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How The Hell Do You Keep Warm In That Edition

>decking halls
>jingling bells
>not actually running any games

IRC: Connect to Rizon.net and /join #1001Lewd_Nights
F-List: Reigster for free and connect to /tg/ Chat in F-Chat's private rooms

Be excellent to each other, and keep lewd images to a minimum!

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lewd general

>> No.29025721

Why not christmas Lamia general

>> No.29025766

Lamia are in their burrows hibernating. But don't worry; they'll be super-horny when they emerge in the spring.

>> No.29025794

I didn't know I had to do that.

>> No.29025820

It's just an excuse to demand sex without looking like a slut.

>> No.29025841

I demand sex regardless of the season

>> No.29025888

Is this where I request RP?

>> No.29025925


>> No.29025966

Oh. Where do I do that, then?

>> No.29026005

How unbecoming!

>> No.29026061

Have you read my profile yet? Being lewd is great. I can condone it because Empress.

>> No.29026251

What's the url?

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>> No.29026569 [DELETED] 

Two threads at once, on a Monday? (for dERPing Americlaps: yes, it is Monday in civilised countries, and world time is based on civilised time)

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Xth for buggered furries on the balcony.

>> No.29026634 [DELETED] 

First troll of the thread. That didn't take long. How are you tonight?

>> No.29026692
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>Hellooooo Anon!~ Awww, what's the matter? No one to share the holidays with? That's okay! I've got you a present! Mmmm, and by the looks of things, you got me a nice, BIG present too! How about you let me unwrap it, huh?

>> No.29026694

Death to ERPers

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Who are you and why are you in my house?

>> No.29027103


Go to F-List or the IRC channel and ask there.

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Brown qt Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde here again.

I find I am dangerously low on any sort of pics of cute brown tomboys for the profile, so it is with my greatest gratitude that I ask for some help here. A suitable barbarian and concealed pic I may be able to find myself.

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Well I'm tired. One more time before the holidays.
It's not done, but the idea is there.
And it's a good reason to use some cropped images I just made.

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And the last one.

>> No.29027355

I take ketchup

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Cute shota looking for love.

>> No.29027413

InCase you didn't get it.

>> No.29027417

That's drawn by InCase.

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Criticize me. I can... I-I c-can take it!....


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Thank you, but where the fuck's my ketchup?!

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It's right there, just take the god damn bottle.
Stop yelling, Jesus Christ.

Made one more.

>> No.29027610

S'okay, I'm currently unemployed.
I spend my days playing Skyrim and pondering the futility of mortality...

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I know the feeling, been doing that for three years now.

>> No.29027738

>chubby in yes
Does that apply to males or females?

>> No.29027833

I'm intrigued. What are you looking for, roleplay-wise?

>> No.29027901


Females, rather.

>> No.29027974

Either a dom to take charge and kick the crap out of him for being a prick, or someone to offend him, try to fight him, and end up his bitch. Long or short RP is fine with me!

>> No.29028052


Your character isn't exactly my fetish, but it's awesome.

>> No.29028110

Thanks. I prefer to rip off a character from something cool and then try and organically edit it until it no longer resembles its source material over time. It's also how I code and write short stories.

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Evening, ERP General. Seen your guys' thread a few times and decided to finally look into F-list. Seems pretty cool, so I'd like to start a few characters. Could some of you guys tell me where you got inspirations? Do you self-insert? Use certain characters for certain kinks? I've gone through the wiki and it all seems pretty simple. Regardless, all the extra help you could give would be greatly appreciated.

>> No.29028251 [DELETED] 

Good to know that the shitposter is a europoor. Probably some packi in the calphite of endland.

>> No.29028292

>Could some of you guys tell me where you got inspirations?

Tough for me to say personally. I tend to just take a particular theme (sometimes vague, sometimes very specific) and craft a character around that.

>Do you self-insert?

Goodness no. I try to avoid this at all costs.

>Use certain characters for certain kinks?

That's where my characters tend to go, though there is some overlap. For the most part I'll have a particular character at my disposal for any kink of choice.

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I was in England once. I could only think: "Wow, it's like an inferior version of New Zealand, only with less Maoris and crappier sports teams."

>> No.29028342 [DELETED] 

It's paki. As in Pakistan. If you're going to use random slurs, have the decency to spell them right, you colonial Frenchman.

>> No.29028354

Wolfy girl: http://pastebin.com/A4uvYZaT

Thoughts on this bio, and better, suggestions for reference images? The About part will be collapsable and I'll probably add a note on contact after that but otherwise I'm hoping it'll be good enough with a couple customs thrown down at the bottom for good measure.

>> No.29028392 [DELETED] 

I'm a britfag and I condemn this post.

>> No.29028418

Oh right meant to ask: I mean for her to be able to be played pretty subby if I need to (i.e. not in WOLFFUCK MODE,) is that clear enough by the very end or should I add another line or so?

>> No.29028424

So ... why are there so few drow not into Dom/Sub? Or am I not looking in the right place?

especially futa drow

Hey I just think it'd be neat from a social standpoint considering their highly divisive gendered society. Perhaps their matron didn't want her to be killed at birth for being a freak because she didn't have enough daughters so just told her to hide her abnormality and maybe oppressive family atmosphere is what makes her abandon drow society. Or something. It's only a cultural interest I swear!

>> No.29028429

Would an ERP centred around taking care of someone who's sick, and cuddling out of pure love be too lewd?

>> No.29028451

For the person who wanted to see that one weird dragon freeform RPer advertise how to properly roleplay >>29027421

>> No.29028453

That's really fucking disgusting, you freak.

That idea's actually really neat-o and you should pursue it further.

>> No.29028468

Why would you even suggest that..? Fucking monster. 0/10 would not bring home to mom and dad.

Go for it.

