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New File Name therad, keep it /tg/

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>>29027953

I am still laughing.

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>> No.29028082

>>29028045
>armor class
>battle chart
>saving throws
Seems legit
>gore graph

>> No.29028168

>>29028082

Think of it as a renamed Dark Heresy crit chart!

>> No.29028205

>>29027813
Ok so this episode aired in 1997. 3rd edition wasn't released til 2000, so they're using AD&D.
How powerful would a warrior/mage/warriormage be at level 27?

>> No.29028215

>>29028205
maybe its 2e

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>> No.29028270

>>29028215
2e is AD&D.

>> No.29028275

>>29028253
>halfling bard
>paladin
>guy wearing Jasmine's slave outfit
>ranger

>> No.29028301

>>29028275
He's a kn...kn...kn

>> No.29028303

>>29028275
>>guy wearing Jasmine's slave outfit
cannot unsee.

>> No.29028333

I'm out of gif material from that episode, I had it uploaded to jewtube but it was taken down on a copyright strike.

>> No.29028369

>Seth McFarlane was a writer for Dexter's Lab
Huh.

>> No.29028405

>>29027893

>> No.29028421

>>29028205
Given that he's only got the one level, he's multi-classed rather than dual-classed. He'd have pretty much maximum spells per day, have all saving throws at 3 or 4 (low is good), be able to wear any armour and use any magic item, and have a THAC0 of 4.

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>> No.29028456

>>29028405
is that from when yoshiko lost his soul?

>> No.29028472

Relevant to campaign design.

>> No.29028498

>>29028303
He's a wizard of some kind, surely.
>>29028421
>being this OP
>>29028405
>Why can't a hero love boobs?
>No...it is because I am a hero that I love boobs!
I love this man.

>> No.29028504

>>29028082
Check out the old Middle Earth Roleplaying, it has pages and pages of critical damage results divided up by weapon type (a 100 with a slashing weapon decapitates, but a 100 with a mace makes your head explode like a melon!).

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>>29028498
Yes he was a wizard, but still, the resemblance.

>> No.29028535

>>29028456

Nah, it's from the one where he falls in love with a peasant girl with a big rack, but it's really a middle aged man that's been polymorphed into a peasant girl with big tits.

>> No.29028587

>>29028535
Japanese big or European big?

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>> No.29028626

>>29028587

If memory serves, the former. She was something like a C cup if I recall, maybe a small D? Not sure.

>> No.29028663

>>29028626
Eh, it'll do.

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>> No.29028720

>>29028405
Oh shit, is that this show?

>> No.29028726

>>29028672

>> No.29028731

>>29028672
>Dancer Butz

TOP TIER PARTY.

>> No.29028799

>>29028720
I think its from the same show, Demon Castle or something like
I really need to watch it at some point, it looks funny as balls

>> No.29028841

>>29028799
Dick placement is no laughing matter.

>> No.29028859

>>29028720
>>29028799

Yep, that's the one. Well there's 2 series, The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle and The Hero Yoshihiko and the Key of Evil Spirits. I didn't find the Key of Evil Spirits all that good to be honest, and the Japanese humour gets a little impenetrable at some points, especially when they drop references to various Japanese figures and events. It does have some truly hilarious moments though, especially in the Demon King's Castle (Double Crap Man springs to mind).

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>>29028731

>> No.29028996

>>29028472
I think that should be renamed to "Nextplaytesters.png"

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>> No.29029113

also something completely retarded my bubs made me make a few nights ago

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>>29028996
Yeah...trying to please too many people. Some people want it to be Permanent Crippling the RPG, and some want it to be Western Fantasy Exalted!

>> No.29029538

>>29029451
And worst of all Wizards seems to want both of those people to sit down at the same table.

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>> No.29029754

>>29029631

He also knows the actual answer to be "Aqualung", but he decided to play around with the guy's head as well.

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>>29029669

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>>29029631
Fucking Paranatural.

