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Your Advent Calendar Is Now Filled With Chocolate Elves Edition

>playing naughty
>playing nice
>not actually playing

IRC: Connect to Rizon.net and join #1001Lewd_Nights
F-List: Click on F-Chat and join /tg/ Chat under Private Rooms

Stay off the naughty list and keep those lewd images to a minimum!

>> No.28980300

>living armor thread a few days back
>now want to run an entire lewd campaign involving PCs given superpowered symbiote armor that may or may not lovingly molest them at random times
Well that escalated quickly. Any suggestions as to what I should put into this game?

>> No.28980334

>>28980300

>> No.28980391 [DELETED] 

nth for adorable sergal kids

>> No.28980409

>finally back into the mood and groove to do this
>have to go to bed so can't post anything until tomorrow night

god dammit oh well

>> No.28980473

Adbertising new character

http://www.f-list.net/c/zudagog

>> No.28980531

Have you all checked your slut levels recently?

((No of Views/Days) x 1.5)+(Bookmarks x 0.5) = How much of a whore you are.

Less than 0: Anti Slut
1-10: Somewhat a Slut
11-30: Becoming a Slut
31-50: Slut
51-70: Huge Slut
71-100: Super Slut
100+: Town Bike

>> No.28980557

>>28980531
Didn't bookmarks used to be x2.5

>> No.28980582

>>28980557

I was, though it made everyone into ~SUPER SLUTS~ just by having 30 bookmarks.

Either way is valid

>> No.28980598

>>28980300
Hmmmm... perhaps different power sources?

Necromantic.
Vampiric.
Angelic/Divine.
Alien/Psionic/Eldritch.
Cloned/Organic.
Magic.

>> No.28980599

>>28980531
huh, only 13.5
it's wrong, though, she's a whore through and through. Only reason she doesn't get bookmarked often is because people friend request instead.

>> No.28980633

>>28980300
System?

>> No.28980649

>>28980531
16.28

>> No.28980659

>>28980300
Hmm. Be sexy if it was involuntary. Some poor woman infested and filled with a living parasite suit that can empower her but also drives her mad with lust or outright violates her if it gets 'turned on'.

>> No.28980681

(1923/62 * 1.25) + (24*0.5)

50.77%

I wonder if the difference is just if a person is on IRC or F-Chat that changes it.
I'm on F-Chat

>> No.28980693

>>28980531
17.8... largely due to inactivity, I guess.
That changes soon!

Hello again, /erp/, Marzi here with a reminder that I am going to run myself ragged later today, in just about 12 hours, with the reopening of Marzipan's Market! See you all in F-Chat; come visit to participate, or just to watch!

>> No.28980698 [DELETED] 

>>28980391

How much do you think that pair of pelts is worth?

>> No.28980706

>>28980693
Oh, wow, I did the math wrong. Silly me, how am I supposed to run a business like this?!

A healthy 67.7 makes a lot more sense.

>> No.28980731

>>28980706
You fucking huge slut

>> No.28980776

>>28980659
It is entirely involuntary. So far I've planned that the PCs are going to be victims of a space station accident, and are given the symbiote suits to keep them alive.

>> No.28980787

>>28980633
I wanted things to be fairly flashy and cinematic, so I'm going to start with BESM just to try it out. If that turns out to be too much of a hassle, I'll keep looking.

>> No.28980843

What happened with Alex Marcellus? He deleted his account

>> No.28980893

>>28980843

He did, awh, I was going to get around to lewding him... Sigh

>> No.28980944

Aww yeah, this is a good morning.
Wish I had a advent calendar.

>> No.28980950

>>28980776
Ok, that's hot. I've had a thing of late for dangerous and involuntary sexual infections and infestations like that. Especially if it's done semi-voluntary in a life-or-death manner, even if warned that death would be preferable.

>> No.28980981

>>28980843
>>28980893
Alex left, now he's back. Check for yourself.

http://www.f-list.net/c/Alex%20Marcellus

He's been on other characters though.

>> No.28980997

>>28980531
Only 10.8
Not that it's anywhere near accurate, given I do all of my slutting on the IRC

>> No.28981009

>>28980599
Add amount of friends to amount of bookmarks, see how many you got!

>> No.28981022

>erp on and off for years never quite getting into it, feels like something is always missing
>erp with my boyfriend as a genderswapped version of myself
>cum buckets and almost pass out

... okay then. What does this even mean.

>> No.28981040

>>28981022
Lewds, even typefucking, is better with people you have an emotional attachment to.

>> No.28981043

>>28980787
>BESM
Looks like I now have a reason to get around to reading up on it.
Even if I know I wont play because I'm too shy to ERP.

>> No.28981045

>>28981022
It means you came buckets and almost passed out from ERPing with your boyfriend as a genderswapped version of yourself.

>> No.28981047

>>28981022
It means you're getting to know yourself better, naturally. I've learned that there's really no use in reading into someone's fetishes. More often than not they say little to nothing about their personality.

>> No.28981059

>>28981040
>Lewds, even typefucking, is better with people you have an emotional attachment to.
I want this, or something to the effect, on a poster.

>> No.28981080

>>28981059
Not quite the same, but I always liked this one:
>“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” — Hunter S. Thompson

>> No.28981117

I found a rather spectacular partner recently. Hit all of my breeding interests in a relatively feudal setting -- newlywed bride of a young lordling prince is the scenario.

[SPOILER]We tied the knot in more ways than one.[/SPOILER]

Spectacularly pleased about the whole scenario. I wasn't even set to looking, but she ended up messaging me out of the blue due to my interests.

Dreams come true, huh?

>> No.28981118

>>28981043
I would totally post an invite to the game on /tg/, except some of my players aren't comfortable ERPing with people they don't know really well.

If the game falls through/they can't attend/whatever I'll be sure to advertise on the /tg/ f-chat about it <3

>> No.28981184

>>28981040
>>28981080
Yeah, I think this is probably true as well. It was so emotionally satisfying that afterward I was just in shock. Completely different to random booty calls on F-List.

Can't wait for the next session.

>> No.28981286

>>28980693
I rarely do this but I'd like to request the source of this image.

So, sauce please.

>> No.28981298

>>28981184
A query, if you don't mind sating some curiosity: you RPd with your boyfriend. Are you gay, or female, and what sort of character did you RP with?

>> No.28981300

Roar

>> No.28981313

>>28981286
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/709800

>> No.28981323

Here's my unfinished giantess.

http://www.f-list.net/c/freyse/

I'm thinking of making her a giant femdom slut with tender love on the side.

>> No.28981326

>>28981286
>Not using who to use reverse image search
>12 days from 2014
COME ON MAN

>> No.28981347

Does anyone feel like they've lost their touch? I feel like my writing used to be better like 10 years ago, when I first started. You'd think experience would improve it, but it just seems so much drier now.

>> No.28981357

>>28981347
>Does anyone feel like they've lost their touch?
no, in fact i feel my touch right now, and it's making it hard (ha) to type

>> No.28981359

>>28981326
>Adding to google's pornsearch history of you instead of asking your fellow anon.
>Any year after ~2007

I hope you don't do this.

>> No.28981361

>>28981323
Oh god, sweetie, you are so hot!

>> No.28981369

>>28981326
>>Not using who to use reverse image search

>> No.28981379

>>28981298
I'm male, technically bisexual but it's like 99% heterosexual 1% gay for a single person, and I RP'd as a genderswapped version of myself.

Yeah I have a pretty confusing sexual life.

>> No.28981381

>>28981369
What is it? It's 5 in the morning.

>> No.28981398

>>28981286
From searching terms "bread" and "breasts" in any booru.

>> No.28981400

>Like to write
>like to be lewd
>Terrified of being lewd with anons for some reason

You all seem really nice though.

>> No.28981412

Since my last approach was a bit too indirect, given that it was mistaken for shitposting and deleted, I'll be relatively forward.

http://www.f-list.net/c/Kalari%20Varas

I have made a profile for a pair of wedgeheads. Any helpful critique is welcome, aside from "don't make a sergal"; I've been given that advice already. Many, many times.

>> No.28981504

>>28981379
You're not alone there.

But hey, so long as you enjoy yourself, that's what matters, yeah?

Also, I have had the strangest experience lately. I had one partner that kept basically having me as her personal booty call, but now I'm basically mentally tapped out of booty calls like that with her.