>> No.29028475


Oh gosh...

>> No.29028503

C-could it be a tough warrior chick who has to be nursed by a qt healer of ambigious gender

>> No.29028519


What do you like to roleplay in a non erotic context?

What kind of sexual encounter do you find appealing in a fantasy sense - Elf and orc, human and dragoness, ectera.

Avoid self-inserts as an imitation of you as a person. To paraphrase the great guru Mami, who achieved moksha and release from the cycle of posting on the erp threads, it's not really fair when girls are bringing over kitsunes, kobold-girls, brown tribal girls, ageless elves, beautifully idealistically busty anime vixens, and the guy has average mcaverageson from averageville who looks like the male player with a few changes. Call it the Harem Anime complex.

Now someone is going to come in and say they are fine with 'slice of life average mcaverageson' characters - and that is true. Some people will be. But you can only blame yourself if the mundane character you composed can't get the attention of a more exciting character, or you lack much response to someone as vivid and erotically exciting as Tenchi or the sword art online twat or the typical anime protagonist.

Doesn't mean you have to be really out there. Just think of a creative angle, a niche. Maybe you're a catboy - you could be the usual cuddly neko catboy or a big bara style lion-neko. Maybe you're the dashing rogue type - that may be cliched, but there's a reason girls fawn over Flynn. Maybe you're a grizzled salty veteran so you can pull the older mentor sexual partner angle. Maybe you're a shota sorceror, or a half-feral man/boy raised by wolves and barely civilized.

Do not avoid self inserts in the sense of playing/immersing yourself in the character. Most fantasy literature or literature in general has protagonists who excite and interest us in some way - you probably wouldn't want to read a book of average mcaverageson the guy or girl who lives a perfectly average life. Even "Slice of Life" type animes or sitcoms depict a sort of idyllic, exciting existence.

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Yes. YES.
I can be your warrior.

>> No.29028545


I don't typically play androgynous characters.
But I'd be wiling to make an exception.

>> No.29028571

>big bara style lion-neko
Not enough of these in my world.

>> No.29028585


Personally, I recommend making characters you want your targeted audience to like, while also including your kinks. Also, I decided I wanted to be a little silly. With both of that in mind, I made a science tube and other monsters with silly titles and profiles, but they've turned out to be my most popular characters.

It's like selling a product. What kind of lewding do you provide for your ideal "clients"?

>> No.29028594 [DELETED] 

Oi! We've got way more violent crime and uneducated cunts than New Zealand as well, thank you very much!

>> No.29028604


Das it mane.

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>Holiday travelling
>Can't even connect to F-List due to shitty wi-fi
Well, time to throw my profile out there hoping for adventure ideas, specially the funnysmut ones!

Does a man cursed to live with a tiger head counts?

>> No.29028683

/tg/ my fetish is hypnosis. People say I'm creepy and weird for that. Am I creepy and weird?

>> No.29028700


I like it. Fun, concise vignette to give an idea of her personality, she seems fun.


It means you saw the jungle book and Kaa. No, doesn't make you creepy or weird. Lots of women seem to like it.

>> No.29028711

Your girlfriend reveals she's actually an angel sent by heaven to keep an eye on you.
They've just informed her that her relationship with you is too involved, and she's fighting against the ruling to stay by your side.

>> No.29028745

No, you are my friend. Make an F-list character you'd like to play. Do it. Do it. I don't care if you're a dom or sub, if you come in and say you like hypnosis before anything else we'll get along.

>> No.29028747

I use it mostly for dom stuff. Like... A character who isn't as assertive being able to be more assertive somehow with Hypnosis. But everyone just assumes I mean rapey shit. Also. Kaa hypnosis is kinda lame. I just blame it on cartoons in the 90s and late 80s.

>> No.29028758

Thanks for the input! I'll note this.

I typically find myself role-playing the "slice-of-life" stuff, but am always looking for an opportunity to get into more! Especially fantasy. I also see where you're coming from with your logic, and it makes perfect sense.

I'm not sure if this sounds selfish or not, but I'm actually a little more interested in what kind of "lewding" they can provide for me...

>> No.29028785

>Trying to come up with character
>essentially an adorkable awkward mage girl who lives in a bakery in a high fantasy setting
>Makes confections and has an enjoyment for making golems out of candies and baked goods to help around the house
>Want to make her monstergirl but can't think of something that'd fit a magical baker

>> No.29028802

How is she at being hypnotized?

>> No.29028804

Yes but as long as you don't indulge on it in my campaigns your okay kinda creepy and weird

>> No.29028809

Why not a golem that produces other golems?

>> No.29028829

Oven Golem sidekick would be kinda cool.

>> No.29028849


Nothin wrong with slice of life for sure! And I can acknowledge that some people really dig the more mundane. I think it's more presentation than appearance - I didn't watch that more recent techni universe thing with the brown elf, but it sounds like the lead in it is a lot more engaging than Tenchi was.


That's the beauty of it, anon. You don't have to have the monster girl fit the magical baker - whatever she was born as, she developed a love of baking and making sweet, tasty confections to brighten people's days.

Maybe she's a spider-girl, a lamia, a kitsune, a golem-girl like >>29028809, she could be anything and just trying to make a fresh start in the city.

Jesus christ nigga how kawaii

>> No.29028860

>fresh start


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>being banned for asking a question

I was legit curious, god damnit.

>> No.29028868

Wasn't that a plot from an anime?

>> No.29028873

Link to your profile, now, you disgusting excuse for a human/monstergirl/robot/eldritch abomination.

>> No.29028883


Yes? Yes

>> No.29028884

What if I'm really blatant that I'm a hypnotist? Rumpled suit, cheap cape, bald head and big bushy weird eyebrows?

>> No.29028904 [DELETED] 

/tg/ has mods still?