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>>29029803

>> No.29029876

>>29029116
>>29027482
People tend to think wasp stingers are little pointy bits that protrude just a tad from the wasp's body. Don't watch this if you want to retain that comfortable illusion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOvkiS2yNyE

>> No.29029921

>>29028799

>dick decorum

>> No.29029936

>>29029876
Wrong thread, friend.

>> No.29029958

>>29029936
Nein. Was a conversation from the thread this one continued from. Thanks for being informative and not sperglording, though.

>> No.29029988

>>29029863

>> No.29030008

>>29029876
I don't understand what is happening in this video, or what comfortable illusion it is to disrupt?

>> No.29030042

Space Station 13 is totes /tg/ right?

>> No.29030067

>>29030008
Pay careful attention to the actual length and movement of the stinger. It's less "a pointy tip on its butt" and more "a semi-prehensile poisoned bladewhip sheathed in what would be its spine if it were a vertebrate"

>> No.29030085

>>29030042
Yes.

>> No.29030103

>>29029958
Oh, okay.

>> No.29030241

>>29029876
Dang, that thing's a needle.
Still think wasps are the sexiest insects, though.

>> No.29030257

>>29030067
>It's less "a pointy tip on its butt" and more "a semi-prehensile poisoned bladewhip sheathed in what would be its spine if it were a vertebrate"
because of that, a bee's sting is basically a sacrificial move
wasps are able to remove their stings and try to hit again, bees leave the stinger and their innards with it

>> No.29030377

>>29030257
>every single bee
TAKE THIS
MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE
THIS STINGER OF MINE IS BURNING RED
IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO DEFEND THE HIVE
ERUPTING BURNING STINGEEEEEEEER

>> No.29030464

>>29030241
>sexiest insects
anon please don't say things like that. Keep it up and the thread is going to be filled with images of sexy bug girls. insects are my phobia and I don't want to be scared away from this thread, the stuff with wasps and bees is almost too much for me.

>> No.29030543

>>29030241
its that sexy hour-glass figure.

>> No.29030565

>>29030464
aw re-hee-heeally?

>> No.29030615

>>29030257
>>29030377
Face it: Bees are nature's Zerg. Each bee is only an extension of the whole. The death of dozens of bees to protect the hive is akin to you bruiser your knuckles punching someone assaulting you.

>> No.29030627

>>29030543
anyone else like ksp?

>> No.29030646

>>29029101
What is this?

>> No.29030655

>>29030464
>insects are my phobia and I don't want to be scared away from this thread
I know how you feel, anon. I had to bow out of a campaign when worms were mentioned. Just reading the word makes me cringe and lift my feet off the ground... Ugh, my skin is crawling.

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>>29030646
Senyuu

>> No.29030750

>>29030464
>>29030655
Don't read this post. Really.

I have a thing for real life monsters. Of course, there are no real monsters. Merely animals with a range of terrifying aspects to their construction, like bearded vultures. I have to admit I often wish that animals had that one thing that would transform them to actual monsters. Anyways. This video here shows one of my favorite little monsters, the female red velvet ant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnguQZjRBVA

Yes, it screams at you as it attacks. Which it will do over anything.

>> No.29030758

Average /tg/ thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lKBGsuAxXk8#t=707

>Bees are like animals, they sting only for a reason, for sacrifice. They have no conception of individual sensation...of pleasure.
>But the wasp is promiscuous. They are not as sympathetic to the masses because they don't die when they sting. they live to sting another day... and they take pleasure from it.
>Yes... a great deal of pleasure... The wasp is a sensual being, not a laborer, hedonistic instead of industrial. Some thing them quick to anger... in truth, they are easily swayed to ecstacy. They penetrate your flesh... and the muscular contractions in their thorax as they pump venom could be likened to the muscular contractions of ejaculation.
>Each painful welt...an act of love
BYE

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>>29028369
Also a writer for Johnny Bravo. The one I remember him doing is the Rejected Toys episode.

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>>29028509
I don't know what is better, the batter's reaction or the pitcher's face.

