No.29190116

Why Swiss? Wouldn't norse be more appropriate, considering the WoC are Fantasy Mongols and Fantasy Vikings? Swizerland is located in central Europe, in the Alps, which is pretty far from anything WoC draw inspiration from.

>> No.29190503

In all honesty, I thought it would be more enticing to a drawfag.

>> No.29191636

Pro-tier chaos champions have their blacksmiths forge their armour with a crotch-hatch

>> No.29191665
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Or the Gods gift them with armour based alternatives. Thanks Slaanesh!

>> No.29191685

Fulgrim will always be my favorite Primarch. This may be because my first 40k novel was Fulgrim. I really wish I could back in time and read it all again without my current knowledge of it. I couldn't believe how much I enjoyed that fucking book, or how much I enjoyed the other ones I've read since.

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I need more chaos bitches.

>> No.29191745

Because between Fulgrim, The First Heretic and Ravens Flight we've already got three different perspectives on the Istvan V. Any more can just be done in flashbacks in other books.

>> No.29193086

Tell me I'm not the only one who things NL have stupid armor

>> No.29193396


Why in the Warp would you want a Nurglitch Asami?

Why would you choose pustules and sores over a tongue as long as your arm, rippled with catlike hooks that allow for more friction and additional arms to stroke, scratch and touch places you didn't even KNOW you had?

Not to forget her slutty cunt would probably have some fleshy tendrils that gently stimulate your penis while you're inside her.

Truly, /tg/, your taste is disturbing.

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>a tongue as long as your arm

Nurgle's done it again

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>> No.29193532


>What benefits do worshippers of Chaos Undivided get?

They're basically "jack-of-all-trades", getting little benefits of all the gods but never become fully blessed, but they'll also never fall as heavily into a respective mania.

That said, becoming a true champion of Chaos Undivided means you'll be the pimpest of all pimps - Because if all the four gods give you their full blessing, you're gonna wreck everybody's shit. EVERYBODY, YOU HEAR ME?!

However until you actually make it to that point, you're probably always the underdog, seeing as you'll never outpunch Khornates, never outlast Nurglitches, never outsmart Tzeentchians and enver outrun Slaaneshis.

But at least you're not as much of a total asspie.

>Why are Malal worshippers faggots?

Because Malal is kind of redundant. The concept of self-destruction is omnipresent in the mania of which all Chaos-worshippers regardless of alignment are victim.

>> No.29193562


I forgot to mention she should become corrupted by Slaanesh instead Nurgle.

>> No.29193591

Nah, were she Nurgle she's a waifu
Slaan would make her a murdering bitch or whore you throw away when you're done just like in the show

>> No.29193599

>Who is this nurgle responsible for all that sexy
>"Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts! Boils, bogeys, rot and pus! Blisters, fevers, weeping sores! From your wounds the fester pours."
>— Chant sung by Plaguebearer Daemons during battle
>Images, they are horrible
wtf, how can someone sexualize nurgle followers?

>> No.29193631

He's all about family man
Plus everyone knows Nurgle makes his bitches hot
It was in a 40k comic and that makes it more cannon than Grotto

>> No.29193654

/tg/ has shown time and time again, that people here are very selective about which canon they accept, if not ignoring canon entirely (see: most images of Tau on this board, or bloodletters).

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Make it cannon

>> No.29193681


Asami was always giving her all, her only fault lies with that she doesn't realise when to call it quits on people who always forget about her.

Were she Nurglitch, she'd be that unattractive broad you hang out with because she's good fun and knows the best stories and the best places to hang out, but far from waifu material.

If she's Slaanesh, you don't have to pretend you like her - You can stick it in there, then banish her ass back to the warp or incarcerate her in a Daemonhost when you're done.

And about the "killing you brutally" bit: Who cares? You just witnessed sensations beyond physical comprehension, the sheer experience will probably already have killed off half your braincells with overstimulation. Dieing like this is probably the best you could imagine if you're a regular Imperial citizen or a common Chaos cultist/slave.

>> No.29193703


I have yet to see any source on hot Nurglitch bitches that doesn't feature Dranon.

>> No.29193721


Sorry, Anon, I'm not party of the writer crew.

Wish it that I were, though: Much more Rogue Trader- and "usual day of your common space-citizen" stories.

>> No.29193738


Look she is going to be a Nurglitch soon enough, and when she's a mother/lover/sister in the family Papa N will let her share her love.

