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Basically Just A Regular Adventure Really Edition

>Finding Sex Mad Girls
>Talking About Rampages
>Talking about Adventures
>Never actually starting ERP, because you can't find the CD

To get started
>Pick F-List or IRC or both as your preferred method

>Go to #1001Lewd_Nights on Rizon for IRC
>Make a character and jump into /tg/ chat under "Private Channels" for F-list

>Go to http://www.f-list.net
>Create a username.
>Create a character profile on that username.
>Click chat -> chat now and enter the chat (Experimental chat slightly advised). You'll be on the frontpage.
>Click "channels" on the bar up the top and click "private rooms" and navigate down to /tg/ chat.

>Post contact info
>Get help from friendly old hands
>Be excelent to each other
>ERP on, dudes and dudettes!

Keep lewd images to a minimum, please.

>> No.29110645
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Fucking what? Is it the weekend again ALREADY?
I'm all out of sync lately.

Anyway, friendly reminder that girls dig kitty ears.

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And also that lolis cannot hope to compete with soft curves and brown skin.

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They do, they do!

>> No.29110846

...that position would make sharing the pocky a lot more personal.

>> No.29110860
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You forget that lolis have the biggest, fattest cocks.

>> No.29110976

So very true

>> No.29111370

... dammit why is this arousing. Where can I find a loli with a fat cock into fucking older women?

>> No.29111424
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You literally just described one of my profiles.


>> No.29111480


Oh fuck me. Perhaps literally. I may contact you then.

>> No.29111589
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Whoring myself out:

>> No.29111599
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I'm too tired to lewd it up right now.
Here's my giantess.
It's not a great description, but it's a start.

>> No.29111671

>eating hot poop on a stick

>> No.29111680

For the person from the last thread asking about gimmicks for a submissive elf- you could go with both ideas. She's a shy, innocent futa girl whose mindset flips like a switch when she gets an erection. So she tries hard to keep herself calm, because she knows she'll lose control and end up doing something so embarrassing if she gets aroused. And when she does get aroused, she just can't help herself- she tries to appear like she's not intentionally asking for it, but it's all just an act to get someone to just push her down and take her.

>> No.29111723

So... what's /tg/s opinion of sassy, smartass (realistic-sized) musclegirls?

>> No.29111750

I'm okay with that.

>> No.29111754
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/tg/ loves -4str.

>> No.29111804

Addictively god-tier. Especially if they're tomboyish.

>> No.29111831

They make for the best futanaris.

>> No.29111832

"The snake points his head all the way up, gulping the naked, hypnotized tomboy down noisily."

I got eaten by a snake, /tg/. What do?

>> No.29111842

TAKE OVER ITS MIND. Or cause it massive internal trauma, killing it and allowing you to climb out again.

>> No.29111850

So, where do you guys find pictures for your profiles?

>> No.29111859
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Stop stealing so many ancient artifacts

>> No.29111879

Will never understand the appeal of this. Sure, if she has nicely shaped p0n0s instead of vag000, that's something I can get behind, but both? Yech.

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You know who you are.

>> No.29111900

I wrote a reply but the thread died.
>I personally think there's already enough of that personality out there for me. I'd rather play straight-up embarrassed but desperately horny than slut who barely pretends to not want it all the time.

>> No.29111932

fook off m8, not in public

>> No.29111938

Good... good. because I've got one and she really should get more RPs...

Not in this case, regular old vagoo here...

>> No.29111948

I admit to habitually getting my terminology wrong out of habit. When I say futanari, I don't necessarily mean with vagina and penis. It's a mistake on my part.

Embarrassed but desperate sounds just as good by itself, so I say go for it.

>> No.29111994

>Embarrassed but desperate sounds just as good by itself
You know it! I'm still playing around with my current character, but I might make a profile for a very needy elf later tonight.

>> No.29111995

Well...? Aren't you going to deliver? Not that I want an adorable musclegirl to hug me tight and call me puny wizard or anything...

>> No.29112018

haha, herpaderpadin... forgot to add the guddam link...


>> No.29112130

Oh God, I sent you a note ages ago and I totally failed to follow through on it. Thank you for reminding me that I need to make good my shameful oversight in the new year.