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>> No.29028925

There was somebody in these threads a month or so back rolling a trap based on this art. Goddamn, I wanted to ravish the hell out of that cute ass, but they deleted their profile before I could ever line anything up with them. Truly, there is not enough time in the day for typefucking.

>> No.29028937


Well, the idea is to be able to make both sides happy. Pursue the kinds of profiles you want, but have your profile show them why they should lewd with you.

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>lewd is a verb here
I like this place already.

>> No.29029011

Thanks, I do that so it's easier to imagine why my character would come across another and want to bone them. I've read enough smut/logs to be tired of meet>dirty talk>iwantityouwantit>fuck in nearest convenient place already, and I haven't even done any ERP myself yet. I'm sure most of you are more creative than that but I fear for the world at large. Plus, this helps contextualize my fetishes a little better for my own sake.

>> No.29029020


Just another person chiming in on this...

I tend to build a character that suits my interests, and then I seek out partners who would enjoy such a character.

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>> No.29029042


This is why rape is great.


>> No.29029054

I think that's the plot of at least 20 different animes, and god knows how much fanfiction.

>> No.29029072 [DELETED] 

That's exactly the problem: a trigger happy janitard with a love for NSFW shit on SFW boards, and unquestioning mod backup.

>> No.29029078

I like "lewdist" and "enlewdening," myself. We're very fond of "lewd" here.

>> No.29029096 [DELETED] 

Nothing in the rules prohibits NSFW text on a blue board, skippy.

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>> No.29029114

In that case, enlewd upon me all of your knowledge of the lewd. Please.

>> No.29029129

I'm pretty big on it myself, but I still want to justify the rape. Why is she hypnotizing and raping young boys? Why does this werewolf thing go around raping and not eating? Important questions of our time, truly. Also writing stories is easier than actually ERPing for me and I keep putting that off.

>> No.29029160 [DELETED] 

Actually, the rules don't differentiate between images and text. Enforcement against sexting on SFW boards doesn't exist though, which is a major problem.

Yes please!

>> No.29029182

I am now imagining a clay golem making cookie golems and lamenting how she is never as taste as good as them. Poor girl.

>> No.29029190 [DELETED] 

>a major problem
Uh huh honey :)

>> No.29029198 [DELETED] 



>> No.29029229

Th-that's quite a bit of lewdness, Anon. And yet, nowhere near enough. There is always more enlewdening to be done.

>> No.29029245 [DELETED] 

The funny thing is that complaining about moderation/policies is also against the rules.

>> No.29029254
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Idea. Honey googirl. Y/N?

>> No.29029257

>ERP thread
>Lewd'ing going on
>Shitposter(s) getting upset over typefuck fun.

Just another weekend night!

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I can take it all. I promise.

>> No.29029272

God fucking damnit, yes.

Please, make it and I'll make stuff to you.

>> No.29029273

Y. For all that is holy, Y.

>> No.29029293


Very yes, make this picture your avatar.

>> No.29029301

Can I eat parts of her without causing her harm?

>> No.29029314 [DELETED] 

ERPers should die. The world's average IQ would skyrocket.

>> No.29029324

>Kisses that taste sweet
My keyboard doesnt have enough Y for this

>> No.29029341

Anon, you don't even know how Y.

>> No.29029348

If my ~*EPIC KANYE REFERENCE*~ leads to this happening I will be a happy man.

>> No.29029366 [DELETED] 


>> No.29029393 [DELETED] 

Just pointing out that the rules are different from the way they're enforced, sheeple.

>> No.29029399

I'm pretty sure goo girls just need to eat some to replace lost body parts, her malleable cells mitosis-ing and what not

>> No.29029432

>suction-based vore


>> No.29029473

What if I just want to watch good ERP? Is that too creepy?

>> No.29029478


She tastes great, and doesn't even seem to mind! If anything, she almost seems glad that someone wants to eat her.

A few minutes after finishing the last bite, the pain begins. A few hours later, a larger and more voluptuous honey-goo-girl leaves behind a pile of bones.

>> No.29029482

Goos must have some kind of inner circulatory system to keep their insides from getting solid. Would they pulse and swish around you or just have a constant flow of slow, warm goo running along whatever you stick in them?

>> No.29029516

Nice oxymoron there, Reginald.

>> No.29029541


Exposure to oxygen creates a semi-permeable surface that traps in liquid goo, and allows solid matter and other liquids to enter via suction.

>> No.29029550

literally who

>> No.29029605

But that would make air bubbles with every thrust! And unless you're into inflation, that's no good. I think all the cells should be synced up like a heart, pulsing and swishing in time.

>> No.29029649


Excess air that is forced in from physical contact is forced out by the same forces that allow things to enter. They're basically sucked out, creating little bubbles of goo that split and burst on the surface on occasion.

>> No.29029650

Dear god...

>> No.29029661

I always liked making goo girls like kandra from Mistborn. They are masses of formless goo and muscle fibers like a slug usually but once they find humanoid bones they slowly make the shape of the creature it once ones, slowly wrapping around it and taking form.

A goo girl I had a 'brain' that was a hard center and it'd shove that inside the skull to stay protected

>> No.29029666

In addition goo girls dissolve organic matter they take in, an irreversible process that's incredibly painful and 100 percent fatal. They are, sometimes quite literally, honeypots to kill retarded ERPers.

>> No.29029674

Why are you doing this

>> No.29029705


Okay so please reply. Are you doing this?
Use this picture as the avatar, I want you.

>> No.29029722

I like mine to break down matter when they take in anything organic, giving them more mass.

and taking on the flavor of what ever they are fed which sucks because my original goo girl slept in the underdark so tasted like mushrooms all the time

>> No.29029725


With slimes about, watch out!

>> No.29029750


I just wanted to talk about goo girls.