Yet now I get a vague story, or even an idea for a basic premise, with other partners... and I'm on that shit selling like hot cakes.

Any idea what the deal is?

>> No.28981511

>>28981412
>wedgeheads
...?

>> No.28981528

>>28981511

Close enough. Sergals. They're a fictional race with a roughly triangular skull-structure that has been compared to a wedge of cheese.

>> No.28981589

>>28980531

44.8 on Charlotte and 37.25 on 682.

...Seems people prefer fluffy over scalely.

>> No.28981607

>>28981361
Nice to know it has that effect on people already.

>>28981379
As long as your happy, anon.

>> No.28981619

>>28981607
Captcha ate my image.

>> No.28981630

>>28981347
You've just become more self-aware of your writing. You are trying to write in an age where things like tvtropes can prove that literally everything has been done before. It makes you second guess yourself and question your quality.

Keep writing though, because if Twilight can become a world wide sensation then it only proves that there is still hope for everybody else.

>> No.28981658

>>28981400
Don't be afraid. Even though we can act like cunts on 4chan, everybody is super supportive and friendly on f-list. I haven't been to the irc but I'm sure the good vibes are there too. Its all about having fun and sharing experiences with people who are into the same things as you.

>> No.28981660

>>28981630

Well... I'm the one that wrote the sergal profile up there, if that helps give some indication of my writing.

But, honestly... Yeah. At some point it feels like maybe you've taken "Write what can be seen" and "Don't do purple prose" a bit too literally and you get so afraid to actually put flavor into stuff.

>> No.28981675

>>28981504
Sounds like you're just burned out. That has happened to me more than once when RP partners became too dependent on me.

>> No.28981689

>>28980531
112!
Come at me mates, it is that easy if you just put a little bit work in your profile and use commons sense.
And my character is not even slutty, usually dominant, actually.

>> No.28981699

>>28981689
It's a measure of how slutty You are, not your character.

>> No.28981724

>>28981689
Getting high with that formula means that you constantly advertise your character all over the place - thus slutting yourself out.

>> No.28981749

>>28981699
>>28981724
Of course, but a certain kind of slut becomes dozen of "ay bby u want som fuk" approaches and bookmarks.
Tested it.
This character is different.
Never use ads and used 'Looking' maybe two times, sitting in a lot of channels, though.

>> No.28981761

Hey /erpg/! Just shamelessly advertising my characters.

http://www.f-list.net/c/eirik%20audunsson/ - Fierce elven tribal warrior
http://www.f-list.net/c/elyrene%20auvreylgis/ - Amazonian drow fighter
http://www.f-list.net/c/haldurith%20helivirr/ - Cunning drow pirate

And yes, I kinda like elves.

>> No.28981767

>>28981749
>sitting in a lot of channels, though.
That amasses views pretty fast.
Seriously, I occasionally go and drop in a whole bunch of channels, /say nothing/ and still get a solid views boost.

>> No.28981788

>>28981767
I always wondered about that myself. Are there just some people who go down the list of characters in a channel, checking each and every one?

>> No.28981789

>>28980409
That's the most off-putting face.

>> No.28981798

>>28981788
More likely they have it set up to show who enters the channel and check out the new faces.

>> No.28981815

Hey, Foron, did you ever hook up with that giantess from the last thread?

>> No.28981842

Pretty new to this, so I'd like to inquire something.

Is it futile to flesh out a character this much:
http://www.f-list.net/c/elise%20lunaria/

Versus a character like this:
http://www.f-list.net/c/felicia%20daring/

It seems people don't even want to bother with the first, since there is just so much text (although I wrote a TL;DR).

>> No.28981850

>>28981815
We're just talking at the moment, being on the other side of the world would be a little problem.

>> No.28981854

>>28981842

You will attract a much higher quality of roleplayers with the first profile.

>> No.28981866

>>28981842
Elise is way better.

>> No.28981867

>>28981842

Both are fine. Some people like more in depth descriptions and histories and some people like it concise and to the point. However much you decide to include just try to keep it organized like the former. Having at least one picture, an icon (usually cropped from one of your pictures), and a few Custom Kinks to highlight things that you like and don't like go a long way in making your profile look polished.

>> No.28981880

>>28981842
Both are bad, if you are looking for sex driven role play.
Not enough custom kinks.
And >Large Breasts/Balls in 'No'
'No' should be your limit, something that you would never want to do, so that seems to be ridiculous

>> No.28981894

>>28981300

>> No.28981910

>>28981867
>>28981880
Thanks for the tips, I'll work on those points. :)

>> No.28981971

A brewed bump.

>> No.28981982

http://www.f-list.net/c/A%20Giant%20Fucking%20Bear

I am a Giant Fucking Bear

>> No.28982006

>>28981982
I now want to sneak into his cave and put a condom on him. Then I leave.

>> No.28982007

>>28981982
Oh Christ my sides.

>> No.28982021

>>28981971
Why the hell is her skin red and hair orange

>> No.28982033

>>28982021
Are you colourblind?

>> No.28982034

>>28982021
Her skin is sexy tanned.

I get that too, though no red hair, due to being Italian. Foron has the best porn.

>> No.28982053

>>28982033

>> No.28982059

>>28982053
And I only hope that someone makes a blue hair, blue skin version one of it.
Or just make a mary sue rainbow of it.

>> No.28982073

>>28981504
I'm not alone, huh? What's your situation then?

>> No.28982098

/tg/, I'm sad. I have to say goodbye to my oldest and best erp partner now. I've started seeing someone, and even if she has no problem with it, I feel weird about splitting my attention between her and other people online.

Still, my partner and I are pretty much perfectly matched for kinks, and actually have a nice chatting relationship. I'm sad that I can't finish the epic story of betrayal, humiliation, and depraved, demonic bdsm that we were telling.

Cheer me up, /tg/? Tell me stories of your best partners and the great stories you told together.

>> No.28982116

I have a pretty big mind control fetish and want to play an enchantress in a lewd DnD campaign. What do I need to do to make this happen?

>> No.28982132

Secretly planning on making characters based on each guild-tan.
Already have Rakdos-tan.

>> No.28982133

>>28982116
Find a GM who likes both mind control and D&D.

>> No.28982136

>>28982116
I'd go to the /tg/ room and start asking around. See if anyone is either recruiting for a lewd dnd game or would be willing to start running one.

>> No.28982138

>>28981982
>Nightclubs
I'm dying

>> No.28982151

>>28982133
I guess I could just ask on hypnohub or something but I don't know how many people play RPGs there.

>>28982136
Maybe tonight, it's like 7 AM for me right now so it'd probably make a poor timezone match.

>>28982138
Those random encounter tables mang

>> No.28982156

>>28982132
>RakdosTan
If she is not into whipping, heavy SM and bloodplay you did it wrong. Seriously, if you make these make at least the kinks fitting.

>> No.28982163

>>28982151
Mind control seems to be a semi-common fetish on /tg/ chat, although people who have it as a primary kink are a lot less common. Contact a /tg/ chat mod and they'll put up an ad.

>> No.28982166

>>2898215
Of course.
Working on U/W tan right now. Chastity fetish ftw

>> No.28982172

>>28982138
I almost did not include those kinks. Gonna use that picture.

>> No.28982173

>>28982163
Cool, will give it a go later, thanks for the info. I think a lot of people like mind control as an extension of a general dominance fetish in a magical/futuristic setting. I just like entrancement for reasons I can't explain.

>> No.28982183

So, I'm slutting myself out a little bit and advertising my characters some more.

Ronery, /k/ommando werewolf with a side of nudist and delicious German Valkyrie looking for love and/or sex.
http://www.f-list.net/c/katherine%20knochenmus

Semi-crazy goblin gal wanting test subjects and research partners for potion testing and Magic Science!!
http://www.f-list.net/c/zedna%20kessel

And milky-skinned, raven-haired mad scientist and/or sorceress looking for fun, lovers, playthings, and relaxation.
http://www.f-list.net/c/tanya%20joutier

>> No.28982223

>>28982183
I'm a giant fucking bear. Maybe we could rp?

>> No.28982228

>>28982223
Your profile amuses me, but I'm not into vore or death, so...

>> No.28982233

>>28982223
Nah son, she obviously wants to RP with a DJ Skeleton.