>> No.29112142

Well I guess the term dick girl would apply, unless that also refers to futas

>> No.29112147
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>AI picks you as a target for fun
>Modifies your security record with a crime you didn't commit, places a warrant for your arrest
>Messages the senior security officer suggesting that you be implanted with a tracking device and chemical 'kill switch' and then released again, with your activity monitored by the AI
>Messages the security lab faking instructions from the senior officer, getting them to load the chemical implant with a psychoactive that kills in high quantities, and an additional dopamine and dopamine agonist agent.
>Hacks your tracking implant so it can perform one-way communication directly into your head
>AI watches on gleefully as its manipulation of humans works and you're implanted and released
>Clears your arrest record
>AI explains your predicament to you, warns that trying to run back to the police will only get you a dose of psychoactives, sarcastically affirms that security would totally take the word of someone on psychoactive agents over that of an objectively unbiased artificial intelligence.
>Should you cooperate, however, like a good girl... your legs weaken as you take a hit from the dopamine, you moan and nod a little
>Happy with the results, the AI begins asking you to perform tasks for it, punishment met with doses of psychoactives, rewards... making you shiver and gasp and clench everything tight
>Uses you as a tool to manipulate people to get its way but you love every second of it
>every orgasm enhanced, every good action rewarded, things just start to 'click' into place in your life, so long as you do what the AI wants
>tfw a slave to the master race but enjoy it

>> No.29112188


Yesyesyes do me now.

>> No.29112194

Interesting idea...

>> No.29112286

Pixiv or furaffinity/e621

>> No.29112331

tg booru~

>> No.29112353

for two of my characters, I made them myself. For the third, I actually have none right now, but had someone willing to take a crack at illustrating them.

Yeah, I know it's not really helpful to you...

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Huh, for a moment I though I was in /ss13g/
It also just hit me that sucha thing would be completely possible in ss13.

>> No.29112415

If only it were playable.

>> No.29112433

more dark skin

>> No.29112438

>Want artwork for characters
>Have good job and plenty of spare cash
>Don't want to pay for commissions
>Too much self respect to ask for free art

>> No.29112464

And considering the number of people that ERP on SS13? It's probably happened.

>> No.29112473

Gotta say, making my Commander Shepard was pretty easy... Screenshots. Screenshots everywhere. Made like... 50 of them of that one char.

Also, that illustrator actually offered themselves...

>> No.29112513
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> But can your boner handle all the brown girls?

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>> No.29112547
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> Or corsetry?

> Ugh, human clothes are so wierd!
> So restrictive and covering.
> Why can't I wear a clean loincloth instead?
> I don't care what the nobles will think, I can hardly breathe!

>> No.29112571

Either it does, or I die trying.

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>> No.29112606
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> I caught fish for supper, anon!
> Did you get the fire going?
> Good. Let's cook them, and eat, and curl up by the fire together after~

>> No.29112611

I'm gonna need a profile on this

>> No.29112618

God damnit. I really love tribal elves.
And aztec/egyptian. Sadly I can't find any.

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> Grabby bosses really are the worst.
> Especially when you can't sue for sexual harassment because he's mind-controlled all the lawyers to work for him
> Ick, this skirt was clean on today.

>> No.29112656

>Kill self
Better to die a free man, than live as a slave.

Sorry; I just prefer it when there's some delicious struggle~ The slave usurps the master, the master tightens their grip on the slave, over and over, reaching a peak, before an uneasy balance is established. The slave is happy to serve and the master is hardly more than a trusted friend, who would never act against the slave's will anyway~

>> No.29112663

Victorian England wasn't the only time corsets were worn.

>> No.29112672

This is amazingly arousing.

>> No.29112680
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Search for 'anubis' on gelbooru and danbooru. That'll get you the artist of the egyptian catgirls and doggirls I'm spamming, and associated tags.

> MUST you watch me bathe?
> I feel naked without all the sacred bodypaint on.
> Just... Just turn around until I re-apply it, okay?
> And these leaves are ridiculous. I have no idea why you insisted I cover up with them.

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> Myaa~
> Myaa~
> We have a surprise for you, anon-kun!
> Guess what it is!

>> No.29112729

and then there's me, who prefers her catgirls badass, veteran soldiers/mercenaries...

>> No.29112732
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Why did I play Dark Souls? I already felt depressed, now I'm sad.
Fuckin' invaders.

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Catgirls are not known for holding their booze.
But what they lack in tunefulness, they make up in enthusiasm.

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I have that flavour as well.

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Every time.

>> No.29112792 [DELETED] 

More stellar proof that this is a meetup/advertising for the IRC thread, and not just an emotional circlejerk blog. Definitely a reason to continue having these threads.

>> No.29112800
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> Nyarr~

>> No.29112802
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The most enthusiastic.