>> No.29029758

Meter, dude. Meter.

With slimes about,
You'd best watch out!

>> No.29029774


What if turn-around vore is my fetish?

>> No.29029779

Can't believe no one has said this yet but... THAT SOUNDS PRETTY SWEET!

>> No.29029844

Watch out for bears... They might put her in a

>> No.29029867

Honey goo girl and baker golem. Best candy friends?

>> No.29029871

That could really BEE bad!

>> No.29029874

Sugar? I hardly even know 'er?

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>> No.29029945
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What about summoning the ultimate eldritch waifu from beyond /tg/?

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>No: Consensual

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You know what you must do...

>> No.29030033
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>No: Sex
>No: Touching without permission
>No: Overly aggressive characters
>No: Overly subby characters

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Like this?

>> No.29030060


10/10 - Would form a loving relationship based on fear.

>> No.29030089

So where do you guys get your profile and character pictures?

Subtly /r/ing a delicious brown girl with glasses/goggles and cyberpunk-ish attire.

>> No.29030143

Back when I was just writing alone I had a shadow demigoddess character who could get all attached and yandere and start going non-Euclidian on you at night. Need to port her over to F-List.

>> No.29030163


anon pls

>> No.29030211

Is that a good pls or an I know you and fuck off pls because this one could go either way.

>> No.29030223


It means: "Why yes fine sir, please indulge us by porting over that character."

>> No.29030265

Good they still aren't here then
I have trouble finding art to reference her with, strangely. Working my own talents there but for now I'm just gonna have to keep looking.

>> No.29030301


>'The experiment is complete! I've summoned a goddess of fertility into a compatible host, and will now await the physical changes eagerly.'

The last written page of the scientist's journal, found in a pool of blood.

>> No.29030323


Take your time. Maybe get the groundwork for the profile laid before getting concerned with the image though...

>> No.29030385

Oh anon this is my self-made waifu, I've got a good idea of what I'd say. I'm in no real rush, I've got some other things on F-list that are a little more pressing.

>> No.29030419


You've crushed my dreams anon, but that's okay, I forgive you.

>> No.29030500

Shh, link me your profile if you're interested and I'll try to get back to you once I've made her. Playing females is hard; you're behind a couple others. At least I'll have some experience by the time I get to her.

>> No.29030553


That's okay anon, I'm sure you'll post it sometime in one of these threads, and then I'll get a hold of you.

>> No.29030581

Do you not have a profile or am I gonna have to smack a little bitch

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Alright, time for Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, ERP edition.

H-Here I go...


Be gentle.

>> No.29030680



I'll be good.

>> No.29030707

>/tg/ as a fetish

Yes cool

>> No.29030725

what if kanye west cloned kanye west and literally fucked himself

>> No.29030795
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Anyone else find especially porcine orcs cute? I wish that style would catch on more. Anyone have cute green ladies?

>> No.29030804 [DELETED] 


It's been awhile, so I figure if I repost my profile here I'll catch some people who haven't seen it before.

Huge sea-monster.
Available in multiple genders.[/spoiler[

>> No.29030820

Needs an image

>> No.29030844

Been awhile since I last showed off this profile. Here it is again for anyone who hasn't seen it...


>> No.29030853 [DELETED] 

How weird is it that I have a fetish for a worksafe /tg/? I masturbate elsewhere, NEVER where I play and plan my games. It's as natural as not shitting where you eat. Which brings me to my question: Why do you have a fetish for public group masturbation in full view of elementary schools?

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>> No.29030901
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>> No.29030911 [DELETED] 

You mean on the same board where they discuss vaginal spider capacity, Elven Genocide powered mineshafts and the perfect method of heart-extraction from regenerating beings?

>> No.29030951

B-But Ed is sacred!


>> No.29030969 [DELETED] 

Which gives me the next question: Why do you masturbate to stuff like that?

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>> No.29031026 [DELETED] 


Mineshafts are fucking dirty, man.

>> No.29031030


Thanks, though. For whatever ungodly reason, Danbooru completely slipped my mind.

>> No.29031168 [DELETED] 
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What? That doesn't occur in ERP threads. That just happens naturally on /tg/.

Much like the thread where I found this gem.

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>> No.29031314

You'd be amazed by how hard it is to find the pics I need. I'll set it up tomorrow, I guess.


>> No.29031333
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>finally getting to "Kinks" when creating a new character

>> No.29031371

My lips are so fucking chapped right now and that hurts to watch

>> No.29031428

>your lips will never be as silky smooth as hers

>> No.29031485

I prefer "lewdite" for the noun.

>> No.29031524
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>the chat crashes right in the middle of an interesting roleplay with a new partner, and potentially before you might've gotten to play with another new partner who was immensely interested in your more unusual kinks

>> No.29031637

I've always had a problem with the Kinks section. I tend to think "OK, sure" for most things, and "eh nah" for others. It's all context for me, the mood of the RP rather than the content.

Makes it a real pain in the ass to deal with. Usually I just wing it with kinks during RP's themselves anyways. While worrying endlessly that I'm upping the ante too much.

>> No.29031696

But that's so close to luddite!

>> No.29031762

>Honey Goo Goo

>> No.29031773
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It appears as though the extra-terrestrial threat is now targeting our ERP centres Commander.

>> No.29031866
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MOTHER FUCKERS! That's it, time to go carpet bomb Regulus.

>> No.29031978

>computer dies during introductory rp and negotiations for future ones
>cannot properly continue on phone

Just my luck.

>> No.29031994

Does anyone here have any kinks that they've never had the opportunity to try out on F-List either because they're too lewd, or because you've been too shy?

Want to share them?

>> No.29032005

No worries, Norn! I'll be waiting for ya! Bookmark me from your message inbox.

>> No.29032024

O-of course not!