Varick will obviously plan to keep her face ok, since he's more or less an avatar of Tzneech

>> No.29193752

Still better Cannon than Gotto

>> No.29193762

Are there shota-daemonettes?

>> No.29193778

Duh, Slaan LOVES yaoi

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No, no, I don't want to remember. I don't want to remember the only man worse than Ward (Wards older stuff at least, he's improved)

>> No.29193864


With all the hopeless bullshit she's going through? Yeah, that'd lead me to become a Nurglitch, as well.

But that doesn't change the fact she'll become a bloated walking corpse, eventually - Even if Varrick pays for the plastic surgery.

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With Tzneech, there's always hope

>> No.29193937

But even in Lord of Night they told him that he had been basically exiled from the Legion

>> No.29193943


Hope of becoming a blurted mass of ever twisting flesh constantly cancering out, mind you.

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ITT: Heretic Skub loving Scum who don't realize Korra > Asami

>> No.29194171

I think she was blowing air at it.

>> No.29194173


Korra is a Khornate about to explode. Sure, her /fit/ness is arousing and her bare shoulders have that certain effect on me, but honestly, the moment you try to put it in she's going to mangle you.

>> No.29194239

So can someone explain the Eldar/Slaan connection fully?

I know they get dammed if they go to the warp, thus soul stones. But then why do the DE refuse to use Psykic powers to avoid waking the warp (makes sense) yet the Eldar are amazing pskyers?

>> No.29194286


Eldars are "sanctioned" by Soulstones - The essence through which they channel their psychic abilities is basically stored in them so Daemons can't nom it at their disposal.

Dark Eldar don't use Soulstones, so using psychic abilities is pretty much going to lure Slaanesh himself to directly mindrape them until the endtimes.

>> No.29194361

I'd love to see Wench Cultist Chan.

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>Those Freckles

>Dem braces

>Dat initially inconsensual intercourse about to happen


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We REALLY need a /pco/.

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So whats /tg/s favorite Legion?

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Legion? Fucking 40k plebs.

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What happens next?

>> No.29195397

The redhead comes out of the room with a flat nose/eyes, an extra 23rd chromazone and drooling

>> No.29195608

Actually Vampires in their own book are unable to conquer the empire because they only exit from transylvania has the keep that has the book of instawiping armies of undead with the flick of a wrist. It is outright stated in their army book that they are incapable of being a real threat from a military perspective until the worship of sigmar dies.

>> No.29195849

>not loving both and shipping them together

>> No.29195886

We have enough dykes as it is bro, I'd rather read MoJ than see them shipped

For the Dark Gods!

>> No.29195897

Why not make a copy of the book and take it on an undead road trip?

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What's the matter Rubric-chan?
Did you get sand in your vagina?

Aw, why didn't she turn into a CuttleDaemonette instead?


>Implying Tyranids aren't themselves sapient and their noming will only result in them becoming Chaos new host species.

Damn it Khornette, why must you serve our Eternal Enemy when you have 'Dose HIPS!!!
I mean, I know he gave you the Abs, but...


Indeed, probably because those stupid claws are also faintly phallic as well...
...Slaanesh needs more Tentacle Vaginas DAMN IT!!!

Eh, it doesn't have a large enough Boob-to-skull ratio...

Dat Tenta-arm!
Now if she only had a Vagina in her armpit...

That's Change I can get behind!
...Or in front of...
...Or below...

You mean isolated by the Inquisition so we don't infect the rest of the Imperium with our Super-heresy...

Why bother with Shota when you can just impregnate yourself... or a nearby Female Eldar...

Probably, Slaanesh is only the most likely to grant you the superior female form...

Nope, you can go to extremes with Cuddling and Puppy Love, just ask CuttleDaemonette after she has merged bodies with you!

Indeed, in fact the only reason I think phallic images are so previlent is because the penis is inherently invasive...

My NiceDaemonettes and Daughters of Peace not only find it boring, but offensively rude as well, hence why we are all tits, tentacles, and orifaces.

This guy fucking GETS Slaanesh!!!

I'd join you, but Mother will most likely be cross if I ate all of her playthings...

Femperor is best God Empress!

>> No.29195918

That's only the Von Carsteins. Also, doesn't stop them from constantly trying. CONSTANTLY (as in before the Empire has a chance to rebuild it's army fully) trying.