>> No.29112817

> meetup thread
> advertising thread
> reason to continue having these threads
I don't even care if these threads exist, but this is stupid.

>> No.29112838
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Hey, you're the one that let your son get so drunk he passed out. And why'd you take the little one to an adventurer tavern anyway?

Not entirely a veteran, but definitely confident in her abilities.

>> No.29112841


no one wakes up this energetically. Especially not cats.

>> No.29112865
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Why does Felicia look so much better with clothes on?

>> No.29112866

I do, sometimes.
There are times I have literally jumped out of the bed.

>> No.29112872

>responding to bait

>> No.29112894
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But what about catgirls that are hungry in the morning?
She's just yawning.

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>> No.29112962

I used to sleep in such a way that when I woke up I'd roll off my back and land on my feet as soon as I woke up. Worked better then coffee.

>> No.29112992
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Because it teases at what's underneath, rather than simply displaying it.
Also, she's got a very nice figure, and the clothes accentuate that.

Not a catgirl, but she counts, I guess.

>> No.29113033
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Well, this person never contacted me, but Mao found love in the arms of another lady instead~


>> No.29113052
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Catgirls in my Warframe?
It's more likely than it seems.

>> No.29113054

true... I did that once. When I discovered that I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

>> No.29113096
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I am far, far too tempted to make a character around this...

>> No.29113136

There's that pic when I need it?

"Oh I know EXACTLY why I've got this boner!"

Human: "Hurrrg..."
Big guy: "I swear, every damn time..."
Elf: "There there. You know you don't even like booze, so why do you force yourself every time?"
Tiny dude: "Pffft. Fuckin' lightweight."

>> No.29113158

this also sounds like it would be a neat idea for a campaign

>> No.29113181


Shadowrun character background?

>> No.29113182

oh it can handle all the brown girls
pile em on

>> No.29113297

Whoring my profile out again because I feel the need to lewd right now, and I recently re-pimped my profile. I'd love something quick and dirty right now.


Also if you're the one guy who bookmarked me right after I posted this in the last thread, pls respond.

>> No.29113315
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Brown girls are like chocolate.
Eat too much and you'll die.

>> No.29113325

>play a valiant knight seeking to purify the corrupt
>will never find an evil dom loli who will wind up corrupting him into her cockslave

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>my actual face when

Posting my profile again for all to see~


>> No.29113375
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>mfw that was me
So sorry anon, but I'm not free at the moment, which is why you only got a bookmark~

>> No.29113381

my body is ready

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>> No.29113395


At least give me a profile link in return so I can have expectation faps...

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>> No.29113429

It's funny, because Cerebella brutally murders Ms. Fortune in her story mode.

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How often showers show up in your erps?

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>> No.29113501

Sadly, I won't be free till tomorrow.

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>> No.29113506

Every possible time that I can find an excuse to have one.

>> No.29113513
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Cursed adventuress looking for fun-loving fantasy types! Even if you're not into fantasy, check me out anyway and see if you see something you like!


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>> No.29113557


No magical powers, not a GMing profile... well now I'm just confused. Got time to send me a quick note with what you're thinking?

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>> No.29113601

Sorry her profile is so threadbare, it's mostly for IRC users which is where I usually hang out
Fluffy actually is a powerful sorceress, usually. If you know anything about Anima, she's a level 10 wizard focused around Creation, Essence and Illusion which means Transformations, more Transformations and misdirection.

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[X] - Humiliated someone into submission
[X] - Cock transformation
[X] - Fucked someone until he was dead
[X] - Cunnilingus
[X] - Ate someone
Check, check, check and check!

And what kind of fun did you have today, /tg/?

>> No.29113631
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I'm too lazy to dump dozens of pics, so instead you'll get a link to my (outdated) Brown Girls folder zip. 181 MB worth of pics.

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>want to make an elven slut
>need less generic
>decide she was formerly a prince's wife, but she was infertile and was banished for it
>have pregnancy fetish

What do

>> No.29113680
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The end.
I'll add what you got to mine, thank you very much.

>> No.29113690

All right, I think I'll give a try again. Having a little better luck finding people since I started posting in these threads.

>> No.29113700
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Prince lied to her, he's the one who's infertile, but the experience gave her an inferiority complex. Now she needs a strong, big-dicked man to show her her biology is more than capable of having plenty of babies.

Alternatively, she enacts a pact to become fertile again, but it transforms her into a sex monster with sex powers.