Very excessive and sticky girl juice, like almost the same consistency as pre-semen. I think it's really just because its too uncommon unusual

>> No.29032055
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Newfriend checking in. I'm just about done, I suppose. Opinions..?


>> No.29032104

Needs more to differentiate it, friend. Something more unique! Being "a shapeshifter" is all well and good, but it lacks soul. Why is she a shapeshifter? How? Does it hurt? Are there limits? Is she a secret T-1000?

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to constructively criticize. What's there is okay, but it could be great! Just needs to fill in the fuzzy spots.

>> No.29032118

I tend to RP the woman, and for some reason, noone ever goes for the butt.

I mean, I dig it - We do all kinds of stuff with all kinds of body parts. But it's like I need to ask nicely to get people to shove things up my patoo-tie.

Just doesn't flow naturally into the story, I guess.

>> No.29032173

Cool! I can do that. Should I simply revise the last paragraph, or add another?

Most importantly: How do I start lewding?

>> No.29032214


I don't think it's too unusual anon. I imagine that with the right character, it could be worked into the story in some fashion.


See, I've never noticed that myself, but I find it fascinating that something that seems almost obvious would never happen for you.

>> No.29032350

Story? Like what
>Lesbian amazons who scissor to get each other pregnant

>> No.29032365

I suggest finding some profiles posted in these ERP Generals that catch your attention, then send them notes stating your interest and desire to lewd!

Or, you know, since it's a cute female profile, you can kick back a bit and probably rack up some hits. You'd probably make some Anon's night if you hit them up, though.

>> No.29032387

Come hang out in the /tg/ Bottle Room, maybe. It's pretty easy to get right into things.

Usually, at least.

>> No.29032403

Got'cha! Sounds fine by me.

How would I go about getting there..?

>> No.29032414


Perhaps a monster girl with excessive/sticky juices that also act as a paralytic. The more she cums, the less able to stop her from ravaging your body you get.

>> No.29032431

Go to the F-List Front Page, click "Join Experimental Chat" and look in the Private Room listings.

Bottle is strictly In-character, but there's also an OOC channel that you can get into through the header.

>> No.29032545

New grill: http://www.f-list.net/c/serina%20fowl

I don't much care for this style of monstergirl, but hey, it's an image. If anyone has anything with more fur on the body do not hesitate to give it to me. Also do not hesitate to give me lewd notes while I finish up the info.

>> No.29033767

>tfw constantly at character limit, have to delete least played characters to make room for new ones
>this is every day, one or two new characters. I get the concept and just have to flesh them out

I never even play most of them

>> No.29033967

Just make a second account?

>> No.29034013
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I recently joined an ERP IRC channel.

I was interested in ERP, since my regular forum roleplay is strictly fade to blacks before the lewdness.

Unfortunately I think I did it wrong.

I joined the ERP with a simple concept:

Felix Cheshire, Rapeable Catboy Butler (the setting is rather like a large hotel/dorm mansion thing).

I have been there for about a week, and done no amount of lewd RPing.

Instead, Felix has simply been the Butler. When someone has sex on the couch, Felix is there after they leave washing the cushions.

Felix answers the door, bakes pies, serves tea, and occasionally goes outside for a smoke break.

...Ladies and gentleman, I fail at ERPing.

>> No.29034092


Not a character as such, more a list of kinks. AIM/YIM are my preferred methods of contact. Cheers.

>> No.29034109

Best character EVER. I think I'll play my Angel like that in a group RP. Completely subservient, harmless, and easily ignored.

>> No.29034301

He's not really ignored, he just... doesn't get into situations conducive to lewdness.

While other people are having shapeshifting, demonic, egg-laying lesbian threesomes,

Felix is:
>moping up ash and char from a crater left from a demon weapon
>Cooking/serving cherry pie and ice cream to an Archangel and random people
>Serving raspberry tea to Beelzebub and even more random people
>Serving ale to two pirates and a dead guy

Apparently I just don't into ERP

>> No.29034320

>Nothing but a pile of kinks
>Not even gender/orientation is filled out

So why exactly should anyone contact you?

>> No.29034406
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What? No lewd grabs at your buttocks? No sexy eating of the pastries? No accidental spilling of tea and demands to clean it off? No nothing?

But really. If nobody is biting on their own just grab somebody who is free and might be interested and push the 'service' angle to its ultimate conclusion.

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>F-List is for listing pre-existing characters you have
>mfw don't really have a list of characters I play, just sort of make new ones up every game


>> No.29034568

Make a hub profile

>> No.29034581

I think I might be too focused on the "Butler" aspect of it and less of the catboy.

There was a moment where things got close where people tried ordering him to give a foot massage.

The master of the house kind of ruined it by telling him "You don't have to if you don't want to."

Felix said that he would willingly do it if his duties included servicing the guests of the house,

but apparently it was "Just do it if you want to."

So Felix skipped off to wash towels.

It really would have been a fun angle if people were allowed to order him to do things.

>> No.29034596

Hold the phone.
How the fuck did I get in this thread? I don't remember opening this tab, hell, I don't even ERP!

>> No.29034611

It's calling to you, Anon.

Dare you answer?

>> No.29034629

Then it's a divine sign that you totally should try it.

>> No.29034653
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>"butler" aspect
>not suggestive

>> No.29034697

But I don't even have any gud fetishes.

>> No.29034727
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Then we gotta work with the bad ones~

>> No.29034735

I told you I was bad at this!

Like, I like to think that I can RP, and people say they enjoy the non-lewd RP with me.

I am just horrible at creating situations that lead to lewdness.

Or I am being entirely too subtle for a group of IRC ERPers.

>> No.29034795

Gib critiques/recommendations/lewd notes to a dominant shemale pls :3


>> No.29034849

>No dudes


>> No.29034873

B-but you're on "a temporary hiatus from my gender."