>> No.28982243

>>28982228
So come strapped. Haven't killed someone in rp yet.

>> No.28982245

>>28982183
Well I wouldn't mind playing with Olivia Orviel. Maybe we could work something out. Do you use f-chat at all?

>> No.28982255

>>28982245
F-chat is my primary RP method, but I'm about to head to work, so note me if you're interested.

>> No.28982267

>>28982156
Well I'm seeing two of them on the list
http://www.f-list.net/c/rakdos-tan/
http://www.f-list.net/c/rakdos-chan/
One looks like it has the fit, while the other is kinda empty

>> No.28982269

A butt of a joke.

>> No.28982276

>>28982269
God damn it Captcha!
You're making me look bad.

>> No.28982303

>>28982132
All of them seem to fit except Simic.

>> No.28982308

>>28982276
>not having a 4chan pass
>not supporting 4chan
>posting (with a name) butts in an ERP thread on 4chan
You are degeneracy.

>> No.28982317

>>28982308
I support 4chan by turning off my ad blocker and not mauling Moot.

>> No.28982327

>>28981379
Not that confusing. Hell, I find women more attractive than dudes, but I have to admit, I'm almost definitely a little bit bi, judging by some of my kinks and fantasies. I just haven't met any men I'd rather have sex with over a woman.

>> No.28982330

Offering various forms of impregnation and oviposition, as well as some types of transformation. Just pick the profile that matches your preferred method, and send me a note or bookmark me so we can bash something out.

Also have normal human males, including a new Starbound-focused character. Florans a plus!

http://www.f-list.net/c/legit%20science%20tube
http://www.f-list.net/c/positively%20parasite/
http://www.f-list.net/c/tactless%20tentacle
http://www.f-list.net/c/bumbling%20bumblebee/
http://www.f-list.net/c/clure%20wystan/
http://www.f-list.net/c/edwall%20acemann/

>> No.28982366

I've n-never ERP'd before. How do I get into this? What's it like?

>> No.28982372

>>28982330
/vg/ has an ERP server for that kind of thing, I think.

>> No.28982376

>>28982366
Whip your dick out, bro
Or your vagina on the off chance your a chick

>> No.28982381

>>28982330
I'm not even into what you're advertising (mostly, the tubes look fun), but I love your profiles.

>> No.28982383

>>28982366
go to f-list dot com. Make a character, and join the /tg/ chatroom.

>> No.28982386

>>28982376
>>28982383

I m-made an account. What now?

>> No.28982388

>>28982366
It's like normal roleplaying. Except lewd.
Come to our chats. Talk around, we're friendly.
Watch for lewds and see if you'll want to jump in. Our bottle-spin room on f-list is consistently IC and can provide lewds (you'll need to write up at least a barebones character for that, but it's easy and fast)

>> No.28982404

>>28982386
You find "new character" button and make a character. Just something basic is enough - set gender and describe (or illustrate with any piece of art you like) the looks. Select the kinks you're most interested in (no need to click through ALL kinks out there, just set the basics).

So, what do you like? What scenarios could get you going?

>> No.28982405

>>28982386
1. Advertise
2. Get Elaid
3. ???
4. Do it again

>> No.28982412

>>28982386
make a character. just a basic thing you'd liek to erp. hit the chat function, hit the channel button, ctrl+f /tg/ on the private sections.

>> No.28982418

>>28982404
>>28982405
I h-hope this link works

http://www.f-list.net/c/kimmy%20the%20sissy

>> No.28982419

>>28982381

Thanks. Might as well have fun with this kind of thing. So many profiles take this so seriously.

>> No.28982430

>>28982418
>http://www.f-list.net/c/kimmy%20the%20sissy


>No zoophilia
>You're breaking mah balls, guy

>> No.28982437

>>28982419
I got a real laugh out of them myself. I can't decide if bee or tube is better. I'm leaning tube. He's a stand-up guy.

Though I was slightly disappointed, if only because I'm a dude and bee-people are one of my big kinks. Oh well! We can't have everything in this life.

>> No.28982440

>Have tons of ERPs planned with people
>They never seem to get done for some reason

Dammit. How do you stop this?

>> No.28982441

>>28982418
Yeah, that works. http://www.f-list.net/chat/ hop on, get to the /tg/ chat in the private channels and you can chat around and try find somebody to (if I'm reading your kinks correctly) rail your cute butt.

>> No.28982447

>>28982441
Although we don't have any public lewds going on at the moment. Still, ooc talk is great for easying yourself into thecommunity.

>> No.28982454

>>28982437

Tube is totally on the ball. Definitely will not pound the hell out of chicks. No, sir.

>> No.28982462

I was wondering when this thread would pop up again. Finally went ahead and made a character up on f-list, it'd be nice to get some critique.

http://www.f-list.net/c/sorcerous%20striker/

Eventually perhaps, I'll try getting on one of those chat rooms.

>> No.28982472

>>28982437
How does the tube feel about a bear?

http://www.f-list.net/c/a%20giant%20fucking%20bear/

>> No.28982474

>>28982418
Looks good for a starter, but you don't need to fill out every kink, and you want a handful of custom kinks.

>> No.28982495

>>28982462
>Pansexual
>No males
2/10, see me after class.

>> No.28982503

>>28982472
BearXTube = Giant Fucking Tube?

>> No.28982519

>>28982472
That No-List is way too long.
>pansexual
>no males
It doesn't work that way

>> No.28982520

>>28982472
>Nightclubs/Bars: Yes
>giant fucking bear bursts into a nightclub
>everyone runs
>one slut, drunk off her fucking ass, just sort of lays there with her legs wide
>she thinks the bear is a nigger and wants that dick
>bear fucks her
>bear cums inside her
>bear eats her

>> No.28982528

>>28982472

I'll use my science on you.

>> No.28982530

>>28982519
... I'm not a pansexual... I'm a giant fucking bear.

>> No.28982532

>>28982418
So... are there like... actual /tg/-related tabletop campaigns that are l-lewd, or is it just, like, you open a chat with someone and f-fuck? How does this work?

>> No.28982542

>Name

Why does the hardest part always come first? All I want is a cute dominant girl to screw me, ideally while I screw a cute submissive boy. Damn my slow morning wit.

>> No.28982547

>>28982462
>Pansexual
>No males
>Wants the futa D above all else
You are precisely the kind of cancer that makes F-list a pit.

>> No.28982556

>>28982530
Hue, meant to link to
>>28982462
Sorry, mister giant fuckingbear

>>28982547
Not really, I kinda understand her, because there really are a lot of bad male characters out there.
I love all genders, but some of the males just make me cringe.

>> No.28982565

>>28982542
Behindthename.com/random
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-name.php
Or google baby name sites. Hope it helps.

>> No.28982573

>>28982556
>Generalisation all over the post
>Implying there's no horrible futa characters as well

>> No.28982591

>>28982547
>>Pansexual
>under character description
>>No males
>under the fetishes of the player

I'm not seeing a problem here. The character would fuck anything, but the player's interested in particular thing, ie futa dick.

It's like having the realistic vore kink on a character list but having "doesn't want to be brutally ripped apart by gnashing teeth" in the character description.

>> No.28982592

>>28982530
Confirmed for giant fucking cute bear.

>> No.28982604

>>28982495
>>28982547
How do I say "Futas, girls, tentacles, beasts, and other monstrous or animate things" then?

>>28982519
And yeah, I need to trim the list. I started off filling out EVERYTHING.

>> No.28982622

>>28982604
Bisexual or gay, I guess?

>> No.28982636

God I want some chocolate.

>> No.28982643

>>28982565
>Build up confidence
>Decide to lewd with my favorite storytelling group
>Can't come up with a suitable name or face to put on my collection of kinks

It's like when I have trouble rolling D&D characters, but worse because my dick is involved.

Where do you guys round up pictures, anyway?

>> No.28982649

>>28982643

Personally it depends on the character. For my human I used the tgbooru. For furries, e621.

>> No.28982652

>TFW too nervous to post or talk in chat or anything

>> No.28982666

>>28982652
That feel is one I know

I'm going to try anyway!

>> No.28982667

>try to name new character
>that name is taken!
I don't care, I know a couple guys named John! Anything I can do about this other than throwing down some sick X's and numbers around the name?