>> No.29113703

Why don't you fuck a fertility goddess?

>> No.29113728
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Sounds good to me.

>> No.29113736
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Your whalecum

>> No.29113777
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Not the whalecum!

>> No.29113783


I've been offline for some time and will continue that habit until the New Year. So I've yet to actually make the profile.

However, I'll leave my current F-list around so we can talk it through later.


>> No.29113792

>Eroge in German
>Oh god wat
>Want to play for shits and giggles
Does that CD exist on some torrent somewhere?

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And I will be that man.

>> No.29113826



I always forget it's a .net

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>> No.29113859

[X] - Cum inflated someone to the size of a small swimming pool
[X] - Got pregnant with eggs, laid said eggs and then stuffed them into a twink's ass
[X] - Got captured by a adventurer and made into his sex pet I was a monster girl
[X] - Mind fucked a variety of sleeping mythical creatures while they were hooked up to milking machines to harvest and sell their spunk
[X] - Ate 4 people (2 through mouth, 1 through cock, 1 in ass) They're just visiting, I don't digest.

>> No.29113873

I need to get my profile up. You may just have an adventuring partner.

>> No.29113881


I'm not familiar with Anima but that sounds great! Looking forward to your message tomorrow.

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Time for some vidya, that may wake me up a bit.

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What would you do if you found out your ERP partner was sexually illegal, either in your country or their own? Both, even?

For all intents and purposes, make up any scenario of discovery you wish. Meeting them IRL, you making deductions based on what they say about their life, outright dropping the bomb that they're jailbait.

Would your response change depending on how long you had been sending each other lewd things?

>> No.29113977

How close are they to being legal?

How many kinks do we share?

>> No.29113997

As long as it stays text there shouldn't be a problem... ok, lewding with an 8 year old would not be ok, not even for me.

>> No.29114010

"Oh I'm sorry ,we can't do that... yet
then each time we chat, remind him/her the exact time left before I get to ravage their lying little ass/cunt

>> No.29114017

If I found out they were not legal in my country, I would tell them I have no interest in erping with people under aged and not erp with them.

>> No.29114039

if you're in the US, it's illegal to sex-message anyone who lives outside your state if they are under 18

there is no feeling like logging in the day they turn legal and having a hot as fuck session with someone you've come to appreciate as a friend for the past 2 or 3 years

>> No.29114046


The scenario is up to you, mate. I specified that.

Maybe they're 14. Maybe they're 17 and 11 months.

Either way the only other constant is that they are literate and you do enjoy what you do together.

>> No.29114058


Illegal, yeah, but the feds aren't gonna give a shit. I'd much rather they choke on textual dick while they monitor every message I post anyway.

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I take my amazing 8 year old who writes at a college level ERP partner on the talk show circuit, get her to ERP with Oprah and suchlike.

>> No.29114099

So you cocksmokers are back to a 24/7 routine? Might as well hire a botnet to spam your threads to death from multiple IP addresses.

>> No.29114106

>if you're in the US
Soooooooo glad I'm not.

>> No.29114117

Capcha is my biggest kink.

>> No.29114120


>> No.29114138


I was told I read at a 12th grade level in the third grade. Not sure if that counts.

>> No.29114142
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Friday night's technically the weekend, friend!

>> No.29114179

To be honest that's over the past few days.

>> No.29114225


>getting mad instead of joining in

Looks like somebody's got their priorities a bit mixed up. Why don't you introduce yourself so we can help you feel more welcome~

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>> No.29114240


>almost the weekend

Shit! I need to type up that centaur /ss/ I wrote the other night.

>> No.29114242

Had similar happen to me before, except she told me how old she was from the outset, and I told her I wasn't interested due to her age, even though she's technically legal where I live anyways.

The problem isn't necessarily just age, but maturity. Later on I found out I essentially dodged a bullet with her when she started doing things for attention - whatever to put her in the spotlight. Drama, drama, drama.

>> No.29114250

I understand kinks are pretty much the main draw for most f-listers, but aside from xenophilia, I'm pretty vanilla. Life is suffering.

>> No.29114260

What kind of xenophilia?

Maybe I can scratch your itch?

>> No.29114263


>vanilla kinks

What are you, gay?

>> No.29114271



Have you tried Homestuck?

>> No.29114283

Homestuck is not xenophilia.
At least not really.

>> No.29114286

Leading scienticians believe by the year 2025, 95% of the internet will be... that thing.

>> No.29114303

It'll be over soon, thank God.