>> No.29034898

This reminds me of a time when I played a rickety old man in some shitty rp, I don't even remember what it was, but most people were demigods or some shit even more OP. Not my character though, he liked the newspaper, mini-golf, and the weather channel.

Everybody thought he was some mystical elder god of knowledge or someshit because he nodded and mumbled "Uh-huh" as he read the paper when angsty gods bitched about their lives to him.

He also got in an arguement with the son of zeus on the weather once, since the men on the tely do weather as their job, and why should he trust some punk kid over the television?

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>Or I am being entirely too subtle for a group of IRC ERPers.
That might be an issue, try more direct approach.

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>tfw get pissy about a losing streak on painfully passive males and forget to remove the warning once you've cooled down

We pansexual again.

>> No.29034981

I figured a subservient catboy who never says no to an order would have been glaringly obvious enough.

It appears I will have to revise my expectations from the ERP community.

>> No.29035022
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Hey lewdsters~

Still looking for a woman who shares my preg fetish and would be up for some sapphic love and maybe even giving birth together.
As always those of the male persuation can still note me as well but I have quite a few straight RPs going on currently.


>> No.29035041
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But I'm in the mood for fantasy, so I don't think I can help. Sorry.

>> No.29035208

>tfw too shy to actually start RPing

What if I'm bad at it? What if they aren't into it?

oh god I can't even smut right.

>> No.29035257

Tsundere kitsune wants fluffy tail touched, would elaborate more but I'm pretty fucking drunk


Expect heavy profile modifications in the next days

>> No.29035332

Alright, here is how it goes.

You start out by figuring out what you want to make. Hubs are, generally, bad.

Now, if you want to RP with fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, post your profile in here in threads. Say you're new.

I know that some people are actually into be a "tutor" of sorts"

>> No.29035483
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Alternate universe Satsuki/Ryuko romance roleplay? It takes place in a modern high school and the meat of the story is really mostly coming out of the closet lesbian drama and romance.

We'd still fuck but with a story.

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>> No.29035555

I just hope I interested you enough to look me up once the profile's done. <3! Otherwise all my work in spare moments during the busiest time of year is for nothing.

>> No.29035570

Profiles which state: "I can be anything you want." Even if you give a selection of possible chars and put in some effort they are generally not well received.

>> No.29035608

So it's better to just have a predetermined character?

What do people do when they want to play more than just the one character?

Multiple accounts?

>> No.29035674


Do you mean like controlling npc's? I have to do that all the time. I'll play with a lot of people and i'll end up playing dozens of characters while they just sit there happily playing their own and not even attempting to play anyone else or add to the story.

I want some world building dammit.

>> No.29035829

You can have multiple characters on your account. If you have a new idea just make a new char. You can go up to 30 iirc so that is plenty of space.

Also a hub page tends to go down much better if you only have it state "I am flexible and X,Y and Z is what I like. Look at my other chars for inspiration but I don't mind creating something new with you." And obviously set all your characters so that they are visible on the others.

>> No.29035857


Added a few new custom kinks here!

>> No.29035955
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>> No.29036774

More like getting dragged out of closet. Screaming.

But I like it.

>> No.29036929

>Editing profiles in a rage
This upsets me greatly. More then it should. Don't do this.

>> No.29036943

you're doing it horrible wrong, hasuta is gay.

>> No.29036988

As a rainbow unicorn.

>> No.29037044

As a leprechaun that spent his pot of gold to build a gay bar at the end of the rainbow

>> No.29037069

Orrb is also adorbs.

>> No.29037237

I'm new to this whole thing.


>> No.29037343


My character is a total self-insert, she is simultaneously who I would want to be and who I would want to be with (though maybe not at the same time...or maybe yes...I'll be in my bunk).

The most important thing is to make a character that you want to play, chances are good someone will want to play with you.

>> No.29037464
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My first character.

Please be gentle.

>> No.29037480

You might want to fill out the fetishes a bit more.
Get a bit longer of a description, and an image to be safe.

>> No.29037483

Weekly reminder that you will never have a mail-order qt giantess slut waifu move in with you

>> No.29037509
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That was a pretty low point for these threads.

>> No.29037514

I'd like to see the low point of those panties

>> No.29037520

Still looking for pictures... I'd be grateful if anyone could point me to a place where I could find some elf/half-elf pictures.
Also a suggestion for lengthening the description would be awesome. What sort of things should I be putting down?

>> No.29037531

I personally tend towards the brief, but you should have at least one or two sentences for Personality, Appearance and background.
Maybe add in some possible scenes, as well.

>> No.29037542


>> No.29037544

Looking for pointers. Or really anything to get me going in the right direction.

>> No.29037556


Alright, I'll put in a couple sentences for each. Possible scenes are things I want to do with him, right?

>> No.29037558

The profile itself seems very well done to me, personally.
Just not the kind of character I would want to lewd.

>> No.29037564

>Sating Ed's curiosity and gently teaching her how to lewd.
Why do I like the idea so much?

>> No.29037573

Things you want to do with him, possible variations on the character (Such as modern fantasy, or just whatever).

>> No.29037598

What's the drop-rate on those panties, baby?

>> No.29037606

Who needs an oven...
When you're a motherflippin' dragon.

>> No.29037620

What would variations on the traditional D&D fantasy be? Gah, so much effort.

>> No.29037721
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Will do.

>> No.29037751

cghub is good for regular stuff and the occasional erotic nude

>> No.29038146


But chubby girls are best

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>> No.29038208

then you aren't hasuta

>> No.29038396


Everybody likes them.

>> No.29038558
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Chubby's are the best.

>> No.29038586

Only when there's a good player pulling the strings. I like your taste in chubbies.