>> No.28982681

>>28982667
Yeah, I'm running into that myself

I wish I could manage to come up with something clever like Mr. Legit Science Tube, but for (relatively) normal characters, it's tough.

>> No.28982698

>>28982667

I usually just include a surname or a title. If all else fails, middle initial?

>> No.28982704

>>28982652
>TFW always seem to turn bossy and bitchy in general chat
I...I just have strong opinions, that's all

>> No.28982708

>>28982667
Try John Jakob Jinglheimersmith. How many people with that name could there be?

>> No.28982710

>>28982704
It's better than no opinions, you go girl.

>> No.28982711

>>28982667
>tfw the person that took the name hasn't updated or used it in months and it's just blank

>> No.28982718

>>28982711
You can always ping the mods to scrap it if they're not using it. If it's not been touched and is empty, fair game.

>> No.28982719

>>28982710
>There will never be a Castlevania dating sim where you fuck your pic related.

>> No.28982725

>>28982719
Make one. I'm a giant fucking bear. Follow your dreams.

>> No.28982730

>>28982542
name them after bands or musicians

>> No.28982732

>Cock Shape: Varies is an actual option
I gotta find myself one of these

>> No.28982737

Went ahead and edited Sorcerous Striker a bit, trimmed down the No and Maybe lists.

What's the point of 'Maybe'? Is it explicitly stating that you'll deal with them on a case-by-case basis or that if your partner is a lucky guy you might be willing to do that with them?

As for the bio section, how much should one include? I was torn between wanting to list a full history and just wanting to get across that she's here to fuck. Any opinions on that?

And should I really expect anything to come from just posting my character or should I go and make a nuisance of myself in a chat room before expecting anything?

>> No.28982747

>>28982532
Yes.
There are plenty of both, if you know where to look.

>> No.28982748

>>28982730
...A fascinating option, but which band best encapsulates 'I'd like to be involved in femdom, but ideally with a male partner present as well'?

>> No.28982753

>>28982747
I don't. Where do I look?

>> No.28982759

does any one have and screen cap or paste bin examples of game sessions or conversations. i kind of what to see how people get on with it so i dont make a goof of myself when i get involved

>> No.28982760

>>28982753
Well there's plenty of both in the IRC if you ask around, though actual campaigns are somewhat rare.

>> No.28982766

>>28982267
Rakdos-tan is mine.

>> No.28982780

>>28982766
Now I wanna make an Orzhov-tan. But what sorts of fetishes are especially Orzhov-y? This is the question at the root of all this.

I always thought Orzhov and Rakdos had a cute hate-fuck relationship.

>> No.28982799

>>28982780
PPossession withholding sex, discipline, maybe light bondage, I can see Candleplay for some reason. Generally slow, drawn out stuff.
Me too we should do that.

>> No.28982804

>Guy messages me
>Profile says he's a Sith, profiles pics are all of Revan except for a random furry, spelling errors all over his profile.
>Conversation goes like so
>Him: Hi
>Me: Hey there
>Him: How are you?
>Me: Good.
In my experience, your average beta loses out at this stage due to fear of laying their dick on the table, but he wins points from me from that front by asking for a scene
>Me: Sorry, not interested
>Him: I get that a lot and don't know why. No one ever tries to get to know me or cares I'd do anything for mistress. *Spins around and walks away*
Paraphrased, but barely. Why do people this awful exist?

>> No.28982806

http://www.f-list.net/c/mirumi-chan/

sorry it's a bit bare, it was my first time making a character here.

>> No.28982807

>>28982759
http://pastebin.com/RgFjQT9b
Here, have some public lewding that took place in #MyMagicalERP

>> No.28982811

>>28982799
>candleplay for some reason

Because of the whole church association? And because, yeah, Orzhov is all about the slow, taxing, drawn-out kind of thing. Sounds delightful.

I have no idea what I'm doing and the dom side of things is usually not my bag, but it's very arousing.

>> No.28982813

>>28982806
8/10, would tenderly babysit and corrupt

>> No.28982816

A beefcake bump.

>> No.28982820

>>28982804
Had one of those the other day too.
Barely any profile, furry, no pics (not even an icon), what little profile he did have was grimdork. Also beta-y.
There needs to be a name for those kinda guys.

>> No.28982833

>>28982811
Yeah. Also I dunno why but gags and whipping sound fitting. Punishment and holy silence?
Domming is super fun and having Rakdos-tan on the bottom for once would be awesome.

>> No.28982834

>>28982816
Oh Hernsworth, you are an incredibly attractive man, and no woman will ever notice as long as you're stuck in a movie with Hiddleston.

>> No.28982850

>>28982834
It's like a competition of 'who's the sexiest' only these days ladies want boys, not men. Tragic.

>> No.28982851

Quack!

>> No.28982883

>>28982719
>Castlevania dating sim

As a huge Castlevania fan, I kind of want to run/write this. Or something similar.

>> No.28982885

>>28982850
So why are they fangirling over Hiddleston and not Hemsworth?

>> No.28982896

>>28982885
Hiddleston looks more boyish on-screen.

>> No.28982906

>>28982885
Tom's got that lean, wolfish, subby look, and Loki is a very emotional character.

>> No.28982914

So, I decided to whore myself a little harder by trying another advert.

Sly scoundrel of a Drow Privateer looking for high seas adventure, booty to plunder and sultry wenches.
http://www.f-list.net/c/haldurith%20helivirr/

A serious, tall and downright amazonian drow warrioress looking for someone to add a little tenderness to her harsh and violent life.
http://www.f-list.net/c/elyrene%20auvreylgis/

A fierce, barbaric, tall and musclebound elven pseudo-viking seeking to crush his enemies, see them driven before him and steal their womenfolk!
http://www.f-list.net/c/eirik%20audunsson/

Don't be shy, if you're interested send me a note! Or look me up in /tg/chat on f-list, I'm usually logged in as Haldurith there.

>> No.28982919

>>28982896
And he seems more of a man off-screen (confident, knows how to dance, seems like a genuine nice guy with a good sense of humor etc) in interviews and other TV-apperances.

>> No.28982925

>>28982919
Hemsworth never struck me as less confident or less manly off-screen.

>> No.28982948

>>28982833
Yeah. I like it. Working on the profile now.

Honestly, I think part of it is that I'll find it easier to ease myself into it if I can think of it as just another role, if that make sense

>> No.28982957

>>28981022
It means you want to be the little girl. Obviously. Also, your boyfriend is probably bi.

>> No.28982959

And away I go for about ten minutes.

>> No.28982975

>>28982948
Awesome. Send me a friend request when you're done?
I just do whatever my partner is doing. I figure that the best way to do anything ever is to be adaptable.

>> No.28982982

>>28982975
Oh for sure. Half the fun of this is the inevitable interplay between these two personalities

It's even fluffy - Orzhov loves to play with Rakdos and use them for all sorts of dirty work, after all, and then pretend that Rakdos is just a bunch of evildoers who need to be punished.

>> No.28982989

Would it be a terrible idea to use the Dragon's Crown sorceress as a physical reference? I'm kinda new and don't know what's frowned upon.

>> No.28982996

If anyone wants to get mauled, come here
http://www.f-list.net/c/A%20Giant%20Fucking%20Bear

>> No.28983003

>>28982989
>frowned upon
Very volopteous woman with dem tits, dat ass and dem child-bearing hips? You will find yourself very popular.

>> No.28983013

>>28983003
I do like the sound of that. I just didn't know if not having an OC DONUT STEEL for the images was a good idea.

>> No.28983015

>>28982989
Doo eet

>> No.28983021

>>28983013
I use Litchi Faye Ling as a secondary ref, you'll be fine.

>> No.28983031

>>28980300
The armors only work on dudes.They're male armors.

Dare you to enter the ultimate magical realm?

>> No.28983032

>>28980531

27.95, which for this character, is underperforming.

http://www.f-list.net/c/adelaide%20de%20abbacia/

>> No.28983043

>>28980531
>Tfw town bike.
And happy.
Domme life best life.

>> No.28983056

HOW 2 GET ALL THE VIEWS.
STEP 1.
PUT MANY KINKS.
STEP 2.
MAKE IT A GIRL.
STEP 3.
FEMDOM.
STEP 4.
WAIT FOR THE STRAIGHTFAGS.
STEP 5.
TELL THEM YOU'RE BUSY.
STEP 6.
ENJOY TEARS.