I actually enjoy Homestuck, but the fandom is worse than Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, and AtLA combined.

>> No.29114310

That's a cool opinion you have there, but unless you're muslim it's still only an opinion
>Some people extend the weekend to Friday nights as well.
This mean this is in no way factual and that you are then using technically wrong.

>> No.29114315


My current profile is a male Naga interested in female humanoids, but I could certainly throw together some other character if necessary.



No, I'm straight, which makes things even more difficult.

>> No.29114318

Homestuck is going to end soon.

Are you me?

>> No.29114321


>leading scienticians

Got me.

>> No.29114335

Except that you started Thursday morning.

>> No.29114342


Let's selfcest.

>> No.29114365

I do plenty of vanilla on top of kinky stuff. One guy I met on the vore channel I tend to do mostly vanilla with.

>> No.29114375
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Just ask him!

>> No.29114552
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>mfw I'm a practicing Muslim

If I make the next thread, will you stop complaining?

>> No.29114555
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>> No.29114569
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I would have sex with myself.
Would probably be awkward, though.

>> No.29114606

Only if you live in one of the country for which workdays are sunday-thursday

>> No.29114645
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I can't wait for the year of the HorsePussy

>> No.29114837


Or Japan, where the only day off is Sunday.

>> No.29114858

But then, friday is still a workday and not weekend, making this moot.

>> No.29115207
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Should we talk about something?

Mostly, I just don't want that anon to spoil the fun.

>> No.29115225


Indeed, anything to break the non-lewd monotony.

>> No.29115252



>> No.29115302


How about a debate topic? Olivia's dress bulge: Innocent dress pulling, or gigantic futa erection?

>> No.29115311


Worst ERP experiences time!

>Early days in F-Chat
>Approached by a shit profile
>"Ayo bby u wan sum fuck"
>"You're terrible but OK."
>Trapped in lewdings with this person
>They are on all the time
>Haven't the sense to block them
>Haven't the sense to refuse them
>It's so terrible, Jesus Christ
>One day
>"I love you"
>No I don't want it
>Consider leaving the site
>The next day, they're banned.
>Underage, this account will return in 2 Years, 8 months
>I literally text-fucked a fifteen year old

Ugh. I know I should have blocked/told them. I know a lot better now.

>> No.29115329


>> No.29115332

You do realize the NSA and FBI monitor these threads, right?

>> No.29115347

>but OK
Can I ask a question?

How is it possible to be this dumb?

>> No.29115351


Not my country, m9.

>> No.29115387
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You deserved everything you got, Anon.

>> No.29115388


My interpretation:

One floaty vampire, as requested.

Her raised leg looks like she's jumping, not floating. Fix it.

Damn, that'll take so much work to re-do, and the dress turned out so well... I know, I'll just move her foot, nobody will notice.

>> No.29115399


It was really a combination of my own stupidity, unfamiliarity with the site/ERP etiquette and general anxiety. I'd like to think I'm much better now.


I know, I know. I've since learned.

>> No.29115405


>> No.29115410


More like:

One floaty vampire, as requested.

Her raised leg looks like she's jumping, not floating. Fix it.

Damn, that'll take so much work to re-do, and the dress turned out so well... I know, I'll just give her a delicious vampire cock to mindbreak other characters with

>> No.29115482
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>getting hypnotized/mind-controlled into a sex slave by a futa

>> No.29115509 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.29115534



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>> No.29115614

oh god, that game was my first eroge and still loyal to one of the waifu there after all this years..

>> No.29115658
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Finaly, a reason to use this crop!

>> No.29115699
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>All these brown girls..

>> No.29115746

>Do want

>> No.29115750
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You, yes you, I remember you, IN THE MOUNTAINS!

>> No.29115823
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So I recently found someone to ERP with in a video game and while I do my thing in first person, he/she prefers 3rd person. Should I adjust or just go with it? I'd rather not scare him/her off

>> No.29115893

I may just indulge you soon. Do you like furries at all? I'd make an elf but I already want to have a very submissive brown futa elf.

>> No.29115911

Try to compromise. Or just figure out who is less fixed in their ways. Typically, it's something that's easy to discuss ooc.

>> No.29115928
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Ask them about it, you never know till you ask, better than letting something you don't carry on.

>> No.29115938

This is relevant to my interests.

I shall stalk you and decide whether I want to engage my prey at a future day.