>> No.29030938

>>29030565
>a spider that has gained not 1, but 2 class levels
Jesus Christ!

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>> No.29031003

>>29030940
Oh man.
That's not a Bible he's holding, is it?

>> No.29031022

>>29030655
Yep I feel the same way about them. But worst of all are mantis, which makes it very hard to deal with any campaign with thri-kreen in them. Don't get me started on /tg/s thri-kreen waifu.

>> No.29031040

>>29031022
>fulgrim as an ant.jpg

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>>29030945

>> No.29031066

>>29031003
>Библия
yes it is

>> No.29031082

>>29031040
What are you talking abou- DAMMIT!

>> No.29031089

>>29031066
Damn, I was hoping for it to be a "book of chaos" or whatever.

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>> No.29031096

>>29031061
Good. Don't suck face like that in public. Jesus christ you look like orangutans gnawing on a piece of fruit.

>> No.29031104

>>29031061
>Chaotic Evil
No, that's just Chaotic Asshole

>> No.29031120

>>29031022

>> No.29031125

>>29031089
nothing a little photoshop can't fix. here, use this: "Хаос Библия"

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>>29031104
You mean Chaotic Hilarious.

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>>29030945

>> No.29031199

>>29031159
Maybe there, some of his other videos are downright evil.

>> No.29031204

>>29030565
>insects are my phobia
>posts a spider

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>>29031204
Right, I don't have a phobia of spiders. Phobias are illogical. I fear spiders because they are monsters from space.

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>>29031199
Links, plox?

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>>29031250

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>>29031190
You're a fucking monster.

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>>29031307
Dammit. Back in my head again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fugPzaqT-YQ

>> No.29031392

>>29031343
wow, some people still remember Event Horizon

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>>29031190

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>>29031204
>>29031255
Spiders aren't insects. Some of the fuzzy ones are even kind of cute. But still horrifying.

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>>29031460
PAIN TRAIN COMIN

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>>29031497
You are now aware that the lioness believes the baby human is a baby zebra and is trying to devour it.

>> No.29031541

Bend testing? Whatever.

>> No.29031561

>>29031497
plot_armor.gif

>> No.29031596

>>29031497
its only funny until the glass cracks.

>> No.29031600

>>29031561
>Bethesda Game

>> No.29031609

>>29031540
You don't say?

>> No.29031620

>>29031596
Then it's hilarious!

>> No.29031632

>>29031444
Correction, how to make a red player smile.
Because I just did.

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>>29030257
I think I heard somewhere that the only reason a Bee's stinger comes out afterwards is because human skin is too durable/flexible/someotheradjective and holds on tighter than they expected.
The point is moot though since the sacrificial sting point still stands.

>> No.29031703

>>29031685
>The point is moot though since the sacrificial sting point still stands.
>The point is moot

Really? I mean, REALLY?

>> No.29031739

>>29031250
yim ahshshbshab flahsba garthsisnlbue lals bulefbu

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>>29031703

>> No.29031771

>>29031703
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/moot

>> No.29031778

>>29031685
It's because the poison sac comes out with the stinger. Attempting to remove the stinger just pumps more poison into the target. That's why you're supposed to remove them by scraping a credit card against the skin. Touching the trailing gore = bonus poison injection. The more you panic and try to remove the stingers (or even just swat where you've already felt a sting) only worsens your situation.

>> No.29031792

>>29031703
"Moot" is a word.
>>29031753
>takamuravseagle.gif
>>29031685
It's fleshy bits in general, happens for bears too

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>>29031620
fuck you, i was going to say that, dick.

>> No.29031810

>>29030377
saved for any future bee based/gurren lagaan character

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>>29031771
>>29031792
I probably should have added
>the point
>point
in there, but I thought that'd be too obvious.

>> No.29031867

Here's a spider-thing I drew for /k/ based on a storytime.
>>29031810
>that quote
>gurren lagann

>> No.29031870

>>29031151

I think I just failed a SAN check...