>> No.28983057

>>28983032
God yes. This is my fetish.

>> No.28983064

>>28983031

How about female armors....that only work on guys? And in order to use their powers, there's a reparation period afterwards where their sanity is drained and libido is greatly increased, except since the armor is still on, they end up just forcing themselves on the nearest guy and barebacking them, so the guy wearing the armor is riding the victim like a professional bull rider, and the victim thinks they're having sex with some sort of hot female monster.

>> No.28983069

>>28982989
Hey, I've done that before. Seems to go down pretty damn well!

>> No.28983071

>>28983057

Shoot me a Note to set something up, and I'll respond later today (though not right now, since I'm about to leave for real life business)

>> No.28983077

>>28983064
yes. YES.
>armor undoes.
>dude standing putting his asshole on other dude dick.
>yeah dude you juuuust became gay.

>> No.28983078

>>28983064
How about female armor that femdoms the man wearing it.
Or the armor takes the body of the beast defeated as its 'reward' and pretty much female monsters the owner.

>> No.28983085

>>28983069
>>28982989

I actually made a character based on the Elf from the same game, except I turned her into a crazy yandere that has a habit of isolating and trapping the male adventurers she travels and develops an obsession with so she can full on molest them. Also, breast/hip/ass complex regarding other female adventurers, which means she sometimes does the exact same thing to them, just a lot more malevolently.

http://www.f-list.net/c/eloise%20alvey/

>> No.28983089

>>28983078
>>28983064
>being this vainilla
magical realm status
[] Entered.
[X] Not entered.
[X] Ran away on the other direction

>> No.28983097

>>28983013
I have no donuts on my profile and there has never been any problems so far.

>> No.28983103

>>28983078

So like, the armor starts out as a humanoid female (with a dude trapped in it), then the dude defeats a dragon, so the armor takes the attributes of the dragon, and now the dude looks like a hot, armor version of a dragon lady? Sign me up!

The only way it could get better is if over time, the more the dude loses his sanity and fucks other guys, the more his body inside the armor changes to match the suit, so after a long period of time, there's no longer a guy in there trying to get out, just one really horny and slutty monster girl looking for her next fix of battle and sex...or shemale, if you're into that stuff (I know I am).

>> No.28983105

>>28983085
>>28983069
Mine's going to be an enchantress that goes around emasculating younger guys with mind magic stuff. Should be fun hopefully I can figure out how2ERP fast enough to not ruin this character.

>> No.28983110

>>28983105
>Emasculating
define that.
castration, pegging and all that thing?

>> No.28983117

>>28983110
Uh, sissifying. That was the word I was looking for, sorry. Getting them to dress up real pretty and just generally dominating them.

>> No.28983134

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that the board full of DND nerds is almost as kinky as the board full of futanari faggots.

>> No.28983140

>>28983105
>>28983117

You should turn them into girly sorceresses-in-training. Strip masculinity from them in exchange for arcane power, so that in order to advance they have to give up more and more boyish behavior until they're full on prancing around in dresses, hitting on other guys, and casting spells to enhance their beauty.

>> No.28983145

>>28982982
And done! Friend request sent! I have no idea what I am doing! Welcome to the church of I can't come up with a good sexual pun for the phrase 'church of deals' even though it seems like that would be really easy!

http://www.f-list.net/c/orzhov-tan

>> No.28983149

>>28983134
We /are/ the board of Futanari Faggots

>> No.28983150

>>28983140
Fuaaaaaaaark

>> No.28983151

>>28982542

>> No.28983157

>>28983117
I like that.
Pegging or shitty muh /ss/ faggotry

>> No.28983162

>>28983134
There's something like a 70% crossover rate.

>> No.28983164

>>28983157
I don't really care much for assplay in general.

>> No.28983165

>>28983149
don't lump me in! I do like guys not futa.

>> No.28983175

>>28983164
Almost yet so far.

>> No.28983177

>>28983145
Friended!
I was gonna recommend 'Church of Feels', but that's /r9k/

>> No.28983187

>>28983117
If only I played a male humanoid. Sad giant fucking bear is sad.

>> No.28983191

>>28983187
Ceria has nothing against bears in tutus. Do you want to be a magical bear?

>> No.28983192

Breakfast is fine too.

>> No.28983196

>>28983177
>I was gonna recommend 'Church of Feels', but that's /r9k/
That it is anon.

That it is.
>tfw pretending to be your own cute MtG GF

>> No.28983206

>>28983149
Futa is a shit fetish.
Then again, this thought process leads to issues where I like dicks, yet dislike the fact that they come with a guy. Tentacles, beasts and other things like that are my only salvation. Oh traps too, they're the one time a guy is more than fine.

>> No.28983209

>>28980531
I think we calculated yesterday that my slut level was like 89.90... New formula sets me at 66.20.

http://www.f-list.net/c/karone/

>> No.28983215

>>28983196
>tfw sexing up other MTG waifus as your MTH waifu

>> No.28983217

>>28983191
friend me then femdom me.

>> No.28983223

How do people feel about 3D pornstars?

>> No.28983229 [SPOILER] 

>>28983196
h-HEY A-anon.
C-can I b-be y-your g-gf?
>UGUU.

>> No.28983233

>>28983223
>that vein
PIG DISGUSTING

>> No.28983247

>>28983223
I'm fine with them in general, but not with Hitomi Tanaka. Her tits are pretty saggy and of different volume from each other

>> No.28983252

>>28982885
Because he looks kind of dangerous, in a sexy way. He's got the whole dark, tall and handsome thing going on, but then outside of the films he's apparently genuinely nice and rather dashing.

Did you know he took a reporter out onto a lake and rowed her about in the summer sun for the duration of an interview? See, gent. Everyone gets wobbly over a gent.

That being said, I'd love to get myself a piece of Hemsworth.

>> No.28983255

>>28982759

I've been posting this one whenever people ask, I should get some more, really! Any requests for fetishes or activities you guys want to see? I have millions of logs, I'm sure I have something people want, haha

http://pastebin.com/MJgduCXb

>> No.28983259

>>28983223
They're better than 1D.

>> No.28983262

>>28983233
The veins just means they're ripe. :9

>> No.28983282

I'm curious how many of you that play a girl actually are one.

not that I care, so long as you're good at playing the part.

>> No.28983291

>>28983255
I have a request actually! Do you happen to have anything which you feel would make a good introduction to ERP for somebody? Nothing extreme content-wise, just good old fashioned screwing, and with good roleplay and back-and-forth between the partners?

>> No.28983318

>>28983223

Why porn star when you can KPop

>> No.28983321

>>28983252
I know, it was more of a joke question to the anon I replied to. Don't get me wrong though, Hemsworth is a real hunk and I probably wouldn't mind getting it in the pooper from him if I was gay. But I get more of a boyish vibe from him compared to Hiddlestons man-vibes. I'm likely gay for Hiddleston so I'm biased.

>> No.28983348

>>28983282
I'm a girl who mainly plays boys on f-chat...

>> No.28983377

>>28983291

Good old-fashioned screwing, huh? Yeah, I think I have something like that... Let me go tidy it up for uploading.

>> No.28983383

Silly /tg/! ERP Generals are for the weekend~

Still, I can't blame you for being so ready, I'll just have to take care of all your needs. Come over here~

>> No.28983399

>>28983318
They're fine too.
Dem thighs.

>> No.28983424

>>28983229
I WILL NEED BOTH OF MY BAZAARS FOR THIS.

>> No.28983446

>>28982308
>>not having a 4chan pass
>>not supporting 4chan
4chan isn't a bloody charity, no matter how much it might try to guilt-trip you into thinking it is.

>> No.28983451

>>28983291
>>28983377

http://pastebin.com/LeN3wFra

Okay, here you go! The basic premise is that there's a cocky guy who has a really overinflated opinion of himself who's just recently joined a military base. After some discussion, we decided the unit is almost entirely men and there's only two girls, the commander of the squad, Erika, and her little sister, Ami. They look like pic related.

Erika is a total ice queen bitch who is determined to not let any guys in her unit fuck her, so my character worked on seducing Ami and got her in the sack. In the end, to "protect" Ami, Erika contacted him and was forced into doing some lewd stuff. It had a lot of play back and forth between the characters, hope it's what you were after!