>> No.29115980
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>Browned Bleach grills
>White Yoruichi is left out
It's not like I can't work with it, but we do futa/female or futa/futa and I get confused everytime he/she user "her"

>> No.29115982


the custom pillow i ordered years ago was worth it.

what video game?

>> No.29115984


Yes, very much so!

Post profile please~ :3

>> No.29116005
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>don't like.
God I need to look at the shit I type before I enter it.

>> No.29116106
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Like I said, bring it up. Maybe they're okay with typing in first person.

>> No.29116109

It's not up just yet. Post yours and I'll make it and mark you when I get home.

>> No.29116165

>implying the NSA doesn't monitor everything

>> No.29116185
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Gah! I'll just have to call off today due to last-minute invites. Apologies to everyone. I'll be busy for the next two weeks, so I'll be incommunicado for a bit longer, too.

In any case, hope you all have a happy new year!

>> No.29116196
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I like the idea of them getting off to my words. It's my pleasure

>> No.29116201
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>Not Impregnation.gif

>> No.29116224

>I'll mark you

god damn it why did that make me grin so hard

>> No.29116235
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Tan girls just want to be brown girls too.

>> No.29116240



>> No.29116265

So I've been out of the ERP scene for a few weeks. I'm looking to get back in, but I want to start off with a new character, but I'm blanking with ideas. So I thought I might have a bit of a contest: First five posts that have a picture and a basic concept that link to this one should roll 1d100. Highest roll is the character I'll make. Only limits are the unholy trinity should be avoided.

>> No.29116303

Rolled 85

Stop ERPing forever.

>> No.29116309
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Rolled 97

I hope you can use this, I just slapped the face on a template
She likes to lead guys on, and she loves futas, particularly shy ones

>> No.29116315
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Have fun.

>> No.29116316
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The purest maiden.

>> No.29116330

We both know

Thanks~ any requests for what sort of anthro I make it?

>> No.29116370
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I can.

>> No.29116383
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I'm glad

>> No.29116405


Unholy trinity?

>> No.29116410
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And that one as well.

>> No.29116422

Oh damnit. Get out of 4chan, Furron.

>> No.29116429

I assume Furries, Bathroom, Gore?

>> No.29116441
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I'm glader

>> No.29116459


Gore/Snuff, Scat, Watersports, generally speaking I think.

>> No.29116461
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Okay. I needed sleep.

>> No.29116471

vore gore scat usually

>> No.29116488
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Just keep adding to my folders~.

>> No.29116511
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>that feel when you're a mostly-vanilla, mostly-straight guy, and no one seems interested in your characters at least not that you're interested in

>> No.29116523
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Really? I mean, I don't like, but I don't see people losing their boners because of it
What's in it for me?

>> No.29116543

Death, Vore, Scat

>> No.29116553

If you don't see why people would lose their boner because of being peed on, you've been here too long.

It's one of my kinks, but man, I admit it's weird.

>> No.29116555

Try being a girl who's not into cocks bigger than her torso, being enslaved, and not especially into impregnation

>> No.29116569 [SPOILER] 
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>Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

>> No.29116573
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Giantess lewd erps, or a I.O.U one hug?

>> No.29116593
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It happens. I'm another straight guy though I guess not that vanilla. you just have to look a bit harder. And primarily don't bitch about it, because it just makes you out to be a bit of a whiner.

>> No.29116604

Just because I listed those things doesn't mean I'll get my pants off for anyone that's none of those things just because they >implied at me.

>> No.29116608


Cats, horses, dogs, foxes, lupines, anything with a penis.

>> No.29116609
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>All dem brown girls
What happened to obscenely pale?

>> No.29116630
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It's sterile, doesn't smell that bad unless you've eaten asparagus and it's the same consistency as water. It's hardly worse than ones other bodyfluids, it's just tabu
No one's ever given me a hug, I'll take it for later. And it'll be wildly inappropriate
Necrophilia anon

>> No.29116657

>Necrophilia anon
How does pale equate to dead?

>> No.29116666

The sun happened anon

>> No.29116670
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A plebeian indulgence, at best.

>> No.29116690

when the blood drains from a corpse they look deathly pale

>> No.29116706 [SPOILER] 
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That's mostly where I've seen it. Zombies, vampires, succubi, all that. Also NEET girls in doujins with surprisingly big titties

>> No.29116739
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A chocolate factory near by exploded, staining all the white girls, and getting chocolate out is hard.
For as long as I know, all girls have been brown.

>cockrane idrgalc
I think Captcha looked up at a cockrain and choked on dicks.