>> No.29031884

>>29031851
Ooooooooh you clever girl.

Regardless, we can agree that almost all insects are demons from space hellbent on causing as much death and destruction as they can achieve with their meager forms.

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>>29031804

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>>29030627

I've lost more poor kerbins that way...though I suppose not as many as I've accidentally left in orbit.

>> No.29031946

>>29031923

>> No.29031958

>>29031803
genius

>>29031753
i love it how godzilla does those little hops and the ground doesn't even shake at the impact

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>> No.29031985

>>29031923
GOD DAMMIT, AGAIN!?

>>29031355

>> No.29031991

>>29027994
>Sayian COYA

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>> No.29032017

>>29031632
People actually hate Force of Will? I cringe at the thought of a Legacy without Force of Will.

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>> No.29032044

>>29031991
>somnius running Saiyan CYOA
>Cosgrove when he ran Bleach Quest

>> No.29032070

I feel this is relevant to /tg/'s interests.

>> No.29032076

>>29027813

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>> No.29032136

>>29032070
I was expecting a dog to chestburst from her or something,

>> No.29032139

>>29032044
>Golden when running Persona Quest Golden


I swear, he's setting us up for something bad....

>> No.29032147

>>29032085
>gods
>s
Nigga I only see one.

>> No.29032184

>>29032147
I'm sure Hastur is laughing somewhere else.

Actually you are right, but I got that image before I watched the anime. I will correct it for later threads.

>> No.29032217

>>29027813
Oh god, this episode.

This is the reason why I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons.

>> No.29032223

>>29032184 what is the series actually called?

>> No.29032253

>>29032070
If only it were that easy.

>> No.29032258

>>29032184
I'm currently one the body swap episode. I can only watch so much of the show at ta time before I can't watch anymore out of frustration with Nyarko.
>>29032223
http://www.crunchyroll.com/nyarko-san-another-crawling-chaos/episode-1-like-a-close-encounter-of-the-third-kind-593841

have a link

>> No.29032268

>>29032223
Nyaruko. It's on Crunchyroll, both season 1 and 2.

>> No.29032317

>>29032044
>cyclops
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL
OPTIC BLASTS AND AN UNBREAKABLE WILL

>> No.29032357

>>29032268
>>29032258
>People give out sources
Huh. Well that happened.

>> No.29032457

>>29032357
Is that fuckin' Severa best character

>> No.29032492

>>29032317
X Gon Give It To Ya really is the perfect Cyclops song.
>IF THE ONLY THING YOU CATS DID
>WAS COME OUT TO PLAY
>STAY OUT OF MY WAY
>MOTHERFUCKER

>AIN'T NEVER GAVE NOTHIN TO ME
>BUT EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND
>CATS GOT THEY HANDS OUT WANTIN SOMETHIN FROM ME

>> No.29032493

>>29032357
A rule of /tg/ is "Be excellent to eachother", and unlike every other board, we know that "Google it" and "lurk more" posts are shitposts.

>> No.29032509

>>29028799
Imagine a western remake with Robert Downey Jr. as the guy.

>> No.29032529

>>29032457
>Not Owain

Sure needs Swordhands in here.

>> No.29032573

>>29032492
cap
was
right

>> No.29032587

>>29032217

Me too. Wanted to play something like it for years and made a load of shitty games for me and my buddies.

Then one day someone told me about this "Dungeons and Dragons" thing....

>> No.29032595

>>29032529

>> No.29032596

>>29032573
registration was a great idea, but marvel fucked up the portrayal
cyclops was right, you double mugga

>> No.29032612

>>29031810
>gurren lagann

You did that on purpose.

>> No.29032632

>>29032493
Yeah, but even still I'm surprised shit posters didn't get to it first.

>>29032457
Even if she's not the absolute best character, she's still my favorite for her supports. Especially the one with male Morgan where she spills her spaghetti so hard.
http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Severa/Supports#With_Morgan_.28Male.29

>>29032595
God, I can't even imagine coming back to a time where you are older than your mother.