>> No.28983457

>>28983383
I completely durr'd and forgot to post my f-list: http://www.f-list.net/c/mnemosyned

>> No.28983492

>>28982604
How about you work that out yourself and don't list yourself as pansexual if you aren't pansexual?

>> No.28983504

Since I'm bored, gonna whore out some of my characters. I got a kobold paladin with a hardon for dragons, an anthro rat who can barely speak english and has crazy plant powers for vine bondage, an ex pmc horse with a love of drinking, guns, and bad movies, a human daughter of a ceo with a huge princess theme goin' on, an eagleman air pirate that I need to flesh out but has a vagina, and a bunch of different pokemon characters if you're into that sorta thing.

http://www.f-list.net/c/aurecor/
http://www.f-list.net/c/cecily%20gengar
http://www.f-list.net/c/gospel%20the%20houndoom
http://www.f-list.net/c/heizak%20hoenheim
http://www.f-list.net/c/jimenez
http://www.f-list.net/c/rhapsody%20floatzel
http://www.f-list.net/c/scarborough
http://www.f-list.net/c/sonata%20delphox
http://www.f-list.net/c/stella%20absalom
http://www.f-list.net/c/surgere
http://www.f-list.net/c/yitqui

>> No.28983524

>>28983504
>Intimidating black canine with a breath weapon named Gospel

>> No.28983531

>>28983524

That is totally a coinci-yeah I know. I'm surprised no one called me on it sooner.

>> No.28983538

>>28983348
Straight boys or gay boys?

>> No.28983582

>>28983383
>>28983457
>Friday
>not weekend

>> No.28983583

>>28983103
IIIII would play the fuck out of that holy hell.

Monster fighters whose armor gradually merges with them until they become monster (girls) themselves. This is so many of my fetishes...

>> No.28983599

>> No.28983609

Have all of you considered how horrifyingly similar to /r9k/ you sound?
>tfw too nervous to talk to someone anonymously on the internet
>tfw no kawaii lewd ERP partner
>tfw always NTRed ;_;

>> No.28983618

>>28983383
It's Friday. :\

>> No.28983636

>>28983538
I play gay, bi, pan and straight boys. My preference goes to guy on guy though.

>> No.28983662

Okay, am I doing this shit right?
http://www.f-list.net/c/ceria%20tyir

>> No.28983667

>>28983282
I'm male and play both sexes, though my most popular characters are female. People like defiant harem girls and worldly bards more than they like muscly fighters, it seems.

>>28983636
What sort of setting and scenarios do you prefer?

I find I run a lot of medieval European fantasy, with a bit of the pre-Islamic middle east. I can't get into sci-fi for ERP, for some reason - I have flashbacks of Asimov, which just kills my boner.

>> No.28983673

>>28983582
>>28983618
And in other news.

>> No.28983685

>>28983662

Paragraph breaks pls

>> No.28983686

>>28983662
Add custom kinks to highlight what really gets you going. Do something about that description too. As it is now it's too much of a wall of text. Simply seperating it into two or three paragraphs would make it an easier read.

>> No.28983710

>>28983662
>http://www.f-list.net/c/ceria%20tyir
Looking okay so far. A little cluttered: break stuff up into paragraphs, or collapsable boxes.

Maybe one collapsable for personal history (limited to 3 sentences works best, but YMMV), one for appearance (describe what your character wears! Major turn on for visualizing the smutty bits!) and a comment on a few of your kinks.

Also: list whether you're dominant, submissive, into furries or humans, etc.

Also: custom kinks are a great way to emhsize what you're after. "Mesmerism: I really love it when a handsome man is just enraptured by my pretty charm magics" is nice fluff (and a helps to tease out hat you're after

>> No.28983711

>>28983685
>>28983686
Sorry, I wrote it in notepad and couldn't tell. Should be fixed. I'll see what I can change for the custom things.

>> No.28983721

>>28983711

It's pretty cool looking otherwise, tho, I have a shota I'd like to message you on.

>> No.28983746

>>28983721
Sho is my favorite kind of ta. I'm not really experienced with ERP at all so you'll have to be okay with putting up with me for a little bit while I adjust from normal writing, but go ahead. I'll try to get things fixed up properly on the profile this afternoon but I don't know exactly when I'd actually be able to play. Might not be until Monday, I'll see.

>> No.28983752

>>28983711
Out of curiosity. Are you willing to do non-sissy things?
Still totally dominating a man, but without the feminization. Or is it a sticking point?

>> No.28983763

>>28983752
Oh, me personally? I'll do whatever. For the character though it'd probably be kinda necessary. Hopefully I'll like this enough to make more characters in the future.

>> No.28983775

>>28983746
Oh, don't worry, I've been plenty of people's first ERP partner over the years~ I consider it a speciality of mine.

>> No.28983780

>>28983775
sounds p lewd dewd

>>28983710
Hey, how do I add these "collapsible" things?

>> No.28983786

>>28983673
Oh gods I would love to fuck that succubus.

>> No.28983842

>>28983582
>"ERP Generals are for the weekend"
>not bullshit

>> No.28983846

Why would anyone make zipper for boob windows?

>> No.28983872

>>28983846
It lets you tear off your shirt without actually tearing your shirt.

>> No.28983897

>>28983667
I tend to prefer modern settings with medieval fantasy as second choice.

The scenarios I usually end up in are either cute romances with some friction here and there or really dubious ones with lots of bullying, teasing and pseudo-rape.

>> No.28983915

>>28982816

Oh god.

That scene.

In Thor 2

with the water bowl

UNF

>> No.28983917

>>28983252
> Tom Hiddleston
> Handsome
He looks like someome left a wax statue out in the sun for a bit too long.

>> No.28983941

>>28983917
He is handsome and he has confidence, yes. I'm saying this as a straight fa/tg/uy who might have a mancrush on him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9uJMDNNF_o

>> No.28983949 [SPOILER] 

>>28980228

In coming lewd.

>> No.28983962

>>28983662
Updated, how's it looking now?

>> No.28983975

>>28983949
I love that with /tg/'s tastes, I can't tell if this is that image-swap glitch or not.

>> No.28984026

>>28983975
We may never know.

>> No.28984038

>>28983941
If you think lumpy pale british men are handsome, I suppose.

>> No.28984061

Give me critique!

Was really feeling not quite fit right now, though, so I'm definitely going to work on this profile later.
If you find errors, please tell me.
Also: The kind of character you have all waited for.
http://www.f-list.net/c/simic-tan

>> No.28984066

Just got shitty rp from a crybaby. Expected better from /tg/ especially with a straight forward character design like mine.

http://www.f-list.net/c/a%20giant%20fucking%20bear

>> No.28984107

>>28984066
Well, did you maul him?

>> No.28984112

>>28984066
What was so shitty about it? Logs?

>> No.28984125

>>28984107
After they touched a wild animal, who had previously made it apparent that touching would not be cool.

And mod overreaction. HOOOOOOOOOLLLYY SHIT the mod overreaction.

>> No.28984141

>>28984112
Was kicked, cannot provide logs. Said I bit into said previous character's gut. I was kicked.

>> No.28984149

>>28984107

>Adam Jensen hiding behind his shades awkwardly chewing on condom wrapper
>"I didn't ask for this."

>> No.28984157

>>28984125
People will never learn, you don't fuck a bear, a bear fucks you.

>> No.28984158

>>28984125
>>28984141
kek<--
kek
kek

>> No.28984162

>>28984125
>>28984141
I love it when mods get mad. Relate the details.

>> No.28984177

>>28984066
You deserved it though.You were being a godmodding bitch face who didn't care what people said OOC to you about it.

>> No.28984183

>>28984149
>How about a biomechanical penis implant?!

>> No.28984191

>>28984066
>Namefagging
>Bringing drama to the thread
What an upstanding citizen

>> No.28984195

>>28984125
Is that why you got mauled by two different mods in two different channels? I thought it was because you brought your crying to the main channel?

>> No.28984207

>>28984177
> Hey, you know what this ERP needs?
> A wild bear that comes along to eat everybody.
Yeah, I wonder why they got upset. Mods are shit on this site, I can't believe anyone would be the least bit annoyed by this character. He was just doing what his character would do.