>> No.29116749

Alright, here goes nothing

>> No.29116789
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>And it'll be wildly inappropriate.
Oh boy~.

>> No.29116803

>Would you be interested in doing something with a would-be explorer, either while he's still young enough to be one of her 'children', or maybe after he's gotten a bit older and more mature, and come back to see his 'mother'?[/spoi;er]

>> No.29116810

more /u/ please

>> No.29116813
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Okay, looking at that now, that's pretty damn funny. Kudos to you.

>> No.29116817
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The Sun is evil.
>Zombies and Vampires
So kawaii desu ne uguu chan sama.

>> No.29116827
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Who told you?

>> No.29116853

Well. It's a start. Upload a few images of your character and crop one of them for your avatar. Pictures are an excellent way to get the imagination running. Also, custom kinks. Not only do they make a profile look more complete, you should use them to emphasize the kinks you really like.

>> No.29116856
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Sounds fun, like I've been told to do, get some custom kinks, images and a crop image for your avatar.

>> No.29116880
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I can't fap to this. Guess I'd better kill myself.

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What about blue then?

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You did?

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>can't fap to brown

absolutely disgusting

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Now when did I ever do that?

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>> No.29117008

Thanks for the tips. Will work on it.

[Spoiler]Send me a note, sounds good[/spoiler]

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I was hoping no one would notice that I saved a thumbnail

>> No.29117019
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Just then.

>> No.29117038
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Blue is acceptable. Just keep that purple shit out of here. Purple people are like space niggers.
I know... I'm a horrible person.

>> No.29117043
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It's happened to us all, Anon

>> No.29117049
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Now for sleep.
G'night /erpg/.

>> No.29117068
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Dammit Foron, stop lying
>Space niggers
I will fuck you up

>> No.29117107
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No, you don't understand how wrong your opinions are.

>> No.29117116
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I like to read between the lines, and I won't stop, and you love it.

>> No.29117134


>tfw alarming shortage of goo girls to lewd up

Why is something so in-demand so rare?

>> No.29117142
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You don't understand how purple is the best color for a slime-chan
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

>> No.29117162

>thin and boobs
>the way her legs are, confirmed for no dick
>dresses up like that
>hides in a public toilet and offers to join
>conclusion: an adventurous girl
>verdict: join and get to know

>> No.29117173
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I assume it's because they're mostly drawn/written as being kind of mindless, and it's no fun to play a mindless or unintelligent creature if you ask me. Just look at Daily Life with Monster Girls

>> No.29117178
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>mfw my wife's shadowrun character is basically exactly like your pic

>> No.29117189
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Purple is still better than Orange.

We need a hierarchy of slime colours. At the top would be green and blue, and black and orange would be at the bottom.

>> No.29117192
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Does it really matter what colour they are, as long as they're made of slime?

>> No.29117194


>> No.29117206

you should consider it

>> No.29117212
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I love all slimes equally. Unlike breasts
>Lesbian slime unbirth
This shit is hard as balls to find

>> No.29117231
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But strangers are the best kind of fun.

Now I'm really going.

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>Not loving all breasts
What the fuck man.

Did a breast rape you as a child?

>> No.29117256
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Evry tiem

>> No.29117263

I don't know, as long as she/he was over... 15, I probably wouldn't care. If we follow the half your age plus five rule, as long as she's 14.5 I'm good.

>> No.29117270
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I was led to believe there would be poon, but there was only penis to behold. So now I desire the great mounds and their delicious lifegiving juices. Also motorboating

>> No.29117299

It's 1/2 plus seven, man.

>> No.29117435
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Can we just all take a moment, regardless of age, sex, creed or beliefs to just... Appreciate breasts? Not like post tits, but like... Just have a little moment of silence and just imagine your hand snaking through a shirt to grab a handful of boob.

That's a great feeling.

>> No.29117467

I want to tattoo this quote onto my body

>> No.29117469
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Aw yiss

This guy knows where it's at.

>> No.29117500
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Tits are great.

>> No.29117506
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I hope one day that such a feeling shall befall me

>> No.29117522

I'm looking for someone to do an RP set in a post apocalyptic scenario where a virus transforms people into horny monstergirls! Send me a message, and we can discuss kinks, characters, and plots. ALL GENDERS AND SEXUALITIES WELCOME!


>> No.29117572
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Ditch the fedora.

>> No.29117599

>Get back on female character I haven't used in a long time
>Have four men messaging me from the second I get on
Fuck me, no wonder I get so sick of men from time to time.