>> No.29032641

>>29032587
I pretty much spazzed out and tried to create shitty home brew games.

It failed miserably, mostly because I was 11 at the time.

>> No.29032655

>>29032573
officially on the phoenix 5 shit list mugga

>> No.29032671

>>29032632
OH yeah. It'd be either hilarious or awkward. Or just hilariously awkward.

>> No.29032719

>>29032492
BREAK BREAD WITH THE ENEMY
NO MATTER HOW MANY CATS i BREAK BREAD WITH
I BREAK WHO YOU SENDIN' ME

>> No.29032724

>>29032596
I thought they portrayed it pretty well. The conflicting writers sort of played out their feelings in the actual story, and it really captured the conflict, I thought.
I also like Cyclops now that he's acting more like Magneto

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>> No.29032753

>>29032724
except for the part where they throw superheroes into guantanamo

>> No.29032774

>>29032719
>BREAK BREAD WITH THE ENEMY
I want to go to a con as Cyclops, blast this song, and harass the shit out of any Magneto I meet.

>> No.29032777 [SPOILER] 

>>29032724
My main problem is how it went from 'good guys having to fight eachother with both sides making good points' to 'Tony Stark is literally Hitler'. That said, it at least led to a pretty cool moment for Thor in his comic after the dust had settled.

>> No.29032781

>>29030042
That image perfectly sums up an average minute in SS13, minus the demons.

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>> No.29032848

>>29028897
>not Sly_Marbo.gif

shame anon.

>> No.29032890

>>29032777
>>29032724
My main beef with the whole arc is the main bad guy, Tony, had such a simple motive the entire time it was hilariously bad: Money.

>> No.29032903

>>29030831
at least post the full gif

>> No.29032930

>>29031022

>> No.29032963

>>29032784
... How do you kill a snowstorm, exactly?

>> No.29032974

>> No.29032991

>>29032777
JMS Thor is one of my all-time favorite books. Fraction was meh-to-bleh, but Aaron is making up for it.

>> No.29032997

>>29032963
MAGIC.

>> No.29033026

>>29031120
God damn it I was so close, I failed sense trap but managed to pass the dex check you clever motherfucker.

>> No.29033053

>> No.29033067

>>29032997
No, see, I understand that.
Like, what spells do you cast? For that matter, how do you look a snowstorm?

>> No.29033075

>>29031096

Are thou perhaps a little jealous, yon Wizard?

>> No.29033080

>>29032903
what is that even from?

>> No.29033081

>> No.29033085

>>29031343
>>29031392
Yes, although I suspect the poster was referencing "The Warp" from 40K
>implying Event Horizon wasn't mankind's first warp jump

>> No.29033090

>Typical DM chest.

>> No.29033099

>>29031307
>Mfw using my druid transformed into a Hammerhead shark as a weapon

>> No.29033126

>>29033080
HAWYP

>> No.29033137

>>29033067

No clue!

>> No.29033149

>>29033126
Erm? What would that be?

>> No.29033166

>> No.29033180

>>29033067
>locate city nuke
>use fire instead of frost at that step.
>stop at fire damage modifier.
>???
>profit

>> No.29033185

>>29033137
Oh... I see.

>>29033149
Hey Ashley, What are You Playing?

>> No.29033187

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLcHJN1soY4

>> No.29033224

>>29033149
see
>>29033187

>> No.29033230

>>29033185
IF I had to guess, though... Control Weather, Wish, and the like. Maybe even a "Slay Storm" Epic spell.

>> No.29033243

>>29032041
>fastest barn in the west

>> No.29033246

>> No.29033260

>Hey guys, I made this new adventure, inspired by that SyFy Alice in Wonderland special!

Tinman was great though. Nigga best get to steppin if they gonna beat on tinman in front of me.

>> No.29033263

>>29031180

>> No.29033270

>>29033230
>Slay Storm
Unless Canas researched himself, why would someone have created such a spell? Maybe its a spell created specifically for this one encounter thousands of years ago?