But the Strigoi just wander wherethefuckever and cause ghoul uprisings wherever they wander while they reproduce like werewolves, Lahmians control the world governments including some of the Elector Counts in the Empire (although they just like status quo, and killing only pertains to keeping their identities secret while Neferata wreaks havoc on the other Bloodlines and Chaos invasions), The Necrarchs are fucking anywhere and wherever they go you'll see some serious horror movie shit (IT CAME FROM THE DESERT: FRANKENSTEIN'S REVENGE), and nobody tells the Blood Dragons where they can and can't go. Although to be fair, the BD just want a good fight. They're so into dueling it isn't even funny, and they're more likely to fuck with Bretonnians or the Warriors of Chaos anyway.

>> No.29195934

dykes for the dyke god! Also there is pretty much nobody else available that I could even consider putting either of them with, as it would either be weird or with Mako who deserves to die alone at this point.

These spoilers are probably pleasing slaanesh...

>> No.29196073

Hey we can be Waifu too!
...I mean, think about it, if I turn you into muh waifu, and I'm your Waifu, we'd have DOUBLE WAIFU!!!


Hey we NiceDaemonettes just Love you tenderly until you melt into literal liquid Bliss, which we then lactate for Mother Slaanesh to drink.


You can NEVER have enough Lesbians Anon, NEVER!!!

>> No.29196372

Varick isn't a fitting option for her?

>> No.29196413

He's so obviously going to end up with his assistant if he doesn't turn out to be gay or something.

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Rolled 11

Basically, a guy proposed an idea that the Emps is making GW make models and stuff so he can have generals and competent tacticians or some shit. It then became people driving trains who are dealing with fucktards who jump in front of trains and die.
>I think Warhammer 40k is a pretty good guy. Eh doesn't even scared of anything
How about that roman ballerina thread, that was awesome too. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29181440
But damn, I can't find it. Well, shit.
Why not convince the tyranids to be a waste disposal system? Make the reclamation pools or whatever into spas that take all the dead flesh and flaky shit and diseases instead of the whole thing, people would line up to get some of that.
I see wot u did der oomie, mah grotz ain't falling foh dat 'un.
You've obviously never seen a purple Ork.
Damn straight. Best thing is, he doesn't even really care about timing.
Fucks given level: Tom Bombadil
Best former CSM story Fucking Ever:
All of my fucking D'awww.
But at least you can survive with the cancer. It even tends to help you.
Eh, I'm normally the biggest one against mind-breaking, but she needs a good mind-rape, seriously, she's like sperglord #1.
No Lesbians For You. They're secretly gender-neutral (have no dick, vag, nor ass.)

So, anybody up for Cultistball?

>> No.29197920

>No Lesbians For You. They're secretly gender-neutral (have no dick, vag, nor ass.)
...NOOOOOOO-Wait, do they still have breasts?

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Rolled 18


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Tell me you write smut
Write some smut

>> No.29198309

[Implodes existentially!]

>> No.29199391

Rolled 7

With spiky teeth on the lips as well as inside, all around, and down the throat. The nose as well. The armpits are as rough as sandpaper, as is the rest of their body, the feet are natural-pumps type feet, except in cleat form. Also, if the eyes are ever removed, a daemonically-strengthened membrane covers the socket, so no skullfuck.

>> No.29200113


or not rather.

>> No.29201012

Nurgle isn't nice. He may think he is, although at times he has acted kinda petty and spiteful, but what he does is not nice.

>> No.29201084

>How much personality do the CSM have?
Varies. They tend to get more manic and single-minded the more corrupted they get – so they actually get less complicated personalities as they dip deeper and deeper into Chaos.

>> No.29203120

There's still the bellybutton,
Or the folds of her back.

And maybe elbows and knees

>> No.29205050

>h8'n on Papa Nurgal

>> No.29206194

Rolled 1

Nope. Sandpaper, remember? Also, being a Daemon, there is no bellybutton needed, as they aren't born directly from a womb.

>> No.29208777


G-Gee, Anon, did you really like it that much? I-I'm not sure if I can...

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death by snoo-snoo! Abs for the Abs God!

>> No.29210176

bolt pistol my ass. thats a laspistol make no mistake

>> No.29210253

>That armour

Huh, I never noticed.


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"What could go wrong?"

>> No.29211999

Rolled 5

Seems like a perfectly normal situation. Marines come, they rape everything with the size of their Mary-Sue dicks.

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