>> No.29038607

I know, right? I'm pretty much stalking Foron right now. I really hope it doesn't creep him/her out...

>> No.29038616


Who Foron and what does he do?

>> No.29038619

Without looking at her from the side its hard for me to view her as chubby, or I guess I am jaded from living in Clapistan.

>> No.29038626

The only reason to namefag is to draw attention to yourself, so I doubt they find it creepy.
It's probably exactly what Foron wants, really.

>> No.29038631

Excuse me, kind sir, but did you just say Butler? Bring him down to the /tg/ Bottle Room for ERP shenanigans.

http://www.f-list.net/c/Magnus%20Butler (I was practically doing the same thing. Just go out there and jump into the fray, be a bit more active. Maybe add a bit of suggestiveness into your writing. That's what I do.)

>> No.29038637
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Resident namefag pervert.
Likes to tease but will not please.

>> No.29038645


Why you being mean? Nigga's cute.

>> No.29038651
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Nope, it's fine, stalk away stalker.
Not really.

>> No.29038665
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That pretty much sums me up.

>> No.29038685

"gay" as in "likes it up the butt from other boys"
that not sayin' he's not cute

>> No.29038689


I so want a delicious brown girl like this.

Too bad girls are cunts.

>> No.29038692


Well then he looks doubly gay to me, seeing as he has 'pegging' on the list. He likes it up the butt from everyone.

>> No.29038713
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You'll never know, you may find the brown girl of your dreams.

>> No.29038723

Nah, I can tell she's chubby enough for me. It's a build thing.

>delicious brown girl
But, she's white? Unless you think only blonde Nords are white.

>> No.29038724

Though calling them cunts won't help your chances.

>> No.29038733


I mean a brown girl looking like this one. With a belly like that.

>> No.29038735

>stalk away stalker
I'm masturbating furiously to my idealized version of you. You like that, baby? This post is completely true and unironic.

>> No.29038740


Actually it might.

>> No.29038746

"Brown girl" doesn't mean, inherently, nonwhite, it can refer to a natural skin tone or a deep tan.
e.g. there's an infamous image set of two blonde haired blue eyed lesbians, one is normal white skin tone, one is 1% slightly more tanned, and this is heralded as an example of "delicious brown girl."

Likewise, Caska from Berserk seems to have had two super white parents, apparently she just is deeply tanned, unless I'm missing something.

I believe it originates from a Japanese fetish about hyper-tanned girls or somesuch.

But I don't know and don't get it.

>> No.29038749
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Have, Anon, it's "have". That's the difference with girls.

>> No.29038759


Women are the only creatures in this universe capable of both having something and being it at the same time.

It's uncanny.

>> No.29038761
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I don't not like it.

>> No.29038768

Not really, it's same with anons and dicks.

>> No.29038770


But anons are all girls. Girls don't have girls.

>> No.29038782
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I thought that we're all bears?

>> No.29038788

>Girls don't have girls.
You obviously don't know what TPE is~

>> No.29038791

>Girls don't have girls.

I'm so embarrassed right now

>> No.29038799
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That's so fucking sexy.

>> No.29038800


Thermoplastic elastomers?

>> No.29038815
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Are you referring to this couple perhaps?

I wouldn't say that she's "1% more tanned"

>> No.29038818

>there's an infamous image set
Links, or it's just another story. In any case, I don't think the girl from >>29038665 qualifies as a brown girl, even merely from a skin tone perspective.

>> No.29038830

You're going to have to do better than that if you want my cum in your mouth.

>> No.29038832

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I make a V sign with my left hand and keep it close to my face. When I finish, I feel like a cute girl that some guys are watching and get off to me.

I had to share this.

>> No.29038843

Tanned pussy is clearly nonwhite.

>> No.29038851

>V sign
Are you making proper ahegao to go along with it?

>> No.29038853

Just a little more...

>> No.29038858


Yes, sometimes. My eyes roll up naturally, but I rarely keep the mouth open.

>> No.29038872

Well then maybe you need someone - or rather something - to keep it open for you..

>> No.29038886
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That's neat. Means your first ever real sex partner will punch your lights out when you orgasm just from having to see your stupid face.

>> No.29038894


I never said I'm a virgin anon... Sorry...

Although you're kinda right

>> No.29038895
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>> No.29038910
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"D-d-don't tease me, anon."

>> No.29038934

That gif is why my friend injects test.

>> No.29038946


Your friend injects shit to his body because a girl is touched and tries not to cry?

>> No.29038965


Are you a boy or a girl?

>> No.29038976


Don't ask, the answer will sadden you.

>> No.29038981
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Does it matter?

>> No.29038991


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>> No.29039003

She is mirin him so hard in that video. You don't bite your lip and look at his abs when you don't want to bang someone who looks like that.

>> No.29039007


Nah, that's a /fit/ bias, sadly.

>> No.29039014

The correct answer to this is always

>> No.29039026

It matters. I'm going to masturbate to it either way, but it matters. Just like details in reference pictures.

>> No.29039038


W-well, boy. I just like doing the V to feel like a girl.

>> No.29039040

Sure you do. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a great gif, and a great fantasy. But it's really not what you think. Not necessarily anyways. That's why it's such a great fantasy.

>> No.29039043

Not getting much interest in this profile. Should I lewd it up more? Maybe rewrite it with the first story bit condensed down and have the About section be the meat of it with a more physical/visual description? I just don't know how to make things any lewder without making her sound ditzy.

>> No.29039072
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>feel like a girl
I can fap to this, boy-o.

>> No.29039088
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How lewd.

>> No.29039097



I wish I was a girl and could make boys look at me doing lewd stuff.

>> No.29039111

Although your profile preference says you will take humans, your fav list has mostly either things you do, or things that are usually only nonhumans can do/have.