>>29033246
Wouldn't Santa have some levels in mage or sorc for timestop and/or haste?

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>> No.29033282

>>29033263
>Few months of /v/

>> No.29033287

>>29033149

>> No.29033295

>>29033282
>not /b/

>> No.29033302

>>29033270

The way elements work in Fire Emblem, Light defeats Dark, Elemental defeats Light, and Dark defeats Elemental. The higher level spells on the Elemental level are weather based, like Fimbulvetr. As a master of Dark magic, his spells are super effective on the forces of nature.

>> No.29033320

>>29033278
Rename that file, you anarchist.

>> No.29033327

>>29031444
>Not using your cards as coasters
get a load of this guy

>> No.29033331

>>29033270
He's a Dark Mage/Druid. I'm pretty sure he'll just find it in some book.

And >>29033302's point.

>> No.29033370

>>29033263
Failed your Fetish check, I see

So did I

A lot

>> No.29033393

>>29032493
>implying making people aware that they can get their own sauce in like 5 seconds with minimal effort isn't a community service

Teach a man to fish and all that

>> No.29033405

>>29033295
>not 4chan

>> No.29033423

>>29033067
Gespenst tome

>> No.29033429

>>29029631
This guy is going to be the Joseph Joestar of the series

>> No.29033449

>>29033331
>Implying Donny wouldn't walk up and down a wizard's face all day

>> No.29033484

>>29033393
This Anon speaks wisdom.

>> No.29033492

>>29033449
>Implying he can with those caps

>> No.29033511

>>29031596
Bulletproof glass IIRC. Even when cracked, it'll still hold.

>> No.29033527

>>29033320
Never.

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>> No.29033568

>>29031620
beat me to it

>> No.29033595

>>29033492
>implying fighting a wizard wouldn't trigger underdog.

>> No.29033608

>>29030042
some other anon had it as LA Noir on hard mode in the last thread. chuckled at the gif, lost my fucking shit to the filename

>> No.29033622 [SPOILER] 

>>29033595
>Implying that he's not adMIREing the wizard's skill

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>> No.29033627

>>29033549
This is how you get shit done from the shadows, my runner.

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>> No.29033675

>>29031120
words cannot express how pleased i am that this is animooted

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>> No.29033733

>>29033622
OH FUCK OFF HENRY NO ONE LIKES YOU

>> No.29033772 [SPOILER] 

>>29033733
Don't bite, man.

He's only doin' it CAWS you react.

>> No.29033773 [SPOILER] 

>>29031264
I like you.

>> No.29033816

>>29028270
AD&D is 1e and was a much more detailed release of the original ruleset that fixed a number of glaring issues.
in pre-advanced, elf was a class

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>>29033772

>> No.29033862

>>29033320

I can think of no more accurate name.

>> No.29033888 [SPOILER] 

>>29033834
Your reaction to my puns is better than the last thread's.


They were ranting and raven.

>> No.29033921

>>29033270
Naw, part of the things the elves do is make Santa up to date magic items.

>> No.29033932

>>29032784
>Marrying a lady who can straight up murder a meteorological phenomenon

Livin' the dream.

>> No.29033950

>>29033888
I still hate Henry.

>> No.29033968 [SPOILER] 

>>29033950
Eh. He crows on you.

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>> No.29034033

>>29033968

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>> No.29034079

>>29028672

It's only because I'm playing FFV right now that I understood this.

>> No.29034082

>> No.29034102 [SPOILER] 

>>29034033
No, I'm really surprised at you guys.

By this point, most other people would be out for blood.


You aren't even feeling like murder.

>> No.29034131

>>29028720
I imagine the guy playing Buddha as a Japanese William Shatner.

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>> No.29034152

>>29034102
Fucking Henry, you're are stretching it now
I don't regret pairing you with Lissa

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>> No.29034258

>>29034152
As well you shouldn't.