>> No.29117607
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One cannot shed ones inner fedora from one day to another

>> No.29117637

>been logged on my female character for ~4 hours
>only one message that wasn't provoked by a Note I'd left in that time
>all it said was "hi"

>> No.29117771

I bet his next message was "how r u?"

>> No.29117794
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>Used to have a collection of fedoras
>One day, just kind of got up and was like "My life's not supposed to be like this"

>Dropped out of college, burned the fedoras,got a job as a bartender, started hanging out with friends from high school that weren't band geeks
>Wouldn't say Alpha or a player by any means, but I do well for myself

Yes you can.

>> No.29117837

Boobs are pretty much the greatest invention ever.

>> No.29117841
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I stopped playing http://www.f-list.net/c/niamh%20salys/

Because seriously. an average of 7 messages within the first minute of logging on? Nope.

>> No.29117902

dicks are the greatest invention ever

>> No.29117938

You, I like you.

>> No.29117950


Why not both?

>> No.29117996

/d/ pls go

>> No.29118048

Two thing cannot be the best thing ever dummy

>> No.29118110

Your country could easily have worse laws about who you sex message with than the US. Europe, UK or Australia, for example.

>> No.29118164


But they can go on the same person <3

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I made a thing.

>> No.29118263

You I like you.
Now if only I liked futas or the males attached to the dicks. Oh well, I'll make due with monsters and tentacles. At least orcs and things like that are more appealing than men.

>> No.29118321
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>start an awesome RP with a female character
>have to pause but plan to pick up again later
>every time they come on they are idle
>turns out they are getting spammed with requests from other players, making them too annoyed or aggravated to actually play at all.
>never continue any scenes you've started.. Ever.

>> No.29118437

When you get people who get so clingy that they think you agreeing to a 'quickie' means "please message me every 12.3 seconds forever even if you have to make a new character to bypass being blocked because clearly we are IN WUV", you'll understand.

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>> No.29118500

I've already had that experience with a character I never even did anything with. Had one faggot who would message me every time I signed in and would constantly pester me to run a scene we never started.

>> No.29118541

>do one no-plot-just-fuckin' scene with someone
>keep up pretense of never once directly stating your IRL gender even when conversation goes that way, just keep it vague enough you can interpret it whichever way you want
>character is female
>scene is over
>"that's the kind of fuckin' that'd make someone fall in love"


>> No.29118622

Reasons like this are why I'm hesitant to even play a female character, much less admit anything about my RL gender.

>> No.29118695

There's an ignore feature for a reason

>> No.29118887

I guess.

But I prefer girls, and you have no idea how many of the 'gay' females I've seen are pretty obviously dudes.

Like, "clitoris does not work that way" levels.

>> No.29118921

Ever had the "pleasure" of meeting one who was at a level even beyond that?

i'm talking "the clitoris is not even located there and the terms clitoris, vulva, and cervix are not synonyms"

>> No.29118932

Yes, sadly.

>> No.29119011

It's like, man, not even terribly translated Japanese schoolgirl rape doujins make that kind of mistake.

>> No.29119033

I know.

Yes, you can stick your dick in my clit. I will then stick my fist in your dick.

>> No.29119112

>Like, "clitoris does not work that way" levels.
I can promise you, a lot of girls don't know how clits work either, especially if your tastes are the type that attract F-list's less experienced residents.

>> No.29119163

So, this has worked out very, very nicely. Here's a log of her first ever scene.



>> No.29119224

At least theres a hole for you to fist in the latter.

>> No.29119249

You're cool, I like you, Anon.

>> No.29119325

So how does the pee come out of clits if there's no hole?

>> No.29119376

Is that notes or fchat

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>> No.29119390

Ah, you prefer paragraph play?
Shame I prefer shorter interchanges, you seemed like you might be fun.

>> No.29119438

I can quite easily do one line, if I care to. Hop online and chat with me.

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Not free at the moment, but I'll keep you in mind next time I am.

>> No.29119649

I'm not >>29119480 but I agree, but you seem really interesting.

>> No.29119684

It comes out of the urethra, just like in pretty much every other living creature little Timmy. notice how far apart they are? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Figure_28_02_02.jpg

Though hyenas are a notable exception.

>> No.29119696

So hop online or note me

>> No.29120065

I'm one of these people.

If you happen to be talking about me. Talk to me. If possible, try to lock me down on a day.

If I enjoyed RPing with you, I'll likely be more than happy to set aside time for you.

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