Players like to know they will be able to really turn a partner on and mesh well, which means you have to list more things that people can look at and say "not only do I like what I see, I think she will like me too!"

I know that's my reaction, anyway. Right after "I want to bone her but she's not online", anyway.

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I'd wanna be a girl to ware all the pretty dresses.
Being barrel chested and build like a brick shit house doesn't help.
Girls have all the fun.

>> No.29039192

I'm glad you like it. Larkin Love does some damned fine work, though her accent / way of talking is somewhat jarring when it comes to some of her roles. To be sure, I'm totally willing to overlook that in light of her many talent.

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I still need those gloves.

>> No.29039205

I've got a few people I'm supposed to do something with on another character today (I also need to get back to sleep for a couple hours) but maybe later. Note me or something?

>> No.29039223

How do you tell someone you don't want to play a second game with them because they're not very good at roleplaying?

>> No.29039251

>dat spoiler text
Are you always so cerebral?

>> No.29039269

If you don't mind, I'm going to continue firmly in the "belief" that you are an impressively built female. And, yes, girls do get all the fun.

>> No.29039270


Why isn't this character a girl. Fuck my life

>> No.29039287
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You could out right tell 'em, sure they will feel a little hurt, but if you give some constructive criticism, it'll help them down the line.

Or you can be passive about it, but it will be likely to bite you in the ass later on.

>> No.29039290

Mostly when I really get into masturbating. It's like my animal self is completely taking over the less cerebral aspects of my consciousness, so the only thing left to put in charge of writing text is extremely, well.

>> No.29039303

I like you better and better all the time, Foron. I wouldn't feel too hurt, Foron. I'd just get better. For you.

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What ever helps to get you off anon~.

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I try my best.

>> No.29039413
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Now for some vidya, I swear that if it crashes again...

>> No.29039427

Despite liking big boobs, tan thighs, built women, AND bootyshaking. Somehow that gif doesn't do it for me.

>> No.29039442

Lewd vidya, I hope?

>> No.29039463
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Does muton fisting count?

>> No.29039559

How do I make boys seem appealing on f-list? I'm tired of playing girls, but I'm a shit and love attention...

>> No.29039573
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>get snowed under with work at end of semester
>stop logging on to f-chat
>go to France for a week before Christmas
>shitty wifi and sharing room so don't log on
>get back home, log onto F-list
>note from favourite RP partner
>"Hey, where'd you go? I finished finals so now we can have tons of dirty vanilla sex."
>pic related, my feels when

Help me, /tg/, I think I'm developing an internet crush.

>> No.29039575

Boys, or men?

Depends on what you're looking for.

>> No.29039592

I wanna fuck girls.

>> No.29039603
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Let it flourish, nothing bad will happen.

>> No.29039609

When asked after the fact she said she was heavily constipated at the time. I call bullshit. It was exactly what it looked like.

>> No.29039636

Don't stop playing girls. I'll give you all the attention you want.

>> No.29039651

Not lewd, unfortunately. I thought you might be playing Parasite in City or something.

>> No.29039684

The problem with this question is that we can only give you advice based on what we like. I play girls exclusively, I like men, and I could tell you exactly how to craft a male character who would get me wet as fuck, but that's just one person's tastes.

Serious advice, just make a character you feel comfortable with.

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I actually think this would be pretty educational.

Pic related: a guy who gets me wet as fuck.

>> No.29039772

Okay I tried to change some things up in the kinks section. Is it working now or should I make it more clear that I'm fine with human things in the bio? Honestly thought I did kinda make her primarily for beasty stuff, I may just have to look for that myself. Just concerned because a few people seemed interested when I pitched it, so I'm probably doing it wrong now.

>> No.29039828

My very close (ERP) friend bought me X-COM: Enemy Within.

Her words precisely: "Enjoy toying about with your girls with no limbs, anon~"

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And what a sweet friend.

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Adieu erp general.
Merry Christmas.

>> No.29040143


But I wanna touch girls... I'm sick of guys for now!


Well you can always share it.

>> No.29040171

Then touch girls as girls, it can't be that hard to do that.

>> No.29040467
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>make male character
>no approaches for two weeks
>make female character
>4 bookmarks within 3 minutes, 5 private chats within 10, 1 erp and another planned and ready to go within 30

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>> No.29040889

>Try to debut a new female character
>Play her as dominant, but not overbearingly so, and more interested in females
>First hit is a male wanting to do humiliation things and saying my character is innocent

Is this normal or am I just not looking in the right places

>> No.29040940

From what I've read, that's pretty par for the course, just let it pass.

>> No.29041060


Into the trash it goes

>> No.29041165

I always am astonished at that. I have quite the popular female profile and honestly never experienced this aside from the lone futa close after character creation who seemingly was incapable to read the glaringly obvious "No Futas" custom kink in my no list.

>> No.29041323 [DELETED] 

Oh look, a NSFW yiff thread! Why isn't this shit threadb& on sight?

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>> No.29041535

My first non-/tg/ hit on a very lewd scenario was Zen Walker, the interdimensional demon slayer who had Plot Twists faved and wasn't looking for ERP. I think you just gotta expect silly things.

>> No.29041641

Now now. Naming and shaming isn't nice.

He has 'Sex Driven' in his faves though so that is quite strange.

>> No.29041656

It didn't really seem like that anon was shaming, personally.

>> No.29041758

Posting his f-list on 4chan without asking him (presumably) is still impolite.

>> No.29041816

I wasn't really. Just saying, people are gonna contact things they like regardless of compatibility.

>> No.29042196

A general question:

Do we want to do a Christmas special edition or do we wait for the next weekend?

>> No.29042237

If you wanna make a thread, for it, go ahead. Might want to make a note that people should try and post holiday-themed profiles if you want to distinguish it from the weekend threads.

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