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>> No.29034417

>>29032357
>Failed to recruit her
>Didn't realize until I'd saved
I'm gonna have to start over now. I was looking forward to her the most out of all of the kids.

>> No.29034460

>>29034053

...considering the contents of the average purse, I have to fear what might be found in a female adventurer's bag of holding.

>> No.29034526

>>29032357
Welcome to /tg/, you must be new here. /a/ is thataway <<<

>> No.29034531

>>29034146

holy shit, i'm dying here.

>> No.29034743

>>29032357
>4theditionclasses.jpg

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>>29034146

>> No.29035121

>>29031190
should have used treble hooks. Once you get those hooked in you you'll need divine intervention to get them out

>> No.29035168

>>29033149
Hey Ash Whatcha Playin

>> No.29035289

>>29031460
"There is only one way to escape these wolves, but you must trust me, brother!"
"I trust you! I trust-*thud*YOU ASSHOLE!"

>> No.29035299

>>29035121
nah, use squiding hooks.

>> No.29035526

>>29035299
Yeah but those don't have the barbs on them. At least that particular one

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>> No.29036003

>>29031804
Holy fuck that comic is so retarded, Link was given magic and shit, and is DESTINED to defeat Ganon. It's not that men other than Link are cowards, it's that Link is THE CHOSEN ONE. It is a retarded concept, yeah, but you can't compare LOZ to real life, because in real life there is no tri force, and there is no magic.


I hope whoever made that comic stops making comics forever, or alternatively wakes up one day and realizes how retarded they've been, leaves tumblr and never goes back there, starts making better comics, and edits all of her(you just fucking KNOW it's some doctor who[only 10 and 11 though, because they're FUCKING DREAMY, I even like 10 myself, he was pretty cool, but for reasons other than I wanted to fuck him] loving feminazi bitch ass cunt, that hates all men) old comics like this one, giving everyone an apology for how stupid she's been.


Fuck, fuck, I need to back into training, I fall for that stagnant bait everyone fucking time I see it.

FUCK.

>> No.29036071

>>29031444
Proper bend test, I see nothing wrong

>> No.29036117

>>29036003

where'd this copypasta originate from? I can really see some potential with it

>> No.29036131

>>29036117
It originates from autism.

>> No.29036263

>>29036003
Stop. Just stop. It's a nice inspirational message wrapped up in a Zelda shell.

The artist's name is Zac Gorman, has a Tumblr called idrawnintendo. Has some pretty neat stuff about old school video games (mostly Zelda and Earthbound, though).

>> No.29036266

>>29036003
... how was that bait? ar- are you some kind of Autist that freaks out over Zelda the same way the Mark:1 Mod:0 Autists freak out over Sonic?
get help and relax with a beer fatty, its just a game, and its just a comic.

>> No.29036364

>>29036003
You trolling needs serious work, anon. That or you really need to relax. That much misdirected anger can't be healthy.

>Not knowing that Link was chosen to carry the Triforce of Courage BECAUSE he's courageous.

>> No.29037357

>>29031632
>>29031632
>red
>Not combo
Oh yes. You smiled.
I now have a boner the size of russia.

>> No.29037548

>>29031979
God damn it.

>> No.29039593

>>29033549
what's this from?

>> No.29039694

>>29039593
Fate/Zero

A very well written prequel to the abhorrent fate/stay night. Its filled with mythology based powers, good character regardless of their otherwise murderous intent, great action scenes that don't overexplain themselves and an ending that will stick with you.

>> No.29039742

>>29033549
Hahahaha. This reminds me of the first large-scale freeform RP I played in. It was full of super special snowflakes, and they all held pretty tightly to stereotypes. They saw that my character was at that point the fastest in the game and had decent abilities in terms of stealth, so they assumed I was a spy or backstabby-type. They missed that most of my inventory consisted of demolition charges. I became known as "the guy that keeps blowing our buildings up" after a few months.

Few things feel better than playing a mercenary in a game with PvP and being so effective that your fellow players get into bidding wars for your services.

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