>> No.28984225

Exit, pursued by a bear.

>> No.28984227

>>28984162
I was in the bottle room, spin the bottle. I had been rping being a grizzly bear. Pretty normal, everyone was enjoying it. I had also been attacked twice, once upon entering the basic chat, then again when I entered bottle room. All because I emoted (since I cannot speak except for "bear") that I roar'd at the room. 7 hours I was in the bottle room, rping and playing spin the bottle. Then a mary sue angel walks in, tell me three times to leave because my character is BADWRONGFUN, then after me roaring at them and snarling, they touched my arm. You don't do that to a dog, you definitely don't do that to a bear. Said I swipe them with a pass of my mighty paw. I then put weight on their chest, and begin biting into the stomach flesh of my now prey. Keep in mind they are literally an angel. This would literally be nothing to them. The mod PMs me with this
>Them: there are several reasons I am going to kick you. Wanna take a guess?
>Me: Please identify yourself, and then tell me instead of rude threats.
>Them: Matt fucking gunnarr, a mod of the room in which you decided to randomly EAT SOMEONE

Yeah. So I got kicked, the general room started talking shit like I was god modding, and I was disappointed in fellow fa/tg/uys.

>> No.28984239

>>28984177
I really don't get why he's in here at all to be honest.
It's an ERP thread.
And he's playing a bear.
Not a rape bear.
Not a druid pretending to be a bear.
An actual bear.


That's like me sitting in the middle of a game of thrones channel, playing Jar-Jar Binks and then every time someone tells me to stop acting like a retard I go LOLOLOLOLOLOL, U MAD.
I mean where's the point? It's not even subtle piss taking, its more pissing your trousers and proclaiming victory.

>> No.28984256

>>28984227
>I had also been attacked twice,
>All because I emoted (since I cannot speak except for "bear") that I roar'd

>people start getting freaked out about a FUCKING BEAR waking into the room and start shooting at it

>a mary sue angel... touched my arm. You don't do that to a dog, you definitely don't do that to a bear.

>you shouldn't touch bears because you wouldn't in real life
>but also attacking the bear is also wrong because reasons

top lel

>> No.28984258

>>28984195
Crying? My mistake. Read the fucking logs, dumbass.

>> No.28984265

>>28983105
http://www.f-list.net/c/juno%20sassa
Hey, I would love to do a RP like that. My character can be played from an age of 14 (maybe a little younger) to 25. Send me a message if you're interested.

>> No.28984266

>>28984239
There's nothing wrong with joke characters, as long as they don't disrupt ongoing RPs. (In fact, disrupting RPs as any character in general)

>> No.28984289

>>28984258

Except you started bitching about the bottle room. Not the other way around. The person you tried to maul said no in OOC and you kept pushing.

I am in both channels and I pretty much observed what the fuck was going on and I know what was said to you.

I could post actual chatlogs if you want. It will just make you look dumb though.

>> No.28984291

How does one be a better sub?

>> No.28984297

>>28984258
You come across as either trolling or actually retarded. Please fuck off and die, would you kindly?

>> No.28984299

>>28984265
Looks like a pretty good match, I bookmarked you. I'll send you something when I'm closer to being able to play (might not be for a couple days.)

>> No.28984302

>>28984227
Yes, fucking yes.
You get to stay.

>> No.28984304

>>28984297
You first?

>> No.28984314

>>28984266
I get that. Hell I play a joke character, I'm playing the over the top serious fuddy-duddy who keeps everyone on track in a light hearted game, no one takes seriously and who keeps 'accidentally' sleeping with ridiculously over the top mary sue NPCs because the other players are pouring points and prayers into getting him laid to 'lighten him up'.
But there's a difference between 'hah! Oh our loveable lad, he's always good for a laugh, and he fits in the game' and 'I am going to cause problems in this channel by mauling someone and if you complain, its because U mad, not because I'm waiting on tenterhooks to cause shit :3c'

>> No.28984315

>>28984289
>I could post actual chatlogs if you want. It will just make you look dumb though.
I want.

>>28984297
It's a specific kind of "I did nothing wrong" trolling.

>> No.28984316

>>28984299
Sounds good.

>> No.28984320

I love how you can tell who was not only in the chatroom, but takes their fetish RP website way the fuck too seriously and are continuing to be trolled here.

You're doing Beargod's Work, you glorious furry bastard.

>> No.28984329

>>28984291
How passive or active a sub?

>> No.28984330

>>28984320
INTERNET DRAAAAAMAAAA!

>> No.28984331

>>28984302
I should hope so. We have been emailing each other.

>> No.28984333

>>28983662 here
I got a message from http://www.f-list.net/c/Zen%20Walker/
>Fave: Plot Twists
Should I?

>> No.28984339

>>28984291
Have something to contribute. Be more sensitive, creative, and smarter than your dom (without upstaging them). Have an "EASY" button, but subtly encourage them not to use it all the time. Make yourself worth the time and effort.

Do you have any specific questions?

>> No.28984345

>>28984315
I made one post, then they said I ate them. DO NOT fucking lie like this.

>> No.28984350

>>28984329

Both, really. I've not gotten the chance to ever power bottom so I dunno how to do that. But with passive sub...I dunno, it seems hard because I don't know what to do other than react, and I kinda wanna at least have a more active presence other than sit there and moan, but half the time, I'm at a loss.

>> No.28984366

I think bear-guy is badwrongfun, and yet still think it's pretty hilarious.

>> No.28984368

>>28983949
I don't know why, but I am laughing so hard at this pic.

>> No.28984369

>>28984333
>Fave: Traps
>Zen has fallen into someone's trap! What is going to happen now?
For some reason I don't think he quite understands the double entendre he's set up here.

>> No.28984371

>>28984291
It's very dependent on what your dom enjoys and what you enjoy. But:

Be emotive, write out how each thing makes you feel, if the touch of your dom makes you tremble in fear or excitement.
Describe your senses, what you can feel, can hear, can - or can't see. Imagine what might be happening outside your vision.
Describe your thought processes. Pain - do you want it? Do you want to avoid it? Getting a treat, a smile from your dom - how does it make you feel?
What kind of toys do they use on you, and how does each thing cross your mind? Degrading? Shameful? Exciting? How do you react to them?

Consider your own personality - not that many doms want a piece of flesh to lie there and just be fucked. You might be uppity and effectively provoke a punishment. You might be horny and be all over your master wanting some dick (or a taste of her). You might be needy and wanting cuddles - or even wanting to cuddle your dom to make them happy.

In general; be more proactive and don't just lie there; and when you're restrained and can't do that, write out how you react; and when you're utterly bound and not even able to move a bit - write out how you feel in your mind and body.

Hope that helps!

>> No.28984373

>>28984345
I was not there and I don't pretend to know what happened there. Calling me a liar is a lie.

>> No.28984382

>>28984339

Hm, well...

Like, one thing I like doing is touching, caressing, dirty talking, etc. When I play dom, it's really fun to be cuddle dom--alpha, but caring, praising your partner, getting reactions out of them, that sort of thing. But I have a hard time doing that when I'm subbing--or rather, I don't know how to get reactions out of a dom when subbing, if that makes any sense.

>> No.28984390

>>28984350
Passive: Get good at describing internal thoughts and feelings and asking for things.
Active: Just figure out what your partner wants and do that. Learn how to say how much you enjoy doing it.

>> No.28984398

>>28984350
>other than sit there and moan
You can't cure simple, I guess. Insults aside, why do you feel constrained to the above? Why can't you do, you know, anything? Beg for something, have crumbling reservations about something, be tempted but afraid of something, initiate some additional physical contact, add some real insight into the physical and mental pleasure of your character is experiencing.

Serious question: why? You underaged? It would probably turn some people on, to be honest.

>> No.28984416

>>28984373
Sorry, I meant the other person you quoted. You get a free "punch the bear in the face" card.

>> No.28984422

>>28984416
*punches you in the face*

>> No.28984430

>>28984416
*Punches you in the snout*

>> No.28984438

>>28984398
You're making some serious leaps there dude.

We're on page 5 I think, I don't know when you guys usually make new threads here.

>> No.28984441

>>28984438
We make new threads when we're on page 10

>> No.28984443

>>28984382
Basically play it the same as a cuddle-dom, just submit sexily when your wills clash. Be overcome. I may not be explaining well because I don't understand what's so hard about it. I'm too lazy to teach my subs to be better, either - they don't even ask me how to get better, like you do.

>> No.28984445

>>28984157
What the actual fuck is this

How do you even survive that?

>> No.28984464

>>28984430
>face

You choose poorly.

>> No.28984476

>>28984438
Usually page 9 or 10. But there's a bikini armor/Warcraft thread on page 9 now >>28958836 >>28984056

So if we make a new thread soon it can be a follow-up to both. ERP General Bikini Blood Ef Edition or whatever.

>> No.28984477

>>28984445
Snuff porn is a thing, anon.
Alternately, regeneration spells.

>> No.28984482

>>28984445
She's fine, they just want to have some toblerone.

>> No.28984484

>>28984438
Other than the quip about being underaged - which you should recognize was a joke - I don't think I made any wild assumptions. You wanted to know what to do besides sit there and moan, and I thought I made a few worthwhile suggestions. Then you go and hint that it is time for a new thread... my feelings are rather hurt.

>> No.28984503

>>28984438
Take a look at >>28984371
as well.

We generally don't make new threads until this one drops off the board entirely.

>> No.28984545

>>28984484
Not that guy, but my shyness is pretty simply explained

I have not into fug. I have weird hang-ups about being able to take responsibility for and support my significant other and right now I just don't have the money or time to handle another human being

>> No.28984556

>>28984484

Uh, that wasn't the guy who asked the question. I'm the guy that asked and that you originally responded to, actually.

Like I said, I try to do more stuff, but usually fail for some reason. I dunno. Maybe my writing just need practice.

>>28984443

I see. Well, I'll give a try, and practice more.

>> No.28984558

>>28984545
>they haven't into fug yet
laughing_fuggers.gif

>> No.28984590

>>28984545
> I just don't have the money or time to handle another human being
So why are you ERPing?

>> No.28984610

>>28984590
Significantly less time/emotional investment. Fewer potential consequences.

>> No.28984639

>>28984610
The differences you mentioned should probably alleviate your shyness, as well.

>> No.28984671

>>28984639
Yep. That's why I'm giving it a try. Still a little bit of dissociation and inexperience holding me back. I'm kind of a perfectionist and want to do my best to entertain my partner - if nothing else, we're both trying to have fun. So at the very least I need to address what they'll find sexually enjoyable.

>> No.28984820

So what is the best way to "finish" up a session?
Something other than "I came, here's a towel, now wipe yourself off".

>> No.28984916

>>28984820
describe the after sex. How do they clean up, what if any problems arose from the sex, etc. Just make the scene last a few more responses, and it will be a lot better!

>> No.28984934

>>28984820

A little bit of cuddling is nice if the characters are into that.

.

>> No.28985026

>>28984916
>>28984934
Thanks for the advice, I'll try to remember that.

>> No.28985095

>>28981589
I think it's more that people know what to expect with fluffy.

>> No.28985176

>>28980531
About 8 here. I never advertise myself.

>> No.28985256

>> No.28985277

>>28983667
I need to talk to you more

>> No.28985287

>>28985256
>tfw I fapped to that

>> No.28985326

>>28985287
You're doing it right.

>> No.28985345

>>28985287
Did you ask for that boner?

>> No.28985395

>>28985345
I ask for every kind of boner.
The weirder, the better.
This one wasn't really that weird, though.

>> No.28985430

>>28985256
>>28985287
Is it this time?

>> No.28985453 [SPOILER] 

>>28985430

I cringed at that pic.

>> No.28985492

>>28985277
Ysolt?

>> No.28985511

>>28983775
>pic name: Cammy
>implying that's not vega-sama finally living the dream.

>> No.28985512

>>28985430
>>28985453
Oh god, the hora, oh the hora.

>> No.28985563

>>28985512
What did Hora mean again?

Also, I should probably play part three now.

>> No.28985571

>>28985563
I like to pretend that hora and ara ara are just the sexual equivalents of screaming ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAA

>> No.28985576

>>28985563
I think whore or some sort of flower, this is my wild guessing.

>> No.28985580

>>28983897
I have some modern stuff I'm working at. Mostly World of Darkness-ish characters, but I can flex

>>28985277
I know. I've been up to my ass with exams, and then family time at home hasn't made me as free as I should be, either. :(

>> No.28985590

>>28985512
>>28985563
>>28985571
>>28985576

>> No.28985680

>>28985590
HAH! You get this now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

>> No.28985771

>>28985680

>> No.28985916

Any of you guys run furry or scaley characters? Do you ever end up mentioning muzzles/snouts kissing? Because that sounds really gross to me even though I like those characters. Just don't know if it's expected.

>> No.28985970

>>28981894
>They make my pussy turn into a bear.
>Pussy.
>Into.
>Bear.

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK RUN

>> No.28985981

>>28985916

Have you helped the homeless monsters yet this holiday season.

>> No.28986012

>>28985981
No way! Last time I helped out and took in a naga girl, she slept with my sister and laid her eggs in her womb before taking off!

>> No.28986137

>> No.28986164

>>28986137
>SomethingToHoraAbout.avi

>> No.28986178

>>28986137

>> No.28986193

>>28986178
I'll give you cats something to laugh about!
>presents poonos

>> No.28986245

>>28985981
That didn't answer my question at all!

>> No.28986368

>>28986245
Sorry, I meant to reply to my post above, sorry.

>> No.28986421

>>28986368

>> No.28986423

>>28986178

>> No.28986432

>>28986368
Jesus, when will the scanons be done with the latest chapter? I want some plot to go with my drider-on-loli-lesbian-bondage rape.

>> No.28986494

>>28986432
Can only hope soon.

>> No.28986536

>>28986423
Ahri, the best kind of fluffy tail.

>> No.28986594

> http://www.f-list.net/chat/
How am I supposed to find anything in here? Marzipan's room ain't around.

>> No.28986788

>>28986368
>Rigor Mortis
>Boobs

>> No.28986796

"Fisting? Sure, if you want..."

>> No.28986840

>>28986536
repeat

/me TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL

>> No.28986841

>>28984227
So basically, you came in with a character that was disruptive, god-modded eating someone, then caught by a moderator and kicked out.

And then you come crying like a bitch to /tg/ because you get punished for being a little shit.

>> No.28986845

>>28986788
They say they are like sandbags, right?
Just think of them as still damp sandbags.

>> No.28986870

>>28986796
Wonderful narrow waist to grab~

>> No.28986913

>>28986796
>New! It's the hotly-anticipated Cervixbuster 9000!!

>> No.28986916

>>28986870

They're the best.

>> No.28986929

>>28984227
I heard it was some non-con vore. Like, ooc the person didn't consent. Can you tell me who this angel was? Assuming it's Idri, since she's the only angel that's been frequenting bottle, though she doesn't sound like a sue based on her profile.

>'Idri is a dark-skinned half-angel, with golden hair, blue eyes, and great white wings. She wears heavy manacles around her forearms and calves, with a few links of chain hanging off them that don't go anywhere. She otherwise has on loose white robes, strapped down in various places with sashes. She is only 5'2", but has strength far belied by her size, and she moves with a dancer's grace. She is quiet and observant, preferring to speak only when it's important.'

Also, I've played a bear in there too, speaking only in 'GHROAR's, though nobody ever really had an issue with him. Hell, he got cuddles. If you couldn't do it, you must've been doing something really wrong.

>> No.28986932

Remember to always stay protected /tg/!

>> No.28986934

http://www.f-list.net/c/clair%20unibasha

Any feedback besides from being a generic human? I'm still sorta new to this type of thing and would love to get better.

>> No.28986993

>>28986845
Rigor mortis makes the MUSCLES get stiff. Tits don't have any muscle.

>> No.28987008

>>28986841
Don't forget advertising his character at least three times in this thread instead of once like a decent person.

>> No.28987043

>>28986993
Moldy sandbags?

>> No.28987044

>>28987008
Looks good on a cursory glance. But reall, post this in the next thread. this one will vanish any second now ...

>> No.28987069

>>28986993
Shoulda done chest flies and floor press!

We headed for deletion, someone with an image should make a new thread.

>> No.28987074

>>28987044
was directed at >>28986934

>> No.28987087

>>28987044
>>28987074
Will be on the watch out then! Thanks.

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